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After her overtime she get too tired so Kireko fall asleep in her living room When she one her eyes ones again to continue her daily life Kireko found her self in 1900s western style room An angry 'little villainess' who will become one issues of her new life.How will she solve her first mission 'You steal her existence?' "What funny named system so straight forward"

Jeremy Romano woke up in another world and have to fight for his life to stay alive. Well, at least he has super OP skills, so he's safe. Follow the path of the Negromancer and expect everything. Like an OP character, he has a broken sense of humor. Give this novel a try, it's fast, easy to read and funny. At least to write. This is my very first time trying to write a book and I'm both excited and scared, so I will accept any tips from u all!!

The evil we sow unto the world, has a funny way of coming back to bite us, when that happens we call, call it karma, judgement, we feel that it is only right. I was born as the repayment, of the sins men have committed, as the beast destined to cleanse the world, with blood and, for all life they have taken, I will pay the equivalent with their blood, so fear not ye, death is only a moment away.

It all started when the protagonist downloaded a game called "The Fool (Beta Version)," marking a pivotal shift in the style of his life. This was no ordinary game; it lacked visuals and music, composed solely of lines of text and a multitude of choices. Yet, each decision within the game had the power to alter the player's destiny, for on the other side of the game lay a real, unknown world. Players were unable to physically enter this otherworld or see its landscapes, experiencing the alternate realm solely through text, vicariously living each step of their character's journey. As the game progressed, not only could rewards from the game materialize in the real world, but creatures from the game began to appear in reality as well. Then came the day the game was released for global public testing. An era quietly unfolded, where the masses embarked on explorations and treasure hunts in an alternate universe through 'textual adventure,' heralding a new chapter of engagement and discovery.

Xiao Chen, the only Immortal Emperor standing at the pinnacle of the Immortal Path in the Ziwei Immortal Domain, made his way back to the city and encountered many interesting things. The Cultivation Techniques he had once discarded as trash were now revered as sacred texts of martial arts. Those who once wept and begged to call him Master had become God Realm experts whom everyone looked up to. Xiao Chen: "Is there anyone slightly stronger to be my opponent?"

Usagi-chan is shy, soft, and easily flustered. Okami-kun is the complete opposite—bold, shameless, and always teasing her just to see her blush. For two years, he has chased her, adored her, and pushed her limits—always stopping before she pulled away. But now, things are different. They’ve moved in together. No more curfews. No more goodnight texts. Just the two of them, alone, under one roof. For Usagi, it’s exciting—terrifying, even. Because she knows Okami too well. His patience? Paper-thin. His hunger? Endless. And the way he looks at her now… How long before her wolf finally catches his bunny? _____________ https://linktr.ee/AkitoKurogane

In an age when the battle-scarred remnants of history gradually turn to cold dust, I open the ancient texts that record the Outer Gods—blasphemous, maddening, delirious words like the ravings of a lunatic—and within my clouded gaze, my fate begins to emerge. War will descend upon the world once more. Kingdoms and races shall be overturned and reborn in blood and fire. All living beings will wail for their suffering and fate, and the war shall never end. Beneath the flames of faith and profit, no one is innocent, and no one will be spared. Listen closely, Jeanne. Beneath my feet lie two paths. On one, I shall abandon reason and follow your justice, offering my soul, for I have become your knight. On the other, I shall curse all things with the madness and hatred of the Outer Gods. The flame shall be extinguished, life shall no longer shine, and all shall drift toward the end in ruin—for I was once a black sorcerer, a madman who communed with beings beyond...

"Sorcerer Elite" follows Kai'len Imperia, in a world where medieval warfare collides with WW2-era sorcery, aspects, and supernatural forces. Tragedy looms in every corner, the enemy murmurs doubts into the faithful questioning what they believe in, is their faith that fragile? Do you believe everything you see, hear, and read? This is a tale of burning sacred texts, unspeakable horrors, and foreboding prophecies. When the unknown strikes, and mana runs dry, sometimes all that’s left is an old shotgun, a rusty knife and sheer will. Step into the world of Eschalon and follow Kai'len’s harrowing path to becoming a "Vereigh Vower"—the Bounded Ruler's Vow.

Sure! Here is the translation of the given text: "Dreamer, I am just a piece of emotionless wood, a withered tree that cannot encounter spring, and does not understand the feelings of the world, the love between people. Except for you. Only you. The first part of this text is cheerful, while the second part is painful. 'Not long for this world, because there is no deeper emotion left. From now on, no one in this world will be able to show the slightest sentiment on Wen Meng's face.' What Wu Jiu said is indeed correct; the truths of this world really are: the strongest will face humiliation, and deep love cannot last."

Text messages. Death threats. It all adds up. 18-year-old Evette Steele starts receiving cryptic texts from an unknown number. The messages become more threatening with each passing day. Desperate for answers, Evette starts to connect the dots, realizing the sender knows far more about her than they should. Evette must confront the terrifying truth that someone is out to get her—and they won't stop until she’s gone.

Elara never believed in magic—only in the strength of steel and the heat of the forge. But when a mysterious rune appears on her arm after her father's death, everything changes. Ancient texts speak of Rune-Forging, a lost craft capable of shaping destiny itself. A prophecy whispers of a darkness rising from the Shadowlands, threatening to consume Aethelgard. And Elara, an apprentice blacksmith, might be the kingdom’s last hope. To master her newfound power, she must navigate treacherous court politics, hidden agendas, and the looming war that could doom them all. But the deeper she delves into the past, the more she realizes: the darkness isn’t just coming—it’s already here. Will she forge the future, or will Aethelgard fall to ruin?

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

"Some connections are written long before two hearts ever meet." Arjun never believed in fate, just another lost soul buried in the noise of textbooks and deadlines. Ayesha was a quiet storm, hiding a fragile heart behind glowing smiles and disappearing messages. They were just two strangers, separated by borders, bound by pixels on a screen. But what starts as casual texts in the dead of night slowly turns into something neither of them can explain. A bond stitched through unseen heartbeats. A love whispered through endless silences. But every heartbeat carries secrets... and some secrets are too heavy to cross the distance. When time begins slipping through Ayesha's fingers, Arjun finds himself caught between holding on or letting go. Will their hearts find each other in the silence or will destiny write their last message before they ever meet?

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

Selene Hawthorne is an outsider at Blackwood Academy, a prestigious school known for its dark history and whispered rumors. When she stumbles upon a hidden library of forbidden texts, Selene is drawn into the school’s dangerous underground society. As she uncovers secrets about her own family’s connection to the school’s past, Selene must navigate betrayal, power struggles, and the haunting pull of a world she never intended to join. In a place where knowledge can be both a weapon and a curse, Selene will have to decide how far she’s willing to go to uncover the truth.

Can you spot something in the wall of text? though there is nothing there, who knows? you might find something, or I'll fulfil my goal. of wasting people's time since it'll amuse me a little. Anyways, your choice... it's just a bunch of hmms lol

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

What a funny story

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

Isla Everin was a failure. At Aetherspire Academy, where students summoned gods to battle, she was the only one who had never managed to summon even a minor deity. Others had called upon storm gods, fire deities, and war spirits, but Isla? Not even a wisp of divine energy responded to her. She was mocked, pitied, and nearly expelled for her incompetence. If a summoner couldn’t summon, what was the point? But Isla refused to quit. She spent sleepless nights pouring over ancient texts, searching for something—anything—that could explain why she was different. That was when she stumbled upon a forbidden summoning ritual, hidden deep in the academy’s archives. The text spoke of a god forgotten by history, a being so powerful that it was sealed away to prevent the destruction of the world.

In a world where mathematics and cosmic forces intertwine, Jake Vietnam was born from the Stellar Heavenly Child. Guided by the teachings of Kirk Weiler, the enigmatic author of the sacred eMath texts, Jake assembles a group of friends versed in the arcane arts of mathematics. Posting on RoyalRoad as well.

Nadim, an ordinary teenager, reads an unknown text, and his eyes are opened to a world he was never meant to see. Knowledge flows into him, but with it come whispers, shadows, and entities watching from the darkness. The door has been opened... and now the question is: can it be closed?

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

Al’s mind was never quiet—until the voices vanished, leaving only one behind. Then came the missing time. The texts from strangers. The reflection that didn’t move when he did. Something is rewriting his reality, erasing pieces of him one by one. And the worst part? It knows he’s watching.

At Shimakaze Academy, she’s the new girl who’s caught everyone’s attention—clever enough to skip a grade and now sharing classes with her older brother. Charming, mysterious, and with admirers aplenty, she seems like the ideal girl… but there’s one secret. She’s actually a he. Will he be able to keep his cover? And with admirers falling left and right, can he find love without revealing his true self? Find out in this funny, heartfelt tale of hidden identity, unexpected romance, and a touch of drama.

In the capital of the Tang Empire, a young scholar named Qian Liu spends his days buried in ancient texts and dusty scrolls, dreaming of becoming the greatest alchemist in history. Little does he know, his life is about to take an unexpected turn. After a encounter with a mysterious artifact, he is suddenly reincarnated into a mystical world filled with powerful spirits, magical herbs, and ancient alchemical secrets.

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