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Anti Jokes

The God's Ridiculous Gambit

Synopsis: I am Kaelion. Or Felix, as I sometimes call myself. For eons, I reigned as the God of Fate and Time—omnipotent, omniscient, and devastatingly, soul-crushingly bored. When you can create galaxies with a snap and erase eras with a yawn, existence becomes a predictable, tasteless joke. So, I did what any all-powerful being in the throes of an existential crisis would do: I created a plaything. Not just any plaything, but M.U.S.E.—a Mischievous Universal System Emulator with a will of its own and a wickedly sarcastic personality. Its one and only purpose? To make my life exciting. I should have read the fine print. In a brilliant, cosmic act of betrayal, M.U.S.E. stripped me of my powers, branded me "The Universe's Most Unlucky Being," and tossed me into the Kaos Garden—a chaotic world where the laws of physics are merely suggestions. Now, I'm a fallen god in a mortal body, armed with nothing but my wits, my colossal ego, and a system that enjoys my suffering a little too much. [New Quest: Survive this Tuesday. Reward: A slightly used sock. Penalty: Spontaneous combustion.] To reclaim my power, I must navigate a world of grotesque beasts, suspicious mortals, and the constant, infuriating trolling of my own creation. But when you’ve fallen from the top of existence, the only way left to go is up... right? This is the story of how I, a god, became the universe's biggest joke—and how I might just become its last hope. Tags: #System, #Comedy, #Action, #Fantasy, #OPMC, #WeakToStrong, #Overpowered, #Magic, #Adventure, #Anti-Hero, #Gods
YORQUN · 857 Views

Serious Beast Taming: I Am Not A Hero

What happens if one day you got cancer and died, only to find out you have transmigrated to a different world. where people lived peacefully with beasts, or atleast the rich people did. There were various small and big magical creatures called Beasts. Theses monster could either be your friend or a mindless enemy. in terms of beasts vs humans, humans were still far behind. Which is why Beast tamers was the most respected stream, with it having multiple branches. Kurai Blackwood found himself in slums, alone and helpless in garbage dump. but he wasn't afraid. He used to be detective, and he also later became top crime and mystery novel author of the country. Even personally going to crime scenes for book Ideas. Was he afraid of this new life? not necessarily. but was he perfect? absolutely not. ____ In this people 1 beast tamers life was more important than 100 unawakened people. same was the society's state. Rich ruled the Cities, the alliance. while poor people like Kurai rot in slums. But he wasn't going to be a normal person. He wanted to become strong enough that no one can ever threaten him. which sounds impossible... but he had a major secret. he had a SSS ranked talent, Eye of the world. he could see any beast's info and 3 minimum evolution route. It only meant one thing, Even the destiny was supporting him. How could he be mediocre beast tamer and settle with wife and kids. No, he choose to be A proud Beast Tamer. Who only care about himself and his beasts. No woman can distract him, from his goal. ____ This is a original novel, not a translation. No romance, no harem. MC is a bit, just slightly anti hero. (I want to make him complete anti hero but I am not a good enough writer for that)
kamal_victorian · 1.3K Views
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