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Meng Qianqian, at the age of 15, married into the Lu Family to bring joy to the elderly matriarch. On the wedding night, urgent news arrived from the border that her husband had been commanded to go to war. Six months later, he tragically died at the hands of Beiliang soldiers. Five years later, the husband who had been presumed dead returned, and by his side was an ethereal mute woman named Wan'er. Lu Lingxiao said that Wan'er was the descendant of a loyal and righteous family, entirely different from her—a merchant girl reeking of copper coins. He claimed Wan'er was a true paragon of noble character. Lu Lingxiao also said that Wan'er was an eagle soaring in the heavens, while someone like her was nothing more than a fragile flower, unworthy of comparison. It was not until the land was broken, the city walls fell, and she wielded a Red Tassel Spear to crush countless soldiers that Lu Lingxiao realized he had misjudged her. She was not a delicate flower confined within the depths of the mansion; she was the fiercest west wind of Yumen Pass.

Introduction One: When Jiang Shouzhong finally resolved to help his wife vanquish demons and uphold the righteous path of the human world, he saw nothing but piles of white bones. Standing atop the battlefield of Asuras, the demoness was none other than his former wife. —— Introduction Two: Above the temple halls, beneath the rivers and lakes, where the world of humans and demons divide, along the righteous and evil paths, countless charismatic individuals weave lives full of fireworks, unable to exhaust the tales of snow, moon, wind, and flowers. Kings and generals, peddlers and pawnbrokers, scholars and swordsmen, fiends and phantoms, they are all but pages in a book—each of varying thickness, some with twists and turns, others dull and ordinary, filled with ups and downs, joy and sorrow, or a mix of good and evil, with causes and effects unending. And the book of Jiang Shouzhong's life is undoubtedly the most captivating of all. ——

As a graduate with a double degree from a prestigious university, Feng Jun somehow remains unemployed after graduation. He struggles in the city, but he can't let go of his pride. It's easy to imagine the difficult situation he finds himself in. However, everything change after one day—he and his phone are struck by lightning and he suddenly discovers that he can turn into 'DATA' and enter the applications in his phone. What can he do afterwards? Harvest plants in QQ farm? See other people’s hidden photos and posts on WeChat? Become a character in a mobile game? Use your imagination! Wait a minute, change the deposited amount in his mobile banking app? Stop there, that can't be changed at will! With absolutely more adventures than the ones listed above, he also realizes that he can even freely enter Eastern cultivation novels. Let’s follow Feng Jun and embark on a wonderful journey of immortal cultivation!

Damien was a streamer—and just when his streams began to gain traction, the world decided he was isekai material. He was transmigrated into the world of the game he played recently. But not as the protagonist, not even a relevant character, instead he was transmigrated into the body of the first prince—a boy who was framed by his family for a crime he didn't commit, all for his lack of talent. Feeling betrayed, the prince becomes a villain, though the protagonist kills him off swiftly. Damien was transmigrated into the body of this very character. The weakest prince in existence. "To survive you must do anything." He would twist the story to his advantage. Kill vilians before they could reach their full potential. And most importantly—he would ensure his survival.

(A modern romance with faceslapping, comedy, sweet and dark romance, and a supernatural twist) 'You are evil! No, you are the devil. How can I trust you?' 'If I am the devil, you will rule hell by my side.' **** The big bad vampire has fangs. But the little wolf has claws… **** Leila has spent her entire life hidden from the real world because of a big secret. However, as she starts to lose control of her wolf, she is forced to begin looking into her true origins. But finding her biological parents will not be easy, thanks to a hidden conspiracy involving the most powerful supernatural clans. A hot and dangerous vampire might be stalking her… Xavier Remington was born to a life of blood, violence, and death. He came to terms with the fact that his natural talent for hunting and killing is the only thing he can offer, and he is content to live in the shadows. But when he meets a little wolf with a bad temper, he becomes obsessed. And he will stop at nothing to protect her.

Pagkatapos niyang magising mula sa muling pagsilang, siya ay naging kaawa-awang batang babae na ipinadala sa mental hospital ng kanyang mga biological na nakatatandang kapatid. Ang kanyang mga biological na nakatatandang kapatid ay nagmamahal lamang sa pekeng binibining dalaga, ang 'nakababatang kapatid' na ipinalit sa kanya noong kapanganakan. Kinamumuhian nila siya sa anumang paraan. Kaya, gumagawa ng gulo si Pei Yunge at hinaharap ang pekeng binibining dalaga, naghihintay para sabihin nila sa kanya na umalis. Gayunpaman, ang mga pag-uugali ng mga kapatid ay lubhang kakaiba. Pangulo Qin ay ngumingisi. "Ang nakababata kong kapatid ay sumira ng tindahan? Bilhin ang buong mall para masira ng aking nakababatang kapatid!" Best Actor Qin ay nagtaas ng kilay. "Inilagay niya ang sarili sa casting couch? Ano ako, patay?" Diyos Qin ay may madilim na ekspresyon. "Paulit-ulit kang gumagawa ng mga panlilinlang at nang-aapi kay Ge'er. Akala mo ba bulag ako?" Pei Yunge: "?" #Ang mga walang kuwentang kapatid ay may mga araw din na hindi normal# … Pagkatapos bumalik sa walong taon na nakalipas, bago malugi ang pamilya Qin, ang mga kapatid ay nagmamalasakit lamang sa kanilang biological na nakababatang kapatid na namatay nang napakalupit dahil sa kanila. Ano ngayon kung wala siyang talento at tanga? Nananatili siyang apple of their eye, isang taong nangangako silang protektahan at mahalin! Habang ang mga kapatid ay determinadong naglalakad at hinahanap si Pei Yunge… "Ang aking Yunyun ay nakakuha ng unang puwesto sa world championship muli. Napakabuting bata." Ang mahinhin at may dangal na lalaki ay ngumiti nang kaakit-akit. Pagkatapos malantad ang kanyang tunay na pagkakakilanlan, siya ay nagngingitngit sa galit. Hinawakan niya ang lalaki at kinagat ito. "Huwag mong isipin na makukumbinsi mo akong umuwi." Ang tatlong biological na kapatid: "?" #Ano itong kakaibang pag-unlad at mabangis na lalaki# [Minamahal ng lahat + Paglalantad ng Pagkakakilanlan] [Isang napaka-cool at tuso na boss at isang Pangulo na lobo sa balat ng tupa]

Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Istriku tidak tahu apa-apa dan memiliki temperamen yang buruk. Lebih baik jangan membully dia." Gu Mang menonton diam-diam saat pria ini memperingatkan semua orang yang datang kepadanya. Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Baca dengan benar. Bagaimana bisa mengingat apa pun jika kau membalik halaman begitu cepat?" Gu Mang mengambil buku lain dan membacanya dengan cepat. Tuan Muda Lu mengeluh, "Apa yang harus kulakukan saat kekasihku benci belajar?" Apa lagi yang bisa dia lakukan selain memanjakannya? Sampai suatu hari... "Tuan Muda, banyak universitas di ibu kota dan bahkan universitas top di luar negeri yang berebut agar Nyonya mendaftar!" "Tuan Muda, banyak pusat penelitian TCM yang bertengkar memperebutkan perekrutan Nyonya." "Tuan Muda, banyak firma hukum internasional ingin mempekerjakan Nyonya." "Tuan Muda, beberapa organisasi hacking terkemuka juga datang..." "Tuan Muda, banyak grup keuangan telah datang..." "Tuan Muda..." Untuk semua ini, Tuan Muda Lu berkata, "Sialan! Pergi dari sini!" Ya, istrinya adalah seorang jenius.

Five years ago, Qiao Nian was schemed against by her sister, Qiao Xin. After spending a night with a stranger, Qiao Nian got pregnant. She did not know who the father of the child was, and eventually gave birth to a stillborn. Under the machinations of her mother and sister, Qiao Nian was stripped of her shares in Qiao Group and sent to a mental hospital. Five years later, her younger sister, Qiao Xin, was going to be married off to the Second Young Master of the Gu family. He was rumored to be extremely ugly. On the day he was born, the doctor predicted that he would not live past twenty years old. Her mother could not bear to see Qiao Xin marry such a person and thought of Qiao Nian, who was still locked in the mental hospital. Overnight, Qiao Nian was taken out of the hospital to replace Qiao Xin in her marriage into the Gu family. Her mother said, “It’s a good thing that Qiao Nian, this good-for-nothing, can replace Xin’er to be a living widow in the Gu family. If Xin’er were to marry into that family, I would be heartbroken. Qiao Xin said, “Mom, don’t say that about Sister. If it weren’t for her, I wouldn’t know what to do. I’m just worried that Sister wouldn’t agree. Her father said, “Xin’er, you’re too kind. Have you forgotten how Qiao Nian slandered you five years ago? She has no self-restraint. She got pregnant before marriage and even gave birth to a stillborn child. We’re treating her well enough by letting her marry someone from the prestigious Gu family! What right does she have to be picky? Qiao Nian sneered. Back then, the scheme against her had only succeeded due to a freak combination of factors, causing her to suffer. She was going to get back at all of them! Everyone thought that her actions were borne from a combination of a loser’s mentality and mental illness, but little did they know that this marriage would be a strong union as impactful as Mars crashing into Earth! Taking advantage of her brilliant skills in medicine, Qian Nian made various trashy people and scumbags eat their words. In the blink of an eye, her multiple identities shocked the world as each of them got exposed. It turned out that she was rich enough to rival a country! Later on, Second Young Master Gu placed a pair of Qiao Nian’s miniature clones in front of her. Faced with these two children who resembled her and Gu Zhou, Qiao Nian blinked in shock. “When did I give birth to your children?

She was kicked out of the house shortly after coming of age because she was found to be the fake daughter. Everyone said she was so unfortunate that she had fallen from a wealthy family to an unknown poor and remote village. It was heard that her new family was extremely poor. She had to feed chickens in the morning, grind feed at night, and might even be sold by her family to finance her brothers' weddings. However, what was going on? Her eldest brother is a business elite and a financial tycoon; Her second brother is a medical genius; Her third brother is an award-winning actor and a super idol; Her fourth brother is the most powerful lawyer. It was said that her grandfather with poor health was a big shot only seen in the news... Her father, who dominated half of the business world, said, "My real daughter had returned! I was going to give her pocket money to let her spend freely!" A certain incredibly wealthy CEO said, "Baby! I will follow you wherever you go!” She replied, "Go away, or I'll kill you!" The CEO said, "She told me to go away! She must love me!"

Like for everyone, life ends. Either in the most natural way possible or the most weirdest way. For Craymin Yonne, a 20 years old loser living a sour, meaningless existence, it ended doing the one thing he knew to do best: peeping. But death wasn’t the end. The curtains of a new beginning were torn open and Craymin found himself transmigrated into another world. Not just as anyone but as the most hated man in that nation. A young King…. Known to all as a scum. Despised by his people, his court, his brothers and even his seemingly countless wives. Craymin was now tasked with living the life of the youngest king in the nation. With a mysterious system guiding his path, he seeks to unlock things that shape his new destiny: The mysteries and secrets relating to his new life. The hidden forces walking his path with him. And also… to find a way to either control or break free from the system’s grip. All while fighting to keep his head attached to his shoulders and restructure his limitless harem.

Alicia Quinn was an AV superstar and also a high-class courtesan who only dated billionaires and global elites. In secret, of course. They’d bark and howling just to have a wonderful night with her. On the outside, she appeared to be the happiest woman ever lived. Many women and men were jealous of all the wealth that she had after literally slaving herself in the industry since she graduated from the orphanage. She has everything that humans could ever wish for; money, multi million houses, luxury cars, you name it. But the truth is, she never felt real happiness, ever. Unbeknownst to anyone, she succumbed to severe depression. After nearly a decade of antidepressants abuse and a destructive lifestyle of drug use along with alcohol, something was developing inside her body until it was far too late to fix—Breast cancer. It was already at the fourth stage when she got diagnosed. She has no family, or even a close friend whom she could bequeath all of her wealth to. Knowing that death had knocked the door, she donated every penny, every asset under her name to the World Cancer Research Fund. Before she died, however, Alicia muttered her last words; “I wish, I could be reborn as a man, and fuck every hot chick in the world!” Due to her selfless act of donating all of her fortune, Goddess of Pleasure Lilithya granted her wish to live a second life. She offered Alicia multiple choice for her next life. However, she picked one particular choice which intrigued her the most. [Reborn as a Demon Queen; Pro: Absolute immunity to STDs, nearly infinite vitality and stamina, god-level strength, able to shoot lasers from the eyes, and so on. Cons: Being hunted by the hero’s party.] “It doesn't sound too bad. At least, I could live in freedom and do anything I wished for before the hero’s party cut my head off. A perfect ending for a sinner like me. Demon Queen it is then…” However, Goddess Lilithya knew her deepest desire. Just like that, Alicia has been reborn as a Demon Queen with a big D! Yes, you read it right my fellow men and women of culture. She became Demon Queen with a coxk. When push comes to shove, Alicia has no choice but to live with it. That said, will she be able to endure the endless cycle of arousal and constantly in heat while managing her Demon’s Kingdom?

[Two-faced CEO feigning disability + tongue-in-cheek drama queen actress]Song Qingli was reincarnated to the moment when her father was going to sell off her family estates and eloped overseas. It was also the moment when her bad luck began. In her past life, she was on the run for five years before getting killed in a car accident. In this life, she was determined to choose another path: marriage! She's just marrying a disabled man, right? That is still better than being dead. ***Before getting married...Gu Zechuan: Miss Song, you may consider me a long-term sugar daddy.Song Qingli: This man gets it!***After getting married: A furious Gu Zechuan rose from his wheelchair: Tell the world that I will have their eyes gouged out if they ever look at Song Qingli funny.A flustered Song Qingli: Why are you in my bed?***Everyone else: Song Qingli, you must feel pent-up because your husband has paraplegia, right? The lady's hand trembled even as she held her cup of tea and growled hoarsely, "Keep your mouth shut if you don't have anything good to say."

"It's to be expected.... After all, he is the descendant of the first calamity." ________________ After his unexpected death, Kyle transmigrated into a novel as a side character. An unfamiliar character. Someone with barely any relevance to the story.... So he was surprised when he awakened his bloodline, something he had expected to be weak was actually— [Congratulations!! You have successfully awakened: Bloodline of the First Calamity] —The strongest.

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``` "Kemari, sayang!" "Tidak mau!" Apa yang harus dilakukan ketika istri marah? CEO kaya raya itu memberinya hadiah mewah tanpa henti setiap hari! Hari ini mobil mewah, besok mansion, lusa jet pribadi... Dalam sebuah wawancara media: "Apa hadiah termahal yang pernah Anda berikan pada istri Anda?" "Sejauh ini, anak kita!" "Anda memperlakukan istri Anda dengan baik sekali, pasti dia sangat mencintai Anda!" CEO tertawa percaya diri, "Tanpa ragu!" Sampai di rumah, istri yang manja melemparkan kontrak perceraian kepadanya, "Dongfang Yu, tanda tangani ini!" "Hai Xiaotang, yang kamu pikirkan hanya perceraian. Jangan kira aku tidak bisa mengatasi kamu!" CEO yang penuh amarah, mengatupkan tinju, "Sebuah papan cuci, sebuah sempoa, sebuah keyboard, sebuah durian...pilih salah satu!" "Durian!" CEO itu akhirnya berlutut di atas durian dengan dentuman! ```

Daisy Zane was the illegitimate daughter of the Miles family? She grew up in the countryside and never went to school? The Miles family even publicly declared that they would never acknowledge her? ... When Daisy Zane's true identity was exposed, the Miles family immediately prepared a banquet to welcome her back into the family. But Daisy Zane directly refused, saying, “Are you even worthy, Miles family?” ... Surprisingly, the third young master of the Imperial Capital fell in love with a wild girl who had never received an education. It was said that he doted on her, and she was the most precious thing to him. While the whole Imperial Capital was shocked, Lord Clark proudly said, “My wife is extraordinary.” ... Kevin Clark never believed in love at first sight until he met Daisy Zane... In the north, there was a beauty who captivated the country and the city with her devastating beauty... ** Daisy Zane loved wearing dresses, and later on... all of Kevin Clark's shirt buttons matched the colors of her dresses.

Chi Ai got transmigrated to a novel as a side character. Before Tranmisgration she was the top experimented ' Razer '. The side character Chi Ai was destined to die and is hated in the novel by her family. Chi Ai decides to change the fate of her and her family as well as her brothers who doted on her till the last breath of their life. But she never appreciated them and harm them resulting in being hated by them. She mocks those who call her untalented, well to all those she was a divine doctor, professional researcher, a world-famous hacker, and many more. She starts a business and becomes a legendary businesswoman. Her maternal family thinks she is after their 100 million yuan assets, sorry but her every single company has a minimum asset of 5 billion yuan. __________________________ Her Eldest Brother who is a famous doctor:" Whoever dares to touch my sister I will let them face my scalpel" Her Second Brother who is a famous technology genius: " If you dare to bully my sister, I will give you an electric shock" Her third brother who is a famous entertainment artist " My sister is sweet, don't bully or I will show you the power of my fans" Her Younger Sister who is a famous fashion designer: " Don't you dare to bully my sister or I will let you see the wrath of my scissors " Certain playful vicious second male lead " Hey sweetie, let's get married, I can't wait to tell the wolf eyeing you that you are mine" He glanced at her as if she was his little prey....... Chi Ai: Wait wasn't they supposed to hate her?........ Join the journey of our second viscous female lead, to know how she changes her fate and how she unravels mysteries about her. This is an original work. I will update the novel on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Stay tuned.

This is the story of two young women working together to run a traditional Japanese restaurant. The narrative not only features exquisite Japanese cuisine, but also skillfully blends global culinary cultures—including Western, Chinese, and even molecular gastronomy. The protagonists, Chiaki and Rina, confront the challenges of managing the restaurant, the pressure of tradition, and their gradually deepening emotional bond with unyielding determination and a shared passion for cooking. Their evolving relationship intertwines with the complexities of their professional lives, telling a story that is not merely a battle of culinary skills, but also a tale of how two souls find comfort and understanding in one another under mounting pressure.

In a nation rotting from within, corruption runs deeper than blood. Crime is a daily ritual—unseen, unchecked. The law exists not to protect, but to punish the weak and silence the poor. The rich may wear the crown, but true power lies beneath the surface—in the shadows ruled by merciless gangs. Ruthless, invisible, and untouchable, these underworld syndicates control the streets like kings without thrones. Scattered across the land are hidden dens of crime—where loyalty is currency, and betrayal means death. Amid this chaos, four homeless brothers rise from nothing. Led by the fearless and cunning Ron, they carve a bloody path to power, forging the most feared gang the country has ever seen: The Legendary Notch Gang. Their journey is one of pain, fire, and brotherhood. From the gutter to the throne of the criminal world, they fight not just for survival—but for dominance. Enter their world. Witness the scars. And discover what it truly takes to rule the underworld.

After a huge fire that broke out at home, Yan Qixun had inexplicably regained memories of her past life as a scientist. Then, she realized her whole family had coincidentally regained memories of their past lives as well. After that, she found out her family members all used to be some big shot or another. Her father was the oldest mythical dragon, her mother was a deity, her oldest brother was a crown prince, her older sister was the best physician in history, her younger sister was a plant spirit, and her second brother was an immortal. This made Yan Qixun constantly feel like she did not belong among her family because of how insignificant she was in comparison. That was alright, though, because while her family was great at humbling others, they had to depend on her when it came to farming and building infrastructure. The scholar proclaims that she quite enjoys the life of a freeloader.

A Journey full of pain, suffering, woe, hardship, and Futility, where will this lead our hero to?

Yuan Xiao was reborn. Only after her death did she discover that she was living in a book. In the book, she was a fake heiress who did terrible things and made the real female protagonist look like a good person. After being reborn, Yuan Xiao decided to become a scholar. As long as she studied hard enough, she'd repeatedly get the opportunity to draw prizes and stop herself from being controlled by the storyline. She wanted to change her life. Yuan Xiao did not want the terrible fate of her past life to repeat itself. She wanted a life that belonged to her! Other students looked down on her. She made sure to win as many prizes in competitions as she could and consistently claimed the number one spot in school. Some people suspected she might have forged her educational accomplishments due to her young age. She directly solved the toughest questions in the world to prove those people wrong. Did somebody mock her for not being able to do anything else but study? She'd show them her world-class piano-playing... Yuan Xiao went down the scholarly path and never looked back. She was no longer the bad student she used to be. The smart student in school, who nobody dared to offend, forced her into a corner and nervously gave her a lollipop. "I just gave you a lollipop, the thing that I like the most. When will you be my girlfriend?" Yuan Xiao tapped on his chin and chuckled. "I'll be your girlfriend if you get into Q College with me."

Qi Ying, a young lady from a rich family, went missing for 19 years. Everyone made a bet that having grown up in the countryside, she would be ugly and impolite. There was no way she could compare to the fake young lady who was raised by rich folks and had already become famous. Little did they know, Qi Ying was a genius witch who transmigrated from another realm. She could end someone's life with a single phrase. On top of that, she was gorgeous and had a great personality that was rare in this world. Those who did not know the truth waited for the opportunity to laugh at her. Qi Ying's biological parents prioritized benefits and wanted to marry her off to Yan Huai, a comatose man who would soon die, in the fake young lady's place! Qi Ying's parents thought they would need to try very hard to persuade her, but she was here precisely for this man! The two of them had terrible fates. One was destined to live a short life because of his ridiculous luck, while the other was destined to die young because of her special abilities. However, when the two of them got together, they would have a chance to turn their lives around! Qi Ying had come precisely for this opportunity. However, her idea of saving someone and being rescued in return ended up bringing a clingy man into her life. On the night of a dinner party, Qi Ying showed up in a red dress that made her look stunningly beautiful. Due to her special abilities, countless big shots succumbed to her charm. Yan Huai, who was the man of many famous women's dreams, chuckled and stepped forward. "There's no way I can ever repay you. Why don't I offer you my body instead, honey?"