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Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break. The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce. He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form. After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird. One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world. _________________________ A/N: This story is satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away. Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.

To Love, To Lose, To Heal is a poignant journey through love, heartbreak, and self-discovery. It follows a soul who loved deeply, lost painfully, and is now left to pick up the shattered pieces of a heart that once beat for another. In a world where love is both salvation and destruction, the struggle with lingering emotions, haunting memories, and the weight of what could have been. Torn between holding on and letting go, between the past and an uncertain future, they must confront their pain, their fears, and the truth they’ve been avoiding, healing isn’t about forgetting; it’s about finding the strength to live again. This novel is a raw, intimate exploration of love’s beautiful agony, the wounds it leaves behind, and the resilience it takes to rise again. To Love, To Lose, To Heal is for anyone who has ever loved too much, lost too deeply, and still found the courage to heal.

There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons. "All fear comes from insufficient firepower." Don't believe? Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again? ... Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor. And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold... Stallone from [First Blood]? Jason Statham from [The Expendables]? Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best at using all kinds of firearms? Come on, all of these are nothing compared to Gao Guang!！ --- Finally, until one day, in the field of private military forces, he completely made the term "Gao Guang moment" became a professional term! Countless criminals, mercenaries, murderers, and private armed organizations would pee their pants at the mention of the name Gao Guang! "Hello, my name is Gao Guang." "I am dedicated to providing war-related peripheral services, including but not limited to force, arms, intelligence, and technical support." "As the conscience of the industry, our quality is trustworthy. Please don't hesitate, don't pinch your goddamn wallet, and make an appointment with my beautiful secretary as soon as possible. Warm reminder, we only accept cash." "Gao Guang, Your best choice!"

【No system, no Holy Mother, slightly dark belly】 One thought can fix the stars, one glance can pierce through the eternal cycle, and one word is the cosmic law. I am an ordinary person, but I am trapped in a chess game and played by the chess players. However

Thrown into the world of magic and myriad races, those of myths and those unimaginable, Ryan finds himself grasping for all that he can just to succeed at the second chance at a life he always yearned for. All the while a prophecy unfolds, one that no seer could have foretold. An ancient promise to fulfilled, a sacred oath to be broken, and the supreme wager to be concluded. --- What to expect: ...what? You seriously expected me to tell you? Ha! What a joke, why would I spoil my own story for you? Go read the book and find out yourself, geez, man. --- A/N: What do you think is magic? To me, magic is anything that gives me awe. Something that can make me feel, no, make me forget that the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows. Magic to me is wherever my imagination takes me, sometimes a crypt, sometimes into the space, sometimes leave me stranded in a room full of rats... yeah, just kidding... or am I? In any case, I ask you now, you who are reading this... what does magic mean to you? --- Schedule: One everyday Discord: https://discord.gg/sJ7XabXM

[Detecting the birth of a new god... Data traction in progress] [Alert! Intrusion detected: %*#... Data traction interrupted] [Divine Revelation Protocol activated. Initiating emergency replication. The Legion of Judges has been dispatched...] [1%... 5%... 33%... 99%] [Replication complete!] [Rebooting and reconstructing the world...] … Becoming a god feels like a grand deception. Instead of ascending to the heavens, you awaken inside a mere clay idol. You have become a god—yet only the weakest, most nameless one. You don't even have a body of your own. [Detecting host awakening... Binding process initiated] [Binding complete. Initial gift pack activated. Congratulations, host! You have obtained the talent: Tribute Hundredfold Amplification!] [A believer offers you a pebble. You receive a Holy Crystal!] [A believer offers you a wooden stick. You receive the Spear of Longinus!] [A believer offers you a harmonica. You receive the Archangel’s Trumpet!] Good. "From this moment forth, the gods shall heed my command. Who stands with me, and who dares oppose?" Seated deep within the sacred temple, you gaze upon the vast cosmos at your feet, looking over the myriad realms with serene indifference.

[Propose to Liliana Draven and get rejected.] [Success: Gain the All Affinity Crystal and God-Level Talent.] [Failure: Lose the system and receive… a handkerchief to wipe your tears] Veer braced himself for rejection, but to his shock, she actually said yes! [Ding! Task failed] [But a hidden mission has been completed. System upgrading...] [Would you like to merge with the Wife Doting System?] _______________________ Labeled as a joke for his “useless” Dragon Master Aspect, Veer never expected dragons to take him seriously—or for the School Belle to form a contract with him. And what? she’s an Ice Dragon? And her sister, the Dark Dragon, wants to be tamed too? Veer’s life just turned into pure chaos, and it’s only getting crazier! ...... 5 extra chapters for every castle 8 extra chapters for every spacecraft 12 extra chapters for every Golden Gachapon That's all for now. Discord https://discord.com/invite/auje95R4k7 Happy reading.

With the constant dark clouds and strange things happening, fear began to spread faster than he thought. “ your majesty…. What do we do? We have prayed to our gods and deities?” The ministers of the court room said in unison. The land was getting affected by the sudden change of weather and people staying by the ocean reported how wild the water was getting, fishermen did not return to their homes nor did their boats and those who were able to return from the forest, came with nothing. The land was going hungry and panic rises even more, the king wiped off the sweat that was forming on his forehead as he nervously looked at his pregnant wife and she back at him with more fear and she unconsciously rubbed her belly. He wanted her to stay back and rest but she was helpless and followed him to the court hearing, “ what is the state of the people?” The king asked the commander in all black and he bowed his head. “ My king, the seas are wild and the defense has been destroyed, the people near the ocean is now moving from their homes because there’s nothing left, we await your orders” the commander said with a bow. The king paced back and forth, something was wrong, they had prayed to the god of the seas yet the deity did not respond. “ open the gates!” He ordered and the commander followed up with his soldiers, What he did not expect was to see the whole people running to the palace. His frown turning into shock and replaced with fear as his eyes widened when he saw the ocean chasing the people with a strange creature emerging from it. The screams, the fear, the ocean and the roar filled with anger carrying strong waves with thunder and lightning, swallowing the whole land……. What is it going to be * matured contents, no rape* Like it download and add to your library and await for awesome chapters

What steps can someone take to recover their stolen bitcoin if the thief is knowledgeable about cryptocurrency? Recovering stolen Bitcoin from a knowledgeable thief can be a complex and challenging process due to the anonymous nature of cryptocurrency and the sophisticated methods that thieves often use to cover their tracks. However, with the right approach and the expertise of a specialized recovery service like Recuva Hacker Solution, the chances of retrieving your stolen funds can significantly improve. Recuva Hacker Solution is a leading crypto recovery company with a proven track record in blockchain forensics and crypto theft investigations. Their team of experts follows a systematic approach to track and recover stolen cryptocurrencies, ensuring that victims have a realistic chance of recovering their assets. The first step in recovering stolen Bitcoin is taking immediate action. Cryptocurrency transactions are irreversible, and the longer you wait, the more difficult it becomes to trace the stolen funds. Start by confirming that the theft has occurred. Check your wallet or exchange account to ensure that the funds are truly missing and not the result of an accidental transfer. Once confirmed, gather all relevant information, including transaction IDs, wallet addresses, and the timestamps of the unauthorized transactions. This documentation will be essential for the recovery process. Next, report the theft to your wallet provider or the exchange platform where the stolen Bitcoin was held. Many exchanges have security teams that can temporarily freeze transactions or block accounts suspected of fraudulent activity. Additionally, report the incident to local law enforcement or cybercrime units in your jurisdiction, as cryptocurrency theft is a criminal offense in many countries. Though law enforcement may have limited tools for directly recovering stolen assets, their involvement can add legal weight to your case, especially when working with recovery professionals like Recuva Hacker Solution. Engaging a professional crypto recovery service is a critical step in recovering stolen Bitcoin, particularly when the thief is knowledgeable about cryptocurrency. Recuva Hacker Solution specializes in blockchain analysis, tracing stolen funds, and uncovering the identity of cybercriminals. The process begins with a thorough evaluation of the case. Recuva’s experts will analyze blockchain data, investigate the theft's circumstances, and determine the likelihood of successful recovery. They use advanced blockchain forensics tools to trace the stolen Bitcoin, following its movement across wallets, exchanges, and other platforms. Bitcoin transactions are recorded on a decentralized ledger, making them traceable with the right tools and expertise. Recuva’s team leverages this transparency to track the thief’s wallet address and map out the flow of stolen funds. However, knowledgeable thieves often employ tactics like mixing services, multiple wallet transfers, or privacy-focused coins to obscure their tracks. Recuva’s advanced techniques and understanding of blockchain behavior allow them to overcome these obstacles. Their team identifies suspicious patterns and uses forensic analysis to uncover hidden links between transactions.

Dark clouds rolled over Entoria, and with them came a snowstorm and monsters once thought to be fantasy. Entoria was turned from a prosperous country to a tundra wasteland in a single year. After the bloodshed settled, a large sum of the survivors began to awaken supernatural powers.  ‘Originators’, they were called. These people gained the ability to manifest their Spirit into reality to fight back against the monsters which now inhabit the land.  Follow the story of various Originators 4 years after the disaster, having adjusted to life in this cold wasteland.  A story not for the light-hearted. 

Dangerous Omega Series #1 After dying in a horrific hate crime, Suki, a certified Fudanshi and a covert celestial fox spirit living in the human realm undergoes a mysterious transmigration. He was unwittingly transported into the very world depicted in "Their S-Class Affairs," an intense, hardcore and smut-ty BL manhua. The story that he was reading before his untimely demise. Suki, as the legendary nine-tailed fox, would have an easy and comfortable life if he possessed a body of a nameless extra. He could watch the betrayal and messy lives of the characters in the Manhua without throwing himself into the eye of the storm. However, fate proves harsh for a demon spirit like Suki as he unexpectedly becomes the omega husband of the enigmatic alpha and wild stallion ML, Bai Tingfeng. In the panels of the manhua, Bai Tingfeng harbors no affection for his vain and irresponsible husband. Suki, who now assumes the identity of the renowned model omega, Shen Yuan, knows this all too well. There's no way in hell that he can rely on the S-Class alpha's help in consolidating his new body. Since Suki can't acquire help, he doesn't want to be affected by whatever drama that the ML's halo would attract. Who would want to get all the trouble without reaping the benefits? No one. Shen Yuan/Suki decided to stand on the sidelines while munching popcorn, ready to watch the drama. Let Bai Tingfeng unleash his beastly nature and become the notorious f*ck boy in the city. Suki/Shen Yuan doesn't care about that. All his concern was to be separated from this difficult man! Will the husband and husband fall for each other? No one knows. Only the electronic billboard asking someone's WIFE for a coffee date would do the talk. #omegaverse #alphaxomega #MPREG #dungeons #magic #transmigration #powercouple #childraising #beast #nonhumanMC #supersmutBL #misunderstanding

Who would've guessed that someone you barely knows.. Knows more a lot to you than yourself?

She believes in true love. He doesn’t believe in love. But what is love, really? She is the epitome of success—a star people look up to and admire. To him, however, she is merely a business transaction, a partner chosen to enhance his status. To his friends, she is just a fool in love, a pathetic figure begging for affection. Then shocking news emerges: her first true love returns, throwing him off guard. He realizes he has been nothing more than a substitute for her first love. He should be angry, but instead, he finds himself overwhelmed by emotions he can’t express or understand. Is this possessiveness, or is he finally learning to love her? She is determined to return to her first love, but inside, she is torn. Did she really treat him as just a substitute, or did she actually come to love him? What are they supposed to do when love is a question mark?

When Cheng Guang woke up, he realized he had traversed to another world. He had thought his transmigrated identity would be the esteemed Princely Heir to the Duke, but he hadn't expected an additional (pseudo-) in front of it. It wasn't tragic, but it definitely wasn't great either, it was just very helpless. Cheng Guang had thought that being able to be a pseudo-Princely Heir was the biggest cheat in his life, but to his surprise, he was also bound to a system. This system was even more of a scam! It seemed to have bound him three thousand years too early! It started by telling him he had advanced to the Heavenly Human Realm and instructed him to confront the Empress of Great Zhou, who was also in the Heavenly Human Realm. But he was just a small potato! However, wait a second, the Empress of Great Zhou, years later, seems to be just a pushover right now? Cheng Guang became resolute and confident again, I got this!!!

The background story is that the protagonist, Lin Chen, was once a prominent figure in society. He was framed and imprisoned, where he endured hardships and trials, and made friends who shared his ideals. Years later, with wisdom and courage, he was released from prison, determined to reclaim everything he had lost. Upon his release, Lin Chen found that society had drastically changed. Some of his old brothers had betrayed him while others remained loyal. He decided to rebuild his influence from scratch. First, he sought out Li Qiang, a friend he had met in prison. Although Li Qiang was just a small-time hoodlum, he was fiercely loyal. Lin Chen helped him resolve his troubles and recruited followers, making a name for himself in the streets. He then led his brothers into various businesses, starting small and gradually expanding to a large scale. They defeated numerous competitors and established themselves in the business world. Along the way, Lin Chen met Su Yao, a smart and charming woman who fell in love with him at first sight. She provided him with significant support and help, and their relationship grew stronger as they faced challenges together. However, as Lin Chen's power grew, it attracted the attention of evil forces, among which Zhao Gang's gang was the most powerful. Zhao Gang was ruthless and stopped at nothing, trying to suppress Lin Chen through various means, including violence. Lin Chen and his brothers faced an unprecedented crisis, dealing with both Zhao Gang's pursuit and police pressure. In this critical moment, Lin Chen demonstrated exceptional leadership and intelligence, cleverly exploiting rivalries among enemies and allying with other small gangs to fight Zhao Gang. After an intense battle, Lin Chen identified Zhao Gang's weakness and defeated him decisively. This victory not only freed Lin Chen from danger but also made him renowned and untouchable in society. Subsequently, Lin Chen continued to expand his business empire while giving back to the community. He established a charitable foundation with Su Yao to help others, and their love story, after many trials, came to a happy ending. In conclusion, through his efforts and wisdom, Lin Chen rose from an impoverished ex-convict to a respected successful person. His story inspires countless people to pursue their dreams bravely, showing the power of justice and courage.

SHE KILLED HIM! BUT WHY? EVARA DAVIDSON IS GOING TO FIND OUT ABOUT ALL THIS NOT KNOWING IF SHE WILL BE ALIVE OR DEAD.

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When two contradicting forces converge, is it chaos or harmony? Is it fate or a flash of the unanticipated? And as the line blur we must ask: Is it real or just a figment of our adventurous minds? *** The world is closing in on Malia Baker. An all-time best selling author. She either writes, or she risks losing the contract that promises the peak of her career. Now just a step away. Plagued by the crushing weight of expectations, Malia falls into a cycle of writer’s block. leaving her drenched by endless emotional avalanche where nothing makes sense and everything feels flat. Desperate to rechristen herself and break free from the torturing paralysis, Malia falls asleep after a creatively draining day. But only to find herself in the mind of a killer, fueled with an insatiable thirst for revenge against his family. Davies Moore, tortured and betrayed by his family, has one clear goal: To watch the family tree go up in flames. but more than anything, to be the one lighting the match. He would stop at nothing to erase the Hernandez name from existence. But soon, A growing thorn keeps him torn between vengeance and desire when he meets Grace walker. A woman whose sudden appearance in his life throws it wildly off balance. *** The line between the author and character goes thin, and within that blur is a question hanging in the air: ‘Who are you really, Davies Moore?’

A true master of governance reaches a realm where they can handle heavy responsibilities with ease, turn stones into gold, and achieve near-miraculous results. With a keen eye on the world, such an official is like a god in their field. Xia Xiang has been reborn. Standing at the crossroads of his university graduation, he reflects on the missed opportunities of his past life and resolves to seize every chance in this new one. This time, he will chart his own path, starting as a secretary to the county party secretary. With extraordinary wisdom and unwavering determination, Xia Xiang rises through the ranks of the political system. He not only navigates the complex web of power struggles with ease but also turns crises into opportunities, transforming challenges into stepping stones. Every step he takes is marked by intelligence and courage, and every decision he makes is precise and well-calculated. In a world filled with both opportunities and challenges, Xia Xiang must face pressures and tests from all sides while finding a balance between morality and self-interest. He proves that a true master of governance is not just a symbol of power, but also an embodiment of wisdom and justice. Follow Xia Xiang's journey as he rises to legendary heights in the political arena, and witness how he ascends to the pinnacle, becoming a figure revered by all.

this "book" is just for fun, where I will asked 1 question per chapter. sometimes philosophical, sometimes stupid questions, and sometimes just random shit. you can answer and also asked questions in the comments.

When enigmatic CEO Diana Cruz mysteriously dies, suspicion falls on her loyal secretary Emily. Unbeknownst to all, Diana has staged her own demise to escape a sinister threat. Her sudden demise sends shockwaves through the corporate world. But nothing is as it seems.

A 16 years old boy named Leon, Wanted to become the best. he tries his hardest to improve his abilities to the limits. but since in the real world, becoming best at everything is impossible, he fails miserably. he loses all his hope and finally he tries to suicide, but the most beautiful girl in his class, who is also an actress, saves him. instead of being indebted to her, leon makes an another plan of committing suicide, and finally dies. or so he thought, but he gets transferred into another world of sword and magic, along with.... her?? What a lovely story, isn't it? No! He awakens in a breathtakingly strange world of magic and swords, a world that should offer a fresh start. But his elation quickly fades. He discovers his arrival is a catastrophic Glitch in the system, This world views him and Sarah as abhorrent intruders, marked for death. Only after reaching there, the leon come to know that his system is bugged. They found themself in a jungle which is surrounded by monsters. The same night they come to know that they have come to a world where all the humans want to kill them, leaving behind those humans who have come from their world like them. Stranded in a perilous jungle teeming with monstrous creatures, Leon and Sarah find themselves hunted by the very humans who inhabit this fantastical realm. With no cheat codes or divine guidance, they must navigate this treacherous world, forge alliances with wary strangers, and evade the relentless pursuit of those who desire Sarah's beauty and covet their existence. Facing unimaginable danger and the constant threat of betrayal, Leon must confront his past demons, learn to adapt to this alien world, and ultimately protect Sarah from the lustful eyes and deadly intentions of those who would see them perish. Will his journey lead to redemption, or will this new world become his final, inescapable prison? One last thing before you go~Can I ask you a favor? I need your help! If you like this book, could you please share your experience and write an honest review.It will be just one minute for you (I will be happy even with one sentence!), but a GREAT help for me and definitely good Karma I read every single review and jump around with joy like a little kid every time my readers comment on my books and give me their honest feedback!

As a popular female singer, Luan Yan never thought that she would participate in a dating variety show one day. What she didn't expect was that she would meet the person she had been thinking about in the variety show... She had only one idea. Sleep with him! F*ck him! Ride him! Make up for the love she had been missing before! CREDITS OF THE ORIGINAL NOVEL GO TO THE ORIGINAL AUTHOR. THE COVER PAGE CREDIT GOES TO THE ORIGINAL OWNER. IT IS AN 18 + NOVEL SO BE AWARE. IF YOU ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ER*TIC STUFF DO NOT READ THIS!!!

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Just as Ye Fan got dumped by a gold-digger, he received a call from the hospital. Little did he expect that, ten months ago on one fateful night, he and his crush Bai Susu did something unspeakable... From that moment on, he embarked on the path of a doting dad... Pampering his wife, spoiling his kids... Unlimited affection! "Hello, Mr. Ye Fan, your wife is about to give birth in the hospital, hurry over to sign the paperwork!" An urgent voice sounded from the phone. "What, what's going on, kid, and wife?" Ye Fan was utterly bewildered at that moment. ... Just got dumped, then his biggest crush came knocking on his door. From then on, he embarked on the journey of spoiling his wife, spoiling his kids, unlimitedly! They had a grand wedding, everyone in town joined in the love fest! As the saying went, good things should be shared together, not alonel! So, let's all enjoy the love fest together!