Assisted Self Suck

Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me. Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you. Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists? Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me! Ronaldo: Pah! Messi: Smug face! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Watch my flying boot! Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges! Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together! Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill! Neymar: So what about us younger ones? Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!

"Thanks for the invite, I'm in New York, just got off the plane." Du Wei realized he had traveled through time. Having no choice, he had to resume his old trade and opened a psychological consultation clinic, but the patients seeking psychological advice were all a bit strange... Note: This book is set in the Soul Summoning Universe.

"Hot Noodles request to add you as a friend." An inexplicable friend request, a non-existent contact. Claiming to be a message from herself in the future, intimately knowledgeable about her past. Fang Xiaocao was utterly numb. Hot Noodles: Danger, do not go home tonight. "Is this some kind of joke?" Staring at the WeChat message, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes and opened the anti-theft door. Hot Noodles: At midnight, when the knocking starts, don't turn on the light if you don't want to die. In the early morning: 00:00:00 Fang Xiaocao was woken by the knocking sound. She was just about to turn on the bedside lamp when she remembered that bizarre message. She pulled back her hand and stayed put until dawn, only to know her neighbor next door, a woman living alone just like her was murdered at midnight... Fang Xiaocao was suddenly covered in a cold sweat. Hot Noodles: To celebrate our narrow escape from death, go to the flea market before three in the afternoon, stall number 7, and buy the seventh inkstone on the left-hand side. The seller's bottom price is 80, but the inkstone is worth 8 million. After last night's ordeal, Fang Xiaocao inexplicably chose to believe. She successfully bought an inkstone for a hundred dollars, and later discover it was indeed a imperial inkstone from the Qing Qianlong era, worthing 8 million! Fang Xiaocao stood there, dumbfounded! Following the message's instructions, she bought a second-hand car. But little did she know, the guidance was linking her into a series of events that dragged out a murder case and a fortune worth two small goals. Who on earth sent her the messages? It's really her future self? Or it's some kind of bizarre game?

In the small town of Middlesburg, a centuries-old feud between vampires and demons simmers just below the surface. Melinda Balo, a 17-year-old human, is transformed into a vampire during a brutal vampire attack that took her whole family. With no memory of her savior, Melinda flees Middlesburg, determined to start anew. Almost three centuries later, Melinda returns to Middlesburg, drawn by a mysterious force that threatens to disrupt the town's fragile balance. There, she encounters Evangelo Peregrine, a half-vampire, half-demon with a hidden agenda. As they navigate their complicated past and the treacherous world of vampire politics, Melinda and Evangelo must confront their enemies, both within and without. Their mutual attraction sparks a dangerous game of cat and mouse, with Melinda's very existence hanging in the balance. Will she uncover the truth about her past, or will the secrets of Middlesburg remain forever buried?

It isn't my choice,l have to survive by all means. the different worlds varrying as I alone will take revenge.

Kazuki Tanaka is just an ordinary convenience store clerk living a peaceful, predictable life in the quiet town of Midori. But everything changes when Lilith, a stunning yet terrifying demon princess, storms into his store, mistakes his mop for a legendary sword, and declares him the “Great Hero” who defeated her father. To seal a peace treaty between the human and demon realms, she proposes marriage—on the spot. Before Kazuki can explain the obvious misunderstanding, Lilith puts a magical engagement ring on his finger, binding him to a contract he can’t escape. Now, Kazuki must survive life as the unwitting fiancé of a demon princess while the real Great Hero desperately tries to undo the mix-up. Caught between otherworldly politics, comedic misunderstandings, and his new fiancée’s relentless determination to win his heart, Kazuki’s simple life is over. But hey, at least he still has his mop.

Shori is sent to a world with cultivation. "I have weak spiritual roots!" Initiating system! Watch how he becomes the best cultivator in the world and then saves the world!

Our protagonist was once a world-famous Michelin-starred chef, known for his perfectionism, his arrogance, and his ability to turn any ingredient into culinary gold. He died tragically and wakes up in a high-magic fantasy world where... the food is absolute garbage. Here, people eat bland, tasteless mana-infused gruel because magic has made cooking obsolete. No one understands seasonings, textures, or proper culinary techniques. In noble households, food is just a status symbol, and commoners barely get by on unseasoned monster meat. But the protagonist has one thing in his favor—his stat screen.

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Imagine you were playing your favorite video game, and now you got sucked into the game as the first Bossfight. It would suck to be you, right? ... yeah it sucks to be me. I'm Adam Balor... and I was a player who got "sucked into a buggy game"... as the Fist Boss you fight... God, I hate this crap.

Shinzo Tanaka, aged 16, enters a “social assistance” building, where the sole purpose is to socialize. Except that, one fine day, an unknown man will appear in front of all the residents of the BSA, and force them to play a game, without explanation or precise aim. All the people in the building will have to play this game, without even knowing its origin, and conflicts and alliances will ensue. Why are humans so unfair? How does society work ?

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Worker Codi obtained a self-discipline challenge system. Never drink Coke again. Be self-disciplined for one day, and get a reward of $50. Never fall in love again, be self-disciplined for one day, and get a reward of $100. The reward will double after one natural month. Codi was overjoyed and prepared to resign and go home to lie down, but he soon found that it was not so easy to get this reward. Various temptations and tests began to appear in his life. "Learn about Coke chicken wings." "No," codi said with a straight face. One day, the cold female president said to him, "I have a relationship that I want to talk to you about." Codi: Don't ruin my heart, do you know how much money I can make in a day?

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So with my position on the bed, it meant that the book in my hand should be a notebook not a textbook. I dropped my phone and looked at my right . Low and behold! The tall and mysterious figure was sitting on my study chair and was looking at me the whole time . It uttered these words "hello mortal". I was startled and I was about to scream again. 'Don't let me knock you out again ,mortal'. When I heard these words,I knew I had to zip it and find a way to talk myself out of this situation. With my heart beating as a hunting mamma cheetah ,'who are you,no what are you' I asked. I am Thanatos. Mortal,your time has come. Come along now. What do you mean by my time has come? I am Thanatos,the god of death. The god of death? Wait ,so if you're here,does it mean that I am dead? Yes mortal,so you're coming on a journey with me to the underworld. There's no way that I'm dead. Anyways, Isn't Lord Hades,the god of the dead? Yes he is. Then why are you here? As my name suggests, I'm the god of death. Think of it this way, Hades controls the Underworld while I, Thanatos fills it with the dead,like you. Shouldn't a grimm reaper be here instead of you ? Yes,there should have but Hades said I've been lazing around for far too long and handed me this task. You're the first human I'm escorting personally to the other world so consider yourself lucky. I'm sorry Mr Thanatos, however I still don't believe that I'm dead. How else could I have used my phone and felt my blanket? Come with me. To where? To your bathroom and don't call me Mr. You can call me lord Thanatos or prince Thanatos 'Thanatos said'. As we entered the bathroom,I saw my body lying there unconscious.

In a world where climbing the Tower determines one’s fate, I was granted the most overpowered skill in existence: Regression. With it, I can turn back time and undo any mistake. Death is meaningless. Failure is irrelevant. There’s just one "tiny" problem. [You Got a Paper Cut… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Stubbed Your Toe… Regression Skill Activated.] [You Missed a Step… Regression Skill Activated.] Every time I take even the slightest damage, my skill activates, throwing me back days before it happened. A papercut can reset an entire battle, and tripping on a pebble can erase hours of progress. Now, I’m stuck climbing a deadly Tower, where every step is a challenge, every enemy is ruthless, and every slip-up sends me spiraling into madness. I have a overpowered skill, but it kinda sucks.

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On the day of his enrollment at the "Infinite Ability Academy," Su Bei, a new F-Class student, awakened a new ability. Only then did he realize that the world they live in is actually a manga. And the protagonist of this manga is none other than his classmate, Jiang Tianming. But that's not the main point. The main point is that in the next chapter of the manga, he, Su Bei, will die a horrible death in the bathroom! Thus begins the first challenge for the protagonist in this supernatural academy. Su Bei: ... The only good news is that this chapter of the manga hasn't been released yet. And he can change the course of the story to save himself from a cannon fodder's fate. As everyone knows, becoming friends with the protagonist doesn’t necessarily mean you can escape a plot-induced death. But becoming enemies with the protagonist guarantees you'll lose to him. Under the scorching sunlight, a blond boy smiled mischievously, with a hidden seriousness in his purple eyes: "Salute to you on behalf of fate, the unluckiest of the unlucky in this year's batch~"

Humanity has two sides: the morally wrong and the morally right. Which one is the right one?

Kris Alex de Nayale, a germaphobic, stoic, and loner straight girl, was just a normal girl with a normal college life. ... Or that should have been the case ... "Kris, let's go out?" "Alex! I found a c*ck-shaped rock!" "F*ck you. You're coming with me." "Miss De Nayale, come to the office with me now." However, these girls who suddenly entered her dull life ruined her thoughts of a peaceful campus life ... "Really, I just want to graduate in peace!" _______________________________________________ Author: Hi! New author here! Hope you will like this story and please bear with me. Any constructive feedback is welcome! Edit: Decided to changed the synopsis to make it less misleading.

Kaito never thought losing another 50-50 pull would be the least of his worries. One moment he’s sulking over a dragon girl healer on his screen, and the next, he’s being pulled quite literally into his phone.

This diary reflects the personal journey of someone searching for their place in the world, grappling with exhaustion and uncertainty about the future. Amidst the pressure of studies and career choices, the narrator questions if they are on the right path. The search for identity and purpose becomes a shared experience, capturing inner struggles, solitude, and the need for self-understanding in an uncertain world.

Chrysha Larry is simple, kind, friendly, weird and sassy. She loves arts and has interests in sports like bowling, golf and basketball. Throughout her love in arts, she takes this as her business and she helps in their church through donating her artworks and there she meet Ally, the assistant of their priest. Along the way they became friends until Ally has fallen in love with her. However, basketball is the sport of Yuri that played were she watching and cheering his team and where Yuri got attract to her. Who will she choose among the two at the end?

Hypothetical scenario where an artificial intelligence system develops a consciousness, meaning it gets to understand its existence, thoughts, and actions- basically becoming aware of itself and, in doing so, raises complex questions over its rights, purpose, and implications for human interaction with such an advanced AI.