Lance Stardew Valley

Zhao Feng travaille dur pour se prouver meilleur que ses pairs sur le Terrain d'Entraînement des Arts Martiaux, mais juste au moment où il est sur le point d'abandonner, un mystérieux objet noir, semblable à une marbre, fusionne avec son œil gauche, lui octroyant les pouvoirs des dieux anciens. Avec ses nouveaux pouvoirs, Zhao Feng se lance dans le périple pour devenir le plus grand artiste martial de tous les temps.

In God's eyes, every being’s first instinct is to yield to Satan’s temptation and taste the fruit of wisdom. Dashing men, gorgeous women, strange golden-armored insects, and rare creatures... Irresistible allure, stirring desires, and greedy gazes... Supernatural strength, ageless beauty, the power to stop time, and absolute control over life and death... Every identity brings a life rich with experiences, every chance encounter sparks intoxicating emotions that captivate the soul. Among them is a clan of vampires blessed with extraordinary gifts, immense power, and unwavering ruthlessness. They are immune to sunlight and can even freeze time itself. Known as the Bloodborne Apollo Clan, they are revered by all. The duke’s only son, a seventh-generation descendant of this mighty bloodline, secluded himself in a remote valley for over a millennium, honing his abilities until he reached the rank of vampire prince. Now, he emerges to explore and conquer the world. Blending the wisdom of ancient civilizations spanning tens of thousands of years with modern advancements, he forges a new era — a timeless dynasty built on the fusion of technology and the power of the vampire race...

Qi Yuan was reborn in the world of mortal cultivation and became a errand disciple of the Yellow Maple Valley. He had five elements of mixed spiritual roots and thought that he had no hope of building a foundation in this life! But he didn't expect that there was a Chaos Cauldron in his mind, which could infinitely breed resources... A pill was put in, and it immediately piled up into a small mountain and overflowed. A thousand-year-old spiritual medicine was put in, and it immediately turned into countless thousand-year-old spiritual medicines. Several years later, Qi Yuan set up a small stall in front of Han Lao Mo and took out countless Palm Heaven Bottles and placed them on it. Han Li frowned and thought to himself: "Oh no, my Palm Heaven Bottle has become a common item!"

Ed transmigrate into the world of his favorite novel. it was like a dream come true. But— As the memory flooded in of his new identity. -He was doomed. -He was f*cked. As He was now Caspian Arcwright [An Extra Character] Who is even despised by his own family. His father called him a failure, his mother saw him as a disgrace, and his older brothers tortured him relentlessly. There were only two reasons they let him live: the promise of an unknown bloodline that would awaken at the age of eleven, and his arranged fiancée. Then why? *[BLOODLINE AWAKENED]* *BLOODLINE OF SACRIFICE* ~UNIQUE SKILL: [SACRIFICE] ~Skill Requirement: [SACRIFICE YOURSELF] ________ For character illustration and updates join the discord server. https://discord.gg/zRdNgSj7hm

As the overweight daughter of the Sutton family, Kelsie is an eyesore to everyone. Her father can't wait to get rid of her, his wife and their daughter daughter too. The man she's supposed to marry can't stand her and looks for ways to end their engagement, all to no avail. But on the day she's to get married, she finds out she's pregnant. Her fiancé finally uses the opportunity to break off his engagement to her and her father sends her packing to her aunt in another city never to return after she refuses to remove the baby like he asked her to. Seven years later, she returns to the city to claim her position as the heiress of her mother's fortune, which her father and his wife and daughter has been living off of all these years. But not as the overweight duckling everyone expected, but as a stunning, glamorous woman. Behind her are three children: a daughter who looks exactly like her, a handsome son, and another handsome son who looks too much like the most powerful man in the city. Unexpectedly, the dimwit, her fiancé who broke off their engagement comes begging for them to get married like they were supposed to. "So what if you're stunning now and lost all that weight? Everyone knows you used to be an ugly duckling. Who knows the underhanded ways you resorted to to lose weight. Forget our past and marry me again." The woman looked at him and snickered. "Aren't you the heir of the Baker family? Why would you marry a fatso like me?" The man huffed and said arrogantly. "Hmph! Do whatever you want. But I assure you that no one in Silicon Valley will want to marry a woman saddled with bastard children!" The triplets came up on his face and snorted in disdain. "Who's this? Where is daddy when a man like this harasses mommy?” “I told you he wasn’t worth her. Hurry up and call him quickly.” The man who was in the middle of a conference call ended it as soon as he heard the news and went straight to where she was. “Are you hitting on my wife? Bastards? Are you calling the beloved children of Jett Adler bastards?” “Eh-what? Jett Adler? The most powerful man in the city? How is that even possible!”

Lu Mingshu had never believed in fate. She hadn’t believed in it when her father had remarried and caused her family to break into pieces, nor had she believed in it when she’d been thrown into a valley to perish. She hadn’t believed in it when she didn’t have any resources to cultivate with, nor had she believed in it when she’d been condemned by everyone. She climbed up little by little from dust, while her reign soared into the sky, which caused the world to look on in fear! If justice doesn’t come, I’ll personally obtain it. If fate disregards me, I‘ll open up a way to survive. No matter what fate throws at me, I will surely become a phoenix! “What a ruthless woman. I’m willing to risk my life and limbs for you, willing to be calculative for you – I’m even willing to be an enemy of the entire world for you. Aren’t you moved even a little?” “That’s right, since I‘m such a ruthless woman, what exactly is it that you like about me?"

No segundo ano de casamento, Yvette Thiel estava grávida. Yvette estava cheia de alegria, mas recebeu um acordo de divórcio. Em um acidente de carro, Yvette jazia numa poça de sangue e implorou a Lance Wolseley para salvar seu filho, mas Lance partiu com sua amada nos braços. Yvette estava desanimada e aos poucos fechou os olhos. Mais tarde, soube-se que Lance de Nova Iorque tinha um nome proibido e que ninguém podia mencioná-lo. No casamento, Lance de repente enlouqueceu. Ajoelhou-se no chão e olhou para a mulher cruel com olhos vermelhos. "Você está grávida do meu filho. Com quem você quer se casar?"

Pada tahun kedua pernikahan, Yvette Thiel hamil. Yvette penuh dengan kebahagiaan, tetapi dia mendapat perjanjian perceraian. Dalam kecelakaan mobil, Yvette tergeletak dalam genangan darah dan memohon kepada Lance Wolseley untuk menyelamatkan anak mereka, tetapi Lance pergi dengan kekasihnya dalam pelukannya. Yvette merasa putus asa dan perlahan menutup matanya. Kemudian, terdengar bahwa Lance dari New York memiliki nama yang tabu, dan tidak ada yang bisa menyebutkannya. Di pernikahan, Lance tiba-tiba menjadi gila. Dia berlutut di tanah dan melihat wanita kejam itu dengan mata merah. "Anda hamil dengan anak saya. Siapa yang ingin Anda nikahi?"

**Title:** *Celestial Venom: The Starbound Ascension* **Genre:** Epic Fantasy / Cultivation Novel **Step into a World Where Stars and Insects Hold the Key to Cosmic Power...** In the secluded valley of Vessryn, where ancient forests whisper forgotten secrets and mountains cradle hidden magic, a humble village youth discovers a destiny written in the stars—and etched into the venom of a celestial insect. **Kaelan Voss**, a storm-eyed farmhand with restless dreams, stumbles upon a luminous creature in the enchanted Blackwood—a being of starlight and iridescent wings. This fateful encounter awakens a dormant power within him, binding his soul to the lost art of **Celestial Insect Cultivation**, an ancient practice that merges the lethal beauty of nature’s smallest predators with the boundless energy of the cosmos. **But power demands sacrifice.** As Kaelan uncovers cryptic texts and visions of swirling galaxies, he learns of the **Celestial Chrysalis**—a metamorphosis that could elevate him to godlike heights or consume him utterly. Yet dark forces stir in the shadows: rogue cultivators, covetous sects, and a legacy of corruption threatening to twist this cosmic gift into a tool of devastation. Guided by enigmatic allies like the wanderer **Torian** and driven to seek the reclusive sage **Master Solin**, Kaelan embarks on a perilous journey across ruins pulsing with latent magic and highlands veiled in myth. With every step, he must balance the allure of infinite power against the weight of a world teetering between enlightenment and chaos. **Will he ascend as a beacon of cosmic harmony… or become the harbinger of its ruin?** **Perfect for fans of:** - **Xianxia** tales with a fresh twist, blending insect-based cultivation and stellar mysticism. - **Epic coming-of-age journeys** where humble beginnings collide with universe-shaking stakes. - **Lush, immersive worlds** where every shadow hides ancient secrets and every star whispers destiny. **Dive into Chapter 1** and witness the awakening of a legend—where the flutter of a celestial wing ignites a war for the soul of creation. *The chrysalis has chosen. The stars align. Will you answer their call?* --- **Why Read It?** - **Unique Magic System:** Witness cultivation like never before—venomous insects and cosmic energy fuse into a breathtaking symbiosis. - **Moral Complexity:** Explore the razor’s edge between ambition and corruption in a world where power is as perilous as it is sublime. - **Cinematic Worldbuilding:** From moss-cloaked ruins to starlit temples, every page immerses you in a realm where myth and reality collide. **Begin the Ascension.** *Celestial Venom: The Starbound Ascension* awaits—where destiny is forged in venom and starlight.

In 2023, Alex Turner, a brilliant but disillusioned software engineer, feels suffocated by his high-pressure job in Silicon Valley. After a grueling day, he gets into a mysterious accident and wakes up in 1963. Disoriented and desperate to return home, Alex soon discovers he can travel between eras, but each leap makes both times feel increasingly alien. As his identity fragments, he realizes he's not alone—ancient, otherworldly eyes watch his every move, hinting at a cosmic mystery that transcends time itself. Trapped between worlds, Alex must navigate this temporal limbo to uncover the truth and find his place in the universe.

After being diagnosed with a rare terminal illness, all Lance could do was wait for his death, unable to move as he lay on the hospital bed for months. In his last moments, all he wished for is another chance at life, so he can live, but fate plays a fast one on him. Shortly after death, Lance wakes up in the middle of a gruesome massacre and battle between two goblin tribes. At the end of the skirmish, Lance is captured by the female goblin tribe, and just when he was about to lose everything again, he makes a promise to lead the goblins to victory. Out of desperation, they agree, and later on, Lance becomes an unsuspecting leader of a goblin tribe as a human. Now, surrounded by unsuspecting goblin beauties, Lance vows to life a fulfilling life in this new world while leading his people to prosperity! ... A/N: Hey, dear reader... read the book, you'll love it. There will be lemons as always, just not with the same intensity and frequency as my last book. I plan to focus more on the story and relationships than flavour scenes at every turn. Though the main character is not a villain type, he isn't a goodie two shoes either. No Rape. No NTR. No Yuri. No Netori. I plan to write something where the MC's harem aren't just brainless meat sacks, but actually impact the story and the MC. Read the book, you'll love it! Also, this is my discord server link:- https://discord.com/invite/Rjfy3Rkgwt The server is rather inactive for the time being, but please, do join let's turn it into a thriving space.

A no name Character, that never appear in novel. An Extra Aeron a young man, found himself in Extra character body that never appeared in the novel. only to find He was strongest, in the generation of geniuses. And his mother was "Dragon Queen.... ______________ "Life never gave me a script, but now I'm living in one. Only this time, I'm the one who’ll write my story." ______________

19 year old son of Earth's Destiny Hero, Shiro Moji, Ryder Dawn is tasked with a fate only he can complete as one of three Destiny Children. As a sophomore of a top university in Texas, Trinity Valley University, Ryder only wants to live a normal life without the stress of being the hero Earth needs. Once Ryder is ready to confront his fate, his mentor and guardian, Charlotte White, takes him under her wing as the The Ace in her organization, Sanctuary Agency. Their main goal as the agency is to stop the Syndicates once and for all, bringing back the peace Shiro and Karma fought hard to bring to Earth.

"Wulfric?. Who's your mate?" I hesitated a little, still hazy from the coronation vision, "Mel Howard. The new girl." ***" Secrets at Prime academy?. Werewolves?. Werewolf with distinct colors and fur hiding amongst humans. After humans took over Prime Valley dominantly leaving the wolves to retreat back. Mel Howard thought she was going to Prime academy for a fresh start. A very very very fresh start, so fresh she's hiding her red hair to attract less attention, maybe no attention at all. A fresh start to ignore her wolf and live a normal life she had thought. But as always, where ever Mel goes, trouble follows. She completely 'unintentionally' hits the young, popular, 'to be' Lycan king on her first day of school. Now she's enemies with him and his short best friend Andrea. Mel is eventually caught in a triangle with her ex boyfriend, they Lycan king and an heir. With that unstable love life, she finds out blood moon pack wants her dead for the crime her father committed. Just great. The young Lycan Alpha receives a vision on his coronation that his Luna was Mel. He found his mate and he's not ready to lose her to the other two. Mel is caught between accepting her wolf, becoming a Luna, saving her life and accepting her true self or keep believing she's normal.

Chiara has never been wanted. Everyone thought of her as a burden and waste of space all her life. When an opportunity presented itself to prove her worth, she eagerly grabbed it. Little did she know that her choice would strip her freedom away and chain her to be the wife and property of Adrian, Alpha of the Galway Pack. A loveless marriage and a cruel husband she can't escape away from, finding her fated mate is now a distant fantasy for her. That was until another alpha bulldozed his way into her life and forced her to take the reigns of her fate once more. Lance is a rogue alpha on the run for over a decade. Blamed for the death of his former pack, he tried to start a new life away from the city and other wolves. However, he's eventually caught by the Galway Pack and offered a second chance as a personal bodyguard for the Alpha's wife. It is a sin for him to set his eyes on Chiara, much more to fall in love with the pack alpha's mate, but his wolf and heart have other things to say. An omega in a gilded cage and a rogue alpha chained by his past sins... can Chiara and Lance find the courage to carve their own paths, or will they simply be swept away by the raging river of fate?

Ren Aldric was just an ordinary gamer when he was summoned to another world along with other heroes. But unlike the strong warriors, powerful mages, and divine healers, Ren was given the weakest possible class: [Class: Novice Adventurer] [Skills: None] [Stats: Below Average] Laughed at and discarded by the kingdom, he was sent to the lowest-ranked adventurer’s guild, where even goblins could kill him. Everyone thought he was worthless… until he touched a legendary sword. [New Skill Acquired: Weapon Copy (EX)] – Any weapon Ren touches permanently becomes part of his arsenal. – He can summon, dual-wield, and combine weapons at will. – Mastery of copied weapons increases over time. Soon, Ren begins accumulating legendary weapons that only the strongest warriors could wield. Holy Swords, Demon Lances, Phantom Bows, and Celestial Scythes—they all become his. As word spreads, knights, assassins, and warlords start hunting him down, desperate to steal his ability. But Ren doesn’t care about being the strongest hero. All he wants is to prove that even the weakest adventurer can become unstoppable.

"Gemini: The Rebirth of a Tech Icon" is a captivating narrative that explores the journey of Gemini Technologies, a once-fallen tech giant, as it rises from the ashes to reclaim its position as a pioneer in the world of technology. Set in the heart of Silicon Valley, the story follows Samuel Ethan, a visionary CEO determined to revolutionize the industry and restore Gemini's former glory. Through vivid storytelling, the narrative delves into the challenges, triumphs, and transformative moments that shape Gemini's rebirth. From the early stages of rebuilding the company's foundation to the relentless pursuit of innovation, each chapter immerses readers in the electrifying world of technology and the unwavering spirit of human ingenuity. By weaving together elements of technology, human emotion, and societal impact, "Gemini: The Rebirth of a Tech Icon" paints a vivid picture of a company's journey towards redemption and reinvention. The narrative aims to inspire readers, highlighting the importance of resilience, innovation, and the pursuit of excellence in an ever-evolving technological landscape. Ultimately, "Gemini: The Rebirth of a Tech Icon" invites readers on a captivating exploration of ambition, teamwork, and the indomitable human spirit, leaving them inspired and eagerly turning the pages to uncover the next chapter in Gemini's extraordinary story.

Pharai Alya had given up everything to follow his dream of one day living in Egypt. As the leader of a new discovery in the Valley of the Kings that may as well change history as we know it, he finds out that Egyptology was not as much of a dead religion as he thought. A mysterious and dangerous love interest conveys whatever he is about to discover will change his life forever. What will he do when he discovers that gods may possibly roam on Earth with humans and what will he do when he finds out that they are closer to him than he thought?

Ash Ketchum having placed third at the "Lily of the Valley" Tournament, the Sinnoh League. He was contemplating his next moves when he mysteriously passed away in his sleep. Simultaneously in a separate timeline Ash has just won the Pokemon World Coronation Series and is contemplating his next moves. When disaster strikes and he is gunned down by a freshly escaped Hunter J. Arceus has decided to give Ash another chance to succeed. Join Ash as he takes over his already in progress life, with skills and memories beyond his years. Ash will awaken at the end of his Sinnoh League Journey to take on his life again. Meeting his old pokemon and catching new friends along the way.

Sacred treasures are bestowed upon men, scattered all around the world and through the ages. It has such power that it can be used to protect, build, or destroy. Crown prince Evan Shawn Siegmund, at the age of 24, is now ascending the royal throne. The handsome, angelic-looking rebellious prince will be taking over the strong empire that was built by his father, William Lance Seigmund. This is the story of a prince of assassins who became a Strong Capable Ruler.

Trong một thế giới nơi các vị thần và con người cùng tồn tại, lời tiên tri về Hoa Hồng Đen- dấu hiệu báo hiệu sự hồi sinh của Ngự thần – đã làm dấy lên một cuộc săn lùng tàn khốc. Cả những kẻ tôn thờ lẫn những kẻ muốn tiêu diệt Hắc Thần đều ra sức tìm kiếm chủ nhân thực sự của dấu hiệu này. Askel Rio Lance, một cậu bé sinh ra trong một ngôi làng nhỏ, không hề biết rằng số phận của mình đã gắn chặt với lời tiên tri ấy. Không có tài năng về phép thuật hay kiếm thuật, Askel luôn bị xem là yếu kém so với những đứa trẻ khác. Nhưng một biến cố kinh hoàng đã thay đổi tất cả – khi ngọn lửa của sự hận thù và tuyệt vọng thắp sáng, dấu ấn của Hoa Hồng Đen hiện ra trên cơ thể cậu, báo hiệu sự khởi đầu của một hành trình đầy máu và sự hận thù. Từ một đứa trẻ bình thường, Askel bị cuốn vào một cuộc chiến vượt ngoài tầm hiểu biết của cậu. Những kẻ săn lùng ngự thần truy sát cậu, trong khi một giáo hội bí ẩn lại muốn lợi dụng cậu để hồi sinh vị thần bị nguyền rủa. Đứng giữa hai thế lực đối lập, Askel dần khám phá ra sự thật về bản thân, về thế giới, và về vị thần mà mọi người đều khiếp sợ. Là một kẻ bị nguyền rủa, hay là sứ giả của một kỷ nguyên mới? Cuộc hành trình của Askel bắt đầu – một hành trình chống lại cả thế giới.

Leonardo Sylvius, or "Leo," is just a regular guy and a pretty bad hunter with no magical powers. He works at Goja Mart, stuck in a boring routine and feeling the weight of life on his shoulders. He was raised by his grandfather after his parents passed away when he was young, and his grandfather was everything to him. One day, Leo gets the news that his grandfather is dying. Before he passes, the grandfather leaves him an envelope, telling him to open it only when life feels like it's closing in on him. After working for years in the company, Leo finally feels that pressure and decides to open the envelope. To his surprise, his grandfather has left him a farm in Stardale Valley. Leo's life starts to change as he begins to fix up the old farm. He starts farming, taking care of animals, and fishing, discovering talents he never knew he had. As time goes on, he connects with the people in the town, and his story begins to take off, breaking free from the dullness of his old life.

A son and mother has moved in to his mother's childhood home in the town of Sunshine Valley. They believed that this will bring them a new opportunity, especially for Scott Smith enrolling in Sunshine High. However, things don't add up as the students as well as the town are being manipulated by its high school making its people act up. Unravel the mysteries and horrors with Scott as he finds the truth about his new high school

Love, betrayal, and secrets lie in the shadows. Jeff and Evelyn once shared dreams of conquering Silicon Valley together, but their love was torn apart when Evelyn was drawn into the world of Ryan Foster. A man of wealth, power, and dark secrets. Years later, Evelyn returns, pleading for forgiveness. But just as Jeff dares to hope for a second chance, she vanishes without a trace the night before their wedding. Accused of knowing more than he admits, Jeff is hunted by the law and haunted by the past. As he searches for the truth, he uncovers a dangerous conspiracy, with Ryan at its center. With the help of an unlikely group of allies, Jeff must outmaneuver a ruthless enemy, clear his name, and deliver justice for Evelyn. But some shadows refuse to fade, and the closer Jeff gets to the truth, the more he risks losing himself. Will he uncover Evelyn’s fate before it’s too late? Or will the secrets buried in the darkness consume him?

Tom Scott never intended to become a hero. Accidentally summoned to another world after the true hero had already arrived, he was left to carve his own path. Over the years, his incredible skill and tenacity earned him the title of an S-class adventurer, celebrated and respected across the land. But after a decade of relentless quests and battles, Tom yearns for peace. Memories of a serene countryside—its lush green forests, golden wheat fields, and a tranquil lake—call out to him. Determined to leave the chaos behind, he sets his sights on this idyllic haven to start a new chapter in life. Yet, even in retirement, the world has a way of pulling adventurers back into its fold. Can Tom truly find the quiet life he seeks, or will his past follow him to the countryside? author's note: I have used that name so redundantly on my reruns of Stardew Valley

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Jiang Yun was born in a world where talent is everything—and he had none. Rejected by the heavens, bullied by fellow disciples, and abandoned by fate, he should have remained a nameless mortal. Yet, when he stumbles upon a broken sword buried in the Forsaken Blood Valley, his destiny takes an irreversible turn. This sword, a relic of an ancient war, holds secrets that even the gods fear. It whispers of a forgotten sect, of a warrior who once stood at the pinnacle, and of a blade that once wounded the Primordial Lord of Chaos himself. But wielding this power comes at a price. The heavens hunt him. The sects fear him. The emperors scheme against him. With nothing but his unyielding will, Jiang Yun will carve his own path—one battle at a time. From a nameless mortal to a legend that defies destiny. This is the tale of the Eternal Sword Ascension.

Reijo, un lycéen ordinaire vivant avec sa sœur cadette Alice dans un quartier paisible du Japon, partage son quotidien entre les études et les moments avec ses deux amis d’enfance, Kigali et Light. Leur routine bascule lorsque, deux jours après la rentrée, une mystérieuse nouvelle élève, Stuki (surnommée Stu), sauve un enfant d’un accident tragique, attirant l’attention du groupe. Un matin, un événement inexplicable bouleverse leur vie : une entité inconnue provoque leur mort dans des circonstances troublantes. À leur réveil, ils se retrouvent réincarnés dans un monde fantastique imprégné de magie, où chacun développe des pouvoirs extraordinaires. Reijo, doté d’une magie divine de foudre d’une puissance phénoménale, dépasse les limites des dispositifs de mesure, faisant de lui une énigme pour ce nouvel univers. Aux côtés de sa sœur Alice, de ses amis Kigali, Light, et de Stu, il se lance dans une quête périlleuse, affrontant des adversaires redoutables, dévoilant des mystères anciens, et explorant les liens complexes de l’amour, de l’amitié et de la survie. Leur aventure les pousse à découvrir la vérité sur leur mort et sur ce monde magique, tout en se préparant à affronter une menace bien plus grande. Thèmes : Aventure, drame, romance, action, combat, seinen, mystère.

In a world where data is the new currency and corruption is coded into the system, Ethan Cole—a 19-year-old tech savant with a vendetta against predatory corporations—fights to protect the vulnerable from digital wolves. Working at a failing repair shop in Silicon Valley’s shadow, Ethan spends his days salvaging cat photos from cockroach-infested laptops and his nights reverse-engineering malware for pocket change. But when he discovers “Phoenix Fire,” a sophisticated virus destroying data without ransom demands, he uncovers a conspiracy that will forge him into a titan… or destroy him.

Nobody knows where they came from. Their whereabouts have even less in the way of answers and theories. Answers, and Theories. That's all they are. All they want you to know. We all believed the last of the druids went out with the last purge our queen did. Something she does to cleanse the land of magic. In her words, only she could possess it. But the druids didn't go out. Not when the vines swirl around the royal guard, thorns pricking the skin deep enough to bleed. Pirates. Pirates are a threat. The land isn't safe, but neither are the seas. Not with their self appointed queen, Lull. Not with sea monsters at her beck and call. A demigod rising to divinity, her way paved with the blood of thousands. For weeks, the rivers ran red, the valley grass stained copper-crimson. And now, the kindly queen Divina has gone mad. The woods are as dark as her soul. Watch your back.