Funny Nigerian Phrases

"Fake it till you make it" It was a phrase that became Leo's only hope for survival as he was forced to play the role of the biggest big boss when he was nothing more than a small fish. Set in a world where Earth is riddled with natural disasters and humans must migrate to new planets onboard massive arc ships, this novel follows the journey of the Skyshard brothers Luke and Leo as they fight against their fate and rise to the top from the lowest of lows. --------------- A/N - This novel will explore the concept of misunderstandings and a MC whose real strength is over exaggerated through a rigged system. It will be a humorous blend of concepts such as Sci-Fi, Fantasy, MMORPG and Slice Of Life into one novel. If you are tired of conventional novels and are looking for something new, This book will definitely satisfy your itch, so please give it a try! Discord - https://discord.com/invite/PPhnY3ZAqH

It all started on 28, May, 2011… A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it. ‘I want to play ball!’ It all ended on 12, May, 2018… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it. And it all changed on 18, December, 2022… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created. {Your plea for a miracle has been answered!} {Congratulations! You have received a reward: Ultimate Football System!} This is the story of Sam, a young Nigerian whose passion for football created a miracle. With his miracle, watch the boy dominate the world of football, break countless records, climb the all-time rankings, and establish himself as the G.O.A.T, the Greatest of all time. Watch Sam become the God of football.

A phrase about his merits startling the Emperor, it led the Invincible God General to become a prisoner at the feet of others. A phrase about his origins as a commoner turned a vow as steady as mountains and as deep as seas into something less than a beast. He was once the greatest general of all time in the Great Shang Dynasty, celebrated for quelling the disturbances of the Seven Countries. Yet, during the victory banquet, he was framed by the Emperor of Great Shang and his beloved Ninth Princess. They destroyed his Dantian, crippled his meridians, and exiled him to the frontiers. In his icy and hopeless heart, he received meticulous care from his newlywed wife and unexpectedly unlocked the Ten Thousand Beasts Sky Prison, becoming the Master of Ten Thousand Beasts. He resumed his training in Martial Arts, and the wild beasts were unleashed!

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. —All the characters here are 18 and above— Synopsis Okumura Kouhei is in love with Saonji Hina, but she’s as cold as ice and doesn’t let anyone get close—she's like a flower that’s impossible to reach. However, everything changes when Kouhei uncovers a secret about Hina that turns his world upside down. To make matters even more complicated, members of the student council decide to get involved, adding to the chaos swirling around him. And let’s not forget about his neighbor next door, who seems to have her own agenda. What will happen to Kouhei now that he’s stumbled upon something he wasn’t meant to discover as a mere human?

Please note that this work of fiction is not safe for work (NSFW). It contains words, scenes, and phrases not suitable for audiences below 18. Be aware. Leon was your typical guy, perceived as weak in his school because his skills hadn't awakened, even though they usually did at the coming of age. He attended the prestigious Milham's Magic Knight Academy, where snagging the top spot meant automatic entry into the esteemed position of a Magic Knight in the country. Unfortunately, Leon found himself in the lower caste, labeled the most useless student. To top it off, he was tossed into a class that served as a sanctuary for oddballs and delinquents. Yet, he couldn't care less, as becoming a Magic Knight wasn't his goal. Everything shifted when he crossed paths with Shredica, a woman hell-bent on becoming a Magic Knight at any cost. Observing Leon's lack of ambition and his apparent detachment from the academy's pursuits, Shredica saw an opportunity. She decided to exploit him as a pawn in her ascent through the academy's hierarchy. Yet, unbeknownst to Shredica, Leon was not the complacent, unremarkable figure she presumed him to be.

This story tells about the life of a child. This work tells about sometimes sad and sometimes funny colors of life. A boy named Attu lived in one of the villages near the border. One day a demon attacks the village where he lives. As a result, Attu loses his beloved mother who lives with him. As if he lacked so many things, the villagers drove him out of the village. thus begins the new life of our protagonist

This novel is inspired by novels where heroines can hear the villain's inner voice, but the main character is the protagonist in the original story not the villain whose voice audible to the heroines. No NTR ---- Chen Fan descends from the mountain after learning from his master for 10 years. The purpose? Of course, to enjoy life and reach the pinnacle of greatness. But there’s something strange about the girls he meets… ---- A/N : This is my first novel, and since English isn't my native language, I kindly ask for your understanding regarding any awkward phrasing or grammatical errors. Your feedback is greatly appreciated.

The novel about a girl named Lily a who wants to become free and find the meaning of life She starts find meaning of life at the Ferisz academy ( academy's all students are nobles and high ranking people)then she become Academy student she met a lot of interesting funny friends and live happily but one day girl finds about her mother was a powerful mage and fl wants to know a lot of things about her dead mother in the mission Lily meet a strange people ...

If there's one phrase to describe Daniel, it would be: incredibly ugly. Born with unpleasant features, even his parents were so disappointed in him that they abandoned him at an orphanage when he was just 4 years old. In school, he endured relentless bullying and insults because of his looks. Adulthood wasn't any kinder—despite being intelligent and knowledgeable, his appearance prevented him from landing a good job. More often than not, he was fired by his bosses because his presence made others uncomfortable. But everything changed on that fateful day when Daniel was granted a mysterious cheat ability called the Unlimited Rizz System. With it, he could enhance his physical appearance and skills by completing missions to earn Rizz Points. However, these missions aren’t as simple as they seem, and the system has its own challenges in store for him…

((Matured Content)) Charlotte Ann Akintola tragically loses her life in a fatal car crash. However, death isn't the end for her. Instead, she finds herself reincarnated with a system in a mysterious new world known as The Great Wall of Benin—the very name of her favorite video game from her younger days, a game she once played obsessively, conquering its hundred challenging levels. To her surprise, Charlotte feels an inexplicable fondness for this new life. Equipped with a powerful system and the ability to wield flames, she now faces a thrilling yet daunting mission: to level up through this familiar yet strange world and ultimately confront and defeat the final boss. Each step brings her closer to uncovering the secrets of this realm, blending nostalgia with the harsh reality of survival. Additional Tags: Romance, Adventure, Level up.

In the mystical underwater kingdom of Aquariel, Princess Naia, a bold and curious mermaid, dreams of exploring the human world despite her father’s warnings. On the shores of Nigeria, Prince Adewale, a noble yet restless heir to the Yoruba throne, struggles with the burdens of royal duty and a looming arranged marriage. Their worlds collide when a violent storm capsizes Adewale’s ship, and Naia saves him from drowning, forging an unbreakable bond between them. Drawn to each other, Naia and Adewale begin a forbidden love affair, meeting in secret under the moonlit skies. But their love is threatened when a vengeful sea sorceress, envious of Naia’s beauty and destiny, curses her with fading powers and an ultimatum: abandon the human prince or lose her life. Meanwhile, Adewale’s refusal to marry Princess Zainab sparks political unrest, and his kingdom teeters on the edge of rebellion. As tensions rise, Naia and Adewale must navigate treacherous waters—both literal and metaphorical. They face betrayal, war, and impossible choices that test their love and loyalty. With the kingdoms of sea and land on the brink of destruction, Naia risks her immortality and Adewale his throne to protect their love and unite their worlds. In a tale woven with sensuality, sacrifice, and courage, The Tale of the Mermaid Princess and the Nigerian Prince is a mesmerizing journey of two souls defying destiny for the chance at a love that transcends boundaries. This story celebrates the beauty of cultural fusion, the strength of the human (and mermaid) spirit, and the eternal power of love.

《Random Stories》 [This novel is made just for fun reading purposes, cause I'm not funny] [Not every chapter will have the same storyline or character]

Vincent Wolf experienced the frustration of having his Beast Contract Agreement with the Fox Spirit terminated when he was just starting out. He felt upset because he forgot to mention the key phrase "Do not bully the poor young man." However, he was grateful that his Beast Talent, "Simulation," had already been activated before the contract was terminated. Otherwise, forgetting his key phrase could have affected the use of this cheat. But why did this simulation talent make him replace the consciousness of the tamed beast in the secret realm? Could there be a bug or something? Therefore, Vincent worked hard in the simulation, fighting monsters, leveling up, and enduring torture. Meanwhile, his tamed beasts enjoyed the benefits, rapidly leveling up and even gaining proficiency in skills through him, the beast tamer. Vincent couldn't help but complain, "This is robbery! Who is the real beast tamer here?!" His simulation talent responded, "Who says a beast tamer can't be used as a tamed beast?" In the end, Vincent looked at himself, now possessing countless skills, and fell into deep contemplation…

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

The MC got bullied in his entire life in Elementary School, until when he reached High School he has known his Potential and curious to know on what is his true potential of a power he has having a Overpowered Broken Dragon. He is relatable and funny, even though in the near future that he will become the greatest Dragonite of the Kingdoms, and that's his goal.

Izuya Rotomine; a god complex by definition, a liar by nature. He tries to make himself bigger and stronger than he actually is. One day, he finds himself in a situation that turns his world upside down, and flips his bigoted mind on itself. Red eyes peer through the shadows around him, what has Izuya done? His instincts tell him to lie, and cower in fear and defeat, but his strength has another plan. Izuya finds himself in a shitload of danger, but what he doesn’t know is that…the legend of the strongest Death Saint begins here—and it all started with the phrase “knock it off, parasite.”

"Daiki, a laid-back, funny high school student with a secret, lives life with a smile. His world is turned upside down when he meets Yui, a girl who enters his life through a random meeting, and an unlikely friendship. As their bond deepens, Daiki must navigate the line between the carefree persona he shows the world and the past that haunts him. Between laughter and silence, can Daiki find a way to open up, or will his unspoken fears tear everything apart?"

In the midst of academic pressures, personal struggles, and romantic entanglements, a tight-knit group of Nigerian friends navigate the ups and downs of secondary school and beyond. Iyiola, Enoch, Chris, and Amaka form an unbreakable bond as they prepare for their WAEC examinations, face university admissions, and embark on the challenges of higher education. As they transition from secondary school to university life, they encounter new experiences, struggles, and relationships. They must balance academic responsibilities, personal growth, and social pressures, all while staying true to themselves and their friendships. Through laughter, tears, and self-discovery, this heartwarming tale of young love, friendship, and perseverance explores the complexities of growing up, finding one's identity, and navigating the uncertainties of adulthood. Set against the vibrant backdrop of Nigerian culture, this story will resonate with anyone who's ever navigated the joys and struggles of young adulthood.

Our youths times are the special times of our life. We get to explore the world, hangout with friends, go through some sad times and break ups but we always had friends to fall back on. This story is about 15 teenage Nigerian boys and girls studying abroad has they go through happy times and sometimes hardship, they are always and forever Laughing and Vibing.

What do you do when you fall In lust with a brain surgeon in a country that prohibits homosexuality. Do you bury those feelings and hope it goes away or do you act on it and see where it leads? Join Tobi, a well known Nigerian fashion designer on his journey of self growth, sexual awakenings, love and unexpected challenges that comes with loving a man.

⚠️ONLY FOR THOSE ABOVE 18⚠️ Alll characters and situations depicted are fictional, product of my mind. This story has hard erotica and sexual situations. It regards the relationship between two friends, who fought and separated and in an attempt to regain the friendship back, Andre sacrifices himself and submits fully to Jorge. I’m fairly new at writing these type of stories, so I’m sorry if there’s any case of a cringier phrase or choppier text. Feedback is accepted, as long as it is constructive and not too harsh. Hope you enjoy.

Have you ever heard these phrases before. Never again will the waters become a flood. To us a child is born, to us a son is given. I can feel it in my bones. There is no passion to be found playing small. London bridge as fallen, the Queen is dead. Phrases so great that they can usher in a new era. Whether an era of peace, destruction, Chaos or love. A lot of people fear the start of a new era, but as you can see nothing bad as happen at the cost of these new beginnings and nothing is being expected to happen, because of the new generations and the changes in belief. except the fact that the first white man to be born was thrown out by his people resulting in the enslavement of black people for hundreds of years. These Phrases might not have meant much at the time they were said, but today they are like a sniper pulling the trigger of his gun and only grazing its target. Well those might have, but you know one phrase that didn't miss it's target's bullseye.

(Please note that this book is currently unedited) Vol 1~ I Choose You. (Completed) 'No matter what, No matter the time, No matter the place, No matter the century, No matter what's to come, I. will always. CHOOSE. YOU'. Everyone saw her as crazy..... But he saw her as nothing less than perfection. ................... Blurb: "Why?" was the only thing he said. Confused I asked "Why what?" "Why do you always do this to yourself?" the tone in which he spoke almost seemed like he was heartbroken about something. "Do what?" I dared to ask, although I knew already within me I wouldn't like his response. "Conceal your worth" ....................... *Btw book 1 is completely free to read* ....................... Vol 2~ No Matter What. (Completed) Blurb: As I gazed up to him because of how tall he was, he stared right back at me. I could feel the heat not only on my cheeks but on every single part of my body. "Say those words Rica. Say those two little words and I will make that little fantasy in your pretty head into reality" I gulped. Gone was the playful smirk that was once residing on his face. The intense look in his eyes now replaced that. With the little courage I could muster I whispered "Kiss me" A broad smile immediately streched out on his face. He didn't even wait a second before he swiftly complied to my request. ................ After two long years, the heir to the Zora enterprise is finally back. Why is he back after so long? But most importantly, why did he leave in the first place? Join Dili and Rica once again in their ever blissful rollercoaster of emotions. Will Rica be able to forgive Dili for leaving? After all he was the same person that promised he would never leave her all alone. Drama, love, pain, secrets, new characters and also maybe the jiggling of wedding bells? Book 2 most definitely has it all. ................ If you like this small insight of the story then please read on. The only thing I can guarantee you in this story is that it will definitely have a happy ending although for the two characters Rica and Dili to achieve that, they would have too pass through many difficult obstacles on their way to happiness. And trust me this isn't your normal Teenage story that is filled with rainbows and sunshine,(probably seems way too cliché writing this but ehn) there are a lot of gloomy days. If you don't mind that then please by all means do read on. .................. DISCLAIMER!: Note, this is a pure work of fiction. An original story by me. Names, events and places are plainly fictional. But any place, name or event that actually exist in the real world that is mentioned in this story, is solely used in a form of fiction. Any resemblance to a real life event, is purely coincidental. Cover art belongs to the respective owner. Discord: Zanyyy #5284 Instagram: _zan_yyy_ Buy me coffee? https://ko-fi.com/Zanyyy

Alden wasted his first life. Bound by unseen strings, his every step followed a script he never wrote. Always trapped, yet never daring to break free—until it was too late. But death was not the end. “You’ve squandered your life once. Use that memory as a reference of what not to do.” “That’s just rude.” Summoned by Asta, the enigmatic god of adventure, Alden is granted a second chance. Bestowed the title of Adventure Apostle and tasked with a single command: live a life worth telling. But reality has its own plans. A story worth telling demands struggles worth surviving, and freedom was never free. As Alden charts his path through a strange, untamed world, whispers of unseen forces and shadowy designs follow his every step. To fight or to surrender—what does it mean to truly live when the strings of fate remain firmly out of reach? A journey of curses, gods, and the fragile threads of choice begins!

i head the door click open and close and I needed no one to tell me my Mama was home already. I stood up from the bed heading out to welcome her when I heard. "Ada start packing we are going to Korea" My world halted, everything just stood still, time just stopped. "What". I whispered disbelieving. The soft clicking sound of her heels brought me back to reality, I hurried to the stairs meeting her on her way to her room. "What did Just say" I had to respectful ask,composing myself despite the excitement bubbling up in me.In Nigeria,you don't behave anyhow Infront of your Mama it's a training most Nigeria children were taught. " We are going to Korea" My Mama repeated despite her irritation on repeating something she already said or done. "I have a serious Business there and get bought the earliest flight there which is tomorrow, so start packing."she said stepping into her room. I quickly ran inside my room and jumped on my bed, I pressed the pillow on my face and screamed which came out muffled. I can't believe this. I'M GOING TO KOREA. Ada Davis is the name, she a Nigerian as much as she is a Korean she has a nak for dance, she I s. popular tiktoker who is very well known in Africa because of her precise dance moves and her asian-like,she is the only daughter her single mother who the CEO of a construction company. She come to Korea under the influence of her mother shifting work to new country because of its projects. she loves Korea and everything about it and is excited to get to school there and infact do everything there but what happens when the solitude she hopes get there when she fibd out who she truly is, she only knows her Nigerian nationality but not her Korean'swhat happens when she is being targeted to murder just because of it fine out it. BLACK BARBIE.

"Losing my mother and sister was a bummer, but it's also made me think about stuff, you know? Like, life is short, and you never know what's gonna happen. But even when things are bad, there's always something good if you look for it. Like, a funny cat video or a tasty sandwich. It's the little things, right? Maybe it's the things you already love. Like food, music, the violin or just a warm sunny day. Well, I only felt this way until..."

After a life-changing heart transplant, five-year-old Lily and her dad, David, are starting fresh in the city of Daejeo. For Lily, each day at daycare is a little adventure, full of new friends, funny moments, and just the right amount of mischief—especially with her best friend Joon by her side. Lily’s story isn’t about big, flashy events. It’s about the little things that make childhood special: finding friends, discovering new things, and learning what it means to grow up, one day at a time.

What are the pros and the cons of regressing back in time? Pros: Certainly, sure, you have a second chance. Another opportunity to fight for survival, to somehow win against the damned pest invaders, and to save the ones that you couldn’t before. But cons: It’s just impossible. Why even bother? The twin, Azia and Cyril Belmont have two completely different opinions on this matter. For Azia, this whole thing is a miracle. It isn’t just a second life for her, but for everyone on earth to once again fight for their survival. And this time, she will win. She will make sure of it. What kind of idiot would turn this down? As for Cyril, he just wonders why the fuck is he even here. How the hell is he supposed to change anything that would stop the earth from crumbling away? What? Is randomly turning left instead of going right on a sunny day would somehow miraculously stop the damn sky from tearing apart?? And who the fuck is responsible for this!? They certainly don’t have any answers. *** Author note: This story has two protagonists and will be told from both point-of-views, so the first few chapters might be a little long and rocky as some information might be repeated. But I promise it’s not going to be much, just give me some time to sort out the writing style and world’s building. Later on, they will embark on two different journeys that will make this writing approach more smooth and convenient, maybe, probably. Also, I’m very new to writing so please feel free to comment and help out this author-nim out. That’s all, enjoy the read!