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Tycoon + Beauties + Rebirth + Humor + Anti-routine "As long as the host interacts with a beauty rated 90 or above, they can receive a cash reward." "Moreover, for every 30-point increase in the target's favorability towards the host, there is a guaranteed chance to win a prize!" "So, what might the prize be?" "Common prizes include a Beauty Evolution Agent that can enhance the host’s attractiveness from a score of 78 to a stunning 95..." "Well... actually, I don't really care about the money or the lottery. Mainly, I just really love playing games!" From then on, Zhang Jingdong changes his destiny with the help of the extravagant system, reaching the pinnacle of life.

En una elegante fiesta, me escondí en una esquina y observé a mi padre, un alfa, inclinarse para hablar con el príncipe en el trono, mientras mi hermana, Bernice, vestía un ajustado y glamuroso vestido, sentada a los pies del príncipe con una sonrisa encantadora y presumida. Era una recepción para el Príncipe y para que mi hermana fuera su compañera. "Mi chica, te tengo." La repugnante voz de mi primo sonó. Un escalofrío recorrió mi espalda. "No puedes quitártelo," dijo, alcanzándome de nuevo. No... Al mismo tiempo, se oyó un grito bajo desde el centro del banquete. Bernice se veía pálida, y el príncipe frunció el ceño ante la multitud frente a él. Tenía un aura opresiva de Lycan que hacía que todos tuvieran miedo de respirar. "No ella," dijo el príncipe, negándose incluso a mirar a Bernice. ¿Cómo sucedió esto? ¿No es Bernice la compañera del Príncipe? Me escondí en la esquina. No estaba de humor para ver lo que estaba sucediendo en la fiesta. Solo quería deshacerme del idiota frente a mí. Pero, ¿por qué me miró el Príncipe escondida en la esquina? Oh, diosa de la Luna, no puedo leer sus ojos.

Meet Chad: every woman’s already throwing themselves at him, but his heart beats for one—his 2D waifu! Bursting with lewd, perverted humor, cringe-worthy awkwardness, and a nonstop barrage of memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture jabs, this outrageous tale proves real girls can’t compete.

Reborn as Javier De Armand, the youngest son of a lower rank noble household, former salaryman Nakamura Junichi faces a world of privilege, chaos, and responsibility.From his earliest days as a baby to his rise as a formidable adult, Javier’s life is anything but simple., Javier must navigate the expectations of noble society while pursuing his own freedom and dreams. As he grows, he learns that nobility comes with its burdens—managing territories, forging alliances, defending against enemies, and earning the respect of both his peers and the commoners he vows to protect. But life as a noble is no fairy tale. Rival families scheme for power, enemy threaten the borders, and kingdoms teeter on the brink of war. Being the youngest son places Javier in a unique position. Neither the heir nor the spare, he must carve out his own role within his family and society. With his sharp mind, decisive personality, and memories of his past life, Javier takes on challenges that many would shy away from.Recruit allies and build his own influence, carefully balancing his desire for independence with the duties expected of him as a noble. Along the way, he must navigate family dynamics, political challenges, and his ambition to leave a lasting mark on this fantastical world. In a realm where strength, wit, and cunning reign supreme, Javier's journey blends humor, slice-of-life moments, and lighthearted chaos as he crafts his own destiny while keeping those closest to him by his side.

Waking up in a new world, the protagonist realizes he's landed in a genuine magical fantasy realm full of wonders—and deadly dangers. Just yesterday, he was an ordinary university graduate celebrating the end of his studies at a lively party. But today, he's a newcomer in a mysterious world ruled by three powerful academies, each led by a great mage. Things take an even stranger turn when he acquires a unique Trolling System! Its mission? Drive these mages to madness! However, there’s one significant problem—it’s not just a joke. The great mages are powerful, dangerous, and won't tolerate being mocked. If the hero isn't careful, he'll become ashes faster than he can say, "It’s just a prank!" Can he survive, balancing the leveling of his strength, jokes on the edge of life and death, and dangerous enemies who fail to appreciate his sense of humor? Or will he become the first person ever to drive the great mages to rage—and live to tell the tale?

The chemistry between them is instantaneous. And not the slow-burn kind—no, it’s the crackling, high-voltage kind that leaves Zane more than a little… intrigued. Nyx, despite her best attempts to maintain her distance, is definitely intrigued by the brooding vampire bartender with the entirely too smooth charm and disarming sense of humor. The only problem? Nyx doesn’t believe in love (been there, done that, got the emotional scars), and Zane? He had loved her once—centuries ago, when he was still mortal. She had been his anchor, his heart, his reason for resisting the darkness that had already begun to consume him. But she had died, tragically, ripped away from him by time and fate. And now, she was back.

The System, a magical source of power infused into the essence of every being born into the world of High Kurning, allows its users to become stronger and seek their own paths and was capable of stopping a great war once it fell by disminishing the advantage of technological progress. However, even with the infinite possibilities it gives to its users, the rule of the strongest becomes law in the places without law. Warren, a lonely gunslinger, is traveling through the continent in search of the Balton's syndicate and it's leader, Balton Hunt, to kill him. Armed with his gun, a knife and 4 bullets each with a name carved on them, he will make his path through the territory under the influence of the syndicate, traveling to different cities on the continent, hunting down the members of the criminal syndicate. But his travel will take an unexpected turn when he meets Marika, a greedy woman that needs help... --- What to expect: 1-The world of High Kurning is a sword and sorcery setting with a system. Sword, guns and spellcasting! Anything is possible! 2-Travel through different landscapes! The desert is only the beginning. 3-Bad attempt at humor! 4-Revenge plot. ML is looking to hunt someone for revenge... for what?

Jeremy Romano woke up in another world and have to fight for his life to stay alive. Well, at least he has super OP skills, so he's safe. Follow the path of the Negromancer and expect everything. Like an OP character, he has a broken sense of humor. Give this novel a try, it's fast, easy to read and funny. At least to write. This is my very first time trying to write a book and I'm both excited and scared, so I will accept any tips from u all!!

In a world where love, ambition, and rivalry collide, KIRYUU DAIKI is a romantic comedy-drama that explores the chaotic journey of self-discovery, redemption, and unexpected friendships. Kazuya Hirose, a jaded salaryman, is forced to confront his past when Kiryuu Daiki, his eccentric and over-the-top former best friend, resurfaces after years of absence. What starts as an awkward reunion quickly spirals into hilarious misadventures, heartwarming moments, and emotional reckonings as Kiryuu drags Kazuya back into a world he thought he had left behind. With its blend of sharp humor, romantic tension, and heartfelt drama, KIRYUU DAIKI is a story about second chances, the bonds we can’t escape, and the absurdity of life’s unpredictable twists.

Takahiro Nao, a 25-year-old drowning in debt and despair, lives only for his struggling family. Every sacrifice he makes is for them—until an accident costs him his life. Before entering the realm of death, Nao encounters a Goddess of Benevolence who offers him a miraculous deal: “Live in another world, and your efforts there will support your family back on Earth.” Reincarnated into the dead body of Naoki von Blackmore, the so-called "Failed Hero," he finds himself burdened with the daunting task of saving the world by defeating the Demon King—all while supporting the family he cherishes. Armed with formidable powers yet haunted by his past failures, Nao steps into a dangerous realm of swords, magic, and ferocious monsters. Facing relentless enemies, harrowing trials of life and death, and an unyielding fate, he is forced to face the cruel fate that has been determined. Nao's determination was firm: For the sake of my family,I WILL DEFY FATE ITSELF!!! Filled with emotional struggles, determination, unexpected humor, and a touch of romance, this story asks a powerful question to the readers: What would you sacrifice for the people you love? PS: You can see these novel illustrations in my Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. Facebook: Author Navirunavi/Reincarnated in Another World for My Family (FB Page) Instagram: @author.navirunaviii TikTok: @author.navirunavi

Brilliant but emotionally scarred, Rein, a prodigy in his past life, finds himself reincarnated as the eighth prince of a crumbling kingdom in a fantastical world of swords and magic. Born from the king's drunken tryst with a maid, Rein is seen as a nobody in the royal hierarchy. Yet, his sharp mind and newfound happiness in this strange new life are short-lived as he becomes embroiled in deadly royal politics, the looming threat of war, and the resurgence of a Demon King bent on global annihilation. Armed with his prodigious intellect, a keen sense of humor, and a deep desire to find purpose, Rein must navigate betrayal, love, and adventure in a world that’s more dangerous than he ever imagined.

The Countess is a crossover romance novel that tells the story of Erin, a modern woman who accidentally travels back in time to 13th-century Ireland, where she embarks on a time-transcending love and power struggle with the handsome and dark-hearted Baron Thomas. The novel combines elements of medieval aristocracy, romance and light comedy in a light-hearted and humorous style with some historical background setting.

Kazuki’s life was painfully average—just another cog in the nine-to-five grind. His only escape? Binge-reading novels and no-lifing video games. Then he woke up inside one of those novels. Armed with unstable morals, unhinged humor, and a penchant for pettiness, Kazuki is determined to survive, thrive, and maybe cause a little chaos along the way. The world has no idea what’s coming. [Daily Updates!] Unlock More Chapters! Want extra chapters? Here's how you can make it happen: 10 Power Stones = +1 Bonus Chapter 30 Comments = +1 Bonus Chapter 10K Views = +1 Bonus Chapter Your support keeps the story going! Let’s see how far we can push it!

Modern dating is already a minefield, but nothing could have prepared Ellie for falling into a twisted love triangle with a ghost. When her seemingly perfect boyfriend, Ben, starts mumbling secrets to thin air and even forgets their anniversary, Ellie knows something is horribly off. Her worst fears come crashing down when she discovers that Victoria—Ben’s dashing, dead ex—is back from the grave, haunting him with a toxic mix of unresolved passion and vengeful unfinished business. Determined not to lose the man she loves, Ellie embarks on a wild, chaotic journey to outwit this lovesick specter. As she digs deeper into Victoria’s murky past, Ellie uncovers a shocking truth: the ghost’s jealousy is only part of the nightmare. Victoria isn’t just stalking Ben—she’s trapped in an eternal limbo, doomed to suffer unless someone frees her from her own bitter chains. And now, Ellie must face the impossible challenge of saving not just her relationship, but a tortured soul from beyond the grave. In this surreal battle where romance collides with the supernatural and dark humor, Ellie is forced to ask the unthinkable: Can love really transcend death, or is she doomed to become nothing more than an awkward, unwitting third wheel in a paranormal romance that defies all natural laws?

Alix, a devoted player of Strongest Kingdom, finds himself reincarnated as his in-game avatar—the powerful and fearsome Demon King—in a mysterious and unfamiliar world. Armed with his gaming prowess and a penchant for stirring up trouble, Alix must navigate a realm fraught with danger, intrigue, and opportunity. As he discovers the secrets of his new domain, forms alliances, and faces relentless foes, one thing becomes clear: chaos follows wherever he goes. Will Alix rise to become the ultimate ruler, or will his wild antics lead to his kingdom's downfall? Join him in this thrilling, action-packed adventure where strategy, humor, and epic battles collide!

Ethan Graves thought marriage was supposed to be forever—until he discovered his wife’s betrayal. With his heart shattered and his life in ruins, he stumbles into an antique shop where a mysterious old man sells him an ancient pocket watch. The next morning, Ethan wakes up 14 years in the past—back in his 18-year-old body. Given a second chance, he vows to rewrite his fate, avoid his future wife, and live for himself. But destiny has a cruel sense of humor… One evening, he meets Isabella Laurent, an elegant, breathtaking woman who captivates him like no one ever has. She is everything he has ever wanted. Graceful, intelligent, kind—and trapped in a cold marriage. As their forbidden connection deepens, Ethan finds himself falling for her, unable to resist the pull of fate. Then, the truth shatters him—Isabella is his future wife’s mother. As passion and fate collide, Ethan must navigate a dangerous path where love is forbidden, time is fragile, and consequences are deadly. Can he defy destiny and claim the love that was never meant to be? Or will his reckless heart cost him everything?

She’s the most desired woman on the planet. He doesn’t even know her name. Ji-an, the flawless center of Nova—the K-pop group that dominates the world is untouchable. Fans worship her. Cameras adore her. But behind the perfect image is a woman suffocating under the weight of expectations. Then she meets him. Logan Carter doesn’t bow to fame. A former Marine turned security specialist, he doesn’t chase idols, doesn’t care about flashing lights or adoring crowds. He only sees what’s real. And under a carefully crafted alias, Ji-an gives him exactly that—a version of herself unburdened by the world’s gaze. Online, their connection is effortless. Banter turns into late-night confessions, guarded honesty giving way to something deeper. He wants the girl behind the screen. But when fate throws them together in the real world, Ji-na is faced with an impossible choice: keep the mask on, or risk everything for a man who has no idea who she really is. And when the truth comes out—because it always does—she’ll have to answer the one question she’s been running from her entire life. If love is real… then who is she, really? A slow-burn romance filled with humor, tension, and the high-stakes world of K-pop, Fanservice is a story about identity, connection, and what happens when the fantasy becomes reality.

In the modern city of Eqidux, where the supernatural powers of the divine sages are a distant memory after a centuries-old war, people live ordinary lives, struggling to achieve their dreams. In current times, Victor Wilson is a struggling writer and part-time English teacher. Despite his passion for writing, Victor's manuscripts are constantly rejected, leaving him with barely enough income from teaching and freelancing to get by. His jovial personality and sense of humor endear him to his students, but he hides a deep well of frustration and guilt, exacerbated by his mother’s constant reminders of his failures and financial burdens. One fateful night, Victor experiences a sudden burst of inspiration and writes a fantasy story about a hero who discovers a mythical artifact. To his astonishment, he wakes up the next morning to find that the very artifact he imagined has materialized in his room. This discovery leads Victor to realize that he possesses an extraordinary ability: he can bring to life items from the stories he writes... ---------------------- Disclaimer: This book has no affiliations with The Author's Pov.

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- Chapter are going to be super short so don't complain.

From boardroom to bamboo forest, Leo’s life takes a drastic turn when he’s thrust into a cultivation world after an untimely demise. Surrounded by powerful spirit animals and guided by a snarky system, Leo must navigate the challenges of survival—sans credit cards. As he builds a base, strikes up unlikely friendships with the forest’s furry (and formidable) residents, causes some misunderstandings with the world's netizens, and starts his journey of cultivation, Leo finds that his new life isn’t just about surviving—it's about thriving. With humor, heart, and a few unexpected twists, Leo’s adventure is one wild ride from riches to runes.

On the enigmatic Isle of Forgotten Shadow, five adventurers awaken with no memory of how they arrived. Drawn together by a mysterious voice, they learn of two powerful artifacts: the Heart of the Ocean and the Heart of Aether. Each adventurer has personal reasons for seeking these relics--Sylas Eryndor, a proud cleric, seeks redemption; Lockjaw Nightscale, a stoic ranger, yearns for closure; his brother, Crimjaw, offers humor and loyalty; Valric Starstride, a cunning rogue, searches for survival and gain; and Masell, a brooding cleric, is driven by apocalyptic visions. Filled with action, comedy, and character-driven moments, this tale of adventure and discovery explores the power of friendship and the courage to face the unknown.

"Godmode: My Infinite Game Odyssey" is a thrilling and twisted adventure that blurs the lines between reality and an immersive, deadly game. Liam Watson, an ordinary man consumed by his obsession with wealth, is thrust into a nightmarish game where his every decision could lead to his survival or death. The game, triggered by his desperate need for money, pits him against terrifying monsters and strange allies in the haunted town of Siren Town. As Liam unravels the town's dark secrets, he discovers that the eerie wax mermaids might be more than just decorative—they are deadly predators, and their eyes can control his fate. In this high-stakes, action-packed narrative, Liam must confront not only the monstrous creatures lurking in the shadows but also the complex relationships with those around him. As he fights to stay alive, he soon realizes that in this game, the real enemy might not be the monsters—the game itself and the dark forces controlling it. This gripping tale promises heart-pounding suspense, dark humor, and a desperate race against time as Liam seeks to overcome his demons and the game's deadly challenges while trying to make it out with his life—and fortune—intact. Will he emerge victorious or fall victim to the horrors that await?

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

Time: In the near future of 2035, the "emotional apathy" virus breaks out around the world, and humans gradually lose the ability to love and hate. Core conflict: The multinational technology giant "Eclipse Group" has developed an emotion simulation chip, while the underground organization "Seraphim" advocates using extreme stimulation to awaken real emotions. Madness fusion: Cyberpunk x black humor x neurotic aesthetics, using absurdity to fight nihilism. Seraphina Chen (female lead) Surface: Chief "emotional terrorist" of "Seraph", specializes in throwing crying bombs at rich people's parties/holding rock mass in AI churches Secret: Illegal genetic modification in childhood, emotional fluctuations are 100 times higher than normal people (laughing will shatter glass/causing local rainstorms when sad) Behavior madness: In order to sneak into Evander's press conference, he stuffed himself into a giant gashapon machine and rolled into the venue Kidnapped AI priests to hold a confession ceremony for the sweeping robot Evander Blackthorn (male lead) Surface: Cold-blooded CEO of Eclipse Group, who is willing to remove "emotional pollution sources" to promote emotional chips Secret: Suffering from congenital analgesia, relying on self-mutilation to confirm his presence (the inner layer of his suit is sewn with razor blades) Logical quirks: Using mathematical models to calculate the kissing angle: "37.2 degrees is the most ergonomic" Developed a "breakup probability prediction app" but could not calculate the relationship with Seraphina

Anna Krause is in her senior year and more than ready to leave high school behind and start a new, fresh life without homework. What she didn't expect, however, is that she might want to spend a little more time inside what she thought was a prison... once she meets her new calculus teacher. Lesbian Romance | TeacherxStudent | Age-gap | Humor Copyright 2015 by ShayZayit

A humorous world full of hatred , trails, questionable love, desires and a little touch of romance are all found in ocean's world ...what would you do if you find out your entire family is all about lies and manipulation , hatred and questionable love , disappointment and scary secrets. Hope on this journey and explore this unrealistic world in "hey chill out its just me".

In "Love in the Spotlight," Jiho, a rising actress known for her bright and cheerful demeanor, finds her life taking an unexpected turn when she is paired with Jinwoo, the famous actor she once idolized. Years ago, Jiho was a devoted fan of Jinwoo, but a mysterious incident soured her admiration, leading her to vow to avoid him at all costs. Now, as she steps into the limelight herself, Jiho faces the challenge of professionalism when a lucrative advertisement deal pairs her with the very actor she has tried to forget. Determined to maintain her composure, Jiho reluctantly agrees to work with Jinwoo, despite the inner turmoil that simmers beneath the surface. As they begin their collaboration, their undeniable chemistry shines through in the advertisement photos, capturing the attention of fans and the media, who eagerly ship them as a couple. This unexpected public reaction forces their management team to leverage the situation, pushing Jiho and Jinwoo into various shows and events that further fuel speculation about a romantic connection between them. Meanwhile, Jinwoo is left perplexed by Jiho's apparent animosity. Unaware of the reasons behind her disdain, he becomes determined to uncover the truth and change her perception of him. As they navigate the chaotic world of fame, their interactions are filled with heartfelt moments and humorous misunderstandings, ultimately leading both Jiho and Jinwoo to confront their pasts. Through their journey, they explore the possibility of a deeper bond, discovering that love can blossom even in the most unexpected circumstances.

Yuki Hara starts his first year at Kurokaze High School with the hope of staying invisible, but fate has other plans. A chance encounter with Kane Inoue, the charismatic first-year representative and granddaughter of the school principal, sets the stage for a whirlwind of connections, challenges, and self-discovery. Kane’s unexpected vulnerability, coupled with her own hidden battles, intertwines with Yuki’s guarded nature, leading them to share moments of honesty amidst the chaos of high school life. As Yuki navigates friendships, his past trauma, and a growing sense of belonging, he finds himself entangled in a delicate web of emotions with Kane, his childhood friend Sayoko, and new acquaintances like Haru. Through a mix of lighthearted interactions and poignant revelations, Yuki begins to confront the shadows of his past while witnessing the transformative power of genuine human connection. Filled with heartfelt introspection, humor, captures the essence of finding hope and companionship in the unlikeliest places. Will Yuki learn to trust and embrace the changes around him, or will he remain bound by the weight of his past? This is the story of a loner’s journey to rediscovering life, love, and the courage to face an uncertain future.

# Radio Nowhere In a world of walking corpses, Nasir Arzani broadcasts to no one on his homemade radio, convinced he's the last person alive. His lonely existence consists of raiding abandoned stores, avoiding the undead, and talking to himself through the airwaves of his "Radio Nowhere." Until someone answers back. When a mysterious glowing woman appears and disappears without explanation, Nasir questions his sanity. Is she real? A hallucination? Or something else entirely? As Nasir rediscovers faith he'd long forgotten, he learns there might be a way out—a rescue ferry across the ocean, offering escape from this nightmare world. But reaching it means a dangerous journey across zombie-infested America with only his unusual new companion for guidance. With equal parts dark humor and heart, "Radio Nowhere" follows one man's quest for connection in a disconnected world, where finding purpose might be the most valuable survival skill of all.

After an untimely demise, our protagonist finds themselves reborn in a medieval fantasy world—but not as the typical overpowered hero. Instead, they're reincarnated as the heir to a small kingdom known for its progressive views on gender and individuality. However, they quickly discover their new body comes with a twist: they’re now the kingdom’s Drag King, a royal figure celebrated for bridging cultural divides through their commanding presence and dazzling performances. As they navigate court intrigue, a looming war with a neighboring empire, and the challenges of maintaining their identity in a new world, they find allies in unexpected places—a stoic knight with a soft heart, a rebellious mage, and a scheming noble who’s more than they seem. Blending humor, drama, and action, this story follows the Drag King’s journey to unite their kingdom, explore self-expression, and prove that charisma and creativity can conquer even the darkest challenges. warning it may be deal with difficult topics proceed carefully