Bullshit Gif

[Author's note: This novel will contain EXPLICIT CONTENT] Three weeks since I died. Three weeks since I woke up in this body. Three weeks of pretending to be Julian Marino—the family disappointment. I stretched in my king-sized bed, staring at the ceiling of my penthouse. The old Julian lived in the family basement. But the old Julian didn't have a system that rewarded sin. [Good Morning, Host] [Daily Sin Quest Available] [Current Sin Points: 127] Not bad for three weeks of work. The morning sun hit different when you weren't worried about assassination attempts. Though in this family, that could change by lunch. My phone buzzed. Seventeen missed calls from Dad. The Don can wait. I've got coffee to drink. I rolled out of bed, catching my reflection in the floor-length mirror. The system's physical enhancement was subtle but effective—jawline sharper, muscles more defined, eyes that held danger instead of fear. "Looking good, Julian," I told myself. "Or should I say, looking better." The old Julian was soft. Weak. Spent his days reading manga and avoiding family business. Me? I spent ten years in black ops learning how to kill with a paperclip. Different worlds, same bullshit. [Morning Routine Complete] [Confidence +1]

**MATURE Themes, Language, & Content** “Wait, this has to be a joke... I’m expected to share a dorm room with a man? I was supposed to room with other women!” She screeched while holding the sides of her head. “A man?” The male eyed her up and down, “Did you think I was human?” “Of course, you’re human. Things like vampires, werewolves, demons, fairies, and such don’t exist. So, what else could you be other than a human being?! Don’t be preposterous!” “Last I checked, demons exist,” he coldly replied, looking offended. She snorted as she crossed her arms in disbelief, “What? You expect me to believe that? Yeah, right... Are you trying to tell me that you’re like a demon or something?”. “LIKE a demon? No, no... I AM a demon, and my name is Xinith,” he lowered his voice as he crossed the room toward her. She stepped back until her back was against the door, “That is utter bullshit. Now back up, you creep!” “No,” he said in a much lower tone, “not until you believe me. Do you want proof? Then say that magic word you humans like to use so much to find us.” One of her hands was reaching into her back pocket, where she kept a small pepper spray bottle. He noticed her hand and gripped her wrist tightly, enough that he overpowered her and pinned not just one, but both of her wrists overtop her head. “You shouldn’t have done that, little one,” he growled, his face nearing hers. The room suddenly felt like it was closing in on her. Her heart was racing, and it felt like it was in a pinball machine, causing physical pain in her chest. Her lungs felt like they were drowning, and her eyesight kept fading in and out. She immediately tried thrashing herself around but to no avail. She was having a panic attack, and he was the cause of it. --- Alex was ready to start the next chapter of her life: College! Little did she know that the administration would mistake her for being a male student and place her in the men’s dorm because of her name. She gets stuck with the single suite that has only one bedroom but two beds! Even worse, she finds out that her dormmate is a demon?! What would happen if the two had a budding romance? Is her demon dormmate just using his powers to lure her in, or is she feeling something real? Only time will tell...

[WARNING: SEXUAL VIOLENCE: RAPE, TORTURE, MURDER] Male MC| No-Harem| No Yuri| No Yaoi| No NTR ____________________ ____________________ “…Pathetic.” “Look at you. Crawling. Bleeding. Powerless.” “Same damn excuses, just like back then.” “Still so ready to give up.” “Those bullshit feelings made you weak.” “Have you forgotten your vow?” “The promise you swore in blood.” “If you're really him... then stand.” “Show them who you are.” “Rise—” “Let the darkness in once again.” --- In the quiet town of Velhart, Kael is mocked as the weakest adventurer. No one suspects the truth. Behind tired eyes and a dull smile lies a man with a past soaked in blood — a nightmare no one could survive and stay sane. An assassin who walked through hell itself. Now, he hides behind a smile in a town that scorns him. But he hasn’t changed completely. He still remembers. He still hunts. And in the silence, evil men still die. These days, he only seeks peace… and maybe, one day, love. But fate wasn't so kind. Forced into an arranged marriage with Seraphina, the cold and commanding Captain of the Knight Order, Kael expected nothing — and got even less. She despised him. Saw him as worthless. But her hatred… didn’t break him. It changed him. Not with kindness. Not with warmth. But through her rejection, her silence, her presence — she unknowingly gave him a reason to stay. After their marriage, he barely spoke. Silent. Distant. But now… he enjoys pushing her buttons. Teasing her with lazy smiles and harmless jests. Never realizing when the lines between amusement and affection began to blur. And for the first time in his life… Kael wanted something more. A peaceful life. A family. A future without blades. But peace doesn’t mean mercy. Not for people like him. Because the world never forgets monsters. But when Seraphina finally uncovers the truth — when she realizes the man she vowed to arrest is the same one she’s come to care for — what will she choose? Her unshakable duty… Or the husband she was never meant to love? And when swords are drawn and the final truth is laid bare — will love be enough to bridge the chasm between an assassin’s sins and a knight’s sacred oath? Now, as shadows stir and blood calls to blood, the past claws its way back from the grave. The man he tried to leave behind — the legend spoken only in fear — is awakening once again. Because the darkness never lets go. --- A/N: Don’t expect everything right away. This is a slow build — Volume 01 will be a mix of their complex relationship and a good number of fights. Assassination? Obviously. If you're patient, the fall… and the rise… will be worth it. The story takes place three years after their marriage. I also want to make it clear that MC isn't overpowered yet. He's strong, but there are still many characters who are stronger than him. It will take time before he truly becomes overpowered. Also, your feedback means a lot as this is my first book. It tells me someone’s actually reading. And that alone keeps me going. So please, don’t hold back—leave a comment and share your thoughts. Thank you. ____________________ ____________________ Update Schedule: Every Week 11:00 PM GMT (+6) (Saturday) 01:00 AM GMT (+8) (Sunday) Per Chapter Length: 1300-6000 words.

'My life is boring.' Cole thought when he was 14 years old. He thinks that there's nothing special about him or his life. And he thought that the only reason he was alive is because he was not dead yet. But then, at the age of 16, Cole developed a hobby. And that's reading novels. When he's reading, he feels emotions he normally wouldn't feel! Cole feels like he's been brought into a different world! And reading novels made him forget about the boredom he's feeling! So he really enjoyed and liked novels! To the point that he even started making one! Yes, Cole became a novel author and his works were seen and read by many people around the world! And seeing people talking about his work and supporting him made Cole enjoy writing too! But after reading and writing novels again and again... for a long time. Cole started to feel less excitement and thrill in doing them... Nevertheless, he didn't stop. Cole feels like he would be bored to death if he stop, so he just continued. Ting-! "Huh?" Then one day, while Cole was reading through the comments of his novel. He received a mail... The sender was anonymous and the content of it didn't make sense to him. "My work had been chosen...?" "They will grant my wish?" "What kind of bullshit is this?" So Cole didn't pay attention to the mail. ... "Eh?" Though, he suddenly woke up in a different body and a different world! Cole was sent inside his novel! And he became Raven Obadiah...? Who's that? The protagonist? No. The villain? No. One of the major characters? No. I don't know who the fuck Raven is too! Cole doesn't know him too! In short, he's just a fucking extra with no importance in the novel! But there's something weird about Raven's life that Cole doesn't know... And Cole, receiving a chance to have a life he could only dream of in the past... "Hiding strength?" "Staying an extra?" "Letting the main characters handle everything?" "Those sounds boring as fuck!" Cole, or should I say, Raven—decided to live a life full of excitement! He will do whatever he wants, and he wouldn't let anyone stop him!

Kamakura Metropolitan University practically worships its resident bad‑boy brood: Akuma Takashi and his hand‑picked trio—Tomo Aizawa, Reiho Tsukishima, Itsuki Moriyama, and Takumi Kisaragi. Handsome, untouchable, and forever bored, they survive on one intoxicating pastime: reckless bets. The whole campus swoons over them, yet something about the quartet feels… off—too polished, too predatory, almost supernatural. It’s a sun‑soaked Thursday when trouble finds them. Akuma lounges in the cafeteria, annotation pen hovering over a battered paperback, when Tomo drops into the seat opposite, eyes gleaming. “Bro,” he drawls, “bet you can’t make the very next person through that door fall hopelessly in love with you.” The glass doors hiss. In walks Kaito Ishikawa—hood up, earbuds in, radiating I‑dare‑you apathy. Once upon a freshman year, he was Reiho’s favorite target; lockers, insults, sucker punches—Kaito endured them all with a single bored blink and a muttered expletive. Reiho flinches at the memory. “Bad call, Tomo. The guy’s got ice water for blood and a tongue like barbed wire.” Itsuki arches a brow; Takumi gives a low whistle. Tomo just smirks wider. Akuma snaps his book shut, eyes tracking Kaito’s deliberate stride. A lazy, dangerous smile curls across his lips. “Challenge accepted,” he murmurs— and in that heartbeat, the game is on. Akuma Takashi is the very definition of breathtaking. With white marble hair that dances with the wind and ocean-blue eyes that could drown you without warning, he’s the kind of beauty that makes people stop mid-step—and girls quite literally beg for his attention. He’s tall—like, stupidly tall—standing at a striking 180 cm, and he knows how to use every inch of it. And then there’s Kaito Ishikawa—just 165 cm of pure, concentrated menace. A short, sharp-tempered little villain, armed with jet-black hair, deep brown eyes, and zero tolerance for bullshit. He’s either buried in a book or glued to his phone, rarely acknowledges class, and yet… he’s always topping the academic charts. How? No one knows. Why? No one dares to ask. Frankly, no one cares—because Kaito doesn’t give a single damn about being understood. He’s chaos in a quiet package. And Akuma? He might be the only one insane enough to unwrap it.

***This is BOOK 2 under the FAKE DATING SERIES*** ____________________ COPYRIGHT NOTICE: All Rights Reserved. No portion of this publication may be reproduced, copied, stored, transmitted, adapted, translated, or distributed in any form or by any means, including but not limited to electronic, digital, or online media, without the prior written consent of the author. Unauthorized use, duplication, or dissemination of any part of this work will constitute a violation of copyright law and may result in legal action. _____________________ Shanaya Thakur had a plan! A neatly color-coded, perfectly curated, bullet-journal-approved kind of plan. The kind of plan with checkboxes, motivational quotes scribbled in the margins, and an unhealthy number of post-its. She was going to become Mumbai’s best, boldest, badass lawyer, land a coveted job at the ridiculously prestigious BR Advocates — a firm so elite it practically air-kissed lesser mortals — and slowly take over the world, one perfectly argued case at a time. Shanaya wasn’t just ambitious. She was capital-A Ambitious. And maybe a little dramatic, excessively sarcastic, and allergic to bullshit. So naturally, when she nailed every single requirement BR Advocates asked for — top of her class? Check. Ruthless work ethic? Double check. A sharp tongue capable of verbally decimating anyone who doubted her? Triple, sparkly check — she figured the job was practically hers. Until the firm pulled a surprise. A New hiring rule: Only experienced, married applicants will be considered. Married? As in, spouse? Legal binding married? She blinked. Holy crap! And sure, Shanaya might have aggressively whispered ‘burn it all down’ under her breath in the middle of HR’s lobby. And yes, she might have chucked a high heel at her vision board. But desperation breeds creativity. And Shanaya Thakur? She was nothing if not dangerously creative when backed into a corner. Which is how the idea was born. Find a husband! Any husband! In two weeks. Which brings us to Yuvaan Grewal: Six-foot-something of maddening calm, devastating looks, and a talent for making tailored suits look illegal. President of Sauvé, one of India’s most successful product companies, Yuvaan is brilliant, emotionally detached, and permanently single — by choice. A choice his mother hates. After dodging fifty arranged proposals, eighty dates, and roughly a hundred aunties armed with lovely girls from nice families, Yuvaan’s perfected the art of politely refusing romance and staying unmarried. Until one scandal, a series of hilariously unfortunate coincidences, and one very desperate law graduate with excellent cheekbones land them both in a situation neither of them asked for: A fake marriage. It’s supposed to be simple. A business arrangement. A temporary fix. But with Shanaya’s sharp mouth, Yuvaan’s smoldering glares, and a growing list of almost-kisses they both pretend not to remember — things are about to get complicated. Because what happens when the one person you swear you can’t stand starts feeling alarmingly like home? And Love ? That was never part of the plan. But then again… when is it ever? _____________________ DISCLAIMER: The book contains mature content, so please read under the parental guidance. Also, the cover illustration belongs to original creator. NOT me. The cover page was modified using online tools. The story is slow burn, so please bear with the plot. ______________________

It is the dream of the average anime enjoyer to get hit by a truck and get sent to another world. Nathaniel (no last name) a young man with a hardly exciting life finds himself being given the opportunity to go to another world thanks to a "generous god" that gave him some boons to help him enjoy this new world of he will be going to. He gets to this new world but finds himself taking over the body of a dead prince that was thrown in to a river, deciding to ignore the reason why a prince was killed, he decides to live his own life separating himself from the prince and whatever drama the prince was involved in but can one truly be certain of their identity when they have memories of two separate lives? One of an abused child trapped in a family that hates him and one of a bored and lonely modern man with no prospects of anything in his life. ...... Things to expect from this book Harem? Yes ( 3 women, no more no less) Character growth? Yes? (Will try my best) Epic fights scenes? Absolutely (as a shounen fan, action and fights scenes are my favorite things so I can promise you won't be disappointed) Romance and relationship building with the Harem members instead of the typical bullshit? Yes. The Mc will actively pursue the women his likes and they won't just fall for him just because he's nice. This book is 20 chapters ahead on patreon, so if you want to support me then feel free to do so. www .patreon. com/YoungmasterDio Of course no spaces this will be crossposted on scribblehub and Wattpad

Alex was considered unfortunate the day her father died from cancer and the day her mother spent all the family's money on drugs she used to cope with the loss of her husband. When Alex turned fourteen her mother traded her for drugs and was the last time that she was going to take her bullshit. She found a teacher and got strong enough to defend herself, but what happens when she finds Tanjiro, (The mafia boss that many people fear and many hate) in an alley injured? "If your name is Tanjiro, how are you the mafia boss?" "My older bother passed away when I was thirteen." "Oh...sorry." "did you lose anyone?" "Yup, Mother to drugs and Father to cancer." "....." ⚠⚠WARNING⚠⚠ THIS BOOK WILL HAVE BLOOD, AND MAYBE RAPE AND MIGHT BE DISTURBING FOR SOME READERS PLEASE READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[BL— Warning: Adult content 18+. Extreme Smut every 20 - 30 chapters] "You," Augustine began, his voice firm and direct. "I'm making you an offer: we get married, immediately. This isn't a request, it's a demand." Augustine's uttered with a piercing gaze. Charles scoffed. “What type of bullshit is that?” He fired back. *** Augustine Wales is a cold CEO who is known as the most successful and influential business man in Country H. His name alone commanded respect, his steely gaze and cold demeanor strike fear into even the most hardened of hearts. He was a man of few words, each syllable weighted with the power of his position. On the eve of Augustine Wales 29th birthday, he received an unexpected call from his family, their demands clear and uncompromising: find a spouse, or forfeit your stake in the family's vast wealth and influence. In that very moment after receiving the phone call, the gaze of Augustine fell upon a young man named Charles Donald and without thinking twice, Augustine immediately made a proposal to Charles, but was met with a swift rejection. Augustine's proposal was rooted in desperation but little did he know that fate was drawing him toward a future he never could have predicted. "What will happen when Augustine Wales, the powerful CEO, finds himself unexpectedly falling for Charles Donald, a humble cleaner in his office?" "When Charles' deadly secrets rise to the surface, will their fragile bond shatter, or will their love prove strong enough to weather the storm?"

In the age when Earth shattered its limits and soared into the heavens, when stars became stepping stones and galaxies were no longer unreachable, There are things in the universe that should never be found. The Void Record is one of them. Living his entire life below the middle class, Xiao never expected anything better. But even then, he never imagined he would be chosen by the Void Record—a mysterious artifact with unfathomable abilities. An artifact that comes with its own uses and consequences. As Xiao continues to grow stronger, he becomes more empty, indifferent, and emotionally detached. Yet he clings desperately to his humanity, believing in his own heart and the connections he has made throughout his life. He holds onto a belief: to become the strongest and attain liberation. To protect his family and those he cares about. To enjoy life. To never be crushed like a bug, a pawn, plaything for The powerful and to get rid of his status as an insect. in a universe where power is the untimate Victor alien civilizations plot across dimensions, and ancient horrors whisper from beyond. The stars are not safe. The universe is not kind. And power never comes without a price. For that, he is willing to pay any price. So Xiao has to be extremely careful to not be targeted by greedy eyes and begin his journey on the way to become strongest. Join Discord: https://discord.gg/jWp3gDPD Disclaimer: This novel has some yandere female character's i am a new author so don't expect any thing high or quality wiring from this story as English is not my first language so there will be many grammar mistake. i just have desire to write a story so i wrote one. Go check out my Patreon:patreon.com/LongYuan or Or just go into the site and search for my author name Long yuan So, go and support me if you can. Warnings: No harem collecting bullshit. And no yuri.

1 billion years after the end of the Blood War, all of creation was at peace, that was until a strange man suddenly woke up within the body of a weakling in the deepest depths of the worst world, in the worst section of the worst multiverse in the worst megaverse or something yada yada yada. Random bullshit go!!! This is a system story too btw.

In a world governed by glowing portals, procedurally generated dungeons, and a System that tracks everything from combat stats to embarrassing titles, Dante Steelblade a brave but brainless teen with dreams of glory charges headfirst into destiny armed with little more than a splintered broomstick and wildly misplaced confidence. By his side is Pickle Peter, his fabulous, magically-inclined best friend who fights in enchanted unicorn apparel, casts weaponized glitter spells, and just wants to survive long enough to find a boyfriend and upgrade his wardrobe. Together, this unlikely duo dives into the Dungeon of Distant Moaning, hoping to prove their worth, get rich, and avoid dying in horribly stupid ways. Between glitter-fueled boss fights, cursed footwear, undead fashionistas, and a System that seems more sarcastic than helpful, Dante and Peter will level up, screw up, and stumble into danger over and over again—all while redefining what it means to be heroes in a world that’s about 60% magic, 20% loot, and 100% bullshit.

They sent me to Haeven’s End – a decaying shithole town choked by permanent Fog – to find out why five government investigators vanished. Should’ve been simple. Uncover the rot beneath the surface, write the exposé, collect my paycheck. Fuck the countryside. Fuck the Fog that tastes like static and moves wrong. Fuck the locals with their rehearsed lies and eyes that slide away like oil. But this town… it’s got teeth buried deep. That Fog ain’t weather. It’s hungry. The church with its spire like a stone knife? Murals that itch behind your eyes? And the silence… Christ, the silence weighs more than the mist. They told me the investigators finished their work and left. Bullshit. Something ancient sleeps here, wrapped in grey. Something that watches. Now the static’s in my blood. The whispers make sense. And the Fog? It knows my name. Truth’s my trade, but some truths crack your world open and let the dark pour in. Finding out why they vanished might cost more than my story. It might cost what’s left of me. Welcome to Haeven’s End. Don’t stay after curfew.

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

Transmigrated into a novel she dropped was never on Qi Jianyi’s bucket list. She could still remember how she deleted the novel on her phone after reading the first 30 chapters of the book.  “A book full of bullshit.” She cursed before going to sleep.  Never in a million years would she have thought that one day, she would be pulled into a novel she hated. All Qi Jianyi could think of was trying to look for a way home while ignoring the plot of the novel.  But where does she start? No, does she really have the time to think about it after the appearance of an annoying man who keeps pestering her?  Qi Jianyi could not forget her first impression of that man. He was as cold as ice, but had a fiery temperament. Those beautiful eyes of his had once captured Qi Jianyi’s attention.  But the young miss of the Qi family was too busy looking for a way home. How could she have the time and energy to care about a certain young master?  However, Song Chengfeng would not stop appearing before her. He didn’t know why either. For the first time in his entire life, his mind and body were not in sync.  “Why bother with her?” He whispered coldly, yet his legs already walked towards the woman who was enjoying her life.  “Because I love you, Qi Jianyi! I didn’t even know I was capable of feeling this way, but I do. I love you! I love you so much that the thought of losing you terrifies me. It suffocates me. And yet… you’re not even mine.” - Song Chengfeng "Loving me only ruins you. So stop!" - Qi Jianyi

Whoever said “you only live once” seriously deserves to be slapped… with a chair. Because that’s absolute bullshit. I would know—I died, after all. And instead of the eternal rest I was hoping for, I got yeeted into a fantasy world packed with oddball characters and multiple pantheons co-existing like it’s some cosmic sitcom. Oh, and did I mention I was handed a never-before-recorded bloodline and a Revered Gear… in the form of a scythe? Yeah. This sucks. Seriously, how is a lesbian, fallen angel vampire supposed to survive in a world that either wants to kill me… or sleep with me? My name’s Poppy. Read my misadventures as I stumble through different worlds, just trying to survive. **** Updates will be on Wednesday, Saturdays, and Sundays till further notice

Growing up Nathaniel never believed in God nor the supernatural but science which is in his opinion the only reliable thing that one can lean on because ''Science doesn't lie'' it can explain everything so after getting into a argument with one of his friends who loves the supernatural he decided to conduct several rituals and create his own while applying to become a moon colonizer just to spite them and prove all that spirituality bullshit is fake. . You don't need to read chapter 0 it's just there for those you like piecing hidden lore together. . This novel will most likely be a slow burner running at least 1,000 chapters because that's how many I have planned give or take with a maybe side story that has the lore of the world in it once this reaches chapter 100 and the fate's of well you know who will be revealed.

This is bullshit story a clock. I'm shitposting funny shit here.

Kai's life sucks. Born with meridians like a cracked teacup, he can't hold Qi and is the laughingstock of his cultivation clan. After his jealous "best friend" frames him and has him dumped in a monster-infested forest to die, Kai hits rock bottom – bruised, broken, and literally beast-chow. Enter the System. Just when Kai curses his fate, a shimmering blue screen pops up: "The Absolute Bullshit Cultivator System Activated!" Its name is ridiculous, its attitude sarcastic ("Peak Level Trash" status, really?), but its gifts? Instant. A healing elixir patches him up. A movement technique downloads straight into his brain. Powerful pills flood his dantian with more Qi than he's ever felt. Suddenly OP? Kinda. Kai isn't a god... yet. But dodging a charging Razorback Boar with impossible, lightning-crab speed? Check. Leading spirit beasts on frustrating chases while laughing like a maniac? Check. This "bullshit" system just turned the world's biggest loser into its luckiest cheat code. His mission now? Survive the woods. Get stronger. Unlock more absurd system perks. And absolutely wreck the faces of everyone who threw him away. With a sarcastic AI in his head and the universe's cheat codes at his fingertips, Kai's path to becoming stupidly overpowered begins with one simple step: running away really, really fast. And maybe embracing the absolute bullshit. The path to OP starts here. Get ready for face-slapping, fast progression, and a system that thinks it's hilarious.

This Story follows Nathan Sheppard former billionaire businessman extraordinaire turned magical shadow wielding Rogue. Follow along as he lies, fights and cheats his way to the top of the new social Ladder built on power, nepotism and bullshit bloodlines introduced to him by his bestest friend the Akashic Record after it devoured his universe. Akashic Record: I regret swallowing his Universe.. He scares me at times... Nathan: *twirling silver dagger dangerously close to a tied up werewolves crotch* So as I was saying can you please tell Kashi I'd really appreciate it if he could speed up his search for the next universe. I'm getting bored.. *key in the world itself trembling*

"I have trash talent? Really? Then I'll just have to procrastinate my low talent!" "Hm? I've died and I have to reincarnate? I'll do it later!" "I'll just procrastinate everything!" Watch as Fang Ling lazes his way through literally everything, even his suffering! That's right! "Suffering? I'll just procrastinate it, preferably until death—yeah, that's the whole idea." "I've offended a divine being? What do you expect me to do? Fight him? Nah, I'll just meet him later... or better yet, never..." ———————————————————————————————————————— With this cheat code, watch how Fang Ling rises to greatness and glory—and then proceeds to procrastinate his greatness and glory! Read now! ———————————————————————————————————————— What to expect: -Pure Mind Candy: Absolutely no filler scenes or anything, prepare for dopamine hits on every single chapter. -A lazy and inconsiderate protagonist: Imagine reading a novel where the mc sacrifices his life for every single thing, infuriating, right? Well you won't find that in this novel. -FAST PACED AS FUCK: Adding onto the Pure Mind Candy, watch how within 5 chapters, you'll go from a mortal fatty fighting for his life, to seven immortal buddhas declaring him king. -Gary Stu MC: How can you have Pure Mind Candy if your protagonist's name isn't Gary Stu? Impossible, right!? -Comedy so boisterous and brazen that even the heavens would bow their heads in anger: Prepare to be... enlightened. -NO BULLSHIT: Fuck a side character's side story!!! -Ascending to the realm of brain death: Maybe. ———————————————————————————————————————— What NOT to expect: -Romance or Harem: Fuck no! -Emotional scenes: Pure action baby! -Shitty power-scale: Fuck a universe then call a celestial your baby, there is no boulder-splitting martial arts here, only galaxy snorting cultivation techniques!!! ———————————————————————————————————————— TL;DR: READ THIS SHIT RIGHTTTT NOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!... Or procrastinate it...

START Select difficulty: hard "its a visual novel game it shouldn't be that hard right" how i regret those words, this game is so unfair how can i kill the demon king which one spell took down all the heros party, you know what i give up screw this bullshit make it seem fair atleast, i Couldn't even get to the ending scene of the date

“I want a divorce “, Anna stated , her voice calm ,yet powerful as she glared at Andy . “Divorce ?” Andy scoffed. “You must be kidding “. But Anna’s face was dead serious . “Yes, Andy . I’m tired of your bullshit and I cannot continue living under the same roof with you and your mistress “, she hissed . “Come on Anna “, he laughed . “You can’t live without me . We all know that “, he boasted . “Alright “,Anna smirked. “Watch me then dear husband ,I can live without you “. To Andy’s surprise, Anna took of her ring and threw it on the table. With that she lifted her luggage in one hand ,held Adrian on the other and walked out of the door .”You shall hear from my lawyer “. --------------- Scorned by her husband, Andy Roberts for her over weight and her dependence on her marriage , Anna vowed to become someone irresistible ,thought she wouldn’t give up on her marriage . Until Andy brings home his billionaire widow mistress Penelope into their matrimonial home. Anna took a bold step that surprised everyone. She filed for a divorce and walked away with her son into a world she’s never been in . But Anna is determined, she worked hard and luck shone on her , she became an irresistible star . But love came knocking again even as Anna built a wall around her heart . Please do not copy . I detest plagiarism This is my hard work .

Xia Lihua was born with a beautiful voice. A voice as sweet as hers was hard to find. She used to be her cousin sister's shadow singer. Her family exiled her to the United States when she was set up by her cousin sister and stepsister. She returned to her own country after completing high school in America only to discover her father had given orders for some guys to murder her. After narrowly escaping death, she was saved by a friend who rushed her to the hospital and with the help of a genius hacker she was able to eventually escape from the country, hiding in Milan for two years. Except for her grandfather who doted on her, the rest of the Xia family assumed that she was dead. After three years, she returned, stronger than ever, to face-slap the scumbags and exact retribution. She is now the nation's sister- a top idol and a movie queen. She is also known as the Ice Empress in business world! People called her the Nightingale because of her melodic voice, little did she know that she will be become the night songstress of the man whom she hated the most. She didn't know that she was the reason why the demon king couldn't sleep at night. All he could think about from morning till dusk was her. He could wreck devastation on earth for her, and this time he would do anything to keep her. The devil bigshot has made up his mind and is chasing her! Netizens: Is Emperor Yang pursuing you, sister Hua? Xia Lihua: No! He is just my ex-fiancé and a die-hard fan. Emperor Yang: What ex-fiancé? Bullshit! Tell them that you are my wife, little bird. Author note: The author is not Chinese and this is her own story. THIS IS NOT A TRANSLATION. [ Update: Cover art by- @dixerqua ;) (DO NOT STEAL!!!) ]

No Bullshit, Direct Remedy

I am Lucius Dehaviell. I am a Celebrity Criminal. How? Well, I'm an Arms Dealer. And because I'm the son of a famous Satanist Priest. Therefore I am apparently the Anti-Christ. Enjoy my life story of how I hopefully take over my city. Or at least get these Satanists to leave me alone. I dunno, it feels like my life is doing that criminal thing where it's spiraling out of control.

Semua orang punya impian, semua orang ingin berpindah ke dunia lain demi menjadi manusia lebih baik, super kuat, raja harem atau dapat system bullshit yang terlalu overpowered . Irsan si pria tanpa harapan menatap masa depan, dia bertanya pada dirinya kapan gilirannya berisekai. Karena putus asa ingin berisekai dia mencoba beberapa hal, menabrakan diri ke traktor pelan, loncat dari gedung tinggi berakhir di kolam berenang 100 meter kedalaman, membuat symbol lingkaran aneh dengan darah, menunjuk gadis cantik sebagai dewi dan memaksanya untuk mentransmigrasikan dia, membaca novel tanpa istirahat berharap mati dan masuk ke dalam novel, sengaja menyiram pc yang sedang menjalankan game agar dia tersetrum dan masuk ke dunia game, berteriak tengah malam meminta alien menculiknya, semua metode memasuki dunia lain yang dia ketahui sudah dia lakukan, hasilnya hanya kegagalan, dan pada akhirnya dia berbaring di rumah sakit, BPJS menjadi penyelamatanya setiap saat, 10 tahun mencoba, dia akhirnya menyerah dan menjalani hidup normal, di usia 24 dia menganggur dan menjadi neet yang hina. Di bawah penghinaan dia menjalani hidup dengan hati terluka. Ketika malam tiba, doa yang selalu dia panjatkan akhirnya dikabulkan. Seorang wanita membawanya ke dunia baru. Dengan semangat membara untuk menjadi kuat, dia pergi bersama wanita itu. PS : Saya menggunakan nama orang dalam bahasa china, dan menggunakan bahasa inggris untuk menemai tempat, organisasi, atau benda mati lainya. hasilnya akan sangat mirip dengan novel terjemahan. tapi tenang ini bukan tiruan, ini murni hasil saya sendiri.

I never believe in the so called "LIFE AFTER DEATH" bullshit everyone preaching, giving people false hopes that they may live a better life after the bad fate they were living today. But here I am hoping there really is such a thing or at least I wish I could really believe in it, "the Life after death or in reincarnation" or whatever it is that may give me even a little kind of comfort at this moment. It was really a scary thing to watch your self die slowly disintegrating into nothingness, the bright lights surrounding me as my limbs turning into dust and slowly fading, I can't feel pain anymore as my mind started to feel numb. Ha! In every thing that I want to do I always fail, why am I so unlucky? I just want to live a free life is it so bad to ask for?! Now even this shity port is failing to do it's job? Im fucked! When did all of this start? Ahhh... yeah it was the year 2012 when people claim the world will end! That is when all of this never-ending calamity started. I guess the world really did ended that year...