Dirty Bunny Jokes

The story of a woman whose name is "Nadia" whose father is "Mr. Brown", he loves the gamblings so much until he has a lot of debts. She cannot solve this problem, then, she request her closed senior "Hector" to solve it. He can solve it, but she may found the worse story when her father dare to borrow father of Hector...

This is the forbidden chronicle of how a fragile girl became a legend, and of me, the storyteller of her rise, the one who does the dirty work and pulls the strings from the shadows.

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

Tang Jiaxin was just a pampered bunny—literally. After being adopted by the cold yet secretly soft-hearted CEO Xu Jinyu as a child, she spent her days munching on carrots, rolling in flower beds, and unknowingly becoming the inspiration behind the world’s first anti-aging serum for animals. Her presence became the emotional core of YSHT (养生华堂), the newest expansion of the centuries-old luxury house Xuhuang (许凰), once perfumers to emperors. But when she suddenly wakes up as a human girl in his arms, everything changes—and so does she. What Jiaxin doesn’t remember is that this wasn’t an accident. It was intentional. In their past life, she died protecting him. This time, Xu Jinyu refused to lose her again. Using years of secret research, he engineered her transformation—extending her lifespan and creating the perfect formula to bring her back, even if she doesn't remember who he is. Now, with no memory of their past and a chaotic personality to boot, Jiaxin is working as his assistant in YSHT’s luxurious skincare empire—blissfully unaware of the emotional storm she’s stirring in her boss’s heart. As Jiaxin’s bubbly empathy wins over the public, she initiates reforms and generous donations, sparking an unexpected rise in YSHT’s influence in the stock market. But their growing success soon attracts enemies. The Western beauty houses, long-dominant in the global market, begin to feel threatened. Backed by government ties, they hit Xuhuang and YSHT with sanctions. Leading their counterattack is Eternal Spring (延春 / Yánchūn)—an ancient rival obsessed with unlocking eternal youth. And at the helm of it all? Wu Zhaoyuan, their charming CEO, who—despite no history with Jiaxin—feels fate has pulled him into her orbit. Two empires. One reincarnated girl engineered by love. And a silent war that threatens to rewrite the future of beauty, memory, and fate. (im still using an ai generated image because i have no artists to commision yet, ignore the bangs, she wasn't supposed to have that)

Kazuki Tanaka, a 23-year-old obsessive clean freak, dies after slipping on a soap bar in his pristine bathroom. Upon awakening, he finds himself summoned to a medieval fantasy world known for war, plague, and most of all — filth. Magic exists, but only destructive spells are valued. That is... until Kazuki discovers his unique "Sanitation Magic" — the power to clean anything, from physical dirt to curses and corruption. With his enchanted mop and a divine disinfectant spell, he becomes the world's most feared purifier. Armed with a modern mind and an OCD-level obsession for hygiene, Kazuki sets out to cleanse not only grime but the rotten hearts of tyrants, monsters, and a continent drowning in chaos. Who needs fireballs when you have bleach bombs and sterilizing fields? Join him on a squeaky-clean rampage in a filthy, magic-infested world!

Step Dad × Step daughter (18+) with good plot You shouldn’t want me, Damien. I’m your step daughter.” “Then stop moaning my name like a dirty little whore every time I touch you.” When 19-year-old Amara returns home for summer break, she never expects the cold, powerful man married to her mother to become the center of her darkest, filthiest desires. Damien Knight is her stepfather. Fifteen years older. Dominant. Controlled. And utterly off-limits. But one look at her tight shorts, her braless top, and the soft curves she’s grown into—and all his rules begin to shatter. “You like it when I call you a brat, don’t you? When I pin you against the wall and make you beg?” “Yes, Daddy… harder.” What starts as dangerous tension spirals into nights of rough claiming, dirty confessions, and secret touches in forbidden places. He swore to protect her. She swore she’d never fall for a man like him. But when obsession turns into possession… someone’s going to break. And it won’t be him. “On your knees, Amara. If you’re going to act like a slut, I’ll treat you like one.” The moment she walked into his house, she became his favorite sin. Sweet. Sharp. Seductive. She gave him moans in the dark, lips that whispered surrender, and a body that begged for more. He thought she was innocent. He didn’t know she had a plan. Every night he took her. Every time she said "yes." Every time she fell apart under him—it brought her one step closer to something more dangerous than love. She was playing a game. But so was he. And when lust turns into obsession, and pleasure spirals into madness, only one question remains: Who really is in control? ⚠️They are not blood related ⚠️ muture and erotic also has a good plot not only s*x

Sugar & Sin She’s a mafia queen in boots and blood. She’s a soft girl with bunny teeth and big dreams. One kills without blinking. The other bargains for mangoes. When cold-blooded Nyx crosses paths with sunshine-sweet Aster, Bangkok isn’t ready. Love isn’t in the plan. But bullets don’t ask for permission. And neither do girls like them. One born to rule. One born to survive. Let the city burn. This is sugar. This is sin.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Wolfe and Bunny follows the enchanting, often hilarious journey of Wolfe, the stoic planner, and Bunny, the free-spirited dreamer, as they travel the world together. Each chapter whisks them to a new destination where they navigate cultural quirks, unexpected detours, and the ups and downs of their relationship. From bustling Tokyo markets to the haunting beauty of the Scottish Highlands, Wolfe and Bunny’s adventures capture the magic of love, curiosity, and the art of embracing life’s unpredictable moments. Together, they discover that every adventure reveals more about the world—and each other.

"Sell your pride. Sign your body. And I’ll make you a star." Kim Jihoon has one goal—to become an actor. He’s got the looks, the talent, and the drive. But in a cutthroat industry run by wolves in silk suits, dreams don’t come true without a price. Especially for someone like him—a hidden Rare omega with powers in a world where second genders are outlawed, controlled, or sold. Desperate to care for his chronically ill little brother, Jihoon agrees to a contract with the cold, magnetic billionaire Kang Ryu—CEO of the country’s most powerful entertainment agency… and a secret Dorminant Alpha with a taste for pretty things he can own. The terms are clear: Jihoon will debut under Ryu’s protection. In return, he’ll live in his penthouse, wear his collar, and warm his bed. No attachments. No freedom. No escape. But Jihoon isn’t the fragile pet Ryu expected—and Ryu isn’t just a predator in a suit. Underneath all the dominance is a man spiraling into obsession, hiding scars even darker than Jihoon’s past. And when heat cycles start to burn, instincts clash, and secrets about their bloodlines awaken, hate turns to hunger, and the rules of the game begin to break. Because Jihoon didn’t just sign away his body—he signed away his fate. His fate which already belong to him;

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

Title: path to god as cannon fodder Chanakya, whose parents died in an accident, was raised in an orphanage until he turned 18. Smarter than his peers, he was always running around, figuring things out. But after a certain incident, he gave up on everything. He became a shut-in NEET, spending his days lazily playing games and reading novels—until the day he died, full of regret. Suddenly, he found himself in a different world— A world from a novel he once read, which was later adapted into a game he had played. He had transmigrated into a fantasy realm of magic and swords... As Leo Dravenhart, a cannon fodder character doomed to be scapegoated by the villainess’s schemes.

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

A dark romance between a big bad wolf and his fluffy deaf Bunny. A very trilling romance with two people from different worlds. Crystal, a beautiful, smallish looking deaf girl, who never wanted anything too special in life, never dreamt too big or too high, never planned on getting married, having children or even dating so she won't be disappointed. She just wanted to run a flower shop and living a quiet life Silver, a very dangerous and handsome mafia boss that cares about nothing, not even his girlfriend. He is too ruthless in handling his business and heartless when it comes to traitors. This same man will unexpectedly fall in love with this beautiful deaf Bunny and become obsessed with her. What will happen when he comes in to destroy these well set plans she had set with the excuse of ‘ He Always Gets What He Wants’? Will he eventually get the bunny or will she ignore his advances to walk into her life, bringing chaos along? Will the big bad wolf get his fluffy deaf Bunny?

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

short stories that will make you tingle in all the right places. from Dragons to sirens, these short stories are exciting, fast-paced, and delightfully dirty. Trigger warning: Practically every topic and scenario is up for grabs. you can always go to the next story if you need to.

The world had long since darkened, shadows of despair creeped into every corner like harbingers of misfortune. Zombies roamed the lands and the once so beautiful world turned into a nightmare. Everyone hopefully waits for an apocalypse to end while the scientists are intrigued and mesmerized by the monsters they have created. Dungeons pop out of nowhere like lost bunnies and horror was the only side of the world. But, through this ordeal, there's one person who sees this all as a dream they'd soon wake up from. The horrors didn't faze them, and they weren't afraid of death. Why?

Sirens are at the top of the food chain. They are shifters that can shift into any animal. Sirens originally have snouts like foxes, can change their fur to any color and long bunny ears. Humanity has been given five years by the aliens to prepare for an apocalypse. ********* Blair is blessed to be reincarnated with a Siren System. In order to level up, her system requires her to transmigrate into other worlds and galaxies and save distressed FEMALE LEADS. She is also required to find a partner and they should both do these quests together. BLAIR is also a half werewolf that had her wolf locked up in a storybook and she must reach 100% Werewolf veto power to unlock her werewolf self and be the strongest shifter and save the world!!. ******* YOU ARE READING THE BIGGEST WEREWOLF AND FEMALE LEAD SYSTEM OF THE YEAR!!

Sirens are at the top of the food chain. They are shifters that can shift into any animal. Sirens originally have snouts like foxes, can change their fur to any color and long bunny ears. Humanity has been given five years by the aliens to prepare for an apocalypse. ********* Blair is blessed to be reincarnated with a Siren System. In order to level up, her system requires her to transmigrate into other worlds and galaxies and save distressed FEMALE LEADS. She is also required to find a partner and they should both do these quests together. BLAIR is also a half werewolf that had her wolf locked up in a storybook and she must reach 100% Werewolf veto power to unlock her werewolf self and be the strongest shifter and save the world!!. ******* YOU ARE READING THE BIGGEST WEREWOLF AND FEMALE LEAD SYSTEM OF THE YEAR!!

Born into the magical world, now swarming with demons, beasts and more that roam if not directly trying to conquer or consume everything on the planet Atsyn. Izeurik tries to find his place in a world that is at constant war with the dangers and mysteries inside and outside of the walls that were meant to protect him. Current inspirations: #1 Warhammer 40,000 #2 One Piece #3 Avatar: The Last Airbender The Originals Supernatural Star wars Warframe Games (general systems) Wattpad for reference photos (not own unless stated) and audio. CoverBook designed by me.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Fate plays dirty tricks at times but it is also one's destiny to get tricked by fate. An immortal king who has lost his glory and has to start again acquires a system and looses it later. He now has to ascend back from human to immortal without the system. "When all paths fail, then I shall pave my way through bloodshed. Leaving a trail of corpses behind is also a way."

Sebagai murid pindahan, Qiara Natasha lupa bahwa mencari tahu tentang 'isu pacaran' diantara Sangga Evans dan Adara Lathesia yang beredar di lingkungan asrama nusa bangsa akan mengantarkannya pada masalah besar.

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Tuzi embodied what her name meant; a short, somewhat curvy and bubbly woman who was always down to have a good time with almost everyone. She was as active as a bunny even on her worst days, and she kept that up for her entire life... even though it cost her life. The problem with having fun with just about anyone meant that sometimes her partners were already taken, and one day a jealous lover found her and... well, she just wished she had gotten hit by a truck instead. After all, she 'woke up' after being brutally murdered to find herself standing in front of a true bunny; a Goddess who thought that this woman named after her was quite fascinating and entertaining to watch, so she was sent to another world to try it all again. The problem was she had no system, no help, no guide or special cheat... all she had were her wits, her wiles, and her charm to attempt to just survive in this new world, let alone entertain a Goddess with incredible feats! Join Tuzi as she travels through a fantasy world relying only on herself to achieve... well, perhaps greatness, or perhaps just a typical life for a Bunnykin; sex in abundance with the occasional baring of some deceptively sharp fangs. This is going to be a smut book primarily with action and adventure in roughly equal parts, and it will also have some scenes that will be dark. Tuzi won't be an OP system wielding MC, she won't be flawless, she won't always even be the main focus sometimes because of where she is and who she is with. The book will continue along with my usual ruleset; all futanari and women, hentai logic when it comes to sex, more focused on the people and how they interact instead of nonstop action... if that sounds good to you, come read, otherwise I wish you find a novel somewhere else that satisfies your wants.

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?