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He was summoned to save the world… but his greatest threat isn’t the Demon King — it’s the women who love him. Kai Veyron was just a delivery guy on Earth. But in the magical world of Aethria, he’s “The Chosen Hero” — gifted with ridiculous, godlike powers that he can’t control and didn’t ask for. He defeats monsters by sneezing, trips over relics that explode, and somehow charms every powerful woman he meets. Now surrounded by a beautiful, deadly harem — a tsundere princess, a cold-blooded assassin, a genius mage, a seductive demoness, and a broken childhood friend — Kai thinks he’s finally found purpose, friendship… maybe even love. But peace has a price. As whispers of prophecy grow louder, the women begin to ask the unthinkable: “What if the hero himself is the final calamity?” They laugh with him by day… and plot his death by night. And the worst part? Kai already knows. And he still protects them — even if it means his own downfall.

Lance Mercer's life is painfully normal. He works IT support in a basement office where printers scream, coworkers cry over Bluetooth, and lunch is a rotating tragedy of lukewarm noodles and existential dread. He's got a dog named Dario, a cursed coffee addiction, and a daily goal of making it to 5:01 PM without committing a felony. Then he buys milk. Now he's being hunted by unmarked helicopters, cultists in cow masks, and possibly the U.S. government. Reality keeps glitching when he sneezes, his dog might be telepathic, and there's a chance he's bonded with an ancient cosmic dairy god. He just wanted cereal. (Inspired by DanDaDan and Parasyte: The Maxim)

Finn, your average college student with one noble goal: get home and watch some quality adult content in peace. Tragically, fate had other plans. A truck barreled toward him… then stopped halfway. The driver locked eyes with Finn— and hit him anyway. Now he’s dead. Wakes up in some divine waiting room. Gets mocked by a sarcastic, busty goddess. Gets offered the most useless powers imaginable. And worst of all? Still no porn. Frustrated beyond mortal comprehension, Finn throws an epic tantrum and drags the goddess down into the fantasy world with him. Now stuck in a realm full of grotesque monsters, cursed towns, and suspiciously moist terrain, Finn has no idea what he’s doing. No clue. No dignity. Suffering most of the time. With zero powers, infinite horniness, and one very angry divine companion, can Finn survive this absurd new world? Can he dodge death, outwit demonic squirrels, and maybe—just maybe—score a waifu? Or will he die in this world too… still painfully uncuddled? Let the absurd isekai disaster begin. [WARNING: THIS BOOK IS UNHINGED. DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE TO ANYTHING—IT’S ALL FOR COMEDIC PURPOSES. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.]

Warning: Many, like way many lemons and smuts. C'mon guys, you know it's gonna be a good one there's no need to read the synopsis and everything down here, but for context, you can go on but the potential is the first ten chapters, it won't hurt to give it a go, just try it and then thank me later, oh, I will be the one to thank you I guess. See you on the other side. Let's goooo ___ Peter Carter is a 16-year-old orphaned virgin nerd who gets bullied daily at Lincoln High. His escort mother died at birth, he lives with his nurse mom and twin sisters, and his biggest achievement is surviving lunch without getting his ass kicked by quarterback Jack Morrison. ___ Human! That's what I fucking was. Me and Tommy were bottom-tier NPCs in everyone else's highlight reel. All I did was study and jack off to porn, fantasizing about women I'd never touch—Madison Torres, Mrs. Rodriguez, Sofia Delgado. They existed in a universe where I didn't even register as human. But then everything changed. [DING! You have Awakened the Dark Lord Seduction System!] A system born from the sexual frustration of hundreds of thousands if not billions of women worldwide, my mission was clear: liberate sexually neglected wives, daughters, unsatisfied hot students, my gym instructor, CEOs, frustrated teachers, and touch-starved women while earning System Points that convert to real money (1 SP = $100). [DING! Abilities gained: Magical Fingers, enhanced stats, master-level skills... ... Advanced Knowledge downloaded: Master Driving, Massage God, Advanced IT...] The system transformed me from school punching bag to irresistible seductive Dark Lord. Every intimate milestone earns SP—from first kisses to full encounters, cucking husbands saving their neglected wives, widows, wives and mistresses of billionaires while walking on the tight edge of seduction and eventual death if I got discovered by these rich guys I was helping satisfy the wives they'd neglected. Now I'm living a double life: shy nerd by day, dominant seducer by night, making bank while giving desperate women what they've been missing. From bottom-tier loser to supernatural playboy. I turn these neglected women into my women, mine alone as we unleash our hidden desires and forbidden intimacies.

Diving into dungeons, slaying monsters, and… filming porn? When the mana apocalypse struck, 15% of humanity awakened supernatural abilities, becoming the world’s new superstars: conquering dungeons, leveling up, and raking in fame and fortune. Kaiden wasn’t one of them. Stuck among the powerless 85%, he was just another broke college student, until a banana peel sent him tumbling into a very unconventional system. Now, his path to power isn’t through leveling up alone, but through fame as well. To thrive in this new world, he’ll have to master more than just dungeon clears and combat... Kaiden must conquer the world of adult content to rise to the apex. Blending action, romance, and slice-of-life, this novel aims to deliver an unforgettable adventure! ... There's a pinned review with many details on what you can expect from the story, but I'm going to answer here the one pressing question I imagine most of you will have: Will the MC allow other men to see his harem members in action? Initially, yes. But (SPOILER WARNING) he and his girls will come to a decision together in chapters 198-199, which is to appeal only to the female viewers because they need to increase the 'fangirl' stat to in turn increase the system's rank. From that point on, no males will be able to view their content. As for the old content that's already out there, the system has a special quest for them, and if they nail it, that older material will be completely wiped from people's computers. It will cease existing altogether. ... Discord: https://discord.gg/bjunEkswQ3

I was just a semi-depressed, chronically online teen with a tendency to monologue and a suspicious addiction to instant noodles… until I sneezed mid-teleport and shattered the laws of spacetime. Now? I’m enrolled in the most elite academy across dimensions, everyone thinks I’m a prodigy, and oh yeah…some ancient multiversal authority marked me as “Existential Threat Level: Cute but Dangerous.” Turns out I accidentally created something. Something I wasn’t supposed to. And now gods, memory assassins, and reality-policing librarians want my head or at least my brain. Preferably still warm. And the worst part? I don’t remember what I did. Every chapter unravels another lie. My classmates may not remember their own pasts… or mine. My best friend vanished, came back as a girl, and no one seems to notice. Our instructors keep disappearing. Shadows stalk the corridors. And there’s a talking Book that leaks cryptic poetry into my dreams. Also….I might be falling in love with too many people too fast, help. Welcome to Blackridge Academy, where magic meets glitchy memory protocols, trauma hides behind sarcasm, and the multiverse really needs therapy. Mystery. Madness. Hot girls. Broken timelines. Found family. And the longer I stay, the more I realize: I didn’t just break the system… I am the system glitch.

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

(Disclaimer:This book is a mix of smut and action..so as you’re starting this book don’t expect whole volumes to be of smut…I can write 20 chapters of smut..then boom next 20 chapters are some of the best action chapters you’ve ever read..I’m trying to create a good story not just a porn book.) Meet 18 year old..Edward dovelace who has the ability to switch bodies——with anyone he has physical contact with. Instead of using the powers for good..he uses it to sleep with women around his town. but that all changes when a series of events slowly unfold..leading him to realize he was given the powers for something bigger.

Gabe King starts college desperate to change—to make friends, find love, and finally bury the twisted obsession he’s secretly held for his mother. But one drunken night at a party shatters everything. Inexperienced and overwhelmed, he accidentally cums inside a hooker… only to realize it’s his Mom, Angela. She doesn’t recoil. She smiles. For Angela, this is permission. The moment she’s waited for. Her yandere love for Gabe, once hidden beneath motherly concern, is now unleashed. And she’ll do anything to keep him, sabotaging his friendships, crashing his classes, and reminding him that no one will ever love him like she does. More Plot than Porn. [Some NTR, but not from the mom] Discord link to get updates easily [Do not talk about NTR in general] https://discord.gg/bQ4GzeBXV8

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

Behind every dazzling screen lies a shadowed dream. Aurelia, a brilliant yet underestimated young woman from the outskirts of a cold, judgmental society, harbors an unspoken ambition—to rise within the elite world of adult entertainment, not as a commodity, but as a symbol of power, freedom, and control over one’s body and destiny. Facing relentless stigma, betrayal, and personal doubts, Aurelia charts a path through a world built to consume women like her—only she plans to rewrite the rules. As she ascends through the secretive circles of high-class adult media, the line between self-expression and self-destruction blurs. But how much must be sacrificed in pursuit of a dream the world refuses to respect? #ShadowedDreams #PowerAndDesire #FemaleGaze #OwnYourBody #FreedomInStigma #FeminineRebellion #BehindTheScreen #SelfVersusSystem #SilentStrength #PsychologicalDrama

[WARNING THIS IS MORE LIKE A PORN NOVEL, IT HAS MORE SEX CONTENT THE THE STORY NTR, CUCKOLD AND TABOO] [This will be a free novel, until I decide it won't, but will appreciate if you can support my work (Rebirth of the Villain) and I will drop more and more]

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7

"City Boy Dreams" is the raw, emotional journey of a young man chasing music fame in a ruthless city while battling porn addiction, self-doubt, and the chaos of betting and broken dreams. Caught between faith and failure, he navigates heartbreak, street life, and the constant temptation to give up. This is not just a story—it's a confession, a cry for hope, and a dream fighting to survive."

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Dating a pornstar is hard—but it’s even harder when a psycho yandere wants to replace her.Dating a pornstar is hard—but it’s even harder when a psycho yandere wants to replace her. Adam Avery lives what seems like a dream life, married to his high school sweetheart, Lana Blake—known to the world as adult film star Lana Lust. At home, Lana is warm, affectionate, and treats Adam like her whole world. She keeps her work life separate, and Adam never complains, even as quiet turmoil simmers beneath the surface. Then he meets Morgan. Calm, nurturing, and dangerously obsessed. A retiring co-star of Lana’s, Morgan has been stalking Adam ever since hearing about him on set. Now, she’s carefully engineering their future—one “chance” encounter at a time. Morgan will stop at nothing to take Adam for herself. She begins planting doubts in his mind, trying to tempt Lana into cheating—or at least make Adam believe she might. Unlike Lana, Morgan promises him something simple, seductive, and absolute: a future of genuine monogamy… and someone who only wants him. Will the loving couple fall out of love? Far more plot than porn. Acting Blackmail Doting Love Interests Male Protagonist Manipulative Characters Masochistic Characters Netorare Netorase Obsessive Love Polyandry Prostitutes Reverse Rape Stalkers Twisted Personality Writers Yandere

Li Yutao never imagined that his father would arrange his marraige with the second son of the Zhao family . He also nver imagined that the rumored 'cold hearted' CEO of the Zhao Fashion to secretly be a soft Cinnamon Roll !! --------------- "Brother , how can dad arrange my marraige without telling me ?!" " Tao Tao , dad did not innitiate it...it was proposed by the Zhao family ." "But why?!" 'Because a certain some has a crush one you little brother!!! Don't worry little brother, i won't let that sly fox steal our little rabbit !' --------------- -sneezes- "Is someone cursing me? Who cares.....Tao Tao , i can't wait to meet you !" -------------- Zhao Yichen - ML (gong) Li Yutao - MC (shou) --------------- This is my first time writing a chinese based book so if I make mistakes , please correct me! Thank you , and enjoy!!

If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.

Essa é a história de Matteo Valverde, um ator pornô que foi convidado a participar de um reality show em uma ilha paradisíaca. Rodeado pelas garotas mais lindas do mundo, ele usa de seu charme e carisma para se relacionar com elas e entrar em situações um tanto inusitadas! Porém, nada poderia preparar para uma apaixonite aguda! [Warning +18] História não recomendada para menores de 18 anos! Capa feita por mim!

A 19 year old boy creating his own milf and older women haven harem inside a 18+ porn RPG game. This story will be set inside a fictional game world and the MC will only have women who are older than him in his harem.

In the kingdom of Velvaria, dragons are either feared as destructive monsters or worshiped as divine beings. But 17-year-old Kip Flint, a failed squire with a talent for getting into trouble, doesn't care about any of that. He just wants to survive long enough to escape his miserable village, avoid his overbearing grandmother (who may or may not be a retired witch), and find a purpose in life. But everything changes when Kip accidentally bonds with a baby dragon—not just any dragon, but Ignavarax the Catastrophic, the last of the ancient, chaos-wielding Stormflame breed. Ignavarax is small, sassy, allergic to magic scrolls, and has a nasty habit of exploding when sneezing. Now hunted by knights, cultists, rival dragon-riders, and a very grumpy librarian who wants her books back, Kip and his new fire-breathing, nap-loving companion must journey across the kingdom to find the legendary "Sanctuary of Scale"—a mythical place where dragons and humans once lived in peace. Along the way, they’ll encounter: Tamsin, a sarcastic thief with a talking sword and a price on her head. Sir Pompwell the Brave, a delusional knight convinced Kip is a chosen hero. The Feathered Council, a group of griffons who refuse to take anything seriously. And a necromancer who just wants to open a bakery (but accidentally raised the undead instead). With chaos around every corner, Kip must rise to the challenge, learn what it really means to be a dragon-rider, and try not to get barbecued in the process. Because Ignavarax is growing fast… and so is the danger that follows them.

story hi guys, me and my friend were friends since school days we both studied in same school and college, as adults we used to watch porn and discuss about that one day he said about my mom and said sexy things about her i stopped him and later when i came home i realised about incest after few days we talked about incest and we both liking that things and i liking mom to have sex with her and later when no one in home me and my friend went to mom room and took her bra and placed on our dicks and her size is 40D and she looks like bbw 38 years and 95kg big boobs , ass and white body parts, we used fantancies about 3some and later i tried to see her nude but i never succeded i seen her with blouse thats and i have recorded mom dress changing and in that video i seen her melons and navel with no pussy available later i decided to show to my friend and i deleted video by guilty and i taught it was wrong and left taughts and continue our life later after so many years he got a job and staying in bangalore with single room with kitchen and after 2 years i too got a job in bangalore and stayed with him since job location is nearer to that place we again begin to continue our sex taughts we had a nice internet connection and used to watch porn nights and later some days there was a family function in bangalore my mom needs to attend function in city and she didnt know about city much which is 150km away from bangalore and decided to stay in same room for 2 days after function she came to room late night and she was tired and she changed dress to nighty and slept and that strucutre made us to get boner we came out of room and he said wow look at her ass and boobs its reminding old days and infact even i too got that taughts later we went back and slept since there is no bed we have 2 queen size matress she was on left side i slept in middle and he was on my right next day next day she went and made breakfast and we ate and went to job that day thy did lockdown for 15 days and no option her to go back to home she was with us for 15 days 2nd day went normal with some casual talks and we seen movie and add some good food and later that night he asked me when she was asleep i will go next to her i want to see thouse melons and he went took his cock lightly touch on her ass and later i said dont want and i went back to middle and slept 3rd day she went to bath and came back she went to balcony and came after sometime my friend went and seen that her bra and panty was washed and we knew that she not wearing inners that day our eyes were on that parts though it was not showing anything but slightly her boobs ass were showing their structure that was hard day for us and after she asked me to buy her inners and night dress though it was lockdown that time online shopping were available and we open that site in laptop and booked her inners and night dress size of 40d and panty xxl size which we already knew that was hot time to buy inners with her, 3rd day night he went and bought viagra and gave to her at lunch without knowing her and asusal we need to watch a movie but he played evaru telugu movie with hot extreme scenes and we knew with viagra she will be in mood but it didnt worked she slept , on 4th day we are in high mood that dress were arrived after bathing she changed her dress and size was loose for her her armpits and cleavage were visible lightly and bra strap were visible which mading us to tempt that day night we seen porn videos of incest when she was asleep on 5th day we decided to tell her that this things to her and after breakfast my friend said everything fantacies about her and she was in anger by seeing us and she slapped him and scolded and that day we not talk after dinner we said that it is wrong but your structure body making us think like that and made her realize and show google porn things about incest and slowly she is not ready to do and after some talks and telling this is not bad and my friend .

A girl's one night stand turns into a nightmare when the guy she hooks up with secretly takes compromising photos of her and leaks them online. As she deals with the fallout, she realizes that trusting a stranger can have life-altering consequences, and must navigate the dangerous world of revenge porn to protect her reputation and reclaim her sense of safety.

OVER 2.8K+ VIEWS IN LESS THAN FOUR DAYS! Thank you so much! (Trigger/Story warnings BELOW) A murder in the woods reaches across the country from British Columbia to bring Abigail Abernathy into a strange town full of conspiracy, hidden dangers, & godlike eldritch monsters. For fans of horror, thrillers, intimacy, and suspense, enjoy ! Please Rate & Review ! Also any and all criticism is very welcome. I want to become a better writer! NEW ADULT Publishing Genre (New adult fiction books (NA) are narratives that explore the transition from late adolescence to early adulthood. They're considered the next step after young adult fiction and they're typically aimed towards readers aged 18-25) @nyxtheauthor.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/c/NyxTheAuthor Trigger warnings ! - Assault, violence, torture, mental torture, master and servant sexual roleplay, nudity, sex scenes. NOT written to be explicit, I just want to be honest with these characters and their stories. Therefore, I wont just skip sex scenes, violence, or romance, but also this isn't meant to be smut. There may be a SMUT version down the line. But for now this original version is just SPICY. There may be sex and gore, but it's not meant to be porn or pure horror. Let me know if you want more extreme or sexual stories, I may take this under advisement for other stories.

Warning: Mature content I suck at writing synopsis but I'll give it a try. " No kid I can't listen to your carnal confessions anymore. " " But it's your moral obligation to do everything in your power to ensure that I go to heaven " " Is heaven really your goal?" " Of course Mother superior but the heaven I need only you can take me there. " Alex cross was more than your usual spoilt brat. Consider this remark from his mom when he was barely five years old. " Hey sweetie. Why is it that everytime you touch my phone to play games I am lways receiving a notification from Chrome to close all incognito tabs?" Did I tell you I suck at this? Disclaimer: The story is not a full blown porn. I've made sure to keep the storyline interesting. Otherwise wrap yourself with a towel and avoid very tight jeans. You don't want to cause pain to your lil bro now do you? I hope you enjoy.

Gavin, the peculiar anti-hero of Endless Proof: Reincarnation Isn't Justice!, is a petite, delicate-looking teenage boy whose outward appearance is as unnerving as his personality. With his diminutive frame and androgynous features, he often draws confused glances, an effect only heightened by his striking hair—split evenly between stark white and jet black, as if his very existence is divided between light and shadow. But it’s his eyes that truly unsettle: deep, black voids that seem to swallow light, as though they’re windows to the infinite emptiness of his soul. His unnervingly blank expression often gives way to smirks of dry amusement, the only hint at the chaos he’s about to unleash. Gavin has long since stopped caring about the endless cycle of reincarnation he’s trapped in. With no original life to anchor him and an unending loop of memories from countless worlds, identities, and timelines, he’s grown utterly disillusioned. He doesn’t even bother pretending to be invested anymore. Instead, he’s made a choice: if the universe insists on thrusting him into infinite lives, he’ll make each one a stage for his dark comedy, turning everyone around him into unwitting participants in his whimsical chaos. Despite his frail, ghostlike appearance, Gavin wields immense power, easily bending the rules of each world to suit his humor. He might conjure a fire-breathing dragon, only to make it sneeze bubbles instead of fire. He’s just as likely to replace the fearsome demon king’s minions with a choir of tone-deaf singing slimes or turn the Chosen Hero’s sacred relic into a banana. His deadpan delivery and unflinching apathy only make his antics more jarring—he’ll face world-ending crises with the same energy he uses to decide whether breakfast should include toast. Though Gavin’s jokes are seemingly harmless, they often force other characters to face the absurdity of their own existences. Arrogant knights, stoic kings, and brooding villains are all reduced to bumbling fools in his presence, their grand destinies shredded by his relentless mockery of the narratives they cling to. Yet, underneath his sharp wit and apathetic exterior lies a tragic core—an eternal loneliness born from existing without an origin, a person without a home or purpose. For Gavin, humor is both a weapon and a shield, a way to stave off the crushing weight of eternity. While others see him as an unpredictable force of nature, he sees himself as the punchline to an unfunny cosmic joke. His actions may seem random, but there’s a method to his madness: to remind everyone, including himself, that in a world as absurd as his, laughter is the only thing that makes sense.

“Being a god sounds cool… until you realize your job is to not kill the heroes you’re sending to save the world.” Kaito thought his life was over when he died in the most embarrassing way possible (don’t ask—it involved a vending machine). But instead of eternal rest, he wakes up as a freshly minted Reincarnation God, responsible for sending heroes into fantasy worlds to defeat demon lords and save kingdoms. Simple, right? Wrong. With a glitchy divine system, a countdown timer, and zero experience, Kaito accidentally overpowers, underpowers, or straight-up breaks the three heroines he's supposed to reincarnate: Alicia, the Sword Heroine, now strong enough to split mountains… but can’t run faster than a turtle. Mira, the Mage Heroine, wields unlimited magic but risks nuking entire continents with a sneeze. Luna, the Healer Heroine, whose healing spells now harm instead of heal. Now, Kaito must guide these broken heroines from the divine realm, keeping them alive (and away from his divine wrath) while navigating hilarious ecchi mishaps, chaotic magic explosions, and accidental harem-building along the way. Can Kaito fix his mistakes before the heroines die—or worse, before he gets demoted to Toilet Cleaning God? Ecchi, comedy, isekai, and harem collide in this wild fantasy adventure!

Lin Xuanyu, after struggling through 30 minutes of homework for assignments due in a week, was feeling drained. He needed a break. A quick escape into his favorite online-shooter game would be just the thing. But the moment he powered on his PC, something unexpected happened. He was suddenly teleported from his room. Lin Xuanyu: Seems like I’ve transmigrated... doesn't that mean I don’t have to do my assignments anymore? Delighted at the turn of events, Lin Xuanyu quickly realized he had entered a new world, one filled with interstellar beings that could casually destroy planets and sneeze away stars, just like the novels he’d read. Tti-ting! [All-heaven system has been activated.] [Congratulations, host! You have been chosen by the All-heaven system!!] [Choose one of the following cheats: -Evolution system -Multi-Dimensional Chat Group -Myriad Gates Of Heaven. Note: The other two will be available in the shop after selection.] Without a second thought, Lin Xuanyu immediately chose the Evolution system. Then the system reminded him of the dangers of this world. Lin Xuanyu: Wait... there's a guy who knows the future... someone reincarnated here to stop him from doing crazy things... and there’s a team hunting them both down for an absurd reason? This new world was full of transmigrators, Otherworldly beings, Seniors who love wandering the endless reality and causing chaos, bigshots from higher planes, and protagonists of every kind. Otherworlder: Guys, it's a red warning! That demon is here! We should leave this world before he finds us! Lin Xuanyu cracked his neck and placed a hand on his chin, nodding thoughtfully. "So… do I get a theme song for my appearance, or is it just going to be panic and screaming?" Otherworlder: ..... ***** Additional tags: No Yaoi or NTR, world-hopping, chat group. This novel will explore multiple power systems, including various types of cultivation, magic, runes, martial spirits, leveling, and more.