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Zhuang Shuqing, who is dedicated to her career, throws two hundred yuan bills: "We are all adults, mutual consent is very normal." After marriage - "Boss, Mrs. Lu has taken out your will to read again." "Hmm, I have good writing skills, let the children learn more." "Boss, Mrs. Lu said she has too many enemies and has written a will... to ask you to take a look..." "Who dares to touch my woman?" The little princess ran over, panting, "Daddy, brother took mommy and ran away!" Guard against everything, but it's hard to guard against family thieves. A certain man's handsome face turned completely black, "Someone, send the young master to a deserted island for me!"

Bai Yanliang, male, 23 years old, unmarried. Condition improving, good personality shaping, has met the discharge criteria. Today, discharged.

Lu Hua's flirting was just a joke, meant to be a harmless fun, until the untouchable Master Li Chen started listening. Transmigrated into a world of ancient scrolls, she teased him out of boredom, never expecting the icy cultivator to respond. But now his gaze lingers, his silence burns, and duty is no longer enough. Is she a fleeting star, or a fire meant to melt his frozen world?

"I have an offer for you, Charlotte." "Charlie. It's Charlie." She corrected. Francine ignored. "You allow me to switch places with you for a year and in exchange, I pay you enough to clear the hospital bills for your father." Charlotte smirks, clearly amused by the idea. "When do we start?" ______ Francine Maxwell, a twenty-year-old princess has always had one desire before she takes over the throne and succeeds in the king - her father. To live a life like an ordinary individual. To explore the world on her own. To understand the sentiments of her subjects and to soar high like a free-bird. Enter Charlotte 'Charlie' Robinson. Charlie- a twenty- year- old- has always been a tomboy for as long as she remembers. Living only with a cancer patient of a father, she has to work at a restaurant and look for part-time jobs to make ends meet and also to pay for her father's hospital bills. What would happen when these two 'identical' adults meet? Yes. You heard that right. They are not related in any way but they are look-alikes. Francine wants life to be enjoyable. She wants to break the rules for once. Charlie wants nothing more than to have enough money in her bank account to save her father's life. Will the journey be that easy? __ Warning: This story contains curse words, so if you're not used to them read them at your own risk. This story is inspired from a few movies and books. It is not a copied work as the plot is totally different.

"I will get a reward... daily?" Four years after losing his parents in a tragic house fire, Arthur Lios struggles to survive. Working tirelessly as a delivery boy to pay his sister’s hospital bills, he lives every day with pain and determination. But one evening, after finishing a delivery, he is hit by a speeding truck. Just when he thinks it’s the end... he opens his eyes in a dark void. A golden screen floats before him: [Congratulations. You have been chosen by the Providence System.] He comes back to life—but even more surprises are waiting for him. Among those surprises is a chilling question: Was his parents’ death truly an accident... or was it murder? ________________ "I will post this novel five times a week, which means five chapters per week."

Friendship is one of life's greatest treasures, a bond that grows stronger with time, laughter, and shared memories. As the group celebrates their special anniversary, it's a perfect moment to reflect on the joy and warmth that true friendship brings. From the little jokes that make them laugh until their sides hurt to the heartfelt conversations that remind them they were never alone, every moment has been a gift. Here's to the unwavering support, the countless adventures, and the simple yet profound comfort of knowing someone always has your back. Cheers to friendship, love, and the beautiful journey ahead!

They Do The Job. Just Don't Ask How. The C-Team isn’t your average group of heroes. Handpicked by an enigmatic force known as The Watchers—an ancient organization who oversee the multiverse. The C-Team are a squad of high-potential yet young misfits, sent on dangerous missions to protect the balance of the multiverse. They’re chaotic, talented, and they just about get the job done. And leading them? Haru Tadashima. Witty, introverted, and clearly out of his depth — their captain, for reasons even he doesn’t understand. But he’s their Captain, and they’re his Team — and together, they’ll save the multiverse, one step at a time. Because beneath the bickering, the jokes, and the interdimensional madness... something older is stirring. Something tied to Haru in ways even he doesn’t understand. Because behind every hero’s journey… Lies a destiny waiting to come true. New Chapter Every Tuesday & Friday at 1pm UK Time!

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ... This novel will also be added on Royalroad.com https://www.royalroad.com/profile/755228

"Someday, I will unravel this world's mysteries." After his mother got diagnosed with a terminal illness, Andrew Stilinski, sought ways to pay her mother's hospital bills. After stumbling upon an invitation within a peculiar email from The Grand Organization. He was sent down to the underground and was forced to overcome an exam against hundreds of other people with supernatural abililties called Graces. Should he be victorious, then he shall enter into an Academy where: "Debts will be payed."

ท่ามกลางดอกซากุระเมืองไทยที่ร่วงโรยผมก้มคุกเข่าเอื้อมมือจับมือหนาของอีกคน “พี่คลื่น ตั้งแต่วันนี้เป็นต้นไปพี่คลื่นไม่ต้องทำงานแล้วนะ บิลจะเป็นคนหาเลี้ยงพี่คลื่นเอง พี่คลื่นอยากได้อะไรบิลก็จะหามาให้ เพราะฉะนั้นแต่งงานกับบิลนะ” หยิบแหวนที่เตรียมไว้ในกระเป๋าจัดการสวมมันแหวนฝาขวดโซดาราคาไม่แพงถูกใส่ที่นิ้วนางของอีกคนอย่างพอดี “แม้แหวนนี้จะเป็นเพียงแค่แหวนจากฝาขวดโซดาธรรมดาแต่ความรักของบิลที่มีต่อพี่คลื่นก็ไม่เคยเปลี่ยนแปลง คิมิโนโตะนะพี่คลื่น”

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Create a bill that punishes corrupt officials with death!" But then they say: "Killing is against the law. They're human too, and have a right to live!" Damn those so-called Human Rights activists. Anyone running for office should serve the people, not exploit them. And yet, time and again— They hunger for power. They bend the laws. They steal the people’s taxes. I was nothing but a small internet café owner, struggling to pay bills. But my life changed when I stumbled upon someone in a dark web forum. A shadow with a code name, who taught me everything—from basic programming to breaching secure national servers. I became an anonymous whistleblower. Exposed corrupt politicians. Flooded social media with undeniable proof. But one night, I made a mistake. I forgot to activate my VPN. Forgot to scramble my signal. And they came. Secret agents. Black ops. They didn’t arrest me. They executed me. I thought that was the end. But fate had other plans. I woke up… not on Earth… …in a world ruled by mana and aura. A world where kingdoms rise and fall by the strength of their swordsmen and mages… …where corruption bleeds through nobility like poison in wine. And this time, I won’t make the same mistake. This time, I’ll burn their world from the inside out.

A lonely girl was deceived into being captured by a race of powerful winged mages to give birth to their kids. The hated fate of their Queen Bee was complicated by the appearance of other more powerful magicians who flew to their colony from another planet. Intro  Welcome to the universe of syrinxes - winged vampires, a multi-gender community. For two thousand years, powerful magicians have been in an endless war with the flesh-eaters Zirux, who outnumber them, so they recruited mortal people to help, colonizing 22 planets and forcing women to give birth to half-breed offspring for the needs of the war. The story begins with the first book, The Syrinxes of Zaria. The action takes place on an abandoned colony seven years away by space ship from the main stronghold of the planet Xantari, ruled by five ancient Archons.

Drowned by bills, rain, and regret, Xiao Ranyu died saving a stranger. He expected nothing in return. He woke in another world. Not just any world—Battle Through the Heavens. Reborn into the Xiao Clan as the younger brother of Xiao Yan, the future Flame Emperor himself. But fate never gives without cost. A system stirs within him, its voice cold and exacting: > [Sign-In Protocol activated. Soul synchronization complete.] Power lies within reach—but so do danger, secrecy, and the burden of choice. With fragments of a forgotten legend burning in his blood and a mysterious flame coiled in his soul, Ranyu must carve a path between shadow and fire. He isn’t here to play support. He isn’t here to kneel to destiny. This time, he’ll forge his own legend—or be consumed by the flames trying.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

Intro: A person who has the power to change their destiny can be a true hero. They thought, But were they right? Maybe, or maybe not. They can think this way when they already know the future. But how? How do they know the future of the world? Maybe by reading the world’s future like a novel, or perhaps by repeating the world again. But the question remains: How? Maybe through reincarnation, rebirth, or perhaps by being stuck in a time loop, or maybe by other means. But do they have the power to change their destiny? Only they know the answer. They could be a hero stuck in a villain's body, a side character's body, or maybe in the hero’s body. Changing destiny isn’t that hard when you know it. But a person who has the power to change the destinies without knowing the future can be a true hero. A person who can change everyone's destiny for the better is a hero. This is my first book of the series "The Hidden Character" I always wanted a story where the main character is hidden but didn't find one so I created my own. I hope you enjoy my work.

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

Three teenagers being reincarnated into a fantasy world, a joke fantasy adventure based off a Dungeons & Dragons campaign between good friends.

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

|SEASON 1 OF BILL AND THE WHISTLING DEATH| |9X FEATURED · WATTPAD CREATORS PROGRAM| A troubled veteran attempts to forget the past by volunteering at Patriots Point Naval and Maritime Museum, but it proves difficult when he's close to the plane that changed his life forever--the Corsair. *** Retired Navy pilot William Beckington never planned to move on after The Incident and has lived with the guilt for seventy years. After failed attempts with PTSD counselors, his daughter recommends that he begin volunteering on the aircraft carrier CV-10 in Charleston, South Carolina. Reluctantly, Bill agrees, but his decision proves difficult when he stumbles back into the world of Corsairs, the plane he'd rather forget. Seeing that The Incident still haunts him, Bill's new friends attempt to help him remember his long-lost joy; he attends Bulldog Tours, learns the stories of other veterans, and strangely finds himself near the Corsair more than he would like. While nothing will free his mind from the traumatizing Incident, Bill must find a way to push past his grief and guilt to live the life he is meant to live--and rekindle his best friend's legacy before he succumbs. *** *There is a queer side character in this story, but it remains relatively quiet and is not the story's primary focus.* *Moral Lesson: "Loss hurts, but it's not the end of the world."* *Word Count: 50,000-52,000* Are you curious about the airplanes we have at Patriots Point? Feel free to check them out! https://www.patriotspoint.org/things-to-do/aircraft

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

"You're actually just here because you have no choice. The contract has been signed and there's no need going back. However, you must not expect me to love you, Carlos Bill does not love anyone..." His eyes were so cold that the small petite girl shivered under the weight of his heavy aura. "The day you demand for my love, that day will be the last for our relationship! I hope I've made myself clear?" Anna nodded as she gulped. He smiled and slowly pulled her in for a hug. ___ Sheltered and cared for, Annabel Liam, twenty years old, diagnosed to have the very same illness that had been the cause of her father's death, she lived a carefree life, working in a hospital as a cleaner. She grew up with a loving family and came from a good background, but when her ailment became worse, and she neared her death, she decided to experience the feeling of love and the feeling of being married. Maybe... just maybe, she would actually find solace in the great beyond if eventually she dies.

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Short intro: What she can’t stand the most is the streets full of effeminate men, especially that so-called top beauty whom she avoids at all costs. Shen Yaoxing looks at Jiang Mingyue, who keeps approaching her with coy shyness. Shen Yaoxing: Bro, don’t be like this, I’m really about to throw up! * At first he thought she was just using the trick of feigning indifference to attract his attention. Later, he learned that she truly despised him. This dealt a heavy blow to Jiang Mingyue, and he vowed to make her, like everyone else, fall at his feet in worship! *** Synopsis: Shen Yaoxing’s version: Before transmigrating, Shen Yaoxing only wanted to find a reliable man to spend her life with. Who knew that after transmigrating, she would become a reliable woman herself… A forced misandrist, highly skilled, and reliable female lead vs. An initially aloof and arrogant, later morbid, obsessed male lead

Intro 1 Something seems a bit off about this world. Wang Zhao thought as she watched a pregnant man walking towards her… Intro 2 Female lead finds herself in a world where the men who possess the ability to bear children. As she navigates this unfamiliar reality, she is caught off guard by the sudden appearance of her boyfriend, who reveals that he is pregnant. Is this truly her boyfriend? Why can’t she recall any details about their time together? She begins to doubt whether the child her boyfriend is carrying is even hers. Is there a hidden reason behind her amnesia, or could it be a side effect of her sudden arrival in this strange new world? Just when it seems the protagonist’s life couldn’t become any more entangled, her ex-boyfriend makes an unexpected appearance, raising questions about the protagonist’s past. P/S: Yandere male lead, Female-dominant World

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason

Martin, a 30-year-old corporate manager’s life was flatter than an ironing board. His sarcastic corporate dad jokes light up the office, but not his poor, old soul. One day, a former coworker and mentee of his told him to try out a new game that nobody had heard of. With nothing in his calendar other than visiting his old man in a retirement home, Martin decided, why not? He logged into the game and was immediately shooed away and called an old man. Fortunately, a god saw his PowerPoint-induced trauma and unshakable deadline discipline and gave him a magic IDE, one that he could use to copy, create, and edit magic spells on his own. Follow Martin’s journey as he abused his IDE to create magical tools, golems, and magical versions of modern weapons. Alongside bringing Kaizen and KPI to the medieval fantasy world.