Boob Holders Meme

Suraj Bajaj is a 21-year-old dropout, chai addict, and part-time meme lord from Delhi who never expected to be chosen by the heavens. But when a sarcastic, golden smartphone named Guruji crash-lands into his life—complete with a celestial app interface and a divine scroll—Suraj is thrust into a world of martial sects, flying swords, and spiritual power levels. The catch? The app is buggy. The scroll is encrypted. And Guruji won’t stop roasting him. Now stuck in a mystical realm where cultivation is king and destiny is a downloadable feature, Suraj must navigate ancient rivalries, cosmic glitches, and his own laziness to rise through the ranks. Along the way, he’s shadowed by the enigmatic Empress Avi Manchanda, a powerful figure cloaked in secrets and sarcasm of her own. With martial students soaring through the skies, spiritual energy flowing like rivers, and a divine app that updates at the worst possible times, Suraj must answer one question: Can a modern slacker become a legendary cultivator… or will he just become another bug in the system?

What if money didn’t just talk... it rewrote reality? --- Broke. Bitter. Buried in debt. Darren Nova was just another failed accountant—until a dying banker whispered a word no one should ever hear. Now, a glowing symbol burns in his palm. A golden interface floats before his eyes. And a strange message flashes in his mind: [Wealth Ledger System Activated] Balance: ∞ (Unstable) With every transaction, Darren can reshape his world—trade memories for cash, bribe fate itself, even bankrupt reality. But infinite wealth has its cost. The more he earns, the more the Greed Entity stirs beneath the surface. He’s not alone. Other “System Holders” walk the world—Barter brokers, Taxation tyrants, Black Credit assassins. And someone wants Darren erased before he crashes the entire global economy. To survive, he’ll have to weaponize wealth, outbid death, and decide: Is he the world’s last accountant... or its next god of greed?

> What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

****EXTREMELY SMUTTY **CAUTION: CONTAINS ELEMENT OF TABOO, Julian, the son of Duke Alden and the grandson of Grand Duke Augustus stood Infront of the crystalline ball that emanated mana. The crystal absorbed his mana and started glowing with purplish hue, with a sparks of lightning. "Yes, I have unlocked Lightning Affinity," Julian said, a spark of excitement lighting up his blue eyes. Suddenly, the ball began absorbing too much mana, Julian's eyes widened in horror as the energy swirled out of control, crackling with an intensity that was and terrifying. Just as he realized the danger, the ball erupted in a blinding flash, a shockwave of power surging outward. Julian wasn't hurt, but he felt a strange sensation as a dark mist swirled in front of him. Suddenly, he saw a strange entity, a shadowy figure, slip into his forehead. Then, Julian heard an unfamiliar sound echo in his head: “WELCOME TO THE MILF SYSTEM.” Connecting....Success Initializing.......Success “FUCK THE MILFS AND GET STRONGER, CONQUER THE MILFS, CONQUER THE WORLD.” , The voice said Curiosity piqued, Julian quickly asked, "Can you tell me more about the MILF SYSTEM?" The voice continued, "Sure, The MILF SYSTEM will help you reach unimaginable power as a mage. You will need to complete the tasks assigned to you and earn points." ********************* MILF SYSTEM - TASK POINTS CHART Handjob - 10 Points Blowjob - 20 Points Sex - 75 Points Creampie - 100 Points Threesome - 200 Points Spank - 15 Points Anal - 150 Points ********************* Julian grinned, excitement bubbling up inside him. “Well, if that’s what I should do to be stronger, I guess we don’t have any other choice,” he declared, determination shining in his blue eyes ************** [Huge Harem] [In Depth R-18] [Hardcore Fetishes] [Extreme Sex] [Gore] [Big Boobs] [MILF] [Best Girls] [Anal] [Threesome] [Foursome] [N-some] [Big ass] [Impregnation] Some smut scene may contain: [Spitting] [Slapping] [BDSM] [No NTR - No sharing - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls A lot of Netori and Stealing] Contains long and detailed smut.

"Did I reincarnate as a doomed extra? Hell no! Time to rewrite this script!" Charles was just a college kid glued to his gaming console until he woke up as Rian Cole, the punching bag of the ruthless Storm Clan. His power? Zapping things with electricity! But, to Charles’ dismay, Rian’s body has a mind of its own, short-circuiting every time he tries to throw a punch. In the original story, Rian Cole was cursed with wild, uncontrollable electric powers. Shunned, beaten, and tossed aside as cannon fodder to buy time for the clan leader battling the world’s hero. But Charles isn’t here to play the victim. With no system, no cheats, and a body that seems to prank him at every turn, Charles is ready to prove a "nobody" can flip the game board. The clan despises him, rivals underestimate him, and the battle arenas want him six feet under. But amid the chaos, they show up: girls as stunning as they are deadly, joining his wild ride. First, a stepsister with an angelic face and viper-like schemes, all under the guise of "protecting" him. Second, a quirky warrior who fights hard and teases harder, keeping Charles on his toes in ways he can’t keep track of. The third and fourth girls? You’ll have to read to find out. The ecchi is sizzling, and the harem’s brewing, even if Charles can barely stay upright! WARNING: The story kicks off fast with back-to-back battles, but it won’t always be a slugfest. (There’s downtime for romance and laughs to shine.) Despite the Murim-style outfits and ranks, this tale unfolds in a modern world like ours, packed with elemental powers, magic, and innate abilities. Explicit +18 scenes spark up after chapter 100, clearly marked with a (+18) tag. And yeah, the story dives into fetishes—think feet, butts, boobs, and more... NO NTR. NO YURI. DAILY UPDATES!!

I was supposed to die five minutes in. That was the job—show up, monologue badly, get one-shot by the protagonist, and respawn next patch with worse stats. But then... the game crashed. And when I woke up, I wasn’t just Zerik the Tutorial Boss—I was Zerik the Bugged. Glitched stats, busted skills, a cursed pop-up I can’t close, and a system that keeps calling me the “Final Boss Candidate.” Worse? The protagonist missed his spawn point, the hero’s party is late, and the NPCs think I’m some legendary reborn deity who speaks only in cryptic memes and sarcastic rants. Now I’ve got: A mana-draining cat familiar that drinks espresso. A passive that makes every important character misinterpret my words as prophecy. And a System window that keeps throwing "balance patches" at me mid-fight like it's a game dev on caffeine. I didn’t ask to be the villain. I didn’t even ask to be alive. But if this world wants a Final Boss, fine—I’ll give them one. Right after I figure out how to close this damn tutorial.

In a world abondened by Gods, the abyss invaded. When humanity had lost all hope,towers that granted power to those who challenged them rose from the ground granting them salvation. of these towers, 4 were known as the divine towers as they granted their wielders the powers of the gods. however unbeknownst to the world, a fifth tower had risen. In order to save the world, New Gods must be born. Morpheus and the other four Divine holders must usurp the authority of the gods while fighting off the invading abyss.

Erik, a mid-level office worker, had a simple dream: "Graduate college. Get a job. Screw MILFs." But reality wasn't so kind to him. Due to his hastiness, he forgot to check the company's background and accidentally enlisted himself into a black company—a corporate hellhole that literally made employees work to death. Such was the fate of our protagonist, Erik. Exhausted after working nonstop 12-hour shifts for seven days straight, he lost his grip on reality and met a meaningless death, collapsing onto his desk in an office nobody would mourn. Yet, reality wasn't entirely cruel either. He suddenly transmigrated into the body of an 18-year-old—young, energetic, muscular, and brimming with vitality. And best of all? He woke up sleeping right next to someone! "What? I'm transmigrated sleeping right next to my step-aunt?!" Even crazier: in this new world, beauty standards were completely reversed. Here, the pinnacle of femininity was a skinny figure with small boobs and an even smaller ass, and women who didn’t fit that mold—busty, curvy MILFs—were mostly ignored, discarded, and lonely. "How crazy is that?" Eren voiced, grinning from ear to ear. But all of that was about to change, since he was here now. He'd make all MILFs his—starting with his deliciously thick, step-aunt. But a slight inconvenience appeared—or rather something puzzling. Strange random messages popped into his life, appearing like weird pop-ups in his vision: [SYSTEM ACTIVATED:] [Synchronization Complete. Host Identity: Eren Voss (Adopted), 18 years old.] [Current Location: Hinterland Village.] [Guardian: Mira Voss, adoptive mother's younger sister.] [M*$U*#@S^$ COMPLETED: $^%$#@] Half of it was understandable, while the rest always flew right over his head. But honestly—what's a cryptic system got to do with him? He was already living his dream life, system or no system. After all, his busty step-aunt Mira was right here beside him. And every single night she’d sleep within arm’s reach, without hesitation or shame—unaware that she was slowly turning her innocent nephew into a lustful beast. Maybe this second life could finally solve his two lifetimes' worth of virginity problem? Join Eren as he navigates this lustful medieval world, seeking the truth behind his half-clear, possibly damaged system, while seducing, coaxing, and conquering every curvy MILF that crosses his path—starting, of course, with the very woman who raised him. Tags: r18 | harem | Reincarnation | adventure | action | transmigration | mystery | magic | myth | slice of life | romance | weak to strong | overpowered | kingdombuilding | conquer | medieval

After transmigrating to the Blue Moon continent, Qingyi served his master for twelve years, proving himself to be a pure and chaste young man until he finally received the Corruption Dragon God, promising to keep it safe from nefarious hands. But well... he couldn't have suffered all that for nothing, could he? Now that it was finally over, he would use this bloodline to its fullest extent. There wouldn't be a single wife of any arrogant young master who wouldn't know his touch! His journey on the continent of the blue moon will only be the beginning, immortals and celestials would all tremble under his power! What will you find in this novel? - Smut - Lust system - Massive Harem (dozens of girls) - Massive boobs - Smart MC - Some level of mind control. - An almost endless cultivation path - There will be no Netorare, but there will be Netori (MC stealing wives). What will you not find in this novel? - NTR(Netorare) - Brain dead mc - Dense mc - Yaoi/Yuri [Content warning: This is a smut novel. Expect explicit sexual content and extremely sexualized characters]. Release schedule: 2 chapters per day / 14 chapters per week, between 1000 and 1200 words.

Supreme Thief: I Can Steal Anything! I was born with the Supreme Thief Physique. Bound to the Supreme Thief System. And I level up by doing one thing— Stealing. That's why they call me the SUPREME THIEF! --- Who says a thief can only run? This thief doesn’t just run— He fights. Who says someone is strong? I’ll meet them... And steal their strength. Got some rare techniques? Those tricks? They’re mine now. You think your talent is unmatched? Not anymore. I just stole it. --- At the peak, I’ll chase gods themselves. Stealing their divine weapons, sacred realms, fame, cultivation... Even their fate. I steal anything! If I want it, I get it. So tremble— Because I am the one and only… Leon, the SUPREME THIEF! --- What’s it like when the most powerful cultivators run from you, Terrified you’ll take their treasure, their technique, their talent? What does it mean to be the creator of Mana itself? And when I transmigrate to a parallel world filled with even stronger beings… You already know what I’ll do: Steal more. --- From system holders to dragon kings, From ancient treasures to divine realms— Nothing is safe from me. I'm not here to be a hero. I’m not your righteous savior. I am a real villain. And this… is my story. --- Add to your Library Vote for Updates Leave a Review Drop a Comment Share with friends Support the journey of the greatest thief the multiverse has ever known! Because if you don’t… I might just steal your attention anyway.

Ethan, an elite special forces commando, loses his life in the line of duty while eliminating a dangerous terrorist cell during a high-stakes anti-insurgency operation. Despite his unwavering dedication and discipline, Ethan dies with a deep sense of regret—he never fully embraced his personal desires and unfulfilled fantasies. As his final breath escapes, he vows that should he be given another chance at life, he will live it to the fullest, without restraint. Fate, however, has its own plans. Ethan awakens in a strange, unfamiliar world—a land governed by strength, where power is the key to survival and the stronghold dominion over all. In this brutal and unforgiving realm, Ethan discovers that the rules of life have drastically changed. The only currency that matters here is strength, and only the strongest can ascend to become the ultimate power. Gifted with extraordinary intelligence and a mysterious cheat that grants him unparalleled abilities, Ethan sets off on a path to conquer this new world. With each passing day, he hones his skills, builds alliances, and amasses power, all while exploring his deepest desires. This is a journey of self-discovery and unrestrained ambition, where Ethan’s focus is singular: to become the one true transcendent being, an existence unmatched by any other. Through intense battles, strategic brilliance, and encounters with those who would either aid or challenge him, Ethan fights not only for dominance but for the fulfillment of every longing he once held back in his past life. With each victory, he rises higher, carving his name into the annals of history as the peerless king, above all others—an immortal legend in the making. To join the discord community - https://discord.gg/XYAJtx9pqX ------------- Content Warning: This story will explore mature themes, including R18 content, but will avoid extreme elements. Contains long and detailed smut. Huge Harem - In Depth R-18 - Detailed Sex - Gore - Big Boobs - MILF - Big ass - Netori (Stealing girls but not indiscriminately) No NTR - No sharing - No Yuri - No hypnosis - No drugs or potions that influence the girls

He was a man. Then he woke up in a cage... with boobs. And a dick. Not even a woman. Not a man either. A futa. No memory of how it happened. No warning. Just a System… and a caged body no one explained. Dragged like cargo. Treated like a thing. Then the orcs came… Not to kill her—but to keep her. Not as a slave. As their holy breeder. And they worship her like a fertility idol—with teeth, tongues, and wombs ready. Every night, orc wives brawl to earn her body. And every climax… levels her up. Strength. Stamina. Skills. But her body isn’t hers. Her role isn’t hers. She’s just trying to survive. “Is this really how I’m supposed to get stronger?” In a world where women rule and men obey. She was a man. Now she’s a futa—and every orgasm brings her closer to godhood… or ruin. But this world doesn’t care about her past—only what she can give. Whether she’ll rise, serve… or get bred into something unrecognizable. WARNING: This is a gender-bender futanari novel. MC was a man, now has a female-coded body with both parts. Read tags before judging. Former Male MC | Futa Body | Gender Swap | Universal Breeding System | Multi-Race Harem | Women-Rule World

Additional Tags: Femcel/Perverted FMC - MMORPG - Female Harem - High BIQ MC - Game Elements — Cory, a young adult who spent 23 hours of her days online and milking the legendary PC game [Darkmoon Adventure] until its last drop of content, knew exactly what she had to do when the VR version dropped and immersion was greater than ever. “I can finally touch boobs! Mufwehehe…” Though, for such a groundbreaking invention in the modern gaming world, shall come great threats of other skillful players, game patches, and a looming new threat that will shake the gaming history.

Shen La, a special forces operative born with the Heavenly Eye, has been able to see ghosts since childhood. During a mission involving a supernatural incident, his abilities were exposed—leading to his recruitment by a hidden Chinese government agency: the Bureau of Paranormal Investigation. This mysterious organization is tasked with investigating and handling all manner of supernatural phenomena. Within the Bureau, Shen La encounters a group of uniquely gifted and eccentric colleagues, including a mysterious white-haired man known only as Invincible, and Sun Fatty, a genius with an exceptionally high IQ. Through a series of increasingly perilous encounters—including the resurrection of the Ancestor Shaman, the haunting Ghost Opera of Qinghe, and a ghost ship that has wandered for centuries—Shen La begins to grow both in power and insight. Yet as the cases deepen, a shadowy force behind the scenes begins to reveal itself. Its ultimate goal appears to be a secret manual said to grant immortality... Disclaimer This is a non-profit, unofficial English translation of the Chinese novel 《民调局异闻录》 (Bureau of Paranormal Investigation), written by 耳东水寿. All rights to the original work belong to the author and the original publisher. This translation is created for the purpose of language learning, cultural exchange, and introducing Chinese literature to an English-speaking audience. No commercial gain is involved. If the original author, copyright holder, or authorized representative requests removal, this translation will be immediately taken down without objection. Please support the official release if one becomes available.

***Warning: Extremely smutty. Contains taboo. "Kael, what do you want to be when you grow up...? I'm sure it's a doctor." "No—an engineer." "You’ll make your family proud." Kael was just an average high school student—nothing special, nothing extraordinary. His life had one aim: to become a successful. Not because he wanted to, but because that was what everyone expected. His family, his teachers, even his friends—they all had the same dream in mind: doctor or engineer. So he followed along, silently, diligently. But the deeper he walked that path, the more hollow he became. And then, one day, without warning, everything ended. He died. Yet fate had other plans—he reincarnated. Reborn in a world of magic and swords, Kael found himself in a simple household, tucked away in a faraway village of the Ernia Kingdom. He was given a second chance but he seemed destined for the same mediocrity... until the day he met her. Nyx, the seductive Goddess of Lust. She offered him power—power fueled by desire, domination, and intimacy. One kiss from her, and his world shifted. "Welcome to Lust System." "Engage in Lustful intimacy and gather lust points. These lust points can be exchanged for items and other interesting items." "Host, remember this—on the path of Lust, there is no sin, no taboo, no morality that binds you. Love, lust, seduction, domination… all of them are tools, weapons. Your desire is your sword. Your charm, your shield. This world labeled lust as a sin because they feared its true power. But you—” The voice grew deeper: “You will become the one who proves that lust, in its purest form, is divine.” *** [Huge Harem] [In Depth R-18] [Hardcore Fetishes] [Extreme Sex] [Gore] [Big Boobs] [MILF] [Best Girls] [Anal] [Threesome] [Foursome] [N-some] [Big ass] [Impregnation] Some smut scene may contain: [Spitting] [Slapping] [BDSM] [No NTR - No sharing - No mind control - No drugs or potions that influence the girls A lot of Netori and Stealing] Contains long and detailed smut.

Dengan naiknya gelombang pasang mana dan sihir, siapa yang bisa mendekati dan menentang seorang-beyonder? Terselubung diantara kabut sejarah dan gelombang pasang yang tak teratur, siapa atau apa yang bergumam di telinga kita? Terbangun dan membuka mata hanya untuk di hadapkan dengan kabut yang sangat pekat menempel di wajahnya, Vanzer menemukan dirinya bereinkarnasi dan ber-resonansi sebagai Dalya Elspeth di era abad pertengahan dimana dia melihat dunia kuno yang di penuhi sihir, ramuan, bau asri yang melekat, ramalan, artefak yang tersegel... Cahaya selalu menerangi jalan, tetapi kabut sejarah dan kegelapan selalu mengikuti. Mengikuti Dalhan berjalan dengan perlahan dia menemukan dirinya terlibat dengan artefak-artefak kuno-baik yang Ortodoks dan tidak Ortodoks-sementara tubuhnya beradaptasi dengan dunia barunya dan mengembangkan kekuatan sihir berkat tubuh barunya. Sesuai dengan ramalan dan artefak kuno yang menjelaskan bahwa akan ada seseorang yang akan mengubah tatanan dunia, artefak kuno draca nomor 7-nomor yang melekat dengan keajaiban-ini adalah legenda dari "The 7th Holder"

On the border of a kingdom named Caradel in a deep and great forest a man could be seen running, being chased by a group of men wearing armor as arrows flew in the air. One striking true to its target striking the man in the shoulder nevertheless the man continued running. The man named Baranor, a young man who had orange eyes black hair and tanned skin with a slight scruffy beard was running for his life while thinking to himself. 'How did this happen?!' Baranor running out of air feeling exhausted, and the blood flowing from his shoulder running down his back mixing with his sweat, Baranor stared in front of him only to see a drop off nearly 100 meters in front of him. The men behind him also seemed to notice that Baranor was running out of time, as nearly every single one of them let out a grin, as they approached the edge Baranor slowed to a halt, as did the men behind him. "Give up prince! Just accept what's to come, after all the throne is no longer yours to inherit!" Said the man leading the soldiers "I will never! Not after what you did to my men, not after what he did to my father!" Baranor replied "Hmph! So be it, I offer you life just for you to accept death" The man stated "Life? Life! you offer me death now or later, do you really think i'd be stupid enough to hand over the throne after witnessing your coupe against my father!" Baranor replied "Hmm, it seems your unwilling even till the end, Very well, Archer's! Fire!" The man commanded Baranor was now stuck between a rock and a hard place either jump off the cliff to a seemingly doomed fate or accept the fate that the man in front of him was offering. As he thought what he should do he heard the command the man spouted feeling the stress of the situation and his adrenalin nearly running out he decided. He'd rather die by his own hands than give the man in front of him that satisfaction! As he thought this he immediately took a step back falling to his doom. The man not expecting this looked rather confused only for his face to twist into a grin. 'Finally! Good riddance my dear prince!' The man said as he looked as the boy fell through the tough branches of the trees below Baranor looking up at one of the men that betrayed him thought to himself 'Is this how i really die? Well what can i say, i tried, i gave it my all.......' As Baranor was accepting his fate he thought back on his life only to be filled with rage 'No! I refuse to accept this laying down! Quintin I will come for you! I will come for all those who dare raise their sword to their king! No matter what! even if i have to accept a deal from the devi-' that was the last thought Baranor had before he hit the ground When Baranor hit the ground he didn't even feel the pain, just the shock, as it traveled through his body as his eyes slowly blurred he built up all his will to not pass out 'I refuse! I have to keep moving!' Baranor thought as he turned his body over back up When Baranor was starting to lose hope he started to hear faint whispers as he looked at the direction the whispers came he saw a cave, almost as if the whispers were drawing him in he forced himself to crawl and keep crawling, no matter what Baranor refused to stop crawling. Finally when Baranor arrived to where he heard the faint whispers they became louder almost screaming in his head as he saw it, a ring, resting on what looked to be an ancient place holder for it. Baranor grabbed the ring and lay on his back as he gathered his strength and said "My Fate! Is my own!" As he slid the ring on his finger. -------------------- -Author here Just a quick disclaimer! This novel is heavily inspired by lord of the rings if you couldn't tell also it's because i only ever saw one other story on a ring.

Kaien Everflame was a nobody. No talent. No blessings. No kingdom backing him. When the gods summoned "heroes" from another world, Kaien wasn’t supposed to be among them. But fate—glitched, broken, twisted—dragged him in anyway. Stripped of power and tossed into the wild like garbage, Kaien is left to die in a world of monsters, dungeons, and divine bloodlines. But instead of giving up… He unlocks the Crest of Calamity—a forbidden power that adapts to kill anything stronger than him. Now, Kaien doesn’t just want to survive. He wants revenge. Respect. A harem. And one hell of a legacy. But he’s not alone. Alongside four other outcasts— Reinhard Skyeveil, a disgraced noble with wind-blade mastery Donovan Blackguard, a silent guardian with an unbreakable will Aziel Duskborne, a fire prince with charm, trauma, and flirt game Monku Ironpelt, a beastkin brawler with fists, loyalty, and zero filter (And okay, also Nikolai. He’s smart. But he’s not lewd.) Together, they’ll take on kingdoms, slay corrupted beasts, flirt with goddesses, break the world’s rules—and maybe even fix it. Brotherhood. Betrayal. Boobs. Blades. This isn’t your average isekai. This is a full-blown rise-from-the-dirt-to-divinity epic with waifus, war, and wild magic.

"This land was once promised... to the Children of Light. But that promise was betrayed— and they were cast into a forgotten dimension." Beneath the stillness of Paragon’s world, the echoes of an ancient prophecy have begun to resound once more. The Throne of the Heavens has spoken— the children of the past shall return, to claim their right over the Promised Land. They do not come as shadows of what once was— but as the spearhead of a new fate. Yet their arrival is not the only omen. The Blessings have descended, bound to the chosen, standing as witness that destiny will move once more— amidst burning fire and fading hope. For in the end... "I’m sorry if my English is not very clear or easy to understand." -Author-

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

Nile Santos lived a life of sacrifice — always stepping aside, always giving others the best gear, always following orders without question. In the end, none of it mattered. His comrades fell, his body was broken, and he died a meaningless death in the final battle against an unstoppable force. But fate isn’t finished with him. Offered a second chance by the very beings who led him to ruin, he’s thrust back in time with all his memories intact. This time, though, he’s not playing the role of a noble shield. No more selflessness. No more obedience. No more being a pawn. Armed with future knowledge and a will forged in failure, he vows to rewrite his story — to take everything for himself. Skills, loot, allies, power… all of it. It’s time for one man to climb to the top, no matter what it takes. Author's other stories The Unrivaled Holder: Rise of the Dragon Monarch - 3rd Season Ongoing I Ascend Alone - Ongoing

"Outer Heaven" The place where one can start a new life of Paradise. The world is suffering from a huge surge of suicides that are done in pursuit of a land called "Outer Heaven". According to a cult, if you place a brand on your arm and chant magic words, after dying you are transported to a new world of paradise. After losing his fiancé in a devastating catastrophe, Lucius, an arrogant man who had never known loss commits' suicide, transporting him to this new world. When he gets reincarnated as an Angel, he receives a strange system that Allows him to rival the god of Outer Heaven himself! But as he spends more and more time in this Sanguine Paradise he begins to question whether he truly has made it to heaven, and sets out on a journey to find the truth of this mysterious place. "Holder of the book of Revelations, the end times have come, what is your message of fate? Will you choose light or darkness?" "Quest completed!" "Access to the Evangelion system has been granted"

I am a lost soul, i was seduced by darkness and now im its mistress. I have done many terrible things, deceived many people, and committed cruel crimes. But I am not afraid of earthly judgments; my magic shall protect me from any grasp. I shall banish evil and good spirits alike; it is only my inner darkness that I cannot escape. I am the controller of humanity, the ruler of the world, the grand master, the high priest, the judge and holder of secrets. I am the creator of rules and regulations; I am the puppeteer that lurks in the shadows.

Draco Xandros, an average young man, awakened an SS-Ranked Copy Talent and a Copy System. With these two strength, he had hope of fulfilling his hidden dream (becoming a hero) but fate said otherwise for him. Betrayed by the person he loved most, he lost his system and talent, his life hanging on a thread. Why? Why me? This question passed through his mind. The paining of getting his system and talent extracted and getting betrayed by his love made him fall in abyss. [Detecting sufficient energy to awaken the system] [Activating the Plundering System] **[Host has successfully awakened the Plundering System]** **[Gained an SSS+ Talent Ability: Plunder]** **[Gained an SSS+ Talent Ability: ????? Dragon Power]** **[Gained an SSS+ Talent Ability: ????? Phoenix Power]** This voice brought a change to his life. Farming EXP, getting stronger, completing missions. This was his daily life. Until a memory fragment surfaced... It turned out his identity wasn’t what it seemed. His past life, his parents—everything was shocking, as he found himself caught in a whirlpool of secrets. Follow Draco’s journey as he uncovers the missing pieces of the puzzle and the hidden truths about his past life. A/N: The novel entails a story about system holders. All ability Awakener have their own system, but in some classes, some Awakener are chosen by unique system, such as the Plundering System (MC's second system), Fox System, Thunder God System, Fire God System, Vampire System, Undead System and many more. I would say the novel has a foundation of magic with little Eastern Fantasy. It is a novel where the stronger prey on the stronger. You'll surely love it. As for the systems origin, I'll drop a hint: gods Please also note, the MC will be overpowered after the awakening of the Plundering System. However, in the beginning, he is just slightly above a genius fighter. Support this shameless Author with power stones, gifts and golden ticket Discord Link:https://discord.gg/zVzcJs2F

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

“Villains aren’t born, they’re made...blah...blah...” Cute quote. Stick it on your Tumblr header next to your anime pfp. You boys love your villain stories, don’t you? You want carnage. Chaos. Control. You want a dark throne, a cold smirk, and a woman kneeling at your feet begging for mercy. But you? You don’t want to lift a damn finger. You’ll cheer for the villain as he kills a god, but cry when he gets betrayed. You call it “plot armor” when the hero survives—but call it “art” when the villain does the impossible. You’re not fans of villains. You’re fetishists. You want the violence, but not the silence after it. You want domination, but not the burden of being hated. You want power, but only if the story forgives you for it. You don’t read these stories to understand evil. You read them because you think you're too good to win the normal way. “Villains don’t play fair.” Exactly. That’s why you love them. Because you wouldn’t last a day in a world where strength mattered and excuses didn’t. You don’t want a villain’s life. You want his results. You want to watch him burn the world for a woman. But you’d cry if a girl left you on read. So tell me— What exactly are you rooting for? At least unlike you, I support heroes—the ones with boobs. You know the type. Tits squeezed into latex, thighs tight in spandex, preaching virtue with cum-drunk eyes the moment they fall into my arms but always end up screaming my name instead. She flies above cities, saving lives like it’s her job. But at night? She crashes into my arms, trembling, moaning, clawing at my back like I’m the only real thing she’s ever touched. Her cape drops before her guard does. But I don't need to tear it off. She hands it over herself—bit by bit, kiss by kiss, lie by beautiful lie. You ever felt a heroine's breath hitch in your ear as she begs you to stop pretending you're the bad guy? Ever watched the symbol of hope ride you like you're the last man left after the world ended? That's not conquest. That’s devotion, baby. Unfiltered. Undeniable. And the irony? They fall the hardest. Because no villain ever tried to understand them. No hero ever dared to see past the shine and into the ache beneath. But I do. I whisper into the cracks of their perfection. I plant kisses where they hide their pain. I fuck them where they forget to wear their strength. And when they break—when their moans turn to prayers, when their strength melts into submission— That’s when I rise. I’m not just some brooding misfit out for revenge, or a misunderstood loner sitting around hoping for a shot at redemption. I’m not a villain. I’m the SUPERVILLAIN—the kind your heroines moan for when the cameras are off and the capes are crumpled on my floor. Chapter Updates: 2 chapters per day (unspecified until a fix update time is decided) Bonus Chapters: +2 Extra chapters (350+ coin gifts) +4 Extra chapters (1005+ coin gift) +6 Extra chapters (2005+ coin gift)