Thomas The Train Funny

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Cassian Ven Dyke, the bastard son of a powerful ducal family, grew up in the slums of Veldora under the care of his father figure, sword master Russel. When Russel passed away, Cassian was left with only a silver necklace as his inheritance. After putting it on, Cassian was attacked by three psychotic thugs who tortured him in an attempt to steal the necklace. Refusing to give in, Cassian was ultimately stabbed through the heart with the very same necklace. Instead of dying, he mysteriously vanished as the necklace lodged itself in his heart. Just before disappearing, he heard an eerie message echo in his mind: [True mana detected. Origin: Human...] [Human detected. Compatibility with system: Confirmed.] * * * * * * Discord : https://discord.gg/VYpeADXd38

"Welcome aboard the Dimensional Rift game exclusive train. This train will depart from the Level E Departure Station and head to Level D stations. Please ensure your safety while boarding in an orderly manner and abide by the train rules." "The train rules are as follows:" "1. Do not bring non-game items onto the train. (Underwear is the exception)" "2. Consumption is mandatory. (All train staff are unpaid volunteers)" "3. Do not turn on the lights after they are out. (Except for those who are exceptionally talented and courageous)" "Additionally, the train encourages various leisure activities such as sneak attacks, brawling, and predation. Players are free to choose." "We wish you a pleasant journey."

Thomas Morrison has spent his life playing it safe—avoiding risks, holding onto regret, and watching his dreams slip away. Now, lying on his deathbed in a dingy apartment, he is consumed by thoughts of what could have been. With his final breath, he wishes for one thing: a second chance. When Thomas wakes up in his 20-year-old body in the year 1995, he’s certain it’s a dream. But as he relives familiar moments and sees the face of his long-deceased mother, he realizes this is no illusion. Armed with the knowledge of the future, Thomas seizes the opportunity to rewrite his life. As he navigates the booming tech industry, uses his foresight to build an empire, and reconnects with people from his past, Thomas quickly discovers that changing the future isn’t as simple as he imagined. Small choices ripple into unforeseen consequences, and major historical events begin to deviate from his memories. His new life takes an unexpected turn when he encounters another time traveler—someone from his original timeline who has their own plans for the future. With a shadowy organization monitoring temporal anomalies and threatening his freedom, Thomas must grapple with the ethical implications of his actions. How far is he willing to go to protect his second chance? Amidst the chaos, Thomas faces personal struggles: the love he never pursued, friendships he couldn’t save, and the burden of knowing the future. As his choices accumulate, he must decide what truly matters—wealth, power, or the people he left behind

The succubus Lily defeats the exorcist Kuryu Akane who has come to exorcise her, and makes her her slave. Lily then infiltrates Akane's school, and one by one trains Akane's classmates and other exorcists, turning them into her slaves...

[World: the 19th century] [Theme: Reincarnation and Royal Love] The daughter of the Duke, Adela Virginia, who was born with incredible magical power, tragically died once. Her last memory was of using her magic to destroy the royal family. She was so vengeful that she tamed monsters with her extreme power. Her actions wrecked everything. But, in the end, she discovered she was being exploited by the first prince, whom she had never seen. The prince, who was he? If she helped the prince, why was she killed? Who was the girl who fatally stabbed Adela? In her woozy vision, she couldn't see her face clearly. She could only remember one word the killer had used to express how frequently she hated her. "Adela, I hate you. I wish I could kill you when we first meet". When Adela opened her eyes, it was dawn. She was astounded to learn that God had given her a second chance. Will she be successful in discovering the truth this time? Will she meet the prince this time? Will she be able to find that murderer? ***Story*** *Bind you in hellbound. *Under the sunshine. *My tempting dummy/ Uncle, love me deeper. [Weekly Targets 400 power stones= 2 bonus chapters. 600 power stones= 3 bonus chapters. 800 power stones= 4 bonus chapters. 10 Golden Tickets= 2 bonus chapters. 100 Golden Tickets= 4 bonus chapters.]

After dying from betrayal, Thomas reincarnates as Jolthar Kaelzhar, the neglected son of a powerful clan, just after his brothers kill him. With Jolthar's memories and the blessing of Qalena, Thomas vows to rise from his lowly position and claim power in his new life.

In a world where colossal monsters rule 90% of the world's territory, Parahuman women are the only ones capable of facing them. Gregory is a newly graduated Hunter, slightly above average in talent but at the top of the scale when it comes to ambition. As monsters ravage the land, he can only rely on his Hounds to survive. That’s why he believes that rewarding and caring for his Hounds with 100% dedication is only natural. He will do whatever it takes to protect them and make them stronger, just as they protect him...

(This is my entry for WSA 2025) [...you, among others have been chosen to become a member of the "Interdimensional Assistants"...] Have you ever found yourself in a tight competition? where there are many participants, but few chosen? Meet Tudor, Kiitan, Soo-ah and Esmeralda, four people from different parts of the world, chosen among many others to join the Interdimensional Assistants; an organization created to stop the destruction of worlds where possible. witness them as they embark on the journey to become representatives of their desired powers and bring balance to where ever they are sent...

One day, I suddenly found myself in the body of Thomas Filmore, the villain until the half point for my favourite game, Rising Hero. Thomas Filmore is destined to be killed and his power stolen. However, now that I'm here, I'm going to do everything I can to survive, and not just that, but I'm going to come out on top! Neither the hero nor the end boss will be able to stand against me!

[Reasoning + Imagination + Simulated Crime] “Ladies and gentlemen!” “The simulated crime show, the ultimate battle royale of the final season, is here!” “A thousand contestants participate in the game and play as villains to simulate crimes.” “As long as you can survive until the end, you can win a billion-dollar prize!!!” The entire network is completely boiling! Under heavy rewards, there must be brave men!! This season is bound to be the most exciting season among all escape shows!! And Lin Bai, after being reborn, happens to be one of the contestants. But embarrassingly, for the items drawn at the beginning, others all get weapons. But Lin Bai drew a bag of deadly duck necks... Even the staff couldn't hold back and burst out laughing. But in the next second... Lin Bai directly holds a Sprite in one hand and a lighter in the other and rushes onto the high-speed train. “I declare that all of you are hijacked by me!” Audience: “???” Hijacking a high-speed train with a Sprite? Isn't this just a pure clown? However! As time goes by... One-click sharing. The audience gradually finds that things seem to start to go wrong... [The content is short and weak. More exciting content is all in the book.]

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Thomas, a young man burdened with the responsibility of caring for his younger sister, Beth, stumbles upon a terrifying secret while making a pizza delivery. Inside a dilapidated hut, he encounters a jar of beast souls, and upon opening it, he is inexplicably transformed, his eyes turning a chilling red. Back at work, his coworker notices the alarming change in Thomas's appearance, unaware that he has become host to a malevolent entity. Meanwhile, Sophie, a young inventor with a keen interest in the supernatural, has created a device to detect the presence of mythical "beasts" – creatures of legend thought to have been eradicated centuries ago. When her device alarms, she investigates and stumbles upon Thomas, who is now unknowingly under the influence of the released souls. "Man Beast" is a thrilling story that blends elements of horror, fantasy, and coming-of-age. It explores themes of responsibility, fear, and the unexpected consequences of meddling with the unknown.

The train ride from Mumbai to Delhi turns into a death ride, with blood, gore and violence. The special forces officer Vikrant Rathode has boarded the train. The adversaries with the aim to kill a certain man. A blood filled trade of punches, stabs, cuts. Will the Rathode family survie the miserable train ride?

The new global virus was only the beginning. After the majority of the population was infected, the virus began to cause mutations within the human body, as if it were a program controlling its host. Within half a month, 99% of the infected life forms turned into uncontrollable monsters. Shao Ming, who was studying abroad in the UK, received word that there still existed an uninfected safe zone back in his distant homeland. Now, he must cross the entire Eurasian continent to find that last piece of untouched land. Without a system, without superhuman abilities, without evolution, the only thing he can rely on is the weapon in his hand and the train running on the tracks. Traversing the wasteland, we lose not only our loved ones, but also the humanity that is gradually erased. Scavenging supplies, rescuing survivors, upgrading the train, reinforcing the carriages, follow the protagonist—fighting through the obstacles and heading toward the final safe zone.

Once a Stranger Emma had spent years haunted by the shadows of a past relationship, a toxic bond with a man named Sebastian who had manipulated, controlled, and broken her spirit. But the woman who once felt trapped by his grip is no longer the same. She is stronger, more resilient, and, with the help of the one person who never gave up on her—Thomas—she has started to reclaim her life. When Emma and Thomas, who have grown close through their shared history of pain and healing, confront Sebastian and expose his manipulation, they begin to break free from the chains he placed around her. What follows is a powerful journey of love, self-discovery, and redemption as they face new challenges together, from facing their fears to forging a future filled with hope and joy. As the couple heals, they embark on a quiet, romantic getaway to the countryside—a fresh start away from the echoes of the past. It is here that Emma fully grasps the love and security that Thomas offers, and they vow to build a life without secrets, one that is free of manipulation and filled with endless possibilities. Yet, even with Sebastian defeated and locked away, Emma’s journey is not without moments of doubt. She must continue to reconcile the scars from her past while embracing the strength she’s found in herself and her love for Thomas. But with each challenge, they grow closer, their bond growing deeper and more unshakeable. Once a Stranger is a classic, romantic tale of overcoming the past, embracing the future, and discovering love’s transformative power. It is a story of redemption, resilience, and the courage to choose love, even after the most difficult of struggles. Emma’s fight for freedom, her triumph over the darkness, and her eventual peace with Thomas serve as a testament to the enduring strength of the human spirit and the healing power of love.

"That sea is Infinite! How could I NOT wanna explore it!?" Infinite sea, infinite possibilities, infinite outcomes. So how did it end up like it did. I never wanted to loose those closest to me, so if I'm fighting for freedom... It's okay to loose some humanity along the way. Follow Yuma's heartbreaking journey as he sacrifices himself to accomplish his goal. "I WILL take down the world Government... FOR FREEDOM!"

Lucan Ironfist came from a noble family, but he wasn't the eldest son. When his brother became the head of the family and he turned 18, Lucan would become a commoner. A strange rule, but that's how it was. So Lucan began to think of a way to live a peaceful life. As he was considering this, his mother arranged for him to become a priest in another city. A priest didn't have to worry about food or housing, and all he had to do was watch over the temple and the statue. It was easy work, so he agreed and arrived at the city. One day, as he was watching over the temple and the statue, a poor-looking girl came to pray. When she prayed to God, light gathered around her body. Lucan was surprised and suddenly remembered the plot of a certain game. Originally, Lucan was from Earth and had traveled to this fantasy world. When he was on Earth, he played a game with a plot where a merchant family's illegitimate daughter, bullied by her family, awakened the power of a saint. Lucan decided to keep this secret and train the saint so that in the future, he could have an easy life and save himself from any crises. --- **Please do not rate the novel until you have read at least 20 chapters. This includes 5-star ratings. After reading 20 chapters, you are welcome to rate the novel as you see fit. However, please refrain from using any abusive language in your comments. Any comment containing abusive language will be deleted, even if it includes a 5-star rating. ** If there is something you do not like, please mention it. If it is something I can fix, I will do my best to address it. Similarly, if there is something you enjoy, please let me know. ** Feel free to ask questions, and I will do my best to answer them, provided they do not spoil the story.

On the global launch day of Age of Empires IX, an ordinary gamer named Arthur unexpectedly finds himself transported into a medieval-style fantasy world. Here, swords clash with schemes, and blood meets iron. No longer the player controlling the battlefield, Arthur is reduced to the lowest rung of the feudal hierarchy—a humble knight’s squire. At first, he resigns himself to his fate, ready to live a quiet, unremarkable life. But destiny has other plans. A mysterious "data interface" appears before him, offering a glimpse of hope and the possibility of rising above his station. Starting with nothing but a ragtag militia, Arthur begins to build his own army, expand his territory, and embark on an epic journey to become the ruler of an empire. But the challenges in this land are far greater than he ever imagined. Barbarian raids, pirate invasions, the curse of undead knights, and the roar of dragons—every battle is fraught with danger. Yet the most dangerous enemies aren’t on the battlefield. They lurk in the shadows of the court. Loyalty can be bought. Oaths can be broken. And the price of glory is often paid in blood. To survive, Arthur must rely on his unique abilities, sharp intellect, and unyielding ambition to overcome every obstacle in his path. From an unknown nobody to a legendary lord, Arthur must navigate the treacherous game of power, one calculated step at a time, and carve out his own legacy. A symphony of adventure, growth, and strategy at its peak. The wheels of fate have begun to turn, and Arthur Grayson’s age of empire is only just beginning…

"Reincarnated in Another World as the Son of Someone Whose Father is the Honored One, Trained to Become the World's Strongest, and Oh Yeah, I Have a Really Cool Big Sister Too!"

Three best friends (Miari, Theo, Ava) dream comes true when they are reborn into a new world; a fantasy & supernatural world with deity’s, mythical creatures, different kinds of races etc. Join them on their adventure as they explore their new home/world. They will soon find that this world is really no different from theirs.

Cori, a university student, was hit by a truck and isekai into a different world as a slime!

In Under a tree, Jared is a 25 year-old boy who has spent his life in stagnation, living under the roof of his frustrated mother, aimless and overweight. After years of doing nothing with his life, Jared’s world is shattered when his mother throws him out, forcing him to survive on the streets with nothing but his wits and the food he can scavenge from the trash. His existence becomes a dull cycle of hunger and hopelessness, until one fateful night, as he eats leftover fried rice, he sees a mysterious commercial on a public screen: “Join today to be a villain!” These words ignite something deep within him. a spark of rebellion, ambition, and the possibility of transforming his life by embracing the dark side. Jared begins to wonder if, after a lifetime of being overlooked, becoming the villain might be the key to taking control of his future.