Caned Asses

Across the vast convolution of worlds, divine beings rule as absolute sovereigns—each god assigned dominion over a singular realm. Skirmishes are inevitable, whether for power, amusement, or sheer pettiness. One such battle, between Nexus, the God of Trickery, and an aging, senile deity, resulted in an anomaly… A soul misplaced. Elliot, an ordinary man, was never meant for Ul’Tra-el. But fate, or perhaps a cosmic prank, had other plans. Unlike other worlds, Ul’Tra-el is an aberration—one that developed a voice. A voice that diverged from the natural order. A voice that changed everything. Its foundation cracked, leaking dimensions into one another. Rifts tore open like festering wounds, vomiting forth unspeakable horrors—monsters not meant to exist. But the world did not sit idly by. In response—perhaps an act of self-preservation—the world gifted its inhabitants power. Talents awakened, granting people extraordinary abilities. And for every rift sealed, the Voice of Ul rewarded them generously. Survival was simple: fight, grow stronger, and close the rifts… or die trying. In this ruthless, blood-soaked reality, Northern—a white-haired boy burdened by his past life—was reincarnated. But unlike the chosen heroes, he awakened as a talentless nobody. No power. No strength. No future. And when death loomed over him—when despair clawed at his soul and the cold grip of the failure threatened to take him— A Voice responded: [System Notice] [Your Soul cannot take a form.] [Searching for a Unique Pattern Ability…] [Searching…] [Search Found.] [A Unique System Ability has been detected.] [You Can Copy And Evolve Talents] ... Follow Northern through his journey as he becomes the pinnacle of this world. This a story about a white-haired boy’s rise from rubbles!! Note: This is an overpower genre but MC does not just start off like that. Even though MC can copy talents he doesn't just jump around copying talents because there's a limitation. However, his rise to strength is depicted and is an experience to enjoy. The first few hundreds would be frustrating to follow because MC is weak but that makes the experience all the more interesting when MC finally gets freaking strong and starts wiping the floor with everyones asses.

You ever die, wake up in some medieval fantasy shithole, and get shackled to a snarky-ass system that thinks it’s your babysitter? No? Lucky you. Name’s Nyx. Ex-street rat, full-time bastard. I died dirty and pissed off — now I’m alive again in a world where monsters roam, nobles play gods, and everyone thinks they’re better than me. Newsflash: they’re not. I’ve got a second chance. A twisted-ass system glued to my soul. Broken stats, buried rage, and no grand destiny — just blood, grit, and survival. They call this place a game? Fine. I’ll play. Just don’t whine when I start breaking the rules. This ain’t some heroic fairy tale. I’m not the chosen one. I’m just the crazy bastard who won't stay dead. The system’s a bitch... and so am I.

Lanz Kuroda failed his Awakening Test in the most spectacular way possible, he didn’t just rank low, his ass got slapped with an FFF. He was locked out of the system entirely, and sent home like the rejected tutorial character that he is. But when a cracked relic crystal he bought from a sketchy street vendor activates, it boots up something the world shouldn’t even know exists, a hidden system that logs him into an old, forgotten alt account, one with no level cap, restrictions, and absolutely zero oversight. By day, Lanz is still the same guy that no one aspires to be. But at night? In the dungeons? He becomes Zero, an anonymous hunter operating outside the system, clearing high-tier raids solo, and slowly building a legend no one can trace. The world thinks he’s a joke. He’s about to become its biggest problem.

On the first day of Alex's sophomore year in high school, the elusive company of H20 Software Corporation paid a visit. Why? You ask... Oh, it turns out that my class has been invited to playtest their latest game, Untethered. Playtest? Yes, playtest...and not enter the whole-ass game and become the godforsaken Devil Spawn. This is the tale of a sick child who yearns freedom but fails to acknowledge inevitability. ______________________________________________________________________ Volume One: Error of the World (completed) ______________________________________________________________________ PS: If you're not a fan of philosophical or existential horror, then this is for you. If you're not a fan of books that won't make you sleep at night, then this is for you. If you're a fan of good-hearted people, kindness, friendship and great love, then this is definitely for you. Do give it a try.

Danny Ketch, a 19-year-old college dropout, dreams of dominating Overdrive Online, the ultimate VR racing game. But with zero skills and a crippling debt to ruthless loan sharks, his future looks bleak. Given 24 hours to repay or face deadly consequences, Danny’s last-ditch effort leads to an encounter with Cane, a mysterious AI that hijacks his virtual car. Suddenly, Danny’s a racing prodigy, climbing the leaderboard at breakneck speed. But as their victories pile up, dark secrets about the game’s creators emerge. With both the virtual and real worlds at stake, Danny must decide to uncover the truth or keep racing toward destruction.

NOTE: IF YOU'RE SENSITIVE TO GORE STORIES PLEASE, DON'T READ: In the beast-world of Burmurlerk, Queen Yrmeta, a powerful, dragon-like monarch blessed with primal elemental magic, once ruled in peace. But her reign shattered when members of her own court, nobles, governors, even distant kin, accused her of consorting with the forbidden forces of the Ancienty Seven of Deadly Beings, ancient entities tied to corruption and apocalyptic power. Betrayed from within, war erupted. Yrmeta’s realm burned. Many of her bloodline, cousins, nieces, nephews, siblings, and older children, were killed. With her kingdom crumbling, she fled through a rift to Earth with only her husband Lord Velkan, her sister Aunt Tyrraline, and four of her surviving children (ages 25, 23, 21, and 19). On Earth, Yrmeta entered a conscious stasis, a living crystal cocoon, to heal. During her slumber, she magically bore eleven more children, all gifted, monstrous, or strange. Among them is the youngest: Elian, now 14 years old, seemingly human, but only Tyrraline and Velkan know the truth of his origins. The family, now living undercover in the human world, poses as eccentric and homeschooled while navigating schools, jobs, and the modern world. Aunt Tyrraline acts as the sharp-tongued matriarch, enforcing secrecy and stability within the chaos of their monstrous household. Yrmeta, even in slumber, can communicate telepathically, but only with Elian. Despite appearing fully human, Elian is loved deeply by his siblings. He alone can hear their mother’s voice in dreams, where cryptic warnings and impossible memories hint at a deeper destiny, one possibly tied to The Seventh, an unnamed and sealed entity from the Ancienty. While the family tries to live peacefully, strange phenomena escalate. Elian’s dreams grow darker. A new substitute teacher, Mr. Cane, appears with unnatural timing and eerie knowledge. His gaze pierces Elian’s disguise. And then, nightmares begin manifesting physically. Behind the veil of human life, Yrmeta’s enemies, and the true power of the Ancienty Seven, begin to stir again. And Elian, whether he likes it or not, may be the key that unlocks both the past’s truth and the future’s destruction.

Rae, a perverted thief with bad luck and worse life choices, was caught peeping on a couple getting busy. Naturally, he got his ass kicked—and his life ended. Or so he thought. Just before his untimely demise, Rae had one last wish: to live like a king, surrounded by voluptuous women with big booties and even bigger breasts. Turns out, death wasn’t the end. It was just the beginning. Rae woke up in a fantasy world, and not just any world, but one where he was gifted a special system. A system... with some unusual tastes. [Ding!] [Quest: Drink breast milk from the source.] [Litres: 0/10] [Reward: Race Change from Goblin to a race of your choosing.] "Wait—what? I’m a goblin now?!"

What do you do when you're at a concert, dancing and trying to forget a colleague you've had a crush on, then suddenly a stranger grabs you from behind, and fucks you till you're too weak to stand? Yeah, that's my situation right now. Crushing on the handsome Alex - who, by the way, doesn’t know I exist - has made me make VERY crazy life decisions, including seeking the help of an arrogant love doctor, and disguising myself as a man just to work with him in his new company. And now, the same stranger from the concert, shows up behind me whenever, and fucks the hell outta me until I now crave him. Did I also mention that I hate my new boss? Yeah, Max Wellington is just so annoying, and it seems the feeling is mutual cause he hates me too.

My name is Vakh Yamama. An assassin, in an Urban World. Well, I'm about to get my first job in a while

[ Trial Status: Qualified ] [ Entry: Granted ] [ Arc Identity: Undefined ] [ Class: Not Found ] "Great", Renn muttered with a dry laugh. "Thrown into another world with a broken-ass system. Quite the luck, really." - At sixteen, all Renn wanted was a quiet life and three full meals a day. But one stormy night changed everything. He woke up in Noxhelm Academy — a place for the 'gifted', where students either become legends… Or die trying. Renn was thrown into the world with no powers, no class, no allies, and absolutely no clue why he'd gotten there — but he was never the type to go down easily. Armed with nothing but stubborn grit, he started crawling through the twisted magical world, with only one goal: 'Survive long enough to reach Level 10.' But he didn't know... Noxhelm was just the beginning!

What do you do when the universe decides to flip you a middle finger? Valen Alarcon was a promising young footballer with the Manchester United U9s. He was supposed to be the next big thing and had a talent that was undeniable even at a young age. Unfortunately, an ACL injury shattered his dreams. From the golden boy at Manchester United's U9s to being unable to get scouted at a League One club's academy. Still, Valen worked hard and managed to get himself into Birmingham City's academy and was working hard to make it into the first team. And then the universe fucked him in the ass... again. He had another ACL injury and he was released. When all seemed lost and his football career down the drain, Valen got struck by lightning, and then something strange happened. [Ding! Synchronization complete] [Football System activated!]

Apollo Musashi, the main character is a hard worker. Training each day to get stronger and stronger. He has aspirations of being above everything and has the will to make it happen. With this story I dream of bringing back old Shounen and characters that are mean in just the right way. I've seen many new shows try to make their characters as nice as possible, and although I'm making my character nice, he going to be a bit of a pain in the ass. I'm going to try to make the most realistic characters I can make within the confines of this verse. I watch most things nowadays realizing many of these character are just too unbelievably nice with no outbursts and I find that entirely unrealistic. No, I'm not going to have a harem for the main character, because that too I believe is entirely unrealistic from the real world. Without a further adue, I hope you like it.

'Ruth Danan is a simple girl who lives her life to the fullest, loving the company of her friends and bringing sunshine to everyone around her.' That's what Dylan thought about the cheerful girl In his class. Everyone liked her, and she liked Everyone. While for Dylan, being liked by someone or even talking his heart out to someone was impossible to even think aout Dylan's father was the leader of the Bravata gang So naturally, Everyone at school avoided him, as if he was invisible. He felt alone. But his sorrow soon turned into anger after seeing cheerful Ruth. To him, her jollyness seemed annoying, irritating; so he started to bully her out of spite. And somehow it made him feel better. He bullied her everyday, every chance he got. after a few months Dylan's father dies in an accident, leaving him with his entire empire and all his asses in the underworld. He works with the underworld, and no one dares to do what is against him, as he has gained a fearsome reputation for his ruthlessness and cunning in the criminal underworld. Dylan's newfound power and influence allow him to expand his empire even further, solidifying his position as a formidable force to be reckoned with. But in the underworld, life isn't a bed of roses; enemies are everywhere. Constant threats surround him. Years later, they meet again But, Things take a turn when Dustin Orgestsev, his fiercest nemesis, recruits Ruth and trains her as an assassin with the goal of killing Dylan. Something he had planned for years, ever since his father died. Ruth has transformed into an assassin with a goal to destroy her bully's life by impersonating his secretary and seducing him to bed while providing all critical information to her boss. However, hatred transforms it into a magnetic attraction, which feels bad in many ways, but when the ice melts at specific temperatures, they crave each other. Given what they have both been through, they must determine which road to choose. Ruth imagines herself falling strongly for her enemy, which will cost her life. she needs to make a decision. Quick \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ i will post this story on Royalroaad.com aswell https://www.royalroad.com/profile/488700

Like the title says, an isekai book were yours truly gets reincarnated into the world of MHA as our green haired cinnamon roll, Izuku Midoriya. With the manga complete and him having access to that knowledge, watch as he tries to save Japan and maybe kick some HPSC ass (while getting some too, if you know what I mean). No way I can guarantee that this will be a great read, but hey, if you read it at least I tried.

Andy Collins, a 27-year-old office worker from New York and a notorious womanizer, is inexplicably transported to a medieval fantasy world where non-magical men are enslaved. Captured by hunters, Andy is forced into a brothel that exclusively serves women, where he is made to perform sex acts. What initially excites him as a chance to continue his lustful lifestyle quickly turns to horror as he faces the brutal reality of his new existence. This is a wild, unhinged tale like no other, where a man is thrust into an existential battle, torn between forbidden pleasures and the grim truth of his new life. [Additional Tags] Ahegao - Anal - Anal Intercourse - BBW - BDSM - Big Ass - Big Breasts - Blowjob - Bride - Chastity Belt - Creampie - Cunnilingus - Domination Loss - Femdom - Foursome - Gilf - Hardcore - Huge Breasts - Incest - Lingerie - Milf - Reverse Rape - Squirting - Stockings - Threesome - Unusual Pupils - Young & Mature

I just wanted a quiet life. A little cottage in the countryside. Maybe an apple orchard. A lazy dog named Bento. That was the dream. What I got instead? – A medieval fantasy world – A collapsing barony – And a debt the size of a dragon’s ass. Every time I try to quit, something worse shows up—trade wars, sword-swinging lunatics, princesses with investment portfolios, and demon lords pitching franchise models like it’s Shark Tank. I wanted a nap. Instead I’m reverse-engineering the economy, manipulating supply chains, and inventing products that shouldn’t exist in this world. Magic? Boring. Swords? Overrated. But a mana-crystal monopoly? Now that’s real power. I’m not a hero. I’m not some chosen genius. I’m just a tired bastard trying to retire… Without dying broke. Or accidentally founding an empire.

“The least a person born into this world can do is take care of themselves.” “I’m no one’s hero.” All I want is a peaceful life—a life where I can sit around doing jackshit. I, Sigurd, refuse to be a martyr. The village’s safety? My ass! They can all burn for all I care—my only obligation is to myself and myself alone. That’s why I ran. I’ll run as far as my legs can take me. I won’t let them throw me in that pit with those monsters. I’ll tame a beast of my own choosing. Ambition? I don’t have any. You want compassion? Then tough shit. If selfishness is a virtue, then I’m a goddamn priest!!

The story of a jerk, insecure, unsociable, fuck-ass, and above all, down-in-the-mouth teenager, who one day dies and is reincarnated in someone the complete opposite of his pessimistic personality and physical appearance. To top it off, his new existence is that of a Dating Game protagonist. But, this simulation is not at all like a game of choices anymore, is it? It looks very realistic, and... it feels very plausible. “Huh? Well, how did that happen? What happened to the kid? And what the hell is up with that description in your novel?” Someone shouts fervently into my ears. Nevertheless, I play dumb. If you want to know, make the decision to take the time to read it, or not. I don't know! [Note: This is a translation and rewrite of my own novel on Wattpad. All rights to this story belong to ME!] [Other Note: Unfortunately, the cover is an AI image; however, I'm practicing my drawing skills to replace it one day, but in traditional since I'm broke as hell]

"If you eat ass, you'll never starve." - King Barric Ironstorm the Vth In the land of Siriuhs sat a little southern Kingdom known as Ol' Tameria. Prince Barric Ironstorm always dreaded the day he would become King of Ol' Tameria as it meant the end of his playboy lifestyle, but on the day of his coronation a mysterious demon messenger would arrive just as he was crowned. The demon warned the king that the armies of the Demon Princess would arrive to conquer his beloved kingdom within a years time. The newly crowned King Barric saw this as his last opportunity for adventure before a boring life of royal duty. With his adopted elf sister Layla, The King would set out on adventure to stop the demon army!... (and seduce every thicc ass baddie monster girl, boy, they/them, etc. on the way!) All Rights Reserved

[Sequel to RONGER: Rise of Adventure] Alex Foster Cane has vanished. After barely surviving a brutal surgery, he was stolen from Grinlock HQ by a figure no one could stop—one who walked through walls like smoke and shadow. His squad is shattered. His enemies grow bolder. But Alex? He’s already started his journey. A journey into chaos. Into truth. Into everything they tried to bury. He’s no longer running from fate. He’s no longer hiding from the weight of who he is. Because now, the prophecy is calling him loud—and this time, he answers. When he returns… he won’t be the same. Start with Book 1 — “RONGER: Rise of Adventure” — before diving in. Everything begins there. The hero vanished. The legend begins.

Forty-seven hours of straight gaming, six energy drinks, and one massive heart attack later, I'm living inside my favorite game as the final boss everyone loves to hate. The good news? Unlimited power, incredible looks, and access to the kind of women who make porn stars look like nuns. I'm talking about curves that defy physics, tits that could smother a man to death, and asses that inspire religious experiences. The bad news? Everyone expects me to be a manipulative bastard who treats people like fuck toys and destroys planets for fun. The worse news? I'm discovering I'm really fucking good at both. My name used to be irrelevant. Now I'm Lord Raven Vex'thara, Crown Prince of the Dominion Empire, and apparently hung like a space horse with the kind of face that makes women drop their panties and men question their sexuality. Death, it turns out, was the best thing that ever happened to my sex life.

"Sissy, I brought you a gift." He shuddered in fear the moment he heard her voice. Whenever he heard her voice, he knew nothing good ever came out of it. "Please, not today." His voice made it obvious he was scared. She laughed, then touched his shoulder. He flinched, but she held him down. "Please." he said in almost a whisper. ***** "HI." she waved at him. "You must be the Riley everyone's talking of, right?" He was left dumbfounded, hearing her say she had heard about him. Everyone who had heard about him made sure to keep their distance, so just why was she trying to start a conversation with him? "If you are doing this to become popular, then you are very well welcome to be my friend. But if you are just naive, I would advise you to keep your distance." he said to discourage her. "We do have something in common. You get bullied, so you hate bullies, while I hate them just because they are bullies." "Hating them does not change the fact that you will get bullied if you befriend me." "Then I will have you watch me kick their asses if they try messing with us." "Are we friends now." she asked after they both laugh at her former words. "We are, as long as you are ready to kick some ass." "Bring it on."

Cane Ironheart, a gifted young blacksmith with a hidden talent for elemental metallurgy, sets sail across war-torn seas, only to survive a devastating pirate attack that changes the course of his life. Cast adrift and later captured by slavers, he uses his knowledge to save a dying mermaid, forging a magical artifact in the dark hold of a ship. This act of compassion sparks a bond with the mermaid, Neri, and earns him the protection of Rhiati, a mysterious Corsair captain. After a daring escape, Cane is sent to the prestigious Magi Academy with a letter of recommendation that opens doors typically closed to commoners. There, he finds himself placed in an elite class, befriending a talented cook named Sofie, encountering strange mentors like the eccentric Nos, and clashing with entitled peers like Fergis. As he navigates this new world of magic and politics, Cane begins forging a secret identity and rebuilding a long-forgotten forge outside the city. But not all is as it seems—his affinity with water magic and merfolk suggests a deeper heritage, while an ancient mask design found in the Academy’s hidden archives may hold the key to both power and anonymity. With allies forming and secrets surfacing, Cane must uncover the truth of his origins while staying ahead of those who would use him—or silence him.

(I'm not good at writing synopsis so please excuse this one even if it's a pain in the ass) deep at the northern side of the globe, a forest where shadows and phantoms reside, was thought to be sealed off by a powerful sorcerer for centuries that passed. strange cases of unusual sightings and accidents started to appear all over various countries. Cyrus vonstien, the second son of the king of Lendorr, one of the prominent and influential countries, puts together a group of odd outcasts to put a stop to this disaster and seal off the forest once again.

I woke up in an unknown place, unaware of where I was and why I was here. Was it even fair that I just popped up in the middle of nowhere? One day I was a normal citizen, completed my military and living a normal life, and the next day I am running for my life from strange creatures and beings who control elements. They say it’s magic, but I say it’s mystery. The world is strange, weird. I don’t know who I am. Get your ass to hell—this isn’t even my body!! But you know, everyone loves a fantasy, and you know what? I’m in for that fantasy.

[COMPLETED] On the first day of their divorce, he said, "She'll be back before midnight." The second day, "She'll be back in three days. It's just one of her stunt to make me mad". The third day, "She cannot do without me so she'll be back in seven days." On the seventh day, "She'll definitely come back within two weeks." After a whole month... "Boss she's really doing it, she's kissed a stranger at the gala." "Catch her and bring her home." . . In her past life she was the good and enduring wife, in this life she became his little devious sin. A pain in the ass and his little ass kicker. "No one dared treat Mr Hamilton the way she did, do you think he would forgive her?" . . Harlow Blackwood was accused and wrongfully killed in her past life by her family and husbands family. But fate had other plans for her. When she returned, Harlow swore to take revenge on the people who killed her children and ended her life. But there was something else in this life. The husband who joined her enemies to attack her in her previous life turned out to dot on her more than ever before. In her past life Harlow was a mighty cook and would prepare food for the entire family, she turned into their slave to please them, yet no one liked her. But in this life... "I am useless hubby, I can't cook, clean, have kids or take care of you... Her hubby smiled. "None of those matters. I can cook, clean, take good care of you, and most importantly, give you children. How many are you willing to have?" In her current life, her husband has a huge secret too, what could that be? . . For more info on the book follow me on Instagram @Sspears and Facebook @kourtneysspears.

Dangerous obsession Themes: hate love, obsessions,greed betrayal,sex, secrets high school , bad boy good boy and many more Don't miss out SYNOPSIS Have you ever heard of a girl who is a nymphomaniac but still a virgin?? That is Emma a for you.a 19 years old girl who lives her with her mom Actually she attending the high school she hate the most " SPECTRUM ACADEMY" which motto is Said to be : Empowering minds, illuminating future: But the crazy ass student formed it to.... (Sorry Not gonna reveal ) This school thrives with rich spoilt brat which is rumors that no student is innocence......most girls or anything feminine have been fucked by Red a proud egocentric heart breaker, sex addict and also Emma's worst enemy He's rich and have everything he ever wanted, but everything tho Will Red and Emma later fall in love or will they Hate each other for eternity.

In that dreary tower, do you see it? Those stars. Lathell is an aristocrat from the Caileid Family, he was given the golden spoon since birth. From that, he turned into the worst, a playboy and a narcissist, rampaging every bar and brothel he can set his eyes on. His family, enough with his antics kicked him out of the mansion and disowned him. After he got banished, he immediately gets attacked by gangsters. But fortunately he gets saved by a blue haired priest, which introduces him to the mercenary guild, the 'Daydreamers Corp'. Can he redeem himself with his new allies? Or will he fall into more despair? So uhh guys this is my first time writing a novel not a fanfic, so uhhh wish me luck and send me some stones if yall have em!! Rizz. hehe, also also this guys name is lathell, from brown dust, cus hes originally the mc of a brown dust fic i didnt write, so i jst use him here Rewrite cus first one was ass

I deleted the first one, because of my scripting was ass. After reading and watching movies, I decided to redo all my stuff. That's about it, I'm (Redacted) and I'm out.

Three unlikely heroes from distinct worlds unite against a formidable foe. Mark, a civilian by day, Night Howler a vigilant by night, joins forces with Malik and Galban a mystical warriors from the ethereal distant planet of Veil. Their shared enemy, Commander Cane, driven by an insatiable thirst for destruction, threatens to ravage the fabric of their interconnected worlds. As Night Howler, Malik, and Galban put aside their differences, they forge an unbreakable alliance, harnessing their unique skills and strengths. Together, they embark on a perilous quest to vanquish Commander Cane and safeguard the harmony of their words. Can this unlikely trio overcome their differences and save their worlds from the brink of devastation?