Pilow Humping

Chadwick A. Sehole is the hottest commodity at Brightwater Academy. Every girl—from muscle-bound Seraphina to pop idol Kandi and Instagram queen Mila—is desperate to win his heart. But there’s one small hitch: Chad is hopelessly in love with Alixia—his AI anime waifu and queen of his dreams, who just so happens to be a sentient pillow. When Seraphina, Mila, and Kandi hatch a plan to kidnap Alixia in a bid to steal Chad’s affection, they trigger a whirlwind of absurdity: a sassy, combat-ready pillow; a naked chase through the streets; and a logic-defying demonic showdown. Add in Aiden Finn—Chad’s Cheeto-dusted, cat-food-munching best friend—and you’ve got a recipe for disaster... or comedy gold. Can the girls win over Chad, or will Alixia’s plushy powers keep his heart forever loyal? Expect: – A demonic talking pillow with attitude – A feral dog humping everything in sight – A fanfic-obsessed nerd girl flaming haters while clinging to her own husbando pillow And just to spice things up, Chad’s Cheeto-dusted bestie Aiden Finn and a randy farm girl named Autumn are always nearby to stir the pot. Every page is a cringe-fest of awkward, unfiltered laughs—packed with lewd jokes, absurd scenarios, and anime-inspired insanity. A book that’ll have you thinking non-stop, “WTF am I reading?!” Warning: Packed with mature, suggestive humor and gloriously wrong antics. Grab this unhinged, plushy-powered saga now and grip the raunchiest love story ever printed! Volume 1 of “Waifu.exe Has Stopped Responding” is fully uploaded here, while Volumes 2 (and soon 3) are available to buy exclusively on Amazon and Google Books. https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FDGKY14P?crid=3B51SQEOCN10Z

Cousins to lovers, memorable holidays to strings attached stolen moments! Don't jump to conclusion yet, but you can hump in if taboo sex isn't sour to your eyes. A forbidden romance you can't unread, but reread! *** "You see, it would have been better if we aren't related, I mean, we ... could have easily...." He threw a glance at me "I don't think I will fight this anymore" "Fight what?" I asked dumbly, knowing exactly what he was talking about. He came to me and I didn't move away this time, he closed the space between us as my back was still pressed against the wall, his hand cupped my face and he planted a kiss on my lips. "This... whatever it is between us," he whispered and deepened the kiss... Strictly 18+ If that's your thing, dive in!

“The course of true love never did run smooth.” – William Shakespeare. The journey of love is never as smooth as silk. There are difficulties, ups and downs, bumps and humps.  Like most of the love stories, Mo Yichan and Yang Ning’s love story wasn’t smooth or easy. Initially it was difficult and rocky.  The CEO of Yang corporation, Yang Ning was a successful businesswoman. Growing up with unsupportive and unruly parents, Yang Ning was accustomed to being treated unfairly and poorly. The only person that she count on was her grandfather. The CEO of Mo corporation, Mo Yichan who was also known as the ‘ Devil CEO’ was one of the most successful businessmen. Losing his father at a very young age and his mother leaving him alone for some other man, Yichan grew up with his grandfather.  Being business rivals, Mo Yichan and Yang Ning hated each other.  What do you think will happen when these two cold and aloof people are forced to get married and live under the same roof by their grandparents?  Did they hate each other only because they were business rivals? Or did something happen in the past which forced them to seal their hearts and hate each other to the fullest?  Will the love between them ever be able to overpower the hatred that they have for each other?  ***** “ Hahahahaha look at you both fighting like a husband and wife.” Mr Hunshou said. Yichan smirked and said,” If you were my wife, I would add poison in your coffee.” Ning smiled and said,” And if you were my husband, I would drink it.” **** Few months later. In a charity auction. “ Hundred million.” Ning said. “ Two hundred million.” Yichan said before grinning at his wife. “ Three hundred million.” Ning said. “ Four hundred million.” Yichan said. “ Five hundred million.” Ning before leaning towards her husband,” If you let me win, I’ll be on top for a whole week.” Yichan raised his board and said,” Seven million.”  “ You-“ “ For two weeks.” Yichan said. Ning frowned and said,” Fine.” Before raising her board,” Seven hundred and one million.” *********** Follow me on Instagram: author_sofia05 Join my server: https://discord.gg/th8TmZr Send me a Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/sofia05 [P.S:The cover isn’t mine. :)]

TAP TO RATE****** SYNOPSIS ; ‘No matter what if you truly love someone, listen to your heart and never let them go….. ‘The course of true love never did run smoothly…. William Shakespeare. There are always difficulties, ups and downs, bumps and humps in the course of love as it never runs smoothly without tears, joy in it. Like most love stories, Not all who are in love ends up with their perfect match. Love is an unbreakable feeling rather between lovers. it never dies some say. Only real love endures the test of time————————————————- Viona a naive girl who fell in the hands of a ruthless tyrant billionaire because her father killed his family. As a plan for revenge took her hostage. Niklaus, THE CEO OF EMINENCE, a very cold ruthless tyrant king who got everything he wants but the only thing he wanted was to seek revenge for the death of his family even if it means killing the ones he loves. # EXCEPTS# VIONA’S QUOTES# I love you Nik! # NIKLAUS QUOTES # I hate you, only your presence disgust me————————————————— Watch out what happens when Niklaus finds out the whole truth about his identity and if he will be able to reciprocate viona’s feelings for him or not and about Viona’s dark secrets……FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE RUTHLESS MURDERER…...Creation is hard, cheer me up! VOTE for me!!!!!

"You don't know me. Love isn't a casual word you throw at someone you just met." "I love you Missy Collins." he said for the second time around. "Oh we have met. You just chose to forget me." ~~~~~~ My name is Melissa Collins, but everyone just calls me by my nickname 'Missy'. Ever body thinks I am just your normal teenager who goes to parties and have sex with whichever random guy who humps his manliness towards me. But they don't know who I really am. In fact, I don't even go to parties nor have sex at all. My life is a perfect contrast to what people think and that is because... I'm a good liar. ~~~~~~ Missy Collins is one big liar. One day, she meets a boy who sees through all her lies and things get sparkly between the two. On her 16th birthday, she discovers that she was a descendant of a very powerful gypsy clan (which explains all the moving around!) and that she had the power to reverse events with only words from her mouth. Such a powerful thing for a cynical and manipulative girl like Missy Collins! But what if her powers weren't just a random thing to inherit at all? What if the honest bloke she had an interest on wasn't that much honest at all? Would Missy still try to live her fake life or would she delve into the deeper truths of her origin? Things aren't what they are in Missy Collin's little university.

When Time and Space collapsed, the Budget Back-Up System, Ouros, had to create a simplified version of [ FATE ] to pick up all the pieces. Now, if only the system’s useless host actually did what he was supposed to instead of trying to hump his fated pair, that would be really nice. A dog-like male lead who really wants to hump the main character’s leg in every world. And maybe capture his heart too. A cold exterior main character who is trying his best to live his life, but the male lead makes it difficult. Seriously, can this be any more of a mess? Ouros doesn’t think so, but it has to do its best anyways. The fate of fate itself depends on this convoluted plot point. ----- "…" Mo Yinan scrunches his face in clear disapproval. "Are you saying…you're a murderer?" Liu Lianyu peeks out of his heavy eyelid. A smirk. "No." "Okay, I know you don't really trust me, but I swear I'm not a serial killer so it's fine right?" A snort escapes his lips and Liu Lianyu rolls his eyes, "Your logic is flawed, should I tell you why?" "No. I think I like my flawed logic. Are you saying you don't?" "Only in small doses," Liu Lianyu confesses. Mo Yinan beams at him, he leans a bit on the couch, coming closer but not quite in Liu Lianyu's personal bubble. "So Yuyu is saying that you'll have me in small doses, right?" Liu Lianyu almost chokes on his water. He kicks at the gangly legs that stretch out beneath the sofa. Mo Yinan yelps and backs off and Liu Lianyu is trying really hard not to feel sorry. He coughs, face a bit heated, "I said you could call me Liu Lianyu. Not anything else." Mo Yinan chews his lips. His leg shakes with restlessness. "Yu-gege," he tries even as Liu Lianyu shoots him a death glare, "Even if you decide to kill me, I won't mind." ----- WARNING: This is BL, which means boyxboy romance. And there will be r-18 scenes eventually as well so consider yourselves warned! ----- Cover art drawn by yours truly~ typography by @yiyuehua ----- Buy me ko-fi! https://ko-fi.com/valiantxvillainous Follow my twitter @trashcanxval for spiffy art

A girl is sitting next to a television as the television screen displayed a hunk man who had his suit unbuttoned, showing his hot biceps, pectoral muscles and amazing six-packed abs. Liz, who was mesmerized by what she was watching, didn’t notice the Grown up woman who walked inside of her room. Her mother checked on her daughter Liz, who was watching something on the television. As she was curious about what Liz’s reaction, her mother took a glimpse of the channel that Liz was contemplating in. Wrinkling lines formed on her forehead and slowly picked up on her slipper. “Lizzie, my dear...,” she calmly called Liz. Liz heard her and shivered. “Oh, no... I’m dead!” Liz internally panicked. Liz heard her and shivered. She knew she was going to be dead for this. She was mentally debating whether to look at her mom or not but she got no choice.  "Such a great timing" she mentally screamed. She slowly looked at her mom and forced a smile. “Yes, M-mother...” Liz stuttered out of nervousness. Her Mom’s face was red in rage and screamed. “What in the world are you watching!?” Her mom threw the slipper at Liz, targeting her head. Liz knew what’s going to happen to her. She just closed her eyes and accepted her fate... *Kring!* *Kring!* The sound of an alarm clock saved Liz from her dream and immediately woke up. She smiled happily, knowing that it was all a dream! She looked beside her bed and saw a framed picture of a hot hunk of man. It was the same person she saw in her dream who was displayed on the TV. She picked the framed picture and kissed it. “Good morning, my love.” She then hugged it tightly. She then took a gazed around her. She was then confused. “Wait a minute, this is not my room...” Upon realizing it, she also realized something else. She looked down and saw her naked body covered in a grey blanket. “Why am I naked?! Where the heavens am I!?” She panicked once again. “Good morning, my love. Did you enjoy what happened last night.” A very charming male voice sounded beside Liz. Liz had a sense of familiarity with that voice. She then guessed something. Her heart was racing and her face was red. She slowly turned her head on her left to see whose voice it was and when she saw him, she almost fainted. It was the guy in the framed picture. She was sleeping with him! The Hunk man reached out to Liz’s hair and shoved it away to the back of her ear. “I love you.” said the man. Liz couldn’t hold it any longer and acted that she fainted... *Kring!* *Kring!* Liz woke up from her dream. Liz got up immediately. She looked around. Everything changed. The room, the bed, the man was gone; it was all a dream. She was back in her room again. Liz was on her knees in sorrow. “It was all a dream! Why!?” She then turned her head on her studying table and saw the Framed Picture of her Celebrity Idol. She grabbed it and mope. She then asked the Universe. “How can I make my Celebrity Idol to become my boyfriend!?” *** This story is all about the Journey of a Girl making a Celebrity Idol fall for her and become her boyfriend. But to make that happen, she needs to become someone else. She needs to become an imposter. Will her identity get discovered? Why would she disguise herself as someone else? What are the mysteries that are lying forward and waiting to be uncovered? *** After she finished crying, she then noticed a slight pain on her forehead. There was a large red hump on top of her forehead. “When did this get here?” She asked confusedly girl.

"What's your damage?" He says suddenly after a few humps of silence. I can only blink at him and keep breathing. My damage? "Huh?" I manage to reply and he only chuckles, and I can't tell if it's a light or dark chuckle. Either way it leaves me unsettled. "Your damage, April." He says. "You're a really hard girl to find, you know that?" He muses lowly as if calculating something. "You've been looking for me?" I ask, almost a ragged whisper. He shakes his head lightly and leans back into the chair. "No, I've just been asking about you." He says casually, a barely there smirk adorning his lips. My breath thickens in my throat, but not for the wrong reasons. _ Our hero and heroine are both hiding from their pasts knowing very well that it will catch up to them. Together they will strive against all challenges and trails told in an intense, complicated tale.

Dark sky that seems to cover the world, sound of shouting for help and pain, sound of objects falling, fire,running people,crashing cars, unbearable foul smell of dry blood, scattered human flesh and destroyed infrastructure (building,house,etc..) can be seen everywhere. attack by her cousin and boyfriend from behind, Xio Rouyon regretted and thus cursed to revenge "hahaha.....Xio ling-ling, Zhu Zhao and all the people who caused my family death.......I Xio Rouyon will not let you off.... even if I became a ghost". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ betrayed by her cousin and boyriend? hump this great aunt will teach you a lesson to never betray, want me to save you? sorry not sorry the room are out of space to let another one in, Subordinate1: Master.. Miss. Rouyon cut one of Zhu Zhao finger. Zhi Tian: hmmp...go and cut his other 9 finger and feed it to the zombie. Subordinate2: Master the other based leader won't agree to Miss Rouyon to give 60% of their weapon supplies. Zhi Tian: Go and stole their weapon and destroy their weapon factory. Subordinate3: Master!!!! Someone tried to kiss and want to marry Mrs. Rouyon Zhi Tian: suddenly the room turned cold Subordinate3: 'aya another fried one...tsk.tsk' Zhi Tian: dare to fancy my wife and marry?...they are tired of leaving....'electricity and fire can be seen in that instantly' Subordinate1&2: another fly will be fried' Zhi Tian: call the elite group and destroy their based...

I looked down to my body. And there, I saw a masculine torso. He’s not wearing anything but a boxer with CK on its garter. And there, I saw a hump. “Oh gosh, please don’t let it be that...that thing,” I whispered nervously. I slowly reached for the hump with a trembling hand. "AUGHAAAAA!"

He's the devil, and she's his mate. Together, they're unstoppable. Just have to get over the little hump that she's human and has no idea that he wants to kidnap her and drag her back to hell.

i transmigrate and end up a second villain, as soon as i meet him i know that he was a true villain. i avoid all posibilities but what was happening? FL: you can't, im a woman and will give you a child. ML: im handsome, kind, i will give you everything you want. Villain: hump! i kill you if you leave me, if i can't have you then they also can't. me: i will never leave you. just the hell is happening, i really don't want to die again.

After discovering a hidden power source called Energia, Humanity harnessed it within their bodies to becomes Prime Humans and only within a few centuries becoming a type 2 civilization on the Kardashev scale. With unknown enemies lurking around how will humanity deal with them? Adam who unlocked the store skill might just be the straw that breaks the camel's hump. ______________________________ Hi, hope you like my work English is not my first language so please do go easy on me Please add to your library Thank you!

How do you end up being a Professional Kisser for a living? Here's how. - Get wrongfully (but gladly) evicted from you're shitty apartment. - Publicly quit your job after you're handsy boss grabs you're ass for the hundredth time (and maybe publicly shame your now ex boss while you're at it) (And get a mini standing ovation from the staff and customers) - Get "slightly" drunk and let a painfully gorgeous man pay you $1000 in return for a kiss (And dry hump him while you're at it!) (Why not? You have no dignity left)

Claria Arthea Dalgona Silvian, the MOST villainous person in the novel entitled "The Most Precious". She did all the villainous acts towards the Male Lead and eventually died in the hands of him. But what if, Claria was not the same person anymore. What if she comes from the 21st century era. "Where the humps am I?" "Mi lady!" "Mi lady? who are you guys?" No... Don't tell me... I was reincarnated as a VILLAIN?? I Clara Jones, the loneliest person from 21st century, who got a privileged to have a second life. And became Duchess Claria Arthea Dalgona Silvian, will cherish and do everything for his step-son, Lincoln Silvian, to be happy and to feel being loved.'

It’s ya boy here, non horny protagonist. I’ve always wondered, why tf are Isekai protagonists always horny? Well, I have an answer. Anime boobies or something like that…. But now you are about to witness my story, my heroic journey to become the first Isekai protagonist who doesn’t hump every girl they see. Interested? Well jump right into my suspicious white van because I’m about to be Isekaied in 3… 2… 1! If you kings and queens happen to be reading this you can check out my other non horny works of various genres, now have a splendid day!

Dark sky that seems to cover the world, sound of shouting for help and pain, sound of objects falling, fire,running people,crashing cars, unbearable foul smell of dry blood, scattered human flesh and destroyed infrastructure (building,house,etc..) can be seen everywhere. attack by her cousin and boyfriend from behind, Xio Rouyon regretted and thus cursed to revenge "hahaha.....Xio ling-ling, Zhu Zhao and all the people who caused my family death.......I Xio Rouyon will not let you off.... even if I became a ghost". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~o~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ betrayed by her cousin and boyriend? hump this great aunt will teach you a lesson to never betray, want me to save you? sorry not sorry the room are out of space to let another one in, Subordinate1: Master.. Miss. Rouyon cut one of Zhu Zhao finger. Long Zhi Ao Tian: hmmp...go and cut his other 9 finger and feed it to the zombie. Subordinate2: Master the other based leader won't agree to Miss Rouyon to give 60% of their weapon supplies. Long Zhi Ao Tian: Go and stole their weapon and destroy their weapon factory. Subordinate3: Master!!!! Someone tried to kiss and want to marry Mrs. Rouyon Long Zhi Ao Tian: suddenly the room turned cold Subordinate3: 'aya another fried one...tsk.tsk' Long Zhi Ao Tian: dare to fancy my wife and marry?...they are tired of leaving....'electricity and fire can be seen in that instantly' Subordinate1&2: another fly will be fried' Long Zhi Ao Tian: call the elite group and destroy their based...

A girl isolated from life ,parted from every aspect of happiness; Shriya gets the biggest betrayal of her life from her most loved one. Shriya was half-conscious transient to the northward direction. All she humped was not just the zapped corpse but the tons of evocations, more appropriately; nightmares that echoed in her head time and again that evinced by the red tints of gory overflown from her navel region and blob travelling from the corner of her eyes to the other substantial droplets down in the moana. She could no more put any stress in her eyes so alleviated them .The gleaming sun slowly blurred and finally went out of sight in few seconds. “Her highness is alive!!!” A maid exclaimed in surprise seeing her moving her fingers slightly . “Thanks to the almighty and the heavenly powers. You woke up!!How are you feeling now. You have been in bed for long. You must be numb. Please drink this.” “For long??”Shriya asked with cracking voice. “Yeah!!It has been 10 years already!!” “10 years??” Her eyes went to the frames hanging in the walls. She woke up and approached the frame. As she touched it a crate appeared beneath the frame which came off with a glimmering diary with silver sculpts with the date written in the topmost corner . “1620 B.C.” She picked it up and turned the 1st page. Some golden glint arose from the diary forming few creases. “Welcome to my life Shriya” Yes.. Shriya transmigrated as royal princess of the strongest clan of different time dimension. One who is admired by all, who is stronger than tor and probably has ability to see what is unseen(as per the statement in the diary.)But what killed her??Was it some veiled mystery??Was it love??Or hatred?? Shriya is entering a new epoch in her life where she will be carrying two lives together or maybe millions, who knows. Will she be worth being the saviour of the clan the princess loosed her life for, in this helpless and lifeless state caused by her past traumas??Or will something magical happen that will change everything!!!The most magical feeling in the world that she could never witness “Proclivity”

In the distant realm of Shadowfell, a land of ancient harmony between humans and werewolves, the Shadowfell Kingdom flourished under the wise rule of human King Maric and the cunning Alpha King Wulfric Lupercus. Wulfric Lupercus, alongside his Luna Queen Nyla, had four children: Thane the Cunning, Boris the Coward, Dantina, and Remi the Cursed, the youngest and most troubled of the brood. Remi's birth was marred by a deformity and frail health, condemning her to a life of suffering and rejection. Remi's family, including her parents and siblings, treated her with cruelty and disdain, eager to be rid of the ailing child. Her existence was a constant reminder of shame and weakness, leaving her vulnerable to the whims of those who sought to exploit her. The arrival of Kato the Ruthless, a rebel Alpha King determined to usurp Wulfric's throne and wage war against King Maric, presented an opportunity for Wulfric to sacrifice his unwanted daughter. In a desperate bid to forge a peace treaty, Wulfric offered Remi to Kato as a pawn, forcing her into a life of servitude and submission. Yet, Remi's true nature remained a closely guarded secret, hidden even from herself. The only clue to her mysterious past lay in an ugly iron ring bearing the name 'Odessa', given to her by Boris the Coward before Kato dragged her away to an uncertain fate. As Remi navigated her new life under Kato's rule, she began to unravel the mysteries surrounding her past. Sidestepped by her new Alpha, Remi discovered a shocking truth: her hunchback was not a birth defect, but a curse. This revelation marks the beginning of Remi's transformation, as she sheds her weaknesses and depression to forge a new path. As Remi's eyes unlocked the secrets of her past, the shadows that had shrouded her existence began to recede, it is revealed that she is not just a Tribrid wolf, but the Lost of the Last Moon King. The cursed child, once discarded and forgotten, rises to reclaim her rightful place among the wolves. With the weight of her true identity and her power settling upon her shoulders. Kato the Ruthless, begings to fall in love with Remi. But she is too drenched in her quest for revenge against the Lupercus family, who had stolen her heritage and buried it under curses and lies, ready to unleash a fury that would shake the very foundations of Shadowfell and forever alter the course of her destiny. *** "This is my offering to you." Wulfric said. Kato scoffed, disgusted, looking at the young, dead-faced girl in chains, hunching. "Is this some sort of joke? A HUNCHBACK GIRL? What am I going to do with her? Can I even hump her? This is not a gift, this is an insult!" Kato fumed. "She is still a princess, no matter how awkward she might look. She is still my daughter, and i am giving her to you as a gift because she is just as precious to me. " Wulfric said, her brothers and sister behind him snickered. "Even better," Thane began. "She is untouched, chaste. A virgin." "Of course she is. Who would touch her? She looks wretched and disgusting." Kato said through clenched teeth. "Careful now!" Dantina scolded. "She is still my father's daughter. You will not disrespect him this way. " Dantina said. "Take her. Fuck her, sell her, skin her, and make her your slave—any type of slave. I don't care. But just take her; she is yours now, Alpha Kato. The Hunchback princess of the Lupercus Pack is yours. And thus, our friendship." Wulfric smiled. Kato looked at her one last time; she dared not raise her eyes to meet him. ‘Cursed thing’, he thought. “Carl, bring her along.” Kato signalled to his beta. “Father! Father!!" Remi’s voice suddenly burst through. “Please, please. Don’t do this to me.” She sobbed. “Please, da.” But they all just stared at her with smiles. Note **This narrative includes explicit R18+ scenes of non-con, BxG pairings, masturbation, group orgies, harem. Discretion is advised.