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Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic)

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs.

Xu Xiang es una superviviente del día del juicio final que sobrevivió cuarenta años. Antes de que pudiera cumplir su sueño de convertirse en la señora gobernante, murió. Al abrir los ojos, regresó a los quince años antes de que comenzara el día del juicio final. Con la ayuda de la reliquia familiar, el anillo de dragón y fénix, acaparó provisiones y se preparó para recibir el día del juicio final. Lamentablemente, fue traicionada por su propia familia y murió la noche antes de que comenzara el día del juicio final. Con odio en su corazón, se tragó el anillo de dragón y fénix y se lanzó desde el acantilado. Cuando abrió los ojos de nuevo, seguía viva, pero llegó a un mundo azotado por guerras interminables y desastres naturales constantes. Aunque tiene la suerte de obtener otra oportunidad, sin saberlo se ve envuelta en turbulencias políticas donde alguien puede ser asesinado sin saber quién es el asesino. ¿Podrá sobrevivir en este mundo antiguo que es más peligroso y lleno de peligros ocultos que el suyo? ¿Podrá encontrar el coraje para confiar en alguien más una vez más? Después de dos vidas, ¿podrá encontrar su propia felicidad?

link Un valiente caballero emprende una peligrosa misión para rescatar a la princesa Zelda de las garras de un ser malvado y salvar el mundo. En su camino, deberá enfrentar múltiples desafíos con coraje y determinación. Para lograr su objetivo, primero deberá encontrar una antigua reliquia que le permitirá derrotar al enemigo definitivo.

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

THE TRAGIC, GLORIOUS, AND ABSURD DEATH OF COLL APSI: A NATIONAL DISASTER OR A BLESSING IN DISGUISE? By: A Reporter Who Was Forced to Write This Ladies and gentlemen, citizens of the internet, and all the unfortunate souls who have nothing better to do than read this article—today, we gather to mourn (or mock) the untimely demise of Coll Apsi, the so-called "number one pro-gamer" of Yggdrasil Online. Yes, you heard that right. The man who dedicated his life to clicking buttons faster than the rest of us has finally clicked his last. How did it happen, you ask? Was it a tragic accident? A conspiracy? Perhaps the government finally decided to tax gamers for their virtual wealth? No, dear readers. The truth is far more poetic. Coll Apsi, a man of legendary skill but questionable life choices, was found dead in his apartment. His cause of death? A brain shock caused by excessive stimulation. A poetic way of saying that his brain literally couldn’t handle his own awesomeness. Some might say it was a divine punishment for spending too much money on in-game cosmetics, while others argue it was simply evolution removing the weak from the gene pool. Now, let’s talk about the crime scene. The authorities found our dear Coll in a rather unique position—doing a full kayang (bridge pose) while his manhood stood at full attention. Some experts suggest this was a final salute to his gacha waifus, while others believe it was a desperate attempt to ascend into another dimension. Either way, it worked. He got isekai’d. Naturally, the news spread faster than government scandals, and soon, the live chat was flooded with reactions that ranged from genuine sadness to absolute degeneracy. Some fans cried out, “Gone too soon!”, while others immediately began making memes about “Coll Apsi’s Final Form.” There was even a small cult forming, claiming that he had achieved true enlightenment and would return as the God of RNG. But let’s not forget the family’s response. In a heartwarming display of motherly affection, Coll’s mother, Madam Apsi, was interviewed and gave a truly tear-jerking statement: "That useless brat! Where’s all his money?! I raised a son, not a broke corpse!" Indeed, it turns out that despite being a top-tier professional gamer, Coll Apsi somehow managed to spend every single penny he earned on loot boxes, NFTs, and premium battle passes. A true financial mastermind. The government’s tax department, upon realizing there was nothing left to seize, immediately lost interest in the case. And if you thought that was the end of it—oh no. Even game developers and corporations had something to say. The official Yggdrasil Online Twitter account posted a heartfelt message: "Rest in peace, Coll Apsi. May your soul continue to grind in another world." Meanwhile, other game developers jumped on the opportunity, releasing limited-time Coll Apsi tribute skins priced at a very respectful 99.99 dollars. Nothing honors the dead like capitalism, after all. But perhaps the most unexpected response came from a national agency, which, in a rare moment of self-awareness, tweeted: "We have reviewed the case and can confirm that Coll Apsi’s death was indeed NOT a government operation. If we were responsible, we assure you it would have looked like a normal heart attack." Ah, government transparency at its finest. Of course, conspiracy theories began to spread. Some claimed that Coll had unlocked the secrets of the universe, while others believed he was assassinated by a rival esports team. There was even one theory suggesting that he had successfully hacked the afterlife, leading to an emergency server maintenance in heaven.

Marcus, a 19-year-old struggling rapper with a failing career and a tough life under his demanding Aunt Jaz, finds himself at rock bottom after a viral meme ruins his latest track. When a chance encounter with an enigmatic homeless man leads to a shocking gift—the Von System—Marcus’s life shifts into overdrive. This mysterious, video game-like interface reveals his stats, assigns dangerous missions, and rewards him with digital currency called Flow. As Marcus completes quests—from making amends with his childhood crush, Jakirah, to targeting rivals—he must balance his desire for rap glory with the brutal realities of street life. With each mission, the Von System propels him further into a dark, unpredictable world where every choice risks his soul.

[LitRPG / Isekai / Adventure / Action / Comedy] Inspired by Mushoku Tensei, God of War, Bloodborne, Elden Ring & Warhammer 40k. Zen Hawthorn is a strange fellow, born with a curse that makes everyone question his sanity. In a cruel twist of fate, he embarks on a journey to avenge his grandfather; further unlocking the mysteries of the world he lives in.  Join him on an action-adventure-romcom journey filled with Demons, celestials, and cosmic beings as he narrates from his humble beginning to the prevention of the Demon King's resurrection and more. Beware of plentiful memes, Easter eggs, and references found within. This story contains Japanese folklores, Norse & Greek mythology along with Elves, Demons, Reptilians, Vikings and Dragons. Have fun reading! Book 1 - Not An Isekai Story (Completed) [Rewritten] Book 2 - Not An Isekai Story Unshipped (In Progress) Book 3 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story (Coming Soon) Book 4 - Simply Not Another Isekai Story Unlimited (Coming Soon)

CEO's? They are long gone from this world. Lolis? You mean, starving abandoned kids sleeping on the city streets? Romance? Did you just say paid relationships with Inn maidservants? What once was a flourishing world full of interesting things, sank into the bottom layer of human imagination. Before the apocalypse, people used MEME's to fight each other, now they switched back to the trusty steel separating body parts of their opponents. What used to be a company ploy, now turned into political games of shadows. Embark on the journey on Mike's side, as he ventures through a bloody continent when your closest friends are the people that will very likely be to ones to betray you. Follow his footsteps as he tries to unravel millenias old scheme, that to this day influence the politic scene of the entire world, making people kill each other just for the sake of giving the 'God' a great show. What was once free, is now bound by the rules. What was once bound, is now letting human nature take over. This ploy must be destroyed unless we want it to destroy ourselves!

Phephisa is a gripping and thought-provoking novel that delves into the intricate web of mental health, trauma, love, and resilience. When a seemingly perfect life begins to unravel, trauma re-merges exposing the sinister underbelly of exploitation and abuse. As the protagonist navigates her own struggles with anxiety, depression, and childhood trauma, she finds herself entangled in a dangerous world where exploitation and manipulation lurk. With each step, she must confront the shadows of her past and the harsh realities of being a woman. This powerful debut novel sheds light on: 1. The silent struggles of mental health. 2. The resilience of survivors. 3. The underbelly of exploitation Through raw emotion and unflinching honesty, Phephisa urges readers to confront the darkness, seek help, and support those affected by trauma and exploitation. My goal is to spark empathy and understanding, rather than provide a factual account. I encourage readers to explore reputable sources for a deeper understanding of this critical issue. Note: Certain quotes, phrases, and references throughout this book are attributed to various online sources, memes, and cultural phenomena. Where possible, original authors have been credited. However, some sources may remain uncredited due to lack of attribution or anonymity. Trigger Warning: This novel addresses mature themes, including mental health struggles. Some scenes may be triggering or disturbing. Please read with caution and prioritize your emotional well-being.

En un mundo donde las leyes de la vida y la muerte se consideran inquebrantables, Ars, un hombre mortal que se convierte en un dios inmortal de la destrucción, descubre que esas reglas no son más que ilusiones. Tras destruir el planeta Tierra, deja un rastro de magia y niebla que impregna la existencia misma, y elige perdonar a dos sobrevivientes, quienes se convierten en los primeros en enfrentar el nuevo mundo que ha creado. Con el tiempo, Ars regresa al mundo humano, transformado en siete copias que viajan por diferentes rincones del planeta. Cada copia lleva consigo una personalidad única, pero todas comparten un propósito común: desafiar las reglas de la vida y el destino. En su travesía, se encuentran con Lilium, una joven guerrera que casi muere en un coliseo, pero que, gracias a la intervención de una de las copias de Ars, sobrevive y se convierte en su compañera de aventuras. A lo largo de sus peripecias, Lilium y sus nuevos aliados se enfrentan a seres con poderes similares a los de Ars, mientras desvelan los secretos de la niebla que consume el mundo. En su lucha por restaurar el equilibrio, deberán aprender que las leyes que rigen la existencia no son tan fijas como pensaban, y que todo puede ser cambiado si tienen el coraje de desafiar el destino. En una historia que mezcla magia, sacrificio y poder, Choetsu: Leyes Rotas nos lleva a un mundo donde las reglas no son fijas y la humanidad puede redefinir su futuro, pero solo si están dispuestos a romper las leyes de la vida misma.

They say the moments before your death flash before your eyes. For us, it wasn’t death. Not really. It was just another Saturday night—a app ChatHaven filled with memes, debates, and plans to meet up next weekend. Then the white light came, brighter than anything I’d ever seen. My voice, once loud in my headphones, was swallowed whole by silence. And when I opened my eyes, the world I knew was gone. Reborn into a alternate earth and a Victorian-era history that never existed, we found ourselves in a world as beautiful as it was cruel. A world where whispers of a forgotten crown and an ancient prophecy haunted our every step. Now, armed with strange powers and thrown into a web of mystery, betrayal, and war, we must survive in a realm teetering on the edge of calamity. Bonds will be tested. Secrets will be unraveled. And in the end, the choices we make might not just decide this world’s fate—but our own.

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'What is this?' Theodore thought as he opened his little eyes to what he assumes to be one of his parents who is dropping him off on the doorstep of a church at what seemed to be in the middle of nowhere, ---a few hours ago ago--- Theodore was like any other normal person: had a family, had dreams, filled with ambitiouns, liked games, sometimes goes outside, has preferences, filled with desire, and of course went through a difficult time in his life, he was just as normal as the average person is. but one thing he is different from others is that he likes roasting people online especially the rich, he loves making fake accounts just to meme people, judge thier preferences and give rating for their every day (unnecessary) objects, he even makes money from it by making videos about how stupid some rich people are. But that led him to his death when he was kidnapped by a rich woman, who he had made fun of... '???' He didn't know what happened after that... --- [Somewhere in a different time]--- 'Where am I?' he asked as he tries to move his head and eyes uncoordinated, there were noticeable things to hint where he was currently at; the church was styled like it was described from a dark fantasy book, the sky was clear with a few clouds roaming in the sky as the light of dawn hits them, and his parent who looked like a literal angel, '....they seemed to be speaking..." "....to think my offspring looked... Normal, even though you're mother is a human and I, Michael... am an angel... So shouldn't you be a €i@n¥?" The angel asked the infant, only to be replied with cooing, "Oh... Who am I kidding? You're just an infant, how can you even understand..... goodbye Little David" the angel said as he spans his wings wide, knocked on the church's door before he flew from the ground and vanished between the rays of dawn ——17——Years——Later—— 'Hmm', looking back at the moment, David sighed in his stupidity for realizing something that he should've considered, "Well I was very afraid and shaken from being reincarnated, so I really can't truly blame myself for not realizing.... Right?" He asked, seemingly into the air [No, from what I can see, the fault was totally on you] the voice of the male siri that suddenly replied to him "Well fuck you, this wasn't supposed to be my problem, I'm just a defect Nephilim, not someone who asked to be a hero!" [Correction, currently you're a captive of Achilles] "That's not what I meant! You retard of a Sy--" [Playing; Don't Stop Believing by Journey] ================= This work is inspired by the stories of; the origins of the Book of Giants (and pages from the Bible that references to the Book of Giants), The story of David and Goliath, the themes, setting, scenes, land, and stories from various legends, tales, myths, 'n methods in both western and middle eastern. "..." => Talking '...' => thinking (...) => Details/explanation [...] => moves/important terms/specific places #...# => links/inspirations/references for the chapter ..====.. => end of a scene/transition to another scene ================= A [Short] novel, Meaning this is a work that I did not put my all in, But it is something that I gave my thoughts to: the chapters, characters, the plot and the finale. each chapter has atleast (1.2k)-(1.7k) words but I might be able to make chapters with nearly (2k) words, I've learned that in my previous works, the chapters are short af [–=Notes=–] >This Test Novel shall only have 20 chapters, >Have limited descriptions given >English is my third language and I learned English through poetry at first, so please anyone, help point out some writing errors of mine that I didn't do right >I lack perseverance so I might only upload mostly once a week, sometimes twice a week, or worse scenario once a (few) month(s)

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

The Anthology of Absurd Adventures, is a collection of short stories, each with different worlds, characters, and situations at hand. Each is written with an enormous amount of love poured into one simple belief: That from time to time life is rife with absurdity, and so too is a great imagination. This very belief is in the author's humble opinion, what sees the flourishing success of the comedy in all sorts of entertainment— from primetime Sunday night entertainment that we loved to watch in the '90s and 2000s, to the hilarious summer blockbuster comedy movies we see today, and even to the world of internet social media memes. With this earnest belief and heartfelt love letter sent jointly to comedy and storytelling, you are welcomed to a world of silly and absurd stories that are nothing less than imaginative and full of life. What sorts of stories can you expect to find inside, you wonder? Only stories that wouldn't possibly exist anywhere else, but in the land of the absurd! From the world in which a man from London challenges all of Japan to a competitive match of Hokey-Pokey, to a world in which a banana works at an insurance agency by day and fights as a ninja by night, there's bound to be plenty of laughs to be had as the stories unfold.

Felix Ariel, a typical Floridian, found himself transported to a mysterious kingdom in another world. However, a misunderstanding led to Felix accidentally killing the king, resulting in his untimely demise. Following this tragic event, Felix's spirit encountered a mysterious being who identified as Felix's ancestor. This entity claimed that Felix had been cursed by an unknown individual. For Felix's safety, the ancestor bestowed upon him a system for self-defense. Upon returning to Earth, Felix realized that he would be transmigrated to the alternate world at noon due to the lingering curse. To prepare for this unexpected transmigration, Felix relied on the system, which required him to gather oil and gold to enhance his abilities. Thus began Felix's quest in the other world. With his system, he brought firearms and an ambition to spread liberty... for prosperity and freedom. ... Author's note: I got burnt out after trying to write a serious, action-packed story. So, I guess I'll return to what I do best: writing a stupid comedy novel. Again, this is a satire story. Expect memes and stereotypes. Don't take anything seriously. Lastly, this story takes place after Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World. The MC is Leo's descendant. You don't need to read the previous novel to understand this story, but those who have will enjoy some easter eggs.

Después de siglos de conflictos y guerras devastadoras, la familia Vespasian emergió como la fuerza dominante que unificó a la humanidad bajo un único gobierno global. Esta dinastía poderosa y enigmática impuso su voluntad sobre los gobiernos del mundo, ya fuera mediante manipulación política o fuerza bruta. Su visión para la humanidad se centraba en la eficiencia y el progreso, y bajo su liderazgo, la sociedad experimentó una transformación sin precedentes. A lo largo de los milenios, la tecnología avanzó a pasos agigantados, impulsando a la humanidad en su expansión por el cosmos. Los Vespasian, a medida que consolidaban su poder, se convirtieron en una especie de deidad, venerados por generaciones futuras como los arquitectos de un nuevo orden mundial. Así nació el Imperio de la Humanidad, una vasta entidad que abarca innumerables sistemas estelares. En medio de esta época de expansión galáctica, conocemos a Viktor Rhysling, un joven de 22 años destinado a convertirse en uno de los almirantes más destacados del Imperio. A pesar de su juventud, Viktor posee una serenidad y una inteligencia táctica extraordinarias. Su lucha interna contra la monotonía y la depresión contrasta con su innegable atractivo y carisma natural. Con su cabello gris oscuro y su porte distinguido, Viktor irradia una fascinación y un misterio que no pasan desapercibidos. Mientras el Imperio de la Humanidad se embarca en su búsqueda por dominar la galaxia, Viktor se encuentra en el epicentro de un conflicto cósmico que pondrá a prueba no solo sus habilidades militares, sino también su comprensión del verdadero propósito del Imperio y su lugar en él. En un universo lleno de intrigas políticas, poderosos enemigos y tecnología avanzada, Viktor Rhysling se enfrenta a su destino con determinación y coraje, dispuesto a dejar su marca en la historia del Imperio de la Humanidad. Con cada decisión y batalla, Viktor desentrañará secretos oscuros y desafíos que podrían cambiar el curso de la humanidad para siempre. [Algunos personajes hechos con IA: https://www.deviantart.com/itlentc/gallery/95611130/el-imperio-de-la-humanidad]

Mabel "Maybe" Willis died a virgin at the very young age of twenty-four. She leaves behind her parents, Betty and Bruce, her brother, Evan, a laptop filled with one too many Jason Momoa memes, and a Kindle library with more books than one human being could ever finish in a lifetime. Cause of death: a text message. Okay. So, I didn't die. But I may as well have. One minute, I'm a woman trying to find her way in the world, and the next, I'm the sender of six of the most embarrassing text messages that have ever been sent in the history of time--or the cell phone. Whatever. We're talking code red, send a flipping mayday, the apocalypse is coming kind of texts. And I didn't just send them to some random person I'll never see again. No. That would be too easy. I sent them to Milo Ives. The man who played a starring role in all of my teenage fantasies--and my brother's lifelong best friend. And, boy oh boy, has he grown up. He's hard-bodied, blue-eyed, jawline-of-stone handsome, crazy successful, and has more money in his bank account than my brain can fathom. Deflower me, please? I said. Yeah. Send help.

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God(s). Angels. Demons. Monsters. They can be more real than you’d like… And more humane too… Maybe way too much… ... … In a world with supernatural races secretly living among humans, this is the story of Lúcio Arabrantes, a lad from Minas Gerais, Brazil. If you expected an unlucky, jobless protagonist… NOT HERE, FOLKS! Owner of a jewelry shop in one of the best shopping centers of Belo Horizonte, he certainly is a successful lad! Regarding his luck… WEEEEEELL… To start, our lad has a weird syndrome and a frail body (oh dear, someone could mistake his condition as a curse…), without mentioning the disappearance of his parents after an accident. Yeah, very original and nothing strange… But this isn't everything. The shop is nothing more than a facade for Lúcio's real business: the store Buriti de Ouro, specialized in artifacts, magical scrolls and talismans, seals, magic forge, formations, matrices and other magical miscellaneous; located in the Brazil Street, Latin America Zone, Heavenly Commercial District. Yes, our jeweler works in Heaven. Literally. But what is Lúcio’s cheat power? Is he the descendant of some god, dragon, spirit or devil? No, he is just a normal human with a… Not that normal job… Skills above everyone else? Despite being a magical inscriptionist and artificer, to surpass the gods and other races is complicated… Could it be the learnings of a past life? Well, Lúcio studied a lot, he works hard, but he never had an ancient great Grandmaster of a supreme sect or a primordial creation god to teach him secret techniques. For now… However, for the ruin of his peaceful lifestyle (if that's even possible in such a world) and rejoice of our readers, his “normal” life changes when a random box appears on his doorstep. Inside the box lies the first and last help left by his parents (spoiler: it won't be the last one). An artifact, the Aurum Nucleus, that could supposedly cure his weird body condition. But the artifact has a special bonus: it hosts the spirit of a… Certain woman… … … You already know that a lot of shit is gonna happen, right? Mercenaries and mobsters appearing to screw the party? Yes. Two dudes on a motorcycle trying to rob him? We are in Brazil, what did you expected? Old bully from school trying to make a fuss in the shop? Check. Aztec sect kidnap and try to offer him to a fallen Aztec god? Yep- Uhhh... The girlfriend is also kidnapped, but by a group of giants with colorful hairs and eyes living on a lost island in the Atlantic Ocean? Certainly- Hold up… Trouble with the island’s church from which the first angels (aka Celestials) and demons (Abyssals btw) come from? Of course- Wait, wait… The lost past of forgotten primordial gods, involving secrets about the origin of everything, schemes and plans of ancient entities, prophecies about the Apocalypse, wars between pantheons, clans and even different dimensions, machinations that could change the world order… Uhhhh… I think you folks got the idea… Fortunately, Lúcio has family and friends to support him in these troubles. From the cheese broas teached by his grandmother, the cheats, tricks and quirks of his family, a little help from adventurer friends, the love of his yander- cahem- protective girlfriend, and the strength of… Golden allies… This is an ordinary and chaotic story, unique and common, boring and funny, unexpected and predictable, pleasant and *censored*, and many other adjectives. So expect lots of jokes and memes (good or not, idc, my humor sense is wild), lovely or bland moments, references and mysteries, obvious or not. And as the novel’s name says, this is a story about gods and alchemy, with a certain island in the middle of the chaos… Discord server link: https://discord.gg/EjG4cBjrkJ

Marck, un joven de mirada penetrante y recién convertido en adulto al cumplir los 18 años, se sumerge en una aventura épica al adentrarse en la imponente 'Torre Celestial'. En su ascenso, se enfrentará a desafíos que pondrán a prueba su coraje y determinación, mientras lucha contra enemigos astutos y dioses absolutos que amenazan su propia existencia. ¿Podrá Marck conquistar los peligros que acechan en cada piso de la torre y proteger a sus amigos, o sucumbirá ante el poder implacable que yace en lo más alto?"

Sinopsis: Sakura Haruno, una joven moderna y llena de energía, siempre ha soñado con explorar el mundo más allá de su ciudad natal. Con su espíritu indomable y un profundo deseo de aventura, decide embarcarse en un viaje al Caribe junto a sus mejores amigas, Ino Yamanaka y Hinata Hyuga. Lo que comienza como unas vacaciones de ensueño, repletas de risas y nuevas experiencias, pronto se convierte en una pesadilla. Durante el vuelo, un inesperado accidente aéreo lanza a las chicas al caos total. En medio del pánico y los gritos, un misterioso portal se abre en el cielo, y antes de que puedan comprender lo que está sucediendo, el portal las absorbe, transportándolas a una isla inhóspita, repleta de peligros desconocidos. Al despertar en esta nueva y salvaje tierra, Sakura, Ino y Hinata se encuentran rodeadas de una vegetación exuberante, pero también amenazadas por criaturas prehistóricas que parecen haber salido de un sueño aterrador. Desde el primer momento, se ven obligadas a enfrentar a los temibles dinosaurios rex que merodean por la isla, convirtiéndose en su principal enemigo. La necesidad de sobrevivir se convierte en su prioridad, y las chicas deben unir fuerzas y utilizar su ingenio para superar las adversidades que les presenta esta nueva vida. La isla resulta ser un lugar lleno de desafíos inusuales. Las tres amigas pronto descubren que no solo deben lidiar con las bestias feroces, sino también con la falta de recursos y la necesidad de construir un refugio adecuado para protegerse de las amenazas externas. Deciden crear un campamento improvisado donde pueden dormir y resguardarse, mientras luchan por encontrar alimento y agua potable. A medida que los días se convierten en semanas, su situación se vuelve más peligrosa, pero también más apremiante. Cada día trae nuevas dificultades que deben enfrentar. Con el paso del tiempo, las chicas desarrollan habilidades de supervivencia esenciales. Aprenden a cazar, recolectar alimentos y encontrar agua potable. A través de estas experiencias, se enfrentan a situaciones que ponen a prueba no solo su fuerza física, sino también su vínculo emocional. La presión de la supervivencia fortalece su amistad, y juntas se convierten en un equipo imbatible, apoyándose mutuamente en los momentos de duda y miedo. Durante sus exploraciones por la isla, las amigas descubren cristales mágicos que poseen propiedades únicas, cada uno relacionado con un elemento específico como el fuego, el agua, la tierra y el aire. Estos cristales no solo son hermosos, sino que también les otorgan habilidades especiales que pueden utilizar para su beneficio. Al aprender a utilizarlos, Sakura y sus amigas comienzan a manipular el entorno a su favor, creando defensas mágicas y herramientas que les ayudarán en su lucha diaria por la supervivencia. Sin embargo, el uso de los cristales también conlleva riesgos, ya que la isla tiene su propia magia oscura que puede volverse en su contra si no se tiene cuidado. Además de los cristales, las amigas se topan con runas antiguas que les enseñan a invocar habilidades especiales. A través de rituales y prácticas, descubren cómo estas runas pueden ayudarles a comunicarse con las fuerzas de la naturaleza y a conjurar poderes que las protejan de las bestias que las acechan. Este proceso de aprendizaje no es fácil; cada vez que utilizan las runas, deben afrontar desafíos que ponen a prueba su coraje y determinación. Aprenden a trabajar juntas para combinar sus poderes, creando habilidades conjuntas que las hacen más fuertes. A medida que enfrentan peligros cada vez mayores, las chicas experimentan momentos de tensión, pero también de cercanía emocional. En medio de la adversidad, surgen vínculos más profundos, y exploran su conexión de una manera más intensa, fortaleciendo su relación en un entorno realmente ostil

En camino a su casa, surgen problemas y esto desencadena que por alguna extraña razon sea llevado a un mundo de fantasía que desafia cuaquier logica. Sin saber si podrá despertar de este infierno o si está destinado a vivirlo una y otra vez, Max deberá enfrentarse a sus mayores temores y encontrar el coraje en lo inesperado

A meme-y blurb that might become a thing later.

This was a random fever dream I wrote when I was 14, goodness me what the hell was I even doing:4. Maybe I'll continue this for the meme of it, or ill never.

En un mundo donde las promesas de felicidad se desvanecen como ilusiones, una joven llamada Elise se encuentra en el centro de un misterio intrigante. Un evento misterioso altera drásticamente su vida, dejando cicatrices emocionales que no puede comprender. La tragedia la sumerge en un abismo de preguntas sin respuesta, donde las sombras ocultan secretos oscuros sobre su origen y su destino. En medio de la oscuridad, Elise descubre que su vida está entrelazada con fuerzas poderosas y desconocidas que buscan manipular la realidad misma. A medida que desentierra fragmentos del pasado enterrado, cada revelación la lleva más cerca del borde de la cordura y hacia un futuro incierto lleno de peligros. Perseguida por aquellos que desean silenciar la verdad y por otros que buscan explotar su potencial, Elise se ve obligada a confrontar su propia identidad y el propósito detrás de su existencia. En su búsqueda de respuestas, se encuentra atrapada en una red de intrigas políticas, conspiraciones que amenazan con desestabilizar todo lo que conoce. Con cada decisión que toma, Elise se adentra más en un laberinto de engaños y manipulaciones, donde la línea entre aliados y enemigos se desdibuja y la verdad se convierte en un arma de doble filo. En su desesperada búsqueda por la verdad, descubre que su destino está vinculado a un antiguo enigma que podría cambiar el curso de la historia y decidir el destino de.... En su lucha por comprender su lugar en un mundo lleno de secretos, Elise se enfrenta a pruebas de coraje, lealtad y sacrificio. A medida que la verdad se revela lentamente ante ella, debe tomar decisiones que no solo afectarán su vida, sino también el destino de todos aquellos que ama y el equilibrio frágil entre los dos imperios en conflicto. En última instancia, en un final lleno de giros inesperados y revelaciones impactantes, descubre que la verdadera felicidad puede estar más allá de las promesas rotas y las ilusiones perdidas, si tiene el coraje de enfrentarse a la verdad que ha estado buscando desesperadamente desde el principio. conseguirá ser feliz?