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"Give me a bunch of adorable players, and I can easily overturn a parallel world!" - so said Reveno·Murphy·Le Senbula Ps: The titles owned by the honorable Murphy include but are not limited to counterfeit vampire, celebrated NPC role-play artist, multi-talented Dog Planner, the only savior of Transylvania, benefactor of the old continent, defender of the new continent, brave and loyal earl, irredeemable big-sister fanatic, spotless saint of the Blood race, Alpha of the Night's Guard, and so on (here ignoring the other 108 nicknames). He's indeed the homebody of the Fourth Cataclysm and the best old friend when you need to clean up a mess, thus all testers of "Real Different World," please stand up when you see this line! Let us give Lord Murphy the highest respect! Murphy, ka-ka! Full marks!

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

"elle a été choisie parce qu'elle était sienne dès le tout début..." Une fois, lors d'une rare occasion, la nuit d'une pleine lune bleue, une fille est prise dans une maison pour servir les bêtes qui se nomment elles-mêmes loups-garous. Les loups-garous étaient ceux qui régnaient sur la ville et contrôlaient tout. Ils avaient une apparence humaine mais sous leur façade humaine se cachait un monstre impitoyable qui cherche à détruire. Tout le monde essayait de se protéger mais au fond, ils savaient qu'ils ne faisaient pas le poids face aux loups-garous. Arianne était une petite fille qui était née différente des autres gens de la ville. Elle avait de longs cheveux roux et elle était née avec des yeux de couleurs différentes. Un vert et un marron. Personne ne savait exactement pourquoi elle était née ainsi et ce n'était pas héréditaire. Sa mère est également décédée pendant son accouchement et à cause de cela, son père, Massimo, s'est éloigné d'elle et a choisi de se remarier à la place. Il a épousé une femme appelée Christine qui avait déjà un enfant hors mariage, Rissa. Ensemble, Rissa et Christine décidèrent de faire de la vie d'Arianne un enfer, à quoi son père fermait les yeux, et à cause de cela, cela affecta Arianne et elle décida de se retirer de sa famille et de la société. Le jour de la sélection arriva et Rissa fut choisie pour aller servir les loups-garous. Effrayée pour sa vie, Rissa décida de persuader sa mère de convaincre Massimo de proposer Arianne pour la sélection. Ignorant ses supplications criantes et ses larmes, Massimo offrit Arianne pour aller servir les loups-garous. Personne ne sait vraiment ce qui arrive aux filles qui sont sélectionnées et personne ne se donna la peine de demander. Ne connaissant pas le destin qui l'attend, Arianne décida d'aller servir le loup-garou qu'ils appellent Ivan Giovanni, un alpha qui est connu pour sa cruauté. Arianne peut-elle survivre en vivant parmi les loups-garous ? Que se passe-t-il quand elle découvre plus sur son identité et que la seule personne qui pourrait l'aider était Ivan ? Que pensez-vous qu'il se passera si elle découvre qu'Ivan était le garçon qu'elle avait sauvé toutes ces années auparavant de la mort ? REMARQUE : JE NE POSSÈDE PAS L'IMAGE DE COUVERTURE DE CE LIVRE. L'IMAGE A ÉTÉ TROUVÉE SUR PINTEREST.

Il posa une main sur la porte à côté de sa tête avant de se pencher en avant. Que faisait-il ? Essayait-il de l'intimider à nouveau ? « La vérité, c'est que... » Il se mit à parler à voix basse et elle tendit l'oreille, mais tout ce qu'elle pouvait entendre était les battements de son cœur. « Je déteste quand tu me touches parce que j’aime ça tellement. » Ses yeux s'agrandirent de surprise et il se pencha encore plus près avant de continuer à parler. « Je déteste aussi ton odeur... » Il inspira son parfum « Tu sens délicieusement bon. Et je déteste tes cheveux parce qu’ils sont tentants. Je veux passer mes doigts dedans, les tirer doucement pendant que je goûte tes lèvres et que je mords ton cou. » Angélica eut soudain l'impression qu'il n'y avait plus d'air dans la pièce. « Ton toucher me rend incapable de résister à faire ces choses et toutes les autres choses que je veux te faire. » « D'autr...d'autres choses. » Elle respira sans se rendre compte qu'elle pensait tout haut. Un côté de ses lèvres se courba en un sourire. « Imagine toutes les choses qu'un homme voudrait te faire. Je veux te faire ces choses et bien plus encore. » Il se pencha vers elle, amenant ses lèvres tout près de son oreille. « Parce que je ne suis pas un homme. Je suis une bête. Une affamée. Alors, à moins que tu ne veuilles que je te morde, abstiens-toi de me toucher. » **************** Une femme seule dans le monde des hommes. À une époque et dans un lieu où il est difficile pour une femme de vivre seule, de se protéger et de subvenir à ses besoins, Angélica doit trouver un protecteur et un pourvoyeur après que son père a été accusé d'être un traître et exécuté par le roi. Désormais connue comme la fille d'un traître, elle doit survivre dans un monde cruel régi par les hommes, et pour ce faire, elle finit par chercher protection chez un homme que tout le monde craint. Un homme aux nombreuses cicatrices. Physiquement et mentalement. Un homme puni pour son orgueil. Rayven est un homme aux nombreuses cicatrices. Elles couvrent son visage et tourmentent son âme. Il ne peut jamais se montrer sans que les gens reculent à sa vue. Sauf une femme qui vient frapper à sa porte de son plein gré. Est-elle une punition supplémentaire envoyée pour lui, ou sera-t-elle son salut ?

Lin Fang traveled through "Journey to the West," bearing the "Journey to the West" text, always thinking that by using his foreknowledge, he would definitely be able to live a prosperous life. However, he suddenly discovered something off about this "Journey to the West"—cannibalistic immortals, deceitful Buddha. Shocked, he turned his head to look at the "Journey to the West" under the dim light. There, the book was flipping its pages under the glow of the lamp, and every page shockingly displayed only two blood-red characters: Eat People!

Lily est la fille d'un Beta. Et son âme sœur ? C'est le fils aîné des Alphas. Lorsqu'ils découvrent ce qu'ils sont l'un pour l'autre, il est un peu trop tard. Car son bien-aimé mate est rentré chez lui avec sa honte. Une louve qu'il a mise enceinte pendant qu'il s'entraînait dans le nord pendant l'été. Il a brisé leur lune. Mais la louve a un secret. Et Lily n'a pas l'intention de la laisser s'en tirer aussi facilement après avoir volé ce qui lui appartient. ** Cette histoire est pleine de rebondissements qui vous feront pleurer, rire, vous mettre en colère, jeter des téléphones, etc. C'est un voyage que vous adorerez, incapable de vous détacher de Lily, Eve et Zain. J'espère que vous aussi vous aimerez l'histoire et accepterez l'invitation à entreprendre un voyage qui vous laissera comblés et vous mettra un sourire aux lèvres.

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Maria never expected a late-night encounter on the rooftop of Aether Music Entertainment to change everything. As a tech worker lost in code and routine, she had no place in the dazzling world of idols —until she met him. And falling for him? That might just be the stupidest thing she has ever done

Andromache was cursed to roam around the Earth for as long as she knew. She killed her master's wife, Sicily, because of jealousy. Sicily was her master's sun while she was the moon, guiding him from the shadows. She was tired and so she slept. Years later, she will be waken up by a man who's shining so bright. "It seems the lady forgot" he says. "I am Cell, I was created to guide you to your death."

"The gods are losing, and they’re throwing disposable heroes at the problem. I’m just the latest fool on the list." When Daion wakes up in a void, faced with a sarcastic, all-powerful "god," he quickly realizes two things: He’s dead. His afterlife is a joke. With no memories, no blessings, and no choice, he’s dumped into a dying world overrun by corrupt monsters, where the gods are losing a war they refuse to fight themselves. The so-called "heroes" sent before him? Dead. Useless. Forgotten. Armed with a cursed gauntlet he can’t remove, a sword that radiates something… wrong, and a power system he doesn’t understand, Daion must navigate a brutal world where the strong exploit the weak, summoned ones are feared more than revered, and the gods treat mortals like pieces on a board. No destiny. No prophecy. No divine protection. Just a cruel game where survival is the only rule. But if the gods think he’s just another disposable pawn… they’re in for a surprise.

Sean is a sixteen-year-old with a tasteless sense of humor. After enduring a harsh life from an early age, he decides to end it, believing death will grant him freedom. Unfortunately for him, even death slammed its doors in his face.

excerpt:"Congratulations, Host! You have entered the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla!" The voice chirped again. "Your mission? Survive, thrive, and maybe… make your cold, brooding husband fall in love with you!" Ivy Everhart blinked. A fat, chibi bird was floating in front of her, bouncing with excitement. Just moments ago, raiders had attacked her bookstore and—oh yeah—shot her. "Excuse me, what?" Ivy asked flatly. The system continued, ignoring her confusion. "Congratulations, Ivy Everhart! You are now Ivy Everhart, the cannon fodder wife of the villain in the book!" Ivy froze. Then, she wailed dramatically, clutching her long red hair. "Somebody just kill me again!" synopsis: Ivy Everhart was just a struggling bookstore owner until a bullet to the chest landed her in the world of The Almighty Prince of Arderla—as the most hated side character, the villain’s cannon fodder wife. Her new life comes with one mission: survive. But Ivy is already doomed. The original Ivy was a spoiled noblewoman obsessed with the crown prince, humiliating her husband—the powerful and ruthless Duke Lucien Ashburn—until he finally cast her aside. And in the book? That’s when he kills her. Armed with a mischievous chibi system and a lot of desperation, Ivy hatches a plan: make Lucien fall for her and change her fate. But her schemes go off the rails when Lucien—the cold, unreadable villain—turns the tables. He’s suspicious. He’s possessive. And worst of all… he’s interested. Now, trapped between her own survival instincts and the villain’s dangerously growing affection, Ivy must navigate a game where the slightest misstep could be fatal. Will she tame the villain or end up as just another forgotten extra in his tragic story? One thing’s for sure—she can’t afford to lose.

Jin used to be a worker in a government job, he suddenly dies of heart attack, only to wake up as a protagonist of the most basic cultivation manhua, which used to have poor translation overall, but in this world it changed. It's the beginning of a comical journey, with provocative third rate villians and bad beauties, would Jin find his way out in this world?

《The Return of the Urban King》 tells the story of Lin Feng, who returns to Jiangcheng three years after the downfall of his family, accompanied by the mysterious organization "Blade of the Night." He seeks revenge against old enemies, defeats the Shadow Consortium and Blackstone Group, and rebuilds the Lin Group. Through his wisdom and strength, he turns crises into opportunities, expands his business, and donates to charity. Ultimately, he restores his family's honor and writes a legend as the king of the city.

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Naniniwala ka ba sa kasabihang kung kayo, kayo? at "what's meant for you will always find you?" Kahit na imposibleng magtagpo ang landas niyo? Si Liyahn Cruz, simpleng babae at nangangarap na maging isang ganap na manunulat ngunit kailangan niya munang makapagtapos ng kolehiyo sa kursong naaayon sa kagustuhan ng kanyang mga magulang. Tuwing bakasyon umuuwi sila sa probinsya- tahimik at payapa at kung siya nga ang masusunod gustong gusto niyang manatili na dito. Para sa kanya perpekto ang probinsya para makapagsulat siya ng magandang libro. Si Yohan Vale, isang sikat na international celebrity (kung saan siya nagmula, anong bansa at anong lahi? kayo na mga mambabasa ang bahala, depende sa imahinasyon niyo). kilala sa larangan ng pagkanta, sayaw, at sa aktingan. Siya na ata ang pinaka sikat at perpektong male celebrity sa panahong ito. Ngunit sa kabila ng kasikatan akala ng lahat perpekto na ang buhay niya. Sa una naman masaya siya, sino ba namang hindi diba? pinapangarap ng lahat ang buhay na meron siya. Ngunit sa likod ng kamera pagod nalang ang nararamdaman niya at para bang wala na siyang katahimikan. Magkaibang mundo at landas. Sa paanong paraan kaya sila pagtatagpuin ng tadhana? Paano kung ang pagtatagpong ito ay mas higit pa sa inaasahan nila at hindi kapani paniwala? Pagtatagpong hindi kayang ipaliwanag sa realidad. Ang pagtatagpo ba nila ang magbabago at ang magpupuno sa mga kakulangan sa buhay nila?

Have you ever seen a hamster die of old age? Ask any hamster owner, and they’ll tell you the most horrifying story you’ve ever heard. Drowned in a toilet, trapped in a laundry machine, electrocuted by a phone charger, or worst of all, vanished without a trace, only for the cat to look way too satisfied. Hamsters never go peacefully. But what if they were given intelligence? Would they finally live out their full lifespans? Or would it just make them understand how cruel their tiny existence really is? And what if it wasn’t just the hamsters? What if every rodent, mice, rats, guinea pigs, became smart enough to stop being prey? Fifty years after the experiment, rodents have done more than just survive. They’ve built underground civilizations, mastered tools, and even begun whispering about a war. Because they know the truth now: the world was never made for them. But something else changed. Something bigger. Because humans weren’t the only ones playing with intelligence. The cats were watching. And now? They aren’t just hunters. They’re rulers. Tacticians. Puppet masters. They don’t just chase their food anymore. They lure it in. And they’re so patient. Nibble, a clueless but strangely lovable hamster, never asked to be part of this. He just wanted food, warmth, and a nice safe burrow. Instead, he’s running for his life alongside his scrappy siblings, his battle-hardened mother, and his utterly stupid but weirdly lucky guinea pig father. Because the cats? They don’t want food. They want control. And in the end, it’s not about who’s smart. It’s about who stays prey, and who finally fights back. "Wait... why is my cat just sitting there, staring at me?" "Why are you looking at me like that... like you know something?" "Wait. Why are your paws, why are they—why are they bloody?" "...Where’s my baby?!!"

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

I suddenly appeared in the movie Journey to the West that I was planning to watch And why are the characters here all women? *This is an English translation of my other work, and I will edit a few things from my original work to make it more suitable for readers. *My first language is not English so don't expect good grammar

Just another bored writer making his own world. Wait, why do my characters know I exist?!

Sophia Lopez is a nerdy girl going through university that resurrects in a fantasy world. Gathering information and power is the key to return to her world and deliver her final essay in time.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

Shin avait promis de protéger sa sœur, mais après une terrible attaque par des créatures abyssales, lui et sa sœur Lynia, deux orphelins, durent fuir dans la forêt titanesque recouvrant le monde, où ils tombèrent dans un gouffre menant à la Forêt Miroirs. Cinq ans après que les ténèbres liquides les aient séparé, Shin se rend à l'université magique de Melna pour découvrir la vérité sur ce qui lui est arrivé et retrouver sa sœur disparue. Parviendra-t-il à accepter les ténèbres qui menacent de l'envahir, ou sera-t-il consumé par l'étrange organisation appelée Reflection avant de retrouver sa sœur ? Découvrez les sombres périples de Shin, dans un monde où chaque miroir reflète un cœur déformé.

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Kagura a gamer body suddenly woke up in a fantasy world. What's even more strange is that his appearance has changed. He looked quite cute and small. As reality struck him yes he looked like a girl now but he wasn't really a girl . The form he took was the form of his character in a game he used to play. He was messing around and made his character feminine but that character was still a boy in the gender option Somehow he turned into girl looking god and has powers enough to destroy this world But he didn't travel around the world or conquer the world quite the opposite He is a lazy guy who Is a chill guy with no enemies so he built his own kingdom where monsters and humans lived Due to creating a kingdom like this his life wasn't going to be peaceful at all