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“CLICK-CLACK. A message notification sound broke the dormitory's silence. The message contained only four characters. Ban Feng, save me!" In order to save a friend's life, Li Banfeng had gone to Platform 96, boarded the 1160 Steam Train, and arrived in Puluo State, which lingered in the steam era. After getting off the train, Li Banfeng felt like he was the most eye-catching man on the platform—truly radiant. He even had the distinct illusion that his body was emitting light. "Mommy, that man has light on him!" said a child behind him. He stood there, frozen. "Sir, what's wrong? Sir? Sir… You haven't been touched by the Heavenly Light, have you?!"

The scion of the trillion-dollar Zhuo Family was in a car accident, and Su Ningyan was forced to take care of Zhuo Junyue up close. At their first meeting, he took her first kiss. She was afraid and anxious. Who said Zhuo Junyue was incapacitated by the accident? Hey! Five years later, he blocked her path, and Ningyan said anxiously: "Sir, I do not know who you are."

[sweet, pampering] [strong FL, 1v1] He was an absolute noble, decisive and cold-hearted, yet he was persistently entwined with her, doting incessantly. The first time they met, he questioned, "Six years ago, was it you?" The second time they met, he was holding a paternity test, "You still dare to say your son isn't mine?" The nth time they met, she finally lost her patience, "Sir, will you ever give it a rest?" The man lifted the corners of his mouth, smiling with a deep and enchanting charm, "Not before our second child is born."

A magical 'Universal Toolbox' led Joe Ga into the arms industry. The complex and unpredictable nature of the world caused Joe Ga to gradually change his goals... "Sir, how did you end up here?" "I don't know, I just wanted to make some money at first, buy a house, marry a wife. But slowly, as more and more people appeared around me, my goals started to change." "So what are your goals now?" "Now, I just want to retire peacefully with my guys, really!"

Have you ever wondered if god exists? If there is life on another planet? Does magic exist? What is there after death? Well, the answer to these questions is not difficult. Follow the story of a young porn lover who reincarnated in a fantasy world as the candidate for the God of sex, eroticism and obscenity. Accompany our protagonist on his journey full of fantasy, intrigue, women and lots of sex. English is not my native language, therefore, I apologize in advance if I present grammatical errors, I appreciate any correction and constructive criticism to improve.

Kayla Winehouse a une mission : faire tomber l’empire des Portman Son passé est un poison, sa vengeance une obsession. Quand Ryder Portman revient à Paris, tout bascule. Entre haine et désir, elle doit jouer un jeu dangereux. Chaque choix pourrait être fatal. Jusqu’où ira-t-elle… avant que le cœur ne s’en mêle ?

I thought I just tripped into a construction site. Turns out, I tripped into another world. Now, I’m being hunted by deadly monsters called Graves, dragged into a government facility, and forced to work under a terrifying hunter who walks like every second costs him money. Oh, and surprise—I don’t even exist here. No ledger, no record, no nothing. Apparently, that makes me a "walking system error." Love that for me. My new babysitter, Elren Vayne, is tall, deadly, and allergic to emotions. His patience is thinner than my survival chances. But that’s fine. I just need to stay alive. Blend in. Crack a few jokes. Maybe get on his nerves—just a little. Definitely not falling for the emotionally unavailable hunter. Nope. Not in the plan. Because I’m not part of their system. Right? ...Right?

After i died in a very comical way that make me even cringe by remembering it, I find myself in danmachi with a simulation system and with a motto to just keeping low profile and grinding Until i find that all plot went downhill and the original protagonist is now a female genderbend and clinging to me And surrounded by a lot of women Freya: open the door allen i know you are inside don't try to run Hephaestus: i would forge a sword as strong as our bond never breaking apart Hestia: wait wasn't i was the first A harem with 7 women and all yandere how would it work you need to read it my friend ,i hope it not a lot of cringe i tried to lower the cringe dose here No yuri and no ntr i hate both …I am a new author here i would appreciate every review good or bad and try to improve my writing quality Am not English native and this my original novel well obviously i don't own danmachi or any of character except my OC Hope you like it

Magic is easy! You just have to get your soul vibrating at the right frequency, isn't it? Don't forget the gestures for the spells! But beware... every power has its price, and though we may not know it at first, every payment we make is recorded, and one day we will have to pay our debts. Séraphine Rohan is a witch, perhaps something special in this world, but not even she would dare to fight against the increasingly powerful firearms. Neon lights, soft music and extravagant living! Prosperity is everywhere in this world where idealism meets materialism and mysticism meets science. Where gangsters can be more dangerous than a werewolf and fairy dust is used as a recreational substance. But what lies beneath this veil of glamour, wealth and colorful lights? The decadence of humanity is not only material, but also spiritual, and sometimes... this is reflected in our surroundings more than we think. Join Séraphine Rohan as she explores this world full of interesting creatures, solves cases as a detective and embarks on various adventures driven by money, or maybe it's those ideals she doesn't want to talk about? All this while reality becomes more and more confusing and incomprehensible before her eyes. By the way, how about toasting this psychedelic story with a glass of wine? ------------------------ Cover made by TheAnPlayer2. English is my second language and I'm using Grammarly for thoses mistakes I didn't see, so, if you notice one, comment, please! I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com

He hasn't had the best life, in fact, some would argue that his life couldn't have been worse, but there's still hope, even for a nihilist. As when an expedition to colonize the moon quickly turns into a disaster, he is swallowed whole by an anomaly and spat out somewhere completely different. Here one can conjure flames with words and summon thunderclouds with a shout, but it's not all fantasia and ecstasy. The world seemed peaceful enough, but as he learns more and more. He realizes everything he sees is a facade, and what's truly underneath is a civilization built on blood and war. In fact, the whole world is in a state of war, fueling the coming of Ragnarök.

"What's your name, girl?" the Alpha asked, his voice slightly quieter. "L-Liana, sir. I'm from the Omega quarters. I'm sorry about the plate. I don't know what happened." The Alpha shared a look with his sons. "How old are you, Liana?" "Eighteen today, sir." The silence in the room was heavy. Finally, Kael spoke, his voice tight with something that sounded like anger. "It's not possible. Not with an omega." "She's lying," said Jace, the one with green eyes. But he didn't sound convinced. "She's not," said Rowan quietly. The youngest triplet, with the thoughtful blue eyes. "Look at her. She's as confused as we are." The Alpha stood up slowly. "Come here, girl." Liana pushed her legs to move, stepping closer to the table. "Do you know what's happening?" he asked. She shook her head, fear making her throat tight. The Alpha looked at his boys again, then back at her. His eyes were sharp but not mean. "When an Alpha finds their mate, there's a scent recognition. From your reaction, I'm guessing you've been smelling something strange all morning. And from my sons' reactions, they're smelling it too." Liana's heart stopped. "But... that would mean..." "It would mean one of my sons is your mate," the Alpha finished. "The problem is, it looks like all three of them are having the reaction." She was born an omega in a world where power decides worth. Forgotten, overlooked, and mocked, Liana never expected her life to matter—until the Moon Goddess marked her as a mate to the Alpha's heir. But when the heir turns out to be triplets, and her wolf awakens with the memories of a dead Luna, Liana must navigate love, war, and destiny. Three mates. One legacy. And a secret that could either destroy the pack or change the world forever.

In the mystical land of Ubella, a young man named Sion, descended from a demon lineage, reflects on the dark history of his people—born from hell, conquerors of ancient humans. After reading an old tale under a tree, Sion returns to his humble village where he is recognized as a fighter in the Pits. Despite the village’s poverty, warmth and community shine through, especially in his touching exchange with Madam Umbra, the local baker, who warns him of an unknown approaching danger. A mysterious and flirtatious moment follows with her son, Sir Umbra, who invites Sion to a secret meeting under the moon, hinting at deeper revelations to come.

[WARNING THIS IS MORE LIKE A PORN NOVEL, IT HAS MORE SEX CONTENT THE THE STORY NTR, CUCKOLD AND TABOO] [This will be a free novel, until I decide it won't, but will appreciate if you can support my work (Rebirth of the Villain) and I will drop more and more]

Ye Chen gets the Shenhao consumption rebate system at the beginning. When consuming, complete the crit mission and directly reward 90 million sports cars. "Ding, consumer crit, reward a 500 million mansion." "Ding, consumer crit, reward 70% of the shares in a company with a market value of 100 billion." "Ding, consumer crit..." Lu Yu was interviewed on the street. Internet celebrity girl: Excuse me, sir, what would you do if you had 10 million yuan? Ye Chen quickly took out his phone, checked the balance, and said in relief, "Fortunately, my money is still there." Internet celebrity: ...

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

(Disclaimer:This book is a mix of smut and action..so as you’re starting this book don’t expect whole volumes to be of smut…I can write 20 chapters of smut..then boom next 20 chapters are some of the best action chapters you’ve ever read..I’m trying to create a good story not just a porn book.) Meet 18 year old..Edward dovelace who has the ability to switch bodies——with anyone he has physical contact with. Instead of using the powers for good..he uses it to sleep with women around his town. but that all changes when a series of events slowly unfold..leading him to realize he was given the powers for something bigger.

In a world of ancient magic, forgotten lore, and werewolf royalty, Lady Genevieve Montclair must navigate the treacherous landscape of the Lycan High Court. After being cast aside by her former lover, Sir Alaric Valcourt, Genevieve finds herself bound to the ruthless Lycan King, Edric Ravenshire, by a bond she cannot deny. As war looms, ancient secrets unfold, and the very fabric of their world is threatened, Genevieve must confront the darkness within herself and make impossible choices to protect the man she loves and the kingdom she now calls home. Will she find a way to forge her own destiny, or will the fate that binds her to Edric Ravenshire prove inescapable? Dive into a world of epic romance, heart-stopping action, and ancient magic, where the line between love and loyalty is blurred, and the true meaning of destiny is tested.

LEGEND TELLS OF A HERO... Sir Stringsworth. A name once whispered by trembling dragons. The savior of plush kingdoms. Defender of pillow fortresses. A noble warrior carved not by the hands of fate, but by a dad with a pocketknife and a spare piece of nylon string. For years, Sir Stringsworth stood vigil in the arms of his master, slaying invisible beasts, surviving bathtime floods, and even singlehandedly winning the Great Stuffed Animal War of '09. But legends never die quietly. On one fateful picnic day, Sir Stringsworth met his doom. Not in battle. Not in fire or shadow. But beneath the hooves... of a baby cow. A “trusted steed,” they said. The family’s adorable farm mascot, they said. Betrayed. Flattened. And, as fate would have it, the cow had recently stepped in something vile left behind by the dog. As darkness claimed him, Sir Stringsworth—warrior, protector, stick—uttered his final thought: “Tragic… but at least I died beautiful.” And thus, the world lost a hero. Or so it thought.

"I like your dress" I flush. "Thanks_____!" "Take it Off" he smirked. ❝She was his student. He was her professor. He wanted revenge. She wanted answers. What they didn't know was... They both wanted blood.❞ The girl he wanted to destroy... Became the one thing he couldn't survive without. A story of obsession, betrayal, secrets, and two souls dancing on the edge of destruction. Enemy to Lovers | Professor × Student | 8-Year Age Gap | Slow Burn Revenge Romance “She entered his world by mistake… but escaped his cage won’t be so easy. Inayat Dixit, a fiery girl with a soft heart, crosses paths with the dangerously charming Professor Arhaan Rajvansh. What starts as hate, turns into a game of power, passion, and secrets. Will she resist the storm, or will she fall into it?” ---

The Sir Series Book1: Sir Aidan A Kingdom forged through conquest and fragile peace; Sir Aidan de Morville has dedicated his life to protecting it. As a Knight, he lives by a code of silence, discipline, honor, and faith. Our Knight returns from respite when a secret decree from the king beckons for his return. As he makes his way to the capital, dark forces begin to stir at court. Fractions are formed and they threaten to shatter the kingdom's peace as he returns.

a cycle, when did it begin and until when Will it continue? in the perpetual and striking tipping of the scale between strength or weakness,Will i survive? ps:( un cycle, quand a-t-il commencer et jusqu'à quand va-t-il continuer ? dans le basculement perpétuel et frappant de la balance entre force ou faiblesse, survivrai-je ?) ps 2: évidemment j'écris l'histoire en français, pour ceux qui se demandent pourquoi faire en premier le synopsis en anglais puis en français, je répondrai que c'est juste pour attirer la clientèle.

Princess Evangeline is a royal disaster—reckless, unladylike, and constantly causing chaos. Sir Lucian Valemont, her ever-suffering knight, is punished for her every misstep. As he struggles to keep her under control, he realizes the real battle isn’t just protecting the kingdom—it’s surviving her.

Si Fan, an omnipotent goddess of war from another world, reincarnated as a rich daughter with the same name, who was frail, helpless, and bullied by everyone. Due to her best friend's machinations, she suffered her own family's scorn and was disowned, becoming everyone's laughing stock."Just a piece of trash who happens to be notorious... She's nothing without the Si family now!"The goddess simply sneered and focused on her career, earning millions. She built multiple identities as the queen of boxing, the puppeteer of showbiz, the elite hacker, and the empress of investment! Even without the Si family, she lived glamorously, and life could not be better. One day, she drove into a billion-dollar mansion with a gorgeous man in her Maserati, leaving everyone stunned. Crushed by her boot, her stepfather begged for mercy in tears of regret. Her stepsister was crying and gritting her teeth. Later, her boyfriend turned out to be the big shot of a mysterious family with enormous influence over financial institutions. And then later, her true identity was revealed to be the daughter of a noble heir, and she now had four brothers who spoiled her rotten...The goddess could not stop winning. She watched as scumbags lashed out at each other beneath her because they wanted to do her dirty but could not!

“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.” -Sir Arthur C. Clarke Real-world cutting-edge tech products take the stage!

Edmund Blake – Book 1: Murder at Seacliff Manor When Sir Charles Ravenshade is found dead inside his locked study at the cliffside Seacliff Manor, the entire aristocratic household is thrown into suspicion and fear. What appears to be a tragic accident soon reveals darker undertones a red veil draped over a mirror, a mysteriously altered will, and secrets no one dares to speak aloud. Detective Edmund Blake, a calm and brilliant mind who happens to be visiting, begins his quiet investigation. With sharp logic and keen observation, he gradually uncovers layers of hidden motives: greed, guilt, and a buried tragedy from years past. A classic locked-room mystery, tense until the final page and ending with a chilling hint of what is yet to come.