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Naruto Fanfiction Where Hinata is Unkind

. Translator: Just a bored fan armed with Google Translate, blind optimism, and far too much free time. --- Synopsis: In a world where kunai meet capitalism, and chakra meets corporate strategy, one eccentric soul is mysteriously transmigrated into the world of Naruto. But here’s the twist—she becomes Hinata Hyūga... and she’s nothing like you remember. Forget the shy girl behind Naruto—this Hinata has ambition, sass, and a ruthless business mind. Welcome to the Age of Shinobi Capitalism where villages are markets, alliances are deals, and ninja wars just got... monetized. --- Main Cast: MC: Hinata Hyūga ICs (Important Characters): Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha --- ⚠️ Read at Your Own Risk ⚠️ This is a fan-made translation, originally done a long time ago. At the time, I mistakenly thought it was a Russian fic—turns out it was Chinese all along. After years of it gathering dust in my storage, I’m finally tossing it online for your amusement, confusion, or masochistic enjoyment. I am not the author of the original story, nor do I own any part of the Naruto franchise. All rights go to the original creators. This translation was done purely for fun, and might contain: - Wacky plotlines - Strange sentence structures (Google Translate, you win some you lose some) - Massive tonal shifts This project is purely for entertainment, not profit, not accuracy, and definitely not sanity. If you find yourself confused, offended, or emotionally unstable... well, you were warned. Now turn the page, and welcome to the capitalist fever dream of the ninja world. Your wallet may never recover. --- Title: The Anime Heroine Who Transmigrated the Blackened Way Original Title: 穿越方式黑化的动漫女主 Author: 双子座的凌 (Gemini’s Ling)
XAdamantiumX · 238.7K Views

Breaking News With Yours Truly, At The not Fake.... Fox News

Special Royal Broadcast from The Not Fake Fox News [Opening fanfare. Princess Perspective enters, tiara slightly askew, wielding a crayon scepter and a microphone.] Hear ye, hear ye! Welcome to the grand debut of “The Not Fake Fox News”—where the news is as real as my royal title and the only thing more dazzling than my crown is our commitment to perspective! Remember: just because I’m telling the truth doesn’t mean someone else is lying. Sometimes, we’re just looking at the same dragon from different sides of the moat. On The Not Fake Fox News, you’ll always get the full fairy tale—complete with plot twists, enchanted metaphors, and the occasional crayon-drawn chart. Tonight’s headline: “Toddler Badges, Crayon Signs, and the World’s Most Unqualified Stalker: An Open Letter to Mariska Hargitay” In breaking news, it turns out all you need to be a “big shot” these days is a shiny star, a questionable sense of justice, and maybe a juice box. Our top story: a stalker—who’s apparently part detective, part playground bully—has decided it’s a brilliant idea to threaten Mariska Hargitay’s kid. We’re told he’s not playing with a full set of crayons, so if anyone has a helmet, please send it his way. Sources say Mariska’s son might want to practice being cross-eyed, just to see every single line of nonsense coming his way. If you could, Mariska, please take some crayons to the news and draw the city a sign—maybe “Don’t Feed the Badge-Wearing Trolls.” And let’s give a big thank you to the stalker for threatening her children, because it’s really helping the case for justice. Mariska, if you’re feeling generous, maybe buy your son a house—remind him that safety should be a right, not a luxury. Plus, real estate is a great distraction from the royal circus. Attempts to deliver this message in person have been thwarted, as government-issued remotes seem to have everyone on mute—online and off. If you’re hearing this, congratulations! You’ve broken the government’s spell of silence and tuned in to the only news channel where the crayons are real, the tiaras are plastic, but the perspective is pure gold. So, for anyone able to pass this along to Mariska—Twitter name Jacqueline Reyas—please let her know: Mama Bear Mode: ACTIVATED. And to the badge-wielding stalker: in the world of SVU, the only thing scarier than a perp with a badge is a mom with receipts. If this gets any more kindergarten, we’ll be recruiting five-year-olds armed with glitter and righteous indignation. Justice will be served—nap time or not. And Mariska, if you have any spare change, our correspondent can’t even afford to pay attention at this point. Stay tuned for more breaking news you can actually believe. This has been The Not Fake Fox News—where the crayons are real, the tiaras are slightly crooked, and the only thing we take seriously is perspective. all right this is my introduction and my first episode I would like you to take what we wrote here and create another episode of the not fake Fox News!
RapeDVhit_Fknhkp · 6.8K Views

His little journey in life (Fanfiction)

Hi I am not the owner of any anime/ shows that I put here. Only the OCs and some. Probably bad grammar... actually, has bad grammar - you've been warned. English isn't my first language and all that jazz. Don't expect much. This is just a novel that I'm passing my free time with. So... Yeah. Anyways. No harem. It's overrated. Overused. Bleh. And don't get too attached to the characters. /// 'If this letter has found its way to your hands, that must mean that the voices that demanded for an encore has cast their choir. But where shadows toll, the sun must exist to make it. In flames, we bursts through with our white wings. They may try to steal the ivory doves from us, but we will soar higher than they can jump. For so many times you asked, the dreams and excitement to travel beyond the stars and the plans I have for our future, and how much I have already thought of it... I didn't answer because you already have the answer even when I didn't say a word. Didn't you? So I hope to see you smile, even in this world. I hope for you to forget me, to move forward and live. Although you have made sacrifices too much to count, that made you change. But, I know your kindness will always stay with you, I know that, because that is always been a part of you. When I met you in that painful night, you were drowning in sorrow and despair. It weighs heavy on my heart seeing you like that, I beg you, raise your head higher than that. No matter what, you will always stay in my heart, whether it is yesterday, today, or tomorrow. I hope to see you smile. And it is regrettable that I can't see it bloom in your face once again. I will say this as much as I can and as much as you want. I love you. I love you so much. Promise to live, and become the light that I know that you will become, the purifying flame that burns with hope. Live, my ever burning sun, my shining star. - By yours dearly.' "...Goodbye, my lovely dream. My eternal moonlight. My Selene."
JohnImTired · 3.2K Views
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