Nami Farting

—Esto es una locura, sus cualificaciones son simplemente imposibles... Ahora me pide que le encuentre una que sea pura e inocente esta vez… aunque firmaran un contrato de 6 meses para ser suyas, esas mujeres aún se enamoraban de él aunque sabían que después de 6 meses serían expulsadas de su vida… Nunca podré encontrar esa mujer pura e inocente que él está buscando aunque les ofrezca 5 millones por adelantado. Sin dudarlo Amy corrió tras el hombre, subiendo las escaleras tan rápido como pudo. —Disculpe, señor. —¿Qué necesita señorita? Tengo prisa. —Quiero el trabajo... El contrato de 6 meses, puedo hacerlo. —Así que supongo que también escuchaste que necesito una mujer pura e inocente, ni siquiera sé lo que significa. —¿Valdrá una virgen? Yo-yo soy virgen, quizás e-eso es lo que quiere su jefe, ¿cierto? —Amy afirmó con audacia. Entonces por fin el jefe, el Sr. Welsh, se enfrentó a ella… No esperaba que fuera tan joven, quizás casi de su edad. Se imaginaba a un hombre mayor o alguien no tan guapo como él. —No deberías dejar de respirar, ángel, eso es peligroso, podrías desmayarte. Quién sabe qué haré contigo una vez que te desmayes. Amy jadeó, '¿Qué demonios acaba de pasarme?', se maldecía internamente mientras seguía mirando al hombre frente a ella. Luego se inclinó más hacia ella. —He oído que tienes algo para mí. No puedo esperar a recibir tu regalo, mi ángel. Soy Henry.

Mature Content! Maisie loosened her grip against the cloth on her chest, it fell to the ground, rendering her naked in front of him. "Do you still see me as a child, I'm all grown up now" She said with a sly smile on her lips, causing the man to look at her. The desire in his eyes didn't escape her gaze. His deep voice rang in the room, "Can you satisfy me, huh, Maisie" He called out her name seductively. Now she doesn't know who was seducing who. "Sure" She responded. Leif who was comfortable until now felt something throb in his trouser, he groaned, "Don't regret this" "I won't" she declared firmly, "We're married, it's normal for us to have sex" She said brazenly. *** 17-year-oldd Maisie is a cute, sweet but hot-tempered girl who lives with her old parents in a cottage by the woods. She had incurred a curse; she would fart whenever she was angry and would cry whenever she was happy. She had to remain neutral but it was impossible, she wasn't a rock! When she clocks 18, she started having weird dreams, abilities that ordinary humans can't possess, in her quest to find out who she was and how she incurred the curse, she met Leif who changed her life. Gave her so much happiness and love she could ever desire and she gave him everything she had too! However, he soon figured out that she was a witch, those they had been at war with, he was torn between his love for her and customs. Likewise, the elders in the covens would never allow her to be together with him. How would she protect their love?

Choi Dani, the unwanted daughter of the business tycoon from South-Korea, one day woke up as Princess Aethera, the loveless Princess from the RF-novel ''The Saintess of Lancashere'' I once read. I thought i'd just lay low and stay away from all the MCs but wait, didn't I get killed by my own father and brothers for bullying the FL? No way!. I refuse to die for the 2nd time whether it'd be a novel or the real world. I'll be the lovely little princess until I come of age and flee for my freedom...I just hope things turn on my favor, but...wait!. Why is the OFL obsessive over me? ack!!...

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

Mazekien Schmidt, Head Girl and top student of Rosemary High, is at the peak of her academic career... until she finds a note in her locker reading "I wish you were dead." Spooked but determined, she throws herself into planning the Senior Party with her best friend. But the night unravels into disaster when she catches her boyfriend cheating on her... with her best friend. The betrayal sends Mazekien into a spiral of despair, forcing her to confront long-buried secrets about her past and identity. Meanwhile, Nami, a newcomer to Rosemary High and silver medallist in the prestigious Kami Cup, is eager to leave her troubled past behind. But after an unsettling encounter in the school dojo, she discovers the true nature of a powerful and dangerous entity: a Mage capable of possession, hypnosis, and uncovering the darkest truths of their victims. Nami knows she must act before her fresh start is destroyed. With vastly different personalities and painful pasts, Mazekien and Nami are drawn together by a common enemy. But can they overcome their differences to stop the Mage before their lives are ruined?

Nami is a fighter who lives to meet her father's expectations, but things take a cruel turn when she gets an injury that threatens to end her career. She moves in with her uncle to begin rehabilitation and eventually attends school at Newark's Rosemary high. She makes a new friend, and they attend a party together which leads them to being strung up in a conspiracy. A mage with the ability to possess people is ruining the school's hierarchy from the inside out and threatens to expose career ending secrets. It is up to Nami to find and take care of this entity before it is too late.

“I died” “ I Jeremy Auns an ordinary office worker find myself in a very perculiar situation: stuck in a white void after dying with a stabbing pain in my head. All i remember is the memory of a magnificient old pocket watch given to me by a mysterious old man." Jeremy rolled his eyes as he held the pocket watch in his hand. 'What kind of old-fashioned crap is this?' he muttered. 'Does the old fart think I'm some kind of time traveller or something?' Little did he know, a single click of the button would send him on a wild ride to a whole new world, leaving his skepticism and rudeness behind. (Auns - “ Fuck, you know what, since you already read till here why don’t you just read till the end”) Read more to know what happen to Jeremy Auns. What kind of adventure are await for him?

Han Nami (한나미) is an omega male since birth, although he's discovered himself as an omega when middle school started. As life goes along, there some incidents happen to his lovers. making them goes bankrupt and try to exploits Nami secondary gender's to the brothel. knowing this, Nami then take his opportunity to run away from his home. not wanting to suffering in his lovers arm. But he ended up unconscious. in the middle of nowhere. before a person came to the rescue, with those calming pheromones that gave him a wash of nostalgia - hi, this is my first time to write this long ig. I'm sorry for a bad grammar, I'm not a native speakers. i hope you enjoy. and warning this is an omegaverse story, there is might be some differences but it's still an omegaverse - this novel originally from indo, so i'll try to keep myself to update this

nami an immortal cultivator travel through space and time after her death into naruto verse peaceful cultivation no face slap or domination not focusing on main character romance

Fart fetish test

[Warning: Mature Content, R18+] [Completed] [Join my Discord server to see more pictures of Amy and Henry. https://discord.gg/2uRyaUNAYg] She’s broke and lost everything, left with nothing but debts and liabilities. He’s rich and has everything, heir to a multi-billion company. Two different people, drawn together by their needs or is it fate? **** Amelia Bell was only 22 years old when her parents, brother, and sister-in-law died in a car crash. Her brother’s injured children are now her responsibility. She sold everything that she owns, she's in huge debt and all she can do now is just cry her eyes out. And then it struck her… the answer to her question… where will she get money for the operation? Right… she hasn't done everything so far, she hasn't tried selling herself yet. It was a desperate move but she had no other solutions left. She was immediately pulled back from her thoughts when the man shouted. "This is insane, his qualifications are simply impossible… Now he asks me to find him a pure and innocent one this time… Even if they signed a 6-month contract to be his, those women still fell in love with him even if they knew that after 6 months they would be evicted from his life… … I will never be able to find that pure and innocent woman that he is looking for even if I offer them 5 million upfront." Without hesitation Amy ran after the man, climbing up the stairs as fast as she could. "Excuse me, mister." "What do you need miss? I'm in a hurry." "I want the job… The 6-month contract, I can do it." "So I guess you also heard that I need a pure and innocent woman, even I don't know what it means." "Will a virgin count? I-I'm a virgin, perhaps t-that's what your boss wants, right?" Amy boldly stated. Then finally the boss, Mr. Welsh faced her… She didn’t expect him to be this young, perhaps almost her age. She was imagining an old man or someone not as handsome as him. “You should not stop breathing angel, that’s dangerous, you might faint. Who knows what will I do to you once you become unconscious.” Amy gasped, ‘What the hell just happened to me,’ she cursed internally while still staring at the man in front of him. He then leaned closer to her. “I've heard you've got something for me. I can't wait to receive your gift, my angel. I'm Henry.” ******** The book cover is AI-generated and edited by the author, please don't use it without permission.

[Warning: Mature Content, R18+] Born with a mark that was never intended… Gifted with intelligence and skills far more advanced than her peers. Elsa Morgan didn’t experience the normal childhood that everyone had. Always been haunted by her nightmares and by unexplainable events since she was young. Elsa became a doctor to find answers. Destined to bear sufferings and do what is right for his people… Chris Jorgensen was bound to the woman he had not met yet and marked without knowing what he had done. In order to lead his kingdom to glory and victory, he must find her first no matter what it takes, even if it means crossing the other world. Two worlds apart that defy what is the norm in their worlds. Brought together by the invisible tie that binds them together. Or is it true love that defies all reasons? When accidents turn out to be fate in disguise, will they be able to reject the strong pull towards the person who turned their whole world and everything they worked hard for upside down? ******** “What the hell! I told you not to move!” Elsa shouted while running back to the man, who lifted his head and smirked at her. Elsa screamed when the naked man abruptly pulled her onto his lap and started sniffing her all over her body, especially on her chest, hair, and neck. She heard her dogs growl and come closer to the man but quickly calmed down when he gave them a quick glance, and it absolutely surprised her. “What are you doing!” Elsa pushed the naked man on the chest for she could feel him hard down there and it was making her really uncomfortable. “Your smell… Mmm… Lavender and blueberry… God, you smell divine…” The man casually said before burying his face in her neck and sniffing her hard. “You pervert!” With all her strength, Elsa pushed him once again and slapped him so hard that she also hurt her palm, making his head turn to the side on impact. She briskly stood up and shouted, “Nile, tackle! Girls guard!” In a swift move, Nile jumped to the naked man tackling and pushing him to the ground while Ciel, Gaia, and Nuri surrounded him, not removing their gaze from him while growling and showing their sharp teeth and fangs. But then a more powerful force is pulling her eyes beyond the man’s buff chest and deep in her mind she convinced herself that she would do this because she is a doctor and he is her patient– an injured patient, she reminded herself. She would look at him only to see the extent of his injuries and nothing more. She is a doctor… A licensed professional for God’s sake! ‘How can I buckle him up if it’s on the way of the strap? Should I move it to the side?’ Elsa was having a battle in her head ultimately muddled about whether she would touch it or not. From the way he looks, she is sure that he is heavy and she must use the straps properly to be able to securely drag him to her car for both their safety. ******** Chris pretended to be sleeping while he let himself heal, or so he thought. The sedative took a while to have an effect on him. But eventually, he dozed off and was unconscious for real this time. He opened his eyes and saw white walls and someone was holding his right hand. He sat up and saw the red-haired woman’s hand on top of his while her wrist was glowing. Chris’ eyes widened, he held his shoulder and shook her up, “Wake up! There’s a glowing mark on your wrist!” But no matter how hard he wakes her up, she’s not opening her eyes. “You are mine, Elsa. And I am yours.” Chris moved his face closer to hers and planted a soft gentle kiss on her lips. “Whoever you are, Elsa, I will protect you. Even if it’s from the man that you call Dad.” Chris whispered as if someone would hear him. Completed Book: CEO's Contract Obsession ********

A dude trying to find treasure finds the mind mind fruit instead,Oh and nami as well(wink, wink).

Neuer travels through the world of pirates, is adopted by Bermer, and becomes Nami’s older brother! The Awakened Talent Copy System can copy anyone’s talent in a certain aspect at will! What kind of experience will it be when Neuer has Shanks’ domineering talent, Kaido’s physical talent and Hawkeye’s swordsmanship talent? Even the ability of a devil fruit can be copied by the system as a talent! Many years later, Neuer turned the sea upside down with a talent that surpassed everyone in the world. (Slow and hot text, slow development in the early stage, and random waves afterwards) - Description from MTLNovel

Annabel Gabriel was finally given a proper subject to research and study but the dreams she has anytime she goes near to that ice cocoon begins to overlap with the present.

When the supreme harem god reincarnated, a portion of his will was split off into a discord user named Zrave#7593 Watch as this autistic indian sleeps with all the women he can see in his life, but will zrave be able to have sex with every woman in sight before the will of the supreme harem god awakens. [pedophilia,dickgirl on dickgirl,dickgirl on boy,maggots,ntr,dick impregnation, dick birth, genderbending, guro, rape, incest, unbirth, vore, necrophilia, beastiality, pokephilia, big black gay dick, loli, shota, vomit, piss, scat, reverserape, ugly basted, indian, skill issue, 13 and under only, rumu is a bl lover, filipino hatred, moonless is underage, gay filipino, spam is a sub, zrave loves kaf, zrave x kaf, yuri, yaoi, croc is a dude, cali follower, Sg moment, Aryan the indian hater, cp, ccp,, (china comunist party), Racist, HitlerXstalin, Zrave and Silver are fainted's little femboys, Lord of the moms, zoophilia, Beware the spectator he watched u jerk off, mental retardation, autism, crack, naruto x sasuke, naruto x minato, amon gus sys, adam knows u, spam loves cock, zrave is a monkey, support me, spam submissive and breedable, moonless is a dom, farting, Armpit khaduhara, your fucking hot mate, random human and purification relm mfs, Nero is indian, Indian cespit, aryan loves indians, Mafia moment, YUNO ISNT BLACK, Yuno is feet licker, https://youtu.be/tVwVOj2rCPk , fuck the jews, love nazis #hitlerforlife, moonlacis lied, hitler mommie stalin daddy, racistfriendly, No moonless is a switch - yuno, how about i giggle and shit for you-zrave, time to get raped by 3 diffrent people- spam, you love getting gangbanged- purification relm mf, neonazi ganbanbg best, i hate gays, cail is the god of the new world-corc, croc is 15, peak indian moment, moonless loves bean oshi, bulgarian bean-oshi, silvie is the cum toy of sg, silvie is the yuri incest smut expert, spam says he is not a femboy (we know its a lie) real-fainted, zrave, moonless, yuno, indians aint real, if you join because of this web novel please mention fainted._ for free nitro https://discord.gg/W6PV4KVcDm

Our MC recanted into the one-piece world after his death. He gets from god four whises and be reccanted three years before the begging of the story. His four whises are: 1)Had the Rumble Rumble Fruit 2)has all the three types of haki 3)Superhuman body 4)That nami will love him and only him. Decanter: I own nothing, all the rights belong to Echiro Oda the creator of one piece, I only own my OC.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!

Ji Han, who was worried about his sister’s medical expenses, accidentally bound a money-making game. The monsters in the other world, the puzzles in the film and television world, and the forbidden tombs in the legendary world. Your game is too scary (love)! What? 50,000 for completing the task? Kill a monster and give 30,000? As an ordinary person, Ji Han shivered in the game, doing his best to complete the task to grab the head and get the much-needed monetary reward. But in the eyes of others, he is the strongest alien warrior. “Captain, the 10th team is really empty, they actually found a cowardly ordinary person.” “Fart! All the monsters in the other world were killed by him alone. You fucking call this a cowardly ordinary person?”

Sebagai pecinta kucing, Nami rela terus mengambil lemburan dan tidak mengambil jatah cuti demi bisa membeli makanan kucing yang harganya lima kali lipat lebih mahal dari makanannya sehari-hari. Suatu saat, Guppy kucing kesayangannya melahirkan dua anak yang lucu-lucu dan gembul. itu sangat membuat hati namanya sangat bahagia hingga di hari ke ke-14 setelah liburan anak-anak yang diberi nama Meli dan Milo ia membawakan banyak makanan basah untuk kitten berharap, para bayi anabulnya di rumah bisa malan dengan lahap dan tumbuh besar dan gendut. Namun, begitu tiba di rumah, ia dibuat terkejut dengan adanya banyak bercak darah di ruang tamu. setelah dia terlusuri, daeah itu berasal dari kandang kucingnya. Ia semakin takut dan was-was tatkala mendengar suara meong kucing kesayangannya begitu tidak wajar seperti seekor kucing yang tengah marah, namun tidak bisa berbuat apa-apa. "Hah! Guppy!" Seekor kucing liar yang besar dengan mata merah telah mencabik-cabik kedua anak kucingnya hingga tersisa sebagaian tubuh dan bulunya. Nami kesal, sedih dan marah. akhirnya, ia pun mengambil sapu dan memukuli kucing jantan liar tersebut tanpa ampun, dan tiba-tiba muncul sebuah keanehan. dengan berani kucing itu menyerang balik dirinya. Menerkam hingga lengannya tercakar dan mengeluarkan darah. "Haaaah! Ini kucing apaan? Kenapa berubah jadi Harmiau besar? Tolooooong!" seketika, Nami pun jatuh pingsan. Tapi, siapa pria tampan di dekatnya setelah dia sadar?

A dark and twisted tale of cultivation, and a world where might makes right. (I’ll expand my synopsis later, as the story unfolds more and establishes itself better.) Rated: M for Mature, R-18+, NC-17, Adult Only, and any other tag that says, “not for children, the traumatized, or those easily offended.” Author Note: This tale has few tags to it, as it’s just beginning to be told, by this author who refuses to place any limits upon his imagination before even starting to share a figment of one of the dreams and nightmares which haunts his mind in the still of the night. If you hate rape, incest, gore, bore, NTR, Swiss Cheese, or farting while under the covers, you might want to skip this story — it *may* contain those elements in the future. (It may *not* contain them either, as I really don’t know what the future will hold for this story.) I’m not Shakespeare. I’m not looking to write the next Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings. I’m just a poor smuck having *FUN* creating and sharing a world of my imagining. If you’re the type of reader who’s cool with that, and open minded and not easily offended by *whatever* you read, then give this a try, if you want, and feel free to stop reading anytime that my little tale is no longer any fun for you. Story Concept: If you guys are like me, you probably enjoy reading many of the cultivation novels already out there. I’ve probably read hundreds, if not thousands of them already. Usually, they all start out fine. They have a decent hook that draws me into the story, but then after 1000 chapters, or so, I end up dropping the work. Why?? Because they always end up the same! 1000 chapters in, and the main character is either: A) Mightier than hell, able to swat dragons like flies, and yet unable to hold a girl’s hand without blushing and getting a nosebleed, or B) A complete and utter douchebag who tramples over everyone and everything, raping women and slaughtering men countlessly wherever he goes! Even worse is when he turns into C) The combination of both! “A mysterious purple mist made me rape XYZ, but I’m going to take responsibility for it and make them my woman, even though they’ll only be mentioned in passing once every fifty chapters as an afterthought so they can declare their endless devotion and obsession to me, from now on! Battles are almost *always* life ending, and over the stupidest crap. “Bro, you bumped into me! Now me and my buddies are going to break your legs!” BAM! BANG! POW!! Another 8 guys dead just walking down the street…. How the hell can there be any cultivators left in the world, at the rate they all kill each other off and wipe out each other’s sects?? So, this is my little attempt at telling a similar story, but without trying to produce the same glaring flaws that generally ruin the works for me. In this story, might still makes right. Power triumphs all…. BUT… People are still expected to follow certain rules and laws of common society. Personal power is important, but societal power is always greater. Murder a cultivator, expect their sect and the kingdom to hunt you for it. You might get by with beating someone, breaking their legs, or even raping them — but killing or destroying their cultivation? Those are unpardonable sins! This is my envisioning of how a world might exist where cultivation rules supreme, but I’m hoping to give it life and depth with its own cultures, rules, laws, and history. Just don’t think that all of modern Earth’s generally accepted rules hold true here — this is a completely different world, born from the depths of my imagination, and doesn’t follow the norms of current culture and reality at all.

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different...how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!" All I Want Is You Baby

Katanya, untuk mendapatkan hati seseorang kita harus menyerahkan diri dulu kepada sang Pemilik hati. Dan saat Dia sudah mengizinkan, tak ada cara untuk bisa menghindarinya. Namun, Sang pemilik hati tentunya memiliki syarat saat Dia memberi izin untuk memiliki orang yang dicintai. Apakah syarat tersebut bisa dijalani oleh Elang ketika meminta Aya kepada tuhannya?

Si Francis Tan, isang modelo at negosyante. At dahil gwapo, mayaman at hot si Francis, habulin sya ng mga babae, at dahil mabait sya, lahat ng babaeng lumalapit sa kanya ay pinapatulan nya, basta sexy at maganda, sa madaling salita, isang certified playboy ang ating bida. Isang araw ay nakilala niya ang isang tomboy na nagngangalang Reyann Florante, maangas ito at basagulera. Dahil sa parehong problema sa kani-kaniyang pamilya, nagkasundo silang magpanggap na magkasintahan. Sa dinami-rami ng magagandang babaeng nakasama ni Francis, si Reyann lang ang tanging nagpagulo sa nananahimik niyang puso, at dumating nga ang araw na narealized niyang mahal na mahal na pala niya si Reyann. Magagawa kayang mapaibig ng ating certified playboy ang isang tomboy?

"No..." "No........" "Nooooooooo" Scarlett suddenly got out of her sleep . She was sweating heavily. Because of scream , her mom also got scared. She was there to wake her daughter but when she opened the door she hear her scream and saw her sweating . She directly placed the cooking knife on the table and directly jumped near to her as she said " Scarlett .....what happened ?" Scarlett was still breathing heavily . So firstly her mom cooled her down and clean her forehead from sweat as she again ask the same question . This time Scarlett opened her mouth and replied "I ....I....I just saw an dream " "It was really an scary dream " she replied with scary tone and dark expressions . "What did you saw ?" her mom asked as she was also getting scared. "I ....I saw myself" " I was in the middle of the class as there was my class teacher who was teaching normally and other students who were listening normally " "But then suddenly ..." Scarlett eyes get wide . "Suddenly what ?" "But then suddenly I fart...in the class " ".............." Her mom's mouth remains open for some second after which her expressions changes from fear to anger. She suddenly pushed Scarlett as she shouted "What......just fart .....just an simple fart " Scarlett got pretty shocked from her mom sudden movements as she replied " Mom it was really an scary dream , I had just fart in the middle of the class , it was really an big fart and all the students were laughing at me including my crush too" "yeah....but it was just an fart and you scared me to death like you have saw some ghost". "Ah....it was really an scary dream " " OH...I am going back to sleep , I don't want to go to school" As Scarlett was just going to lift up the blanket over her , her mom suddenly steeped on that blanket and take the cooking knife in her hand. As she pointed that knife towards her , her facial expressions totally changes from an caring woman to an evil woman . She said with an cold smile " .....say it again " "......." Scarlett got shocked as she saw the knife as she switched her sentence . " Ah....I said I am going back to school , I don't want to go to sleep. Her mom nodded silently as she take out the knife . She was just going to leave the room when suddenly her daughter asks " Mom , whats in the breakfast ?" Her mom replied " Sweet potato " Scarlet eyes remains open as she shouted " WHAT......sweet potato , I just fart in my dream because of them only "

Everyone thinks James is crazy. He always does an unclear experiment. Maybe you can imagine it like a scientist with glasses and a very flat face. When he first came to this campus, he made a very laughable job, his farts and his voice. Indeed, after a while it became a sensation and many students wanted it.

Hindi alam ni Jason kung bakit sa dinami-rami ng babaeng nakilala niya sa kanyang propesyon bilang isang professional basketball player ay kay Carlee pa na ubod ng ilap siya nagkagusto. Niligawan niya ito pero nabasted siya. Alam niyang hopeless case ito. Natanggap na niya ang kabiguan. Masakit at mahirap lunukin pero ayos lang. Ganoon talaga. Limipas ang panahon. Ang buong akala niya ay lumipas na rin ang kahibangan niya. Hanggang sa pagsamahin sila ng mapagbirong pagkakataon sa isang project. It was then that he realized he was still very much into her. Uh-oh. Dare he try again? Author: This story happened way back 2005 Sana magustuhan nyo po ^^