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I told the gorgeous Goddess to shove her holy quest where the sun doesn't shine. So, she turned me into a worm. Not the cool kind either. I'm not a dragon. Nope. I'm just a pale and squishy parasitic worm. Of course, that wasn't enough for her. She just had to go and dump me in a hive full of cannibalistic siblings! Well, the joke's on her. Because I still got a Divine Gift. Now, if I can just navigate monster society, survive their royal court, and create a HIVE of my own... I may just get my shot at revenge. Let them underestimate me. I'll devour this world, one host at a time. Dear Goddess, get ready. Because I'm a Monster of your own making!

--WSA 2025 ENTRY-- Revian Corvus, the last scion of a fallen noble bloodline, clawed his way into the University of Velmira--a legendary academy where all his ancestors once stood. But in a world where worth is defined by magic, Revian is granted the weakest ability ever recorded: Float. A power so useless it’s considered a joke throughout the entire kingdom. Mocked by classmates and ignored by mentors, Revian faces a future of obscurity--unless he can uncover the hidden truth behind his laughable gift... and turn humiliation into legend.

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

After losing a dare at her freshman party, Sayu is forced to do the unthinkable—ask out Hayato Arisaka, the most gorgeous, untouchable, heartthrob on campus. It was supposed to be a joke. A moment of public humiliation. Except… he said 'Yes'!

I thought I just tripped into a construction site. Turns out, I tripped into another world. Now, I’m being hunted by deadly monsters called Graves, dragged into a government facility, and forced to work under a terrifying hunter who walks like every second costs him money. Oh, and surprise—I don’t even exist here. No ledger, no record, no nothing. Apparently, that makes me a "walking system error." Love that for me. My new babysitter, Elren Vayne, is tall, deadly, and allergic to emotions. His patience is thinner than my survival chances. But that’s fine. I just need to stay alive. Blend in. Crack a few jokes. Maybe get on his nerves—just a little. Definitely not falling for the emotionally unavailable hunter. Nope. Not in the plan. Because I’m not part of their system. Right? ...Right?

Seif Amer was just an actor who lived for the spotlight — reckless, wild, and craving fame. But when a tragic accident thrusts him into the very movie he was supposed to film, everything changes. Now trapped in a world where every scene is a deadly trap, every line is scripted, and the stakes are life or death, Seif must fight not only to survive — but to find his true purpose behind the lies written for him. Is this some cruel joke? Or is there a hidden truth buried deep inside the story that could set him free? The script says he’s a pawn. But Seif? He’s ready to rewrite the ending.

"Why does everyone hate me. I never did anything wrong and still everyone hates me. Human and Gods all of them hate my, why why why Why! What did I do to deserve this". This question has always plagued Shin'en for as long as he could remembèr and becoming a hero not only made it worse but has invited hate even from the gods. He is a weeping soul, crying out to the cosmos at this cruel joke that was his life. Even in death when he is finally free, the universe will not let him rest and sends him back to be a burden of hate and rage.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

She killed on stage… and the curtains never closed. Lilith never wanted the spotlight. But when a blade found its way into her hand during the academy’s grandest theater performance, and blood painted the stage red, the world saw her for what she truly was. Or… what they forced her to become. Now transported into a realm that feels more like a cruel joke than a second chance, Lilith finds herself under the watchful eyes of a cold knight commander and a golden emperor with secrets far darker than their crowns. In this twisted fantasy where survival is a performance and everyone wears a mask, Lilith must decide: Will she play the role of a pawn? Or write her own bloody script?

**Gets Updated Every Wednesday & Saturday** Nate arrives in Blackridge with nothing but a duffel bag, a mysterious past, and fists that know their way around trouble. This isn't your typical "new kid in town" story-this is survival in a concrete jungle where the weak get eaten for breakfast and the strong learn to love the taste of violence. Lia runs her family's greasy spoon diner and clings to her principles like a life raft in a tsunami of corruption. In a city where doing the right thing is practically a death sentence, she's carved out her own little kingdom of defiance-one that comes with a price tag written in bruises and broken bones. She's never had time for love, relationships, or anything softer than steel-toed boots. Between juggling work, studies, and her daily dance with danger, romance seemed about as realistic as finding unicorns in the unemployment line. Her only dream? To escape this concrete prison and the ghosts that haunt every street corner. But then Nate crashed into her world like a wrecking ball with a sense of humor. When eight thugs corner her in an alley, most people would call the cops. But in Blackridge, the cops are probably placing bets on the outcome. That's when fate-or maybe just really bad timing-delivers her an unlikely savior who fights like poetry and jokes like therapy. Now everything is changing, and neither of them knows where the chaos will lead.

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Martin, a 30-year-old corporate manager’s life was flatter than an ironing board. His sarcastic corporate dad jokes light up the office, but not his poor, old soul. One day, a former coworker and mentee of his told him to try out a new game that nobody had heard of. With nothing in his calendar other than visiting his old man in a retirement home, Martin decided, why not? He logged into the game and was immediately shooed away and called an old man. Fortunately, a god saw his PowerPoint-induced trauma and unshakable deadline discipline and gave him a magic IDE, one that he could use to copy, create, and edit magic spells on his own. Follow Martin’s journey as he abused his IDE to create magical tools, golems, and magical versions of modern weapons. Alongside bringing Kaizen and KPI to the medieval fantasy world.

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Eine parallel Welt unserer nicht unähnlich und doch anders. Technisch weit fortgeschritten, lebensechte Hologramme, Cyborgs, Autonome Autos, menschenähnliche Androiden sind keine Zukunftsvision mehr sondern Realität. Die Devise ist “schneller, weiter, höher”. Eine nie endende Beschleunigung. Es wurde immer Lauter auf der Welt bis dann plötzlich Monster auftauchten, die man umgangssprachlich Gueolgul nannte. Chanhae - kann Geister sehen, nicht erst seit diese Monster aufgetaucht waren und die Welt ins Chaos stürzten. Siri - ist auf der Suche nach einem Portal in der Zentralenmagierbibliothek um die Geuolgul dahin zurück zubringen wo sie herkommen sind. Minji und Yuna - versuchen ihre kleine zusammengewürfelte Familie durch das Chaos zu führen und sind sich dabei nicht immer einer Meinung.

Synopsis: In a city trying to solve a housing crisis in the most questionable way possible, a new government policy offers subsidized apartments to young "couples"—with one bizarre catch: they must live together for at least three months. Noa Aizawa and Ren Kurosawa? They signed up as a joke. Not dating. Not even close. But somehow, they get approved... and now they’re sharing a one-bedroom apartment with one queen-sized bed, a stack of awkward rules, and absolutely no plan for how to survive the chaos.

He was ruthless and aloof in her point of view, but she was having steamy nights with him under the influence of alcohol. She decided she was going to take a stand, but it led to another alcoholic moment that she decided to refuse and asked for a divorce, he thought she was joking because he was handsome and had an outstanding career. Suddenly their world began to fall apart. Will their love bring them together as one true love or will life get the best of them? ©Hopesophine

I once believed I was the heroine of a modern fairytale, blessed with beauty, wealth, intelligence, and a powerful legacy. Men adored me, women envied me, and I was engaged to the most desirable man, Cole Fay. My life seemed perfect, a dream where I held the starring role. But on my eighteenth birthday, that illusion crumbled. The truth hit me hard: I wasn't the protagonist, nor even the villain or a side character. I was just cannon fodder, a disposable part of someone else's story. But when fate recognized the cruel joke of my life, I was granted a second chance. This time, I'll write my own story, living for myself. And this time . . . I will never love you again.

Synopsis: "Hearts Rewritten" In a tale woven with love, heartbreak, and the complexity of human relationships, Deen, a vibrant and optimistic artist, finds his world shaken when his relationship with Thai, a talented but guarded musician, begins to unravel. Fearful of vulnerability, Thai pushes Deen away, leading to heartbreak and confusion. Their mutual friend Lila, eager to help, concocts a plan to rekindle their bond, resulting in a series of comedic and heartfelt moments that test the limits of friendship and love. Thai and Deen’s journey begins in a familiar world filled with laughter and friendship. Their romance, once vibrant, faces trials as misunderstandings and insecurities threaten to tear them apart. Just as they find their way back to each other, a tragic car accident catapults them into a mysterious realm where their memories of one another have vanished. In this new world, Thai embarks on a desperate quest to find Deen, guided by an unshakeable feeling of love. Meanwhile, Deen navigates his own path, haunted by fragments of a bond he cannot remember. As they confront formidable challenges and forge new alliances, the echoes of their past reverberate through their hearts. Through trials of loyalty, betrayal, and self-discovery, Thai and Deen must not only reclaim their memories but also redefine their love. Will they navigate the threads of fate to reunite, or will the forces of this unfamiliar world keep them apart forever? Join them on a captivating journey of resilience and romance, where the power of love can rewrite their destinies.

Synopsis of "Echoes of Vengeance {BL}" In the ruthless world of organized crime, Marco Rinaldi, a mafia heir with a heart of gold, finds his life turned upside down when he falls for Luca, a passionate young man from a humble background. Their love blossoms amidst betrayal, as Marco's ex-wife, Isabella, a cunning and vengeful woman, seeks to reclaim power by aligning with the rival DeLuca family. As tensions rise and threats escalate, Marco is determined to protect Luca from Isabella's sinister plans. When a gala erupts into chaos, revealing deep-seated betrayals and alliances, Luca vows to fight alongside Marco, refusing to be a mere pawn in the dangerous game they are caught in. With their relationship tested and their lives hanging in the balance, Marco and Luca navigate a web of secrets, revenge, and heartbreak. As they delve deeper into a world of shadows, they must confront not only external enemies but also their own fears and desires. In a climactic battle for love and power, the couple must decide if their bond is strong enough to withstand the chaos, or if they will be consumed by the darkness surrounding them. Amidst the turmoil, the quest for vengeance leads Luca to uncover the truth behind his parents' murder, forcing him to confront the very forces that threaten their future. In this gripping tale of love, betrayal, and redemption, alliances will shift, hearts will break, and only the strongest will survive.

Synopsis of "Veil of Secrets" In a sprawling metropolis shrouded in ambition and deception, investigative journalist Alex Hayes is on a relentless quest for truth. When a series of mysterious disappearances begins to plague the city, Alex sees an opportunity to expose the dark underbelly of the elite—people who will stop at nothing to protect their secrets. Haunted by a personal tragedy linked to one of the missing, Alex is driven not just by a professional duty but by a deep-seated desire for justice. Teaming up with Maya Chen a passionate activist advocating for the victims and Sarah Hayes who is a skilled hacker with a talent for navigating the shadows of the digital world, Alex plunges into the depths of a hidden society where privilege meets peril. Their investigation reveals a web of corruption that extends to the city’s most powerful figures, including Marco Rossi, the charismatic leader of the elite society, whose charm masks a ruthless ambition. As Alex unravels the tangled threads connecting the disappearances, they encounter Ethan Blake, a mysterious informant with a foot in both worlds—the elite and the marginalized. With his insider knowledge and complicated past, Ethan offers crucial information but harbors secrets of his own. Together, they must navigate a treacherous landscape where trust is a luxury and every revelation could be a deadly game-changer. As the stakes rise and danger lurks at every turn, Alex’s relentless pursuit of the truth puts them at odds with the very forces they seek to expose. Each chapter unfolds a new layer of betrayal, ambition, and moral ambiguity, leading to a final confrontation that will challenge everything Alex believes about justice, loyalty, and the price of uncovering the truth. "Veil of Secrets" is a gripping tale of resilience and revelation, exploring the lengths people will go to protect their secrets—and the devastating consequences of uncovering them.

The strongest hero in the world… has no idea what the hell he’s doing. For five years, he wrote a fantasy webnovel about the most overpowered protagonist imaginable. A flawless, dramatic, world-shaking hero with a name so long it might actually summon something if said aloud. But after an untimely death, the author wakes up in the body of his own creation, Lucien Aetherion Valeforge, Archmage of the Ninth Flame, Scion of the World Tree, Savior of Realms, etc., etc. Now trapped in the very world he built, one riddled with plot holes, half-baked side quests, and a barely functional magic system, he has no choice but to pretend he knows what he’s doing. Unfortunately, the world isn’t playing along. The villain seems dangerously self-aware. The party he wrote as jokes now has real personalities, real problems, and real trauma. His most powerful spells come with side effects he never bothered to define. And worst of all? Everyone expects him to act like the perfect hero he never actually was. Armed with absurd power and absolutely zero preparedness, he’ll have to navigate his own unstable story, dodge his own writing mistakes, and try not to accidentally destroy the world he once created just for fun.

[New chapter each Sunday] Si-woo and Il-seong are the joke of their high school. While Il-seong fights to earn respect, Si-woo has slowly gotten used to live under everyone else's thumb. When a mysterious screen offers him the chance to become a "player," memories of the manhwa heroes he idolizes flash through his mind... But feels unworthy of standing among them. He refuses. Then, a new path is offered to him: become a "master," a creator of a system designed to unlock the potential in others. Si-woo decides to take this chance to help Il-seong finally shine. From now on, they'll live by their own rules. Those written by Si-woo. [Be gracious please, english is not my native language]

Eiji Kuroryuu was the kind of guy people ignored—awkward, perverted, and always cracking dumb jokes just to get a reaction. No one really saw him. And honestly? He got used to it. Until the day a rift swallowed him whole. Thrown into a world of monsters, demons, and ancient chaos, Eiji should’ve died. But he didn’t. He adapted. Fought. Endured. And over what felt like lifetimes across countless worlds, he became something else—something dangerous. Now he’s back on Earth, the same boy on the outside, but carrying the soul of a half-devil with sealed powers and memories no human should bear. He just wants to live quietly, maybe flirt a bit, and avoid drama. But fate has other plans. With secret factions, rogue angels, and demon houses stirring behind the scenes, Eiji finds himself caught in a war he wanted no part of. But this time, he’s not running. Because behind that playful grin is a devil who’s seen too much to stay silent. And when he fights back... the world will remember his name.