Logic Jokes

I am Racist. … I mean, my name is Racis T. I was a stand-up comedian. The flop one. The one who only get laughs when someone else is making fun of him. Anyway, I was doing one such show in a bar and since I like dark humor, I was cracking jokes around that. The show I was doing was in a run down bar, frequently visited by wicked tattooed motor bikers sort of people. I spewed some humorous jokes but no one seemed to get them as they were not laughing or maybe they got the jokes, that’s why they weren’t laughing. All in all, they were ignoring me. Being ignored didn’t sit right with my inner artist, who was starving to death, therefore, I decided to go darker. Though, I shouldn’t have done that. One of my jokes or maybe all of them triggered a man and as a result, he head-shotted me and I died on the stage. But see this : A man got triggered and he pulled the trigger. I did some word play here. But who cares. I am dead anyway. All I wanted was a successful show, people laughing and loving me and girls too. I am a true artist. I don’t care about money. All the money I would have earned I would be giving it to others. I would distribute 0.001 percent of all my money to the people in need. I don’t care about money at all. Nevertheless, a death is a death. So my story ended. Though, if there is an afterlife I would like to become a successful comedian, have a loving wife and have good enough money so I can afford only a three time meal and a humble private yacht or a jet will do too. I don’t care about money anyway. That was my dying wish. Though, I am using ‘though’ too much, don't mind. So yeah, as I was saying, I had that wish only if there was an after life and turned out… There really was an after life. Though, (‘though’ again?) it wasn’t what I wished for at all!!

The Academy of Heirloom—a prestigious school with traditions as old as its towering walls. Klein Merlio is just an ordinary teenager who prefers solitude and peace—or so he wishes. His brother, Keith Merlio, ever the curious one, has a knack for dragging Klein into mysteries lurking beneath the academy’s polished surface. From forgotten passages to cryptic clues left by those long gone, the two brothers navigate a world where intellect is the key to survival. With Klein’s sharp mind and unshakable logic, no puzzle should be too difficult to solve… but some truths are buried for a reason. Can they unravel the secrets woven into the academy’s foundations, or will they uncover something best left undisturbed?

Yun Lintian, a man from Earth, found himself in a clichéd transmigrated situation and ended up in the Azure World, a magical cultivation-oriented world. Unlike the protagonists in the novels he had read, Yun Lintian lacks any cheating devices to assist him on his journey. Did the God of Transmission forget about it? However, as a crisis unfolds, an ancient power dormant within him suddenly awakens, entangling him in a mysterious destiny... Watch the journey of Yun Lintian in a foreign world as he rises in power ranking alongside his precious all-female sect! ————————————— DISCLAIMER: The protagonist of this novel is exceptionally powerful, resourceful, and mature. If you don't enjoy stories with an overpowered protagonist who frequently use logic from novels he has read to solve the problems he encounters, this novel may not be to your liking. Besides the cultivation adventure, this novel also focuses on romance, comedy, and the bonds between the protagonist and his fellow disciples in the sect. The author is not a native English speaker, so you can expect some grammatical errors in the novel. Please bear with me, and trust me, I am trying to improve it. Everything in this novel is pure fantasy based on the author's imagination. It does not reflect the real world. Hence, readers should not attempt to apply their common sense and logic to this novel. Constructive criticism is always welcome. ————————————— All rights to the cover belong to the original artist.

"Whispers from the Beyond" is a gripping mystery novel that plunges readers into the enigmatic world of Dr. Rafat Ismail, a skeptical yet brilliant physician whose life unravels when he stumbles upon the supernatural. Drawn into a labyrinth of global folklore and paranormal phenomena, Dr. Rafat embarks on a perilous journey across cultures—from haunted Egyptian tombs and eerie Scandinavian legends to the shadowy rituals of Southeast Asia. As he deciphers cryptic myths and confronts chilling truths, he must question his grasp on reality: Are these whispers mere delusions, or a bridge to realms beyond human understanding? Blending pulse-pounding suspense with rich cultural lore, this tale challenges the boundaries between science and the occult. Will you dare to join Dr. Rafat in uncovering secrets that defy logic—and survive them?

In a world where magic rules and human nations fight to survive, a 14-year-old stowaway finds himself thrust onto the frontlines of war. With no allegiance but to his own cold logic, Lugh is forced to navigate battlefields of steel, sorcery, and shadows. What begins as an escape soon becomes something far greater—whether he wills it or not. Gunmage – When spell and steel collide, a new kind of warrior is born.

Everyone has a legendary fantasy story in their heart, imagining themselves as the hero of the tale. I have turned that imagination into a novel. This story is inspired by the classic MMORPG Legend of Mir from over 20 years ago, reimagining its various professions, equipment, and events in a more immersive and logical way. It will take you into a virtual world that feels both real and fantastical. The demon army, led by the Red Moon Devil, Zuma Lord, and Woma Lord, has returned to the land of Tianyuan. And it all begins with an encounter with a cat demon in a border village…

‘I must entertain the masses.’ This was Jester’s lifelong goal. After leading 12 different lives as a Hero, King, Sage, Jester, and more, all he wanted was to mock the king and his court. Unfortunately for him, his majesty didn’t appreciate his vicious jokes. Jester died, trying to flee for his life. But death wasn’t the end for him. For his 13th and last life, he triggered the Archetype System and reincarnated in a world of magic and perils. [This is your last life. Don’t waste it!] [Welcome to the world of Archetypes!] Soon, players from Earth would flood into his new world. But even players won't escape from his clutches! Even people from the Earth will be tamed!

They shattered his life. Now, he’ll break the world. Ethan had it all, until his best friend and the woman he loved betrayed him, leaving him crippled and forgotten. Three years of suffering later, he clawed his way to one final, desperate act… and the universe answered. A hidden quest. A second chance. A return to the moment everything began. Now, Ethan is back, on the eve of Ethereal’s launch, the world’s first fully immersive VR game and the battlefield where legends are forged. Last time, he played fair. This time? He’s armed with years of knowledge: every exploit, every secret quest, every broken mechanic that will let him climb straight to the top. But when he logs in, something is off. The system forces him into an unwanted class—Druid, the game’s biggest joke. The kind of class people pick as a dare and regret immediately. Yet as Ethan digs deeper, the truth shakes him. [Congratulations! You have unlocked the Divine Bloodline: King of Elves!] Ethan stared at the screen, unblinking. “…The hell?” The Druid class was a jack-of-all-trades, master of none—a scattered mess of abilities that mimicked other classes but never truly excelled. Their bear form lacked the raw defense of a proper tank. Their panther form was weaker than a rogue. Their healing fell short of a priest, and their magic couldn’t compare to a mage’s devastating spells. Most players abandoned the class early, realizing they could never compete at the highest level. And yet, Ethan’s stats are off the charts. His talents are absurd. His potential is beyond anything he’s ever seen. The system has given him something no other Druid ever had—a divine bloodline, legendary abilities, and a growth rate that defies logic. If Druids were meant to be weak, then Ethan was the exception that would rewrite history. He’s not just here to reclaim his throne. He’s here to take everything. Factions will rise. Empires will fall. The strongest will thrive, and the weak will perish. And the ones who betrayed him? They won’t live to do it again.

Roy K, an average guy with no understanding of politics or governance, somehow finds himself elected as the Prime Minister of a country called Cahaya. While Roy is clueless about running a nation, his unmatched acting skills and uncanny ability to bluff through situations convince everyone around him that he’s a political genius. As chaos unfolds, Roy hilariously stumbles through his duties, navigating national crises, public expectations, and international diplomacyall while having no idea what’s really happening. -warning- #throw away all your logic for this novel. And witness the illogicality of this novel.

Richard Cross never believed in ghosts—until the night he saw one with his own eyes. Ever since his parents’ brutal murder, strange things have followed him, lurking just out of sight. Now, at 17, he wants nothing more than an ordinary life, skipping school, dodging teachers, and joking with his best friend. But when a chance encounter pulls him into the world of spirits, exorcists, and ancient powers, Richard realizes he can no longer ignore the truth. Bound to a mysterious entity with glowing blue flames, Richard and his small group of friends must uncover the secrets of the unseen world, facing ghosts that defy logic and enemies that blur the line between man and monster. As he hones his abilities, Richard will learn that the dead are restless for a reason—and some secrets refuse to stay buried.

**In a world dominated by technology, the truth often lies hidden deep within the code. Yan Xiu, an ordinary programmer, is unexpectedly drawn into a meticulously orchestrated murder case. As he delves deeper into the investigation, he discovers that this is no simple crime—it’s a decade-spanning conspiracy of staggering proportions.** **When the ultimate algorithm of quantum computing becomes the target of a fierce struggle, and when those closest to him may turn out to be his greatest enemies, Yan Xiu must rely on his extraordinary logical thinking to uncover the truth within a labyrinth of deception. From abandoned factories to underground data mazes, from mechanically enhanced humans to quantum viruses, every step could be a deadly trap.** **In this battle of wits and courage, who is the true mastermind? When logic becomes a weapon and emotions a vulnerability, can Yan Xiu solve the ultimate puzzle left behind by his father? Can he save the city while holding onto the moral boundaries of humanity?** **"The Logic Trap" is a hardcore sci-fi mystery thriller that blends elements of science fiction, suspense, and action. In this world, every choice can lead to vastly different outcomes, and behind every truth lies an even deeper mystery. Are you ready to step into this world of logical traps? Remember, sometimes the most dangerous traps are cloaked in the most perfect logic.**

Author: Lone Raut Synopsis (Narrated by Deadpool’s Chaotic Cousin Who Forgot to Take Their Meds): Alright, gather ‘round, folks! Let me spin you a tale so dark it’ll make your therapist retire. Picture this: Yours truly was just another fancy-pants “man of culture” on a serial killer’s hit list—because apparently, collecting rare books and quoting Nietzsche makes you a target. Who knew? (Spoiler alert: I died. Surprise!) But death? Nah, that’s just the opening act. Instead of sweet oblivion, I woke up knee-deep in Saint’s Odyssey—a fantasy novel I once tossed into my “dumpster fire of bad writing” pile. Think Game of Thrones meets Saw, but with more existential dread. And guess what? I’m not the dashing hero. Nope. I’m the guy the author conveniently labeled “Villain.” Cool, right? (Cue jazz hands.) But hold onto your chimichangas, because this “hero”? Oh, he’s a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Smiles like a Disney prince, stabs like a back-alley surgeon. His grand plan? Wipe out half the world because reasons. Classic hero logic! Meanwhile, the gods are upstairs chugging ambrosia and betting on our suffering. Adorable!!!. Well, newsflash, Olympus—I’m hijacking this plot. Reborn with a vendetta and a PhD in chaos, I’m not here to play nice. Rules? Burn ‘em. Heroes? Crush ‘em. World domination? Duh!. This ain’t a redemption arc; it’s a blood-soaked takeover tour. Think Machiavelli with a splash of Joker and a side of espresso. They call me ruthless? Damn right. I’ll out-scheme the schemers, out-betray the traitors, and maybe burn a kingdom or two for aesthetic. The hero thinks he’s pulling strings? Sweetheart, I’m the puppetmaster—and I just cut the threads. Every battle’s a chess move, every ally a pawn, and the board? Oh, it’s dripping in red. And hey, let’s laugh while we’re at it. Ever seen a “chosen one” trip over his own halo? Poetic. Ever roasted a god so hard they literally combust? (Working on it.) This world’s a joke, and I’m the punchline—delivered with a knife. So buckle up, buttercups. The script’s flipped, the crown’s mine, and if the heroes cry about “morals”? Tell ‘em to write a Yelp review. This villain’s rewriting destiny—one corpse at a time. TL;DR: Death was my warm-up. Now? I’m here to conquer, crack jokes, and maybe commit some light treason. World, meet your new overlord. Resistance is hilarious . Hahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠)

In a world governed by patterns and logic, Jason's life follows a predictable rhythm—until it doesn’t. A fleeting anomaly, a whisper of something just beyyyyooond perception, and the certainty he once trusted begins to fray. As he and his friend Arnon navigate the intricate web of cybersecurity, reality itself starts to glitch in ways that defy explanation. The deeper they dig, the more the lines between the known and the impossible blur. And Jason is starting to notice.

Tang Lin, a descendant of the Tang family, lives the life of a wealthy person and when her uncle comes to visit after a year of going abroad, he reminds her of her childhood husband. She got “married” to a little boy when she was younger. Their parents and Tang Lin meant it as a funny joke, however, the man intended to marry her for the rest of his life. Lu Shen, Tang Lin’s childhood husband, is the CEO of the Lu Group and he is the wealthiest man in the capital.

In a world where beast taming is the dominant practice, humans forge contracts with creatures of all kinds—animals, plants, elements, the undead, and even machines. From the Nine-Tailed Blaze Fox to ancient trees of life, thundercloud spirits, skeletal overlords, mechanical ship girls, and even enchanted relics like swords imbued with souls, all can be tamed as loyal beasts. Those who bind and train these creatures are known as Beastmasters. Dr. Shi Yu, a scholar of mythology and archaeologist, is mysteriously transported to this strange world. Driven by a desire to uncover forgotten histories and lost myths, he embarks on a journey down a path filled with creatures and forces that defy logic—an incredibly unscientific way of mastering beasts.

**"When a cosmic glitch turns a biryani-loving teen into the god of a broken universe, he’ll need more than divine powers to survive his own creations—including a goddess who hates him, sentient pasta, and a black hole that runs on dad jokes."**

Drake was a troublemaker with a knack for bad jokes. One of them got him killed. Now, he finds himself in Atheria, a world of magic, mythical creatures, and warring Gods. Equipped with the mysterious System of Chaos—a game-like interface that grants him skills, stats, and quests—Drake must learn to survive in this dangerous new reality. But his arrival hasn't gone unnoticed. The Gods, offended by his irreverent attitude and fearful of his unique system, have marked him for death. To live peacefully (and maybe get some payback), Drake will have to embrace his chaotic nature, master his newfound powers, and challenge the very beings who rule Atheria.

"I think am in love with Ishtar's husband," Nadia Browne said suddenly, and it sounded like a joke to her best friend Sonia.

Ethan Carter, an investigative journalist, stumbles upon a bizarre mystery—whispers of a city that doesn't exist on any map. Stories from scattered sources claim people have lived there, yet no official record acknowledges its presence. Along with his two friends, Mark and Sophie, Ethan embarks on a journey to find this elusive city. But when they finally cross the threshold into Ravengate, they realize they’ve stepped into a place where reality bends, time distorts, and escape may not be an option. Trapped in a city that defies logic, they must unravel its secrets before they become just another forgotten story. Can they escape, or will they become part of Ravengate’s legend?

The cards all contain a mystery, and a mystery is always something very dark and enchanting. There are people who want to know their fate, and there are people who are just curious. In general, the cards don't like to be teased and they don't know what to joke about. Sometimes there are some things, it's best not to know too much. So the card you chose, what is it?

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Tokyo is on edge. A group of terrorists has taken over a massive shopping mall, holding innocent people hostage. The police surround the building, prepared for a long standoff—until the Hero Association arrives. In minutes, a team of elite heroes wipes out the criminals without breaking a sweat. The crowd cheers. The media swarms them for interviews. The heroes smile, crack jokes, and disappear into the night. But not everyone is celebrating. Behind closed doors, the police are furious. The heroes are acting above the law, killing criminals on sight. No arrests. No trials. Just bodies. The police commissioner warns that if this continues, traditional law enforcement will be useless. A cynical detective agrees, but there’s nothing they can do. The world sees the heroes as saviors—but what if they’re just another kind of monster? Meanwhile, in a quiet part of Saitama, high school student Kuroshi Watarabe wakes up from a terrifying nightmare—flames, screams, and a city burning to ashes. But it was just a dream… right? He pushes the thoughts aside and heads to school, where he’s just a regular third-year student, joking with his friends and dodging promises to treat them to food. But that night, everything changes.

When 27-year-old game designer Lysander Veyra accidentally triggers a prototype AI system he coded—dubbed "The Fractal Core"—he’s flung into Etherios, a fractured realm where magic is governed by arcane programming logic. Armed with a mysterious interface that merges RPG mechanics with reality-altering spells, Lysander must navigate warring factions, ancient dragon cults, and a soulbound romance with Seraphina Duskthorn, a rogue mage hunted for her forbidden mastery of Chronomancy. But the Fractal Core harbors a dark secret: Etherios itself is a dying simulation, and Lysander’s choices will either rewrite its code… or doom its 10 billion sentient souls to deletion.

Suddenly transported to ancient times, struggling to even get enough to eat? What’s this? Men are dwindling due to war, and the government assigns me a beautiful wife with orders to have a child by next year? And now, foreign invaders are threatening the heartland? No problem! Mastering math, physics, and chemistry means I can thrive anywhere! The unstoppable cavalry of the steppes? The indestructible warships of the pirates? A joke! With knowledge as my weapon, I’ll turn the tide and reshape history!

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

When the bell rang, there was a dispute in the classroom due to crowded seats. Xiao Bai pushed my desk and I couldn't sit back. The head teacher came and I joked about "townhouses", but it was still difficult to return to my seat. After my explanation, the head teacher organized the whole class to move tables and chairs, and finally solved the problem. After that, the class atmosphere improved, and this incident became a unique campus memory for me.

Ethan had hit rock bottom. His company stolen, his engagement shattered, and his future reduced to nothing but regrets, he stood at the edge of despair—until a mysterious ring changed everything. Now, against all logic, he’s been randomly recruited by the Omniversal Exploration Society (OES)—a chaotic, decentralized organization tasked with exploring the infinite unknown. With a sarcastic, jaded hologram named Galen as his “mentor,” Ethan quickly learns that exploration isn’t about peaceful discovery. It’s about fighting for your life against creatures that shouldn’t exist, surviving in realms that defy reality, and somehow not dying in the process. Of course, all the while, balancing the 'normal' life of a human.

"Why? Just why?" "Why did I became this guy?" That was the first thing I said when I see myself on the mirrors reflection. Lucien Drelmont. A bottom-tier instructor at Noctis Ardentis Academy. A joke of a character. A corrupt, talentless noble despised by both students and faculty. He was one of the early game villain, that was destined to die, a stepping stone for the protagonist, a scapegoat for the Academy, no matter what way the game is played his death was destined. And now I need to survive as him, in this hellish academy.

Our ways maybe not the most conventional But it was the most logical

Kyle, an ordinary person with a life marked by bad luck, had finally found a path and a promising future. However, his world comes crashing down when an unexpected apocalypse plunges him into a scenario as familiar as it is unfamiliar. With a survival instinct he didn't even know he possessed, he faces a vast and mysterious ocean, filled with creatures and civilizations never before seen by mankind. What caused this apocalypse, why does everything follow the logic of a game he created as a hobby, and is it possible for humanity to adapt to this new underwater environment? As he explores the depths and unravels truths beyond his comprehension, Kyle will discover that his fate and that of the world are more intertwined than he ever imagined. #apocalypse #mystery #evolution #survival #weakToStrong #romance #action #andMuchMore