Asshole Pucker

"Are you kidding me? I get jealous the second somebody else even looks in your direction! Do you think that's because I just want to fuck you?" He demanded. Then he paused, staring at me in that way of his that made me want to crawl out of my skin. "I can't do this anymore," he exclaimed, his mouth wide open, his eyes bigger than saucers. He looked like he wanted to scream. And he might as well have, for what he said next. "I'm in love with you, Rina. I have been for months. That's the reason I can't leave you alone, because I can't get you out of my head!" Tropes: Enemies to lover, bully romance, second chance romance. Written from dual points of view in two different time periods. Trigger warning for brief discussions of child abuse, self-harm, suicide, and dubious consent. 10 years ago, Rina was a foster child placed with a new family in Wellsprings, a wealthy suburb of Washington, D.C.. Prior to the start of her senior year, Rina stumbles upon the captain of the football team, Easton Clarke, shooting steroids before practice. Handsome but an asshole, Rina vows to avoid Easton at all costs. The only problem? He doesn't want to leave her alone. Easton Clarke knows the only way to win his father's approval is to perform on the field. If Rina rats him out for steroid use, his chances of playing college football--and of his father finally being proud of him--will be ruined. Intent on making sure Rina keeps her mouth shut, Easton vows to make her life at Wellsprings as isolated as possible. That is, until Easton realizes he can't get the mysterious new girl out of his head. As fall progresses into winter and secrets begin to come to light, Easton will do anything to keep the girl who could ruin his life to himself. When he goes too far, though, he risks losing everything.

What do you do when your brother dies because of some entitled assholes? You go undercover. My real name? Clare. But at school, I’m Clause—just another guy blending in. Disguised. Watching. Yes, a boy. No, it's not an all-boys school—I'm just deep undercover, hunting down the bastard responsible for my brother’s suicide. Nobody—and I mean nobody—messes with my precious brother and gets away with it. They better pray I never find them, because when I do? Death will be a mercy, and trust me—I don’t do mercy. And as for the egotistical Alpha and the narcissistic Vampire Prince? They can go fuck themselves. I don’t do mates, I don’t do claiming, and I sure as hell don’t do them.

Why is it "Hero" that "Savior" that? Why is it always the same happy ending? "Happy" "Good" "Perfect" endings? You know what? SCREW IT. I will give you all the worst possible ending possible? Why? Because I'm an asshole!

VOLUME 1: DESTROY MY LIFE IN YOU (RAVENNA AND ALARIC) Chapter 1-125 On her eighteenth birthday, Ravenna felt the weight of exile as she was outlawed from her home because she could not shift to a werewolf, a mark of shame in their world that revered power. Away from all the ridicules and hate, she had at least a more peaceful life, until a beautiful storm knocked at her door. Deceived by its enchanting waves, Ravenna welcomed it with open arms until she was swept away into the deepest depth of the ocean of love. Being a daughter of an alpha, that was not supposed to happen even if she was not living in the pack anymore. Falling in love with the king of darkness. Alaric! He is the epitome of danger. But then, she turned his life upside down. From a heartless man to an obsessive lover. All he wished was to keep her with him. Even if it meant chaining her to himself. Whether what he felt was infatuation, desire or... he just would never ever let her go. Let no man or beast separate him from what he had claimed and marked; else they would face his unceasing wrath. **************** "Am of no use to you, why do you still insist on keeping me?" She just wanted to hear him say it. That he loved her as much as she did. She was becoming more desperate as days went by, maybe more than desperate to the extent of destroying herself in this love. Alaric paused and kept his laptop aside. He held her hand and brought her in front of him before pulling her to his lap. Silently, he sniffed her neck and licked it, then replied, "Because I want to." He continued his actions, and his hands were already moving under her dress caressing her thighs. Ravenna took a deep breath trying to stop herself from diving into pleasure as always. "Will you ever say it?" Her voice came out as a low yearning plead and with his advanced hearing ability, Alaric did not miss a word. "Say what?" His hand reached her pant ready to tear it apart. "That you love me." Her words made him pause abruptly before looking at her. As usual, his eyes were blank with no hint of emotions making Ravenna feel like she was just fooling herself. For how long could she endure this? "Do I?" He asked not tearing his gaze away from her eyes that were already tearing up. ****************************** VOLUME 2: LEGACY OF THE FALLEN (RIVEN AND TESSA) From chapter 126 They hated each other at first sight, but little did they know they were destined to be together. Riven Nightveil — a prince of the hidden Vetheris Kingdom, heir to the Morning Star Corporation, and a rare immortal hybrid. Due to his uncommon and often uncontrollable powers, Riven has been raised under strict supervision by his five uncles and two aunts. That is, until he meets a gentle yet daring human — his mate, precisely — Tessa Clarke. She becomes a sin he’s willing to commit, a temptation hotter than hell, and a curse he embraces with a smile. *** “Tessa…” he whispered, slowly tracing his fingertips along her exposed thigh. At the sound of her name, she shuddered, a cold shiver racing down her spine. Why was he always on a mission to seduce her? Weren’t they supposed to despise each other? Or was this his strategy to make her drop her guard? “Mr. Nightveil, what are you doing?” she asked, her gaze unwavering as she stared into his dark eyes. Riven smirked, his hand sliding higher before circling around her waist. “Isn’t this what you want? I saw you dancing with every guy who came by.” Tessa froze, a flush rising beneath her skin, and before she knew it, she’d already pushed him away. “Asshole.” She turned to leave, but Riven swiftly caught her hand and pulled her back into his embrace. “I’m sure my arms feel much better than theirs, don’t they?” Before she could retort, he sealed her lips with his own, finally doing what he had been fantasizing about all this time.

It’s no secret that the Claremont’s and Gilbert’s hated each other. the two family have been at each other’s throat for decades, each one messier than the last. now the feud lies in the hands of the new heirs of the family, Andre Gilbert and Alex Claremont Dias. the thing is, Andre hates Alex because he’s rich, handsome, conceited and apparently charming, and Alex hates Andre because he’s a cocky, ignorant asshole that thinks he can play with people’s feelings like matchbox cars. their one-night stand changes nothing. Absolutely not. they’re not in love, definetly not. It’s just sex and golden boys like Alex are as disposable as the cigarettes Andre burns through daily. he doesn’t love him. A modern, gay retelling of the star crossed lovers, Romeo and Juliet, about two boys falling in love despite the burden the world and their families put on their shoulders

"It's already 12:30 a.m., thirty minutes past midnight and I still can't locate the fucking grave. Just how deep did these assholes bury her? Were they trying to hide a body or dig to the Earth's core? I know, I know. You're probably wondering what the hell a woman in her late twenties is doing in a cemetery, covered in dirt, and digging up graves like it's a normal Friday night. And no, I'm not a gravedigger............" I had three fucking rules. Just three. And sure, no problem with the undead—until me and my brilliant fucking stupidity decided to break every single one. **Rule one**: Don’t remove the necklace. **Rule two**: Don’t talk to him. **Rule three**: For the love of all things holy—don’t open the fucking cage. Simple, right? Apparently not. I shattered them. One by one. Like an idiot playing with a loaded gun. And now? The most dangerous vampire in existence is free. Two others are hot on my tail. And I have no idea what the fuck I’ve gotten myself into.

Valarie Blackrose, the heiress of Blackrose Empire, had it all' she was beautiful, rich, courageous and had loving parents who pampered her endlessly. But because of her disability, she became cold by nature and chased away any man who dared come close to her Her parents, desperate to see her happy, secretly offered a business marriage contract to any man from a respected family who could win her heart. ~~~ Ethan Foster I had a plan, After cutting ties with my asshole of a father I was going to start a company of my own and prove to him that I wasn’t worthless. But what if things aren’t going as planned, worse of all I find myself in deep debt, I’m desperate and Valarie Blackrose might be my only way out Never in my life did I think I’d stoop so low as to deceive someone like Valarie, but desperation changes everything All morality flies out the window when a desperate father offers me a contract that could be the solution to all my problems, But there’s just one catch though, I have to marry his disabled daughter, keep her happy, and make sure she never finds out about the contract Make her fall in love with me, marry her then divorce her with an excuse It was supposed to be as simple as that" But never had I expected I would end up falling in love with her, I got too greedy not for her wealth but for her love, now dark forces threaten to expose the very truth that could lead me to lose her Will I be able to fight them all and get our happy ending or will our love end in tears and hatred

"THIS NOVEL IS A NOVEL MADE 20 YEARS AGO, AND IT'S ONLY FOR YOU SAVAGE CREATURES, DOUBLE-STANDARDS, AND SELF-CENTERED ASSHOLES WHO LOVE TO TEAR PEOPLE DOWN AND HAVE NO SHAME, INCLUDING BEING COMPLETELY CLUELESS!! OTHER PEOPLE, WHEN THEIR NOVELS ARE BAD OR CONFUSING, THEY GET HELP, BUT ME, I JUST GET INSULTED, MOCKED, AND CURSED AT!! AND FOR THOSE WHO SAY MY NOVEL IS LIKE A KID'S WORK AND SCOFF AT IT, HERE! EAT THIS NOVEL YOU CONSIDER 'ADULT READING'!! I WRITE FANFICTION AND LIGHT NOVELS AND I'M CALLED CHILDISH?! WHY DON'T YOU CURSE ALL NOVEL WRITERS WHOSE STORIES ARE CHILDISH WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, JUST TO BE FAIR?!" Note : This novel is a dating simulator-style visual novel that I developed 20 years ago for a VN game project that unfortunately never saw the light of day. The plot is a bit of a mess since it's two decades old, and I'm rather disinclined to either fix or further develop it. Bahasa Indonesia Version : https://www.webnovel.com/book/32842327400537505 Mr. Bushido: The Cold-Hearted Disciplinarian Since childhood, Hayabusa was known as a crybaby and a coward. However, 15 years forged in a strict Kyoto school that taught the principles of Bushido—a unique combination of Yakuza and military academy—transformed him completely. Now, he is "Mr. Bushido," a tough young man with iron discipline, a master of unarmed combat, and proficient in using various weapons. Returning to his normal life in 1st grade high school, Hayabusa is no longer the same. Paired with Ken, the sharp-shooting "Mr. Gunslinger," they become a feared and respected duo enforcing school discipline. From quelling brutal brawls, eliminating school bullies, to protecting friends from dangerous criminal threats like the "Twin Blade" gang, no problem is too big for them. However, behind the cold and tough image of "Mr. Bushido," lies a wounded heart and a dark past that makes it difficult for him to smile or laugh. Can the friends around him—including the mysterious Nanaka, the caring Otome, the secretly unique Akane, the cheerful Emily, and even the charismatic Shizuka-sensei—melt his frozen heart? Discover: * Thrilling Action: Intense battles, dangerous missions, and clever strategies against school enemies and the underworld. * Unexpected Bromance: The hilarious and solid dynamic between Hayabusa and Ken, who complement each other perfectly. * Sweet Romance Touches: Awkward and adorable moments as Hayabusa interacts with the girls around him, fostering unexpected seeds of love. Choose your route and witness how Mr. Bushido finds true love: * Nanaka Route: Unraveling the mystery behind Nanaka's enigmatic smile and breaking through the walls she has built. Will her secrets bring them closer or push them apart? * Otome Route: Witnessing Otome denying her own feelings, even pushing Hayabusa towards other girls, until Hayabusa finally realizes that Otome is the only one he truly desires, far more than just a 'sister'. Can their sincere love overcome doubt and insecurity? * Akane Route: Solving the riddle of Akane's dual identity and helping her find balance between her two sides, while building a unique romantic bridge. * Emily Route: Overcoming cultural and background differences, finding happiness in Emily's cheerfulness, and facing challenges together. * Shizuka-sensei Route: Exploring a forbidden yet passionate student-teacher relationship, confronting social norms, and finding happiness in a daring love. * Mystery and Intrigue: Unveiling the secrets behind criminal organizations and Hayabusa's dark past.

A lazy omega has no use for any pack. But when a loud alpha’s eye is caught by Anne, who most certainly isn’t actually lazy, Darcy realises that this omega is exactly what she needs. Darcy just needs to convince the little omega that she’s also allowed to want what she needs. When Anne, who's been the pack disappointment ever since she started losing mobility and energy shortly after presenting as an omega, is faced with a loud and arrogant Alpha woman from a different pack, she takes the opportunity to stop biting her tongue for once and say what she thinks. After all, it isn't like she's ever going to see this alpha again. Darcy delights in meeting a fun, witty, and admittedly adorable woman on her way to another boring meeting with a different pack. When she sees the woman she could imagine herself playfully riling up for days on end be bullied behind the guise of 'caring' comments from her fellow pack, as well as a few assholes who just need to be punched for their behaviour towards her, Darcy decides this witty omega needs a better pack whether they end up having the fun she longs for or not.

"Thank you. Well, now that I've managed to ruin breakfast," Lyra began, attempting a sheepish smile. "Apologies for that, by the way…" She tilted her head slightly, trying to come across as both remorseful and adorable. Elias didn't miss a beat. "Oh, you apologise in your world? I thought it was a foreign concept to you." Lyra raised an eyebrow. "Uh… am I missing something? Am I supposed to owe you any other apology aside from this?" She gestured dramatically at the battlefield formerly known as the breakfast table. "I guess we can consider bumping into a man while stark naked the norm in your world, then?" Lyra's jaw dropped in outrage, and she immediately slapped her palm to the table. "Bumping? You bumped into me! You were in the room without knocking!!! You wanted to see me naked!!!" "Oh, speak a little bit louder," he said in a low, venomously sarcastic tone. "I don't think the entire castle heard you. Please, by all means—broadcast to the staff, the kitchen, the stables—that you, an unmarried lady… yes?... were alone in a room with a bachelor. Oh wait, naked!" He leaned in with a smirk. "That's not the scandal of the century. So go on… speak even louder. Maybe the bards will write a song about it." Lyra narrowed her eyes at him. "You're an asshole," she said.  "You're a constipated… sad… pompous… asshole!!! You know that?" she shot back, rising to her feet. Thaddeus, who had quietly been trying to clean up the spill without being noticed, froze in place. How is it that anyone could speak to the prince this way? And get away with it. Even Lady Lirae, whom he was head over heels in love with wouldn't dare. "I wouldn't know…" Elias said, his lips twitching into a devilish smirk. "I have never peeked into an ass's hole before. Apparently, you have, seeing how you're being quite graphic. Tell me, Miss Lyra… what else did you find in there?" ***** Trapped in another world, where carriages are ridden instead of Ubers, Lily is apparently the doppelgänger of a missing/dead noblewoman. She meets the brooding, annoyingly handsome prince- Elias who is constantly amazed at how improper she is. But when Lyra finds out that Elias was on trial for the disappearance of her doppelganger. She is frightened into desperately finding a way out of the Cursed Terra Lucida. Elias offers her a deal, if she can pretend to be Lirae until he can find out what happened to her, then he would help her find her way back to her world. And so it begins, a fake engagement, a rushed wedding and the unravelling of a plot so evil, it would shake the entire Terra Lucida. WARNING; includes very sexy and steamy detailing.

Somehow, I don't know how for sure, though, I've been sent to the world of my favorite game, Skyrim. The longer I'm here, the more I notice that this world is real. Not simply realistic, but real. Everything I do has an effect on the world, either good or bad, especially in the case with the storylines. I love Skyrim, but I'm not going to be able to survive here, right? How do I get out? Getting out isn't even the beginning of my problems. The longer I stay here, the more I realize – things are different, and not necessarily for the better. -------------- As embarrassing as this is, this is a Skyrim fanfic. It's probably permanently in progress, as I'm mainly just using it as a drawing board to practice writing storylines for games. Writing it out is just a fun way I've got for going about it. I've also written this in a style so that people who haven't played any of the Elder Scrolls series of games can read it as well. I warn you, though, there's a *lot* of words. Side note: I've also got this story on other sites/apps, in case you want to read it there. -------------- This is also a challenge to That Guy Right There. This is a combination of how I would write the fanfic you made, along with the fact that I got tired of waiting for the author, That Guy Right There, to finish his story, "Living Skyrim." It's pretty good, y'all should check it out. However, Guy's mc is an asshole, so I warn you now. The puns he makes are also kinda bad. So I challenge you, Guy. I'm gonna write my version of how it'd go, and you finish yours (unless you died.) This is a direct copy from my work on my other accounts on various reading/writing apps. Check that one out, too. It doesn't matter to me which you support, cuz I'm not monetized by any. I'm just the writer, man.

Book 1 of the McCabe Lykn Legacy In the very bad sense of the word? Emmaline has always been the odd one out, the outsider, the untouchable! As an Omega whose father was deemed a rogue killer, and a mother as a Lykn traitor, Emm was the unwanted omega of her pack. She was not to be helped, associated with, or even exist altogether if some Lykns had a say in the matter. But here she is, she existed. Forever overlooked, forever marginalized, her only solace is her wolf to keep her sane through each day, a sole fierce loyal friend, and concocting the next new level dessert flavors ever made. Her bane? waiting for a mate that will surely reject her, and a forbidden Love! Crush is too mild a word of what she is feeling right? Beautiful, perfect royal like Alpha Levi! Maybe in the next life... Levi is dealing with a major power struggle every day now since he shifted! EVERY FUCKING DAY! No, no... nothing is wrong with the pack, nothing is wrong with his unreasonably dotting fathers/Alphas, or his drive you through the wall crazy brothers! the little sister is an exception coz she is an angle...or is she? He is having an issue with HIMSELF! His soul sucking ascension into Alpha Dom, His uncontrollable dark magic...but most definitely his FUCKING OVERBEARING ASSHOLE of a wolf! Levi lived a life dictated by responsibility, greatness expected a pack to lead and family to love and protect! Who's got time for mating when you have all of this riding on your shoulders!??! No thank you, let's move on to better things! A fucking mind leash for the asshole wolf in me, and a strong potion to knock the magic out of me for a day! Oh Levi! you have no idea what this amazing Goddess has given you besides the asshole wolf: A mate that will make all things go south! In every good sense of the word! All right reserved to the Author E.F.ABIGAIL

Ex-con Sam's personal Savior Code: 1.Face fear. 2.Never give up. 3.Keep booze and smokes stocked... 4.And always wear sunglasses when looking cool or checking out the ladies. Sentenced to 25 years, Sam didn't expect a second chance—especially not one delivered by a mysterious [Savior System]. Now, he must earn Hope Points by averting disaster and crushing despair to grow stronger, gaining access to that world's unique Exchange List upon survival. He'll be thrown across dimensions, forced into different roles, facing everything from sci-fi apocalypses and magical wastelands to zombie hordes and demonic legions. Running isn't an option; failure means facing a punishment far worse than death. Endless horrors await... but so does the chance to become the biggest asshole savior and utterly crush despair wherever he finds it! What You Can Expect: Constant world-hopping and changing roles. Over 10,000 words updated weekly. Thrilling crises and terrifying enemies. Always something exciting.

***“Drakon—” “Say it again,” I growled, biting the lobe of her ear. Her real name for me, the one she’d whispered the night we'd spent together in New Orleans—not “Dragon,” but the Creole curse that meant storm-bringer. She gasped, her hips grinding against me. “Asshole—” I groaned, capturing her mouth once more. The kiss was a match to kerosene, igniting a fire that threatened to consume us both. Her hands fisted in my hair, lips parting with a gasp I swallowed whole, a taste of lemongrass and rebellion. She tasted like rage and every bad decision I’d ever craved—and Dios mío (My God), I was drowning in her. *** --- In the swamp-rotted heart of Alabama, Drucilla Drakes survives by two rules: stay silent, stay scarred, and never let Louise—her Bible-thumping, belt-wielding captor—catch her hoping for more. But when a schoolyard ambush leaves her bleeding under a stranger’s leather jacket, invisibility becomes a death sentence. Enter Dragon Morales, New Orleans’ most notorious runaway—a cartel prince turned outlaw mechanic with gasoline-stained knuckles and a bounty on his head. He doesn’t do heroics; he does survival. But when he finds Dru in a ditch, her back lashed raw and eyes blazing hellfire, he sees a mirror of his own damned soul. And he can’t look away. Their bond is a lit fuse. Dragon’s father—Colombia’s cartel kingpin—wants Dru dead. Louise, armed with voodoo rituals and the wrath of Marinette, the loa who feasts on chaos, wants her broken. The only allies? The Lou Nwa, a bayou biker gang trading in bullets and black magic, and Papa Legba, the crossroads spirit who offers Dru a deal: “Her soul or yours.” But the bayou’s traps are relentless: - Dragon’s father hunts his son with a price on his head. - Big Danni, Dru’s estranged uncle and Lou Nwa leader, demands loyalty as his gang fractures. - Marinette’s magic twists allies into puppets, their strings slick with swamp rot. And then there’s Dragon—hands that mend engines and break bones, lips that taste like whiskey and run. He swears he’s too ruined to love her. Dru knows she’s too shattered to let him. But in the swamp’s choking heat, where bullets sing and loas whisper, desire is a grenade neither one can dodge. As they blaze through the Deep South’s underbelly—cursed bayous, cartel blood feuds, and safehouses reeking of betrayal—they’ll face more than bullets. Dark magic seeps into old wounds. Family secrets unravel like nooses. And the line between protector and predator shatters. Dru doesn’t need saving. She needs fire. And Dragon? He’s got a lighter, a death wish, and a heart that won’t quit beating for her. **Warning:** This is not a fairytale. It’s bayou smoke and switchblade kisses, saints and sinners colliding where the road meets the ruin. Contains graphic violence, explosive passion, and a love story that burns hotter than a Molotov in a meth lab. Will they raze the South to ashes? Or become the sacrifice the crossroads demands?

Where do we go when we die? I honestly didn't care because I knew I was not going to face the dark hooded asshole anytime soon but it seems I'm not as invincible as I thought. I died I think but soon after the light went off I just woke up as another person, one buried in debt and chased by the government, basically my life before but with medieval castles and magic and shit. I get a redo of my life and this time around things will be different. This is my new world

Avery Everton has finally made it—St. Lawrence College, the place of her dreams. Excited for a fresh start, she’s ready to embrace new friendships, experiences, and everything this chapter has to offer. But what she never expected? Her assigned roommate isn’t just anyone—it’s a guy. And not just any guy. Shawn Carter is everything Avery isn't. Arrogant, distant, and infuriatingly ungrateful, he turns her world upside down from day one. Their clashing personalities make dorm life feel like a battlefield, but beneath all the tension, something unexpected starts to bloom. With every argument, every accidental moment of vulnerability, and every stolen glance, their story twists and turns in ways neither of them saw coming. Will this unlikely duo find love in their chaos, or will their differences tear them apart? In a whirlwind of emotions, unexpected connections, and undeniable chemistry, Avery and Shawn’s journey is one you won’t want to miss. Discord: Aitneony#5334 Check out my previous novel which is currently paused but will try to continue soon. Hopefully you guys will support me along the way. . . . A part from the story . I wake up as I hear someone enter the room. Its so dark that I can't even see anything. "What are you doing in my room?" I hear someone ask. Crap! It's a guy and his voice is so deep and... adorable. Sh*t! What am I even thinking? "This is my room and what are you doing here?!" I ask him. The guy turn on the light and now I can see him too. He's cute though. "Well this is my room too. I guess we're roommates", he frowns. "It happens so rarely. God! I now had to go through this?" What's with that face? As if I want to stay with him? NO! Damn! I forgot to talk with the principal. "Do you wanna tag along? I'm meeting the principal." "NO, thanks. Suit yourself getting a negative answer", he laughs. "Why are you laughing? I didn't say anything funny" "I know how that asshole principal is. That's why" he walks towards the washroom as he says. . . . Discord: Aitneony#5334 . Artwork: Aitneony

System integration is tough for everyone. Throw in dying just moments before your world is whisked into the greater multiverse... you're bound to have issues. Jordan is no stranger to trials and hardships, but seeing your entire world ripped away (figuratively) in the same moment that it's torn from existence and thrust into something called a flux event (literally)... Shits tough! Confusion abounds as blue screens pop up around the planet and force human beings into some kind of integration training. Powers and abilities are selected, groups will form, and both heroes and assholes will rise to power once the tutorial is complete, the flux event passes, and New Earth is revealed. As the newly integrated planet arrives in the multiverse, so does something that has lain dormant for millennia. Vengence and wrath boil over as Jordan gains levels and finds his way back. - Dark and gritty world. - MC goes off the deep end from time to time. - MC alternative power path - Immature humor...

Under the Moon tells the story of Preecha, Channarong, Ubon, Luna and their friends, business students at Bangkok College, Thailand. Fate made Channarong and Preecha become friends in High School. On the way to school, Preecha saves a puppy, with the help of Chan. Then... "I want to try with you ... I know I was an asshole in the past ... But ... I like you ... No ... I don't like ... I love you Preecha !!" That sentence was enough for Preecha's tears to start to flow, Channarong had never cried in front of him, even when he lost his father. PS: English isn't my mother language, sorry for any mistakes N / A: Chapters are subject to image edits and additions. Plagiarism is a crime and disrespect, if I see UTM plagiarism, I will take extreme measures, because this work is everything for me, and I am losing sleep nights for them.

I slapped her ass once more as she shrieked and blurted, "I want it in my ass, all please...fuck my ass." I replaced the ball gag and aimed my cock for her asshole, only to slip into her pussy. She groaned deeply but then began to squirm again as I dipped my fingers into her juices and began to lubricate her little pucker. She groaned when I added two fingers deeply. After some more pussy juice and fingers, I pushed the head of my cock against her little anal opening. I Write R18 Adult Stories support me for more cultural content

(BOYS' LOVE) When Tai Yang, a young, handsome yet introverted scientist gets hauled into one of the alternate Universes (by a dog-eared man claiming that staying on Earth would kill him), four things become especially clear. One: his black belt in karate is useless against the strange, magical, anime-looking spells of the alternate world. Two: he needs to stop getting lured into human birdcages even if there is 4-ply toilet paper in them. Three, Prince Li Jun is an asshole on Earth and in the alternate universe too! Desperately trying to return to his world, Tai Yang manages to escape several times. The problem? He keeps bringing the annoying Prince back to Earth with him where another Li Jun already exists! And after a while, it seems Prince Li Jun has gotten too fond of having him as a personal bird-cage advisor to let him escape to Earth easily, making Tai Yang's life even harder. But his behavior starts to change; why? Is Li Jun really only keeping him around for relationship advice? Or does the late-night sight-seeing, and attempts to make him immortal mean something? What do the close proximities, hand-holding, and stares mean? The fourth thing that becomes clear to Tai Yang is that he has to disappear before he actually falls for that narcissistic Prince who seems to have no intention of catching him. ...Or does he? Join Tai Yang to find out!

This is the story of a degenerate narcissistic asshole who enjoys NTR hentai and gets transported to another world as a demonic entity. He has been tasked with bringing about the destruction of the world. He, on the other hand, would like to play more backhand and make the world destroy itself. ‘Like a true devil.’ Chapter Frequency - 2 - 5 chapters/day

[Warning] MC is an asshole with almost no redeeming qualities. If you don't like this type of MC, this novel is not for you.

When the greatest scientist in the world - Salazar Midgard dies ,through a stroke of luck , he is reincarnated..... as a mudman ,one of the weakest monsters in existence. In order to survive and find a way back home , he must complete quest after quest and grow stronger. This is the story of how a weak little mudman grew to become the most feared being in the world of Astoria. “What the f*ck. I thought this was the opportunity of a life time. You tricked me you asshole. “ Note : I will be posting this book on royalroads.com.

Screams. Wails. Cries. Sobs. Regrets. Punishments. Sufferings. Pain. Pain. And Pain. Hell reeks of those smells. Scratchy and dark? Emotionless and screeching like nails on a chalkboard? I smirk. You poor little, clueless souls. Tall slender, wearing a red silk suit; his eyes have pure darkness. Stare at me, and I will get you to tell me what you desire; the words spoken in a deep, soft tone make the hair stand up at the back of your neck. He has tried to make people believe that darkness and evil are all myths. That way, he lures them to his dungeon and Grins at their pain and blood splattering all over the floor as the rats feast on the remains of the dead bodies. His dark eyes mislead you into trusting him and make you feel like it's the safest place to be. Lucifer brings fear into others just by the whisper of his name. He walks across the dungeon as his slaves plead for death; the anticipation of the unimaginable makes their hearts race with fear. Lucifer Morningstar turned his son into a demon.”Love has no boundaries.” Joshua and his sister both have secrets, and the only person who knows the secret is buried six feet under. Lucifer's enemies never live long enough to tell the tale, and being the most feared and cruel person on earth makes his family a constant target. “You were a heartless asshole, and now your family will pay dearly for the lives you have ruined.” consequences of his actions will lead to death, and death will bring darkness and chaos, “You took my family; now I will make you all suffer.” Prison has turned him into the monster that he became. The shadows and tales you have heard are all actual; the bedtime stories that were read to him as a child were not just a story but a sign to prepare him for the future. Evil will always follow you wherever you go.”Dwell, but don’t dwell too far and be away for long; my shadow will draw you back to where you belong, “It's either with me, or you are dead.” The more you fight it, the weaker you become; walk carefully and look back. Those shadows aren't ordinary. It's your enemies within you, “I will trail you, I will call you, and I will kill you if you dare to ignore me.” “You feel weak as I watch your blood drip to the concrete ground; there is no giving up, for you have lives to save. “That’s enough, dad; now it's our turn.” “Your turn?” He laughs as his kids are locked in a cell; Joshua and Tiffany have had enough. It's time they go up against their father. At first, he laughs, then realizes he underestimated his own kids. “Who will get the last laugh now? Father.” “Will we love you enough to spare you? Darkness is within us; your suffering will make you heartless and merciless. We have suffered enough; now it's your turn. Father” “You have spilled enough blood, and I will stop you even if it takes everything within me; I am nothing like you.” “Your Perfect life was not so perfect, especially if you had to protect the girl you love against your father.” Welcome to Dark honor. ”A quick death is more pleasurable than being in the presence of Lucifer Morningstar.”

Angelo Pimenova has always been confident, full of himself asshole, charming, and entirely used to getting what he wants until Shieneva Monasterio entered his world. From the moment he saw her captivating smile, cupid hit him hard and down that he had to meet her. Enlisting the help of his talkative and protective friend, Farley Velasquez, who also happens to be Shieneva’s cousin, Angelo sets his sights on winning over the fierce, independent girl. But Shieneva Monasterio isn’t just an ordinary girl with a pretty face—she’s tough, sharp, and unafraid to put people in their rightful places. When Angelo discovers that getting close to Shieneva isn’t easy, peasy lemon squeezy, it is more complicated than anticipated. As their worlds clash, Angelo must deal with Shieneva's feisty demeanor and difficulty demonstrating his sincere emotions. Will his charm and unwavering perseverance prevail, or will Shieneva's defenses be too formidable to overcome? "Shieneva Monasterio will surely be mine" could become a power struggle Angelo might lose in these audacious endeavors and surprising encounters.

Have you ever wondered as a child? What would we humans find, once we leave the bosoms of Earth and journey past the heavens and into the black void of space. What lifeforms would we encounter and what planets we would colonize. Well humanity had finally left Earth and was in the process of colonizing the various other worlds within the system until they came. What did people think when we finally encountered aliens from beyond our solar system? How did they look? What intentions did they have? Were they huge monstruous beings from our darkest imaginations? Nope they look just like us albeit, more like the elves of fantasy. But what did many theories and movies, produced throughout human history get right, that they would be assholes. Disclaimer artwork cover is not mine just a representation art for reference.

An old man appeared out of place in this landscape of a bar. It's bartender was rather strange, one moment a boy the next an old man on his last breath, even coughing a few times. A while later, having calmed down, the old man started a conversation with the odd bartender. "Hello, my name is Anthony Vargus. May I know why I'm here?" [Welcome current head of the Vargus familia, your new aren't you. Well, now your here, to have your sins be judged by me. Yes, a surprise isn't it. What? You thought that your organisation already killed Death? Well..., who said there couldn't be another one? Who said that those arrogant assholes up in their so-called Heaven can't be killed? Really, you guys did a really good job killing Death, now, I have a request, could you help me kill every single bast*rdous piece of crap that stinks in that "Heaven" of theirs? In exchange, your people will be free from Death's grasp for 2 years. I'd advise you to hurry, afterall, you were the one to come up with the idea of deicide aren't you? Now, scuttle back to your little mouse hole and grow tremendously with the time I bought you, grow so well that you shall no longer be a weak rat but a hungering Gigant, willing to fulfill your role to tear those f*cking Gods to shreds and when your done, We shall have a taste of the Divine flesh. Drink their blood and feast on their bones! Go! Let loose on them! Leave on my decree!] "You intend to kill more Divinities?", the old man cried out, shaking in fear at the thought. [Divinities? The Divine? Gods? Those narcissistic asshats don't deserve to be called that. I'm sure that as a member of the 5 Kings and an expert in kingdom management that you should realise that every single one of those Churches, be they member or Cardinal, their minds no longer belong to themselves and are but mere pawns of those damned "Gods" to be used for that trashy game of theirs. If you do help, outside of 2 years without Death, I shall also hand over 2 Divine ranked items and the Vessel of Chaotic Corruption, agreed?], saying that, the 'thing' in front of him raised its hand and offered it to him. And he took it. He too, had had enough of the Four Churches and was willing to even become the greatest sinner in the history of the world of Rein just to take down the Churches and stop the cruel games of the Divinities. "I hope I didn't make the wrong choice here.", said the man for he quickly reverted to his youthful days. [Don't worry too much about this deal of ours and just enjoy the new and youthful body of yours. Afterall, you aren't the only one within the 5 Kings to have contact with me. Other than you, every one of them has met me before. The first was the King of Undeath, as a Lich King, it was rather easy to pull him over here. Anyway, I'll establish the mental connection of the Mana network with you now. There it's done.], after saying this, the King of Delhait Kingdom titled King of Structure felt something poking into his head and suddenly felt a connection to 5 different places. (Ah, our old friend here finally joined us) A young voice rang out as the image of the King of Life shown itself, quickly followed by the other members of the 5 Kings. Following this the creature's mouth moved again. [Now, it's time. The first to be taken down is the Goddess of Life. Next is the Four-Elements God. After that would be the Primordial Moon Goddess. Finally, the main course will of course be the man behind the scenes, the World God.] Following this, a year and three quarters later, the world suffered tremendously for the Gods died in the hands of Men and their Divine Orders were taken away, each one in a different hand except for the King of Undeath for he was promoted to Death by the mysterious being. Finally, humanity was free from the greedy grasps of the Gods. From here on out is the story following the events as we go on and look at the being's life. [Well, well well. A rat is peeking out of it's cage. How interesting!]

Book - 1 of Young Bride Series Twists Of Fate : His Unexpected Bride " Not everyone gets the same version of me. One person might tell you I'm an amazing beautiful soul. Another person will say I'm a cold-hearted asshole Believe them both, I act Accordingly. " " I wanna be the girl who makes your bad days better. The one that makes you say, "my life has changed since I met her."" What will happen if one is forced to get married despite having feelings for his ex-girlfriend, while the other wishes to feel the love of family? Will they give the marriage a chance and lead a happy life. Insta :ocyev.nic Started : 20/01/2025

From "can I borrow a kiss for bet" to "It was nice sleeping with you" Ethan and Esmeralda entered the most inconvenient marriage of the century. _______ A commitment-phobic and emotionally unavailable Billionaire. That is the reputation that precedes Ethan Westbury. The words cold and distant don't even begin to describe him. An unwarned kiss made him cross his path with Esmeralda Fox, the eccentric actress. She is sure that the billionaire who has more money than emotions is the devil in disguise. Now, the story gets spicy here. Ethan's grandfather's will inheritance clause had posed a great threat to everything he had achieved so far in his life. Get married before his thirty-fourth birthday or lose everything to his Asshole cousin who would stop at nothing to defeat him. Marrying the emerald-eyed curvy beauty is the only option he had. The problem? He is unable to keep up his distant and cold appeal before the devilish beauty. She is everything he hadn't expected. She is like a typhoon, breaking all of his fences and walls and creeping into his heart like a clawing vine. Suddenly, it's impossible for him to keep up with this marriage of convenience when his contractual wife is nothing but an inconvenience with a capital I.

When Kamal suddenly found himself in a completely barren world one day after waking up, he was confused until he saw a letter saying that he has been brought here to be a deity of sort for this universe. Needless to say Kamal was petrified since he was just a boy with extremely low self esteem and the note just expect him to become a deity and create beings to populate this universe. Ohh and did I mention he was not alone, there were three others; the most beautiful female singer on his world, the strongest wrestler, the most beautiful female model and lastly the richest second generation asshole in his former world. Read how Kamal will overcome this even with his extremely low self esteem.