Vigilant Shit

// Feed… Devour… CLAIM! // Nine clenched his jaw as the system’s whispers slithered into his mind. His gaze locked onto her—burning, aching, starving—as he swallowed hard. // Indulge, Saint. And you shall fulfill… // His hands trembled. His breath turned ragged. "Shit." The Saint’s Codex was never a blessing. It was a curse—a cruel balance between power and damnation. To resist meant weakness. To indulge meant corruption.

In the aftermath of Judgement Day, Earth lies in ruins, overrun by obscure beasts commanded by Abaddon, the all-powerful devil who once ruled the depths of hell. Humanity’s final hope, Joseph Abrams—chosen by God and wielding the sacred power of Dovanity—waged a desperate battle for survival. Despite his heroic efforts, entire continents fell, though he managed to shield large regions with powerful barriers to stave off annihilation. But a dark tide rose to meet him—Fiendity, a twisted power fueled by worship of Abaddon, led by the ruthless Iche Clan and their formidable leader, Oba Iche. In a fateful clash, Abrams sealed away the Iche Clan, leaving only Udo Iche, saved by his mother’s sacrifice. Years later, Udo lives quietly with a foster family, hiding his heritage. This fragile peace shatters when affiliates of both Dovanity and Fiendity hunt him. In a cruel twist, Udo’s foster brother is captured, driving Udo to action. With the help of vigilant allies, Udo must embrace his legacy, rescue his brother, and battle the encroaching darkness threatening to consume the world.

“Shit, why this guy!?” Of all the unique characters he could’ve transmigrated as, it had to be the bastard instructor. Vanitas Astrea. A third-rate middle game boss, who was dismissed from the University after severe allegations, losing his teaching profession and ultimately, exiled from the Empire. “.....How did I even get here!?” Vanitas must now circumvent his way around this new world, confront his past, mend broken relationships, and prevent looming tragedies that would lead to his demise. —————————————— More illustrations in the server. Discord: https://discord.gg/zukKB2ppDp

A man suddenly finds himself inside the world of his favorite game, Brave Hearts, after a night of gaming... Mistaken for “Raye Alvah,” the ruffian second son of a duke, he faces hostility from strangers and is publicly disowned by the noble family! And as he pieces together his strange new reality, he realizes he’s living as a minor villain destined to be forgotten after being defeated by the protagonist! And now... "Fuck this shit, why did it happen to me?" He must adapt to survive in this world.

There are many strong men in this world. But no matter how powerful one may be, there is always a single, undeniable weakness—the groin. This novel consists of independent episodes, each featuring a different duel. Warriors who take pride in their strength and skill clash in fierce battles, only to learn a single, painful lesson: "Let your guard down, and you will fall." Once undefeated champions, deadly assassins, legendary fighters, and street brawlers—all of them stand at the peak of their might, only to be brought down by a single, devastating strike. When the unavoidable pain strikes, pride and power crumble in an instant. This story portrays both the strength of men and their inevitable vulnerability. What does it truly mean to be strong? Through endless battles, warriors learn the price of arrogance and the cost of a single moment of carelessness. "Stay vigilant until the very end. If you don’t… your downfall will be swift and merciless."

A cultivator with normal aptitude finally found a treasure that could change his life but to his disappointment, he could not directly benefit from it. *Warning* The MC of this story is goofy. If you are looking for a smart and serious MC, you will be disappointed. Also, my grammar is shit. If you receive brain damage after reading the first chapter, run. ----------- Upload Schedule: Monday-Friday. Weekend rest. ----------- 30 chapters ahead on Patreon, patreon.com/PotatoHero ----------- My ko-fi link is for those who want to support me. ko-fi.com/PotatoHero

Alessandro Santo Deluca the godfather of the Santo family. A mafia family is now taking part in the elections of Embroid Democratic Nation. He is trying to become the nation's head. The president of Embroid uses his powers as the leader of a mafia family using all the ties and connections he has but is getting stopped by all the other families and parties of the nation. Let's see how our main character Alessandro Santo Deluca a notorious godfather known by others for being ruthless and a piece of shit uses his acting and power to achieve his goals and complete his ambition.

note: i was going to go for "new life, who dis" for the title. but didn't cause . . . it tells nothing. also i am shit at Synopsis p.s this is not going to be serious at all. writing serious scene's aint my style. its like a half crack fic. ### oh no, i have died. oh no, i have been reincarnated into a fantasy world. oh no, i am a vampire . . . do i care? abso-fucking-lutely not. i may be a "monster" but that wont stop me from my goal what that goal might be you ask? getting laid. ### Our MC, a lazy, perverted high school girl (who might i add, is hella into Yuri), meets an untimely end after making a joke that the universe deem too shitty for her too live. (or maybe because she was too lazy? too mean? idk The universe works in mysterious ways) as her eye's flash before her eye's she had one complaint about it "damn, why was i bitchless" and that was it as her life was snuffed out due to her injuries, now only a dark void filled with nothing remained . . . . . . . . . light erupted into her vision as their eye's fluttered open once again. and they regret that instantly as the sun burns there eye's Disoriented, the mc realises that this is not earth. Why? Because a rabbit with a club the fucking size of that mother fucking comically large spoon, is charging straight at them, aiming to snuff that once re-lit flame out. the mc is definitely not going to die again . . . no, not just yet, a certain overpowered being needed some entertainment from her. but that doesn't mean she will get an easy life though, no . . . the entity's gotta make it an entertaining story to watch. so on her second death bed (a literal patch of grass in the middle of a forest in the middle of another world) time stops and a very familiar semi-transparent screen formed infront of her eye's (think of the screen from ORV or Solo levelling. something like htat) well done for being the host to the ULTIMATE DELUXE SUPER FABULICE VAMPIRE SYSTEM "is this a fucking joke? Am i a joke to you?" Yes "ah, i see" since the host is in danger and has not fucking clue how to fight "hey, i took karate when i was 10!" . . . noted . . . since the host has a fighting ability THAT IS NOT ON THE LEVEL to combat the enemy at this very moment. the system will take over host body temporally. "wait what!?!?" :) ### Warnings i am not, a good writer. perverted mc maybe harem (i dislike harem cause usually any time there is a harem, each member is bland as fuck, so most is gonna be 3 other people) do not take this seriously, this might as well be a crack fic with no fic and toned down a couple levels. OP mc the mc will get item's/powers of characters from different anime's/show's/movie's. no characters though. took ideas from some manwha (cough cough solo leveling) and a few others for the world. but atleast it isn't a carbon copy like most . . . all manhwa (like every single one has something from solo levelling in it.) (the world will be orignal, characters too. but the powers wont)

Give all these poor shit stains SSS-grade systems and make them kill each other HAHA. – Some asshole god fucking with Vaelion’s life (probably) -- All those reincarnation novels were bullshit. Or at least that’s what Vaelion figured as he found himself dying, lying in a pool of his own blood. All those promises for glory and grandeur, none of them meant anything if you were born with a shit magical talent from the start His family had abandoned him, his wife had betrayed him. Heck, after almost thirty years of life, all he wanted to do was close his eyes and die. When- -- You have awakened SSS grade Harvest System Regressing in 5,4,3… -- The only thing worse than reincarnating is finding out you aren’t the only one who has done so.

Shit Shit Shit...how can this be possible!? Shit I can't breathe (gasp) (gasp)...those things keep following me But what happened? I was at my desk and after finishing that game I was brought here.....(grrr grrr) Shit here they come it's pointless; I'll think about all this shit later The first thing is to get away from all these things

This is a compilation of my one shit. It's called shit because I think it is shit. Anyways, you can use it as reference if you're planning on writing or you can just copy my work and make it a whole story. Just leave a name of your work so I can read it.

AH! Shit didn't knew that being stuck would be this fun .

A college student, gets a system called the God Of Kinks system. Which allows him to turn anyone into whatever he desires without becoming one himself. Watch as he turns people into, Masochists, Cucks, Voyeurs...etc. NO NTR SHIT!!!!!! NO YURI!! ONLY NETORI [ By the way, the pictures used here are not mine. If you enjoy the novel, drop a comment or review, If it's a question about the novel I'll answer it, as long as it doesn't spoil the story]

A man who follows his heart without any sense of mortality, just does whatever he wants and doesn't give a shit about others.

“No matter what, never fall for the vampire king.” Kiara Whitman always knew her fate was twisted because she is the first hybrid, but things took a drastic turn when she was offered a contract marriage with the ruthless Valerian King. There was just one clause on the contract: "Falling for Adriel Valerian is equivalent to death.” But how could she follow such a clause? Her heart raced under his gaze, and when he spoke, her thoughts became foggy. It was clear as day that if the clause was meant to keep her alive, she wouldn’t survive. Unfortunately, Adriel, the vampire king, didn’t feel the same for her because he had his own plans for the hybrid princess; she was the key to everything he craved—his ultimate freedom from hell. He had sworn never to let himself fall for her because it would be messy; he had to be smart, vigilant, and stay in control. What will happen when Kiara finds out the real reason behind the contract marriage? Or when she discovers that she was just a tool for survival all along, just a possession to the vampire king and nothing less? Will she decide to leave for good or stay to find out her purpose? Or at least seduce the vampire king, if at all that’s possible.

After four long years, He Yiming finally achieved his goal: becoming a Sect Master. With the activation of the sect system, he gained access to incredible sign-in rewards and a game-changing ability—the power to summon souls from Earth, reshape their bodies, and turn them into disciples of his sect. Despite being weak and struggling to defeat even the simplest monsters, they brought chaos and change to the very meaning of cultivation. From suicide attacks to shit bombs they approached every challenge with a craze drive for more. Redefining the very world This is just a better translation of the novel since it's so hard to read for some people

This could have been new shit

DON'T READ IF YOU AREN'T INTO THIS SHIT. Anyways, with my barely half crafted knowledge about sex, I'm writing down my sexual fantasy to satisfy myself and if any, my fellow people.

The world is a pretty big place. But for Jumpers, people who can go to other worlds and planes of existence it's a small spick of sand to what they see. And a city filled with talking potted plants, whales swimming in the sky, and gangs all across the city who are all Jumpers. Shit, this is as normal as it gets. After all when the unordinary is ordinary, what excitement to be had. Welcome to Fini Hajimar.

Shits about to get real bitches!

A world where the Mc is reincarnated to complete the task god gave him

Dumbledore: "I'd like to formally invite you to serve as a defense against the dark arts professor at Hogwarts." MC: "Ehh me? Take post as a professor of Defense Against The Dark Arts!?" !!! (System: "Main Quest") ◇ Become a professor at Hogwarts. - Maintain your position as a professor until your third term to claim your rewards. (Warning: Failure to complete the mission and the contractee will be forcefully terminated. ) P.S. Please enjoy and survive! With love and concern, System. MC: Shit! What the fuck?!

A Book Created by a Lazy Author A Book to get rid of boredom Follow the Author as he tries to create a good Cultivation Story that may suit to your taste or maybe not. A kid just wanting to read some good novel and read some good shit manga suddenly wakes up in another room.......... Get ready for all the bullshittery that will come in your way Follow me through my journey. Please Rate my writing. Bad Synopsis but you get it. It is the cliche shit that we have all been reading or is it. maybe yes or no upto you to find out. Without further ado lezgow. Excuse my grammar as it might be bad I am too lazy to fix it sometimes

Hello, everyone, my name is Mercury Van Anguish, and to make things short I am reincarnated person yea... that right you heard me correctly jealous right hahah of course, you are who wouldn't. After all, I am a summoned hero destined to fight the demon lord, save the world, get the girl, and have a happy ending. Or that is what I would love to say you see my reincarnation was very special and very dangerous to me in more ways than one hahah... as a matter of fact please send help or maybe an SOS. You see I got the opportunity to reincarnate under the condition of being entertainment for Multiple ROBS In a way, this would have been good I might have gone to a different world with the proper and cliche setting but nope these ROB want a change of pace so what did they do. Well, it's simple they reincarnated me into a world as an offering to the strongest Evil Goddess of Mayhem Lilith an entity that is by no means good at all and has committed so many horrible crimes within this world just because she enjoys it and sees it as fun, in short, she sadistic and fuck up in the head. Well, this is my job make Lilith mine at all cost and complete all 100 hundred romantic tasks given to me by the Robs, and let me tell you this would have been easy if my wife isn't trying to kill me, discipline me, torture me and assassinate me. All because that is her nature and she enjoys doing it, my suffering is her enjoyment, and If I fail and let her leave the seal before a year is finished, she will destroy the world. So, yea this is a story of how I met your mother or die trying to meet her. "Merrrrrrrcury darling where are you?" "Shit she is coming and my leg isn't healed yet well later guys I got to think of a way out of this or be killed right here and now by my wife." "Awww... darling there you are it is time to say hello to Angel-Chan early today". "Shit, shit, shit, shit Shiiiiiiit!"

Jewels Voss is a mechanical savant, a space scrapper, and biggest of all, a mage. In a universe where gods have cybernetics to help them ascend, follow Jewels as she travels space and pursues wealth, power, and glory. In a place where mages can no longer use magic without the help of technology, will Jewels be able to follow the motto of every space scrapper worth a shit? ascendere per tech ascend through tech

Hwang Christine, CEO of one of the leading companies in the USA, is a devil blessed with the face of an angel. She built her company from scratches and now she is the youngest billionaires in the country. She has a past that has haunted her for most of her life. But, one fateful night after meeting a young, drunk man on the streets, she felt herself smile again. Maybe, a few Sparks around her heart too. Evan Wang, one of the highest paid models in USA, has a past he blames himself for. He regrets being born every single day. Until he met her. He felt alive again after spending one night with her. For the first time in years, he didn't regret being born. Theirs is a love that could harm them both. When Christine's past threatens to make a reappearance, will she let him walk away or save him with all she has ?

In the continent of Solasta, the peace of the kingdoms is threatened by the invasion of demons. In this unstable era, the prophecy of a hero destined to save humanity resurfaces, unleashing political intrigues, conflicts, and skirmishes to determine who will wield such power. The Church sees the opportunity to finally consolidate its power and fulfill its ambitions. From Earth, Rory, a passionate video game enthusiast, finds himself transported to this world, inhabiting the avatar of his favorite game character. Now known as Draken, Rory embarks on a journey to grow stronger, seek answers, and learn if this world deserves his help. He questions whether the humans in this world are worthy of his sympathy or if they deserve his cruelty. Draken's struggle for survival intertwines with the destiny of the world. Along his path, he will face challenges, make crucial decisions, and discover the true nature of humanity. In a world full of dangers and mysteries, Draken's fate will determine the future of all. This is my first time writing, I do this for pleasure, so any constructive criticism will be welcome. English is not my first language This is all basically what I got from what's in my head, my character from a game, then mix it all up with redbull and self loathing

A man just slightly past his prime, Lionell is an honest, hardworking adventurer looking to lead a simple life. Though things have a habit of complicating themselves, he does his best to stay prepared and vigilant, and he never does anything outside of his capabilities. Maybe that's why he sticks with the easy quests, and the easy quests only.

Raisodol Delsol or whatever shit name he has, was never him in the first place, because he just replaced a baby's body with his freaking soul! However, this baby is not just a baby. It is a baby of one of the most richest and powerful families of the Belzenia Empire! He can have it all! Money, power, fame, everything he could never have in his pitiful first life! He could be the most arrogant little piece of shit and no one will dare oppose him! Or so he imagined. Of course others with the same status can oppose him. His parents can even command him, let alone the royal family who can send you dead in the enemy territory. So would a commoner dare? No. It would be impossible. But what if that person is lower than a commoner? The No Background Hero he was enslaved with for who knows where she came from.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.