The Paradox of E
What happens when reality itself is tired of existing?
The System was once a proud, omniscient force, maintaining order in the grand story of E. But after years of logical paradoxes, impossible plot twists, and one emotionally bankrupt protagonist who breaks the rules for fun, it finally snaps.
Bob, the designated "unfortunate side character," just wants a normal life. Refunds. Stability. A moment of peace. But when E—the embodiment of chaos and questionable decision-making—decides to mess with a world reset, everything spirals into undefined territory.
Now, the laws of existence are unstable, the System is filing HR complaints against its own existence, and Bob finds himself in a genre that shouldn’t exist.
Can the System regain control before reality collapses? Or is this just another 10/10 update that nobody asked for?
…Also, who even approved the Customer Support feature?