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The popular VR game Flanard Ford Online has been breaking records for 3 years in a row, due to the unique mechanics and plot of the game itself in the open world, where you can choose a mount animal, passing story quests and additional quests, becomes stronger with your beast. And one day, such a game was presented to our main character, 25-year-old Atlas, a former special forces soldier who was fired from his post yesterday. "Hmm, let's see what happens." [Are you ready, my dear adventurer]

Zhao Feng was reincarnated into the Qin state during the Warring States period, precisely at the time when the legendary Qin Shi Huang unified the six states. Zhao Feng reached the age for conscription and was assigned to the logistics troops, responsible for battlefield cleanup and corpse retrieval. The logistics troops were not known for their combat prowess and usually handled miscellaneous tasks. However, for Zhao Feng, it was paradise. By touching corpses: +1 Strength, +1 Speed, +1 Physique, +1 Spirit, +1 Longevity By touching elite corpses: +5 Strength, +5 Longevity By killing enemies, the attributes received doubled: +10 Strength, +10 Longevity With the collected attributes, Zhao Feng grew stronger and stronger, capable of breaking down city gates with a single punch and shattering mountains with another. Thanks to the collected longevity, he even achieved immortality. Zhao Feng relished his role in the logistics troops!

After successfully graduating with a master's degree and passing the civil service exam, Chen Ying returns to his hometown's Forestry Bureau to become a wildlife rescuer. He thought his daily work would just involve saving animals and petting all sorts of furry creatures, but ever since he saved a leopard and her two cubs, his life has become incredibly busy. No one told him that the leopard's best friend was a giant panda! And that giant panda was pregnant with twins and couldn't eat bamboo because of inflamed gums. Chen Ying had to call a dentist in the middle of the night to help the pregnant panda with dental fillings and cleaning, also providing a prenatal examination. After that day, word spread among the animals in the mountains that a bipedal vet had arrived who could solve all kinds of ailments! Hold on, being single isn't a sickness and can't be cured! What's that, you wish to arrange a meeting with domesticated animals to fix your single status? Well, that might be worth considering. Unbeknownst to Chen Ying, the animal community throughout the country came to know that the bipedal vet from the Apmu Township rescue station could help solve the problem of being single. Seriously, can't we keep this on the down-low? He's a vet, not a matchmaker!

Dive into the captivating world of David Roberts, a quirky 30-year-old cashier at Food Lion in Winston-Salem! His ordinary life takes a thrilling turn when he uncovers a tantalizing secret, thrusting him into the shadowy underbelly of North Carolina. Join David on a wild ride filled with desire and temptation as he navigates the allure of the Red Line in downtown Winston and confronts the seductive ghosts of his past. As night falls, boundaries blur, and common sense fades. Will he resist the intoxicating pull of the Red Line, or will it unravel his deepest desires? Secrets and danger await around every corner in this electrifying adventure!

On a dark and windy night, the legendary military hero Qin Yu found a stunningly beautiful and drunk CEO. From then on, Qin Yu's life was completely transformed...

A wonderfully written story of two siblings.

Liam White, a talented but rebellious athlete, has frustrated every manager he’s had. Enter Isabella, a strict, disciplined manager assigned to turn his career around. With her tough love and unwavering dedication, Isabella pushes Liam to reach his full potential, challenging his limits both on and off the field. As their intense training sessions bring them closer, their professional bond turns into something more. Amid the pressure of upcoming competitions, Liam finds himself falling for Isabella. Now, with love on the line and the stakes higher than ever, Liam must decide if he’s willing to fight for both victory and Isabella’s heart.

At a young age, Anya's only dream was to live a simple and peaceful life. But it seemed fate had other plans for her - to become an orphan and roam the streets. Until she was kidnapped by the country's largest crime syndicate. She was forced to do and follow every mission assigned to her just to survive. Despite everything, her dream remained the same - to live a simple life. A mission was assigned to her in exchange for her freedom. She was to pretend to be someone else and become the fiancée of Christian Oliver Carter. How long could Anya keep up the act? Could she accomplish this mission if the secrets of her past were revealed? What if fate didn't agree with her again and wanted to ruin her life? Would she ever be able to escape the world she was trapped in?

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Happy Ever After Midnight is what would happen if a fairy tale was written for and by the LGBTQ+ community. It tells the story of a fairy godmother whose latest assigned princess is proving more complicated than planned.

The Last Line Paris, 17th century. In the shadowed alleys and lavish halls of a city divided by wealth and cruelty, Tartelune lives a life that is not his own. Forced by his father—a ruthless comprachico—to masquerade as a girl, he is trapped between poverty, deceit, and the hunger of men who see him as nothing more than a commodity. With twin sisters to protect and a mother bound to a brothel, Tartelune dreams of escape. But when fate entangles him in the clutches of Mr. Dolan, a monstrous nobleman who wishes to claim him as a bride, his world tightens into an unbreakable chain of servitude. Is there hope for a boy who was never allowed to exist? In a world where innocence is sold and love is a dangerous secret, Tartelune walks the fine line between survival and despair. But the last line of the comprachicos is never written in ink—it is carved in flesh. A tale of identity, betrayal, and tragedy, The Last Line explores the forgotten souls of history—those who were never meant to be remembered.

What if you have a special ability? But that ability of yours can make someone die? Is it a curse or a blessing? A series of killings made Sadence decide to hold justice in her hands. If the government cannot do their job, she will. She will kill those who have no guilt to kill innocent people. Raven Aziel, the detective who loves to solve crimes, made it difficult for her to do things she needed and made it more difficult when a frustrated journalist, Rhyker, entered her world. Will she still be able to continue? Created: March 2018 Revising: 2023-2025

A muscular man with a height of two meters is hitting the sandbag. You quietly picked up the [power] where he fell, and patted him on the shoulder, telling him to continue to work hard, and it is up to you to maintain world peace. You turn around and walk towards a genius of swordsmanship, challenging him. The other party was abused 99 times by you, almost autistic. You picked up the [basic knife method +10] all over the ground and said shamelessly to him, today we played a tie, and tomorrow I will continue to challenge you. The opponent vomited blood on the spot and collapsed. Every day you focus on picking up attributes, and quickly pick up a super fierce human powerhouse. Finally, you are very bored and go out to fight monsters. You slammed a mammoth colossus and successfully dropped the [divine talent] and [blank attribute]. you laughed. Because you are surrounded by tens of thousands of mammoth giant elephants…

[WSA 2025] The King of the Harem was the most powerful character in the game Call of Waifu, enjoying glory, honor, and wealth. But one day, someone appeared, introducing himself as the "Player," and dragged him into his plans to save the world. He eventually died, losing his 300 wives and 700 concubines. Upon his death, facing the great enemy threatening the world, he awakened a system: "You are recognized as the new Player." However, he didn’t get the chance to use this new power. The King of the Harem was reincarnated 1,000 years later and discovered that his wives were also living their lives, scattered across the world. Save the world? I don’t care. I’ll take back everything I lost, including my wives.

Mu An has traveled to a world composed of multiple urban fantasy novels. Despite having top-notch looks, immense wealth, and great power, he is destined to become a stepping stone for numerous protagonists to show off and ultimately end up in a situation where his family is destroyed and he is left with nothing. Fortunately, the Great Villain System has successfully loaded; as long as he causes emotional fluctuations in the female lead, he can earn countless rewards, including insights into future plot developments! Protagonists: Damn it! How could he know our next move every time? Is there a traitor among us!? Mu An, however, smiles slightly. Sorry, but as a villain, I am a professional! ................................................................. Disclaimer: All rights to the original content belong to their respective creators. For advance chapters: p@treon.com/ShinningNovelTranslations (replace @ with a) Translated Original Name: 反派：我在女主身边捡奖励 Author: 蓝凉

Noah always felt like a shadow in his own family. With an older brother like Henry—ruthless, violent, and always in control—Noah was trapped between expectation and fear. Art was his escape, the only thing that was truly his. But when an art battle meant to determine the best artist takes a dark turn, Noah finds himself caught in a war far bigger than a canvas. Liam, sharp-tongued and fearless, has made too many enemies, and Henry is at the top of that list. What started as a personal grudge has escalated into an all-out hunt, with gangs and dangerous alliances stacking the odds against Liam. As tensions rise and fists fly, Noah is forced to choose: stay hidden in the shadows or step into the chaos and take control of his own fate. In a world where art and violence collide, dreams are drawn in lines of ink—but survival is written in blood.

666 ..6 people 6 life's 6 ways The world Is dying ....people are dying ...hope is gone ... 6 people who share the same fate are sent to find a life , a hope . They are sent to a maze a maze of past , present and future . but have they been lied to ? Is the liar among them ? can they ever make it out alive ?

"Shall I tell you a little secret? But I have to warn you, you won't like it." No one likes spoilers, therefore, I present this to you. "Is it a book filled with spoilers or a book specifically about spoilers?" Read between the lines, that is what you do when you are eager to find out. To figure out a secret, to interpret and keep note of what there is to come. "It is kind of like that, but I would rather refer to it as a compilation or a series." "Or an outline, a note, reminder for what'll end up happening, whatever sounds right to you." A story that has only one plot, universe, and meaning is not how you would describe this one. Spoiler though, you'll never be satisfied. /Extra/ "One more thing... None of this is real. Unless you know what exactly is going on."

boyxboy Alphius [a very sassy AI] x Rian [a very grumpy robotics genius] Rule #1 of surviving the 22nd century: Never adopt a sassy AI from the dumpster. Especially if he’s hot. Rian is a robotics prodigy who’d rather talk to his overenthusiastic microwave than actual humans. His life? Tinkering with robots, writing codes, avoiding sunlight, and adding the quirkiest AI personalities into his household appliances. But when he drags home an android named Alphius from the dumpster — a smug, sassy disaster with a face “designed to ruin my productivity”— his quiet(ish) life implodes. The problem? • Alphius claims he’s “just a humble trash gremlin”… but he’s clearly lying. • His code is alive — a self-evolving tangle of algorithms that rewrites itself faster than Rian can debug. Every line he cracks spawns ten more, whispering secrets about a past Rian can’t remember… and a future he’s not ready to face. • He’s weirdly obsessed with Rian’s “abomination-grade” coffee (as proclaimed by the coffee machine, who’s considering unionizing). • His glitching screens keep flashing warnings about an incoming asteroid, but Rian could not find a single news on it.

Well, hello there reader. Or should I say, one of those little haplings who came here to make a comment? I'm intrigued to know which side you'll pick when the day comes that you'll decide which is which. - Right or wrong? If you still believe rules are shades of gray then I'm inviting you not to make this hard and face reality. You see, all of us have different stories. A life of independent decisions and the future beneath those. Do not blame her. She is still shattered. It'll be a matter of time that I'll be able to fix her. - Wish you luck on that. Though you have a special place in my heart, I can't let them sit quietly either. - Do you still have to do this? I know fate can be cruel but it's too much. - What about me then? Is it too much for me to give them back what they did? - ...

Darius Masters is an English-born cripple with a complicated past and no lease on life beyond his hobby of Virtual Reality gaming. After making something of a living for himself and funding his recovery with the money he won from gaming tournaments and varying brand deals, Darius got a Second drafting. This would bring everything he hated about the world over to world of virtual reality gaming he had come to love as a 30 year old man. Despite his acceptance, he has sworn to use every bit of knowledge and experience he had to protect his legacy and the life he had built for himself through any means he could.

About Tobi, a 15 year old boy who had his parents leave him at only 8 years old has to deal with bullying at school. Feeling misunderstood and hated by everyone while trying his best to please them and feel excepted. See the dark twists and turns that awaits him along the way.

In the vibrant city of Seattle, two men from opposing worlds find their lives intertwined in a way neither of them expects. Lucas Bennett, a dedicated but burnt-out editor at a prestigious publishing house, feels lost in the monotony of his high-pressure job. Meanwhile, Jamie Torres, an aspiring playwright with a rebellious spirit and a love for the arts, struggles to find his voice amidst a series of rejections. When a passionate yet impulsive proposal to showcase new talent lands Jamie a contract with Lucas’s publishing house, their worlds collide in a whirlwind of creativity, tension, and undeniable chemistry. As they navigate the challenges of their careers and the complexities of their feelings for each other, they must confront their insecurities and fears before their budding romance can flourish. Set against the backdrop of a city teeming with culture, friendship, and the intoxicating allure of new beginnings, Between the Line is a tale of love, ambition, and the courage to rewrite the narratives that define us.

Sa isang kaharian kung saan umiiral ang fixed marriage, pinalaki si Ellie bilang babae upang tuparin ang pangako ng kanyang ama sa hari. Sa kabila ng pagsusumikap niyang magmukhang perpektong prinsesa, binubully siya ng lahat, lalo na ng kanyang nakatakdang mapangasawa, ang mapang-aping prinsipe. Nang umabot sa sukdulan ang kanyang paghihirap, nagwakas ang lahat sa isang trahedya. Ngunit sa hindi inaasahang pagkakataon, isang lalaking mula sa modernong mundo ang muling nagising sa katawan ni Ellie. Ngayon, paano niya babaguhin ang kapalaran ng prinsesang minsang sumuko na?

After five years, Ning Xi returned to the place that had pushed her away — home. With a sister who turned her parents against her and made her childhood sweetheart betray her, the odds seemed grey. However, five years abroad had changed her, and she came home to fulfil her childhood dream of becoming an actress. Despite her evil sister still out to get her, tables will be turned. One day, after falling into one of her sister's schemes, she saves an adorable kid and found herself staying at his house to help him come out of his shell. Slowly, his father Lu Tingxiao began falling for her. This was before they realised how their lives had been intertwined all this while without their knowledge.