Fart Girlfriend

What's it is like to live with three crazily obsessed ex-girlfriends?, Go ask our boy "Ian Everhart" what kind of life he had when he put himself in a situation where three beautiful, powerful, and rich ex-girlfriends chased him until to the ends of the earth.

.In order to make up for the regrets of his past life, Ye Fan transfers to the high school Ning Xi attends after his rebirth, finding the beautiful figure from his memory. In his memories, Ning Xi lay on the operating table, using her last breath to say, "Brother, I... I like you..." In this life, watch how Ye Fan conquers the heart of the soft and genius school beauty step by step. ...

Wang Li thought dying would be the end of his troubles. Instead, it was just the beginning. After his untimely death, he finds himself reborn in a world of powerful cultivators, ancient sects, and deadly rivalries. With a mysterious Primordial Rebirth System, he has a second chance to reach the peak of cultivation. There's just one problem… All of his ex-girlfriends from his past life are here too! From the cold and ruthless Mu Yuechan, the Ice Demoness of the Frozen Lotus Sect, to the fiery and unpredictable Lin Ruoyan, the Scorching Sun Saintess, and even the cunning and seductive Feng Yuling, the Fox Demoness of the Thousand Illusions Pavilion—each of them remembers their past with Wang Li. And they all have unfinished business with him. Some want revenge. Some want redemption. Some… might even still have feelings for him. But in a world where love can be deadlier than any sword, Wang Li must navigate sect politics, ancient grudges, and divine conspiracies—all while trying to survive his vengeful, jealous, and ridiculously powerful ex-girlfriends. Can he mend broken relationships? Can he avoid being frozen, burned, or seduced to death? Or will he somehow turn this chaotic mess into the greatest cultivation harem in history? One thing’s for sure—cultivation has never been this complicated!

Now, with Alfred being gifted the power of the SOUL CONTRACT, he can now control his pretty zombie girlfriend. But there's a problem he needs to keep killing zombies, saving humans, and accomplishing the task given by the system to accumulate enough HEART FLAME ESSENCE So that he can make her zombie girlfriend slowly turn back into a human. Or else if he won't, Alfred is getting cooked by his girlfriend since the soul contract will be broken. And she will start attacking him again. And this time, his gentlemanly move with her will no longer work.

Levi Warwick, a novel author, wakes up trapped in the Library of Noctis a mysterious realm filled with forbidden books. To survive, he must help each patron find the book they seek… or die. The catch? Every patron is a terrifying being Archwizards, Demon Lords, even Demigods. If one of them so much as farts in his direction, he’ll be dead on the spot. He’s just a normal guy. But to them, he appears to be the legendary Librarian cold, powerful, untouchable. So he smiles, lies, and prays they never find out he’s winging it

Leo just wants to game, but his childhood friend-turned-girlfriend, Sarah, has other ideas—and a penchant for using his money. After a delivery reveals her latest impulse buy on his dime, their heated argument explodes into a passionate negotiation. From demands for repayment to seductive offers, their raw, unbridled chemistry takes center stage, proving that for Leo and Sarah, love and lust are always part of the game.

(Warning! Extreme levels of puns intended!) Living in poverty and never having the chance to enjoy his youth, Alan died in an unexpected incident. He then wakes up to find himself as a side character in the novel he read as a child. "Welcome, chosen one! This is the world of Arcana!" "You have been bestowed with the title 'Girlfriend Thief'!" "Make the target woman submit to you using only your tongue and steal her from her boyfriend!" Will Alan be able to survive in this world of magic and monsters, using his new virile body? ---------------------------------- Additional tags: Smut-- Magic-- Handsome Male lead-- No NTR (only Netori) -- No Yuri --Vampire girls -- Elves-- Monster girls -- Demon girls -- Angels -- Dating simulator system -- Mind break ---------------------------------- "Some people think that money, power and looks is all it takes to keep their women from leaving them." "Some people think that women like gentle, kind and caring boys." "Some people think that any sort of roughness is a turn off." "But you are an exception, aren't you?" ~ Rosalind Stewart to Adam ----------------------------------- This novel does have action but most of it involves smut :D Reader discretion advised. ----------------------- None of my works are dropped, and I'll update all of them. But! Like a particular series and want me to update it more than the others? Just let me know in the comments!

I’m Daniel — just your average shy gym rat who prefers dumbbells over drama. I’m low-level in life: no clout, no girls, no game… Until she showed up. Ilil. The goth baddie with curly black hair, quiet stares, demon-tier thighs, and a chest that makes gravity weep. She’s got a simp army following her like it’s religion — including her obsessive ex Pavel, who treats her like property. Everyone wants her. I somehow pulled her. Now I’ve got enemies, simps, drama, and her four chaotic besties trying to "test" me like I’m a damn shoujo protagonist. Add in my clueless boys Ron and Gal, teachers who lowkey ship us, and one massive high school war between gym bros and simps… This ain't your average romcom. This is war. And I’m fighting it all for her. My goth girl

After being ghosted by the senpai I loved for years, I tried something desperate: a dating app that lets you rent a girlfriend in real life. Just one session. Just to feel wanted again. That’s when I met Arisa—gorgeous, confident, and way too real. She said all the right things... but what happens when the lines between rental and reality start to blur? Now my ex-senpai is back. The girl I rented is acting like we’re truly dating. And my emotions? Completely out of control. This isn’t just a love triangle. This is my heart, fully subscribed. A romantic rollercoaster where hired love turns real, heartbreak returns with a smile, and one mistake could cost everything.

Cloud raising is an emerging form of entertainment. It generally refers to people who are unable due to certain restrictions to raise cats, dogs, or other pets; instead, they engage in taking care of these pets remotely through the internet, thereby deriving psychological pleasure. During this nurturing process, they also feed or tip the pets, participating as though they truly owned the pet. However, professional player Chen Yan unwittingly played a game called 'Cloud Girlfriend Raising'. By feeding the cloud girlfriend or splurging on purchases, one could receive a 'tenfold cashback'. By raising affection levels, one could obtain various 'magical items' and even 'meet in reality'? It was supposed to be a lovely 'romance game', but... the unconventional Chen Yan turned it into a money-making game to fuel his business ventures. Chen Yan says, 'What's so good about having a girlfriend? Do they smell nice or are they soft to hug? How could that be more interesting than making money!' Meanwhile, the cloud girlfriend thinks... 'He put so much thought and so much money into surprising me; he must love me a lot...'

Van and his friend Magus had reincarnated in another world with magic. Tasked to kill the demon lord, they set forth. Van was granted very rough skills that made life for him in that world a living hell, yet he muscled through. Magus however, was bestowed with unfair skills. Due to some of said skills, he gained a harem, which in time, included the girlfriend Van made in the world. After beating the Demon Lord, and after finding out his girlfriend had been stolen from him, he got very upset and so he went to propose to... The Demon Lord...!?

what would you do if the girls you were in love with had a possessive desire for you... I'll take advantage day by day of my life with a possessive girlfriend

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)

Satoru Hihashi has it all—perfect grades, model student awards, and a face that makes girls blush… until they find out he's a massive pervert. Dumped by his girlfriend for his "unhealthy fantasies," Satoru is left to rot in heartbreak and shame—until a sultry older woman walks into his life. Rei Kawashira, his mom’s best friend and newly divorced beauty next door, moves in temporarily while “sorting out her life.” But Satoru quickly learns she’s not sorting anything—she’s hunting. When Rei catches him doing something... indecent, instead of calling him out, she smiles. > “You poor thing... Your girlfriend just didn’t understand you.” What starts as awkward tension quickly escalates into secret late-night encounters, whispered temptations, and the most dangerous kind of relationship: one that feels too good to stop. But Rei isn't the only one in the neighborhood with secrets. Her twin sister?

Keemenao thought he had found the perfect girl—smart, stunning, and mysterious. Amara swept into his life like a storm, and he was more than happy to be caught in her whirlwind. But everything changes the day he discovers her biggest secret: Amara is no ordinary woman—she's the ruthless leader of an underground Mafia empire operating deep within the heart of Botswana. What starts as a passionate romance quickly turns into a dangerous entanglement. From the quiet streets of Gaborone to the eerie silence of Makgadikgadi Pans, Keemenao is thrust into a world of betrayal, blood, and secrets too deadly to ignore. As rival gangs close in and enemies rise from within, Keemenao must decide: will he stand beside the woman he loves… or run before he’s swallowed by the darkness she tried to protect him from? *"I Didn't Know That My Girlfriend Is a Mafia Queen"* is a gripping tale of love, power, loyalty, and survival—where the heart is as much a battlefield as the streets.

Rent a girlfriend / Kanojo Okarishimasu - Kazuya x Chizuru Kazuya took this break up more seriously than what was depicted in the anime. He thought of himself as pathetic, cried multiple times, and always asked himself what he did wrong to Mami for her to dump him? He thought their relationship was going great. Was it his excessive horniness when Mami caught him stealing glances and trying to steal kisses? (That's why Kazuya's horniness will be toned down here contrary to the series) He experienced his first anxiety attack and after a few days of suffering depression, he realizes how devastating and tired his face was upon looking at the mirror. So, he decided to move on. How will he do it? He doesn't know but he will. Notes: As this is a fanfic, I will do my best to follow the plot but there may be minor changes that may affect major arcs later on. Things such as Kazuya working out, getting a new hobby, and even luckily getting a side hustle as a business consultant which is his talent and forte are examples of minor changes I will be introducing in this fanfic. I am also not a native English speaker, and I apologize in advance with how I position my sentences and how I convey the story. After I finished writing this fanfic, hopefully it will give me more experience so I can write new novels in the future. My boss sometimes asks me to do unpaid overtime, but I will do my best and release at least 1-2 chapters a week. I promise I won't drop this fanfic. PS: I do my best to proofread each chapter to ensure everything is in order and plot makes sense. Others: " " this indicates that character is speaking ' ' this indicates that character is speaking from their mind (thinking) [ ] future format during SMS conversations. I did not use this yet early on since Mami blocked Kazuya. Most likely, she also blocked him in SMS or other Messaging apps. ( ) Author notes Sentences in Italic would be memories that have resurfaced like a flashback.

Everybody lives life in their own way but everyone has their regrets. Some less, some more, read this wonderful story of our mc who gets a chance to make up for these regrets. His second shot at the game we call life.

Ryo Fukui didn't have big plans for Uni this year. A few parties, game nights, studying, part-time work. Just like his first year. After all, simply getting accepted into the dorms finally shouldn't bring that large of a change. Or so he had thought. What started off as a strange brother pact on the first day quickly continued to spiral out of control. He found himself slowly getting caught up in the pace of his roommate, a pace that he didn't mind at all. Parties, movies, adventures. Yeah, this was probably how Uni should have been in the first place—he'd locked himself in too much first year. But why is it that despite Haruto dragging him out again, Nari is here and he isn't... "Ryo—are you not listening again? Want me to kick you again?" "What—no, of course not. I was just wondering where your boyfriend went." "Tsk... why is it I feel like the third wheel whenever you and him hang out..." A story which follows Ryo as he slowly realizes that sometimes you wind up liking someone you know you shouldn't.

A big strong woman with a wild heart and a smaller less strong man with a delicate heart could never fall in love. But what if they did? Well that is the case for omega Kim Eun Seong who has a boyfriend, but can’t help notice a certain girl walking around his campus. Bamsaek Ah-Reum, a blasian girl who has been having trouble fitting in all while going through girlfriend after girlfriend is having no luck with a solid partner… What will happen next? Tags: amaw, ambw, abo, femalealpha, maleomega, enemies-to-lovers

[COMPLETED] “Can I trust that your feelings won't impact this?” he asked, staring at her with a menacing intensity. “I'm here for the job. You require someone to play a role, and I simply need payment. This is strictly a business deal. Let's both wear our brightest smiles," she replied, maintaining a serene expression not flinching a bit at the intensity of his stare. *** “What if a client develops feelings for you?” he inquired. Venessa's heart skipped a beat at his words but she was still able to maintain her composure. “My job forbids it, as long as I'm bound by the contract,” she murmured, just audible enough for him to hear. *** Vanessa, an ordinary college student, lands a job at an escort rental agency after losing her previous one in an unfortunate incident. There, she encounters Jayden, a successful CEO seeking a rental girlfriend who won't fall for him, as he's still enamoured with his celebrity partner. However, despite his intentions, Jayden ends up falling in love first because he can't help but fall for her charms. As their professional arrangement becomes increasingly complicated, both must grapple with their growing feelings and the boundaries of their business relationship. Will Jayden accept his newfound emotions, and will Venessa remain strictly professional or succumb to love? *** This book has a little element of fantasy as the male lead comes from a secret clan of immortals. Seat back a enjoy how mysteries are unravelled and our Ml and Fl fall in love.

Recently, the company I run under my name needed to move to a larger office building due to expansion. To clear out some unwanted items from the company, I specifically posted a message on my social circle, offering these miscellaneous items for free. "The company is closing, if anyone needs these things, just message me directly." This was originally just a joke, after all, my business is doing well, and anyone could guess I was joking. Unexpectedly, after posting it, my girlfriend actually called to question me. "Wang Xiao, is what you said on your social circle true? Did your company go bankrupt?" "If that's the case, then let's break up!" This joke allowed me to see my girlfriend’s true colors. Well, I guess I’ll stay in that villa I was going to give her myself!

"Stop following me!" Asher yelled, his patience running thin. He had let it slide for too long because she had done a lot for him. But now she was everywhere, suffocating him. "I’m only trying to protect you," she responded. Asher sighed, running a hand through his hair. "I need some space, alright? I can take care of myself." She didn’t budge, and just kept staring at him with that same obsessive look, like she had no intention of leaving. "Is it because you’re strong now? Are you going to leave me because I'm no use to you anymore?” Her voice had turned cold, sharp enough to cut through the silence. “Of course not, you know that’s not the reason…” “Then why do you want me to stop following you?” “I’m just going to the restroom, for God’s sake!” He massaged his temple, clearly at his wit’s end. “Oh, you should have said that earlier.” She giggled, the earlier tension melting away. “I did,” he sighed in defeat.

A heartbroken boy, betrayed by love, finds solace in a rent-girlfriend service. Amid loneliness and pain, he meets a girl with her own scars. Together, they heal through genuine connection, transforming fake companionship into real hope, proving that sometimes, shared sadness can spark unexpected love and understanding.

In the skies above, two wandering fart clouds chase, clash, and connect. What begins as chaos turns into sacrifice, memory, and a strange afterlife where destiny takes shape. A surreal romance born from gas, grief, and grace. Sometimes, the weirdest forms hold the most human hearts

GIRLFRIEND FOR RENT APP. is an application that helps you find a girlfriend by offering you a fair deal. The higher your CHARISMA, the more opportunities you will have to unlock a greater number of women and you may find the girl of your dreams. All in one clip.. Dylan read this on his phone and just out of curiosity opened the app... Noticing the boy's unfortunate state, the app itself started giving him small personal missions to try to help him and improve his charisma.

Jason, lived a peaceful life with his girlfriend Alice,it wasn't a grand life but for Jason it was fine, that was until he got betrayed and his life began to spiral.

He's a global superstar, a living icon. I've been crushing on him since I was 18. Now, I'm 30, freshly divorced, and battling for custody of my child in court. But this can't be real—how could it be? Why is he, the man I've dreamed of for over a decade, asking me to be his girlfriend on live television... at the Super Bowl?

"My Girlfriend Says She's an Ancient Goddess?!" (Sabi ng Girlfriend Ko, DIYOSA daw siya?!) is a romantic comedy laced with satire and magic, set in the vibrant city of Quezon, Philippines. The story follows Alex, a young delivery rider who dropped out of college and scrapes by with odd jobs, trapped in a dull existence where rain and disappointment are routine. Everything changes one night when he crosses paths with Mayuri, an eccentric young woman who claims to be an ancient goddess from the celestial kingdom of Kaluwalhatian. As Alex deals with personal and health struggles, Mayuri—curious, bossy, and utterly clueless about technology—pulls him into a chaotic yet hilarious cohabitation. Between memories of divine realms, a fear of mice, strawberry ice cream, and chocolate milkshakes, an unlikely relationship begins to bloom—one that will change them both. Blending manga-style humor, everyday melancholy, and reimagined Filipino mythology, this novel is a heartfelt and whimsical exploration of how love, friendship, and the past can help us rediscover who we truly are.

Sebuah kisah so sweet antara laki-laki remaja dengan sifat sedingin Ayanokoji yang bernama Arlen Nessi dan gadis remaja dengan sifat normal seperti gadis lainnya yang bernama Akari Yukino.