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Good looks. Successful career. Stable finances. And a ten-story apartment building in the heart of Seoul. Cedric Lim, an earnest and clean-cut 29-year-old novelist, has everything he needs to finally focus on writing his own love story. However, he cannot find the connection he wants with just anyone for some reason. His conquests during the recent years often take on a cheating plot, fubu-zoned plot, and I-like-you-but-I’m-not-into-monogamy plot. With successive failures in dating, Cedric finally decided to stop! He’s never the type to cry over failed relationships and never the kind who chases after someone who didn’t like him, so what’s the harm if he stopped going out, right? Time ruthlessly passed, and he didn’t notice that he’d been single and barren for five years! Now, Cedric Lim often fantasizes about himself miserably leaning against the wall, slowly falling down as he questions himself where he went wrong. “I'm the perfect combination of cute and handsome! I worked really hard to get these four-pack abs, and I am a freaking landlord in Seoul! Why isn’t there anyone who wants to date me!” Cedric roared on his rooftop during one of his rare drunken fits. “Then date me!” One handsome man with chillingly pale skin appeared seemingly out of thin air. He’s not just any hot stranger who happened to be hanging around the rooftop. He’s Dylan Kim, Cedric Lim’s new tenant and ex-best friend-slash-first crush from high school. The brute dropped him like a hot potato and disappeared after discovering he was into men. Dylan severely wounded Cedric’s trust, so now, even though he’s back in his life as a renewed man, Cedric swears he will never ever let himself be involved with his almost-first love. But what if there’s something more in Dylan’s disappearance? He’s not only back as a renewed man. He’s also back as a full-fledged vampire, and he’s not only here to suck Cedric’s blood. He’s also here to set things straight and resume the romance that is abruptly cut due to an accident his— untimely turning into a vampire. However, with Cedric being jaded with love and misunderstandings, can Dylan win Cedric’s trust? Will the unresolved misunderstanding for more than 13 years finally be corrected?

During a zombie outbreak, as the city falls, Qian Zhenzhen stumbles upon a dilapidated cottage during her escape and unexpectedly binds with a inn management system. Moss and ivy cover the outer walls, the rotting wooden door creaks, and crows screech on the rooftop. Looking at the bird droppings and crawling insects everywhere, Qian Zhenzhen is completely puzzled: ...this is a inn? [Business Preparation (1): Renovate the Inn] [Please gather the following items as soon as possible:] [Wood (0/10)] [Stone...] [Metal...] Qian Zhenzhen's eyes immediately catch the reward—[58 Sweet and Juicy Strawberries]. Tears of joy stream down her face as she rolls up her sleeves and gets straight to work! Add new rooms, beds, cabinets, tables and chairs... Harvest green onions, rice, sweet potatoes, carrots... Build defensive fortifications, resist zombie attacks... When those who have escaped with their lives, exhausted survivors arrive here, they'll discover that even in this apocalyptic world, there exists such a paradise-like base, with a vibrant garden full of flowers, well-stocked warehouses, and impenetrable defenses. For a reasonable payment, the people here will offer warm smiles and perfect accommodations, allowing them to enjoy rare moments of peace and tranquility. Welcome, Inn Manager. Here, you'll need to expand and decorate your rooms, recruit and train your staff, receive and serve wandering travelers... You can establish and plan farms, ranches, lumber yards, quarries... stockpile resources and become self-sufficient! Come create your own unique base and build a paradise that represents hope for humanity!

(End of the World + Rebirth + Space + Stockpiling Supplies) Suddenly, natural disasters hit and the world changed drastically. First, it was extreme heat, then extreme cold, followed by earthquakes, thick fog, eternal night, and acid rain. Liu Ruyan, who had struggled to survive alone in the apocalypse for ten years, finally died in the pouring acid rain. When she opened her eyes again, Liu Ruyan found that she had been reborn, and there were still three months before the apocalypse. After discovering a huge portable space in her family heirloom, Liu Ruyan set herself the first small goal after rebirth - spending 2.1 billion yuan to fill the space with supplies! From then on, Liu Ruyan started the stockpiling mode. Rice, flour, cooking oil and salt? Buy! Chickens, ducks, fish and meat? Buy! Clothes, hats, shoes and socks? Buy! Dried meat, chicken feet, mini hot pots, potato chips, spicy strips, and luosifen, none can be missed! (A survival story in the apocalypse, the male lead will be absolutely unexpected!)

What comes after you die?...some say's you either go to heaven or hell to be judged for your sins, some says there's nothing you either ceased to exist or if you're lucky enough, Reincarnate....well guess i'm that lucky person to be given a second chance in life as..... KINDRED!!!!!!!

Great Thousand World. Ini adalah tempat dimana ribuan dataran bertemu. Tempat dimana banyak klan tinggal, dan tempat dimana sekumpulan Lord berkumpul. Heavenly Sovereign muncul satu persatu dari Lower Planes. Mereka akan menunjukkan kekuatan yang diinginkan oleh orang lain. Sementara orang-orang lain ini akan berusaha menjadi penguasa di dunia yang tanpa batas ini. Di Wilayah Endless Fire yang dikendalikan oleh Flame Emperor, ratusan api menyala menembus surga. Di Martial Realm, kekuatan dari Martial Ancestor membuat bumi dan surga ketakutan. Di West Heaven Temple, kekuatan dari Emperor of a Hundred Battles tak tertandingi. Di Northern Desolate Hill, tempat yang dipenuhi ribuan makam, Immortal Owner menguasai dunia. Seorang anak dari Northern Spiritual Realm datang, mengendarai Nine Netherworld Bird. Ia menyerang ke arah dunia yang indah dan beragam. Siapakah yang bisa meraih takdir mereka untuk menjadi (Penguasa yang Agung) Great Ruler? Di Great Thousand World, semua orang akan berusaha menjadi Great Ruler.

If you want to go on a journey in a fantasy world then you should definitely read this book. With erotic scenes like GoT, a world like LoTR, fight scenes like HxH this has it all. No cheat skills (they make the story boring) no censoring (what's the point) and an actually good story that you want to read, along with thrilling battles with armies instead of just waiting for the next erotic scene. it starts slowly to make you care for the characters and yes there are more than one, although there is only one MC, but still it only gets interesting when there are more pieces to move on the board. Support me on patreon.com/Arihant

[WSA Entry] Priv Tiers low cost this month!!! Up to 15 Chapters! Let us get the 1000 unlocks! James, a bored supermarket worker who loves reading cultivation novels, dies in a car accident and gets reincarnated into the body of Tian Li, a talentless cultivator from the Cloud Sect. Unhappy with his new life, he decides to leave the sect and pursue his dream of starting a farm. Along the way, he makes friends with a big toad named Big. T and finds a cheap house in a remote village. However, he soon realizes that his peaceful life is not as simple as he thought. He will have to face dangers and mysteries that will challenge his beliefs and test his courage. Will he be able to follow his own path in a world where power is everything? Find out in this hilarious and heartwarming cultivation novel! All of that with the help of his incredible System! [Spiritual Farming System] A potato Tian Li plants becomes a rare 100 Year Old Potato, which increases cultivation! The animals Tian Li takes care of became Spiritual Beasts, and even the fish he fishes were rare golden carps! ~~~~ The Slice of Life will truly start after he leaves his sect the second time, and makes his own sect. It will also start the kingdom building aspect. Also, he might become dark in the future for some reasons related to his cultivation and his demonic energy!

# chief assistant Zhao Chuchu was reborn in a time before the apocalypse. As soon as the space was filled with supplies, something fell from a high altitude and killed her. Then, she transmigrated, becoming a small villager in an unknown dynasty. She started this new life by taking out the natives, dealing with the plague, and becoming a divine doctor in one fell swoop. Using her fists, she gained high status. She bullied those scums until they cried for their mommy and begged for mercy. She produced large quantities of rice, beans, and sweet potatoes… She could do everything, and she earned a lot of money with that. Everyone watched as she reconciled with Xiao Xiucai. They watched until a baby was born, as well as until Xiao Xiucai became the top scholar and smoothly became the Chief Minister. Then, everyone waited for the day the Chief Minister would divorce his wife, who went through hardships in life with him. They waited and waited until the couple had grown old, the two living together for the rest of their lives.

Romance, Comedy-drama. “Are you trying to resist my charm, sugarplum? ” he smirked and took a step close to her, cornering her near the staircase. “You are just too full of yourself, cupcake.” She said with a smug smile. “Oh, so you mean that you're not affected by all this hotness?” He said. She tsked and circled her hands around his neck and whispered. “Do you want me to be honest? You are really hot; as hot as smashed potato.” She smirked and pushed him and walked away with her head held high. Kitten has claws, eh! He thought to himself. Damien Ryder is a hot, arrogant, and ruthless business tycoon. He is nothing but pain is ass. But behind all this arrogance, there is a secret that Damien is hiding from everyone. A secret that is is painful at the same time his only healer. Vaidehi Aggarwal is a sweet girl next door, who lives with her big family in India. Sarcastic, Sweet, and clumsy Vaidehi is in a search of job and lands herself in New York, away from her family. What will happen when Ms. Sarcastic will stumble upon our hot arrogant Mr. Asshole? Romance will brew or they will strangle each other's neck? Cover credit- I don't own this cover. All the credit goes to the creator of this cover. ** Will be updated twice in week

Skeletons filled the warehouse with tomatoes and potatoes, death knights milked cows, vampires gnawed on watermelons, succubi were busy in the kitchen, and the Lich King was quietly licking ice cream...

Cent, short for Crescent, recently finds out that she is the daughter of the great demon, Beelzebub, when she got a pair of horns on her eighteenth birthday instead of a pair of skating shoes. She finally got her answer why she never once felt that she belonged, turns out, she is not entirely human. When her estranged dad came knocking to take her away from her wretched foster life, Cent grabs the opportunity to be with her only ‘living’ family. But, he is called the great demon for a reason. After disturbing her life, he drops her like a sack of potatoes in front of the gloomy gates of Transylvania Academy. Turns out, before her great demon dad can accept her, she still needs to prove herself worthy. Does she have what it takes to carry the privilege as an only child of a great demon? Does she have what it takes to be a monster?

"W-what are you doing?" Eli was shocked as she saw the handsome man, his upper body glistened in the morning light, drenched in sweat as he firmly held a massive axe. "Wife! Good morning! The wood is ready to keep you warm for the winter ahead!" The man proudly pointed towards the massive mountain of firewood he just finished chopping. “Heavens! Did you chop every tree in the whole forest?!” Eli felt her head ache. "We are still in the middle of spring!" -- She was a salary woman. For her, career was just the only way to survive in this cruel world. Being a housewife was far from reality as bills kept haunting her bank account. When she suffered a plane crash in one of her business trips, she dejectedly lamented not experiencing the simple joys women used to experience in her age. However, a young woman's soul came begging to her, to use her body in another world so that her unborn child could live. In exchange for continuing to live, the task was to give birth to the young woman's child and be the coolest mom evarrrrrr! --- A transmigration story. However, our protagonist Eli, has to transmigrate into a pregnant woman's body. Facing the woes of a pregnant single mother, while surviving in a world where magic and evil exist, will she even successfully go through motherhood as a single parent? ...or will she need to have a hubby by her side after all? -- This is my first work and only signed in webnovel. Please do not post it to other sites T_T thanks! -- Cover Art by talented Iris Enj Come give her some love in IG and FB @iris_enj (Iris Enj) Follow this auntie potato on instagram @randompotato21

Everyone has become beautiful. Perfect glass skin and no defect in the eye. Everybody was a model. Braces and glasses were a foreign concept since no one needed it anymore. The world was truly beautiful but some defects were still there. An isolated area for children with eye defects ,crooked teeth and abnormal face. Brown and black haired kids were also put there. Everyone had hair colour of light shades and beautiful eyes which glowed under the sun in an angelic manner. Except for those who were isolated, everything else was gorgeous. June was a plain girl who was about to become one of the isolated. She was a defect in the system. Her face was plain but she didn't have eye,hair and teeth defect making her the black sheep of the beautiful. She just blended into the background until she loses her one of her teeth at an accident. But nobody knows. "Every body always thought I am weird and now I might go as an outcast if they know." June holds a secret that would decide her life but how long can she hide it when people constantly pick on her appearance eventhough it is plain? " I just want to be loved." "All of us want to be loved, dear ".

I got reincarnated into a fantasy world. Where people don't seem to find anything wrong with my words. Hey shopkeeper can you give me some potatoes for free? Why? Because I am hungry. That makes sense here you go. What would happen now let us go on an adventure to find out.

In the year 2052, the world faced an apocalypse. Monsters ravaged the planet, and mana filled the earth, blessing all flora and fauna. Dungeons opened, and humanity was on the brink of destruction. Some humans started getting blessed with mysterious insignias—tattoos that held ferocious beasts inside them. Using the beasts, humans were able to turn the tide of battle and come out on top. The year 2253, human society had evolved and adapted to the new world. Humans blessed with the insignias were called ‘Tamers,’ and the stronger a Tamer was, the more influence they held in the world. Blake, an orphan living in the slums of Old Manhattan, was struggling to make a living in the world without an insignia when one day, he ended up dying in the hands of a money lender. Luke Wallace, a powerful man belonging to a world of swords and magic, ends up in Blake’s dead body. Will Luke—now Blake be able to survive in this new post-apocalyptic world? Will he be able to go back to his own world? Will he be able to wash up his past regrets and live a new life? __________________________ The story will be medium-paced, not too fast nor too slow, but the earlier parts may seem slow as I will take my time in setting up the world. It should be interesting, nonetheless. Even though there’s R18 in the tag, the smut part will come way later in the story, and so will the harem. Most of the R18 is for the gore inside the book. Luke Wallace is an old soul from a world of Emperors and Kings; expect his vocabulary to be a bit… old. __________________________ Extra Tags: Beast-Taming | Strong From Start | Overpowered MC | Romantic Subplot | Older-love Interests | Younger-love Interests | Enemy Becomes Lovers | Enemy Becomes Allies | Yandere | Scheming | Conspiracies | Comedy | Reincarnation | Transmigration | Action | Dungeons | Monsters | Late Kingdom Building | Multiple Worlds | Multiple Realms | Potato | Potato | Potato | __________________________ Yes, I own the cover.

Don't mind me. I'm just playing around with this tho, since I'm my bored, the rest of the chapter is going to be full of the word Potato or stuff I'm too lazy and also my grammar and spelling is trash

A story about potatos and their journey.

Postinor 2 Description 0.75 mg levonorgestrel in each tablet. Excipients/Inactive Ingredients: silica colloidal anhydrous, magnesium stearate, potato starch, talc, maize starch, lactose monohydrate. Action Pharmacotherapeutic Group: Sex hormones and modulators of the genital system, Emergency contraceptives. ATC Code: G03A Efficacy: It was estimated from the results of an earlier clinical study, that 750 micrograms of levonorgestrel (taken as two 750 microgram doses with a 12 hour interval) prevents 85% of expected pregnancies. Efficacy appears to decline with time of start of treatment after intercourse (95% within 24 hours, 85% 24-48 hours, 58% if started between 48 and 72 hours). Results from a recent clinical study showed that two 750 microgram tablets of levonorgestrel taken at the same time (and within 72 hours of unprotected sex) prevented 84% of expected pregnancies. There was no difference between pregnancy rates in case of women who were treated on the third or the fourth day after the unprotected act of intercourse (p>0.2).There is limited and inconclusive data on the effect of high body weight/high BMI on the contraceptive efficacy. In three WHO studies no trend for a reduced efficacy with increasing body weight/BMI was observed (Table 1), whereas in the two other studies (Creinin et al., 2006 and Glasier et al., 2010) a reduced contraceptive efficacy was observed with increasing body weight or BMI (Table 2). Both meta-analyses excluded intake later than 72 hours after unprotected intercourse (i.e. off-label use of levonorgestrel) and women who had further acts of unprotected intercourse. (See the recommended regimen, levonorgestrel is not expected to induce significant modification of blood clotting factors, and lipid and carbohydrate metabolism. Paediatric population: A prospective observational study showed that out of 305 treatments with levonorgestrel emergency contraceptive tablets, seven women became pregnant resulting in an overall failure rate of 2.3%. The failure rate in women under 18 years (2.6% or 4/153) was comparable to the failure rate in women 18 years and over (2.0% or 3/152).Pharmacokinetics: Orally administered levonorgestrel is rapidly and almost completely absorbed. The results of a pharmacokinetic study carried out with 16 healthy women showed that following ingestion of 1.5 mg levonorgestrel maximum drug serum levels of 18.5 ng/ml were found at 2 hours. After reaching maximum serum levels, the concentration of levonorgestrel decreased with a mean elimination half-life of about 26 hours.Levonorgestrel is not excreted in unchanged form but as metabolites. Levonorgestrel metabolites are excreted in about equal proportions with urine and faeces. The biotransformation follows the known pathways of steroid metabolism, the levonorgestrel is hydroxylated in the liver and the metabolites are excreted as glucuronide conjugates. No pharmacologically active metabolites are known.

Akira was deemed a waste by the world. Although he was very talented, he lacked the enthusiasm or desire to be anything. His family was all geniuses in their respective fields, but he, on the other hand, spent the entire 18 years of his life eating, drinking, and having fun (otherwise known as a couch potato). Despite all this, he loved his family and therefore it was an instinctive reaction to save his father from what would have been a fatal collision. He was supposed to be dead, but instead… A system appeared and thus began his journey of world-hopping as the cannon fodder who made the villain become the villain. ******* [Host! Host! Host!] Akira swats away the annoying thing buzzing around him disturbing his sleep. [Host, how could you?] {sniffles} ………………. Although Akira may be a bit psychopathic, his love for cake (and his lover), eclipses all else. Lover: (pouting) “Why am I mentioned after cake? That’s not fair!” (Glares at the cake with killing intent and jealousy.) Akira: (With frosting on his upper lip), "Why do I feel like my cake just wilted? Lover: (Looking pitifully at Akira while sneakily putting his hands inside his clothes) “Do you really like cake more than me?” Akira: ( Ran's away while pulling on his disheveled clothes while stuffing the rest of his cake in his mouth) “(mumbling with his mouth full) “O-of course not! I just needed to replenish my energy.” {Please don’t tempt me! My whole body still aches! QAQ} So now he had to deal with a system that plays poker and an insatiable lover, DEATH SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD!!! ******** Discord Server: https://discord.gg/tG3J4xmMKv Come join and be a member and check for future updates. please leave a review!

"I don’t know who you are but… wait, what are you eating? Why are you not sharing it, ah? Do you treat this big sister as a stranger?" One of the most powerful and devilish beings in existence wakes up in a body of a little mortal girl in a humble place that's a far cry from where she came from. After thousands of years of waiting for reincarnation... seems like even the underworld had kicked her out for all the troubles she caused. But why didn't they put her soul into an immortal's body?! Well, beggars can't be choosers. She would just have to cultivate back to the peak. Watch as she tries to keep herself from destroying the world... try being the keyword. -- Support DBN by giving honest reviews, supportive comments and donating! Advance chapters in Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/immortalpatata Or donate extra potato food! KO-FI: http://ko-fi.com/natsuriayuko PAYPAL: natsuriayuko@yahoo.com

One day, a knight once dreamed of a day when the sun turned black and when the swarm of what they had called demons ravaged their lands. He had seen what happened, he had seen the mightiest heroes fall and so, he did his best to alert everyone and to share his word. He wanted to protect them but in the end, at his dying breath, no one believed him but his wife and son. This is the story of mankind’s struggle before everything turned bright, but, before that happens, let's show you their dialogue while they're peeling their potatoes, shall we?

Aku memutar lotre di pusat Perbelanjaan dan memenangkan hak istimewa untuk pergi ke dunia lain. Setelah banyak memutar lotere, tiba-tiba aku mendapatkan skill yang over power. terus bagaimana kelanjutannya mari kita lihat ?

Baby soft skin turns into leather... No one will love you if you're unattractive...