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Arcan Sniper

Collateral Flux

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)
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The Masochist's Panel

**In a realm where arcane power defines destiny, a humble commoner is born into a life of endless toil. But for Adrian, the awakening of a mysterious **Basic Mortal Panel** promises a path to power, one agonizing experience at a time.** This isn't the cheat code of a hero. Adrian’s panel, seemingly primitive, transforms every mundane action – each exhausting step, every drop of sweat, every brush with discomfort – into a minuscule jolt of experience. What's truly astonishing: these experiences, accumulated with an almost **masochistic devotion**, mutate into unique, bizarre, and often ridiculously basic abilities. Sunstroke? Unlock **Basic Sun Resilience**. Lifting a pebble a thousand times? Witness the birth of **Minor Pebble Manipulation**. Adrian has no innate talent, but his panel guarantees him this: **if he's willing to suffer through the repetition, he can master anything, no matter how absurd, to an unimaginable degree.** Follow Adrian as he relentlessly grinds against the limitations of his plebeian birth, dreaming of a world of magic beyond his humble village. He'll face the contempt of the nobility and the towering challenge of the Grand Arcane Academy, a beacon of power accessible only to the gifted or the wealthy. Can a simple commoner, armed with boundless perseverance and a panel that thrives on his suffering, forge his own destiny in a world that demands magical talent? Discover a story of **implacable persistence, hilariously incremental progression, and the sweet, hard-won triumph of the ultimate masochist.**
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