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Once a man who vehemently rejected the absurd clichés of fantasy worlds, he found his quiet, ordinary life in the real world turned upside down. After miraculously dodging a truck that seemed destined to isekai him, he was propositioned by a talking raven, a messenger from another dimension offering untold power, world domination, and a grand harem. He scoffed, preferring his mundane life, even breaking his phone to sever any ties to such fantastical systems. But fate, it seems, has a twisted sense of humor. Despite his desperate attempts to cling to his reality, a chance act of kindness involving a wounded white cat ultimately sealed his destiny. He awoke in an unfamiliar world, a helpless infant, forced into the very transmigration he so adamantly refused. Will this unwilling protagonist ever find true happiness, or is he forever bound to the fantastical destiny he tried so hard to escape? Discover the secrets behind his transmigration, the mystery of his deceased lover, and the meaning of "Death Dice" in a world he never asked for. –––– Note: The beginning is a bit slow. PLEASE ADD TO LIBRARY Additional tag: No NTR/Yuri, Overpowered in the future, Magic, Mystery.

[Congratulations. You have read 10,000 webnovels. You have unlocked the X-Level Skill: Author of Worlds.] Matthew was dying. Diagnosed with terminal cancer and abandoned by those he once called friends, all he had left were the stories he escaped into. When he finally finished reading a masterpiece by the infamous Carefree Dreamer, a strange notification appeared before his eyes. [Congratulations. You’ve unlocked the X-Level Skill: Author of Worlds.] [With this skill, you may transmigrate into a novel of your creation… as a random character.] [Warning: This skill violates the Eternal Dao. Unpredictable plot deviations and chaos may occur.] Matthew scoffed at first… He was going to die anyway. Until he saw one final line: [Note: Certain items from your novel can be brought back to the real world.] A second chance at life… Albeit a sliver of hope. He decided to write a novel that could help him get a cure for his sickness, but fate had other plans. [Oh? It seems you have a completed novel. Initiating transmigration process...] Thrown into his own nightmare, Matthew awakens in the very world he created… but not as a hero, villain, or sage. No. He’s stuck in the body of a random character he didn't create… and with a trash ability he didn't create as well With death closing in and chaos warping his carefully written plotlines, Matthew must outwit his own creation, survive the five Origin Paths, and rewrite his fate. After all, who knows a story better than its author? Right?

Some mtl chapters of some novel that I curently read. Chapters are random. Don't read cuz you won't understand. Contains many novel and random chapters

Suddenly pulled into a world filled with Specters, Fang Xiu woke up with a unique ability: Reset. Every time he died, time would rewind to the moment before he was killed. In this strange and dangerous world, Fang Xiu could have chosen to hide. Instead he announced to the world, “Yes, I’m a prophet. I can see the future!” As his predictions kept coming true, his title of the Prophet spread around the world. His words became the truth. They became the future. “I have seen the future,” he announced, attracting people from all around the world. His followers took it to the extreme, declaring, “Should the Prophet decree your demise one day, don’t waver, don’t question, just obey. For hesitance only leads to a far graver fate.” During a B-level Specter event, known as [the Spawning] A teammate warned, “The creature is hiding among these villagers. We need to be careful.” Fang Xiu pointed to the last row and commanded, “The one in white. Yes, you. Come out!” In an A-level Specter event, called [Lantern Heads] One teammate warned, “This area is crawling with thousands of Lantern Heads. If they shine their light on you, your head will fall off. The scariest part is the Lantern Heads float unpredictably. It’s impossible for anyone to get across safely. Wait, where’s Fang Xiu?” Another stuttered, “He, he…he’s on the other side!” The first teammate exclaimed in disbelief, “What?! How did he get across?” The other replied: “He…he just walked over.” ____ 3 Chapters Daily 1 Power Stone = 3 more additional chapters. (Reset Daily)

"You can keep summoning heroes to save you as you like but if they stood in my way the results will always be the same " summoning heroes to save you is your choice but you better have a basic understanding on who or what you might have unleashed in the world .

Harish, a modern man from xxxxxxxxxxx, India, found his ordinary life brutally ripped apart, replaced by a nightmare of steel and blood. Plucked from his mundane existence, he awoke in a world teeming with mythical creatures and unfathomable powers, inexplicably bonded to a mysterious, game-like Apex Nexus system. This isn't just one fantasy world, but all of them. The Nexus, a colossal, impossible tower, links Murim realms of martial arts masters, glittering kingdoms of swords and magic, ethereal Spirit Wilds, the ancient domains of Dragons, and the desolate, sulfurous Demonic Hells—even the divine sanctuaries of Greek, Norse, and Chinese Gods. All are interwoven, each floor a new, perilous reality. Harish is no hero, yet he's been granted abilities that defy logic: Absolute Regeneration heals any wound, Chaos Breaking Divine Perception reveals hidden truths, and Daily Attribute Double ensures exponential growth. With Instant Mastery of All Things and Unlimited EXP, he's on a hyper-accelerated path to omnicompetence. His first challenge? A Blood Demon Cavalry General, a creature of pure malice, which he somehow overcame. But why him? Why was he, a man who knew nothing of chi or mana, chosen for this brutal cosmic ascent? As he navigates the treacherous floors of the Nexus, battling monstrous foes and encountering beings of legend, Harish must unravel the mystery of his own existence and the true purpose of his absurd power. Is he a pawn, a test subject, or something far greater? The Nexus promises unimaginable rewards: immense power, legendary wealth, and ultimate freedom to traverse realities. But it is also a brutal arena, drawing candidates from every conceivable world, each vying for supremacy. Harish's former life feels like a distant dream, replaced by a raw, brutal, and undeniably real struggle for survival. The journey up the Apex Nexus has just begun. What truths lie hidden within its infinite floors? And what will Harish become as he climbs—a savior, a conqueror, or something else entirely in this grand, cosmic game?

Some random stories I come up with to keep my boredom away. Contains original novels and fanfics as well. They may become a novel I'll write if I like them enough or if there is a sudden rush of inspiration that takes over me. If you like one of them comment on it and I may consider writing more about it one day, I am highly sleep deprived so I guess I will someday if i do not commit suicide first.

What would happen if a random person was summoned to a new world with a Random Summoner System? Good question. Shall we find out? A novel about a system that allows the summoning of random beings from all across creation—as long as they possess sentience. This includes self-aware weapons, artifacts, and who knows what else. Please note, this is my first ever attempt at writing, so I’m looking for constructive criticism, not trash talkers. Any help or advice you can offer would be greatly appreciated!

-WSA 2025- Silas Greenfield, a master assassin, dies in a bloody betrayal — only to wake up in the body of a random extra in a fantasy world straight out of a game he used to play. But Silas isn’t here to follow some prewritten plot. With his deadly skills and sharp mind, he’s determined to rewrite the rules and carve his own path. In a kingdom full of power struggles, royal intrigue, and dangerous secrets, Silas must navigate a world where everyone has their role — and he’s ready to break them all. Can a former assassin outwit fate and rise to power, or will he become just another pawn in a game he refuses to play?

Random crack ideas for my story, don't expect much guys its just a regular poorly written fanfic. Warning battles some of the battle may excessive blood or violence. Don't take this seriously just have fun.

Leaving behind their peaceful village, siblings Kenji and Shiori venture to the city for a fresh start. Shiori is thrilled by the new experiences that await, but Kenji quietly struggles with the weight of leaving their home and the people tied to his past. Their new life, however, quickly takes an unexpected turn when a mysterious woman aggressively confronts Kenji on their first day. Just as things escalate, a stranger known as "the one who wields the cursed flames" intervenes, shattering any hope of a quiet life. As hidden forces begin to stir around them, Kenji and Shiori are thrust into a world of conflict, secrets, and danger far beyond anything they imagined. Their ordinary journey has already become something else entirely.

As the title suggests, this book is about random rants. It's just a platform for me to let out my emotions. p.s.If you do like this book, I'm honoured but do not expect any regular updates. p.p.s.Positive criticism is appreciated but if you simply wish to hate then I suggest you do that somewhere else. Thank you for taking time out to check my book out and have a nice day!

Just a writing guide from a random, nothing else.

Freedom Every slave longs for freedom. But perhaps there is no freedom in this world. Maybe the only freedom that exists is the freedom to choose the chains that bind us. In a world filled with moral conflict and corruption. Aster, a young slave who has lived a life of endless tragedy, wishes to be freed from his shackles. And escape the outskirts. But what he didn’t know is that the real world out there is much darker. Bound yet to another shackle, he now has to find a way to survive in this new world. This is the legend of The Jester.

When a 21-year-old avid reader of LitRPG and fantasy novels suddenly finds himself reincarnated as a baby in the medieval world of Panora, he faces the daunting task of adapting to his new reality. Despite his infant form, his mind retains the wisdom and knowledge of his previous life, creating a unique struggle to reconcile his mature consciousness with his helpless body. As Ethan grows, he becomes acutely aware of the world’s magical system, which shapes the lives of its inhabitants. This system grants individuals distinct traits and abilities, determined by a combination of innate potential and personal growth. Ethan quickly discovers his own remarkable traits, which provide him with extraordinary advantages over his peers. These include a natural affinity for manipulating mana and an intuitive understanding of complex magical skills. Driven by an insatiable curiosity and a desire to explore the full extent of his powers, Ethan embarks on a rigorous quest for self-improvement. His journey is characterized by an obsession with honing his skills and a relentless pursuit of knowledge. Chapters will be between 1,500 and 3,000 words, with at least two chapters published every day. Comments and corrections are welcome and appreciated.

Cale, a therapist, with little to no memories of his former life apart from his profesional skills as a profesional therapist with years of experience on the field, reincarnates on an Otome game, having no idea that is an Otome game. To make matters worse, he only recovers his memories on the moment his fiance, the kingdom's princess, cuts off their engagement due to how scummy he was. So, like a reasonable person, he takes a breath, and proceeds to do what he does best, and begins her threatment...in a world that has no idea what psychology or therapy even is. "I wonder if the concept even exists?" Read further, and please enjoy. __________________________ English is not my mother lenguage, so please be patient.

She dies on her 27th birthday. Every. Single. Time. Different world, different rules, different face — same damn fate. And the one thing all her tragic little lifespans have in common? She’s always married when she dies. So this time, she has a revolutionary idea: Stay single. Live. Born into a stiff, judgmental medieval kingdom, where magic is banned for commoners (but hoarded by royalty), she’s now 25, nobly bred, politically poised, and pretending to aim for the crown prince. (Step one of the plan: fake it till you almost make it, then don’t.) Her first fiancé? Slipped off a cliff. (Oops.) Second? Died in a war. (Double oops.) Third? The current prince? Terrified of women. (Chef’s kiss.) All according to plan and nobody suspects a thing. Until the new stable boy shows up. He picks up her handkerchief like some storybook romantic, looks her dead in the eye, and says, “Good evening, Miss Witch,” before launching into a cryptic poem about stars and walking away like he didn’t just ruin her life. Now she’s spiraling. Because she doesn't have a hint of magic (at least this time), and he must definitely know something he shouldn't. Between suspicious nobles, nosy court mages, and a weirdly poetic stable boy who knows too much and blinks like a baby deer, she has to keep her cool, keep her mask, and most importantly — keep her single status intact. And then — because of course — it turns out the stable boy isn’t just some weird dreamer. He’s a magical genius. Possibly cursed. Definitely unhinged. And he might be the key to breaking her cycle…

Jameson Jackals a teenage boy who moved from Florida has to start over a new life in California. James doesn't really have a hard time fitting in and gets along with almost everyone... Almost. Meet Blaze Asher. James's worse enemy, also the boy who's in almost every subject of his. Also know as the school's bad boy, Prince Charming, Mr handsome, whatever you call him just gets on James nerves. Everything seems normal so far, go to school, learn, hang out with friends, a conflict with Blaze, learn, party, another conflict with Blaze, hang out with friends,etc. Until one 'faithful' night at a Friday party. James hangs out with friends, drinks alcohol, parties hard, does all sorts of dares, and so on. Except, that's not the only thing that happened that night. Blaze happened to be at the very same party that night, and no they didn't end up fighting as usual, but something much worse happened between the two. Read to find out what happened between the two.

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"Sage, The life you gave, I wonder where did you taken it from?" This is what one of the commoners said. "you always revived the dead, yet did you not think what is the consequences?" I.. Don't know.. "I always thankful for your abilities, yet I always wondered what's the bad side of using that kind of power" The more the question asked, the more I doubt my own ability [ let's go back to where it begins ]

Our protagonist, Kimura Takeshi, reincarnated in a weird romcom manga, as a side character. "My two childhood friends are acting weird!"- this is the name of the manga. A weird romcom in a weird school. But why weird? This is a typical romance manga where the dense MC, Reiji Miyano, have two childhood friends doting for him. His harem includes many other characters too. So why weird? The weird thing is that the school has a rule: Every single student has to HAVE a boyfriend/girlfriend. If you don't, then the teachers will do a lottery to RANDOMLY choose a partner for you! Weird school is this! However it's just a manga. That's what Kimura thought. But now he is in that manga world. And he is the best friend of the MC. And his daily life is going to be more eventful than ever!

the bard kinda like a spoiler wait for it

The main character happened to meet the bitch who bullied him. A story where the main character exploits the girl’s weakness to control her brings changes. He exploits her, her friend, and the family altogether.

What happen when you give someone a universal soul? Good question. Anyway, I'll sum up the beginning of the book like other authors. Jake was a normal man. Be worked in an office, like a normal person. He also happened to be a complete nerd. But during his best friends birthday party, he gets beamed by a pillar of light? How odd... A bit later, he wakes up laying on a tree, some stuff to his side. He looks through the stuff, and finds a small bottle. It says to drink it. Our main character isn't an idiot though- Or so one might think. Anyways, if you want to know more, maybe read the book?

Join the group of incompetent idiots that go by the names of Roufail, Tempest and Leo on their slice of life story. Their friend group? Too big. Their combined IQ? Room temperature. Their experiences? Based on real events. -------------------------------------- Author: Roufail Editors: Leo & Tempert Oliver: Oliver

Paulina is one of the most popular girl in school. Her family is rich enough to buy the entire city, and her grades are always excepcional. In a rainy day she bumps into the weird guy of the school, Matheus. He likes to read and it is calm most of the time, what piss Paulina off.

When Bruce, a gentle-hearted undercover cop, meets a tragic end during a dangerous mission, he awakens to a shocking new reality—he’s been reborn as Lili, an 8-year-old girl struggling to survive alone in a harsh medieval world. Isolated in a lakeside cottage, Lili battles loneliness, hunger, and the dangers of the wilderness with only her determination and her animal friends for comfort. Gifted with ethereal beauty and an angelic voice, Lili’s fateful arrival in the humble village of Einsway instantly captures hearts and invites both admiration and danger. Yet behind the villagers' awe lurk darker intentions—greedy bandits, predatory villagers, and hidden conspiracies threaten her newfound peace. Drawing on memories from her previous life, Lili must navigate friendships, threats, and romance in a world filled with superstition and peril. Will Lili’s songs unite a village, or will her unique talents make her the target of ruthless opportunists? A tale of innocence, resilience, survival, and redemption unfolds as a once-powerful man embraces a new life, new strengths, and an unexpected destiny. --- Tags: Reincarnation Female Protagonist Medieval Fantasy Adventure Slice of Life Survival Child Protagonist Music Beauty Romance Action Drama Dark Fantasy Noble Identity Villagers Protective Characters Emotional Growth --- Genre: Fantasy / Historical Romance --- Setting: Medieval Fantasy World (Kingdom of Albion) --- Character Traits: Innocent and Determined Female Lead Protective Allies Complex Antagonists --- Audience: Suitable for readers who enjoy reincarnation stories, medieval fantasy, and emotional narratives blending warmth, danger, and heartfelt growth. --- Tone: Heartwarming yet suspenseful, with moments of humor, emotional depth, and gripping tension. --- Enjoy diving into this immersive medieval fantasy tale, where songs have power, innocence faces adversity, and one girl's spirit lights the darkness!