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Betrothed to a family she despite, Princess Hua desperately attempts to call off her engagement given by the emperor. Just as she thinks she’s found a way out, fate drags her back into the very life she wishes to escape. Can she fight her destiny, or is she trapped forever?

The Ji oh Joey Saga offers us a glimpse into life in a mysterious and perilous world. While New York City is often portrayed as a bustling metropolis, the city that never sleeps, it hides countless secrets and enigmas beneath its streets. The saga delves into a world where intelligent AI-powered robots aim to replace humans, shifting the technological balance, while creatures thrive beneath a vast, advanced civilization stretching from New York City to the Atlantic coastline and the heart of the Pacific. These creatures encompass a wide variety of species, from humanoid reptiles that closely resemble humans to hybrid Yokai beings with diverse appearances and personalities, reminiscent of the world of Undertale. One of the most prominent races is the demons, who ruled the earth for over a thousand years in "The Great Rift" beneath the surface. In the Ji oh Joey Saga, adventure, excitement, mysteries, and intricate conspiracies unfold, reducing living beings to mere pawns in a vast, complex game. It’s a journey into the depths of human nature and psychology. If this piques your interest, we invite you to join on these journeys. We promise to make every effort to keep it engaging, even though it will undoubtedly be a long ride.

“LOVE IS FOR THE WEAK“ she now believes. Bella finally managed to bring her long term relationship to an end after catching her soul mate in bed with another stranger. *********** i was … I wanted to just believe it was an imagination, but as much as I wanted for it to be it wasn’t. I’ve been standing here for over a minute now and they both still didn’t know i was there. Watching the love of my life passionately digging into another girl… I can’t even remember the last time he made love to me like this. ****** You bastard !! I raised my voice making the two lovers shriek at the same time. “Jesus” Ryan exclaimed jumping off the girl he was digging in like, she was a repulsive force. “Oh now you believe in Jesus?” oh my God bell it’s not what you think I swear he said drawing close to me immediately I wanted to discriminate and shout at him but the voices… the words hung in my throat. I just had one question on my mind. “why?” ***** ..._I know you might think me heartless for doing this, Bella ... but you also have to be considerate. I'm just a man, driven by my own desires and needs... I crave a fresh start, a new chapter in my life... and we both know our relationship was never more than a fleeting indulgence, a pleasure-driven fantasy. “I want a fresh start”. ********* A guy Bella had dedicated a good amount of her life time to… left because he wanted… “a fresh start?” well now from a angelic lady who believed in love over everything to a cold hearted woman with a determined urge for self transformation generally. Bella chases wealth and power being what she was dumped for but gets herself into games that seem bigger than her and even when left with choices she plays dirty to get what she wants.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

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She, disappointed by her own family, forced to marry a cold CEO. Him, always like a block of ice, not showing any weakness or emotions. Who'll win ? Who'll fall' first ? Author : " If you want to know the answer, then, read it ". XD

A story about the great Saint Joseph, which is the background of the Crucifixion of his beloved son Jesus on earth. A very beautiful and epic story about Joseph's position in heaven and a bridge of redemption connecting heaven and earth after Jesus' death on the cross.

Dans un monde ravagé par des monstres, Tanza, un jeune garçon doté d'une étrange bénédiction, lutte pour survivre. Entre pouvoir dévorant, alliances fragiles et un passé oublié, il doit choisir : préserver son humanité ou embrasser le destin qu'on lui impose.

Senior Server Felix stood at the front of the church, his voice steady and solemn as he greeted the congregation. “Our help is in the name of the Lord,” he intoned. “Who made Heaven and Earth,” the people responded in unison, their voices matching his reverent tone. “Today, we initiate new members into this divine and holy Order,” Felix continued. “Today, we welcome new brethren into the bosom of our Lord Jesus Christ.” At the back of the church, Louis sat on one of the few single chairs, his posture slightly slouched as his focus remained on a sheet of music in his hands. The title read, "Brightest and Best – Key of A-flat." 'Why didn’t Gramps give me an F or G? A-flat is so difficult, and I only have three days to finish it,' he grumbled silently, his brow furrowing in frustration. But he dared not voice his complaints. He could already imagine his grandfather assigning him even more difficult pieces—F-sharps and endless A-flats—as punishment. From the front of the church, a serene voice called out, “Harry! Step forward!” Louis glanced up, momentarily pulled from his inner musings. His eyes landed on a girl stepping forward from the pews. She had black hair neatly styled in a bun and striking green eyes that seemed to shine with warmth and composure. Dressed in a modest brown dress and black sandals, with a rosary resting gracefully around her neck, she exuded a calm, dignified presence. Her tanned skin and graceful demeanor only added to the aura of reverence surrounding her, befitting an Altar server. 'Sigh,' Louis thought as he brushed a hand through his white hair, his blue eyes softening with a mix of admiration and envy. 'I wonder what it’s like to be an Altar server. They all seem so pure and divine… and powerful.' Just as he returned his attention to his music, a calm, gentlemanly voice spoke beside him. “You could also be an Altar server, if you’re interested.” “Huh?” Louis blurted out, snapping his head to the side. But no one was there. “What in the name of Jesus is going on here?” he muttered, glancing nervously around. “At least you know my name,” the voice replied again, seemingly amused. “What?” Louis whispered, his heart beginning to race. "I'm certain you will be a good server," the voice said, calm yet enigmatic. Louis narrowed his eyes, still searching for its source. "Who are you?" "I have many personalities. I have many names," the voice replied with an air of mystery. "It’s your choice which one you accept." "You’re not making any sense," Louis muttered, growing more unsettled. "Blessed are those who have not seen but believed…" Before Louis could respond, his vision blurred, and the world around him seemed to melt away. He jolted awake, gasping for air. His hands clutched the crumpled sheet of music, its corners bent from his restless grip. His head teetered precariously over the edge of his bed, a faint ache in his neck reminding him of the awkward position he’d been in. "Holy Mother of Jesus!" he exclaimed as he lost his balance, tumbling off the bed in a heap of blankets and scattered papers.

In the world, humans aren't alone.Angels,demons,witches,faes, fairies and other Supernatural beings live amongst them in secret. A baby girl is born with powers that no one can comprehend and people have sacrificed a lot to keep her safe but now she's coming of age and her powers are awakening and now the Supernatural beings either want her dead or want her for the powers she brings. People fear to act but three great factions, the witches, the werewolves and the vampires bear no fear and come to an agreement to send an individual each of their own to get the job done and attain their desires. Follow Isabella's journey and let's see how this story unfolds.

From the dawn of creation, I watched as the masterpiece of My hands humanity walked a path of glory and rebellion. I saw Adam and Eve breathe their first in Eden, only to trade paradise for exile. I witnessed their descendants fall deeper into sin, yet I never turned away. My heart ached with every failure, yet I reached out in love with covenants, prophets, and promises of redemption. Now, in the fullness of time, the ultimate plan unfolds. I, the eternal Word, take on flesh, becoming one with My creation as Christ. From the cradle in Bethlehem to the cross on Calvary, this is My journey to bridge the chasm of sin, to redeem those I have loved from the beginning. Through betrayal, miracles, and the sacrifice of My Son, I lay bare My heart for the world to see a story of grace, justice, and love beyond measure. Will humanity recognize My version of the Christ, the perfect fulfillment of My promises, or will they turn away, as they have done before? This is not just a story of salvation it is the story of your salvation, seen through My eyes. Enter into My narrative, and discover the profound truth of who Christ is and what He means for the world. Welcome to The Version of Christ where divinity meets humanity, and the greatest story ever told begins anew.

La historia se sitúa en Eridoria, un reino de contrastes y belleza, donde la capital, Eldrid, destaca por su vibrante vida cultural y su entorno natural. los Guardianes, valientes guerreros, son los protectores de la paz. En un mundo donde el amor y la bondad son poderes tan poderosos como temidos, un ser oscuro se alza y arrebata el don de amar a su víctima, sumiendo su corazón en la desesperación. Con su linaje extinto y su razón para luchar desvanecida, nuestro protagonista se enfrenta a la cruda realidad: la historia que siempre le contaron está plagada de mentiras. A medida que desentierra secretos y confronta la verdad oculta, descubrirá que la oscuridad que lo rodea es más profunda y aterradora de lo que jamás imaginó. ¿Podrá encontrar la fuerza para renacer del abismo y desafiar su destino? Eryndor, un joven herrero de 19 años, vive en Eldrid,quien con su mejor amigo Arin. movidos por la curiosidad y el deseo de descubrir algo extraordinario,descubren un libro antiguo con símbolos extraños. Al tocar el libro, desatan una serie de eventos que los sumergen en la oscuridad, marcando el inicio de una serie de cambios y aventuras que alterarán sus vidas para siempre.

WHY DID JUDAS BETRAY JESUS? A short question that requires a difficult answer with a long explanations

"Ahh, uhm, ahhh! Oh my god!" I gasped, my hands clawing at the damp sand beneath me. "Jesus Christ, stop moving." Nathan’s voice was sharp, edged with an authority I didn’t dare question. His brows furrowed in concentration as he knelt between my trembling legs, one hand gripping my thigh

The story follows teenager Akira Alaire, a 16 years old Canadian female Mafia member working for a Mafia group. She is known as the girl who disappears by her few but influential fellow Mafia members. Despite being a cold ruthless killer. She is super shy and struggles to hold a conversation on her own. But when she is in the middle of a battle it's almost as if there is another personality deep within her, hiding until the time is just right. When the story starts she has been working for her boss for almost 2 years. Her parents were also involved in the mafia but were not as powerful as their daughter. As her 17th birthday is coming up. A man almost halfway across the world sends his henchmen to kidnap her and bring her to him. Claiming they both have been blessed by God’s child Jesus. Why is this mysterious man interested in her and claims her to be blessed by Jesus? Follow her around to see her involve herself more and more in the complicated politics of the underground. And also see who the other 5 individuals are who have been "Blessed By Jesus"

Due to being accidentally bound by a pact, Emily and Christ are forced to meet often. But they don't know that a secret will make their relationship chaotic. He is a nice guy. I know he treats me well just to make someone happy. But slowly I started to fall for him.When I realized my feelings, he came to introduce his fiancée. ~ Emily ~ I don't know why, but when I first saw that woman, my heart started beating faster. I feel like I've known that woman for a long time. I once asked my friend if I had ever experienced amnesia so that maybe I forgot someone in my past. Because I had an accident before. I have to find the reason why my heart beats faster when I'm with that woman. ~ Christ ~ Finally I met a good man. I want that grown man to accompany me. I want to be like my friends, they have a grown man who is always there to protect them. ~ Abigail ~

A Jew named Yeshua ben Yousef (Jesus) begins to draw the attention of the high priestly castes of Yerushaláyim called Sanhedrim, who plot his death in the middle of Pesach, the most important event of the year for the Jews, however, Pilatus, who will judge the Rabbi of Galilee owes him an immense favor, because Yeshua had healed his son, Pilus and his wife Claudia Procla, a secret disciple of Yeshua tries to save her life by preventing her husband from taking part in the diabolical priestly plot, being threatened by Kaiafa who will represent him in Rome and could lose his office as Prefectus of Rome in Judea, having to condemn a just man with complete injustice.

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In this slice of life ahistorical medieval story, there are three main settings and pairs that you will follow. First is a prince and the bard, who live in Northern Wales on the kingdom of Gwynedd. The prince struggles on the case of thinking that he is no one of importance. A shadow of his brother. Someone to pay lip service to. Even his father had not cared for him. The only sense of him giving attention is to give him a warden, a bard who has been in his court for a while. Although friendly, this musician of his was keeping secrets, and as the curious child he was, he wants to unravel them all. On Mainland Europe, we follow a landgrave and a burgrave. Two friends that have been together for a while, yet were on different sides. They may have fought, yet their relationship was not broken by it. Even in such severe tribulations, they still are tied together. However, the people outside of this relationship, will they force them once more? Punish them for God knows what? Perhaps, even, finally separate them from each other? Finally, on the once richest part of Rome, you will see a doux and a kephale. There was immense threat, either from outside or inside their own lands, the blade of their enemies becoming sharper. Diplomacy helps, but it doesn't solve the problem. However, what happens if the imperial ruler dies unexpectedly, when all of this was happening? Can they survive through it? Or will they use this opportunity to take the throne for themselves? Only the hands of fate will tell what will happen through this mess.

"NOVAAAA!" She yelled from downstairs, while I jerked. The thumping sound on the stairs, was just two steps away to - the door wide open, she was looking furious, uh-oh! LIFE is beautiful, only if you play by rules. Decision you choose will lead you to the path of your DESTINY, destiny which somehow is chosen by you. So there is nothing to cry about or laugh about! Maren, the girl who is the DIVA of the school, eye candy to every handsome guys, and the parties life! Just the way I wanted my life to be. "This is your LAST YEAR of high school and you are late again! I am so not surprise with this behavior." Ugh, give me the knife, he would NOT be breathing right now! * * * This is the only way I guess, to be what I WANTED! Who thought, this would END like this! What THE heck, where am I ? How come she, she is- And things get more INTENSE as she doesn't TELEPORT when she felt she should have! Did she BREAK a rule? And if so, what it was? And how can she clear the MESS? Will she ever get in the Cambridge University!? Or she will be STUCK here forever and make her life a living nightmare!

This book is written to tell it's reader about the coming of our Lord Jesus and how to prepare for His arrival

Sinopsis: Doni, seorang YouTuber terkenal dengan jutaan pengikut, tiba-tiba terpilih menjadi presiden setelah rakyat memutuskan untuk mengakhiri dominasi politikus konvensional yang dianggap terlalu formal dan jauh dari rakyat. Dengan pendekatan yang unik, Doni menolak tradisi protokoler. Ia tetap membuat konten vlog dari kantornya, mengundang rakyat biasa untuk "collab," dan bahkan mengubah sidang kabinet menjadi ajang prank. Di tengah sorotan tajam dan kritik dari para elite politik, Doni justru mulai membuktikan bahwa pendekatan populernya mampu menghasilkan perubahan nyata. Program-programnya yang berbasis aspirasi langsung dari rakyat membawa dampak positif di sektor pendidikan, kesehatan, dan kesejahteraan sosial. Namun, keberhasilannya mengusik para elite politik yang merasa terancam. Mereka mulai menyusun rencana kudeta untuk menyingkirkan Doni dan mengembalikan sistem lama. Dalam pergulatan antara mempertahankan jati diri atau bermain sesuai aturan politik yang keras, Doni harus memilih: apakah tetap menjadi dirinya yang apa adanya atau beradaptasi demi menyelamatkan rakyat yang sudah mempercayainya?

In the year 2094, humanity united under the TWG (The World Government), achieving a utopia where war, discrimination, and division became relics of the past. This newfound unity propelled technological advancements, leading to interstellar exploration and unprecedented scientific achievements. The pinnacle of this era was the RE: LIFE project, where humanity played god by creating and enhancing lifeforms, shaping them into obedient servants of human will. However, this Golden Age marked the genesis of mankind's greatest folly. The emergence of the Maggie Virus, a pathogen capable of infecting and transforming all biological life into hyper-evolved entities with terrifying abilities; plunged humanity into a millennium-long war for survival. As the infected, known as the Maggie, grew stronger and more adaptive, humanity fought back with the Appros project: android goddesses forged from an extraordinary alien alloy, Eros, that could absorb and channel the life force of human males. Though the Appros offered a solution, the vast potential of the Eros material fractured humanity’s unity. Greed and ambition birthed the TCP (The Circle of Pleasure), a sinful split of humanity, opposing the TWG’s ideals, sparking a new age of conflict between The Gods, who upheld collective progress, and The Devils, who pursued profit and personal gain. Amid this turmoil, Mammon Gold, an unassuming young man with purple eyes and horns, is thrust into a maelstrom of power and responsibility when he unexpectedly inherits his father’s title as the planetary commander of Yanagi. Now, caught between the ambitions of the gods, the greed of the devils, and the relentless threat of the Maggie, Mammon must move around a treacherous galaxy to uncover his destiny and decide the future of humanity itself. His father planet, a place were Eros material could be mine, has potential to garner no less than A-Rank Appros. But their is one problem, all Approses made from the material of this planet, had the Obsessive love trait, as a unique attribute, as a result of this, Mammon life is now flooded with a Harem full of bat shit crazy android woman who are all after his treasure. Now between surviving their love, and brining up his father company, this is the story of how Mammon became a legendary figure in his world.

In a world ravaged by Beasts that wield the destructive forces of natural disasters, known as Calamities, humanity has long dreamed of confronting these creatures in battle for both honor and survival. Two centuries ago, humans discovered how to harness the power of the Calamities, turning the tide in their favor. But now, the Beasts, recognizing the growing strength of mankind, have decided to strike first, launching a war to ensure humanity's extinction before it can challenge them further.

The book "Oh Heavens Hear My Cry" illustrates the tragedies of life of a virtuous lady, she had to cope with the pain of being abandoned by her Dad and losing her Mum. After so many ups and downs, she finally reunites with her family and fulfills her dreams.

Olanna a young college girl, withdrawn and intensely introverted narrates her journey through college, changes encountered and choices made, her experiences and development as a sickly girl. She goes through this life journey with Francesca, a friend she "forcefully" makes. This book narrates the already complicated early adulthood experience through the lens of a sick adolescent; how much more complicated can it get for her? Would she pull through?. This is a tale of hope, love, pain, regret, betrayal, mistakes, heartaches, consistence and winning.