Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Determined to make something out of her life, Trinity, whose wish was to make her mother proud and walk tall in front of her enemies, received her chance on the day that she got fired from work. A moment that was supposed to bring her down and turn her into a laughingstock provided her with an opportunity and one she wouldn’t let go of easily. After being raised by her mother singlehandedly, she just wanted to return that grace and make her mama proud, but it wasn’t as easy as she thought. The reality was very harsh and taught her grave lessons. That wish nearly failed to get fulfilled until that unfortunate and fortunate day. They always say that when a door closes, another door opens, and that’s exactly what she experienced on that day. It was a day that she would never forget and always be grateful for the rest of her life. Bound to a tycoon system, Trinity vowed to work hard until she made it and made her mama proud like she had envisioned. Add the book to your library, follow the story, and vote.

Just me venting my feelings to words! You don't have to read it though.

An over confident lady who thinks that all boys will kneel before her will encounter a man who seems to unlike every girl in the world. Will she be able to melt this man's stone heart with her charisma or will she fall for her own trap?

obceno, aventura

In a fascinating world of Archia, people are born with mana/magic and they can use their mana after they make a pact with a spirit in the forest of life. Each person can have one of the five types of spirits, fire, earth, water, air and space. Our FL Cassandra Von Bonbourte is the first princess of Galendale kingdom and one and only in the whole kingdom who didn't receive any spirit, she was called bad luck, cursed ones who brings disasters to the people around her. She was sent away in an abandoned palace where she spent her child to young adult life until she was called back to marry the crown prince of Asterlayham empire, biggest and the most powerful empire who is rumoured to be super ugly and fat. 1. What her life would be in a foreign land where everything is unknown ? 2. Will her husband really is as ugly and fat as rumoured described ? 3. What secrets she will unlock about herself that are hidden deep in ? 4. And who are those people that are after her life ? [ stay with me to find out ] THINGS THAT MIGHT INTEREST YOU ABOUT THIS BOOK 1. FANTASY WORLD : first of all, this story is based in a where everyone can use magic, has cute fairy like spirits, monsters, demons etc. 2. COOL, STRONG FL : as the FL was fend off to live on her own when she was young, she became independent and strong. She is determined type and knows how to do things right.( well, most of the time) 3. FLUFFY, SILLY ROMANCE : well! both main characters are dumb when it comes to love. One is a cry baby and other one is his nanny, one is shy and easily gets embarrass type and another is straightforward and sharp, one is a over thinker and another is also an over thinker. 4. Truck- load of DRAMAS : all the drama lovers, this could be your book as it is filled with them. 5. GOOD AMOUNT OF ROMCOM : you like misunderstandings, confusion and funny scenarios in stories, you should give it a shot. #. I will be uploading every two days.

After I was regressed in time as a girl, I decided to support my newfound vtuber daughters!

Heartbroken after catching her boyfriend cheating with his colleague on Valentine's Day, Anya impulsively proposes to a stranger in a fit of rage. The stranger, a charming and enigmatic man, accepts her proposal without hesitation. As Anya grapples with the consequences of her impulsive decision, she discovers that her "husband" is not just a random passerby, but someone with a mysterious and powerful connection to her life. He's not just a stranger; he's her boyfriend's boss, a man known for his wealth and influence, but who has kept his true identity hidden from Anya. Now, trapped in a web of lies and deceit, Anya must navigate the treacherous waters of her unexpected marriage while uncovering the truth about her "husband" and his hidden agenda.

Abused and expelled from her pack for being fat, Cassie has to find a new alpha, one that is willing to take her with her flaws. She has heard of Abel, an alpha with a bad temper, who was expelled from his original pack and created his own in some mysterious way. She can only hope he will accept her. Every person Abel takes into his pack has some flaw that has been rejected by others, but he doesn’t see flaws, just beauty. When he first sees Cassie, he knows he wants her. He senses the darkness and the strength inside her, and he has no choice but to use every single means possible to make her crack, so that she can use the strength that now terrifies her. Only by pushing her is he able to get under her skin and unleash the power that Cassie holds. But Abel’s needs come flooding him. He’s the alpha, meant to be strong. No woman has ever been able to handle him. Has he found that woman in Cassie? Can she handle his brand of control? His need to protect?

"One plus one equals to two, prove me wrong " ".... I don't find anything wrong " " See that, I am never wrong " ".....? "

Sometimes the one thing you are looking for is the one thing you can't see.

Like any 18 year old high school student, Kim Ji-Hye was just busy struggling with expectations and exams. The biggest worries? Overbearing parents and college entrance exams. That, of course, was the case until she accidentally found herself in an unexpected circumstance that led straight into the glowing gates of death! One moment, she was zoning out on an empty school corridor. The next? She was smack in the middle of a field that was way too over dramatic with the moon lighting up the surrounding and to add to it all, questioning all her life decisions. “What the hell? Where the HELL AM I?" Before she managed to figure out whether she had been taken hostage, sedated, or was indeed deceased, the reality had another surprise in store for her. The field evaporated. She was now in a never-ending white void. “Ah right, that is just brilliant. Another case of teleportation. Is my life really that boring that I actually find this exciting?” “Why do you think so?” a deep, unbothered voice replied. Ji-Hye screamed. Floating, there in front of her was a god that was the epitome of ‘a literal god.’ “WHO ARE YOU?” The God sighed. “Welcome Ji-Hye. I do not really know how you made it here, but… yeah, this is awkward.” Ji-Hye blinked. “Am I dead?” "Is that your final guess?" "Nope." “Then where am I?” "Alternate reality." “And how did I get here?” "Because your universe's God did an ‘oopsie’ and misplaced you." “Excuse me?” Apparently, some celestial treasure named Ezekiel was supposed to keep her safely in her time screwed up so badly that she ended up in a reality she wasn’t even supposed to exist in. THANKS EZEKIEL! "So what now?" Ji-hye asked, still trying to process the fact that divine beings are capable of making stupid mistakes The god who introduced himself in a head-turning fashion as Kashigami sighed once more. “Well, I need to send you back… but the thing is, I have no clue which universe is yours. So it might take some time.” “And how long is ‘some time’?” “Perhaps 500 years.” Ji-hye’s eyes had never been so wide. “WHAT IN THE FU–” And there started the journey which I (the author) could describe in many different ways, but for Ji-hye, it was undoubtedly the most unhinged. ✨ READ NOW TO FIND OUT: ✔ How does Ji-hye handle being an anomaly? ✔ Will Kashigami ever be useful? (Spoiler: Probably not.) ✔ Will she ever return home, or is she stuck in this SPACE WARP forever? 5K VIEWS CELEBRATION! JOIN THE DISCORD SERVER https://discord.gg/9Y2KUg3e code is "Ji-hye"

Before her rebirth, Lin Yuhuan was foolish, too trusting, too naive. She lost her family's fortune, was framed by her wicked stepsister, and was thrown into prison like a criminal. On her birthday, the man she loved, the fiancé she had given her heart to, shamelessly handed her over to another man like she was nothing more than a whore. She died full of hatred. But fate wasn’t done with her. Reborn before everything fell apart, Lin Yuhuan knew she couldn’t be soft-hearted anymore. This time, she would protect her family, destroy her enemies, and never waste her love on the wrong man again. And the man she had feared and avoided in her past life? Gu Beishen—the cold, untouchable power in the business world, became her only salvation. "Mr. Gu, are you thirsty or hungry? Is there anything you like?" Lin Yuhuan asked, standing beside him with a cup of tea, her voice gentle but cautious. Gu Beishen’s dark eyes locked onto hers. He lifted her chin, a slow, dangerous smirk curving his lips. "I like you."

Wen Yiran was betrayed. The man she loved sent her to a mental hospital, leaving her to suffer in agony. Branded as insane, abandoned, and tortured, she endured unspeakable pain. Electroshock therapy, isolation, and despair, until she fell into a coma and gave birth to twins. But when she woke up, only one of her children was in her arms. Four years later, she finally escapes with her younger son determined to find the child stolen from her. But before she can, she’s caught—again—by Fu Xichen, the very man who destroyed her life. "You sent me away yourself. We have nothing to do with each other anymore," she says, holding her son close. But Fu Xichen only chuckled darkly, caging her against the wall. "Over? You gave me two sons, Wen Yiran. You’ll never be free from me." Before she could lash out, her little boy stepped up, glaring. With his tiny foot, he kicked Fu Xichen’s shin. "Be nice, bad daddy! Or I’ll find Mommy a better husband!" Silence. Then, a deep, dangerous laugh. Fu Xichen’s eyes burned with something unreadable as he called over the older twin, the son she’d been searching for. "Take your brother outside to play," he said smoothly. The moment they left, he grabbed Wen Yiran, pulling her against him. His breath brushed against her ear, sending shivers down her spine. "How about we have another child?" She should hate him. She should run. But with her sons caught between them, escaping Fu Xichen might not be so easy this time…

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

An unremarkable and socially awkward eighth-grade student navigates the mundane routines of high school life, blending seamlessly into the background. Like many of his peers, he harbors simple aspirations—friendship, recognition, and a sense of belonging. However, his quiet existence is abruptly disrupted when an unforeseen and unfortunate incident unfolds, causing significant turmoil within the school. Due to his lack of prominence and timid nature, his inadvertent involvement in the event leads to widespread resentment among his fellow students. As he becomes painfully aware of the disdain directed toward him, he is forced to confront the consequences of his actions. Plagued by self-doubt and social alienation, he grapples with an agonizing dilemma—does he still have the chance to restore his reputation and regain the respect of his peers? This poignant journey, infused with darkly relatable humor, navigates the complexities of self-worth, societal perception, and redemption. Through moments of introspection and absurdity, it challenges one’s understanding of identity and belonging. Witness his arduous struggle as he seeks to reclaim his dignity and forge meaningful connections in an environment that has turned against him.

En un mundo donde lo extraordinario se encuentra en lo cotidiano, Oak, un niño de madera creado por su solitario padre carpintero, vive una existencia feliz en su acogedora cabaña en el bosque. Sin embargo, su felicidad se desmorona cuando su padre se enamora de una mujer que no acepta a Oak debido a su peculiaridad. A medida que su nueva madre da a luz a una hija, la vida se vuelve aún más complicada para Oak, quien anhela la compañía de su hermana. Un día, cuando un lobo ataca a su hermana, Oak arriesga su seguridad para protegerla, pero su acto heroico es malinterpretado. Desesperado, se ve obligado a escapar al bosque, donde un encuentro mágico con un hada llamada Hacintio le ofrece una nueva oportunidad

"Ayoko Mama! Dito lang ako. 'Tsaka Ma, sino 'yang bestfriend mong 'yan? Baka patayin din ako tulad ng ginawa mo sa akin kanina Mama," mariing tutol ko sa gusto ni Mama. "No, Dos. That's final. Nakausap ko na siya kanina at nagkasundo na kami. Ihahatid ka bukas ni Aya doon. Huwag kang mag-alala, mabait 'yon basta matino ka," sabay ngisi sa akin ni Mama. Ano kayang naghihintay kay Dos sa mansion kasama ang babaeng magpapatino sa kanya?

"No, Mama! I want to stay here. And who’s your best friend? She might kill me like you almost did earlier, Mama," I firmly opposed her decision. "No, Dos. That's final. I talked to her earlier, and we’ve already agreed. Aiya will take you there tomorrow. Don’t worry; she’s nice, as long as you behave," Mama grinned at me. What awaits Dos at the mansion with the woman who will straighten her out?

Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy. The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch! In the depths of shadow and the dark tide. Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World. The World began to buzz with activity! A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner. "I like to develop!" "Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and Evil God's skeletons?" "I told you, I like to develop, and this is the fate of those who hindered my growth!!"

Anna's world was crumbling. Her mother's life was fading away, and the medical bills were choking her. In desperation, she made a decision that would cost her a lifetime: a decision to become a baby mama for the wealthy and jerky Adams Winthrop. Adams, the sole heir of the Winthrop Fashion Empire, needed an heir to secure his inheritance. But with his playboy lifestyle and lack of interest in commitment, finding a willing partner seemed impossible. That was until he laid eyes on Anna at the clubhouse. She was in dire need of cash, and he needed a baby. It was a match made of convenience, not love, or so they thought. As the months went by, Anna found herself falling head over heels for the charming and captivating Adams. But could she truly fall for a man who only wanted her for her womb?

Stefania Hayden es una mujer de 25 años con una vida aparentemente tranquila y feliz, pero con muchos secretos que provienen de un pasado tormentoso. Un pasado que volverá a su vida, gracias a su proyecto más codiciado pero que luego llegara con más fuerza, cuando ella comience a recordar cosas que había olvidado por culpa del accidente que sufrió hace diez años atrás. Recuerdos que la llevaran a investigar para descubrir verdades que le fueron negadas desde su infancia y que la llevaran hacer justicia, una justicia que no tuvo ni ella ni su madre en su momento y que gracias a la posición que tiene ahora podrá intentar conseguirlo. Pero su camino no será nada fácil, porque tendrá que enfrentar sus más profundos miedos y enfrentar a las personas que más le hicieron daño, en especial su verdadera familia. Dándose cuenta de que nadie es lo que parece, pero aún así, estará dispuesta hacer lo que sea necesario para que los culpables caigan sin imaginarse tampoco que el amor de su vida que conoció desde pequeña volverá a hacerse presenta y que al igual que ella, él sentía lo mismo o lo siente aún después de creerla muerta por diez años...

La posible desicion que cambie mi mundo como lo conzoco, Muero yo o muere mis pabres junto a mi nacion, llorar en tiempos de guerra es un climen solo me queda esperar que mis manos no tengan mas sangre en mi siguiente mision. @thebadoman

Yo reencarnó en el mundo de Naruto tras una muerte inesperada en mi vida fría y aburrida....acompañame a ver como será me vida en este mundo nuevo donde yo soy me protagonista.