Noel Fielding On Drugs

[Ding! You've gained ten thousand Drug Points! You can now use "Hypnotic Drugs."] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are twice as effective on females.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are three times as effective on females deeply in love with their partners.] [Ding! Due to the host's tendencies, the effects are four times as effective on MILFs.] [DING! New Mission: Steal the Tech Hammer CEO's wife and daughter.] [Reward: 5,000 Drug Points]

Kellen Woods grew up never knowing a normal world. By the time he could walk, his mother and father had already sealed several serious gates that threatened the safety of his hometown. By the time his sister was born, they were famous worldwide. So the world held their breath for when Kellen and his sister came of age, waiting to see what kind of power they would awaken. His sister was just like his mom, same power, same class, while Kellen, woke up one day to find out what it meant to be special in a family the world watched. But in the worst way. Awakening weaker then your powerful parents wasn’t unheard of, but when your younger sister awakened at the same class as your parent, anyone would feel inferior. And Kellen, never one to ask for hand outs, left the comfort and safety of his hometown to become better than the weak brat everyone thought he was. Kellen went to the front lines, to where the gates normally broke out. From there, Kellen worked hard, and then worked some more until no one could doubt that he was good at his job. He got so good that even with his lower class, people would still hire him to help. But Kellen never took it to heart. He had learned a valuable lesson on the front lines. Classification only meant shit if you walked back out of the gate. Otherwise, shut your mouth and listen to those with more experience. They determined who made it out alive or not. But Kellen was tired now. He had gotten everything out of his system, and the fast paced life on the front lines didn’t suit him anymore. Now, he wanted to go home, buy a house, maybe find a nice man to settle down with, and live a normal life. All the while, the yellow eyes he’d met on the front lines haunted him, no matter how much he tried to forget about them. Especially since the Esper they were attached to refused to let him go.

Ignis, a weary priest with shaky faith, battles demons and curses armed only with a rosary, holy water, and an unrelenting dark humor. Amid supernatural struggles and mental chaos, he discovers that even in hell, there’s room for irony. Facing horrors and secrets far beyond his grasp, Ignis must fight not just against evil, but against himself. "A Hell of a Job" blends dark fantasy, sarcasm, and the supernatural in a chaotic yet hilarious adventure.

In the year 3027, humanity has transcended Earth’s bounds, thriving in colonies scattered across the solar system. Under the watchful governance of the Unified Solar Federation, an era of peace and prosperity seems assured. But for Samuel Hatten, a celebrated war hero recently discharged from service, the war is far from over. Haunted by the enigmatic events he witnessed on the battlefield—incidents shrouded in secrecy and buried under classified reports—Samuel struggles to reconcile his past with the fragile peace of the present. These events, unexplained and unnerving, hint at forces beyond human understanding. As Samuel delves deeper into his memories, piecing together fragments of suppressed truths, an unsettling realization takes root: the battles humanity thought were over may only have been the beginning. And in his darkest moments, a single thought echoes in his mind: "The worst is yet to come."

In a distant future where humanity thrives in the far reaches of space, the Skeld II, a colossal research and exploration vessel, serves as a beacon of hope and progress. Manned by a diverse crew of scientists, engineers, and military personnel, the ship’s mission is to push the boundaries of human knowledge. But beneath its polished exterior lies a creeping darkness—a sinister force that threatens not only the Skeld but the fragile fabric of human civilization. When a series of gruesome murders shatters the ship’s tranquility, rookie crew member Jean finds himself thrust into a nightmare of betrayal and fear. As paranoia spreads, Captain Max must rally his dwindling team against an unseen foe. Meanwhile, Kenneth, a trusted officer, descends into madness, invoking ancient powers and summoning the Dark One, a malevolent entity from a forgotten age. As alliances crumble and the body count rises, the survivors must confront the truth: the parasite that plagues them isn’t just physical—it’s spiritual, tearing apart their minds and sowing distrust. Their mission becomes clear: unite or perish. But in the face of overwhelming darkness, sacrifice becomes inevitable, and each character must wrestle with their own humanity. Hell on Earth is a gripping tale of survival, betrayal, and redemption, blending visceral horror with intense action. In a universe where shadows linger and light feels scarce, the Skeld’s crew must fight not only for their lives but for their souls. For on this ship, even the stars can’t save you from what lurks in the void.

i wake up, dirtied from the ground my long sword shined in the moonlight. i feel like i am forgetting something. 'nameless' a human reincarnated into a warlord without memories and without a name

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Mission Details: Discover the dark secret of the Abandoned Mansion in the Outskirts and survive until dawn! Failure to comply with the quest will result in the reduction of the host's lifespan by 30 years. Danny is a struggling streamer who suddenly receives weird messages from a phone he bought from a shady merchant. What makes matters worst for him is that his life is at stake if he didn't finish what was being told in the message! "Wait a minute, maybe I can use this as content for my videos? If I am being threatened to die by this, might as well earn money from it!"

Smart people are often suffocated by powerful people or people who can better market their skills. Now the smartest man alive works as a manual laborer because no one takes his ideas seriously... I think it is about time he changes that. Yet smart people are often taken advantage of dying without being able to credit their own works. Sometimes losing complete ownership of their invention because of powerful people. Yet when you are the smartest alive with the most powerful inventions why follow their rules? If they still want him to back down then, simply rule them.

"You keep playing like I won't fuck the shit outta you" Ra smirked, studying Samiyah's body slowly. "We don't do empty threats here Ra," Samiyah smiled, biting her bottom lip slightly. Without saying a word, Ra reached over and grabbed Samiyah's neck. "Empty threats?" He questioned rhetorically. With his free hand, Ra snaked it down her stomach and into her pants. "Ra.." Samiyah whimpered as he made contact with her wet secret. *this book contains a series of flashbacks* there's always a little bit of truth in my stories. I hope you guys enjoy:)

The story of two men intertwined by fate. Will this be a story of love? Or will this be a story of tragedy?

This is a story about teenagers struggling to grow up, and growing up is full of choices that affect how you choose to define your character.

No one knows their origins. No one knows where they came from and why? But for as long as humanity can remember monsters were always a part of their lives. People did not feel the need to care as they had people to protect them. ‘Rangers’ were the name of the people risking their lives to save mankind from extinction. As the most sought after career in modern society. Academies all over the world have been training young minds to achieve this goal. One such academy was by far the most superior of them all. Evergreen Highcrest Academy from the kingdom of Eldoria a kingdom ruled by elven people. Accepting only talent regardless of their backgrounds. As spotless as their reputation has been these past years they will find it difficult to keep it clean this year as the new students isn’t what anyone was expecting.

Princess Ivana is as dazzling as she is daring, ruling her kingdom with confidence, charm, and a sharp wit. Caught between royal duties and secretive missions, she thrives in the shadows—until Edmund, her childhood rival-turned-ally, reappears. Their complicated past brims with unresolved tension, flirtation, and a shared history that neither can escape. As the kingdom’s fragile peace teeters, Ivana and Edmund’s bickering escalates, drawing them into a game of hidden motives and unspoken desires. In a world of alliances, secrets, and unpredictable twists, one thing is certain: their rivalry is far from over, and their fates are entwined in ways neither can resist.

When a billionaire tech mogul and a brilliant literature student with a secret collide, their winter road trip will test the limits of trust, jealousy, and love. He's the grumpy, overprotective CEO who's always had everything under control-until she walked into his life. She's the sunshine in the chaos, the hidden novelist who's been keeping her talent a secret. They've known each other since childhood, but years of tension and unspoken feelings have turned them into frenemies.

"I curse you, Damian. You will die a slow and painful death." She was betrayed, deceived and murdered by her own husband. But fate had other plans for Valeria. When Valeria wakes up thousands of years in the past, she’s no longer just a woman—she’s Queen Evelina, the fated mate of the Lycan King, Magnus. Ruthless, deadly, and feared by all, Magnus is nothing like the husband she once trusted. Yet, he bears the same face as Damian and that alone makes her hate him and seek her revenge. Trapped in a medieval world of werewolves with a year long Christmas period, Valeria finds out she is not only a queen but also pregnant. To make matters worse, the Alpha king, Carter, and the Lycan king are at war, both willing to destroy kingdoms to claim and keep her. Neither are aware of the child in her womb and she doesn't know who between the both of them is the father. Magnus, the cold and possessive Lycan King, is nothing like the rumors claim. Beneath his tough layers is a man with secrets darker than a moonless night. Valeria, however, doesn’t care, no matter how important they are—her only mission is to kill him and escape. But how can an Omega kill the most powerful werewolf alive? As Valeria begins to learn and understand her new life, secrets are brought to the surface. How did she get here? Why does her silver locket glow? Why is her wolf like that? And why does Magnus, the man she swears to hate, make her heart beat? Love, betrayal, power, and revenge collide in this tale of a woman torn between two lives and two dangerous men. Can Valeria rewrite her destiny, or will she end up losing herself in a new world where nothing is as it seems? He’s dangerous. She’s furious. She loves Christmas with passion. He hates Christmas with an even bigger passion. Together, they’ll either make and conquer —or destroy each other. Read now and dive into a world of love, twists, betrayal, and suspense! Update daily.

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Twenty-one-year-old Ryder Callahan is a misunderstood high school dropout with a reputation for being a delinquent. Getting suspended countless times from high school and, in the end, just dropping out. The only things that seem to interest him are smoking and knitting, a hobby he picked up from his late grandmother. Despite his rough outer shell, Ryder is loyal to his family and helpful around the house (when he isn't high), qualities that his mother loves and the only reason his parents haven't kicked him out yet. One day, Ryder finds himself in a situation where, while indulging in his usual routine of smoking and knitting in a secluded corner of a park near his house, he sees a brutal altercation between rival gangs that leaves him confused as fuck. Little does he know, his presence didn’t go unnoticed. Dominic Caruso, the notorious mafia boss known for his ruthless killings and feared reputation, catches wind of Ryder's witness to the crime. Initially angered by the potential threat to his whole way of life, Dom's curiosity is piqued when he learns more about the young man. Despite the empire he has built himself into, Dom is intrigued by Ryder’s indifference to the danger he's stumbled upon and his unconventional hobbies, and he can't get enough. He wants him. He needs him. And he's going to get him one way or another. This is I can't move on by yours, truly.

Everyone has their own struggle and happy moment in their lives, many fell to their own temptation to end their life in their journey to reach their end goal. From zero to infinity, from infinity to zero, the countless choice in this life is nothing but a way to reach a happy and fulfilling ending. However, that very choice, is also a death trap to reach an early end. “I have no regret if I could be with you, as long as you’re by my side, as long as you keep holding my hand, I do not regret anything…” The story of one man wanting to stay together with the one he loved is about to start. “You and I, we will always be together. Even if you die… I will follow you soon, with this knife in my hand, we will always be together. Without regret, without pain, with only love, I will be with you… Even in death.” The devotion of a woman to stay with her loved one is about to begin. -------------------- Cover Image is not mine. If you're the creator and want me to remove it, please tell me and I'll remove it. be it comment or review. leave some message, thank you.

Lize heads towards Springfield to find her nephews. Her life changed as she and Jones expect a baby during their travels in Missouri. Either the undead will kill them or a new threat arrives.

Cleiton Silva is a 14-year-old boy living in a humble community in Brazil. He is of mixed-race descent, reflecting the rich diversity of Brazilian heritage, and is tall for his age, though he has a slender build. He helps his father as a construction worker's assistant to supplement the family income. His biggest dream is to become a football player, just like the legends he sees on TV. When he secures a spot on the youth team of Vitória, a prominent football club in the state of Bahia and one of the two biggest teams in the state, Cleiton feels he’s finally closer to changing his life and realizing the dream his father had to abandon to support the family. Determined to be a center-back like his father, Cleiton quickly realizes that the journey won’t be easy. He doesn’t have the same skills as the others and only has the advantage of being physically stronger, a result of years of hard work. Just as he’s about to be cut from the team, Cleiton is stunned by something unbelievable: a mysterious system appears, offering skills and challenges that promise to transform him into the greatest center-back of all time. Now, with a unique opportunity in his hands, Cleiton must juggle intensive training, the harsh reality at home, and the desire to honor the dream his father had to leave behind. Determined not to waste this chance, he approaches every training session as if it were his last, knowing he’s not just playing for himself, but also for his family and the dream of a better life. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Disclaimer: The cover image was created using AI. Please note that I am not a native English speaker and have used AI to assist in translating my original text from Portuguese. This novel is not intended to be 100% faithful to reality; rather, its purpose is to provide an entertaining story while also helping me improve my English skills. Thank you very much for the support, and I hope you all enjoy the novel! JOIN MY PATREON - patreon.com/00_SAM

"Nothing can stop me from scoring this goal… Nothing can stop me from winning this league… Except…" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Corell, a 19-year-old football prodigy, plays for the underdog club Heavens Night. With scouts and selectors eagerly anticipating his performance, he’s determined to impress and take the next big step toward his dream of becoming a professional footballer. For him, this match seems like a mere formality—an opportunity to showcase his talents and secure his future. But what he doesn’t know is that this seemingly routine game will turn everything he thought he knew about football—and life—upside down, As he gets selected into one of the weakest Clubs in his country. But that didnt mean the end for Corell, As he decided to bring this new team of his, who is known as the weakest team, the title of the strongest

"Let me ruin you more than the drugs ever can" Los Angeles, California the city of angels, expect a dark prince rules it Zane parson who is a self made Billionaire, wears a tailored suit and calls it "casual wear", and prick, has one mission to live. He's almost turning 30 in one year exactly, before he has to announce his arranged marriage, to a airhead at the end of the year Meets Alice, a carefree pothead, who is a nyctophilia, always biting her nails, and doing a sexy gulp when she's scared, she's the only angel in Los Angeles, Alice only has one mission too though, forget. even though they met in the dark, can Zane save his fallen angel and bring her the light? or will it be too late

What if there's a vampire apocalypse? and you're one of the only humans left, well, that's what happened to Leviathan

Chalassyians are a human race considered a curse. Therefore, Chalassy and its deep roots in the ancient Gods threaten the entire world, and their eradication serves the greater good. Cover Photo rights all belong to me!

Kevin... an 18 year old guy that transmigrates into a new world of magic and cultivation. watch as he uncovers the reason why males can't cultivate and reach the top of this world. [I'm new to writing and willing to learn with an open mind]