Nigerian Funny Jokes

In the captivating saga of a stunning Nigerian youth corper, the piercing heartbreak she endured from a young man she held dear has left her standing at a pivotal crossroads in her life. As she weaves through the complexities of her emotional journey, one can't help but ponder the question: will she ever discover love anew? The horizon ahead is awash with the promise of fresh beginnings and unforeseen twists, inviting us to stay engaged and witness the enchanting possibilities that lie in wait for her.

(Funny Life of Dragon Raising without a System) Chen Fan transmigrated and became the sole owner of a dragon-raising farm on the verge of bankruptcy. In order to live better, Chen Fan decided to develop this dragon-raising farm. However, as the number of dragons raised by Chen Fan increased, he suddenly realized: Why are the dragons I raise all a bit unconventional?

As a joke, Fall chose to create a girl character in an old open world game with the class of Card Master, But that joke soon turned into a large reality. Fall now as his female avatar Fell is transported to the game world similar to that of the game but it has completely different rules and events. What is more concerning was that he was a girl, a Loli with a relatively small hitbox, watch him or should I say her as she survives her new reality and make friends along the way of her long journey and she will find out the lore she created for her character came true.

Oswin Durnvale, a weary fast-food worker from modern-day Earth, never expected his life to end so abruptly—nor to begin anew in the body of Fray Nightshade, a somewhat wealthy but reclusive young man in a world reminiscent of early modern Europe. Struggling to adjust, Oswin finds himself in a world on the brink of crisis. As Oswin navigates this unfamiliar world, he stumbles upon a forgotten part of Fray’s inheritance—an old violin and a book of hymns dedicated to the Water Spirits. Driven by nostalgia for his past as a musician, he plays the melodies, unknowingly invoking a force beyond human understanding. To his shock, the spirits answer. Magic is real in this world, but it comes at a cost. Power is not given freely, and the more Oswin demands, the greater the strain on his body and mind. With each song, he inches closer to the unknown, toeing the line between a gift and a curse.

The evil we sow unto the world, has a funny way of coming back to bite us, when that happens we call, call it karma, judgement, we feel that it is only right. I was born as the repayment, of the sins men have committed, as the beast destined to cleanse the world, with blood and, for all life they have taken, I will pay the equivalent with their blood, so fear not ye, death is only a moment away.

I'm gonna say this now this book is mainly a comedy fantasy series so it's more like a mix of konosuba and boondocks. there will be harsh language and corny jokes you have been warned. The story will be following a group of adventurers on there day to day adventure and mission. in the group we have a hot vampire that loves to act like she's rich and spends off the groups money. a tomboy werewolf girl who loves eating to much food and some random op human ( he's black) that as to keep the group feed and a roof over there heads. that's the basic run down hope you enjoy.

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

It all started on 28, May, 2011… A football game was played, an unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was born with it. ‘I want to play ball!’ It all ended on 12, May, 2018… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and a dream was killed with it. And it all changed on 18, December, 2022… Another football game was played, another unforgettable memory was created, and with it, a miracle was created. {Your plea for a miracle has been answered!} {Congratulations! You have received a reward: Ultimate Football System!} This is the story of Sam, a young Nigerian whose passion for football created a miracle. With his miracle, watch the boy dominate the world of football, break countless records, climb the all-time rankings, and establish himself as the G.O.A.T, the Greatest of all time. Watch Sam become the God of football.

It is the English version of my book named No Pera [In Bengali] which stands for No tension in English It is a pretty relatable book because it's like a book about the friendship and bond. Its Funny too.... trust me.......

After her overtime she get too tired so Kireko fall asleep in her living room When she one her eyes ones again to continue her daily life Kireko found her self in 1900s western style room An angry 'little villainess' who will become one issues of her new life.How will she solve her first mission 'You steal her existence?' "What funny named system so straight forward"

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

With Jayden Williams out of the country, Emily Styles went for a sleepover and the popular Alexander Blake just had to be there. what will happen if Emily starts getting the attention of her secret crush? will cheating come in,or will her self control remain untouched? If you are looking for a hot, funny and interesting high school romance or teen fiction, you are at the right place.

"Your parents named you Mercury, hahaha they must have hated you so much!" I stared at my reflection in the mirror and looked at my scarred face. "Probably!" I replied with a sad expression on my face. I laughed at the joke the was made at my expense because I truly thought it was funny and slightly ironic. ________ Mercury Maxwell killed his father at the young age of 12. Having spent 6 years in juvenile and 4 years in Arizona ultra maximum security he was finally released only to be arrested 60 days later after being accused of massacre, manslaughter, and terrorism. Mercury managed to walk free after no evidence was found despite being guilty. After going back home he and going to sleep he opened his eyes to find himself in a dark alley in the body of a 10 year old child starving and cold from the rain. After several years at the age of 13 he joins a mercenary group that assist different nations with their wars. The story of a kid with an empty heart who only brings destruction, death and ruin to everything. A curse from another world. A transmigrated incurable disease. How will the world filled with magic and swords deal with a person cut of from his emotions.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Draven Craftlock was a serial killer who lived for the thrill of the hunt—until a freak accident and a bolt of divine lightning sent him straight to his death. But instead of eternal damnation, he wakes up in a bizarre new reality… as a single drop of blood. Turns out, God has a twisted sense of humor. Stripped of his physical form and bound by three divine rules that prevent him from mindlessly slaughtering his way to the top, Draven now has to find a way to survive in a world of magic, monsters, and gods who see him as nothing more than a mistake to be erased. But he’s not alone—Emma, an eldritch, reality-bending clown, has been assigned to “watch over him” (read: mock him relentlessly). With his instincts still sharp, his bloodthirsty nature barely contained, and his new reality stacked against him, Draven is ready to play the game. If he can’t kill outright, he’ll just have to get creative. After all, rules were made to be broken… right?

Synopsis of "Echoes of Us" Tobi thought he had his life figured out—a stable long-distance relationship with Dayo, a fresh start at university, and a roommate, Chike, who was more of a nuisance than a friend. But when a single mistake shatters the boundaries between him and Chike, Tobi is forced to confront feelings he never wanted to acknowledge. Caught between the love he knows and the passion he can't escape, Tobi embarks on a journey that takes him from the bustling streets of Ibadan to the chaotic heartbeat of Lagos. Secrets unravel, desires ignite, and betrayal lurks in unexpected places. And just when he thinks he has control, a mysterious stranger enters his life—one who knows more about him than they should. As emotions clash and truths are exposed, Tobi must make an impossible choice: follow the echoes of his past, or embrace a future that terrifies him. A gripping Nigerian LGBTQ+ romance filled with love, heartbreak, and the dangerous pull of desire.

When 12-year-old Luna Taylor died, she did not even think that she would become a ghost, let alone one who lives in a school with a group of spirits with completely different personalities. Though all that was rather silly for Luna, the fact that she meets a person that is alive and looks exactly like her, isn't as funny.

Richard Blake was a talented but overlooked Nigerian midfielder with dreams of making it to Europe. When his team is two goals down in the semifinals of a national tournament, his fate seems sealed—until a mysterious system activates. With a game-changing Star Card that grants him the vision and skill of Kevin De Bruyne, Richard sparks a comeback that catches the eye of a European scout. But the system’s power is temporary, and if he wants to rise to the top, he’ll have to prove he’s more than just a moment of brilliance. In the world of football, it’s win or get left behind.

What a funny story

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

I was always the typical prankster, but Akira never reacted like the others. Instead of getting angry, she always smiled, and over time, that smile stopped being my target and became the thing I wanted to protect the most.

Ren Yugure a typical normal kid who lives in Hanamachi City in Kamigawa. He is a lazy and funny kid who slacks of his time with his friend in school but a sudden incident that changes his whole life not only his the whole world changed as the sudden discovery of a mysterious huge empty space in sea which turned out to be a whole continent hidden from rest of the world.

A nurse who struggled all her life to be successful

Follow the story of a regular maths teacher that is now reincarnated into a cultivation world. yes the mc is a real life person, not only that he is also my maths teacher. I thought it would be a funny idea to write a parody story about him.

Joren "Horen" Vierei has an intimidating appearance. In compensation, he has developed a kind heart: helping people in need, gentle to his surroundings, and always wore a kind smile. Everything was normal until, one random day, a voice entered his head. [Congratulations, you are qualified to receive the Thug System. Do you want to accept? Yes is the only answer.] "Huh? What the-" [Initiating transition. Joren Vierei is now a Level 1 Underling.] Follow Joren as he got abducted by a secret society after determining that he is an [Abnormal], bringing him into a fantasy school full of magicians and mythical creatures. Encounter bizarre situations and figure how Joren will get out of the unwanted life he was forced to have. * This novel includes heavy profanities, dirty jokes, and reduces your chances of going to heaven.

In the bustling streets and underground arenas of Bangkok, Tayo Anurak fights to carve her identity. Born of Nigerian and Thai heritage, she trains tirelessly in Muay Thai, striving to earn her distant father’s approval. As the top fighter in his gym, her skill is unmatched, but her father’s acknowledgment remains elusive. Drawn into the brutal underground fighting scene, Tayo faces risks that push her beyond the limits of discipline. Amid the chaos, she crosses paths with Yuthana Yi-jun, a rival fighter whose charm and skill challenge her in unexpected ways. Their rivalry blurs into something deeper as they navigate the brutal world of illegal matches, family secrets, and personal ambition. In her quest to prove herself, Tayo must confront her past, embrace her identity, and decide what truly matters.

The Earth as you know it is over. Mysterious beings called Spirits are looking for their Emissaries. You can trust no one in this apocalyptic world. Anything can happen at anytime. Laws of Physics are a joke now. Can our heroes survive and uncover the secrets of the universe?

The door slammed. I did not know what to do. I try to quite my breathe as I hear the sound of hoofed steps stirring through the darkness of the halls. I didn't mean for this to happen, it was expose to be for a laugh or two, but now there was no laughing to be heard. - Hello future reader, this is the author! This story is something I wanted to do for fun, so there will most likely not be any regular uploads of chapters, but I hope you'll enjoy my work! - Happy reading!

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a DnD campaign between good friends.

This is just a quick story with a funny ending... hope you enjoy!!! (Synchron has the power of quantum entaglement, the Observer can see and define all quantum states, and the Decoherence has the ability to force quantum systems into a single, defined state... and Lebron is just... well he's just Lebron...