Squidward Eating A Krabby Patty

“Listen for the buzz of the Golden Honeybee’s wings, Where it will guide you to a lonely mountain creek, Follow the path abandoned by the hearts of kings, And be sure not to make a single peep. Then, the White Tiger’s snores you’ll hear, Below the bright azure skies of crystal clear, Walk into the fiery sea of blazing chrysanthemums, Whilst being careful of the spirit foxes’ bums, And there, you will find me, Sleeping below the great hollow tree.”

``` Je me suis réincarné dans un autre monde, et j'ai emporté le Cube Horadrique de Diablo II avec moi. Être un chevalier c'est sympa et tout, mais être un sorcier c'est plutôt chouette aussi. Alors, que vais-je choisir ? ```

'Kill monsters, eat meat' 'I mean, Kill monsters, save lives. Got it.' 'Tut, I could've sworn that the first one sounded better.' She wasn't a girl looking for freedom or self-righteous liberation by a hero, or whatever shit a girl who suffered for almost all her life would crave. -the shit of a life she was living was horrible, but it was bearable, and so she got used to it. Rather, instead of freedom, what this little missy wanted was money. Lots and lots of them so she never has to worry about the next day. Money - bountiful enough that when she has to spend, she doesn't need to look back or calculate her assets to see how much she has left. Money - bountiful enough to get all the fried chicken she could ever dream of. Yeah, you heard it, fried chicken. For those who did not have money to spare leisurely, getting fried chicken was like a pipe dream to them and she had been one of those unfortunate souls. A comfortable roof above her head and no worries as to when she would get ordered around to steal. No worries about when she would get her next meal-- That was her liberation. And she got it. Just that, she got it most absurdly. Awakened! Those were the people ruling the world, alongside beastly and deadly monsters who threatened the safety of average human beings. And those awakened call the shots. Alice never dreamed she would one day be awakened, and compared to others with their game-like system displaying their attributes and strength; she had a full-grown man whom only she could hear, watching her back at every turn and telling her what to do. He was kinda a pain in the ass but she couldn't complain. It was this gift he had bestowed on her that made her the most powerful Awakened there was with stats that even S-class awakeneds couldn't compare to. She was the boss, now. Mwa-hahahahaha. But life didn't go as easy and leisurely as she planned. With great power comes great responsibility, right? Well, in her case with great power comes great hunger. She couldn't go a moment without getting hungry and her stomach had become a bottomless pit. And to get food, she needed money, and to get money, she had to hunt monsters. The monsters plagued humanity, causing catastrophes and taking lives mercilessly. Those monsters, as scary as they may be, were her target and she had to face them head-on. The bigger the monsters the more money she would gain. Yeah, that was the plan, but... This guy acting as her system seemed to have other plans, putting her at the forefront of 'justice' and having her clean the mess he somewhat created. 'Ugh, I can already sense a shadow of foreboding. Someone, please tell me I'm not acting the main character role. I just want to eat, okay?'

This novel follows the journey of a young man, Shuang Yue, who awakens the power of the Inner Universe—an ability that allows him to absorb external energy. In the early stages of his journey, he ventures alone into the Northern Territory to investigate an interdimensional rift. Along the way, he meets Ray, a warrior with exceptional combat skills, and Yun Che, a former member of an enemy faction who has since awakened to his past mistakes and chosen redemption. Together, the three face fierce battles and life-or-death trials, gradually learning to regulate their absorption of foreign energy to prevent the collapse of their Inner Universe from overloading. As the sinister plans of their adversary, Ji Mie, begin to unfold, Shuang Yue not only establishes an alliance and unites powerful warriors to resist the interdimensional invasion but also surpasses his own limits through numerous battles. Ultimately, he faces Ji Mie in a final showdown. After enduring devastating sacrifices and counterattacks, he masters the power to rewrite the laws of reality, successfully sealing away the invading forces. Leading the survivors, he rebuilds their homeland and establishes the Devourer Academy, ushering in a new era of peace. This is an epic saga that blends a vast cosmic setting, intense combat, and a profound exploration of human nature. It not only showcases the boundless allure of power but also serves as a warning against its reckless misuse—ultimately guiding humanity toward a future of hope and rebirth.

A chapter a day is a journey into the lives of different characters in different worlds. Their stories Interlace to form a storyline with dimensions and depth to it. Each character is not a minority and it relevance can not be down played. Every chapter represent a main character with it's own terms and personality, thereby taking you to a different world in each chapter.

(Novel synopsis); "In a world where naming a monster makes them evolve a kind hearted woman gets kidnapped by goblins while she tried to protect two innocent kids. She's then forced to bare a goblin child that she first hates but later comes to love. Now read a emotionally deep novel about a goblin girl who later gains an elf like appearance and powerful skills & her great heartaches and betrayels she'll go through in her life, from beginning to the very end! How Will all this do to our protagonist? Would she go mad filled with nothing but hatred, or would she face the world head on? Read on to find out the fate of Delia von'sfield in: *A goblin with a name!*" One or two chapters per Day from monday to friday. Saturday & sunday are my rest day's.

Kisah perjalanan umat manusia yang harus terus berjuang untuk menghadapi segala kegilaan yang muncul di hadapan mereka. ============================= *Karya Original* *Bad Writing*

At 28, Clara Hayes has mastered the art of wearing masks. To her colleagues, she’s the perpetually cheerful graphic designer who never misses a deadline. To her overbearing mother, she’s the dutiful daughter hiding her anxiety behind polished smiles. To the world, she’s a woman who “has it all together”—except she’s crumbling inside. Clara’s life unravels during a corporate presentation where a panic attack strips her façade raw. Humiliated and exhausted, she flees to a quiet coastal town, renting a cottage owned by an eccentric, free-spirited potter named Marisol. There, Clara stumbles upon a dusty journal in the attic, its pages filled with haunting sketches and anonymous confessions from a woman who once lived there decades earlier. The entries mirror Clara’s own suffocating duality: “I paint myself in colors the world approves of, but my soul is a grayscale.” As Clara tentatively befriends Marisol and a reclusive widower, Eli, who runs the town’s crumbling bookstore, she begins confronting the lies she’s told herself for years. Through their unconventional guidance—and the journal’s cryptic wisdom—she starts shedding her masks one by one. But vulnerability comes at a cost: her corporate career teeters, her mother’s disapproval intensifies, and a buried trauma from her teenage years resurfaces, threatening to drown her newfound courage. When Clara’s raw, unfiltered artwork—created in secret—goes viral, she faces a choice: return to the safety of her old illusions or step into the terrifying freedom of living unapologetically. But the journal hides a final secret, linking Clara’s journey to the cottage’s mysterious past, forcing her to question whether true authenticity is a rebellion… or a homecoming.

Robert was once a scientist who should've gone down in history as the modern day prometheus. The man who brough the power of the atomic bomb from the mere imaginings of men to reality. However something went wrong during the first test, and the entire world was devoured by the powers they sought to tame. But that was not the end. Robert wakes up almost a thousand years later, to a world deformed and reshaped by radiation. Concepts like magic, once thought impossible, now roam this new Earth as common fact. And what is his role in all this? He has become a creature —the only creature— capable of consuming the radiation that plagues the earth. And he will soon find that none of this is a mere coincidence.

I had always thought that life and I were best friends, that luck would always be on my side, that I was the epitome of perfection itself but little did naive, little me know. Life is unfair, luck can be bad and perfection is easily shattered but I payed for it, I learned that information the hard and cruel way. Life betrayed me and took away my parents, perfection turned on me and disappeared before my eyes and luck? My luck went from bad to worse to worst. Have you ever had people in your life that stand by you, support you and give you good advice? If you have then you understand that those people become incredibly important people in your life that it's like they've become melded in you, they become part of your personality, your rock and you begin to admire them and believe that you would have never achieved what you have if not for them. You place them on a pedestal in your head, one far higher than yourself. Now imagine that those people turn their backs on you and betray you and you find out that all their "good" advice were just merely the worst possible advice one could ever receive wrapped up in a pretty pink ribbon. You find out that they are two faced snakes who came into your life just to deceive and destroy. The pain from that is simply indescribable, like if you were on top of a building and it begins crumbles from the ground up sending you falling down but this time instead of falling to your death, you fall down a dark well and begin to wonder a dark path of depression, guilt, self hate and depreciation and regret and I promise you that is a fate far worse than death. I loved watching Spy movies as a kid, I'd even dream about them. I always thought it looked so cool seeing the main character fly through the air and do awesome tricks and defeat the bad guy but everyone else around me disagreed. They all said that spies were bad people and were never to be trusted but I didn't listen, I only trusted what I knew. But when my childhood dream that became my reality was handed to me on a silver platter, I finally understood that all that glitters is not gold. The main character always loses everyone and everything and ends up alone and being a spy is far from the fantasy I'd imagined. A spy's life is nothing but a big lie and false documents made to deceive, infiltrate and annihilate the lives of others. I give you three pieces of advice to carry with you on this damned journey called life. Never, ever under no circumstances must you ever trust a spy they are wolves in sheep's clothing. TRUST NO ONE. Keep a good eye on your pillars, attack before they can make their move. Everything comes with a price some as just more horrid that others. ***** Author here, I hope you enjoyed reading the synopsis, it was really fun to write but for more elaboration; This story is about the adventures of Andrea and her three best friends but it focuses more on Andrea, as she's the main charcter but there are some chapters whers the POV will changeand focus on her friends ot those around her. Andrea, having growing up in a loving family, finds it hard to believe that all she has grown to believe is a lie. She discovers that truly everything is not as it seems as it seems in her world of undercover spies.

I died. That's obvious. But I was reborn. How? Don't ask me. Maybe it was some god. A divine being? Ah- It doesn't matter. My life burned away and now- well I'm stuck here in this black void. This dungeon. Maybe I had lived a pious last life. Laughable as that was. But I was given a second chance. Told to grow my dungeon, to create hulking monstrosities that would destroy the world. In short, I am now a villain. I am the consciousness of the dungeon, the little orb at the end my body. And still I live. A projection of a body is created - a trap - and I am that. I am the one to guide foolish adventurers to their death. My looks are curated. Soft features that entrap the mind. I am the dungeon. I am the projection, I am human, and I am the dungeon. And I will conquer all. Every being will bow before my might. "Before you're cuteness~" Ah- heh- that too... help... I didn't ask to look this cute!

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"Is it just another campaign, or has she unknowingly made a pact with a demon himself?" When a girl called Anne looked for a team to play DND with, her warlock was the one to make a pact. Yet , she never thought that meeting her DM will have such a consequences. And when the game gets a little too personal and the stakes start feeling real, the line between game and reality begins to blur. In the end, her warlock wasn't the only one with a patron and sealed pact...

　　As a melon eater in the new era, Jiang Youtao is like a melon in the melon field. She is there wherever there are melons. So on a thunderstorm night with lightning and rain, she traveled through time and became a poor little girl with the same name in the 1970s. 　　The poor little girl lost her mother at an early age, and her scumbag father remarried. Not only did she not have enough food to eat and warm clothes to wear, but she also had to do endless housework and endure endless beatings and scolding. 　　The time when Jiang Youtao traveled through time was the moment when the poor scumbag father forced the original owner to go to the countryside to take over his stepbrother's place in order to have someone to take care of him in his old age and to smash a pot after his death. 　　Thinking about the environment of hunger and cold in this era, Jiang Youtao's eyes went dark. In the last second before she lost consciousness, a voice appeared in her mind: 　　[ Ding ~ The melon-eating system is at your service. As long as you complete the melon-eating task, you can exchange it for supplies~~] 　　In order to have enough food and clothes, Jiang Youtao tried hard, so she ran around in the bloody world that was a fusion of many contemporary literatures, either eating melons or on the way to eat melons. 　　A certain educated youth from the same educated youth point traveled through time with space supplies, but ended up being a poverty alleviation stepmother; 　　"The mission is here ~ Watch and mess up the first meeting between the male and female protagonists, and the rewards are: 3 meat buns, 500g beef jerky, 1kg butter melon seeds." 　　A young wife in the village who had just been married for one day woke up and wanted to divorce her husband and marry her ex-husband's uncle; 　　"Ding ~ Watch the famous scene of the heroine getting divorced and applaud in public to receive 5kg of rice, 250g of pork, 5 feet of cloth, and 1kg of salt and pepper melon seeds." 　　The accountant's eldest granddaughter is a well-known lucky bag, while the second granddaughter is a jinx who is plagued by bad luck; 　　"Ding ~ Watch the jinx star commit suicide and help her, and you will get 5kg of white flour, a chicken drumstick, and 1kg of green tea flavored melon seeds." 　　Jiang Youtao enjoyed eating melons, and the melon seeds in her hand kept increasing. She had to go out to sell them. Before she knew it, she had made a fortune by selling melon seeds and became a famous roasted food king after the reform and opening up. The courtyard houses in Beijing and the small houses in Haishi were no longer a dream for her. She could go wherever she wanted. 　　But while she was eating the melon, a figure suddenly appeared beside her. Jiang Youtao reluctantly grabbed a handful of melon seeds and gave them to him: "Big brother, do you want some melon seeds?" ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ One-sentence summary: There are too many melons, and the melon-eating crowd is very busy. Theme: Grow in adversity and strive to face the sun. ♤♤♤♤♤ Brief review of the work: This article has positive values, a fast pace, and never lets up on face-slapping stories, satisfying everyone's appetite for gossip. The author's writing is fluent, and he truly depicts the customs and style of the 1970s. The plot is compact, and it is a masterpiece of the era that is worth reading. ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ No. Of Chapters: 183 Chapters ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ Alternative Name/s: I Became Rich by Eating Melons in 1970s ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ Original Author: Rain Falling on the Curtains (Yǔ luò chuāng lián) ♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤ nerdygangster14's Note: This book is not mine. All the content are all credited to original author and the publisher of this book where I have read this book. I just want to share this story to you guys cause this book deserved to be publicized and loved by others. I'm a fan of this book and the author of this book.

In a world where mental illness is treated in isolated facilities, 17-year-old Elena finds herself trapped in a psych ward, the only girl among a group of mysterious and broken young men. Once a health-conscious perfectionist, Elena’s life took a drastic turn after a traumatic event during her final year of high school—a secret she refuses to share with anyone. Now, she copes by rejecting everything she once believed in, surviving on nothing but junk food and sarcasm. Surrounded by four troubled boys—Nico, the sharp-tongued rebel; Kai, the silent observer; Aiden, the boy with a normal smile hiding a fractured soul; and Jonah, the wildcard with a dark past—Elena struggles to find meaning in her shattered world. They all want to know her story, but she’s not ready to tell. Not yet. As they try to break down her walls, each boy becomes a potential ally, or maybe something more, but Elena is determined not to let anyone get too close. Because when you almost die, what’s the point in caring anymore? In this emotional journey of trauma, healing, and unexpected connections, Elena must confront her darkest secrets and the question of whether there’s more to life than just surviving.

“I will be the Demon they whisper in the dark for generations. A Nightmare to all who hear my name.” All his life, Pain knew only torture as a slave. When Death finally came for him, fate had other plans. Reborn in Hell’s Foundation; a brutal VR game of ancient fantasy, Pain finds himself trapped alongside a billion other players. Fortunately, Pain starts with mysterious memories of perfect Dungeon conquering strategies, Equipment drop locations, undiscovered Battle techniques and Knowledge no other Player can access. Not to mention a Chaos-grade weapon capable of turning him into a Virtual Battle God. This time, Pain will achieve everything he was denied in his past life; Wealth, Power and Beauties. Even though death in the game meant death in reality, the System still marked Pain as the Ultimate Predator; forcing him to kill other Players to survive. In a world where survival demands savagery, Pain will embrace the monster within, ascend through the corpses of the weak, and carve his legend in terror and blood. Because in Rivia, only the ruthless make it out alive. *** WSA 2025 ENTRY TAGS: VR World – Genius & Heartless MC – Dark MC – OP Golden Finger – Limitless Level-Up – Harem & Lemons – Blood and Gore – Torture & Inhumane acts – Extreme Violence – Mass Slaughter – Monster World – Survival – Dark Fantasy – Lore – 1 Chapter Daily, for now. 100 PowerStones or 250 Total Collections by February 22 = 2 Chapters Daily next week

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(Successfully assimilated with the full moon System )(congratulations on becoming a werewolf) werewolf ? The grin on Theo’s face froze werewolf? In a world of cultivation and martial arts? Where cultivators can destroy mountains and overturn oceans you are asking me to be a wolf ?? Follow Theo on his adventures as he survives and rises to the top in a world of martial arts

A dragon who lived in a mountain for hundreds of years, undisturbed by humanity and other beings, gets herself unwillingly acquainted with a pheonix who had trespassed into her territory. The pheonix's presence annoys the dragon who wished to remain alone for a hundred more years but perhaps she could soften up to the bird in due time.

Anna Harper is drowning in debt, mistreated at work, and facing the heartbreaking illness of her brother. Alone and desperate, she’s offered a lifeline by Alan Westwood, a young billionaire bound by his family’s will to marry. His proposition is simple: a contract marriage in exchange for financial security. Initially reluctant, Anna agrees when the stakes become too high to ignore. But as the lines between their cold, calculated union and growing attraction blur, Anna realizes their arrangement is far more dangerous than she thought. Alan’s former lover, Clara, will stop at nothing to tear them apart, and as secrets unravel, Anna must decide if the price of this marriage is more than she can afford. Will Anna find love in a contract built on survival, or will betrayal and power tear them apart?

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Lee Hyunwook, the steel emperor, was the last savior of mankind, but died. In order to change the future, the place he regressed to was... The military?!! "Why here of all places?!" The start of Corporal Lee Hyunwook, who gets stronger in a special way, by doing a steel mukbang!

The young man, Huang Jin, who secretly worked in a special profession, received a call from his boss at the onset of the zombie outbreak. His boss instructed him to stay put in City C and wait for the organization’s rescue. However, time passed quickly, and after waiting for two long years, Huang Jin still hadn’t heard from anyone. Determined, the young man decided to venture on his own to City Z, where his boss was. Along the way, he encountered a rescue dog, abandoned by its owner, and a seven-year-old girl named Jiu’er, who, though a zombie, still retained her sanity. Thus began the apocalyptic journey of one man, one dog, and one zombie.

Synopsis: The Lost Daughter’s Return Fifteen years ago, the Lu family, one of the most powerful families in the country, was deceived into believing their newborn daughter had died. In reality, she was kidnapped and left in an orphanage, growing up believing she was abandoned. Now, at fifteen, Lu Yining is a genius in multiple fields—an unparalleled hacker, a musical prodigy, and a scholarly intellect—yet she keeps her talents hidden, navigating the world alone. That is, until fate brings her face-to-face with the parents she never knew. Her return shakes the entire elite circle, especially her four overprotective brothers, each an outstanding figure in his own right: Lu Zeyan, the ruthless heir to a multinational empire. Lu Shenzhi, a world-renowned doctor. Lu Qingran, an artistic genius whose paintings are worth billions. Lu Jiushen, an eSports legend. Pampered and fiercely protected by her brothers, Yining slowly opens her heart to the family she never knew. But just as she begins to find her place, she crosses paths with the most dangerous man in the city—Xiao Zixuan, a powerful, arrogant tycoon who hides his own secrets. Drawn to her from the moment they meet, Xiao Zixuan relentlessly pursues Yining with overwhelming devotion, unaware that she is far more than she seems. As rivals, schemers, and hidden enemies threaten her happiness, Yining must uncover the truth behind her past while navigating love, family, and the chaos of an overprotective household. But when secrets unravel and hidden identities come to light, who will be truly worthy of standing by her side? A heartwarming tale of familial love, over-the-top pampering, and an arrogant yet doting male lead who falls hopelessly in love.

Title: The Genius Heiress After fifteen years in hiding, 15-year-old Li Shuyu returns to her powerful family, revealing herself as the long-lost heiress of a vast fortune. Beneath her innocent appearance lies a genius hacker, a musical prodigy, and an academic powerhouse—skills she keeps hidden as she reconnects with her overprotective brothers. But when the enigmatic and overbearing Xu Zhen crosses her path, sparks fly. As he falls for her, Shuyu's many secrets begin to unravel, igniting a passionate romance and a fierce battle for power, love, and identity. The Genius Heiress is a tale of hidden brilliance, intense love, and family devotion.

It's been five years after the war between all tribe's and peace has been restored. During the war, the crown princess of the dragon tribe made a promise to the current King of the fox tribe and it is now time for her to adhere to it She leaves the safe south On the way north, to rebuild her life there Kaida Why did i make that promise? was it because of the war? now i'm on my way to marry the crown prince of the fox tribe. They say he is a cold blooded prince and very strong. Huli Why did my father make this promise? and with a woman of the dragon tribe! she wasn't even strong engouh to keep the dragons. i dont want to marry a weak woman! i do not own the rights to coverpic. i saw it on google.

Jidenna stared at the harem villain's unconscious body under his feet and the 13 knocked out beauties scattered around him. He looked at the sky and sighed, "Can't I have a break" **** After being betrayed and killed by the one closest to him Jidenna, an ancient god woke up in a rental apartment with no memory of who he was. His only clue was the acceptance letter on his laptop to a university across the continent and the insight that accompanied him: he could know the use of an object with a touch. But before he could fully adjust to his new reality he was poisoned. Dragging himself from the gate of hades he went on a spree of revenge and afterwards set off to another land for schooling. Thinking to himself that the action was over but he began to notice strange things ever since he entered Pǔshì University His roommate wanted to siphon his luck. His seatmate was a trouble magnet and a harbinger of disaster. The random elderly man wanted to steal his girl and make her his 108th concubine. As if that wasn't enough action already the world ended gods and monsters tore open the sky bringing forth a new era of chaos. Bursting with anger, Jidenna rubbed them all in the sand and stuffed grass in their mouths. ——— Contact me on Instagram @Daoist_Starweaver