One Liner Pirate Jokes

Rumor has it that Big Boss Quan, a man of overwhelming power, was forced into a shotgun wedding overnight because of a baby. Rumor has it that his wife is the lucky cinderella in a rags-to-riches story. Hidden beneath the rumors, he is the "I want to turn over and be the boss!" "In your dreams!" On their wedding night, she drunkenly declared her sovereignty, only to be met with a starving tiger pouncing on its prey. "Sign it! We're getting a divorce!" Looking at the divorce agreement, he sneered, Raised his hand, tore it to shreds, and cornered her against the wall, "Liuying, what right do you have to ask for a divorce?" "She's back!" "What? You think you can push me away with a piece of paper? Dream on!" One day, the woman sighed with a troubled expression, "Ah, husband, people are saying you're the stepdad!" Big Boss Quan roared furiously, "I'm the damn biological father! If anyone dares to spread rumors again, I'll chop him! "

Jian Xuan, born without the Celestial Star, has been forsaken by both the gods and fate itself. Rejected by his family, abandoned by the world, and scorned by those he once trusted, Jian Xuan becomes a wandering cultivator in search of a purpose beyond survival. He dreams of one thing: revenge. When whispers of an ancient and hidden sect, the Forsaken Sect, reach his ears, Jian Xuan sees his chance for redemption. This secretive group is said to hold the power to challenge the very heavens and rewrite the laws of destiny itself—an offer too tempting to refuse. In his journey to find the Forsaken Sect, Jian Xuan faces countless trials, unravels the mysteries of the ancient temple known as the Forbidden Path, and encounters a figure who claims to be the last of the Forsaken. With this cryptic guide, Jian Xuan learns a shocking truth: to break Heaven’s Will, he must not only defy fate, but replace it. To become the master of destiny, he must first become its servant. However, his pursuit of power soon leads him down a dark path of moral dilemmas. With each choice, Jian Xuan must grapple with the consequences of his actions, torn between personal vengeance and the weight of his growing power. As the line between ally and enemy blurs, he realizes that even those who stand by him may have their own agendas, and some betrayals may be inevitable. In a world where gods play with the lives of mortals and fate is a cruel puppet master, Jian Xuan will have to decide whether to destroy the very system that forsook him or embrace it and become the ruler of all. The question remains: Can one truly change their destiny, or is the price of defying fate too great? The Forsaken Path is not one of easy answers, but one where power and sacrifice walk hand in hand.

In a world where cultivators reign supreme and power is everything, where the strongest are revered as gods. In this unforgiving world, a child named Diablo is born into an ordinary family, but from the moment he opens his eyes, he is nothing like the beautiful parents who bore him. His appearance, disfigured and unlike theirs, breeds hatred and discrimination. Abandoned by those who should have loved him, Diablo faces unimaginable rejection. Yet, beneath his monstrous exterior lies a talent so powerful it’s never been seen before—a force that could shake the very foundations of the world. Alone, betrayed, and scorned, Diablo’s journey has only just begun. But fate has plans for him, ones that will test not only his strength but his very heart. Can he rise from the ashes of abandonment to become the greatest force the world has ever known? The true monster among monsters is about to awaken.

When Bastion ran away from home at sixteen he thought he’d never care for anyone ever again, that is until he found a mysterious lamp on an unsuccessful day of treasure hunting. It soon turns out that this is no ordinary lamp but a vessel for Idriah, a powerful female jinn- a genie. Can Bastion face his feelings for her? Can he keep her from the clutches of the rest of the crew?

Growing up, Evelyn had always wanted to be a pirate. But being the only orphan girl of an island, working day in and out with no family to go home to, she was worked to the bone. She was done with living the life she was forced to for the last 19 years. She escapes and and in a storm awakens at the temple of a Siren Goddess. Unaware of a deal stricken with her absent parents and the Siren, she's granted a system. Now back on the island and with the help of a few friends, she's truly free to sail the seas. She soon finds out the sea isn't for the faint of heart as dark forces seem to be lurking in every corner of the planet in pursuit of all Sirens. On a mission to become the greatest pirate to sail the seas of Neptune, now she must seek out and save her Siren sisters. Evelyn is fired up the set the world on fire!

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

"ONE LOVE" tells the enchanting tale of Noah and Emma, two souls who cross paths on a seemingly ordinary day, only to find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Set against the backdrop of a bustling city, their journey explores the magic of fate and the undeniable connection that binds them. As they navigate the ups and downs of new love, Noah and Emma discover that sometimes, the most beautiful things in life happen when you least expect them.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Donovia A world of swords and magic. A world a we’re Mages’ farts can change the geography of countries and Swordsmen more skilled than Captain Levi molesting the Beast Titan, and to add insult to injury can run at speeds so fast that they take the “bolt” in “lightning bolt” and shit on it… Anyways our MC has been summoned into this world alongside the cliche group of Japanese class of highschoolers to “Save the World” from the Demon King. However it seems that nothing is at straightforward, or to according to the MC it isn’t… P.S. The image isn’t mine I just poached it of google so credits go to whoever made the image P.P.S. Everything (except the some of MCs abilities) in this story is my own creation. Even the shitty world-building is mine, however, i will Endeavour to improve it P.P.P.S. MC is kinda a bit Chaotic-Neutral kinda edgy. His bottom-line is low but not that low so don’t be surprised if he sees starving kids on the verge of death only hanging on because of that little crumb of stale bread they ate in the morning, stops, stares at them and decides that they aren’t worth it and continues on his merry way. No type of earthly morals gunna get in his way(unless he decides to) and also this is not spoiling so don’t get your panties in a twist.

** Warning!?! MATURE CONTENT!!!** One of the fiercest pirates on the sea , the legendary captain Thorne can raid a ship and wield a sword with the best. Woe awaits any man who desires to get past the tempered steel to the woman holding it. Lynnette Blackthorne a. k . a Captain Thorne sails the high seas with only one goal in mind: Vengeance against the man who murdered her sister. Nothing will stand in her way especially not a silver eyed rogue with the power to make her tremble and lose her wits to the madness of passion. ******** Everything that matters to Captain Bradley, his ship his business, his future has been stolen away by this beautiful buccaneer now holding him for ransom. His desire to kiss that smug look off her face is rivaled only by his determination to beat her at her own game. He's never encountered a threat he hasn't conquered, and no half-sized Pirate wench is going to break his record of victory.

Kai the main protagonis's parents were killed by a masked guy, the person who intends to end all human beings, after this, Kai decided to end the story of 'Supreme one', will Kai be able to kill him or will be defeated. No one knows until you read the story, will you be willing to read this long and boring story?? If yes, welcome to the world of 'destruction'! i am waiting for comments..

Banished after a failed seizure of power, Prince Kael is transformed physically and mentally, becoming the ruthless leader of a band of space pirates who ravage planets, but with a peculiar rule: don't touch women. His life takes an unexpected turn when he contracts a strange parasitic disease that threatens to erase his memory. In a desperate attempt to save himself, he steals an advanced AI, a conscious, invisible being, which becomes his assistant. Awakening after the installation, Kael discovers a new personality, total amnesia and a relentless pursuit by the space police. The AI reveals its origin: it was stolen from its place of creation. Now, Kael must confront her past, her enemies and the threat of her own mind as she unravels the mystery of her former identity and the purpose of her life. Spanish: Desterrado tras una fallida toma de poder, el príncipe Kael se transforma física y mentalmente, convirtiéndose en el despiadado líder de una banda de piratas espaciales que arrasan planetas, pero con una peculiar regla: no tocar a las mujeres. Su vida da un giro inesperado cuando contrae una extraña enfermedad parasitaria que amenaza con borrarle la memoria. En un desesperado intento por salvarse, roba una avanzada IA, un ser consciente e invisible, que se convierte en su asistente. Al despertar tras la instalación, Kael descubre una nueva personalidad, una amnesia total y una persecución implacable por parte de la policía espacial. La IA revela su origen: fue robada de su lugar de creación. Ahora, Kael debe enfrentarse a su pasado, a sus enemigos y a la amenaza de su propia mente, mientras desentraña el misterio de su antigua identidad y el propósito de su vida.

A lazy man drowns to death because of a random GOD's single drop of urine choose to be reincarnated in the One piece world as compensation with 3 wishes... how can he survive the world full of dangers? and what kind of adventures awaits him? AN. I don't own anything in one piece except for the mc.. this is my first time writing so please be merciful with me just writing for fun. English is not my native language

Sailing far and wide in the turbulent waves. Drinking and laughing amid the fire. This is the hymn of pirates! Tonk had a pirate system in his head after realizing he was in a different universe. He could assemble tuna death squads, buy ghost ships, install magic cannons, and recruit elf sailors via the system. This is the age of great sailing in another world. The sailboats invented by dwarves have become tools for conquering the sea. The hot weapons invented by goblins have changed the way of war. The arrival of Tonk has added a rich color to the history book of the other world. Those who conquer the land are Kings, and those who conquer the sea are Legends!

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Aero Skyhart, the son of a legendary adventurer, embarks on a dangerous journey across the vast seas to uncover the truth about his father’s mysterious disappearance and to find the fabled treasure known as Pirate—a prize said to hold the power to alter the course of history. Guided by an ancient map and a deep sense of justice, Aero sets sail alone on his modest ship, The Soaring Eagle, with only the wind as his companion. Along the way, he discovers a world teeming with hidden dangers—ruthless pirates, powerful factions, and the ever-watchful eye of the World Government, determined to maintain its oppressive reign. As Aero sails deeper into the Grand Line, he encounters a cast of unique and dangerous individuals: pirate crews, secret organizations, and mysterious allies. Among them is Captain Rainer Stormsoul, a charismatic and enigmatic pirate who becomes both an adversary and an unexpected ally. Aero soon learns that the journey to find Pirate is far more complicated than he ever imagined. He must not only confront the treacherous sea but also face the dark forces of the Cipher Pol—the shadowy agents of the World Government who will stop at nothing to silence anyone who threatens their control. With each island he visits and each battle he faces, Aero’s resolve grows stronger. Alongside him is the burning desire for freedom—a freedom that transcends the physical chains of the World Government and reaches into the very heart of the world’s greatest mysteries. Will Aero unlock the secrets of Pirate and bring about the change his father dreamed of? Or will he be consumed by the dark forces trying to keep the truth buried?

One day, high schooler Kaito had experience a time lag which turned his one week into a day. For him to filled up the memories of his week, he had gotten help from a girl that had experienced it before. During the journey, both of them had realized Kaito's week was not just a simple anomaly, it was something further than that.

Shou is a wealthy 16 year old in the country of Japan. He loses his twin sister; Nao, and her death causes nothing but loneliness and pain, but a chance in the form of a bloodied wall presented itself. A message from Nao calling upon Shou to come save her and Shou is immediately steered into the mission of finding his sister. He comes closer to that goal when an exorcist saves him after his search for Nao. Shou is suddenly attacked and the exorcist tells him to stop looking, but he pushes forward, driving himself to lengths his never encountered whether he steals, manipulates and gets injured to get her back.. but when shes finally returned more tragedy and calamity follow them, so how long will take for him to regret the decision of bringing her back.

In an unknown tavern on the Grand Line. Passerby A: "Have the results of the vote come out?" Passerby B: "Yes, there are two women tied for the title of the world's most beautiful. One is the Pirate Empress Boa Hancock, and the other is the Bounty Hunter, Thousand Faces Kiana." Kiana flipped the table and shouted angrily, "I'm a man!" ——— I’m merely the translator. the actual author is Nisa Ai.

When a mysterious tear in the sky thrusts Alden into a deadly realm controlled by the enigmatic System, his ordinary life is shattered. Forced to endure brutal Trials, he battles fierce Guardians and deceptive illusions, unlocking powerful abilities with each challenge. As Alden grows stronger, he uncovers dark secrets about the System and his true destiny. Unbound One is a gripping dark fantasy adventure of survival, self-discovery, and relentless determination.

Spinoff of the One Piece world created by Oda. 20 years prior to the main storyline of One Piece, a shipwrecked ragtag crew wash up on the shores of Swallow island. The first saga details the crew's adventures across North Blue, in the hope of getting strong enough to head to the Grand Line to fulfil there deepest desires. As a first time writer, I hope you give the story a chance and enjoy it. Warning: There is profanity and can get pretty dark at times.

The novel Enchanted narrates a tale of several fairies who are born in Swerver Land with incredibly strong gifts and abilities, but they are unable to utilize them until they reach adolescence. The supreme fairy is the greatest because he/she possesses all the gifts and therefore is unassailable. He or she must take all necessary precautions to protect the land because they are its savior. Discover who the next supreme fairy is and her personality; she and her two buddies could be amazing. Will she be able to stop the evil banished queen and then fall in love? Or will she lose everything?

"I'm not scared to dying, so why should I be scared of living" In the divine realm of Lordrixis, citizens are bestowed with an individualised "ethereal arm" on their fourteenth birthday, imbuing them with unique powers and societal roles. Young orphan Shun Xshasi's life had been nothing but a tragedy, the loss of his parents left him no place to stay in the world. with his childhood filled with fear, poverty and humiliation, Shun clings to a singular hope: that a formidable ethereal arm will alter his bleak fortunes. However, when the fateful day arrives, not a thing showed up, unlike every other citizen in Lordrixis, Shun stands bereft of any ethereal arm. Just when Shun was about to put an end to this misery, he recognises something that changed him forever, Despite the absence of an ethereal arm, Shun possesses something far more profound and singular. Shun has nothing else to lose, his life couldn't get any worse, but that might just be his biggest asset after all. As Shun pursues his avenging journey, he gradually discovers the truths of the kingdom, the truths of history, and most significant of all, the truths of himself.

Pirates, once the unchallenged rulers of the Ten Seas, now cling desperately to survival. Their dominance was shattered by the relentless expansion of the Navar Empire, led by the ruthless Admiral Clea, feared across the waters as the "White Death". Clea will stop at nothing until she hunts down the last pirate captain, a shadowy figure known only as "Greenskull". Meanwhile, 17 years old Ken, living with his mother on his home island now under the Empire's occupation, suffers a tragic event that sets him on a path of revenge, where he unknowingly unleashes the forgotten sails of a dark and ancient curse.

After meeting an extraterrestrial named Titan, the ordinary yet immensely powerful Terran, Atachi Gosaiblaze, finds himself transported to the heart of an incredible journey beyond all reality. Faced with the greatest conflict of Creation, our protagonist, born of illegitimate origins, must confront his greatest burden in order to one day become a Saikōzai, the title of the most powerful mortal in his world. Encountering a variety of individuals from all corners of the vast cosmos, Atachi's ascension will be as painful as it is epic. No limits exist; finitude only exists through the acceptance that there is one. Mixing the past with wars and conflicts on the grandest scales, discover the story as wild as it is surprising of Atachi Gosaiblaze, the one and only beyond all constraints.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

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