Your Mama So Stupid Jokes

"Sayang, dimana minuman hangatku?" "Ini, minumlah dan tidur yang nyenyak" sahut Yohanna sembari meletakkan segelas susu di hadapan Jonathan. "Sayang, aku alergi kacang. apa kamu lupa?" respon Jonathan melihat segelas susu almond di hadapannya "Ops... benarkah?" sahut Yohanna kaget "Hampir saja kamu tidur nyenyak selamanya" lanjutnya dengan senyum kecil

When 18-year-old Geum Jan-di's family relocates to the city, she's thrust into the prestigious Seoul Haneul Academy, a world of privilege and luxury. Despite feeling like an outsider, Jan-di refuses to be intimidated. With her fierce determination and sharp wit, she stands up to the school's elite clique, led by the infuriatingly arrogant Eun-woo. However, she also finds an unlikely friend in Kim Tae-hyun, who shows her the genuine side of Seoul Haneul Academy. As Jan-di pursues her dream of becoming a police officer, she must navigate her complicated emotions, biases, and loyalties. Will she let Eun-woo's scorn bring her down, or will she find solace in Tae-hyun's kindness? Can she trust her heart to make the right choice?

"A new heart also will I give you, and a new spirit will I put within you: and I will take away the stony heart out of your flesh, and I will give you an heart of flesh. Ezekiel 36:26."

Cynthia thought she had it all: wealth, family, friends, and a guy who loved her. She was actually happy in her life until everything turned into a worst nightmare, a man she loved. Victor and her best friend plotted against her; they killed her and took everything away from her. Cynthia was mercilessly shot on her wedding night. But it seemed like fate was on her side; she was saved by the most powerful man in the city, and when Cynthia woke up. All she wanted was vengeance, but can she defeat the man she loved with all her heart? Will she choose to forgive and love, or will she choose the most dangerous path of vengeance?

※This book contains elements of likes and dislikes, such as coercive relationships. Please keep this in mind when using it. This is already my eighth suicide attempt. Empress Miledia did not die this time either. But this time it's a little strange. “Amnesia?” Emperor Lyle finds Miledia's operation laughable. They've been tormenting me so much the entire time, and now they're saying I'm losing my memory? Even if there is no need to postpone, the annexation date comes around once every two weeks. It's useless. Even so, I have no intention of giving it to you. However, if there is something that Lyle overlooked, it is that there really is another substance inside the shell. Soo-yeon Oh, an ordinary office worker in Korea. After his death due to absurdly excessive drinking, he entered the novel . Miledia is an extra who dies at the beginning of the play, but she survives. So what happens to the female protagonist, Seira? It's supposed to work out well with Lyle, right? The day of annexation arrived amidst confusion. For some reason, Miledia's strange scent stimulates Lyle's lust. “Your lips can’t be this sweet…” … .” From that day on, His Majesty's annoying obsession begins. Is this really okay?

Story of a chuddy girl who never find a perfect love , friends and family Will she fall in love ....

Omer has a knack for finding humor in the most unexpected places. From his witty comebacks to his lighthearted pranks, Omer's life is a whirlwind of laughter and surprises. But behind his sharp sense of humor lies a deeper story—one of resilience, self-discovery, and connection. "Joke With Omer" is a heartwarming tale that weaves comedy with moments of introspection, as Omer navigates the ups and downs of friendship, love, and the challenges that life throws his way. This book invites readers to see the world through Omer's unique lens, where every situation holds the potential for a laugh and a lesson. Whether it's turning everyday chaos into comedy or uncovering joy in the darkest moments, "Joke With Omer" is a celebration of the healing power of humor and the importance of never taking life too seriously.

[Welcome to the 4th Dimension] Ari is a girl who's best friend committed suicide on her 20th. After being sent down a depressed spiral a gift from her aunt gives her a way to bring her back. Using a unique glass of milk she's sent to the 4th Dimension, a place where lost souls can be saved and returned Now with the help of a talking panda bear and some new friends she journeys through to retrieve the souls of people who have taken their own lives and save the life of her lost friend.

Life becomes a ball of confusion for Ji Hye Rin, a 27 year old Jobless woman who finds herself inside a popular novel called And So It Begun. Everything would be easy for her except for the fact that she hasn't read the novel or watched the drama adaptation. Join Hye Rin, who has now taken the Identity of Lady Vivian Diane Sullivan, the child of a mistress, and let's see how she'll find friendship, love and betrayal in unexpected places. . . . . . SNEAK PEEK "The traitor's father and all the men for 2 previous generations are to be beheaded in 3 days while the women in the family will be turned into government slaves." "This is the king's order and it should not be defied by anyone." The butler leaves the podium and the people start cheering. "Why are they smiling?" "Mother is going to die, why are you all laughing!" The people around me pays no attention as they cheered for a man with a large sword swinging it around Mother's head. In a blink of an eye, I feel something splash on my face. Her head is on the floor looking at me with tears rolling down her eyes. . . . . . Genres: Transmigration, Romance, Suspense, Mystery Sub-Genres: Revenge, Action, Comedy . . . Hope you have a nice time reading!!!

Frean never expected to be normal. Born to a cult with an abusive father and neglectful mother she was already handed a bad card, but finding out she was a 'Saintess' made it all the more tiring. Being suddenly forced to go to school to seduce and marry a prince is interesting but not when your 'Love Rival' turns out to be your total type. The Saintess will marry the Prince and defeat the Villainess. Word for word that was their Pope's latest 'prophecy', with it the cultists and her parents urged her to attend the school where the 'Prince' and 'Villainess' attended. With the mission of forming a relationship with the 'Prince', Frean accepted it. Except she plans to marry the Villainess, cuck the Prince and shut down the cult. In any order and NO MATTER WHAT. Read and find out how Frean will go about this when her 'Villainess' might not be her perfect dream lover.

Your brother's best friend is hot headed, extremely attractive, and not to mention off limits.

In a world bound by divine power and the unyielding rule of the Drakonhart empire, Dante Blackwell—an author—finds himself reincarnated into his own dark novel as Lucian Westwood the holy saint. Before he realizes he is trapped, it happens fourteen times over. doomed to regress forever, will Dante escape the prison written by his own pen? or will he, the creator, become a destroyer of his own creation. "I wouldn't be back here again, if there was no world left to get back to" Note : The novel might often contain tragic, sensitive and dark elements. Extra tags: #rebirth #highfantasy #graveborns #witches #nonhumans #summons #shadowmancers #bloodmages #royalfamily #wizards #mindcontrol #schemes #nobles #fantasyworld #curroption #manipulation #assassins #plottwists #deicide #filicide #patricide #multipleleads

"Ayoko Mama! Dito lang ako. 'Tsaka Ma, sino 'yang bestfriend mong 'yan? Baka patayin din ako tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina Mama," mariing tutol ko sa gusto ni Mama. "No, Dos. That's final. Nakausap ko na siya kanina at nagkasundo na kami. Ihahatid ka bukas ni Aya doon. Huwag kang mag-alala, mabait 'yon basta matino ka," sabay ngisi sa akin ni Mama. Ano kayang naghihintay kay Dos sa mansion kasama ang babaeng magpapatino sa kanya?

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

Childhood sweethearts, Arnold Blake and Sophia Carter, had an unspoken bond that was disrupted by time and life’s circumstances. Now, years later, Arnold is a successful CEO with a playboy reputation, while Sophia is married to Liam and raising a son on her own. The twist? Arnold’s son, Junior, is the spitting image of him, and when the truth comes out, Junior takes charge, determined to reunite his parents and make Arnold face his responsibilities. As Arnold tries to balance his empire with fatherhood, he’s caught in a whirlwind of emotions, realizing the depth of his feelings for Sophia. Meanwhile, Sophia grapples with her loyalty to her husband and her enduring love for Arnold. With a possessive CEO, a wise-beyond-his-years son, and a scheming woman after Arnold, the road to reconciliation won’t be easy. With faceslapping moments, misunderstandings, and a dash of sweet romance, Arnold must prove he’s ready to leave his past behind and fight for the future he deserves with Sophia and their son.

It's an empathising story of Kelvin as he undergoes the tumultuous of life

Not being a hero isn't the issue. The only problem I'm facing right now is surviving in this world!

poems, short stories, writing prompts, and story snapshots that i come up with. this will not be a daily update, more than likely when i am finished writing something i will put it on here.

"Did you think healing me would make me love you more?" He scoffed grabbing my hair as he pulled me towards the door. "You're hurting me, Xavier," I cried beating against him weakly. There was not much I could do. "If I ever see you an inch close to me," He threw me against the wall "I'll damn the consequences and kill you,". *** My mate and I were destined to hate each other, only an act of true love or selflessness from the stronger mate could set our destines on the right path but for seven years, I had to put up with my mate's abuse and his supposed love of his life until one day I decided to leave. I left, determined to stay hidden from him forever... but I found out I was pregnant few weeks later.