Adult Jokes Riddles

When the latest blockbuster, The Deficient Piece, inexplicably comes to life, the boundary between fiction and reality collapses. Bun Chokan, a home-loving man on the bangs of society, finds himself plunged into a ruthless universe governed by deadly riddles. As chaos engulfs those who don't understand the workings of this new world from the film, Bun proves to be the only one who can exploit the narrative subtleties of the script of this one. But will this unexpected gift be enough for him to survive and discover the truth?

~Mature Content~ Alex, a broke and normal college student, stumbles across a deal too good to pass up—a high-tech VR headset for just $99.99 with a coupon code. Curious and desperate, he buys it, only to discover a virtual world called The Nexus. This isn’t just any game; every coin he earns in the VR world can be cashed out in real life. There are two Modes in The VR game: General for Normal Gaming/Adult for Adult Gaming. He doesn’t know what happened after playing VR he discovered that he can use the in-game currency he earned through quests can be use in real life. And all the quests are related to Adult Game mode which he selected in the starting.

~Mature Content~ A guy living his boring life as he play games on his pc. He loves to play erotics and adult games, and one day because of some random draw or something he was chosen as ‘Beta Player/Tester’ for the game. without any hesitation in his mind he sign the form he got in his email and in few days he got the VR Capsule for the beta testing. Of couse he didn’t have to pay for anything, and will get the chance to play an adult game first time in a VR. [You have Entered the Game!] [Please Enter Your Login Details!] -Username: *******- -Password : *******- [Thank You For Login!] -_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- [All the characters in the novel that will appear will all be of the age of 18 or above]

!!Starting from illegal drugs to the center of the emergence of a deadly virus!!!

In a world riddled with conflict, Sahej looks for the courage to face his best friend before one of them must fall victim to the manslaughter.

Age is just a number!!! That's right!!! From the time she was a little girl to the time she was an adult, not a single person approached Naura Nadiandra. A twenty-seven-year-old mature woman who thinks she's never had a life partner at all. Her peers are married and have children. There are also those who are pregnant with their second child so fast. But Naura...? Her life is completely tied to one person who Naura doesn't know who that person is. Gibran Pradikta, an adult man who is always cold and annoying to Naura. As if Naura's annoyance is something that always makes him happy. This woman who is almost twenty years old makes Gibran's life uneasy.

In a world riddled with oddity and mystery, Dane finds himself right in the middle of something big. The origin of Iotils, the Twelve, and the mysterious Mirror Lady, all mysteries the lone man will be forced to unwrap.

I was a normal part timer in a small cafe when one day walking down the street a man wearing mask killed me to steal my bag. just when I thought I was going to die a floating screen appears in front of my eyes... [CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN THE NEW WORLD] [4:58 YOU HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO MAKE THE DECISION] seriously!!! was my life was not shitty enough that now even at the time of my death these kind of jokes happening with me. in my heart I knew well that things like reincarnation doesn't happen but I have got no Choice. [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE ACCEPTED THE INVITATION] [ ELIJAH VALENTINE: A FAMOUS A* LIST ACTRESS AND MODEL] [PLEASE CLICK HERE TO TET THE MEMORIES

••••••••••••••• PROLOGUE •••••••••••••••• LUCÍA MORENO(19) , A typical mafia princess and what attributes do all Mafia Princesses possess, Exactly what you’re thinking, Spoilt, Rude Brats who have everything they’ve ever wanted, born with a golden spoon tucked away in their hands, Having fortunes left in their names even before they ever saw the light of life Lucia Moreno is the daughter of Matteo Moreno, an worldwide known business man but it’s not all that meets the eye of men that is true, Underneath this, he was the most dangerous Italian Mafia drug lord with the heart of the devil, Forgiveness….. What a joke, Love…..Fell once but died during child birth who was also known as Macbeth Moreno, Lucia’s Mother Ever since the death of Macbeth, Matteo has been so overprotective of Lucia but in his case I won’t call it over protection because he was haunted by most Mafia lords out there who won’t stop at anything to bring him down to dust, watch him burn before their eyes, have him beg on his knees, bloody and naked Lucia had so many bodyguards in the past but somewhere and somehow she manages to get them fired, no one knows how she does it or why she does it until he was assigned to her SEBASTIAN IGNACIO REYES(25), also known as Ombrà meaning Shadow, a mobster in the clan, he was the male version of Lucia, not spoilt but insanely rude and worse…..heartless, he acts like a bot trained to only follow his masters command and if there’s anything or anyone he hates in this world….it was Lucia, why? She was spoilt and always treated people like slum, she hated the sight of poor people and won’t hesitate to step on them, any chance she gets unlike Lucia who only knows him as Matteo’s right hand man, Sebastian being an orphan from the slum himself hated her with ever single living cell in his body Matteo’s Trust for Sebastian Skills and wisdom had him assigning him to be Lucia’s bodyguard, Lucia made it her mission to get Sebastian fired from being her body guard What Happens between these 2 adults? What happens when Enemies attack and Sebastian and Emily goes into hiding? Just 2 adults in one hidden house We all know what happens next when 2 adults are left in one house, Even with the hate, they won’t be able to stop normal human desires, would they? JOIN ME!!!!!!!

It was the day of my death. As everything came to an end, I heard a voice, a voice that would ultimately decide both my suffering and my rise. [If you had enough time to play one more game, what would it be?] Naturally, I answered the one game that had been on my mind even before I found myself withering away on my deathbed. The War of Demons and Heroes. An adult game of epic proportions. **** Disclaimer 1. This is my second novel, so don't expect amazing quality; I'm still learning. 2. This is a slow-paced story. The story is written from Kayle's perspective and will have an emphasis on the characters and world around him. 3. "Is this a harem?" A common question from my previous novel, so I'll address it upfront: Yesn't. 4. If you decide to give my novel a try, first, thank you! Second, feel free to leave any thoughts or opinions in the comment sections and paragraph comments. The constructive criticism or inspiration I get from them is always welcome.

In the year 473 of the Hyoseon Calendar, the nation of Geonhae stands as a symbol of traditional grandeur intertwined with cutting-edge technology. Ae-rin, a powerful business magnate and the head of a renowned mafia family, has mastered the art of survival in a world riddled with betrayal. Yet, her heart remains vulnerable to the people she lets in.But when Kyung-hoon, a spy sent to infiltrate her life, captures her heart, his ultimate betrayal shatters her world. In a world where nothing is as it seems, will Ae-rin rise above the whispers of deceit—or become their next victim?

In a world devastated by chaos, young Alex awaited his 10th birthday, hoping for a simple blessing. Instead, he found himself before familiar statues of gods from his past life. Drawn to Apollo, the god of the sun, Alex chose to bind with him, gaining immense power and a heavy burden. His journey began with Alexius, a talking cat who was more of a nuisance than a guide. “If I told you everything, where’s the fun in that?” Alexius would purr, clearly enjoying Alex’s frustration. Then came Hermes, the trickster god who saw Alex as his personal plaything. “Consider it divine seasoning,” Hermes would say, grinning as he led Alex into absurd situations. “Why do I feel like a toy in your cosmic playroom?” Alex would ask, to which Hermes would only wink and reply, “Toys don’t complain as much.” Aion, though seemingly fatherly, couldn’t resist his share of riddles. “You remind me of my younger self,” he’d say warmly. “Just don’t forget to have fun—life’s a marathon, not a sprint.” Alex often wondered if everyone in the divine realm spoke in riddles, earning chuckles from Aion. Despite their antics, other gods showed unexpected kindness, guiding Alex through his trials. With Apollo’s power came visions of past, present, and future, setting him apart. Though he appeared calm and distant, his companions saw the sadness in his eyes, wishing he would open up. Alex harbored a simple wish—one the gods repeatedly ignored: a normal life.

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

"From Boy, to Man, to God, to Something Else." This is the first hand account of Waker's Journey. His tale is one forged in love, tragedy and blood. It is not for the faint of heart and mind. If you possess the courage, I dare you to delve into these pages. [Warning: Adult content 18+.]

A child, devoid of childhood and raised in crime. Reincarnates in the world of Minerva, a World riddled with Fear, Corruption, and Chaos

[A god is a paradox.] This is the theme of the novel, [Hero's Downfall], which Arcine wrote for funsies and laughs. The novel was a piece of satire as glorious as it was horrendous, with shallow characters, petty squabbles, and black-and-white villains and heroes. There was no depth whatsoever. And yet people kept reading until the very end, bound by the idea that the entire novel was a big joke. Life would make a similar joke on our trash author Arcine. Plagued by three different types of cancer, paralyzed from the waist down, and suffering from severe mental degradation at a young age, it was as if everything he had written was being thrown back at him. His suffering would continue even after his death. In a new life. Inside his garbage-tier novel.

Max used to be your normal guy until he was sent for reincarnation into another world by truck-kun. The world Max was reincarnated into was a world that was riddled with war until a few years ago, when a woman known as the Sword Empress ended the war and brought peace. But Max gave up thoughts of pursuing more power when he learned that the sword Empress was actually his calm and regal mother. Max decided to live a peaceful life with his mother along with his loved ones, but how many years can a forced peace last?

"I think am in love with someone's husband," Nadia said suddenly and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

"In the world of 'One Piece,' a realm teeming with legends and mythical treasures, a chilling enigma remains shrouded in silence, a mystery so ominous that it even sends shivers down the spine of the king of the celestial dragons. What is this well-guarded secret, and why does it command such fear and reverence? Is it a living entity or a nightmarish apparition? As whispers of this unfathomable riddle echo through the Grand Line, the world holds its breath, awaiting the revelation of a truth that could reshape the very fabric of existence."

A group of young adults enter a fantasy game unexpectedly getting trapped in the virtual world with other players. Little did they know that things are much worse than they realize.

Seojoon has always been the target of bullies at school, ridiculed for his weight and low self-esteem. His life is a daily struggle of avoiding confrontation, hiding behind baggy clothes, and enduring harsh jokes. But everything changes after a humiliating

As Earth faces imminent destruction, humanity’s last hope rests on a colossal ark and its courageous passengers, destined for a new home among the stars. Yet, the journey is riddled with mystery, as cosmic forces beyond their understanding trigger unexpected powers among the survivors. Each new world brings danger, strange life forms, and elusive hints of a dark secret behind their sun’s collapse. Can they unravel the truth before it’s too late, or will they fall prey to the forces that claimed their dying world?

Elizabeth, a young adult navigates her way through an heartbreak. A love that was meant to be for an eternity. Would she be able to survive it? Or is it just another mishap in her destiny? Is she going to get the right revenge? Read to find out

A weak, powerless boy in a modern-medieval world of monsters, powers, magic, and guns, on his way to become the strongest man in the world, but at what cost...? (WARNING: THIS NOVEL CONTAINS DARK, ADULT THEMES)

A World where Things like Magic, Dragons and The supernatural are viewed as normal. And the world is Riddled with wars, Until the Country of Valdorn Decided they want all the Magic for themselves.

Azrael was a commoner who worked a mundane job in his uncle's shop in a village on the far outskirts of the great Durrigan Empire. As a child, he had aspirations to be a spirit warper, even though he never went through such an awakening as those fortunate people did. However, when his life is riddled with tragedy, he gets consumed by his rage, leading to his ever-so-wanted transformation, with a twist. He then steps up to deal with evil in the only way he sees fit, by extinguishing it in agony.

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

In the world of Xenonia, a stoic girl by the name of Yukina Sako struggles to find her place in the world riddled with monsters made from the corrupted souls of man, gang wars and other such atrocities that plague the star. This one Vulpian blacksmith has one goal. To become the greatest blacksmith that ever lived and to help the denizens of Xenonia...or that was her goal...