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I'M A Baller

Bro, I'm not an Undead!

Bro! You wouldn’t believe this! Everything was normal. Me and my bros doing some mining for mana gems for that old sockethole, Somanda like we always do all day, everyday. Me, Fractures, Bonet, Mono-socket, Broadbone and the gang. Then from nowhere, that ungrateful sockethole, Somanda tries to END me! Can you believe that?! I mean, I have told some questionable stories about him caressing my skull affectionately and deeming me his prized undead, but no need to axe a skeleton for something like that, right? RIGHT?! I managed to escape through one of the most convenient and contrived get-aways in all of undead history, even managing to pull a bony one on the Lich bastard by stealing two of his seemingly important possessions which I find out later to be better than I thought they’d be! From there it’s a just a SPIRAL of boneshit left and right! I can’t catch a break! What’s with this atrocious luck, bro?! A voice speaks to me about how I have qualified for something about a something that’s supposedly something’s something! Then I find myself in a new world that reeks of life and gives my bones a disgusted rattle. Powerful beasts and men are at every turn, all lining up to be a huge pain in my PELVIS! GAAAAH! Jeez this is happening too fast! However, even while I’m in the thick of this, the one saving grace is that I got something worth while! A new path of power! I can NOT be an undead! I can be something better than both the Living and the Dead! Immune to the antics from both sides. Well... most of them! I’m no longer on the path for Undeath! Only Lifelessness awaits me! I’m the one who transcends reality in this tale! I am... SKULLIUS! And I’m not an UNDEAD! ...... [Author’s Answers To Popular Readers’ Questions] Q: (IHateArjuun77) -Hey author, is your book trash?- A: (Author) -Haha, screw you dear reader. The answer is NO. The story has elements of comedy, action, magic, adventure and Brutality. Like it gets really dark sometimes. There’s a comprehensive story with characters that I tried my damndest to NOT make generic on top of a cool power system that’s for the most part easy to understand. So its not trash. Q: (IFreakingHateArjuun56) -Hey author why is your first volume so slow paced and... trash?- A: (Author) -Haha. It’s how I designed the First Volume to be. It’s a fun setup that doesn’t focus on many things other than the MC’s mentality, powers and route of progression. The next volumes are normal paced, focusing on the world, the villains and general expansion but all while still retaining the book theme and fun experience- Q: (ShadeIsAPervert001) -Hey author, I instinctively sense that I’ll hate this book, when should I drop? A: (Author) -Is this the same reader?! Anyway, I’ll give a range. Read a minimum of the first 20 chapters to a max of up to chapter 44 before you decide on anything too rash. I’ll hunt down this reader! --- Discord: [ https://discord.gg/8hcraTjzE9 ]
Shade_Arjuun · 2.2M Views

I'm a Hitman

In the slums of Tunisia, survival isn’t just a struggle—it’s a war. Ayman knows this better than most. With no education, no connections, and a family barely scraping by, his life has been one of sacrifice and silent desperation. When a mysterious offer to become a hitman lands at his feet, it’s not just a job—it’s a lifeline. But it’s a lifeline wrapped in thorns. This isn’t the glamorous world of international assassins. Guns are scarce, and mistakes are deadly. Every hit comes with its own risks, and Ayman must navigate a landscape where every wrong move could cost him his life. Yet, it’s not the act of killing that weighs the heaviest on him—it’s the emotional scars it leaves behind. As Ayman descends into this brutal underworld, the story reveals more than just his targets. It explores the human condition, the moral lines we cross to survive, and the unexpected beauty and violence of a country often misunderstood. Tunisia’s harsh realities are painted alongside its breathtaking complexities, and Ayman’s journey is one of contradictions: love and hate, guilt and ambition, despair and hope. But as the hits grow darker, the question arises: How much of himself will Ayman lose to save the ones he loves? And when the blood dries, will there be anything left of the boy who once dreamed of a better life? This is more than a hitman’s tale—it’s a raw, unflinching look at humanity’s darkest corners. With realism at its core and emotions that cut deep, I’m Hitman is an emotional, thrilling, and deeply human story that will stay with you long after the final page.
SamJellyFish · 2.4K Views
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