Perros Tristes Memes

(Renacimiento + Guerra empresarial + Mimar al cónyuge + Comida para perros) ¿Invertir hoy? Tengo cosas más importantes que manejar. ¿Crisis financiera? No es mi problema; de todos modos, no perderé dinero. ¿Eh? Esta piedra tuya es bastante bonita, ¡espera una llamada en casa! Xiao Ming cerró la puerta, se dio la vuelta y sacó un diamante del tamaño de un puño: "Cariño, ¡vamos a moler esto en una bola para que jueguen los niños!"

[ Livro 1: Concluído ] Tristan Davis, o CEO playboy da Heavenly Star Enterprize, foi obrigado a casar com QUALQUER MULHER dentro de um mês ou, senão... seu título glamoroso e posição seriam retirados dele. NÃOOOO! Como ele poderia seduzir aquelas mulheres lindas se ele se tornasse pobre e não fosse mais um CEO? Tudo bem, ele vai encontrar uma mulher e casar com ela para agradar seu avô exigente. Que se dane se é uma mulher estranha e esquisita que ele conheceu na montanha enquanto acampava. Certo? Espera.. O quê!? Ela NÃO É HUMANA? Ela é a filha do deus demônio? Você disse... DEMÔNIO? Mas ela parece tão angelical, bela e inocente. Tristan nem conseguia olhar para outras mulheres depois que a filha do deus demônio se tornou sua esposa. Ha. Ele pode muito bem mantê-la por perto, já que o avô parece gostar tanto dela. ============ Zhen-Zhen, que tinha a linhagem do deus demônio, estava sendo alvo dos guerreiros guardiões. Desde criança eles tentaram matá-la muitas vezes, mas falharam. Sem outra escolha, eles a selaram na Montanha Divina. Mas após 100 anos, seu selo foi acidentalmente quebrado e assim, seu Protetor encontrou a chance de enviá-la para outro mundo habitado apenas por humanos comuns - sem seres sobrenaturais e sem poderes mágicos. Neste novo mundo, ela conheceu o CEO Galã e Travesso, que lhe propôs casamento no primeiro encontro. Mas espere... Casamento? Se tornar sua Esposa? O que significa se tornar uma Esposa? Embora a filha do deus demônio não tivesse ideia do que significa se tornar uma esposa, ela aceitou sua proposta animada! "Sim! Eu quero ser sua esposa!" ============ *** Trecho *** Zhen-Zhen: "Tristan, por que você está rindo mesmo estando triste? Eu posso sentir. Você está sofrendo, agora." Em seu estado de embriaguez, Tristan ainda conseguia absorver as palavras dela. Tristan: "Ei, minha Zhen-Zhen. Você vai ser minha esposa, né?" Zhen-Zhen: "Sim..." Tristan: "Então... me faça feliz. Venha mais perto... e me beije." Ela se inclinou mais para perto de Tristan enquanto pressionava seus lábios delicados e quentes nos lábios frios dele. Zhen-Zhen: "Você está feliz agora, Tristan?" Tristan sacudiu a cabeça e fez beicinho. "Não! Zhen-Zhen, aquilo não pode ser considerado um beijo! Você apenas pressionou seus lábios nos meus." Ele reclamou exasperadamente para ela. "Vem aqui, eu vou te ensinar!" Tristan segurou o rosto dela e então começou a beijá-la apaixonadamente. Tristan puxou a cabeça dela para mais perto à medida que aprofundava o beijo. Após alguns segundos, Zhen-Zhen respondeu e retribuiu seu beijo com tanta intensidade quanto ele. 'Caramba, ela aprende rápido.' ========= [ Quente+Divertido+Fofinho+Para Adultos ]~ Esta é a história da filha do deus demônio e de um CEO galã e travesso... ======= Prêmio deste Livro: WPC#133 Tier Ouro - Nenhum Humano Permitido! Protagonista Feminina Apoie o Autor: Junte-se ao Servidor do Discord do Autor: https://discord.gg/D44M6DYW2G Envie mensagem para mim no Discord: ellezar_g#1010 Outro Livro do Autor: 1. A Assasina Diabólica encontra o Detetive Angélico Volume I: Encontro Fatal (Capítulo 1-275) Concluído Volume II: Seus Caminhos se Cruzaram Novamente (Capítulo 276-530) Concluído 2. Amor Proibido: Sedução de um Anjo 3. Moon Lovers: Bound by Blood and Revenge A arte/ilustração/foto foi gerada por IA pelo Autor

“Los dragones y sus crías dominan los cielos, la tierra y los mares... la humanidad sobrevive en las grietas, soñando con un regreso.” _____ El poder viene de la bestia que dominas. Lobos, águilas, serpientes, arañas, quimeras, cuanto más fuerte sea tu invocación, más brillante será tu futuro. Qué mala suerte para nuestro protagonista. Cuando todos los demás invocaban salamandras, águilas, perros trol (no doge) o tigres, él obtuvo… Bueno, digamos que lo único más bajo en la cadena alimenticia es la tierra. Se ríen de él, lo acosan y vive siendo el hazmerreír de todos, no es que esté ganando precisamente. Pero rendirse no es una opción... Sus padres ancianos vendieron todo para su “fallido” intento, y él no permitirá que sea en vano. Pero bueno, esta es su historia. ¿El domador de bestias más débil? Aquí está la cosa sobre estar en el fondo: te enseña a escalar. ¿Y los dragones? Resulta que ellos también empiezan pequeños. A medida que los reinos se derrumban bajo la codicia y las amenazas externas, el domador más débil comienza su ascenso. Sigue su camino mientras desbloquea un potencial tan raro, tan aterrador, que lleva a dragones… Cada línea evolutiva lleva a los dragones más fuertes ‘SSS Dragones’. _______ Advertencia: Contiene dragones que destruyen el mundo, venganza de un desvalido motivado por el ridículo, protagonista cubierto de escamas de dragón, nobles moralmente cuestionables, evoluciones de criaturas insanas y suficientes giros para hacerte preguntarte si lo más débil realmente significa lo más afortunado. Un protagonista que está decidido a demostrar que todos están equivocados... incluso si eso lo mata. Alerta de spoiler: No lo hará. Para aquellos que aman mucha diversión, este es para ustedes. Si buscas una historia más oscura, busca en otro lado (quizás Sistema Utópico (;) Este trata sobre divertirse y domar expectativas. _______ Si quieres saber más sobre la portada: Sí, esa es Luna, la FL... Su piel y su ropa se están transformando en escamas brillantes por su poder de dragón. ¿Recuerdas a Sailor Moon? ¿Chicas mágicas? Ahora imagina si el atuendo mágico no fuera un lindo vestido, sino un dragón real! El dragón es el vestido... No es solo moda; es fusión. Las bestias de alto nivel tienden a dejar su marca, y Luna la lleva como una jefa, haciendo el movimiento de poder definitivo. _______ Usaremos el mismo Discord de mi primer libro, ¡ven a unirte! https://discord.gg/W3CjfC2cw4 _______ Etiquetas tontas que parecen importar mucho a algunos lectores: No Yaoi, No Yuri, Posiblemente Harem (¡Voten! Puedo escribir cualquiera, y en cualquier caso, habrá varias chicas. La única diferencia es si él elige una al final o sigue la ruta “liberal”... ¡la democracia es suya!), No NTR.

Alicia es una desarrolladora de software de 28 años. Gana dinero, dona a organizaciones benéficas e incluso da comida a las personas sin hogar. Pero, en realidad, no podría estar más triste. No tiene amigos y ella y su familia están distanciados desde que salió del armario con ellos. Intenta distraerse de sus problemas, justo hasta que repentinamente muere. No es el final, sin embargo. A Alicia se le pide que haga 3 deseos, 3 cosas que desearía si renaciera. Alicia desea tantos amantes como sea posible, un papel en el mundo que signifique algo, y una familia que la acepte. Así como así, Alicia despierta en otro mundo como Melisa Llama Negra, la hija primogénita de una familia de súcubos. Decide intentar vivir la vida al máximo aquí, prometiendo que, por encima de todo, llevará una vida significativa y, finalmente, ¡FINALMENTE, encontrará el amor! Lo que ella no sabe, sin embargo, es que está a punto de encontrar más de eso de lo que puede manejar. --- ¡Harem GL/Futa! Actualizaciones diarias a las 12 pm est.

Alice est une développeuse logicielle de 28 ans. Elle gagne de l'argent, fait des dons à des œuvres de charité, et donne même à manger aux sans-abris. Mais, en vérité, elle n'a jamais été aussi triste. Elle n'a pas d'amis et sa famille et elle sont brouillés depuis qu'elle leur a annoncé son homosexualité. Elle essaie de se distraire de ses problèmes, jusqu'au moment où elle meurt soudainement. Ce n'est cependant pas la fin. On demande à Alice de faire 3 vœux, 3 choses qu'elle désirerait si elle avait l'opportunité de renaître. Alice souhaite avoir autant d'amants que possible, un rôle dans le monde qui a du sens, et une famille qui l'accepte. Et ainsi, Alice se réveille dans un autre monde sous le nom de Melisa Blackflame, la fille aînée d'une famille de succubes. Elle décide d'essayer de vivre sa vie pleinement ici, en se jurant que, par-dessus tout, elle mènera une vie significative et, finalement, ENFIN, trouvera l'amour! Ce qu'elle ne sait pas, cependant, c'est qu'elle est sur le point de trouver bien plus que ce qu'elle peut gérer. --- Harem GL/Futa ! Mises à jour quotidiennes à 12 h heure de l'Est.

``` Alice é uma desenvolvedora de software de 28 anos. Ela ganha dinheiro, faz doações para caridades e até dá comida para os sem-teto. Mas, na verdade, ela não poderia estar mais triste. Elas não tem amigos e sua família está distante desde que ela saiu do armário para eles. Ela tenta se distrair dos seus problemas, até que subitamente morre. Não é o fim, no entanto. Alice é convidada a fazer 3 desejos, 3 coisas que ela desejaria caso renascesse. Alice deseja tantos amantes quanto possível, um papel no mundo que signifique algo e uma família que a acolha. Assim, Alice desperta em outro mundo como Melisa Chama Negra, a primogênita de uma família de súcubos. Ela decide tentar viver a vida ao máximo aqui, jurando que, acima de tudo, viverá uma vida significativa e, finalmente, FINALMENTE, encontrará o amor! O que ela não sabe, no entanto, é que está prestes a encontrar mais disso do que ela pode lidar. --- Harém GL/Futa! Atualizações diárias às 12h no horário padrão do leste dos EUA. ```

Der Packungsfehler zu sein ist schon schlimm genug. ABGELEHNT zu werden? Von deinem eigenen Schicksalsgefährten? Ja. DAS ist eine ganz neue Stufe des Abstiegs. Ava Grey ist der Rudeldefekt, eine wolfslose Shifterin. Sie kämpft sich durch ihr Leben mit dem vagen Traum von Freiheit. Ihre Chance kommt, als sie plötzlich erfährt, dass sie an der Lunar Gala teilnehmen wird, einem jährlichen Ball für junge erwachsene Shifter, die ihre Schicksalsgefährten finden wollen. Und sie findet ihn. Er ist schön und intensiv, und seine Küsse lassen das Verlangen wie eine Droge durch ihre Adern fließen. Bis er sie ABWEIST. Ava will nicht in ihr tristes Leben zurückkehren. Sie flieht und baut sich eine neue Identität auf, weit weg von ihrem Rudel und von ihrem Alphamännchen. Sie findet neue Freunde und wird sogar von einem witzigen Husky zwangsadoptiert. Doch gerade als sie sich eingewöhnt und ihr Glück gefunden hat, geschehen seltsame Dinge... Ihr Husky hat Geheimnisse vor ihr. Sie hört Geflüster, dass Shifter-Rudel überall auf der Welt nach ihr suchen. Und sie kann einen vertrauten Geruch in ihrer Wohnung riechen, der überhaupt keinen Sinn ergibt ... weil der Mann, zu dem er gehört, sie zurückgewiesen hat. [Cupids Quill Mar 2024 Eintrag] --------- Dies ist eine Wolfshifter-Romanze mit mehreren Auslösern, die gerne Hand in Hand mit all den dunklen Themen durch eine Wiese voller toter Blumen wandern. In diesem Buch finden Sie die höchsten Höhen und die tiefsten Tiefen. Lachen, weinen, wüten; du kannst alles tun, wenn du Ava auf ihrer gefährlichen Reise als Wolfswandler in dieser Generation von Werwolfsromanen folgst. Es gibt R18-Szenen, die in diesem Buch verstreut sind wie Süßigkeiten, die aus einer Pinata fallen. Bitte lesen Sie verantwortungsbewusst. ------- AUTORENDISKORD: https://discord.com/invite/ApNZDux8kj

At the age of eleven, the youth Ye Xuan's soul traveled through time to the distant Mythical Era, becoming an Undying monster emerging from the Emperor's Burial Ground, influencing one era after another. Yet behind Ye Xuan, an invisible force manipulated everything. Struggling to take control of his fate, Ye Xuan exhausted all means, but just as he was on the brink of success, he was betrayed by his disciple and wife, causing his soul to slumber for ninety thousand years. When Ye Xuan awoke, he found himself back in his own body and had become the son-in-law of the Emperor Immortal Sect, treated by others as a fool. The story begins from here. Eternal Emperor Soul, returned overnight. From then on, an emperor rose as a son-in-law, ushering in an invincible myth that dominated through the ages! Simplified version: The foolish son-in-law, soul returned, rose in one morning, invincible through all ages. Show-off version: "I am invincible; do as you please." — Ye Xuan. Meme version: That year, my hands in my pockets, I knew no rivals.

> What if you could farm stats, build muscle, earn money—and never lift a finger? Kim Do-hyun is a broke, chubby college gamer who awakens a skill so lame it’s practically a meme: Cloning (Lv. 1). But this "trash skill" turns out to be the biggest cheat in the awakened world—because when his clone trains, grinds, and suffers… Do-hyun gets stronger without doing anything. One body lives in bed. The other body becomes a legend. In a world ruled by stats, mana, and dungeons… Do-hyun is about to break the system from the shadows. --- Synopsis > In a world where 80% of humanity has awakened supernatural talents, life is a brutal competition. College loser Kim Do-hyun is barely surviving on game bots, instant noodles, and debt. That is, until a government-mandated awakening throws him into the spotlight… only to declare his power total trash. Cloning? Level one? Cooldown? One body? What a joke. But this clone is real. It sweats. It works. It eats. And when it trains… Do-hyun's stats increase. Now, while the clone grinds 24/7—running, working, even getting beat up—Do-hyun chills in bed, reaping the rewards. His strength rises. His body transforms. His life begins to change. But power attracts attention. And when an S-Rank hunter known only as The Jumper starts watching, Do-hyun realizes something terrifying: He might not be the only one cheating the system.

Idol show for dead people? Rayen was suddenly thrown into a supernatural idol show after meeting an untimely death at the peak of his career as a band vocalist. Upon waking up in a strange building, with a creepy stalker fan claiming to have written his entire biography, and a strange jukebox demanding him to perform, he learned of his death and found himself in a bizarre situation. [Please select a song to dance.] "What? Dance? I don't know how to dance!" [Select a song or disappear?] "Ain't no way I'm gonna dance!" [If you want to revive, become an idol.] "Screw revival! I don't want to dance!" Notes: Some scenes would be inspired by widely circulated memes or cultural phenomena, but these elements have been purely fictionalized for creative purposes, and do not reflect the real individuals and events they may have originated from. Poems will be written by me, but some will be based on songs. Discord server: linktr.ee/FriJie

*¡Este es el sucesor espiritual de Sombras Antes del Amanecer! ¿Adónde va el amor a morir? ¿Es siempre el momento adecuado para romperle el corazón a alguien? ¿Por qué la verdadera belleza no se reconoce a sí misma? ¿Cuánto tiempo tarda en sanar después de que todo se derrumba? Viaja de nuevo a las profundidades de mi mente y mis emociones. Pero, por favor... ve con cuidado. Fox & Faux será triste, enloquecedor, alegre y catártico, todo a la vez. ¿Estás listo? ¿Eres Fox o Faux?

João Vitão, serei eu? Um cara de poucos assuntos, mas de grandes histórias. Extrovertido ou triste? Bem, nessas aventuras, iremos descobrir! Este livro trata sobre minha vida: Rotinas Amores Pensamentos Sentimentos Humor Reflexões E então, está preparado para começar essa aventura comigo? Meu Insta: @joao_vitaoo

Es la versión en español de mi primera historia llamada Agent's Dog System. El agente B-Doce de una organización secreta se enfrenta a un caso, buscando pistas que lo llevarán a resolver la crisis. No resolverlo podría significar el fin de la raza humana por completo. Al perder en el intento de salvar la Tierra, no tiene más remedio que poner todo en manos de un perro que encontró vagando por el área donde fue visto por última vez.

One minute, he was scrolling memes. The next? Crushed by a piano and yeeted into the afterlife. Enter System 707: snarky, glitchy, and very much not interested in customer service. Now stuck in the Multi-Existence Synchronization Protocol - aka: “die, jump worlds, survive if you can” - our unlucky (...or lucky?) protagonist is reincarnating across increasingly unhinged realities. Skills transfer, memories stick, and dying? Unfortunately still on the menu. He never signed up for romance, but fate (and System 707's terrible sense of humor) keeps throwing him into tangled soul-deep connections with the same man - or versions of him, over and over again. One world at a time, one sarcastic reboot later, he’s realizing the rules of existence aren’t just broken - they’re personalized chaos. Fall in love. Try not to die. And whatever you do, don’t piss off the system. Because dying once is unfortunate. Dying again? That’s just Tuesday.

¿Hasta que extremo llegarías para salvar a tus seres queridos? ¿En que te convertirías para lograrlo? Eithan es la representación de proteger lo que ama sin importar el precio tanto físico como psicológico. Eithan Windsor un joven nacido con gran potencial en un mundo de magia y fantasía, dadas las malas circunstancias de su vida a tenido que fortalecerse mentalmente a corta edad generando un sentimiento heroico de "Hacerme más fuerte para proteger a los que amo." En el transcurso de su vida pase por experiencias dolorosas, sanguinarias, tristes, alegres, etc. Provocando que se forme lo que podría ser o un joven que se perdió en su sueño o un joven capaz de cumplir su promesa.

A veces, una carta que nunca debía escribirse termina siendo lo único que sobrevive. Lizzy no cree en los amores de película. Prefiere los días grises, los libros subrayados y las despedidas sin ruido. Pero todo cambia cuando Charlie llega al campus con sus ojos tristes, su alma hecha pedazos y un silencio que grita más que cualquier palabra. Lo vio una vez. Escribió una carta. Y sin saberlo, comenzó algo que la marcaría para siempre. Diez meses después, Charlie le deja su última carta bajo la almohada... antes de desaparecer para siempre. Una historia sobre el amor que llega tarde, las heridas que no se ven, y las palabras que duelen más cuando ya no pueden decirse.

Destruction was everywhere. Buildings lay crumbled around him, and corpses littered the cracked, broken roads. The sky burned red as the sun dipped below the horizon, the air thick with the stench of burning flesh and floating ash. Amid the dozens of bodies strewn across the street, one young man lay bleeding, motionless. Three rusted spears were embedded deep in his chest and abdomen. Anyone who saw him would know — he didn’t have long left. ‘Ah… it hurts. It hurts so bad…’ ‘Anyone… help… I— I don’t want to die…’ ‘I’ll do anything… please…’ The pain was too much, he wanted to scream, but he could not. He wanted to reached out, but he couldn't. He'll do anything to live once more — a second chance. [Ding! Your wishes have been heard!] [A distant force is calling to your soul…] [Will you accept?] ▸ [Yes]    ▢ [No] Additional Tags: Skill, System, Gods, Goddesses, Academy, Revenge, no simp, Misunderstanding, Skill Maker, Anime, Creative-Mc, villains, monster, dungeon, portals, elf, memes, cat girl, funny, milfs (hopefully by this people can find this more lol)

Yuto Sakamura was just another tired office worker, until he saw something he wasn’t supposed to. Now he's dead... kind of. Reincarnated in another world as a bottom-tier Demon King Intern, Yuto must navigate glitchy systems, sarcastic goblins, and a kingdom that starts with a rock and zero toilets. Armed with cold logic, dark humor, and a very slow-growing power curve, he’ll climb from nothing to infamy, one absurd quest at a time. He’s not the hero this world wanted. He’s not even sure he’s the villain. But he will build an empire, eventually. **Credits** Huge thanks to the amazing people who helped bring this chaotic world to life: *InstantNoddles* - for the noodles and the narrative fuel *Lil Dasha* - for the cutest chaos and creative support *2Persona* - for dual perspectives and sharp plot insights Join the community, get sneak peeks, memes, and chapter updates: Discord: https://discord.gg/VxSM5P3J

Trabajar de noche en un Konbini es una basura, luces fluorescentes que parecen convulsionar de aburrimiento, clientes borrachos, café frío y una compañera de turno que parece salida de un doujinshi mal escrito. Aoi, una mocosa con collar de perro y sonrisa de tiburón, que debería estar muerta pero en vez de eso, no deja de molestarme con sus estupideces. ¿Lo peor? Entre discusiones sobre fetiches, combos suicidas, tormentas que parecen el fin del mundo y venderle basura a personas que parecen fantasmas, empecé a darme cuenta de algo: odio este trabajo, odio mi vida... y la odio a ella, pero tal vez, no la odio tanto como debería. Mierda. ADVERTENCIA DE CONTENIDO SENSIBLE Esta historia aborda temas como el suicidio, la depresión, el acoso y la salud mental de forma directa. Se utiliza humor oscuro, lenguaje sarcástico y crudo para explorar estos temas, lo que podría considerarse insensible para algunas personas. Si este contenido puede afectarte, considera leer con precaución. HISTORIA SEMI-LINEAL Esta obra es episódica: cada capítulo funciona como una historia independiente por lo que puedes leerlos en el orden que prefieras, pero se recomienda seguir el orden de publicación para apreciar el desarrollo de los personajes principales. EDAD RECOMENDADA Esta novela ligera está dirigida a un público mayor de 16 años. Contiene situaciones, lenguaje y temas que pueden no ser aptos para menores de edad. DERECHOS DE AUTOR Night Shift at the Konbini es una obra original. Tanto la historia como los personajes que aparecen en esta, están protegidos por los derechos de autor por lo que queda prohibida su venta, distribución, traducción o adaptación total/parcial sin autorización escrita del autor.

I used to be the Supreme God of Everything—until I was reborn into the body of a pink-haired schoolgirl… wearing bunny slippers. Now, nine different cultivation systems are screaming in my brain, my teacher wants me to lead a harem club, and apparently, I'm married to the CEO of DaoMart? Oh, and the Heavens are calling. But I have memes to post, a midterm trial fight with a literal dragon, and a schoolgirl squad war to win. Who said reincarnation had to make sense?

Synopsis: After forging the Pact of Crimson Hearts with the mysterious and dazzling Tachibana, Machio’s life takes a sudden turn—from mildly embarrassing to full-blown humiliating. The soul-thread that ties him to Tachibana now acts like a cosmic magnet... but instead of attracting noble allies or wise mentors, it only summons sadistic women with a twisted sense of affection! From gothic vampire ladies who want to "train" him like a pet, to overpowered exorcist girls who think making him dress in frilly outfits will "purify his spirit," Machio can't walk five steps without getting dragged into some new mortifying situation. Each encounter chips away at his dignity—and Nariyuki, being the best worst friend ever, documents it all for the memes. Meanwhile, Tachibana, secretly a little jealous but way too proud to admit it, tries to "protect" Machio... which somehow only makes the sadistic rivals more interested in stealing him away! As Machio struggles to uncover the mystery of their cursed bond, he must also survive a daily gauntlet of teasing, traps, and "punishment games" — all while desperately trying not to break the fragile soul-thread that now ties his fate to Tachibana’s. Because if he dies of humiliation… she does too. And so begins the most chaotic, ego-shattering love story across time. Genres: Romantic Comedy, Supernatural, Action, Sadistic Humor Tags: Vampire Princess, Cursed Romance, Sadistic Love Interests, Humiliation Comedy, Soul Bond, Destiny, Disaster Best Friend

Yuto Akiyama, a 25-year-old shut-in whose life revolved around being an ex-eSports strategist and notorious meme lord, meets an unceremonious end during a grueling 24-hour stream of World Warfare 4: Total Domination. Instead of a respawn screen, he awakens in a world ripped straight from a medieval fantasy, embroiled in a continent-spanning war. His digital dominion is replaced by the harsh reality of being conscripted as a mere private in the Kingdom of Braxium's beleaguered army.

We share our Memes here

A world of hunters in which they hunt down creatures from another world in the form of gates and the dungeons inside them, with the power of cliche and memes anything is possible! "does that mean I could fly?" "no shit" "is that a gate that leads to another world?!" "what of course not they lead to dungeons!... Wait... Wha-

When the **System** assimilates Earth into a game-like reality, granting superhuman abilities to everyone, Jayden "Freak" Malone gets the most broken power of all—[Freak Mode]. "Rules? Stats? LOL. Do whatever you want." Now, the more unpredictable and absurd Jayden acts, the stronger he becomes. Punch a dragon? His fists gain anti-dragon properties. Insult a god? Temporary divine resistance. Eat a cursed sandwich? Poison immunity (and weird cravings). Armed with sheer chaos, Jayden trolls his way through dungeons, breaks quests, and turns epic battles into glitch-filled comedy shows. The System hates him, villains regret facing him, and his party members question their life choices. From taunting demon lords with a frying pan to accidentally becoming a meme-powered deity, Jayden’s journey is one insane exploit after another. Humor meets OP madness in this anti-System adventure where the only rule is— there are no rules. Note:- This is a deliberately absurd, nonsensical comedy logic, coherence, and the laws of reality have all taken a vacation. Proceed at your own risk." Note:- This is a super short story so there will be less than 20 chapters in it.

Zane Kingsley was just your average Gen-Z burnout. Jobless, broke, sleep-deprived, and emotionally sponsored by memes and sarcasm, he didn’t ask to wake up in another world. He especially didn’t ask to wake up in the corpse of Varell Duskshade—a disgraced noble who got himself expelled from the continent’s most elite magic academy by throwing a flaming chair at his professor. With no memories of this body, no magical knowledge, and no idea why his fingers keep glowing at the worst moments, Zane must now survive a school where bloodlines matter, failure equals exile, and everyone remembers what he did—except him. Oh, and there's a mysterious voice in his head that may or may not be a sentient error message from the universe. Armed with broken logic, a twisted sense of humor, and the kind of ideas that shouldn’t work but somehow do, Zane is about to take Eldryn by storm. One illogical spell at a time.

Meet Boom. Just Boom. (Or sometimes "Lord Skibidi Rizzbender 3000" — he changes it every chapter. Don’t ask.) He’s the most powerful being in existence. He’s also the most accidentally destructive. Every time he tries to help, planets go boom, galaxies vanish, and cows get launched into orbit. All he wanted was to save a cat. Now the United Nations and the Multiverse Council are begging him to STOP helping. He’s tired. Emotionally bankrupt. Socially confused. Also wearing a hoodie that says “RIZZ GOD420” and sipping juice while the universe explodes behind him. But the real problem? He can’t die. He can’t chill. And worst of all — He keeps breaking the 4th wall to roast YOU, the reader. This isn’t your usual sad boy overpowered antihero arc. This is a meme-fueled, Gen-Z-certified, internet-breaking chaotic comedy saga that goes from zero to planetary extinction in 0.2 seconds.

“Who are these brave knights?” asked the beautiful princess, her voice laced with hope and confusion. “We,” said the one with the flaming sword and a Molotov in his other hand, “are the reason your castle’s on fire.” ______________________________________________________________________ When five gamers wake up in a medieval fantasy world armed with nothing but their Garry’s Mod powers and limitless chaos energy, the laws of reality don’t stand a chance. Armed with spawn menus, physics guns, and the social grace of a teabagging speedrunner, these misfits aren't here to follow the prophecy—they’re here to break the server. They crash royal balls (literally), slap dragon butts in slow motion, and rewrite fate itself using Lua scripts and duct tape. Magic? Outclassed. Destiny? Debugged. Common sense? Deleted. In a realm of swords and sorcery, they bring memes, mods, and mayhem. The kingdoms will fall. The physics will glitch. And yes… the Jigglypuffs is just getting started.

Zhang Wei was broke, single, and invisible in 2024. No money, no girlfriend, no future. Then one rainy night, after getting drunk and electrocuted by his rice cooker, he woke up in 2009. Armed with the knowledge of future stocks, crypto, and memes, he’s ready to rewrite his destiny—starting with Bitcoin. From a loser nobody cared about, to a crypto king everyone chases. Including her… the girl who once rejected him. This time, he’s not just getting rich—he’s getting even.