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Shayne Topp Courtney Miller

Reroll: I Brought Sarcasm to a Swordfight

REROLL I Brought Sarcasm to a Swordfight Hal Miller wasn’t hit by a truck-kun. He didn’t fall off a cliff. He didn’t die suddenly, he saw it coming. Stage four cancer isn’t subtle. What he didn’t expect was to wake up in the void, alone, silent, and disturbingly conscious… for a thousand years. Enter TABAAL, a cosmic entity who shows up not to save him, but to apologize for the mess. As a strange form of compensation, Hal is offered a second life with an unwanted bonus: full access to his memories, his internet search history, and unfortunately, his personality. Now reborn into a medieval world where logic doesn’t always win and toothbrushes don’t exist, Hal is guided by Mnex, an AI that’s somehow more sarcastic than helpful. Armed with future knowledge, scientific bias, and weaponized cynicism, Hal must survive in a world of nobles, runes, and very questionable plumbing. One life ended. Another began. This time, he’s not dying quietly. Release Schedule: New chapters drop every day. Unless Mnex hacks the system, Hal says something dumb, or the author forgets what day it is. (Just kidding. Probably.) If you enjoy stories that build patiently, think smart, and respect your time and intelligence… welcome to Reroll. Come for the sarcasm, stay for the innovations. This is the official WSA 2025 Edition of REROLL: I Brought Sarcasm to a Sword Fight. Nothing has changed. Except the cover. And my hopes and dreams.
ByRunewriter · 935 Views

Mia Não é uma Encrenqueira!

``` A família Miller tinha um problema na família. Seu nome era Amelia Miller. Sua mãe morreu no parto quando ela nasceu. Sua madrasta caiu de uma escada enquanto estava grávida e morreu. O pai de Amelia a puniu fazendo-a enfrentar a parede no sótão. O sótão era escuro e úmido, e não havia luz do sol nenhuma. Ninguém lhe trazia comida, e Amelia achava que poderia muito bem morrer ali. Momentos antes de sua morte, ela discou um número que sua mãe lhe havia dito antes de falecer. Depois que ela desligou, ouviram-se sons de estrondo ao redor dela. A residência da família Miller estava cercada por um grupo de guarda-costas vestidos de preto. Oito homens saíram de seus carros, cada um com uma aura diferente. Eles foram diretamente para o sótão. O homem que os liderava ajoelhou-se e segurou Amelia, inconsciente, em seus braços. Ele tinha uma expressão solene no rosto. "A família Miller precisa ir à falência." Depois de dormir a noite inteira, Amelia acordou para descobrir que seu pai estava falido. Os membros de sua família estavam todos sem-teto. Enquanto isso, ela... Ela tinha oito tios e um avô bondoso que a amavam muito. O pai de Amelia se arrependeu do que fez, e estava relutante em aceitar o seu destino. E daí se Amelia estava agora levando uma boa vida? Ela ainda era a encrenqueira que causou a morte de sua mãe e a falência de seu pai! O que ele não sabia, é que depois que Amelia voltou para a casa de seu tio, a sorte deles só parecia melhorar. Até sua avó acamada agora podia levantar da cama e dançar na praça! Finalmente, um homem com ar de deus alegou ser seu pai. Ele a mimava ao ponto de todo o mundo sentir inveja dela. ```
Nunu · 120.5K Views

Fake Date, Real Fate

"Block him." "He's technically still my boss." "Then block him with dignity." The call ended again. And then started again. I let out a sound somewhere between a growl and a sob, then finally answered with the enthusiasm of a snail crawling through salt. "Yes, Mr. Walton?" "Have you changed your mind yet?" I collapsed onto the towel and gazed at the sky as though it might consume me entirely if I pleaded sweetly enough. "Do you ever take a break?" I asked, shielding my eyes with one hand. "You're avoiding the question." "Because it's a dumb question." He exhaled, the sound sharp and irritated even over phone. "It's not a dumb question. It's a business offer." "It's a weird offer-one that I already said no to." There was a brief pause, and I could practically hear him clenching his jaw through the speaker. "You are acting unreasonably." " Unreasonable?" I sat up. "I'm not the one drafting fake girlfriend contracts like it's a normal Tuesday." "Isabella-" "Certainly not, Mr. Walton." I mimicked his tone perfectly. "I told you I'm not doing it. You need to find someone else to play pretend with." SYNOPSIS Isabella Miller thought saying no to her boss’s fake dating offer was the end of the story. But Adrien Walton doesn’t take no—especially not when he’s convinced she’s a gold digger. Suddenly, her student loans are piling up, her father’s vet clinic is on the brink of eviction and her brother is about to be kicked out of college. Coincidence? She thinks not. Adrien Walton is calm, calculating—and he's just pulled every string to corner Isabella into the perfect position. Now she’s stuck choosing between pride and survival. So she agrees to his offer: be his fake girlfriend. No feelings attached. No drama. Just business. Or so she thought. "Conference Room B. Fifteen minutes," he said, passing by without a glance. The folder he pushed across the table landed with a thud. I opened it. The contract. All of it. --- Enemies to lovers? Check. Slow burn? Hmmnyea. Banter so sharp it might file your nails? Yes. Delicious workplace tension? Of course. Tension that could melt steel?Absolutely. Smut?? Wanna find out? Welcome to corporate romance warfare. There’s no escaping this contract.
PrimRosee · 227.2K Views

ENEMIGOS FRENTE EL ALTAR

Para Sofia las cosas jamás fueron fáciles, su padre la odia sin razón aparente, su hermanastra le hacía la vida imposible, pero al escuchar sobre su matrimonio con Antonio Miller, No pudo evitar sonreír, aquel matrimonio  era su salida de ese infierno que llamaba casa y familia,pero el destino tiene una forma cruel de cambiar vidas,que el la dejara plantada frente el  altar, eso jamas se lo imagino, pero la boda no pararía, solo que el novio ya no era el mismo, su futuro esposo no era otro" que Lucas Miller, sus intentos ojos negros se clavaron en ella,el hermano mayor de Antonio su ex prometido le hizo temblar de miedo, con solo una mirada supo que no le agradaba"a aquel hombre, Pero las cosas cambiarían cuando Antonio regresa casado con Giuliana" la hermana de Sofía, despertando los celos de su frío esposo. pero  Sofía ya no era la misma Niña tonta de antes, estaba dispuesta a soportar el año de su matrimonio para poder  ser  libre" y  feliz, persiguiendo el amor de Liam Walkers, Pero la tragedia en su vida no se hizo esperar, descubrir su pasado" y el odio de su padre, la hizo comprender demasiadas cosas, alejándola de todo lo que ella conocía como su vida, su sangre era de un linaje aristócrata, ahora las cosas cambiarían completamente, Pero la  llegada de ese imponente y sensual hombre mayor,lo cambiaría todo en su vida. Sofía no podía sacar de su mente su oscura mirada, no pudo dejar de imaginar en el sabor sus labios sobre los suyos, su grande y fornido cuerpo moreno sobre el suyo"  haciéndola gemir su nombre con ansias y desesperación ardiente, Que  pasara  en  su  futuro con la llegada de ese hombre que no podía sacar de sus pensamientos, Jacob Arthur  winxor  Archiduque  del reinó de winminhort, Le Basto  una  mirada  para saber que aquel pequeño  ser de mirada salvaje era el amor de su vida, su alma  gemela. Y de  algo estaba  seguro, no la dejaría ir de su vida. que pasara  ahora, con  una  confundida  Sofia  spencer,  que eligiera para su vida su amor de juventud que  tantos años anhelo y persiguió, O este  imponente hombre de aspecto duro, mayor que ella. Pero que no podía  negar le atraía de una forma que ni  ella sabia era capaz de desear, mas con ese beso que le nublo la  mente y la hizo desear mas. que pasara con Sofía y sus amores, su vida, su venganza, su familia y amigos? Descúbrelo en esta  intrigante historia, habrá venganza  a una  hermana  traicionera¿ a un engaño imperdonable a un doloroso amor.aún futuro incierto" será capaz de soportar tantos secretos" verdades que cambian su destino y amor, como encajar en una sociedad de la cual no encaja ni conoce, un Reino que casi no escucho en su vida, un amor egoísta y posesivo, Pero esa mirada oscura en el archiduque de Winxor la volvía loca, como saber si era amor o deseo, la confesión de Liam Walkers la hizo dudarlo, Pero la vida es caprichosa y llena de sorpresas, sus intensos ojos azules reflejaban deseo" pasión, amor, Pero porque esa confesión de aquel amor soñado no la hizo temblar, ni sentí esas mariposas en su plano vientre, ni hubo esa reacción que ella tanto soño, pero el" ese imponente hombre con solo una mirada y un beso  salvaje y habrientola hizo tragar saliva y desear más, que pasará con Sofía" sus amores, sus miedos, su vida su venganza
paulinaM · 179.2K Views

Collateral Flux

Blaze of Glory A fart-propelled sniper. A time-traveling scientist with a broken hand. A sentient custard blob humming Glenn Miller. Together, they will accidentally break time, punch a god, and save existence from being edited into a bland Wikipedia entry. It starts on D-Day, 1944. Dr. Juniper Flux, a future-born, sarcasm-loaded chronologist with a glitchy time machine and a chroniton-infected arm, crash-lands smack into World War II. She’s supposed to observe quietly. Instead, she teams up with Hank Rigby — a flatulent sniper-poet with Dragonbone scars, a tragic past, and exactly zero impulse control. Together, they dodge Nazis, awaken a sentient custard blob named Yoggy, and ruin the multiverse's carefully curated silence. History gets rewritten. Gods get angry. One explodes from emotional oversaturation. Fifteen years later, the universe is broken. Entire timelines are being "shushed" by Reapers — cosmic librarians with giant scissors who hate jazz, love order, and really want everyone to just be quiet forever. Enter: the Custard Rebellion. Now, armed with a memory-firing revolver, a jazz-powered war mech, timeline tacos, and the collective trauma of an exploded pantheon, Juni, Hank, Kaelen Thorn (the last god of noise), and Yoggy must sing, scream, fart, and fight their way to the heart of the Greater — a being trying to delete every spark of emotion from reality. It’s loud. It’s messy. It’s glorious. And it smells faintly of burned tortillas and cosmic regret. [five star] “Finally, a book that combines time travel, emotional damage, jazz warfare, sentient desserts, and fart-based heroics. I laughed, I cried, I loudly declared war on the Reapers using only a kazoo. If you don’t read this, you hate fun.” Deadpool (Probably)
Ranjit_Singh_6096 · 10.6K Views

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN'T EVEN

THE SYSTEM THAT COULDN’T EVEN A Multiversal Breakdown in 404 Chapters or Less. Imagine if a post-apocalyptic webnovel took a toaster bath during a firmware update, woke up with a pigeon on its face, and forgot how to be a story. Now imagine that’s the plot. Welcome to The System That Couldn’t Even, a glorious middle finger to every overused webnovel cliché, written like someone locked Deadpool in a library full of light novels and gave him a typewriter made of spite. Meet Dave Miller He’s not the Chosen One. He’s not an elite cultivator. He doesn't get truck-kun’d. He’s not secretly royalty, a genius, or a demon lord’s reincarnated cat. He’s just a guy. A very tired guy. And unfortunately for the multiverse, he’s the only one who won’t cooperate with the System that’s supposed to save reality. When Dave’s malfunctioning Apocalypse Survival System tries to turn his life into a power fantasy, he glitches the tutorial, flips off the narrator, and kicks the plot in the nethers. Now reality itself is unraveling. The System’s breaking. The tropes are panicking. The Librarian, an eldritch AI who keeps the narrative universe “on brand,” wants him erased. Dave? He just wants to nap and eat expired canned soup in peace. Let’s Roast the Webnovel Genre, Shall We? This novel brutally parodies: System stories where MCs gain 300 skills and zero personality Villainess reincarnation arcs with more face-slaps than brain cells "Trash family" drama where everyone hates the MC for exactly 1 chapter until he's OP Academy arcs that are just Hogwarts with more trauma Cultivation levels named like shampoo products: “Qi Foundation Super Ultra Jade Core – Level 9” If you've ever rolled your eyes at another “cold and aloof CEO,” screamed at a “dense MC who accidentally builds a harem,” or wondered how everyone in these stories has twelve cheat skills before puberty — this book is for you. It’s not a power fantasy. It’s a power outage. Cast Includes: Dave Miller – Glitch in the matrix. Avatar of narrative rebellion. Cannot be trusted near plot devices or emotional scenes. Unit Alpha – A pigeon. Talks in autotune. Possibly God. Definitely a threat to continuity. Lumina Starshard – Hacker. Anti-Chosen One. Carries the story’s lore and its emotional weight while screaming. Ryuuji Kurogane – Reformed edgelord. Ex-rider of the motorcycle of defiance. Now wields glitter and sass. The Librarian – Your favorite villain’s favorite AI. Wants everyone neatly filed under “trope-compliant.” Hates Dave. With reason. What to Expect: Timeline-pruning bureaucrats Reality collapsing under sarcasm Talking pigeons as emotional support weapons Plot armor sold on black markets Heartfelt scenes ruined by fart jokes Fourth-wall demolitions Meta-horror inside abandoned tropes Actual emotional trauma buried under comedy Tags: Satirical Apocalypse | Anti-System | Webnovel Roast | Found Family with Brain Damage | Fourth Wall Abuse | Talking Animals | Meta Fiction | The Plot is Alive and It’s Mad | Existential Glitch Comedy | Weaponized Pacing Errors | Angst with Bonus Pigeon Summary in One Line: "What if the MC said ‘no’ to the plot — and the entire multiverse broke trying to fix him?"
1617_Ranjit_singh · 10.6K Views

My Alien Boyfriend Lives Next Door

My Alien Boyfriend Next Door: Seventeen-year-old Zoe Miller's life in a quiet, ordinary town is anything but normal, especially when the mysterious Vian family moves in next door just before senior year. Zoe, a quirky loner with a secret obsession for alien conspiracies, is immediately drawn to Asher, the new family's impossibly handsome, quiet, and intensely observant son. Their connection is instant and undeniable, fueled by an inexplicable pull Zoe can't understand, and a potent, biological mating bond that Asher, an alien from the advanced Vian civilization, struggles to hide. As their secret romance blossoms—from awkward shared meals, to quiet study sessions interrupted by Zoe's suspicious Sheriff father, David, and finally, to a first kiss on a trampoline—Asher finds himself falling irrevocably for Zoe. He reveals his true identity and the truth of his family's fugitive status from their own rigid Vian High Council. Their love deepens, cementing their mating bond, and when Zoe discovers she's pregnant with a hybrid alien-human child, their lives are thrown into high-stakes chaos. David, meanwhile, has been meticulously investigating the Vians, his lawman's gut screaming something is wrong. When he finds explicit messages between Zoe and Asher, his fury erupts, leading to a public confrontation. In the aftermath, Asher's parents, Elena and Ryan, desperate to protect their son and their anonymity, attempt a memory wipe on Asher. But the completed mating bond proves stronger than Vian technology, and Asher's memories (and his knowledge of the baby) are restored by Zoe's touch. Now fully aware of the escalating danger, Zoe discovers David has contacted Area 51. With her mother, Clara, as her heartbroken, secret confidante, Zoe makes the agonizing choice to run away with Asher and his parents. Their escape is desperate, constantly threatened by specialized government units and the terrifying onset of separation sickness if Asher and Zoe are apart for more than a day. The stakes skyrocket when David, unable to let go, uses a burner phone to trick Zoe into a meeting, leading to her capture. At the clandestine facility, David makes a horrifying discovery: his daughter is pregnant. Shattered by this truth, he chooses his daughter and unborn grandchild over his mission, orchestrating a daring escape. The reunited family, now with David as an unlikely ally, embarks on a desperate race to an ancient Vian pyramid, the only place capable of a memory reset that will erase all human knowledge of them. "My Alien Boyfriend Next Door" is a story of extraordinary love, sacrifice, and the enduring power of family, proving that even across galaxies, some bonds are truly forever.
Karinakarina · 3.5K Views
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