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Five years ago, everything shattered. An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back. She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone. No degree. No future. Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs. By day, she's invisible. By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams. She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car. The man she once loved. The father of her child. But she doesn’t recognize him. And he? He never forgot her. That man is Kellan Elliott, young CEO of the elite Elliott Group. Cold, untouchable, and far too late. When fate throws Rachel and Kellan back into the same orbit, things don’t explode. They simmer. Kellan doesn’t know the truth. Rachel doesn’t want his pity. And caught in the middle is a little girl who keeps calling the stranger in the suit “Daddy.” But uncovering the truth could break all of them apart... or finally bring them the family they never got to be. This is a secret baby story. One person. One city. One car. One beloved. I’ve driven every road in this city. Will you ever find your way back to me?

"Re:Zero: El Héroe de Hielo y Corazón Puro" sigue la historia de Finn, un elfo de cabellos blanco plateado y ojos azul profundo, con una misteriosa conexión con los espíritus elementales y recuerdos fragmentados de otra vida. Él es el hermano de Emilia, una de las candidatas a la Elección Real. La trama comienza cuando Finn rescata a Aru, una joven de otro mundo con una vestimenta peculiar, de unos matones en un callejón de Lugunica. Aru, desorientada y asustada, se aferra a Finn como su salvador. La relación entre ellos se profundiza rápidamente, especialmente cuando Aru revela el secreto de su habilidad para "Regresar por la Muerte" (Return by Death), reviviendo cada vez que muere. Finn, con su aguda mente y su creciente afecto por Aru, le cree incondicionalmente y se convierte en su ancla. Juntos, utilizan el conocimiento de Aru sobre los bucles temporales y las habilidades de Finn (su magia de hielo, su conexión con los espíritus y sus instintos de espadachín mágico) para investigar la misteriosa maldición que afecta la Mansión Roswaal y sus alrededores. La historia culmina en una confrontación directa con el Arzobispo del Pecado, Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti, la fuente de la locura y las muertes. Con la ayuda de Emilia, Rem y Ram, Finn lidera la batalla, usando su poder de hielo para neutralizar la "Autoridad" de Betelgeuse y, finalmente, derrotarlo. Aunque la maldición se levanta y la mansión está a salvo, la victoria deja a Finn exhausto y abre la puerta a nuevas dinámicas. El afecto de Aru por Finn se consolida en algo inquebrantable, mientras que la gratitud y admiración de Rem y Emilia por el elfo comienzan a sugerir un incipiente "juego de corazones". La paz es efímera, y las sombras danzantes bajo la luna presagian que nuevos peligros acechan en Lugunica, con Roswaal observando los acontecimientos con una agenda propia. La historia explora el dilema interno de Finn ante esta creciente atención y el peso de su papel como protector.

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

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A mother who just lost her child. "It's not you fault mama, i'm in a better place now. "

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

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There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself. Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief. For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, but The Montclair Club. For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in wine. Mila's truth was letting her hair down and having fun just for one night. The innocent woman had her own taste of a 'one wild night.' The result? A positive pregnancy test. Mila became pregnant by the hot-tempered, international playboy and heir of the Montclair Conglomerate, from a family of old money. Zyran Ciro Montclair is known to have a special hatred for the words family and poor. He only believes that the poor are leeches and liars. At the moment, the luxury of pride wasn't something Mila could afford. Jobless, pregnant, and left alone in the big city, Mila decided to go after her baby's daddy. Even if he might reject her, she had to try. And somehow, in her pursuit, she ended up on the early morning news: 'Noblesse Oblige: Montclair Heir to Marry an Unknown Poor Country Girl. It's giving Rich Prince and The Pauper. A 21st-century Fairytale.' What could possibly go wrong? you may ask. Stepping into the rarefied and unhinged world of the Montclairs, Mila realized that their realm wasn't the same as her world of black and white. Her perception of life was turned upside down, and she couldn't help but wonder. What could be so poisonous yet so good as power and money? Will Mila's love endure when faced with Zyran's 12 rules for their marriage, including the humiliating demand of: Rule No 6: “Submission is key: When I say kneel, you'll drop to all fours. Don't question it, just obey.” Will she allow herself to be consumed by the corruption that comes with wealth, or will she spread her innocence and show Zyran a world where people don't have to be used? Can their love survive the poisonous influences of power and money? . . . . . . Instagram account: Pluma_W143 Facebook page: Plumadidi Tiktok: @Plumadidi Cover belongs to me. Art by Kelveendraws

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" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

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Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Elira Devrán fue traicionada por todos. A los 37 años, después de una vida de manipulación, abuso y dolor bajo la sombra de un compromiso con un hombre que solo la quería como posesión, Elira decidió acabar con todo… Un disparo. Silencio. Y entonces… despertó. No era una mujer rota al borde de la muerte, sino una joven de 19 años en el pasado. Esta vez, con todos los recuerdos de su desgracia. Esta vez, con la oportunidad de cambiarlo todo. Elira no piensa llorar ni suplicar. Piensa vengarse. Su prometido, Caius Valcren, el hombre que la obsesionó, la aisló y la destruyó, no quedará impune. La familia imperial que la usó como moneda de cambio, tampoco. Ni siquiera su propio padre, que la vendió por poder. Y lo más peligroso: el verdadero heredero del trono, Leonce Velorian, aún está ahí… y esta vez, no piensa dejarlo ir. En esta vida… Elira decide quién cae.

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This is the story of a scumbag thriving in the magic world... In short...Mama said men are not good.. But I said..Mama... Men are not that bad if you love them with caution...or.. just don't love them...

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La vida de Javier, un joven introvertido quien cansado de su absurda monotonía decide crearse una personalidad alterna, sin pensar que las consecuencias serán altamente corrosivas.

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

Sophia Sterling, the glamorous heiress of the Sterling family—one of New York’s most influential dynasties—has always lived under the spotlight. As a rising actress, she was adored by fans and envied by rivals. But during a lavish poolside gala at her family’s Hamptons estate, a near-fatal accident changes everything. Pushed into the deep end by an unseen hand, Sophia sinks into darkness… only to resurface with a startling revelation. Fragments of another life flood her mind—memories of being the villainess in a novel, relentlessly outshone and humiliated by the story’s golden girl, ​​Isabella Montgomery​​. In that narrative, Sophia’s schemes backfired spectacularly, leading to her downfall and the ruin of the Sterling empire. But now, armed with this knowledge, Sophia refuses to play the antagonist any longer. Declaring her retirement from acting, she returns to the Sterling family’s Manhattan penthouse, embracing a new identity: the cherished ​​"mama’s girl."​​ No longer the conniving socialite, she basks in her mother’s affection, dodges the toxic drama of high society, and quietly dismantles the traps set by her fictional fate. However, escaping destiny isn’t easy. Isabella, the story’s original heroine, remains a force to reckon with—charismatic, beloved, and always one step ahead. Old rivals resurface, media scandals brew, and the Sterling family’s legacy hangs in the balance. Sophia must navigate this treacherous world, using her newfound self-awareness to outmaneuver the plot’s relentless pull. But as she rewrites her story, she discovers a shocking truth: ​​her real-life enemies might be closer than she thinks.​​

Iris Rossi grew up in the slums. When she joined the FBI Iris didn't know just what she was going to face. Will she take it head on or crash and burn.

The dragon shifters are not the only ones in the world. A new breed of shifter was discovered by some human with the legal office of Dragoon affairs. Now the pack has to be divided amongst the Dragoon shifter clans. Iris Cassandra Rossi along with a few members of her pack was sent to Stonefire. Will the two Shifter clans work together or against eachother.

He slammed the divorce papers onto her face, Kong Chengyi's face dark as he snarled, "Hua Lianxi, I can't even stand looking at you anymore, you disgust me. Get out of my sight, now!" The thin paper grazed her face before falling. The momentary sting on her cheek made Hua Lianxi lower her head to look at the papers on the floor. She touched her stinging cheek with her fingertip and then raised her head, a dazzling smile blooming on her face: "Sorry for dirtying you. With money, I can be as willful as I want. Thanks for the check."

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