Dumb Patrick

"Oh Lord Lunareio, you are the only one who can save our world." ... My name is Rikuya Takatsuki, and I didn’t ask to be summoned to some fantasy world with my classmates. But there I was, expected to be a hero and protect the Kingdom from Realm Eaters, dimensional monsters chewing through reality. Apparently, all the races summoned forth heroes of legend, which was sort of a shocker to me since it wasn’t the cliché "slay the demon king" trope. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. While everyone else got flashy powers and legendary classes, I was slapped with the FFF Auto Hero class—no skills, no perks, and no respect. The kingdom handed me some pocket change and politely told me to scram. Fine by me. I was all set on enjoying the easy life in this new world anyways, when out of nowhere a bunch of cultists kidnapped me, claiming I’m their prophesied god or whatever. They gave me a mansion, unlimited snacks, and zero responsibilities, so of course, I played along. But then my so-called useless class kicked in. Turns out Auto Hero means my body hijacks itself whenever there’s danger, turning me into some kind of unstoppable killing machine. Efficient? Sure. Ethical? Not so much. Now everyone thinks I’m this terrifying cult leader who takes down monsters, corrupt kings, and anyone dumb enough to stand in my way. While my classmates enjoy their shiny hero lives, I’m here in the shadows, leading a cult, toppling kingdoms, and pretending I have some grand plan. The truth? I’m just winging it. I mean... what’s the worst that could happen?

A city gripped by fear retreats as darkness falls, the streets eerily silent, homes fortified against an unseen threat. How can any family hope to survive when the night itself harbors a nameless terror? When tragedy strikes one unsuspecting household, the question becomes not if they can survive, but how many will fall victim to the shadows that consume their city?

This is the life story of two clueless girls. A nameless maid knight and an indulgent princess. Pursuing their God-given destiny just like the other. Be brave yet so foolish. Be decisive yet so naive. It's their own thorny alley of fate into the brightest sunset of the end. Together they walk into the unknown path of life, either on their past, present or even future. May God be with them in every step and action. Protect them and their friends through the ups and downs of life.

WPC NOV Winner *** “Hmph, my dumb big sister is in danger!” A mischievous grin spread across his face. “Hehehehe... this gives me the perfect excuse to finally use this treasure I’ve acquired but never bothered with!” He rummaged through his belongings, carefully selecting various items. “A bit of this... and this... and a dash of this.” Boom! The explosion of energy sent a ripple through the air as he laughed maniacally. “Hahaha! It's done! Now, all I need is a compatible host for it.” Years later... “Did I overdo it?” he wondered in awe, watching as his creation wreaked havoc, conquering world after world with ease, as though stealing candies from children. **** As you saw the synopsis, it will be :- Op Mc Harem World Travels And one side beating

A heroic tale. A knight in shining armor. A mage who can obliterate the world with just a flick of a finger. A mysterious rogue that moves like a shadow. A goddess so stunning and wise, shining upon the world and giving humanity a flicker of hope in the darkest times. Yeah, you’re not getting that here. Instead, let me introduce you to my squad—ahem, I mean, the Hero's Backup Squad! The unsung, overworked, questionably competent crew that works behind the scenes to make sure the real "heroes" don’t trip over their own destiny and die before they actually save the world. Hah! Do you really think heroes always win? That they magically save the world, have crazy strong powers, never die before the final battle, and somehow pull off the impossible every time? Yeah. That’s because the gods upstairs hire others to make sure things don’t go off track. That’s what we do. The invisible fixers, the divine crisis management team, the ones patching up the hero’s dumb mistakes before it happen while they get all the glory. Not that I’m bitter about it. (Okay, maybe a little.) I’m supposed to give a proper introduction here, but honestly? I don’t, I—ugh. You know what? Just read it. You’ll see. Sincerely, Goddess Yuna Keeper of the Subdivision of Heroic Affairs (And Unpaid Babysitter of Questionable Recruits)

Roderic Vane is nobody—a frail, overlooked laborer scraping by in the shadow of cultivators who wield the heavens’ might. Weak in body and spirit, he’s resigned to a life of obscurity until a stroke of dumb luck lands him an ancient relic: the Dual Cultivation Path, a long-forgotten technique that promises power through the merging of yin and yang with another’s essence. It’s a gamble for a man with nothing to lose—a chance to rise from the dirt and claim a strength he’s never known. Desperate and determined, Roderic begins his unsteady journey into this forbidden art, seeking partners whose energies might lift him from frailty to something more. Each step along the path bolsters his fragile core, revealing glimpses of a world he was never meant to touch. But as he claws toward power, unsettling whispers plague his nights: "The dual path hungers." On the verge of his first true awakening, a cold dread grips him—what has he unleashed, and will it save him or swallow him whole?

In a fascinating world of Archia, people are born with mana/magic and they can use their mana after they make a pact with a spirit in the forest of life. Each person can have one of the five types of spirits, fire, earth, water, air and space. Our FL Cassandra Von Bonbourte is the first princess of Galendale kingdom and one and only in the whole kingdom who didn't receive any spirit, she was called bad luck, cursed ones who brings disasters to the people around her. She was sent away in an abandoned palace where she spent her child to young adult life until she was called back to marry the crown prince of Asterlayham empire, biggest and the most powerful empire who is rumoured to be super ugly and fat. 1. What her life would be in a foreign land where everything is unknown ? 2. Will her husband really is as ugly and fat as rumoured described ? 3. What secrets she will unlock about herself that are hidden deep in ? 4. And who are those people that are after her life ? [ stay with me to find out ] THINGS THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK 1. FANTASY WORLD : first of all, this story is based in a where everyone can use magic, has cute fairy like spirits, monsters, demons etc. 2. COOL, STRONG FL : as the FL was fend off to live on her own when she was young, she became independent and strong. She is determined type and knows how to do things right.( well, most of the time) 3. FLUFFY, SILLY ROMANCE : well! both main characters are dumb when it comes to love. One is a cry baby and other one is his nanny, one is shy and easily gets embarrass type and another is straightforward and sharp, one is a over thinker and another is also an over thinker. 4. Truck- load of DRAMAS : all the drama lovers, this could be your book as it is filled with them. 5. GOOD AMOUNT OF ROMCOM : you like misunderstandings, confusion and funny scenarios in stories, you should give it a shot. #. I will be uploading every two days.

“My Existence is a bully to the word Existence itself." Quote from Patrick. Patrick, a regular arrogant kid with extremely attractive looks and a high IQ, lived in the alternate version of Earth. But in this alternate Earth, there were awakened humans who possessed abilities beyond the scope of human knowledge. Yet, despite living in an awakened world, Patrick didn't awaken any ability. But just when he was annoyed with his unawakened life, he acquired an unknown entity called a system. With that, it opened a gateway of infinite possibilities that caused the existence of the story "GOD OF ALL SYSTEMS."

She's not deaf, not dumb; she can speak and even laugh. But what's the usefulness of talking when you can't explain your pain to people? What is the usefulness of smiling and laughing when you will later cry? Jean was a very beautiful and cheerful young girl, but she lost her mother at the age of nine. Instead of her father focusing on her and helping her forget the pain of the death of her mother, he went ahead and brought in his wife and children. Little Jean just wanted attention, trying to gain her father's love, but all her efforts were ruthlessly washed away. She regretted not having a mother and wished for her mother to not have died. She grew up alone, with no one to speak to and no one to make her laugh. Slowly, she started forgetting how to smile and how to speak; she even forgot how to show her expressions and emotions. She was a beautiful young woman with smooth skin that glowed like a doll. When she could smile, speak, and show emotions like a normal human, she wasn't the center of attention. But when she lost all these important elements of human life, it became easy to mistake her for a doll. The worst part was that even though people believed she was a doll, some perverts still wanted to take advantage of her. Just because she was now emotionless and had forgotten how to smile and speak, they thought they could exploit her. Oops! Don't be deceived by her angelic, doll-like appearance. She had lost all emotions and feelings not for them to take advantage of her; she was, in fact, a killing god. "Don't claim that! If it weren't for his timely intervention, that ugly Man would have been dead by now. But anyway, I will still go back to him; I won't leave him be until he's dead!" That was the letter she penned. "Jean do you want this store? just nod and it's yours" "the restaurant serve her the wrong food, Lock it immediately!" "Jean this is all my years property, please sign it, it's yours"

"How I talk to my employees is not and shouldn't be your business." He started taking slow steps towards me while I kept moving back till my back touched the wall. There's no escape anymore. He pressed his palms on the wall, caging me in. I inhaled his intoxicating scent not wanting to meet his eyes. He slowly leaned in as I could feel his musky breath in my ear. "You defy me so much that I want to hurt you." With that he disappeared. The only evidence that showed he was here was just the sound of the closing 'Love? A mere word or feeling that makes us do weird and dumb things. I didn't want to love him. I didn't want to want him. I didn't want anything to do with him but the heart wants what it wants. He was my worst nightmare and at the same time my solace. He was my enemy and at the same time my friend. I hated him the most but at the same time I loved him the most!' ______________ Ivory Addams, a young waitress, is thrust into a dangerous world when she's kidnapped by a Mafia king who believes she holds the key to saving his son's life. As she navigates her new reality, she's faced with an impossible choice - marry a Mafia Prince or risk losing everything she holds dear. As she uncovers dark secrets and fights for her independence, she becomes entangled in a deadly game of power, love, and survival. Can she navigate this treacherous world and protect herself from becoming a pawn in their dangerous games?

When a zombie apocalypse hits the world on its National Thanksgiving, in less than 24 hours, villages, cities, towns, entire countries are wiped out. Gone away into the dust, to never be seen. Nah, they all emerge as mindless angry creatures that would destroy anything in it's path to get a drop of your blood. Zombies. Not just the regular zombies you see in TV. Not the slowpokes, dumb, crazied flesh-eating monsters. No, these zombies can see, smell, run, climb, they can imitate and God help us they understand and not simply imitate... What happens when these zombies begin to gain some semblance of intelligence? Every living thing evolves and if it doesn't; it's not worthy of being called 'living'. So when the remaining of humanity remains unmoving, stagnant but the zombies keep growing in mass, intelligence, strength; living. Living on the bare minimum, working your back, seeing loved ones day every single day, hearing screams of help from all around you but knowing how you couldn't do anything. This is a world where surviving wasn't... surviving. Living hurts. This is a world where even horror die-hard fans would rather not be in. For you to live, you have to be insane. And thankfully for one of our characters, they've gone insane.

In the peaceful Veril District, Rei, a 10-year-old boy haunted by the loss of his parents, is living with Aoi and her mother, Miss Lui. While recovering from a mysterious illness, Rei begins to experience strange, unsettling dreams and visions. One morning, Aoi drags Rei out to gather herbs for medicine, but the peaceful routine of their life is abruptly shattered by an ominous event. As the ground trembles and dark clouds consume the sky, a blood-red lightning strike hits the earth, heralding the arrival of horrifying creatures that wreak havoc on the district.As creatures tear through the streets and the city falls apart, Rei is left to confront the terrifying unknown—and a mysterious voice that tires to tell him something.

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

In order to revive her father, Tessa entered the castle to steal the legendary ruby crown. Caught red-handed by the Alpha King, who turned out to be her mate, she was given an ultimatum. Marry him and produce an heir! But Tessa herself was cursed, her husband was bound to die. Will the Alpha King suffer from the same fate? What happens when she falls for him, the Alpha King who swore never to love her? …… “Why…why are you still alive?” She inquired, her eyes wide and her hope dashed. "I am the Devil.” Elias, born to rule the werewolves, was said to be a bloodsucking werewolf. People claim that the death of his beloved wife transformed him into a sadistic, cruel, and tyrannical king. “How did you do it?” Astonished, Elias grabbed her hand and asked. “Are you dumb? This is just you falling in love with me.” Rolling her eyes at the absurdity of his expression, she answered. “No, I love only my wife.” She fell first, then he fell harder.

Warning: Adult Content R18+ Tags: Reverse Harem, Beastmen, Comedy, Transmigration. To fend off her pursuer, Wen Shi traveled through different realms to find the constellation that holds her ticket to godhood. Living different personas with one tangent point: Enemy of Mankind. What will happen to this foul-mouthed ghost with no inkling of romance after finding she stumbled on a world filled with shapeshifting men? And the gist? She had to incorporate their Yang body with her intense Yin physique to survive. "Yang Donor? Bullshit! Isn't that just a euphemism for a sperm donor with dumb theatrics?" Who will be bold to tame her wild antics and crude ways? Will they be able to claim this old ghost's heart? Disclaimer: Cover Image not mine. Credits to the rightful owner.

Deborah rushed to the hospital thinking her grandfather Johnson Green wasn't going to make it. He was the only family member who was interested in her welfare since her mother died. Her father Patrick was too engaged in the family business to pay attention to his family leaving Elizabeth to manage the household. Elizabeth, Deborah's step-mum has always tried her best to discredit her in the eyes of her grandfather Johnson but all her attempts seem to backfire. Now, Deborah's stepsister Barbara has decided to join forces with her mother in tormenting Deborah and trying to win the favour of Mr Johnson Their intention is to get the old man to sign his will to Barbara and leave Deborah without a penny Deborah is on her way to becoming a graduate and gets in an entanglement with the Dean's son Adrian Rice while also trying to manage the attraction coming from Oscar Lot her coursemate. She faces all these struggles which can only make her stronger and grounded in the long run. Will Deborah be able to handle the pressure of making a name for herself while warding off all who seem to be against her progress. Can the young lady rise above her circumstance? Let's find out.

Cast out as a blind, powerless F-Rank by his legendary Hunter family, Aiden Kain was never meant to survive the Rift that swallowed an S-Rank team whole. But when darkness awakens his sight—and a forbidden power tied to the Rifts—he becomes the prey of guilds, mercenaries, and the anomalies themselves. With reality cracking and shadows whispering his name, Aiden must hunt the mysterious Source before it hunts him. One wrong step, and he’s erased—body, soul, and all.over the mystery.

Sebastian has no magic, but through sheer trickery and dumb luck, he lands a spot at the prestigious Elorian Institute of Magic. His parlor tricks earn him a cult-like following, a noble rival, and a duel he accidentally wins—by tripping and landing a devastating punch-kick combo. Now, paranoid students believe he’s using forbidden demonic magic to summon an army of demons (spoiler: he’s not). With conspiracies spiraling out of control, Sebastian must fake it till he makes it—or be exposed as the greatest fraud in academy history.

Billionaire Jack Raymond’s life becomes a chaos when he discovers he has a secret child, Ivy, with his former one night stand, Blue Simon. Blue’s past and present collide as she lives an awful life of fear, and full of secrets that could be life-threatening. Her baby daddy’s wife, Myrtle, will do all it takes to maintain her grip on Jack and his empire. Jack, laid between his loyalty to Myrtle and his love for Blue and Ivy, is faced with hard pills to take as he considers confronting Myrtle to stop her evil manipulations , therefore risking his Company and marriage, or playing dumb and allowing Myrtle to execute her plans thereby losing Blue and his daughter. As Blue tries to escape the dangers that come with her secrets being revealed, she is faced with more challenges as she finds out deeper secrets about Jack and his family. Jack must confront the consequences of his choices as he is forced to make drastic decisions that could lead to danger, betrayal and the loss of everything that he holds heartily. Will Jack choose his family or his Love for Blue? Can he find a way to resolve all the issues rising? Will he be able to balance his business? His marriage and his Lover, Blue, without having conflicts? Will they all be able to take in the secrets that will unfold amidst this chaos?

In the floating city of Brasshaven, where airships rule the skies and steam-powered robots serve coffee, 17-year-old Finn Gearwright is just trying to survive high school at Machina Academy. He’s not a genius inventor like his father, nor a prodigy duelist like his rival, but he does have one thing—dumb luck.

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The time of legends has ended. The Holy Westphalian Empire is in decline. The demon wave is coming. Humanity's only source of salvation: the hero of prophecy. Too bad they end up summoning the clueless college student William and his friend Quincy by accident. Together, these two idiots must save humanity while experiencing pain and stupidity along the way.

This is a series of Luffy's dumb moments with the straw hats.

Rule number one: "As a scholarship student, you should steer clear of the rich kids." Olive raised an eyebrow. "Why? Because of bullying?" she asked, playing dumb, though her mind flashed back to the scene she had witnessed earlier. "Exactly! You should avoid the school heir especially. Bullying's like a sport around here for guys like him. If you offend the wrong person, it won't end well. Trust me, if you want a peaceful year, just stay out of their way." _______ In a world where social hierarchy and family legacy reign supreme, Olivia Williams, a brilliant and determined student, disguises herself as a boy to attend the prestigious Belmont High School. She's won a coveted mathematics scholarship, but her triumph comes with a price: keeping her true identity hidden amidst the treacherous landscape of boarding school life. Enter George Lucas, the charismatic and arrogant heir to Belmont's legacy, who finds himself inexplicably drawn to "Olivia," the mysterious new student. As they engage in a fiery hate-to-love relationship, Olivia must navigate the complexities of her own feelings, the danger of discovery, and the class differences that threaten to tear them apart. As they delve deeper into their whirlwind romance, Olivia and George must confront the dark secrets of their own identities, the weight of family expectations, and the transformative power of love. But with great passion comes great risk: their relationship could upend George's family's reputation and legacy, forcing them to choose between love and loyalty. __________ Warning: Contains 18+ scenes at volume 2. And trust me, this isn't your regular type of highschool romance. Read it and you're sure going to love it.

Synopsis: Edmund Ravencroft was fated to be history’s most infamous villain, a prodigy turned tyrant whose ambition led to ruin. But when a man from another world is reincarnated into his body, he refuses to follow the same tragic path. Armed with knowledge of the future and the desire to escape his cruel destiny, he must navigate the treacherous world of nobility, magic, and war. Can he defy fate and forge a new legend, or will history force him back into the role of the villain? Main Character: Edmund Ravencroft Appearance: Born into nobility, Edmund has striking features—raven-black hair, piercing crimson eyes, and a refined yet imposing presence. He carries an air of intelligence and danger, but now with a softer, more calculating gaze. Personality: Once fated to be ruthless and power-hungry, the reincarnated Edmund is introspective, cunning, and determined to change his fate. He possesses the memories and wisdom of his past life, making him more strategic and self-aware than his former self. He struggles between maintaining appearances as a noble heir and subtly altering his future. Skills & Abilities: A natural talent for swordsmanship and magic, honed through brutal training. While his past self relied on raw power and aggression, the new Edmund focuses on precision, intelligence, and long-term strategy. No tags: system, harem, dumb mc. A/N: This my first original work I wrote a fanfic before so I have some experiences

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In a twist of fate, Soobin finds himself reincarnated in a futuristic world, exactly like the one from the novel he had been reading. His face and name remain the same, but his identity is entirely new—new parents, new friends, and a new reality governed by a mysterious force called spirit energy. In this vibrant world, children are born with energy cores, allowing them to form contracts with spirits that range from mythical creatures to ordinary animals, granting them the ability to harness incredible powers and perform flashy skills. Initially overwhelmed but intrigued by the potential of this new life, Soobin's excitement quickly wanes when he discovers a shocking truth: he was born without an energy core. With his parents both possessing cores, he is left grappling with the fear of being an outsider in a society that prizes power and strength. How can he survive in this new world? How can he ever hope to join the prestigious Arcane Spirit Academy when he lacks the very essence needed to succeed? As Soobin navigates friendships, family dynamics, and the challenges of being coreless, he must find a way to carve his own path in a world that seems determined to keep him on the sidelines. Will he discover his own unique strength, or will he be forever overshadowed by those around him? what to expect from mc; 1) polite mc, not a smartass 2) relatable mc, not extreme smart, but not dumb or clueless too. cannot be manipulated 3) doesnt shy off from showing off his powers, it might look a bit immature, but thats normal 4) good hearted mc other stuff: 1) no harem 2) 2 releases per week 3) female characters will have a personality and will not fall for mc from fight sight 4) a bit slow paced