Dumb Patrick

Front page is "YARKNEY MAW'ALLYS Q'WARAY". Next in line are, THE NOT SO TALL WOMAN (ZIFARLIA), CITRONELLA, The RECEPCIONIST, THE NOT SO OLD HAG and QUEEN MIREYA, (THE BLONDE YOUNG MAN and THE ALBINE are ready along with, VERIZON, (Comment if you want to see any specific character in the corresponding section, and cheer for your favorite!). (I am working on the Æzh'Xinder) After having his Military Service extended from four to twenty two years due to an administrative error, "Drïekvïer", Better known as "Trektör" or "The Worst Nightmare Of The Farioth", is abruptly forced to stop his deployment, all because the change of a law in the Nation he choose to live in. Said law forbid anyone under 78 years to be in active militar duty, him being almost 45 and considered a Veteran doesn't help him in the slightest to make an exception. With this unexpected development, he decide to try something new and impulsive by taking the "Talent" test of the neighboring country in order to obtain a "Profession" and qualify for one of the most prestigious Academies in the gigantic planet of "Clarattoia". To achieve this, is mandatory to have a score of "7", of a maximum of 22.5, after all, with out a Profession is impossible to access "Protocol" and nurture the hidden beast inside all of us. Additional information: NO CHEATS NO PLOT ARMOR NO VANILLA EASY LIFE (So Don't Get Fooled By The Start, about the first 125 chapters, I know that I don't have that many) If you want a story in which there is face slapping of dumb characters or everyone is friendly after a few random words, This is not for you. There is a bit of everything in this story, so be prepared, is the only warning anyone is going to get, yet, smut is must in life. Mondays, Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays One Chapter. Wednesdays and Thursdays Two Chapters. Sundays Minimum Two Chapters. (If My schedule allows me, more or less chapters will be published) Lastly, I am not an English native speaker, so any mistake i commit, feel free to point it out so I can correct it as soon as possible.

Qiao Qingyu found herself transported into a period novel, becoming He Xiu Yu's dreadful ex-wife. She's the worst of them all—lazy, dumb, and wicked. She serves as a foil whose sole purpose is to advance the plot, a tool for slapstick comedy, and a contrast to highlight the intelligence and kindness of the female lead. Everyone is eagerly waiting for her to exit the stage. Faced with dangers ahead and behind, Qiao Qingyu isn't bothered at all. After all, she possesses a seed laboratory. The joy of having a golden finger is beyond your wildest imaginings!

Blurb: Freya Kael has spent her life on the edges of the Whiteclaw Pack, orphaned and outsider with no claim to a name or power. Her life has been one of survival, with no family, friends, or purpose. That changes the day she learns her fated mate is none other than Finnick Logan the strong and feared Alpha of the Whiteclaw Pack. Freya’s heart swells with hope, but her world shatters when Finnick openly rejects her, calling her weak and unworthy of his name. Devastated and cast aside, Freya is forced into hiding. But Freya soon finds that her fate has much more in store. Alone and fragile, she finds she holds a secret power, one linked to a famous werewolf family long thought dead. This power could tip the balance of the werewolf world. With rival packs seeking her out and her powers getting stronger, Freya must decide whether to rise to this calling or let her hate for Finnick consume her. As secrets unravel, Finnick finds himself pulled back to Freya, haunted by his past choices and family betrayals. But with a rival pack threatening their survival and an old enemy reawakening, they may have to join despite the pain between them. Can Freya forgive the mate who destroyed her, and can Finnick redeem himself before he loses everything including Freya?

Blurb: Linda Charles, a bright but failing designer, never thought she would cross paths with Kevin Donald, a cruel businessman hiding his identity as a corporate giant. Linda is pushed into a fake relationship with the man she despises the most after losing everything in a twisted power game. Unknown to her, Kevin holds a deep secret that could destroy both of their lives. As they fight enemies on all sides, from spiteful ex-lovers to power-hungry foes, their intense hate turns into undeniable desire. But with Kevin's lie hanging over them and a shocking betrayal waiting in the shadows, will Linda be able to trust the man who has hurt her, or will they lose everything before love can blossom?

WPC NOV Winner *** “Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

Billionaire Jack Raymond’s life becomes a chaos when he discovers he has a secret child, Ivy, with his former one night stand, Blue Simon. Blue’s past and present collide as she lives an awful life of fear, and full of secrets that could be life-threatening. Her baby daddy’s wife, Myrtle, will do all it takes to maintain her grip on Jack and his empire. Jack, laid between his loyalty to Myrtle and his love for Blue and Ivy, is faced with hard pills to take as he considers confronting Myrtle to stop her evil manipulations , therefore risking his Company and marriage, or playing dumb and allowing Myrtle to execute her plans thereby losing Blue and his daughter. As Blue tries to escape the dangers that come with her secrets being revealed, she is faced with more challenges as she finds out deeper secrets about Jack and his family. Jack must confront the consequences of his choices as he is forced to make drastic decisions that could lead to danger, betrayal and the loss of everything that he holds heartily. Will Jack choose his family or his Love for Blue? Can he find a way to resolve all the issues rising? Will he be able to balance his business? His marriage and his Lover, Blue, without having conflicts? Will they all be able to take in the secrets that will unfold amidst this chaos?

Ray, an ordinary guy from Earth, was betrayed by his girlfriend and imprisoned. On his first day in jail, a brutal attack ended his life—but that wasn't the end for him. Reincarnated into the world of a novel he once read, Ray finds himself in the role of the trashy, dumb prince whose actions lead to a war, causing the kingdom's ruin. Having been reborn, from the moment of his birth, Ray uses his knowledge of the plot to rewrite his fate and turn the tables. With calculated moves using the original plot, he begins taking down his enemies one by one. Yet, something—or someone—threatened his carefully laid out plans: the duke’s son, whose behavior was clearly different from the novel. As Ray’s unexpected attraction to this man grows, he finds himself questioning not only the story’s plot but also his own ambitions. Can he change his future and successfully cary out his plans?- or will his obsession with the original plot—and his growing feelings for this man—lead him down a path of destruction and betrayal once more?

A year after Ryo and Milo have gotten together. The relationship between them is sweet , funny and to some people , confusing . Now they are off to college , with different goals , different dorms and different surroundings . And all the stupid dumb drama of growing up comes into the picture . But , there's more ; Devi is back to get herself a soul for hell . And she's got her eyes on Milo . Will Ryo be able to hold Milo from the dark temptations of the demon or will their love meet its end ... aswell as Milo's life ? It's Part two of the RyoMilo series . Love it , because come on , they have a sweet story . Happy to have my readers back for this book .

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the fuck is up with that description in your novel?” someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know!

As I found myself thrust into this bewildering situation, I couldn't help but wonder if fate had a strange sense of humor. Here I was, once the top A-rank agent, now trapped in the role of a notorious villainess in a reverse harem novel. But why did it had to be the villainess? Well, I don't care! But now that I'm here, I'll enjoy my life to the fullest that I couldn't before. Plus, my family is real rich. Though an issue soon occurred. The female lead keeps sticking to me! I tried to get rid of her by distancing myself since I don't want to end up in the chaos like in the novel… But the female lead is just so adorable!! What would happen if the once fearsome antagonist was now trying to protect the very person she once tormented?  "Sabiiiii!" Ann's voice chimed, her eyes sparkling with innocence. It was hard to resist her charm, and I found myself softening despite my initial intentions. And it seems the so-called main suitors are suffering from collective amnesia. They flocked to me, oblivious to the fact that Anne was the true focus of their affections. "Stay Away! I will not give you my lovely Ann," I declared, my frustration mounting. "Who said I wanted her?" The chaos continued with the supposed fiancé as well, who seemed convinced that our engagement was set in stone, "You are my soon-to-be fiancée! Please compose yourself"  "I refuse to get engaged to you and to compose, whatever that is". "Don't you think you're quite rude to your soon-to-be Fiancé?"  "I'm not rude, you're too nice! And I told you I'm not getting engaged to you" "Thank you, my Lady"  "…Are you dumb?!!!" What in the world of strawberries was going on indeed? It was a baffling and comical twist of fate. But as the days passed, I found myself navigating this bizarre world with a newfound determination. If I was going to be stuck in this story, I might as well do it my way. And who knows, maybe I could turn this chaotic tale into something truly extraordinary.

The night before his enrollment, Patrick received a text from his fiancee canceling their engagement, leaving him in a dilemma. His family forces him to honor a promise made to the Lim family by marrying their second daughter who is in jail. With a wedding ceremony in jail, he finds himself bound to a vindictive billionaire Beast of a wife who will go to any lengths to avenge her dead grandmother. Trapped in a marriage of convenience, this 'beauty' begins his journey as the matrilocal husband of Erica Lim. How does he intend to melt the hard, cold candy shell of Erica's heart and reach the sweet, gooey center to allow love to bloom between them?

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

She woke up and found out that she was the Duke's wayward and man-chasing daughter. They say she was hideous? Alright, then she'll have a makeover and dig up that enchantress from within! They say she was too weak that she shames her warrior of a mother? Oh well, then she'll just become a savant of the sword and the bow! They say she disgraced her house because she chased after the Crown Prince and ended up trampled underneath his horses? Fine! What Crown Prince?! He's not that handsome. She'll just change her target and apply the art of subtle tactics! They say she's dumb and stupid she brings down her prodigy of a father? She'll just become a genius then! After all, it is never too bad to be motivated. _____________________________ This is an Original story and not a translation. All rights reserved. :) Update Schedule: 1-2 chapters/day (unless somethings comes up) Chapter Length: 800-1.5k words Disclaimer: I don't own the images I use for the cover, all rights belong to the creator.

"Energetic Awakening"

My first work, will definitely have plot holes lol. 21st century guy gets transmigrated into a videogame series. He's not really smart, but he's not dumb as a rock either. He's a little bipolar when it comes to how he should act, flipping from being heroic to miserly back to heroic. The rest can be summed up so: kid becomes mage with the ability to blend in assassins creed style, but will use it for every purpose instead of just becoming a killer, goes to the academy.....

[ON HIATUS. Book will resume at some point.] "Princess?" A young man entered the dimly lit room. "I'm not a fucking princess! Get this in your fucking head, dumb bastard! And tell this to the rest of these crazy family members! Lemme get outta here!" She yelled while twisting around her wrist, trying to get off the ropes that were holding her back from throwing a punch at these people who kept visiting her one by one. Her so-called family. "But YOU ARE a princess." Yuden amplified the fact that she was indeed Princess Zahra. The young man smiled softly at her although the smile didn't reach his eyes. His eyes were just cold yet they had some sort of fire in them that might as well burn the person in front just by his gaze. "Should I untie you? You seem in pain," he walked closer to her. "Ha! Do you even know what pain is? Pain is you, your whole bullshit, this house, these people!" "I didn't allow you to be so rude, Princess Zahra," Yuden's eyebrows furrowed, his smile fading. Synopsis: Tiana's idyllic life as a nomad is shattered when she arrives at the capital, she is declared to be the missing princess of Averlyon! Thrown into the glamour and wealth of the royal palace, she soon realizes that something dark lurks underneath the pretty smiles and graceful curtsies. As she struggles to come to terms with her new identity, her old life seems to call her back. Years after Tiana’s disappearance, Crown Prince Yuden is still waiting for her. However, he can no longer ignore his duty. He finally agrees to marry her younger sister Layla to secure the alliance between Averlyon and Yurania. As he prepares to slip the ring on Layla's finger, a man appears and announces that the princess has been found! Although Yuden found his long lost fiancée, she was nothing like what he expected her to have become! [Webnovel Spirity Awards 2024 Entry] ONLY 18+: Violence, triggers, and disturbing scenes (No rape). A happy ending guaranteed! Don’t forget to support for more chapter release!

Hi, Please this book would be deleted and reuploaded later next year. I want to focus on my other book, "The Alpha's Twins Have Different Fathers" first. Thank You. ********* Darragh Gallagher, the first son of the president, has heard a number of hush-hush rumours about his wife, so he disguised himself as a substitute bodyguard to see what he could find out, only for the dumb younger sister to lay a false claim on him as the one responsible for her pregnancy, making him lose his job on the first day. But what happens when both he and his mother could hear the girl's thoughts and both of them end up doing everything that she wanted? What happens then when they find out the truth about the real father of her babies through her thoughts? What are they going to do then? Just what are the odds? *************************** Kenia's mother-in-law threatened to bring another wife for her son because she has been unable to give her a grandchild. After several trying but still failing to conceive for her husband of three years, Kenia tricked her teenage sister into becoming a surrogate mother for her husband in secret. But after she too became pregnant weeks later, she decided to get rid of her sister and the bastard in her womb altogether. * 1524 In an attempt to help her sister, Catriona Byrne became the catalyst that sent her to an early death.  At the gallows for her own dismemberment after avenging her, Catriona smiled as she happily awaited the swift death.  But being reincarnated into the pregnant body of her sister in a new world was something that Cat could never imagine. So, not wanting to face the same fate as the host body, she decided to find a new father for her baby. And that was why she pointed to her father's new bodyguard as the one responsible for her pregnancy. ******************** Note: This author would not give warnings for any scene in the book. So please make sure that you're in the right frame of mind before you start reading.  Thank you and sorry in advance.

Paano kung ipinanganak ka na nag iisang babae sa limang magkakapatid? Ano ang iyong gagawin? Matutuwa ka ba o maiinis? O pwede ring halong emosyon. Si Kelly Ann Marie Dela Cruz, ay isang estudyanteng magtatapos na sa kolehiyo at isa ring ulila na sa ama lumaki sya sa piling ng apat niyang kuya dahil isang OFW ang kanilang ina. Naging makabuluhan ang buhay niya lalo't naging nanay at tatay niya na ang mga kuya niya lumaki siyang umaasa sa mga ito. Kung kaya't naging kilos lalaki na rin sya pero lagi siyang sinasabihan ng mga ito na kumilos bilang babae lumaki siyang takot sa mga kuya niya pero pag si Kelly ang nag tampo sila ang unang sumusuyo. Ayaw rin nilang sinasaktan ng iba ang bunso at nag iisa nilang kapatid na babae dahil sobrang "over protective" sila dito. Kung kaya't kawawa ang magiging manliligaw niya dahil di nila papayagang magkaroon ng boyfriend si Kelly hangga't hindi sila na ikakasal apat. Si Kelly ay isang mahiyaing babae pero brusko. Pero nag bago ang lahat noong nakaalitan niya si Patrick Santos sa kanilang klase na isang binatang pinipilit itinatago ang kaniyang pinagmulan. Pero paano nalang kung na hulog na ang loob nila sa isa't isa tapos malalaman ni Kelly na kaya lang pala sya pinapakitaan ng maganda ni Patrick ay sa kadahilanang kamukha sya ng nakababata at yumao nitong kapatid. May kahihinatnan pa kaya ang relasyon ng dalawa? Hali na't basahin natin ang kwelang buhay ni Ms.Hoodie.

Transmigration and beastmen story. Struggling to deflect the Murim cultivators hot on her heels, Cheon Soo-yeon, who was an S-rank hunter, and sole apostle of the Heavenly Demon constellation, had no choice but to jump into an unexplored abysmal space. However, instead of falling into a pit, the heavily injured lass finds herself landing on the nest of a mythical beast called vermillion bird. Scared stiff, the girl starts to question her life, if it was her retribution eating too much fried chicken. "Why is... there a flaming chicken the size of a building here?!" "Am I gonna be a samgyupsal after surviving a horde of Murim bastards?" Had she known this would happen, she would've endured eating carrots and cabages, opting for a vegetarian life! "Kyuu~" "Huh?" A soft chirp from the dumb-looking newborn chicks made her shudder. "Hey! S... Stop drooling while looking at me! If you're hungry call your mother. Guys, I'm not a worm for a bird feed. Hello? Hello?!"

Anger, pure anger and fear sipped through her veins threatening to burst out. She struggled vehemently to release her hand, but that only made him tighten his hand around her twisted arm. She cried out of pain but that only seemed to impress more. He smirked and said, “Mm, so fiesty?” He smirked, glaring at her and pushing her against the wall. “You are evil Abdullah!” She almost shouted. Beads of sweat formed on her silk skin. Why was he making her life a living hell in her matrimonial home? She was supposed to live a happy life with her so-called husband, but instead, he is bullying her. “Just tell me, why?” She gazed at him confused wondering what he meant by that. “Why what?” She cried “Heh” he chuckled, “don’t play dumb with me Kulthum. Just tell me why you chose him over me? What am I lacking? Huh? Tell me!” He shouted pushing her more against the wall. “Because you are evil! I never loved you in the first place, you are nothing worth loving” she spat as tears flowed down her beautiful face. As soon as he heard that, his face stoned up while his jaw clenched and his eyes became bloodshot. Such a sight she had never seen since she was married to him. “If I can hate you, why can’t you, Abdullah?! I am so tired of his relationship, I can’t do it anymore just let me go” With a dejected heart, he released her hand and whispered dangerously close to her ear, “If I can’t have you, then no one will” He stumped off angrily while she slumped to the ground releasing a heavy sigh as tears rolled down her cheek. Since the day she got married to him, there has never been a day where she laughed for at least two minutes. All she knew at that very moment was that she was doomed!

Rule number one: "As a scholarship student, you should steer clear of the rich kids." Olive raised an eyebrow. "Why? Because of bullying?" she asked, playing dumb, though her mind flashed back to the scene she had witnessed earlier. "Exactly! You should avoid the school heir especially. Bullying's like a sport around here for guys like him. If you offend the wrong person, it won't end well. Trust me, if you want a peaceful year, just stay out of their way." _______ In a world where social hierarchy and family legacy reign supreme, Olivia Williams, a brilliant and determined student, disguises herself as a boy to attend the prestigious Belmont High School. She's won a coveted mathematics scholarship, but her triumph comes with a price: keeping her true identity hidden amidst the treacherous landscape of boarding school life. Enter George Lucas, the charismatic and arrogant heir to Belmont's legacy, who finds himself inexplicably drawn to "Olivia," the mysterious new student. As they engage in a fiery hate-to-love relationship, Olivia must navigate the complexities of her own feelings, the danger of discovery, and the class differences that threaten to tear them apart. As they delve deeper into their whirlwind romance, Olivia and George must confront the dark secrets of their own identities, the weight of family expectations, and the transformative power of love. But with great passion comes great risk: their relationship could upend George's family's reputation and legacy, forcing them to choose between love and loyalty. __________ Warning: Contains 18+ scenes at volume 2. And trust me, this isn't your regular type of highschool romance. Read it and you're sure going to love it.

In a world besieged by monstrous creatures, humanity faces extinction. A mysterious force subjects people to a harrowing survival test, thrusting them into a deadly game where strength and resilience determine their fate. Among the reluctant participants is Carmen Varrs, a shy and anxious individual with no apparent combat skills. Through pure "willpower" and dumb luck, he manages to make it through the tests unharmed. . . . "Skill received... Hourglass."

She stared at him. "Are you dumb?" [Dumb: temporarily unable or unwilling to speak] Kai shook his head. "No, I can speak, I'm just not very good at it." he smiled sheepishly. "Tend to embarrass myself a lot." Stupid? Ignorant? Attracting unwanted attention? Kai Waltz waltzed into a foreign life his superiors labeled "Case Deadpan". Prove you aren't a joke or die trying. All Kai has going are his good looks which, let's face it, cause more trouble than not.

In a world where farting do not exist. The man will become The one Who Farts. This story will become boring, maybe. The enemys are not yet decided. That world not need, but that world gets. *NOT Recommended for people* *Irregular Publish* *BORING STORY* *DUMB AUTHOR* *DUMB NAMES* *TRASH STORYTELLING* *TRASH BACKSTORY* *BULLSHIT SETTING* *BULLSHIT ROMANCE*(IF there is maybe a romance) *BULLSHIT CONFLICTS* *ONE-DIMENSIONAL CHARACTERS* *OBVIOUSLY CARDBOARD PERSONALITY*

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Adventurer: "Are dreams imbued with deeper significance than reality?" MC: "Have you seen my grey jacket?" Adventurer: "..." MC: "..."

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"At kanino 'yang damit na 'yan ha miss? Sa bwisit bang waitress na 'yan? Ayaw ko niyan, baka saan pa galing 'yan. 'Di bale na lang," bwisit na bwisit at nandidiri kong sabi kay dumb waitress habang tinuturo ang isa pang walang hiyang waitress. "Ang arte naman. Akala mo naman maganda." "What? May sinasabi ka ba stupid waitress?" mataray kong tanong dito dahil bumubulong-bulong pa ito na ikinainis ko ulit. Posible kayang may mabuong pangmatagalan kung sa bar mismo ang lahat ay pansamantala lamang?