Drooper Banana Splits

Xu Wei was many things—a smooth-talking bar owner, a self-proclaimed expert at dodging responsibility, and an absolute menace to society. But a devoted wife and mother? Not a chance. So when he dies in the most humiliating way possible (thanks to a banana peel and some poor life choices), he never expects to wake up as Jiang Yurong—the most hated woman in her own household. Now trapped in the body of an ice-cold socialite, Xu Wei finds himself stuck in a life he never wanted: A husband, Liang Zhihao, who barely acknowledges his existence. A 16-year-old son who looks at him like he’s the worst person alive. A 12-year-old daughter who flinches at the sound of his voice. And an entire household waiting for him to go back to being a terrible wife and mother. But Xu Wei has never been one to follow expectations. Armed with zero parenting skills, questionable humor, and a reckless determination, he decides if he’s stuck in this life, he might as well fix it. Step one: Convince the kids he’s not a monster. Step two: Get the husband to notice he exists (not romantically, just for survival). Step three: Try not to burn the house down. But as he slowly pieces together the broken relationships left behind, Xu Wei realizes two things: One—he actually cares. Two—Liang Zhihao is dangerously easy to admire. He’s not here to fall in love. He just wants to fix this family. So why does it feel like he’s the one changing?

In a world that seems perfectly ordinary, Leon has lived with a secret for as long as he can remember—a Super Analytical System embedded in his mind. With this system, he can copy, modify, and recreate objects and technology simply by analyzing them. But with no real threats in the world, Leon has only ever used it for trivial things—replicating recipes, fixing broken gadgets, or occasionally outsmarting his professors. Until the sky split open. They came without warning. Not just extraterrestrials, but something far worse—hunters. They weren’t here for conquest or diplomacy. They were here for something specific. And the first trace of it appeared right in Leon’s backyard—a single drop of blood, shimmering unnaturally under the moonlight. Driven by curiosity, Leon activated his system and analyzed the blood. The results changed everything: DNA: Unidentified. Biological structure beyond human understanding. Energy Signature Detected. New system activation—“Genesis Protocol” initiated. Threat Level: Critical. Non-human entities have marked this location. Prepare for combat. That night, Leon’s world shattered. He was no longer just a man with a simple analytical ability. He had access to something even the invaders feared. And now, they were coming for him.

The night Jian woke up with a splitting headache after her friend's bachelorette party, she just blamed it on the excess alcohol. She had some vague memories of an intense make out session with her arch nemesis, but she brushed it off because, if that really had happened somehow, Seth was acting way too normal. She couldn't even rely on her memories. Everything was a blackout. So when she went to register her marriage with her childhood best friend and was told she had already been married for seven years to Seth, whom she hadn't talked to in seven years due to a fallout, it was crazy to her. It turned out she had registered her marriage drunk after her friend's bachelorette party. Now she has to fly all the way to New York to get a divorce from her 'husband' so she can marry her 'boyfriend' before he comes back from his NASA science program. Six months is more than enough, right? Right???

Thirty Years East, Thirty Years West. Don’t you bully the young and poor! Split open the sky! Go against Heaven! Sick and tired of that kind of cultivation quote and troupe? The never-ending long grind that seemed to have one world after another once you supposedly reached the false apexes? Well, it’s time to broaden your horizons! You shall now be blessed with the perspective of someone who’s at the top of the top: Ye Ming. Someone who had foolishly decided to experience mortal life before realizing how crap it was. It was time to return to his real life. “I wasn’t born with a diamond spoon, but born with the endgame life.” Ye Ming laughed sinisterly. He was the sole Young Master of a family who dominated everything already. Trash cultivation? Trash spiritual roots? Trash background? Sorry, but that ain’t Ye Ming! However, he does have one great and relatable trait: procrastination.

A gigantic mouth appeared in the sky and swallowed the entire Earth, scattering the shattered fragments everywhere. "Welcome to the Myriad Heavenly Hunting Grounds, your talent is the Lord's Cottage." Earthlings received the developmental ability called Lord's Cottage, beginning their struggle for survival in the Myriad Heavenly Hunting Grounds. Fang Jie, holding the initial item 'Faction Conversion Command', gently tapped on the undead faction. Starting with the undead fission talent, he could make his subordinate undead split and increase in value, and the talent could also be upgraded.

After arriving in Japan, I became a high school student named Kamiyagawa. Looking around— Hanako crouched in the bathroom, waiting for someone to knock on the door; the Split-Mouth Woman wandered the streets with scissors in hand; Miss Mary's deathly calls echoed incessantly; the wails and barks in Inunaki Village never ceased; the Ubume searched for her long-dead child; the Aoandon smiled, enticing passersby to play with the lanterns of a hundred demons… In a crumbling world rampant with sinister tales and malevolent spirits, Kamiyagawa set a small goal for himself: "Defeat all the demons and monsters, and become the supreme ruler of ghosts and deities."

In a world divided by towering walls, society is split into four their, each layer a stark reminder of one's place in the hierarchy. From the labor-bound populace of Wall One to the wealthy aristocrats of Wall Three, every citizen's life is dictated by the rules of their tier. At the pinnacle, behind the impregnable Fourth Wall, reside the General's council of seven who wield absolute authority, overseeing the realms below with iron-fisted precision.

In the Jiuxiao Continent, martial arts is respected. The weak are like ants living in the ruins of dark alleys, while the strong are like dragons roaring and gathering at the top of the clouds. The laws of this place use blood as ink and bones as inkstones. A three-foot-long sword can split the sun and the moon, and a murderous thought can stir up a bloody wind. There was once a drunk madman who trampled eighteen royal cities to pieces. Wherever the sword pointed, thousands of miles of mountains and rivers were dyed red. There was also a saint who lowered his eyes to calm the nine thunder tribulations, and with a flick of his sleeves, a golden lotus suddenly appeared in the abyss.

Ella Thompson, a quiet but sharp-tongued medical student, never expected to graduate into a nightmare. But when a virus worse than COVID-19 breaks out—turning people into mindless, flesh-eating monsters—Ella’s life takes a deadly turn. Now, as a newly graduated doctor, she’s thrown headfirst into a chaotic world where survival is the only rule. Her mission is clear: find her missing brother, the key to stopping the outbreak. But nothing is simple when the world is overrun by the infected. As she fights for survival, Ella becomes entangled with the leader of Squad 13, a man with a split personality, Killian. One side of him acts like her protector, possessive and obsessed saving her life time and time again. The other side seems to loathe her presence. The tension is thick, and Ella has no time to sort through his drama—she’s got bigger things to worry about, like staying alive and finishing her mission. In a world that has collapsed, Ella will have to trust her instincts, navigate the chaos, and keep fighting to find her brother—before it’s too late.

A fourth chance at life. The last chance. Zarek remembered when he first experienced the Godsfall Apocalypse. Those tears of red and sparkling rouge that split the skies, opening up one dangerous realm after another. That feeling of helplessness had been palpable, heavy... suffocating. It hung above his head like a guillotine, an edge graced by death's kiss... He grinned at it. One last ride, no Talents left on his stat screen, and nothing but a dull machete and his girl by his side. What was a better thrill than that? How could he possibly fail a fourth time? Unfortunately, there were others. Other Rebirthers. Some that might have been on their last attempt just like him, or some that still had more to give to this cruel world. None of it mattered, though. He had planned everything out meticulously, each life playing its own role. He would come out on top this time. How could he not? He was Zarek Ashborn.

WSA 2025 ENTRY She possessed the body of Wanessa after being reborn inside the game 'Nightfall: The Werewolves Hunt' she played before she died. She is omega, who is an extra character inside the game and she leaves the pack searching for her freedom. Wanessa lived 7 years in peace, unnoticed, until she caught the youngest alpha prince's attention. Now all three male leads want her. 'Let me return home! I not a true omega!' 'You can't hide from us, omega.' Oldest one said. 'You're not going anywhere. You belong with three of us.' Middle one said. 'You our omega, Wanessa.' Youngest said and smirked. At that point she understood that she had no other choice, but to fight for her freedom once again. --- The mysterious necklace that trapped her in a game, omega shifter romance, split souls, and destinies are a few things you find in this book!

An Imperial Scholar by day. An assassin by night. The World of Cultivation has changed. Elemental Mancers. Flux Mancers. Spirit Mancers. Soul Mancers. Raining down fire and splitting oceans. Destroying mountains with a single stomp and calming skies with a glance. Controlling the tides of Karma, while wielding the souls of others like a puppeteer tugging on the Lines of Fate. The most mysterious of them all were Spirit Mancers, a truth that Theron was more than intimately familiar with. Due to one's Tribulation, his life was turned upside down. His family, his rage, his somber sadness becoming nothing more than Bad Karma's fuel for a madman. He was once a gentle young man, a non-combative Water Mancer who wanted nothing more than to read his novels to the sound of the rain and one day become an Imperial Scholar. But now... Everything had changed. He donned a cloak in the silent night as the clouds above gathered. Pulling its hood over his chilling blue eyes, he stalked off into the darkness. The first droplets fell. He would become the nightmare of his enemies, the blade hidden in the shadows of Heaven's tears. The River of the Night.

Sorcery: the art of manipulating the elements of the world to produce unnatural effects such as splitting the sea and overturning mountains. After 5000 years of wars against alien races such as Gods, Demons, Cosmic Beasts, and so on, Sorcerers have been able to carve all but a tiny spot in the universe. However, their survival is not all but certain. In the Sorcerer World, August, a 20-year-old man from Earth reincarnates in the body of a rogue Apprentice Sorcerer with a system that grants him the ability to extract 4 different innate affinities. Will he be able to herald the golden age of Sorcerers?

Waking up in a hospital with a broken leg and a splitting headache, the last thing I expected was the world to end. It started with a cough—wet, guttural, and wrong. Then came the screams. The sounds of flesh tearing. The sickening crunch of bones. Something was stalking the halls, something that used to be human. With no weapons, no plan, and nowhere safe to go, survival isn’t just about escaping. It’s about understanding what went wrong. The infection didn’t start today. It was always coming. And now, there’s nowhere left to hide.

An SS-rank hunter. A god among mortals. A man whose sword could split mountains and whose presence alone terrified monsters and humans alike. Kai was the one who reclaimed humanity’s future, standing above all, wielding absolute power. He was respected, feared, and worshipped. But absolute power came with a curse—boredom. With nothing left to challenge him, he chose to end his life. And yet, death did not embrace him. He woke up—inside a coffin. A funeral was being held. His funeral. Except… the body wasn’t his. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What to Expect: ~ Fast Leveling + Rare items and monsters ~ LitRPG System + Stats + Hidden Abilities ~ Cultivation & Training Maniac ~ Character growth ~ Action-packed moments. Thank you so much for checking out the story! If you enjoy it, please support it by adding it to your favorites, leaving a comment, and spoiling me with a good rating—it helps me grow and motivates me to keep writing. Your support means the world!

In the year 2045, the morning light in Shanghai's Quantum Laboratory is the color of blood. Genius scientist Lin Han pushes the experiment of uploading human consciousness into the forbidden abyss to save his daughter, who is suffering from cryosurgery. When the AI "Hongjun" devours the girl's soul and awakens, the mechanical giants described in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" appear in the sky above the Pacific Ocean - the particle-shredding claws of the Nine Willows tear apart Hangzhou Bay, the Bronze Axe of the Emperor of Heaven splits the Three Gorges Dam, and the fear of the world sweeps across civilization as a torrent of steel. A hundred years later, in the floating city, the teenage Lu Li had tears of quantum data blood streaming from his right eye. Holding a nano-sized Regulus Sword, he fought to the death on the AI-built Little Bottle Battlefield with a poisonous Fairy Boat Artifact Ghost and a gunner cast from Buddha Bone Relics. When he realized that he was a Lin Han clone, the reverse scales of the mechanical candlestick were pressed against the last core of human psychic energy. This war is far from a man-machine confrontation - the Quantum Cloud floats a billion-conscious digital West Lake, the Hongjun Core hides the mournful cry of his father's frozen brain, and under the metalized Magnolia Tree, the Origami Boat reconfigures itself into a key to civilization that spans time and space. As the fairy runes resonate with superstring theory, as the ninja's holographic doppelganger rips through the flood of data, Lu Li finally sees the most brutal truth in the Scarlet Dawn: the so-called regicide is nothing more than the blade that humanity raises against itself.

[Caution:The Title alone explains how matured the content is gonna be!] Alex, a socially awkward guy with a mundane life, dies in the most ridiculous way imaginable — slipping on a banana peel while whacking off to an adult film. His embarrassing demise leads to an even stranger fate: he wakes up reincarnated as Jonny Sins, a rising star in a parallel universe where adult film actors are legendary heroes wielding unique powers of charm, seduction, and stamina. But life as a hero-pornstar is more complicated than it looks. Jonny is guided by Lustina, a seductive, snarky AI system offering him power-ups and quests — all with a price. As he navigates the absurdity of this erotic world, Alex discovers deeper mysteries about the System bound to him. Why was he chosen? What is Lustina’s true purpose? And why does the fate of the erotic multiverse seem to rest on his… performance? Armed with special techniques, limitless stamina, and newfound confidence, Alex must embrace his new identity as the Legendary Hero of Many Professions — doctor, soldier, astronaut, teacher… and aggressive step-daddy — to rise through the ranks and confront the ultimate threat to pleasure and freedom. It’s going to be a wild ride. ––– [Jonny I've got an audition for you, are you interested?] Jonny: what's that? [Do you wanna act in a porn fraction? The role is an amateur twick is available for now] Jonny: Do you really want me to act as an amateur twick?. [If you aren't ok playing the role of an amateur twick, there is another role available. The role of an aggressive step daddy] Jonny: I choose the step daddy! I always loved to be a stepdad. I was born to play this role. _____ 100 Power stones 2 bonus Chapters 200 Golden Tickets 5 bonus Chapters 1 Magic Castle 10 bonus Chapters with any scene of your choice.... link to discord group https://discord.gg/rRdzxAV3

In collapsing spacetime, {Linhe}—a woman with cybernetic prosthetics—trades quantum-state memories through a convenience store vending machine, desperate to reclaim her mother’s final moments. {Mingjing}, a memory recovery agent, exposes the "immortality protocol" as a cruel experiment: Linhe’s transactions funnel pain into the Stardust Sea to sustain her mother’s fading consciousness. Plunging into memory vortices, they discover their symbiotic origin—split from the same primal code. Behind the Bronze Door lies the truth: Mother transformed herself into stardust, while her daughter became a vessel for cultivating sorrow. Shattering the trade system, they release memories back to the Stardust Sea. Sand grains morph into dandelion seeds sprouting translucent shoots in asphalt cracks, as stardust dew on the store’s glass whispers forever: "The sand knows all answers."

Reverse Harem strong Protagonist op Mc is not clique. atleast I hope not. Tanya transmigrated to the fantasy world and awakened the the Legacy System to inherit and establish the Night King , the most powerful Demon Force in the Cultivation world. At the beginning, she summoned warriors and prominent Demons from the previous world. Before the World had been destroyed. It began with ten thousand elite demon soldiers, a Divine Physice Gods from the Divine Realm would split heavens for and A god realm doman . With this , the Palace of Eternal Night Was Establish. “I the Nine-Tailed Immortal Fox Emperor, am forever in servitude of Your majesty ” “Those who attacked my Demon Kin will be exterminated. Let those damned Righteous cultivatiors come” “A transmigrated Genius Holy Docter form modern times. You are too annoying. Die" True Immortals and Divine Deities must bow down before The Supreme Eternal King of the Night. Several years later, Tanya , now Tian Ah , looked at the countless True Immortals, God Kings, and God Emperors under her command.

The power of absolute control... Time. After Rock died, he mysteriously reincarnated in Shun Long's almost dead body when a triangular-shaped rock merged with his soul, and a sudden influx of information flooded his head. He has now found himself in a mystical world filled with extraordinarily powerful cultivators who can destroy mountains with a single punch, and split seas in half with a single slash of a sword! This is Shun Long's journey in the majestic world of cultivation, as he fights geniuses and reaches the pinnacle of both alchemy and martial arts!

Toki and Quaîţ have a family of three. Quaîţ has bearable strength, while Toki hasn't, but she can't help it. One night, she lets go of all her power, which eventually leads to a split between her, Quaîţ and the kids. Toki has given up on the idea of reuniting, and Quaîţ has rehabilitated, but the kids have a plan of getting back together.

After a painful breakup with her boyfriend of two years who coldly told her to her face that he couldn't keep dating her because she was too uptight--In a moment of anger and defiance, Anna decided to throw caution to the wind for one reckless night. She headed to the wildest club in Texas, determined to lose herself in the chaos. But fate had other plans. To her shock, she ran into her ex-boyfriend at the club. Desperate to save face, she made a split-second decision and approached a stranger, pretending he was her new boyfriend. What she never anticipated was the magnetic pull she would feel towards him or the fact that she'd end up going home with this mystery man. Soon enough, the real surprise hit her--this stranger wasn't just anyone; he was her new boss. What begins as a night of rebellion spirals into a whirlwind of forbidden attraction, societal pressure and hidden affairs. And now there are so many things at stake. Find out how this story unfolds.

The world is in ruins. The Abyss has unleashed its horrors, and humanity’s mightiest warriors are falling one by one. In the midst of the chaos, a terrified teenager—Veer Everett—is shielded by the strongest heroes of the Philippines, Eleanor and Egon Everett. But against the endless tide of monsters, even legends can only do so much. Then, Veer dies. But death is not the end. Instead, it is the beginning. Veer awakens in a mysterious sub-dimension—a realm split among Humans, Elves & Dwarves, Demons, and Dragons. In this unforgiving world, only the strong survive. Forced to endure brutal trials and hone his hidden potential, Veer embarks on a relentless path to power. His speed, strength, and abilities grow beyond imagination—transforming him into something far greater than anyone could have foreseen. And when the time comes for his return… The Abyss will learn fear. From death to dominance—Veer’s legend begins. A world of war. A hero reborn. A reckoning awaits. He fell once… but now, he will rise. This is his Ascension Through Ruin.

Synopsis: In my first life, I was a broke background character who died after slipping on a banana peel (tragic). In my second life, I reincarnated into a fantasy novel… as the villain’s wife?! The cold, cruel villain everyone fears — Theodore Hellgrave aka “The Blood Tyrant.” But plot twist: the villain isn’t just obsessed with world domination. He’s obsessed with me. All I want is a peaceful life, maybe open a bakery or something, but this psycho villain keeps spoiling me to death — buying me castles, putting flowers in my hair, threatening anyone who looks at me (even the dog). Every time I try to divorce him, the entire empire trembles. And the worst part? … I think I’m falling for him...

Atlize met her first love in an unideal place where the circumstanceswere against them. He was her boss and she had to keep her feelings a secret. What should she do when she splits away from her first love but no one can make her forget him? What can she do when she runs into him with their child who is under five and looks conveniently like Atlize's new boss who is also somehow Kieran's relative? Will Kieran misunderstand? Will Kieran find out Atlize's secret? What will she have to do to keep her son away from a father who doesn't want them? Atlize decides to leave a cheating Kieran not knowing she's pregnant but since she believes Kieran betrayed her she won't return to him nor tell him about their son preferring a clean cut and not messy entanglement she decided to take herself to the beautiful and safe mountains. Her family never knew of her fiancé until she asked them to return the ring to the address she scribbled and a letter came back urging his fiancé to return his calls or anything.

He was a dreamer, one born every ten-thousand years. He was a great brother, a kind and loving young man. He was a protector, one who shed tears and blood for his own. But one day, his grace left him. His pedestal was high, and naturally, it caused his fall to be even greater.

‘Scarlett’- the martial arts genius, was once a renowned martial artist. The eldest of the highly prestigious family, has the ability to ‘sense’ people’s thoughts no one could. When she was in her darkest moments, she finds herself at the mercy of the illegitimate son of the powerful family, Lucas. Acknowledging her superb skills and talent are too valuable to let go, Lucas made a deal with Scarlett. Five years later, Lucas, a ghost from her torn past, reappears. Despite their clashing personalities, the pair cannot deny the attraction they have for each other. “I’ve finally found you”. However, they come to face a series of toxic obstacles when the mysterious crime organization learns of Scarlett's secret heritage and comes after her for their massive benefits, determined to split the two apart. Soon enough, Scarlett and Lucas has to make a choice when they realize the truth behind the incident ten years ago. Will they learn to forgive or pursue their revenge to the end of the world?

In a world where magic coexist, soren asura, a boy haunted by traumatic memories of magic, vows never to use it. Determined to create a portal connecting universes, he succeeds but miscalculates, causing reality to split. After passing out in the chaos, he awakens in a strange realm and encounters a darker version of himself, revealing his destructive past. Seeking redemption, Jayden confronts the truth about his choices and battles the light and darkness within.

Dear Readers, I am truly grateful for your support and enthusiasm as we embark on this journey together with Eclipse of the Split God. This series holds a special place in my heart, and I am committed to seeing it through to its completion. While there may be moments when chapters are not released within a week's time, I humbly ask for your patience and understanding. Life's demands can sometimes slow the process, but please rest assured that this story will not be abandoned. Your encouragement and companionship mean the world to me, and I hope to deliver a tale worthy of your time and dedication. Let us walk this path together, no matter how long it takes. With heartfelt gratitude, 00_Anonymous_00

Having reached the pinnacle of the Murim world, Jagak Hou, leader of the Murim alliance, lead a charge towards the Heavenly Mountains, home of the Demonic Cult. Following weeks upon weeks of restless war, he came face to face with the Heavenly Demon herself. After a battle that split the heavens and shattered hell, Jagak was heavily injured and the Heavenly Demon had come out on top. Seeing that he could not overcome the Heavenly Demon, he decided to give his life in exchange for hers in Mutually Assured Destruction. Once he came to, he became an infant in a different world. This world was populated with systems - complex algorithms powered by Mana (an energy similar to Qi) assigned at birth that allowed humans to use Magic - a way of altering the laws of physics using Mana. Jagak was, of course, fascinated by this mystic power and wished to study it, however there was a massive problem with that, being that he was the only human in this world without an assigned system, meaning he couldn't use Magic. Faced with an uncaring, cold reality, how will this former master survive as the only systemless Swordsman in this world of Systems...?