Funny Things To Say To A Lady

Haylie never expected her life to take a supernatural turn. One ordinary night out with her best friend became the catalyst for everything to change. That was the night she met Liam—a man unlike anyone she'd ever known. Haylie was drawn to Liam's charm, but she couldn’t have guessed the secret he carried: he was a wolf shifter. Her world unraveled further when she discovered the truth about her own family. The mother she lost at just five years old had also possessed a wolf side, a heritage Haylie had never imagined. Now, the man she was falling in love with and her father were both connected to a hidden world she barely understood. As Haylie delved deeper into this mysterious legacy, a sinister twist awaited her. Melody, a wicked and vengeful rival, ended Haylie’s life in a treacherous betrayal and took over her identity. Trapped in limbo, Haylie's spirit lingered, tethered to the one person who could save her—Liam. Fate would have to work its magic to reunite Haylie with the man she loved and to give her the chance to reclaim her life. But time was running out, and the battle for her soul had only just begun.

In a dystopian future where Vampires emerged from the shadows in order to stop humanity from becoming extinct, a young woman with a dark past meets a charismatic stranger. As time goes by Private Love Aikawa of military unit 4-7, finds that she may not be as human as she first thought, and that humanity may not be the side that she should be fighting for. Battling rogue vampires, mutated creatures and her own past, Love works to unravel the mysteries behind the secretive Helsing unit. This novel starts intentionally slow through the exposition, everything kicks into gear in the latter half of Volume 1, so I hope you stick with it and enjoy the WILD ride! I also added some song recommendations along the way to listen to whilst you read certain chapters, I hope this helps boost the experience. Public Spotify playlist for Volume 1 is under the name: TLAR - Book 1 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/07czy216X1xB6F1mfRtl31?si=3cff937234e64589 Please comment and vote for your favourite characters along the way :)

[Webnovel Spirity Awards 2025 Entry] In a world of magic and machines, Blaine Lionheart had been proclaimed a once-in-a-lifetime genius since he was still just a child. He awakened to his magic at the age of eight and entered the Kingdom's Royal Guard at the age of twelve. However, despite all of this... There was one thing that the boy genius could never do. Protect the people he cared about. No matter how hard he tried... Everyone he cared about would slowly slip through his hands, with him powerless to save them. And now that he's being reassigned to be the princess's bodyguard... Blaine can only hope that history doesn't repeat itself. No... He wouldn't let it! ________________________________________ Hello, this is the author here! Please give my new story a read! Comments and reviews would be greatly appreciated! If you think the cover is ugly... Don't worry. You're not the only one. I thought using an ugly cover for a bit would be funny because... Well, I'm an idiot. So, until further notice, I'm going to keep this abomination. If you need to bleach your eyeballs, I completely understand. Thank you for supporting my book! Discord Server Link: https://discord.gg/dNYtjKM63v (This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental)

What Does It Means To Be A Human  Emdragon the ruthless lord of the frostfall tower, is dispassionate for her inability to go to the human world, and is willing to risk anything to go there. Her wish is granted but in return, she must be reborn as a human. Would she choose to remain undefeated or loose everything to start from nothing . A wish can be granted but it comes with a cost. This is a story of a sealed god becoming Human.. What To Expect: - Slice Of Life  - Slow Burn  - Superheroes  - Badass and Ruthless Villains  - 2 or More Chapters Everyday - Magical Fantasy Setting - Detailed World Building - Unique power system with cultivation  - System - Smart MC  - Dark (Very Dark In most cases) - Tragedy (But not too much) - Strong MC   Note: not every part of the story will always be a happy slice of life, Emma will also still face dangerous people and otherworldly beings, which will make some chapters dark, so every single part of this story has a meaning that aligns with the title, so if you can't stand some dark and horror chapters then this story isn't you cup.... Humanity comes in all types, so I want to tell it in a way that I can... Thanks for reading this note... Join The Discord Here https://discord.gg/k9MA7ZUQGJ If you want to become a Patreon, you can get access to Advance Chapters, AI Arts and other Perks! You can check it out Here -- patreon.com/P_Magno

Lily Anderson’s life is a picture of perfection—until she finds a marriage certificate with her name and a stranger’s. With no memory of how it happened, her world spirals out of control. As she confronts Adrian Blackwood, the enigmatic man she’s supposedly married to, secrets unravel, dragging her into a vortex of lies, love, and betrayal. With her career, fiancé, and even her identity at stake, Lily must decide whether to fight for her old life or embrace the chaos of a love she never wanted but can’t resist.

A World ruled by kings one king attacked an small Village killing Sai family he vowed to free the village

She woke up and found out that she was the Duke's wayward and man-chasing daughter. They say she was hideous? Alright, then she'll have a makeover and dig up that enchantress from within! They say she was too weak that she shames her warrior of a mother? Oh well, then she'll just become a savant of the sword and the bow! They say she disgraced her house because she chased after the Crown Prince and ended up trampled underneath his horses? Fine! What Crown Prince?! He's not that handsome. She'll just change her target and apply the art of subtle tactics! They say she's dumb and stupid she brings down her prodigy of a father? She'll just become a genius then! After all, it is never too bad to be motivated. _____________________________ This is an Original story and not a translation. All rights reserved. :) Update Schedule: 1-2 chapters/day (unless somethings comes up) Chapter Length: 800-1.5k words Disclaimer: I don't own the images I use for the cover, all rights belong to the creator.

Elian, a beggar with nothing to lose, died tragically, only to awaken in the body of the despised bastard son of a powerful Grand Duke in the Arcanoria Empire. His second chance at life quickly turned into a nightmare when the Grand Duke’s household was executed, and Elian was sold into servitude as a courtesan. In this cruel new existence, Elian crossed paths with Izan, the enigmatic crown prince who harbored dark secrets of his own. As they grew closer, a forbidden love began to blossom, one that could upend the delicate balance of power in the empire and destroy them both. Torn between survival, betrayal and desire, Elian and Izan faced impossible choices. Could they defy the forces threatening to tear them apart, or would the empire crush their love before it even had a chance to begin? --- Warning: This book contains mature themes. Join my Discord server: https://discord.gg/NJJKETf4

Fresh out of High school, Alex Baker is thrust into the real world when He finds a mysterious basket on his patio. With this fragile heart in the palm of his hands, will he succumb to the pressure, or will he stand tall?

Young Caleb lives a frivolous life of chasing girls until he's called to fight a war in some place he's never heard of. He learns the meaning of respect, of loyalty, friendship, love, and the true meaning of evil.

when you're down and dry, and you just need the right words to cheer you up , and make your day, just check this out.. A LITTLE COMFORT CAN HELP..

ETERNITY! The retribution for actions unrepentant, unredeemable and unatonable is a type of torment for the tormenter- executed by the timeless demons of the abyss for eternity. But wait! One demon is missing? - 'OUT FOR HOLIDAY' "What the Hell?!"

Here’s a brief synopsis for To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee: In the racially segregated town of Maycomb, Alabama, during the 1930s, young Scout Finch and her brother Jem are raised by their widowed father, Atticus, a principled lawyer. Through Scout’s innocent eyes, we witness the struggles of morality and justice as Atticus defends Tom Robinson, a Black man falsely accused of assaulting a white woman. The story delves into themes of prejudice, courage, and empathy, juxtaposed with Scout’s journey of coming of age in a community steeped in fear and intolerance. The mockingbird symbolizes innocence and the harm caused by prejudice, leaving readers with a profound message of hope and humanity.

Lavender has had a tough life, and because of her lack of opportunities, she is forced to live in the slums of a giant city. She is alone and has to take care of herself while living in a neighborhood that even the police are too scared to come to. She works a full time job in order keep her apartment and tries to stay tough for her own survival. Because of the constant danger, she is forced to dress like a boy for her safety. The world is cruel to her but she can't fight the fact that she was born with a kind heart. Despite her challenges, she finds happiness in her affection toward one of her neighbors. She has developed feelings for a mysterious man that lives below her. She tries to build up the courage to say something to him, but she knows that he could very well be one of the druggies, muggers, or murderers like the rest of the tenants in her building. One thing she could never have expected was that he wasn't a human.

Luca, a 21-year-old from a struggling neighborhood, feels crushed by the weight of his family’s financial struggles. Bills are piling up, food is scarce, and his younger siblings, Leo and Maria, face uncertain futures with school fees overdue. His mother fights tirelessly to hold the household together, but their situation seems hopeless. Frustrated and desperate to provide for his family, Luca feels trapped in a cycle of poverty with no way out—until a chance encounter offers him an opportunity he can’t ignore. Through Carlo, a middleman for Don Vito, the head of a powerful mafia family, Luca is drawn into the city’s underworld. Despite his nerves, he accepts the offer, motivated by the promise of quick money to ease his family’s burdens. Don Vito, skeptical of Luca’s inexperience, assigns him low-risk tasks such as delivering packages, collecting debts, and gathering information. These jobs, though seemingly minor, give Luca a foothold in the mafia while introducing him to the dangers of his new life. During one of his runs, he crosses paths with Sofia, the captivating daughter of a rival mafia boss. Drawn to her intelligence and beauty, Luca finds an unexpected connection, complicating his growing entanglement in the criminal world.

In a world where athletes evolve into legends, Joshua Williams is thrust into a high-stakes system where every stat matters and every choice shapes his destiny. With the ability to grow stronger, faster, and smarter by leveling up and unlocking abilities of NFL greats, Joshua must navigate fierce competition, demanding coaches, and a mysterious system that promises greatness but comes at a cost. Watch as you see Joshua grow..

Life has a way of testing us, like going to fight for your heart even when you knew from the beginning you would lose? Why do we do this? To love what does not love us. To chase what pushes us. To treasure what made us feel worthless. What does it feel like to be so desperate for love?

Tras ver a una mujer caminar por los pasillos del colegio, nuestro protagonista cree que se enamoró, siendo la primera vez que le pasa. Sin saber exactamente qué es el amor, buscará descifrar lo que siente por ella, mientras afronta los problemas de ambos.

There's a legend in the Southern part of the Philippines about a beautiful maiden named Magayon. Magayon was once been in love with her savior Panganoron, but fate was not in their favor— their love for each other led them in their demise.

For nine years, he’s been the king of awkward side-glances and silent admiration, hopelessly crushing on her, Mabel Dorothea, from afar. Now, with just nine days before school ends, this socially anxious high schooler, Eric Russel, has to do the unthinkable: actually talk to her. Armed with sweaty palms, zero experience, and a ticking clock, he’s about to embark on the most nerve-wracking mission of his life. Will he find the guts to confess, or will his inner monologue keep roasting him into silence? "Thinking of her... She would either become my wife or my biggest heartbreak"

dragon? What the heck! Behemoth? Go on your stomach! All Warcraft, please be honest! I am so angry that I have a good look at you! king? Never heard of it! The richest man in the empire? Keep the money! The number one master in mainland China? Rubbish! If you don’t have gold coin beauties, just wait for your magic pet to die of illness! Depend on! I am a veterinarian, who am I afraid of? What would happen to a veterinarian in a continent where Warcraft is the country's ultimate force?

Soar her name. Resilient her spirit. Though her wings broken and her dreams shattered. She never lost hope, learning that life isn't all it seems. She gets stronger and stronger becoming a better Woman. This is the journey of Soar to love. Can she make it despite the broken wings? Find out!

Rachel woke up from a coma After four years...she was happy that she finally meet with her mother and her boyfriend Raymond. but things did not go the same way she remembered... her best friend is engaged to her boyfriend.... Rachel feels heart broken as she decide to go into a contract marriage with her arrogant boss. Did Rachel make a right decision??? will she succeed in her new relationship... will her relationship work with Nelson...the business tycoon .....

Fang Cheng was pierced in the heart. Fang Cheng was stuffed with garlic. Fang Cheng was cut off from his head. Fang Cheng was dragged to the sun. Fang Cheng was shattered by the angry enemy. Fang Cheng was resurrected and opened his hands to the enemies: "Actually, I am not a vampire!" The crowd roared: "I believe you ghost! --- I'm not the original author of this, I'm just a translator. change the original title cause I think it's not catchy enough original title "Immortal I had to pretend to be a blood clan" official link https://m.qidian.com/book/1024222253.html