Mama Jokes Mama Jokes

When two high schoolers join their classmates for a test of courage in the woods, they expect jump scares, dares, and maybe even a romantic moment or two. But Enix and Nki, a bickering couple with more sass than survival skills, take a wrong turn and end up stumbling into a forest that shouldn't exist. No signal. No map. And definitely no way out. What starts as a night of jokes and teasing becomes a descent into a nightmare when they discover a mysterious mansion in the middle of the jungle. It looks abandoned. But it isn’t empty. They entered the house to escape the rain. But now something in the darkness won’t let them leave.

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

Five years ago, everything shattered. An accident. A baby. A goodbye with no turning back. She vanished from the world she once knew, pregnant and alone. No degree. No future. Just her, a secondhand car, and a daughter who calls her “mama” between cheap takeout meals and midnight Didi runs. By day, she's invisible. By night, she drives circles around a city that’s too big for broken dreams. She’s used to passengers coming and going, until he gets in her car. The man she once loved. The father of her child. But she doesn’t recognize him. And he? He never forgot her. That man is Kellan Elliott, young CEO of the elite Elliott Group. Cold, untouchable, and far too late. When fate throws Rachel and Kellan back into the same orbit, things don’t explode. They simmer. Kellan doesn’t know the truth. Rachel doesn’t want his pity. And caught in the middle is a little girl who keeps calling the stranger in the suit “Daddy.” But uncovering the truth could break all of them apart... or finally bring them the family they never got to be. This is a secret baby story. One person. One city. One car. One beloved. I’ve driven every road in this city. Will you ever find your way back to me?

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

Lucas Bellamy lives in the clouds. His world is a wooden room high above the floorboards, filled with drawings, tattered books, and the gentle voice of Mama who brings him meals through a little hatch in the floor. She tells him stories about monsters that roam outside, about a world too dangerous for a boy like him. And so he stays. He draws tigers. He counts raindrops. He listens to the wind and dreams of flying. But when a strange man appears in the garden below, staring up at his window, cracks begin to form in Lucas’s perfect sky. Why can’t he remember ever leaving the attic? Why does Mama cry when she thinks he’s asleep? And why does the house sometimes speak in voices that aren't hers? A haunting tale of innocence, memory, and the kind of love that protects… even when it shouldn’t.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

There's nothing more important than love, Mila always told herself. Even when her boyfriend cheated on her and accused her of stealing, leading to her being fired, Mila still held onto her belief. For a 24-year-old young woman to survive in a big city where she knew nobody but her cheating boyfriend, Mila had to look for work elsewhere not just anywhere, but The Montclair Club. For one night, she served as a salesperson for the launch of a new wine. As the saying goes, (In vino veritas) Truth in wine. Mila's truth was letting her hair down and having fun just for one night. The innocent woman had her own taste of a 'one wild night.' The result? A positive pregnancy test. Mila became pregnant by the hot-tempered, international playboy and heir of the Montclair Conglomerate, from a family of old money. Zyran Ciro Montclair is known to have a special hatred for the words family and poor. He only believes that the poor are leeches and liars. At the moment, the luxury of pride wasn't something Mila could afford. Jobless, pregnant, and left alone in the big city, Mila decided to go after her baby's daddy. Even if he might reject her, she had to try. And somehow, in her pursuit, she ended up on the early morning news: 'Noblesse Oblige: Montclair Heir to Marry an Unknown Poor Country Girl. It's giving Rich Prince and The Pauper. A 21st-century Fairytale.' What could possibly go wrong? you may ask. Stepping into the rarefied and unhinged world of the Montclairs, Mila realized that their realm wasn't the same as her world of black and white. Her perception of life was turned upside down, and she couldn't help but wonder. What could be so poisonous yet so good as power and money? Will Mila's love endure when faced with Zyran's 12 rules for their marriage, including the humiliating demand of: Rule No 6: “Submission is key: When I say kneel, you'll drop to all fours. Don't question it, just obey.” Will she allow herself to be consumed by the corruption that comes with wealth, or will she spread her innocence and show Zyran a world where people don't have to be used? Can their love survive the poisonous influences of power and money? . . . . . . Instagram account: Pluma_W143 Facebook page: Plumadidi Tiktok: @Plumadidi Cover belongs to me. Art by Kelveendraws

Namaku Zavier Alastair. Umurku empat tahun. Tapi jangan remehkan aku; aku detektif yang paling sibuk di lingkungan ini. Urusan tetangga yang berantem karena garam? Aku tahu. Urusan bebek-bebek di belakang rumahku serta kucing-kucingku? Tentu aku hafal. Urusan bapak-bapak dan ibu-ibu yang jualan di pasar? Aku protes kalo harga ayamnya naik, soalnya Mama jadi jarang bikin sop ayam. Misteri kenapa si Mbak penjual es nggak jualan sampe dua hari? Aku selidiki. Percintaan Bibi Soraya si janda? Justru aku yang jadi cupid-nya. Semangka Pak Kumis pun aku yang bantu panenkan. Aku suka semangka, soalnya. Tapi dari semua misteri itu, satu hal paling bikin aku penasaran adalah... ...kenapa Kak Atlas, kakak super gantengku, dingin banget sama aku?! Dia itu keren banget. Pinter, jago olahraga, selalu juara umum, dan sering dapet hadiah dari kakak-kakak cewek (yang suratnya sering dititipin ke aku...terus coklatnya aku makan). Tapi Kak Atlas tuh susah banget diajak main! Huh! Makanya, aku, Detektif Zavie, harus nyelidikin kasus yang paling misterius sepanjang masa: Gimana caranya supaya aku bisa main sama Kak Atlas dan bikin dia jadi sayang sama aku?

Li Wen cuma cowok biasa dengan hidup yang payah: kerja rodi, gaji pas-pasan, dan tahun baru pun harus lembur. Tapi saat pulang dengan hati lelah, yang datang malah... truk. Dia kira udah tamat. Tapi pas buka mata, dia bangun sebagai Qin Ruoyan, seorang aktris skandal yang sialnya adalah istri dari Shen Zeyu, mantan musuh cintanya. Dan lebih parahnya lagi? Ada balita dua tahun yang manggil dia “Mama.” Sambil menahan gegar identitas dan nyeri dada (secara harfiah), Li Wen pura-pura amnesia demi bertahan hidup. Tapi belum juga adaptasi, dia dipaksa ikut reality show keluarga bahagia... Bareng suami yang pengen dia tonjok, tapi malah bikin jantungnya berdebar. Dia masih merasa dirinya laki-laki. Tapi kenapa... hatinya mulai goyah juga?

“Kita cuma sahabat,” katanya. Tapi sejak kapan sahabat tidur di ranjang yang sama—lalu saling menyakiti setelahnya?” Ara dan Seojin tumbuh bersama, terluka bersama, dan belajar bertahan di dunia yang tak pernah benar-benar menerima mereka. Persahabatan mereka adalah tempat paling aman—dan juga perangkap paling berbahaya. Di usia dewasa, mereka hidup berdampingan tapi tak pernah benar-benar saling memiliki. Cinta tak pernah diucapkan, hanya diraba di balik kecanduan dan keheningan. Sampai suatu malam, semua batas dilanggar. Dan tak ada jalan kembali. Ketika hubungan mereka hancur, masa lalu mulai terkuak. Ada luka yang tak pernah sembuh, kenangan yang disembunyikan, dan seorang anak… yang memanggil wanita lain sebagai “Mama”. Apakah cinta yang keliru masih bisa disembuhkan? Atau memang, ada hubungan yang hanya ditakdirkan untuk saling mengingat, bukan untuk dimiliki? Kalau teman seperti ini… apakah kita masih bisa disebut manusia biasa?

" A killing joke " follows Dr. Kazuki Mizushima, a young physician who mysteriously awakens in a dungeon in another world. He immediately finds himself accused of being an operative for a secret cult known as the Masked Ones, who have been causing deadly transformations throughout the kingdom of Azuria.Kazuki's predicament is twofold: not only does he have no idea what his accusers are talking about, but he also can't remember any details about his personal life or what he was doing that brought him to this world. His medical knowledge remains intact, but his identity and purpose are shrouded in mystery.While imprisoned, Kazuki is interrogated by Lady Reina, a beautiful and talented court mage/physician. She discovers that Kazuki's memory loss was intentionally induced through sophisticated magical barriers, which only throws more suspicion on him. Captain Valerius, determined to protect the realm, wants to extract information from Kazuki "by any means necessary." ( also on royal road)

This is seriously just a joke I swear to God this is a joke dear Federal Agents I do not condone anything inside of this joke thingy

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

Shikha spent 10 years for Hitesh, but what did Shikha get in all these years? Her love and dedication was a joke to hitesh .for him,she was merely a bet,that he had with his friends.but now shikha wants to end everything she had for hitesh.will she able to do that?will she find her true love?and had her revange?

Within the boundaries of The Empire, powerful presences lurk behind each and every corner. After finding a mysterious mask Oscar is suddenly thrust into the deep, treacherous undercurrents of the world. Tricks to attack, Jokes to deceive. In the end, everything is in the hands of fools. ------ Cover is AI ------

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

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A road trip with friends should’ve been simple—some music, some bad jokes, maybe a minor existential crisis along the way. What Sebastian didn’t expect was for one ridiculous conversation to spiral into reality-warping chaos. Now, he and his three best friends have crash-landed in a world that makes no sense, where magic is real, monsters roam, and—oh yeah—three of them are now dudettes. Regardless, this band of misfits will carve their way through this world by any means necessary, uncover the reason behind their arrival there, and perhaps stake their claim in a realm that was never theirs to begin with. However, as they reach the end of their journey, one question looms. Will they be able to reverse the unholy transformation that befell three of them? A bigger question yet—will they even want to? [!] The gender bender tag is only for the mc's friends. The protagonist won't be turned into a girl [!] [!] The yandere side of the girls will be unraveled slowly as the story goes. [!]

This book is simple. It doesn’t have romance, or drama, or jokes. But it has unanswered questions, unresolved doubts, questionable thoughts, and escapes I once considered. It’s not much, but if you want to know what it’s about... find out.

This is the story of a scumbag thriving in the magic world... In short...Mama said men are not good.. But I said..Mama... Men are not that bad if you love them with caution...or.. just don't love them...

Namaku Antonio, lahir dari perempuan biasa... tapi tak ada yang tahu dalam darahku mengalir Devil, Angel dan manusia sekaligus tanpa diketahui siapa ayahku ... keluarga besar mamaku memasukan aku ke biara agar pendeta bisa mengawasiku, karena mereka sudah membunuhnya ? atau masih hidup ...

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?