Dumb Dumber Costume

Roderic Vane is nobody—a frail, overlooked laborer scraping by in the shadow of cultivators who wield the heavens’ might. Weak in body and spirit, he’s resigned to a life of obscurity until a stroke of dumb luck lands him an ancient relic: the Dual Cultivation Path, a long-forgotten technique that promises power through the merging of yin and yang with another’s essence. It’s a gamble for a man with nothing to lose—a chance to rise from the dirt and claim a strength he’s never known. Desperate and determined, Roderic begins his unsteady journey into this forbidden art, seeking partners whose energies might lift him from frailty to something more. Each step along the path bolsters his fragile core, revealing glimpses of a world he was never meant to touch. But as he claws toward power, unsettling whispers plague his nights: "The dual path hungers." On the verge of his first true awakening, a cold dread grips him—what has he unleashed, and will it save him or swallow him whole?

[Warning: Mature content, R-18, Sexually explicit content. You can also skip the prologue if you want to jump straight into R-18 chapters.] LISTEN UP, YOU THIRSTY DEGENERATES! YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS SH*T? Forget all that watered-down, fairy-tale bullsht you’ve been spoon-fed. You still here? Well, guess what—you’re about to step into a world where the only rule is to fck sht up and survive. You got demons crawling out of hell and humans so degenerates, they’d trade their own mother for a shot at power. This ain’t no noble quest, it’s a f*cking bloodbath—and you better be ready to get drenched in it. Here’s what you’re about to dive into: • Demons so fine seductive they’ll make you forget what’s right or wrong—who cares when evil looks this damn sexy? • Humans? Hah! They’re more fcked up than the demons! You think they’re the good guys? Guess again, dipsh*t. They’re here to carve out their own slice of hell, and they don’t care whose throat they gotta slit to do it. • Battles so savage, you’ll be choking on blood—if you’re lucky. If you ain’t? You’ll be crawling through the mud, beggin’ for someone to finish you off. Spoiler: They won’t. • Lust? This ain’t romance, you dumb fck. This is raw, filthy, boner-breaking need. Warriors in the heat of battle, ready to fck or kill, sometimes both. And trust me, they don’t care if you watch. "Holy sh*t, I don’t know who’s worse—the demons or the humans!" — Some pervert who thought he was ready for this trash fire. THINK THAT’S IT? HELL NO, YOU DIRTY BASTARD! • Twists so fcking brutal they’ll rip your soul out and use it for target practice. • Choices so fcked up you’ll wish you never had to make ‘em—but guess what? Nobody cares what you wish for, bitch. • A world so black, so hopeless, even the demons are lookin’ for an exit—and there ain’t one, motherf*cker. FINAL WARNING: This ain’t a story for the weak, the clean, or the sane. We got gut-wrenching violence, straight-up vulgar dirty f*cking, and choices that’ll make you puke. If you ain’t down to get your soul violated, turn around and get the f*ck out. This is the point of no return. #DemonsWantBloodAndAss #WuxiaWithZeroF*cks #MoralityIsForTheDead #ThisIsYourNewHell Disclaimer: This story will ruin you. Side effects include sleepless nights, uncontrolled boners, and the overwhelming urge to f*ck, fight, and die all at once. Proceed if you got the balls for it—or not. Cover Art AI Generated.

I do not own any of the worlds or characters that are used in this self insert except my oc and I will not be 100% accurate to the worlds or characters. this is a combination of 2 games and a novel that i have enjoyed. Warframe...Starcraft...Costume made demon lord system ...and any world I will visit in the future in this self insert .

"Oh Lord Lunareio, you are the only one who can save our world." ... My name is Rikuya Takatsuki, and I didn’t ask to be summoned to some fantasy world with my classmates. But there I was, expected to be a hero and protect the Kingdom from Realm Eaters, dimensional monsters chewing through reality. Apparently, all the races summoned forth heroes of legend, which was sort of a shocker to me since it wasn’t the cliché "slay the demon king" trope. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. While everyone else got flashy powers and legendary classes, I was slapped with the FFF Auto Hero class—no skills, no perks, and no respect. The kingdom handed me some pocket change and politely told me to scram. Fine by me. I was all set on enjoying the easy life in this new world anyways, when out of nowhere a bunch of cultists kidnapped me, claiming I’m their prophesied god or whatever. They gave me a mansion, unlimited snacks, and zero responsibilities, so of course, I played along. But then my so-called useless class kicked in. Turns out Auto Hero means my body hijacks itself whenever there’s danger, turning me into some kind of unstoppable killing machine. Efficient? Sure. Ethical? Not so much. Now everyone thinks I’m this terrifying cult leader who takes down monsters, corrupt kings, and anyone dumb enough to stand in my way. While my classmates enjoy their shiny hero lives, I’m here in the shadows, leading a cult, toppling kingdoms, and pretending I have some grand plan. The truth? I’m just winging it. I mean... what’s the worst that could happen?

WPC NOV Winner *** “Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

This hilarious fantasy story mixes mythological figures, cosmic entities, and a wolf babysitter with just too much contracts on his hands. It revolves around a Monstrous—though, gullible—wolf, reduced to a babysitter and a magnet for bad contracts. Ruben—formerly Ravenswood—is a classic “grumpy but good-hearted” reluctant hero. He is powerful and fearsome, but his terrible decision-making and misfortune always puts him in some kind of inconvenient pact. He got captured by a Human, who later tricked him into a lifelong contract of protecting his daughter, Alicia—whose identity is shrouded in mystery—who also turned out to be a psychotic Yandere! In an attempt to flee the suddenly-catastrophic Gihon—which is earth—with the Human’s daughter, Ruben was obstructed by Pluto, who also tricked him into an absurd pact to slay THE Cthulhu, as the ticket to let him through the other world. Ruben urgently sought to escape Gihon, so he unwisely agreed, only to recall who the all-powerful Cthulhu was. It was too late, though. Successfully crossing worlds to Pison—another type of earth—our Fenrir was met with the “Queen of the coast,” also known as Leviathan—a severe pervert. She attacked and defeated him, but when he woke up, she had apparently made a Master-servant pact with him, in his sleep. As they traveled seeking human cities in Pison, our misfortunate wolfie encountered a godman; Jobina, the daughter of Job, the second of the seven mortal powers. Jobina—a masochist with a vendetta against Leviathan, and a tendency to turn everything into a competition—attacked him for being associated with the evil Leviathan, only to be soundly defeated. Shocked by reality, Jobina protested that she also wanted a pact with Ruben, so he’ll coach her to be powerful. And when the time is right, she’ll slay Leviathan! Our easy-to-fool protagonist, and his terrible life choices, agreed, recruiting yet another troublemaker he’d have to babysit. He only wants an easy going life without problems and crisis! The story has a larger plot, where Ruben—and his babies—constantly, “accidentally,” ruin Sarvest—the antagonist—plans. Sarvest is used to dealing with gods and cosmic entities, not an unworthy—yet effective—opponent in a bubbling wolf-turned-human. Ruben later meets what we would call God—a dumb teenager who only cares about entertainment—who also duped Ruben, using his kind-heartedness, into some kind of horrible pact. “The Silent Pact of a Wolf Babysitter” is a story filled with laughs, chaos, and unexpected twists. It follows Ruben’s misadventures as he navigates a world of cosmic powers, absurd pacts, and the challenges of babysitting a group of eccentric and overpowered individuals. With a larger plot involving Satanas’s grand schemes and Ruben’s accidental heroism, this tale promises both humor and a compelling narrative.

Kain Rivel was an ordinary guy—until he died and woke up as a sickly villager in The Blade of Eternity, a fantasy novel he once read. Far from the invincible protagonist, Leon Valtor, Kain is a powerless extra destined to fade into obscurity. But fate has other plans. Through sheer dumb luck and bizarre misunderstandings, Kain survives disasters that leave others in awe, sparking rumors of his “hidden strength.” Enter Mya Seraphine, the novel’s fierce yandere heroine, meant to be Leon’s soulmate. Instead, she fixates on Kain, mistaking his frail existence for unshakable mystery. As Mya’s obsession deepens and the world hails him as a legend, Kain just wants to survive another day—preferably without her carving his name into anything bloody. A darkly funny tale of weakness, misadventure, and a love he never asked for.

"Trapped as the System in a fantasy world, I’m forced to guide a Protagonist with MAX LUCK who wins by sheer dumb luck. But when he dies, I take his place—and his broken luck might be the only thing saving me from becoming the villain of my own story." The humor, and the darker twist of the System’s takeover. It leaves readers curious about how the story unfolds! reference ALL HAIL THE SECT LEADER. GREAT ESTATE DEVELOPER.

He Youran grew up in the countryside. Her father did not love her, her stepmother did not love her, and her grandmother was very annoyed with her. When she was 18, her father gave her away to the handicapped Lu Qingzhuo to cancel out his bad luck. On the first day she moved into the Lu family, she fell to the ground and almost broke Lu Qingzhuo's manhood. On the fifth day after she moved into the Lu family, she ruined Lu Qingzhuo's famous painting worth ten million with a cup of coffee. On the 20th day after she moved into the Lu family, she burned down the kitchen. Lu Qingzhuo, who could not move easily, nearly choked to death from the smoke. He Youran, "I'm really sorry. As compensation, let me treat your leg, okay?" Lu Qingzhuo, "…Is this country bumpkin wife of his dumb?" The Lu family heard the news and happily waited for the Lu family to kick Youran out of the family, only to find out that things did not progress the same way they expected them to be. The best hospital in Imperial Capital, "Professor He is the best surgical professor our hospital ever has." The number one school in the world, "He Youran is the most excellent student our school has ever produced in a century." Hua Country's virology research base, "Professor He is our department's highest executive officer." The most sought-after singer in the entertainment circle, "Allow me to introduce He Youran to everyone. She's my number one composer, Lan Zhao." Everyone who knew He Youran nearly went mad. A certain handicapped man posted on Weibo: [@heyouran, baby, when are we registering our marriage?] He Youran: [Huh? Didn't we agree that our marriage is canceled?] The Lu family, "..." How did the world transform so rapidly suddenly? Setting: Female lead: Seemingly innocent and scatterbrained, but truly possessed impressive powers. She was the creme de la creme in many fields. Male lead: Silent, reticent, loyal, and sincere.

"How I talk to my employees is not and shouldn't be your business." He started taking slow steps towards me while I kept moving back till my back touched the wall. There's no escape anymore. He pressed his palms on the wall, caging me in. I inhaled his intoxicating scent not wanting to meet his eyes. He slowly leaned in as I could feel his musky breath in my ear. "You defy me so much that I want to hurt you." With that he disappeared. The only evidence that showed he was here was just the sound of the closing 'Love? A mere word or feeling that makes us do weird and dumb things. I didn't want to love him. I didn't want to want him. I didn't want anything to do with him but the heart wants what it wants. He was my worst nightmare and at the same time my solace. He was my enemy and at the same time my friend. I hated him the most but at the same time I loved him the most!' ______________ Ivory Addams, a young waitress, is thrust into a dangerous world when she's kidnapped by a Mafia king who believes she holds the key to saving his son's life. As she navigates her new reality, she's faced with an impossible choice - marry a Mafia Prince or risk losing everything she holds dear. As she uncovers dark secrets and fights for her independence, she becomes entangled in a deadly game of power, love, and survival. Can she navigate this treacherous world and protect herself from becoming a pawn in their dangerous games?

A city gripped by fear retreats as darkness falls, the streets eerily silent, homes fortified against an unseen threat. How can any family hope to survive when the night itself harbors a nameless terror? When tragedy strikes one unsuspecting household, the question becomes not if they can survive, but how many will fall victim to the shadows that consume their city?

This is a story of handsome and aloof man who at the age of 20 became the youngest CEO of the Lu corporations. The cold and aggressive noble aura around him makes him look like a king. He is the mysterious CEO as well as the king of underworld with name of Devil. As lowkey as he is, he hasn't appeared on any interviews so not many have seen his face. He helps the government in difficulties and rules it. It looks like he owns the whole country? . . . On the other side the FL. Indian name Natasha Saxena Korean name Rhi Ning Xi But to him she was his 'Jaan' Lived in India. Parents died at age of 10 and big brother at age of 12. They left her their whole empire. She was the only heir of Rhi's and Saxena's. No one knew, the chairwoman of this Empire is 'her' except for the CEOs of different branches. _________________________________________ Do you like women?", he asked her with a cold face. "What?? NO" "Then why are you seducing them?", he glared at her. "I didn't do anything. It... it's her she...she likes me." Natasha stated with an innocent face. He looked at her in disbelief and scoffed. "What you don't believe me...I really like handsome, good-looking men", looking proud. ____________________________________ "Ruo Bei is this yours?" she asked pointing at her leg. "No, its Hai An's pet" he answered. She looked at him as if she saw a ghost. This animal was her baby's pet. "What? Are you fu#king kidding me?" It's a freaking leopard you dumb#ss _________________________________________ " Hey... what happened?" Natasha asked. "The stock of our company are fluctuating" Si Han answered "How did it happen? Who did this?" "It's him" Her face darkened. The assistant at the side shivered. "I'm gonna kill him" saying she left the company in large strides.

She's not deaf, not dumb; she can speak and even laugh. But what's the usefulness of talking when you can't explain your pain to people? What is the usefulness of smiling and laughing when you will later cry? Jean was a very beautiful and cheerful young girl, but she lost her mother at the age of nine. Instead of her father focusing on her and helping her forget the pain of the death of her mother, he went ahead and brought in his wife and children. Little Jean just wanted attention, trying to gain her father's love, but all her efforts were ruthlessly washed away. She regretted not having a mother and wished for her mother to not have died. She grew up alone, with no one to speak to and no one to make her laugh. Slowly, she started forgetting how to smile and how to speak; she even forgot how to show her expressions and emotions. She was a beautiful young woman with smooth skin that glowed like a doll. When she could smile, speak, and show emotions like a normal human, she wasn't the center of attention. But when she lost all these important elements of human life, it became easy to mistake her for a doll. The worst part was that even though people believed she was a doll, some perverts still wanted to take advantage of her. Just because she was now emotionless and had forgotten how to smile and speak, they thought they could exploit her. Oops! Don't be deceived by her angelic, doll-like appearance. She had lost all emotions and feelings not for them to take advantage of her; she was, in fact, a killing god. "Don't claim that! If it weren't for his timely intervention, that ugly Man would have been dead by now. But anyway, I will still go back to him; I won't leave him be until he's dead!" That was the letter she penned. "Jean do you want this store? just nod and it's yours" "the restaurant serve her the wrong food, Lock it immediately!" "Jean this is all my years property, please sign it, it's yours"

Having been confessed by the person you in love with must be a dream come true. That happened to me. However, I found out later that the confession is not meant for me but for my classmate named Kyzer. he’s handsome, rich, and popular. On top of that, he’s a top student. It all happened because of the tiger costume I am wearing . Feeling defeated, I went back home with a bleeding heart. On my way toward home, a white van stopped in front of me and abducted me. I was abducted because they thought I was Kyzer thanks to the costume. A series of misfortunes befell to me one after another. When I opened my eyes again, I found myself in an unfamiliar room. Then I become the subject of a weird experiment. In the next day, I woke up in my bed by a loud ringing and discovered some weird widgets floating in front of my vision. I learned later that the peaceful city I was living till today is now in an apocalyptic situation. Demonic creatures were running rampant causing chaos to the land. Using my System, I will survive in this apocalypse.

This is the life story of two clueless girls. A nameless maid knight and an indulgent princess. Pursuing their God-given destiny just like the other. Be brave yet so foolish. Be decisive yet so naive. It's their own thorny alley of fate into the brightest sunset of the end. Together they walk into the unknown path of life, either on their past, present or even future. May God be with them in every step and action. Protect them and their friends through the ups and downs of life.

In a fascinating world of Archia, people are born with mana/magic and they can use their mana after they make a pact with a spirit in the forest of life. Each person can have one of the five types of spirits, fire, earth, water, air and space. Our FL Cassandra Von Bonbourte is the first princess of Galendale kingdom and one and only in the whole kingdom who didn't receive any spirit, she was called bad luck, cursed ones who brings disasters to the people around her. She was sent away in an abandoned palace where she spent her child to young adult life until she was called back to marry the crown prince of Asterlayham empire, biggest and the most powerful empire who is rumoured to be super ugly and fat. 1. What her life would be in a foreign land where everything is unknown ? 2. Will her husband really is as ugly and fat as rumoured described ? 3. What secrets she will unlock about herself that are hidden deep in ? 4. And who are those people that are after her life ? [ stay with me to find out ] THINGS THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK 1. FANTASY WORLD : first of all, this story is based in a where everyone can use magic, has cute fairy like spirits, monsters, demons etc. 2. COOL, STRONG FL : as the FL was fend off to live on her own when she was young, she became independent and strong. She is determined type and knows how to do things right.( well, most of the time) 3. FLUFFY, SILLY ROMANCE : well! both main characters are dumb when it comes to love. One is a cry baby and other one is his nanny, one is shy and easily gets embarrass type and another is straightforward and sharp, one is a over thinker and another is also an over thinker. 4. Truck- load of DRAMAS : all the drama lovers, this could be your book as it is filled with them. 5. GOOD AMOUNT OF ROMCOM : you like misunderstandings, confusion and funny scenarios in stories, you should give it a shot. #. I will be uploading every two days.

On a day that should've brought answers for Samuel Scott, instead all he was left with were more questions. Saddled with the costume and abilities of the city's previous protector, Sam must work to protect the city and find the answers to his questions

When a zombie apocalypse hits the world on its National Thanksgiving, in less than 24 hours, villages, cities, towns, entire countries are wiped out. Gone away into the dust, to never be seen. Nah, they all emerge as mindless angry creatures that would destroy anything in it's path to get a drop of your blood. Zombies. Not just the regular zombies you see in TV. Not the slowpokes, dumb, crazied flesh-eating monsters. No, these zombies can see, smell, run, climb, they can imitate and God help us they understand and not simply imitate... What happens when these zombies begin to gain some semblance of intelligence? Every living thing evolves and if it doesn't; it's not worthy of being called 'living'. So when the remaining of humanity remains unmoving, stagnant but the zombies keep growing in mass, intelligence, strength; living. Living on the bare minimum, working your back, seeing loved ones day every single day, hearing screams of help from all around you but knowing how you couldn't do anything. This is a world where surviving wasn't... surviving. Living hurts. This is a world where even horror die-hard fans would rather not be in. For you to live, you have to be insane. And thankfully for one of our characters, they've gone insane.

In the peaceful Veril District, Rei, a 10-year-old boy haunted by the loss of his parents, is living with Aoi and her mother, Miss Lui. While recovering from a mysterious illness, Rei begins to experience strange, unsettling dreams and visions. One morning, Aoi drags Rei out to gather herbs for medicine, but the peaceful routine of their life is abruptly shattered by an ominous event. As the ground trembles and dark clouds consume the sky, a blood-red lightning strike hits the earth, heralding the arrival of horrifying creatures that wreak havoc on the district.As creatures tear through the streets and the city falls apart, Rei is left to confront the terrifying unknown—and a mysterious voice that tires to tell him something.

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

In order to revive her father, Tessa entered the castle to steal the legendary ruby crown. Caught red-handed by the Alpha King, who turned out to be her mate, she was given an ultimatum. Marry him and produce an heir! But Tessa herself was cursed, her husband was bound to die. Will the Alpha King suffer from the same fate? What happens when she falls for him, the Alpha King who swore never to love her? …… “Why…why are you still alive?” She inquired, her eyes wide and her hope dashed. "I am the Devil.” Elias, born to rule the werewolves, was said to be a bloodsucking werewolf. People claim that the death of his beloved wife transformed him into a sadistic, cruel, and tyrannical king. “How did you do it?” Astonished, Elias grabbed her hand and asked. “Are you dumb? This is just you falling in love with me.” Rolling her eyes at the absurdity of his expression, she answered. “No, I love only my wife.” She fell first, then he fell harder.

Warning: -Sexual content- Dual Cultivation ( pure fertilization ) -Not a Simp Mc -Op Mc, powerful system -I don't give a fuck you are dying, Type MC -Narcissist, Egoist Mc but not that mentally weak to react immediately #Book supports game element: - 500 Powerstone = 1 lottery for MC - 50 Golden ticket = 1 lottery for Mc - Holiday theme special plotlines. Cover: Thanks Miso_Hen ——— Ah! Here we go again, another edgy villain novel that haunts the protagonist, aka, the chosen son of heaven. Tsk! Such a cliche! Constantly used plotline with repeated storyline. Hunt the protagonist with a Jade like beautiful sister and steal his sister after 50 chapters milking his luck. Hunt the protagonist with this cheat, hunt the protagonist with that cheat. --- Beta: Ahhh! Damn it... When will the good day come? Author: Well, don't ask me, I just got here. Beta: Fuck it! I want a good story. Author: Junior, trust this senior, this is a good one Beta: Arggh! Shut up! I hate it. Author: courting death! Go and ask Yama how good this is. Beta: Y-You, how dare you? Author: I will give you 10 breaths of time, cripple your cultivation, and scram!! Beta: Good! Very Good! Author: *Raises his eyebrows and turns beta into useless dust particles* ----- Chad: senior, I have been enlightened, I wish to know more about what you have in this ancient script. Author: ah! An intelligent and wise junior, you have raised a very good question. Here are things this forbidden ancient script contains. •Sinful activity: this book contains the profound sinful activity of balancing the Yin and Yang, by, shoving the mighty Yang rod in the Yin Hole. •System - MC relationship: fuck... Ahem* Ahem* sorry for tongue slip. Forget the classic old system, here take this hot waifu tsundere system. ( not that edgy ) •Steal everything: junior! Are you tired of Mc only stealing the jade beauties that were created for the protagonist? Well, let's process further and add the Protagonist's mother, aunt, and sister, into Mc's harem. Chad: oh! The senior really blessed me with such a divine forbidden Scripture, here take my money and give me the chapters. Author: oh! Ho Ho! I haven't finished yet. Here are a few more. •Cold, ruthless, protagonist: sorry, but, he will even kill the child as long as he gets something in return. Throw; morality and humanity out the window. ( not a classical ‘Villan’ who only hunts the protagonist. The story doesn't just revolve around hunting the chosen one, ) •Just because you are a heroine doesn't mean, you can step on my head, know your place. Mc will even kill the heroine if they bother him. Chad: Say no less senior, from today onward, I will join your sect and follow you till I die. * Kneels and accept author as his master * Author: Very well, here is the key to join my sect. https://discord.com/invite/QaCzkvHsuN https://discord.com/invite/tknrUfPfrb https://dsc.gg/culturesect Chad: Thanks senior, I will join the sect immediately. Author: I see great potential in you junior, trust me, you will go way forward. Chad: You honor me with your words senior, please, let me read the forbidden Scripture that is banned by the heavens. Author: say no more! ——— Tags: OP MC, SYSTEM, HAREM, ACTION, ADVENTURE, THREESOME, Not so dumb Mc, Ancient treasure, Edgy writing, I don't give a Shit -Mc, not my problem- Mc, powerful battles, dual cultivation, diverse race harem, Evil Mc.

Throwing together a makeshift costume, he races to the city’s rooftops, where he confronts Cyber Fist. The villain laughs. "You? A hero? Don’t make me laugh!" Dudu barely dodges an energy punch, countering with a surprise energy blast. "I don’t know how to fight… but I’ll figure it out!" he declares. https://chatgpt.com/

Warning: Adult Content R18+ Tags: Reverse Harem, Beastmen, Comedy, Transmigration. To fend off her pursuer, Wen Shi traveled through different realms to find the constellation that holds her ticket to godhood. Living different personas with one tangent point: Enemy of Mankind. What will happen to this foul-mouthed ghost with no inkling of romance after finding she stumbled on a world filled with shapeshifting men? And the gist? She had to incorporate their Yang body with her intense Yin physique to survive. "Yang Donor? Bullshit! Isn't that just a euphemism for a sperm donor with dumb theatrics?" Who will be bold to tame her wild antics and crude ways? Will they be able to claim this old ghost's heart? Disclaimer: Cover Image not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

Fujino Tetsuya, a convenience store worker and certified otaku, always dreamed of getting isekai’d into a fantasy world with overpowered abilities and a harem of beautiful women. When fate finally answered his call, he found himself summoned as the 665th Demon Lord, destined to lead an army of darkness against humanity. There was just one tiny problem—his so-called ‘ultimate power’ came with ridiculous conditions. If he wanted to use his abilities, he had to do something embarrassing first, like stripping down mid-battle or confessing his undying love to the enemy. For three years, he endured humiliation after humiliation, losing every single war to the legendary Hero, Loraine Lionheart. On his 999th defeat, Fujino finally had enough. He stood up, dusted himself off, and declared: “I quit.” Now, with the entire world in shock, the demon army in chaos, and the Hero utterly dumbfounded, Fujino walks away from the battlefield to pursue his dream of a peaceful slow life. But will the world really let the Demon Lord retire so easily? One thing’s for sure—things are about to get even dumber.

Sebastian has no magic, but through sheer trickery and dumb luck, he lands a spot at the prestigious Elorian Institute of Magic. His parlor tricks earn him a cult-like following, a noble rival, and a duel he accidentally wins—by tripping and landing a devastating punch-kick combo. Now, paranoid students believe he’s using forbidden demonic magic to summon an army of demons (spoiler: he’s not). With conspiracies spiraling out of control, Sebastian must fake it till he makes it—or be exposed as the greatest fraud in academy history.

Billionaire Jack Raymond’s life becomes a chaos when he discovers he has a secret child, Ivy, with his former one night stand, Blue Simon. Blue’s past and present collide as she lives an awful life of fear, and full of secrets that could be life-threatening. Her baby daddy’s wife, Myrtle, will do all it takes to maintain her grip on Jack and his empire. Jack, laid between his loyalty to Myrtle and his love for Blue and Ivy, is faced with hard pills to take as he considers confronting Myrtle to stop her evil manipulations , therefore risking his Company and marriage, or playing dumb and allowing Myrtle to execute her plans thereby losing Blue and his daughter. As Blue tries to escape the dangers that come with her secrets being revealed, she is faced with more challenges as she finds out deeper secrets about Jack and his family. Jack must confront the consequences of his choices as he is forced to make drastic decisions that could lead to danger, betrayal and the loss of everything that he holds heartily. Will Jack choose his family or his Love for Blue? Can he find a way to resolve all the issues rising? Will he be able to balance his business? His marriage and his Lover, Blue, without having conflicts? Will they all be able to take in the secrets that will unfold amidst this chaos?

In the floating city of Brasshaven, where airships rule the skies and steam-powered robots serve coffee, 17-year-old Finn Gearwright is just trying to survive high school at Machina Academy. He’s not a genius inventor like his father, nor a prodigy duelist like his rival, but he does have one thing—dumb luck.