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Bound to a bed for his entire life, Han Seojun dreamed of a world beyond his sterile room—a world of soaring mountains, clashing swords, and the freedom to move. When death finally claimed him, he expected nothing but darkness. Instead, he awoke in the body of a young boy in the chaotic world of Cultivation, with a mysterious system as his guide. Now, armed with the ability to learn and master martial arts at an unprecedented speed, Han Seojun must navigate a world of deadly sects, ancient secrets But as he rises from a weakling to a legend, he discovers that the system guides him in learning Techniques. From the bustling streets of martial cities to the misty peaks of hidden sects, Han Seojun will carve his name into the annals of Xianxia. But will he become a hero, a villain, or something else entirely?

A guy has his choice of any female he wants, but there is only one he wants.... his waifu! Full of lewd, perverted humour, painfully awkward moments, and a barrage of cringey memes, fourth-wall breaks, and pop culture references.

John awakened to a cold, concrete room, with no memory of how he got there, nor much of what occurred before. Approached with floating screens, and a new body, the world formed itself around him, leaving only a path forward. After fighting through an unforgivable scenario, he awakens years later in the 2nd layer, a dense, non-euclidian collection of offices, hotels, and common rooms, surrounded by an unending void. Eager to find others, he discovers that he's not alone... all of humanity has experienced the same thing, and many have lived in this hell for years, looking for answers. John must navigate this strange new world, dodging terrifying monsters, gaining power, and learning the boundaries of this insane reality. Note: This story does NOT use ai in any way, but the cover is a temporary AI cover, made by Gemini AI Image Generation, which serves as a placeholder and inspiration for when I eventually spend the time to make one myself. Once again, there is NO ai use in editing, brainstorming, proof-reading, or writing. The entire creative process is mine and mine alone. The cover art is not subject to copyright. 2nd Note: Hey hi, I just wanted to talk about the LITRPG aspect of this story. I generally dislike a heavy emphasis on LITRPG, because I think later in the story it can become a number-hungry, scattered story with tens of abilities, which I think doesn't give a good reading experience. While I value the progression fantasy, I prefer not going along with typical forms of LITRPG, and instead using the stats and titles as more of a guideline for the strength characters earn. Therefore, there are no levels, no stat gain quests or anything similar to that. Stats increase as the character physically becomes stronger, not artificially. Items don't give arbitrary stats or attack power that means essentially nothing (like attack from solo leveling - love that story btw, literally one of my favorite stories ever). So yea, the power system is less of giving people power, and more of guiding people through their progression. Plus, it leaves more room for the traits system to take place, which [redacted]. So yea, hope you enjoy this, but you won't see "level up" anywhere throughout this story. Thanks for reading! This story can be found on Royal Road (the main publishing site I use, and Webnovel.com) Link for Royal Road: https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/104179/silentium-univsersi

A story that I’m making on my free time. This is my first time writing a story so please expect boring stuff and cringe stuff but if you do like it please share with friends I really wanna enjoy making work people enjoy make sure to criticize and tell me where to work on :)

Iona, who lived his life like a turtle always hiding in his shell, died of a heart attack and was inexplicably reincarnated as a turtle in an unknown world. Knowing nothing of his current world, Iona tried to live his life normally as an ordinary turtle. Living in this seemingly ordinary island, although he was bullied by animals larger than him, Iona never suspected anything. Iona grew and grew until no one in the island could mess with him anymore. He thought he could finally live his retirement life in advance, however, one day, as he was taking a nap, the ground shook and the world turned dark. Iona looked up and saw a giant turtle head. The giant turtle head went closer and closer, then it opened its mouth and bit his shell. Without waiting for Iona to react, the turtle head threw him in the air, off the island. Iona landed in the sea with a huge splash, then when he looked up to see the island he was living up to now, he saw something unbelievable—— he saw the island drifted off. And as the island went further and further away from him, Iona finally saw the big picture. ——It turned out to be a giant turtle... He was living on top of the turtle's shell all this time. Only then did Iona realized that he was living in a mysterious and magical world, and his normal ordinary life was no more. Now, Iona was just a turtle drifting off the sea without a home. And so, Iona's adventure begins.

Well this sucks oh well might as well show people how to get stuff done and be back home Tea

Turtle Moon grew up carefree. His family lives in the countryside of a small country. This story is about his life, his struggles, and his adventures. Follow him as he explores the universe and beyond.

KINGDOM(EARTH) HEARTS(WATER) 3(LIGHT) MEMORY(TIME) ARCHIVE(TIME+EARTH) 5(FAMILY) DARKNESS Organization 13's true goal is to divide Xehanort's heart among 13 vessels; 13 Xehanorts, what is? The Real Organization 13; now Master Xehanort has warned of a 3rd attempt to start his War; All of this was decided. My 12 selves would welcome me here on this day when I would return as a complete person. It is the future that lies beyond my sight. Let us finish this at the Fated Place when your Lights and my Darknesses have joined together. Even Time itself cannot contain Xehanort's ambitions. 7 Lights; 13 Darknesses; The End is coming.

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Sam was a normal 18 year old guy one minute, and the next he was summoned to be a hero of the world Nova. Will he be the Hero that Nova needs? Will he be the being that destroys it. Or will he become something else all together. Find out in The Birth Of A Trickster

Xu Feng transmigrated into the cultivation world with only one useless cheat. When he was born, the Golden Armored Spiritual Turtle had just hatched, and according to the family tradition, it was bestowed upon him as his companion spiritual beast. Thinking that the Golden Armored Spiritual Turtle had an extraordinary bloodline, he believed it would become a great companion in the future. However, to his surprise, it took twenty years for it to reach the Qi-Refining stage. So Xu Feng gave up all his expectations. He decided to keep nurturing it. If he failed, he could just pass it on to future generations. Unexpectedly... A colossal golden turtle, as vast as the entire world, lay across the shattered land. Looking at the devastated world, Xu Feng harshly tapped the head of the golden turtle. "Try to be more gentle next time!"

just a bunch of stories with songs. each story will have its own volume.

The rural barbarian Chu grew strong and obtained the "Nine Transformations of Yin and Yang Pupil Technique", transforming into an unparalleled divine doctor, feng shui master, saving lives and helping the injured, and finding dragons by fixing acupoints! The intersection of fate with a stunningly beautiful woman... captures her heart. There are also those who fight against the strong and powerful, eliminate the wicked, punish the best relatives, and lead the villagers to become rich and lift themselves out of poverty.

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Rong Shengsheng fue horriblemente perseguida por sus hermanas gemelas y arrojada a las profundidades insondables del océano, colgando por un hilo entre la vida y la muerte. Cinco años más tarde, hizo un fuerte regreso con su adorable hijo. Durante el día, era una humilde y poco atractiva limpiadora en la empresa. Por la noche, era una bailarina seductora que ponía el mundo patas arriba, por quien los jóvenes adinerados de Pekín tirarían sus fortunas. Sin embargo, Rong Shengsheng accidentalmente se puso del lado incorrecto del frío y despiadado—Li Hanxian. Una noche profunda, Li Hanxian derribó la puerta con un enjambre de guardaespaldas, la acorraló en la esquina de la cama, su tono profundo y gélido—¿Quién te dio permiso para tener mi hijo en secreto? Rong Shengsheng estaba inquieta—¿Qué quieres? El hombre sonrió con sorna, sacó un deslumbrante anillo de diamantes, se arrodilló en una rodilla—Por supuesto, es para casarme contigo.

Rong Shengsheng wurde von ihren Zwillingsschwestern grausam verfolgt und in die unergründlichen Tiefen des Ozeans geworfen, wo sie am seidenen Faden zwischen Leben und Tod hing. Fünf Jahre später feierte sie mit ihrem bezaubernden Kind ein starkes Comeback. Tagsüber war sie eine bescheidene und unattraktive Reinigungskraft in der Firma. Nachts war sie eine verführerische Tänzerin, die die Welt auf den Kopf stellte und für die die wohlhabenden jungen Männer von Peking ihr Vermögen wegwerfen würden. Doch Rong Shengsheng geriet versehentlich auf die falsche Seite der kalten und rücksichtslosen Li Hanxian. In einer tiefen Nacht trat Li Hanxian mit einem Schwarm von Leibwächtern die Tür ein, drückte sie gegen die Ecke des Bettes und sagte in eisigem Ton: "Wer hat dir erlaubt, heimlich ein Kind von mir zu bekommen?" Rong Shengsheng wurde unruhig: "Was willst du?" Der Mann grinste, holte einen atemberaubenden Diamantring hervor und kniete nieder: "Natürlich, du willst mich heiraten."

Rong Shengsheng était horriblement persécutée par ses sœurs jumelles et jetée dans les profondeurs insondables de l'océan, suspendue à un fil entre la vie et la mort. Cinq ans plus tard, elle faisait un retour triomphal avec son adorable enfant. Le jour, elle était une modeste et peu attirante femme de ménage dans la société. La nuit, elle était une danseuse séduisante qui bouleversait le monde, pour laquelle les jeunes hommes riches de Pékin gaspillaient leur fortune. Cependant, Rong Shengsheng s'était accidentellement mis à dos le froid et impitoyable—Li Hanxian. Une nuit profonde, Li Hanxian enfonça la porte avec une nuée de gardes du corps, la coinça contre le coin du lit, sa voix profonde et glacée, "Qui t'a donné la permission d'avoir secrètement mon enfant?" Rong Shengsheng était mal à l'aise, "Que veux-tu ?" L'homme esquissa un sourire, sortit une éblouissante bague en diamant, s'agenouilla sur un genou, "Évidemment, c'est pour me marier avec moi."

there are never enough ways to see reality, we all find it’s truths wearing different clothes. it might be in the eye of a dead fish, or the veins of an autumn leaf, or even in the silver lining of rolling clouds. but if you see it, I’m just the right way, under just the right circumstances, you might just learn something about how the universe works, and if you do, you should be wary where you step, or else you might trip upon a way to look past the lies protecting you.

Not because of the AI story, but because of contracts. I feel like it is best to not want to get a story popular on this website. I have one good story and I might write other stuff, but for now I will erase this on this story on this website.

What happens when an ordinary guy finds himself in the most extraordinary position? Meet Jake, a laid-back underachiever who suddenly wakes up in the body of the President of a quirky, chaotic nation! With a cabinet full of oddball advisors, a nation on the brink of hilarity, and a series of outrageous events spiraling out of control, Jake must navigate the treacherous waters of politics, diplomacy, and, of course, the constant barrage of memes. Armed with nothing but his offbeat sense of humor and a knack for bizarre solutions, Jake dives headfirst into a whirlwind of diplomatic disasters, celebrity antics, and mind-boggling conspiracies. As he tries to juggle international crises with a series of laugh-out-loud moments, he quickly discovers that leading a country is no joke—especially when his predecessors left behind a mountain of absurd problems.

Betrayed by his own family, Carrick Aurum Gale was left for dead. But death was only the beginning. Reborn with a powerful system, Erebus, Carrick rises from the ashes to reclaim his rightful place as the most powerful Mafia Lord. With ruthless determination and cunning strategy, he builds a new empire, the Zenith Family, and sets his sights on vengeance against those who wronged him. The streets will run red, allegiances will be tested, and the very foundations of power will be shaken. The boy who was once discarded will become the master of his own destiny. Witness the unrelenting ascent of Aurum Zenith, the Mafia Lord who will stop at nothing to claim his throne.

A chance encounter with Goku at a small market in Satan City turns your life upside down. What starts as curiosity blossoms into forbidden feelings, challenging fate itself. With Bulma, Vegeta, and cosmic forces against you, can love defy destiny — or will duty prevail?

Un alpinista en busca de ayuda encuentra una peculiar aldea, gore fanatismo y una comunidad extraña son algunas de las cosas que le aguardan a nuestro protagonista.

So basically this is Maze Runner, mixed with Kill the Sun mixed with some random novels I've read and games I've played, so Enjoy! Also this is my first time writing so I'm sure it'll be filled with plot holes and inconsistency and stuff, but I hope you'll enjoy it regardless. . . . Also although I posted it, Im still fixing a lot of errors and spelling mistakes and stuff, I was kinda nervous that I would somehow delete all of them if I didnt post the chapters, sorry.

Growing up and only knowing the cold harshness of winter, was hard for 16 year old Bradin. Being a slave was even harder. However one chance encounter with a strange man in a black cloak will change his life forever.

A place where I write several stories New Stuff Coming SOON!!!

Explicitly, this is a collection of plays, essays, descriptions, poems, letters, biographies, blogs (stuff) I've written for school assessments over the recent years. Some of these may eventually become a standalone novel, but that is yet to be decided. And hence, the title "Precedence" is given to this novel.

Meet Jayden, your average middle schooler—if by "average" you mean someone who hears voices in his head, has uncontrolled psychic abilities, and is constantly on the run from people he can't see. Life was going fine, you know, just the typical teen drama—until Jayden learned he wasn’t as normal as he thought. One minute, he's having class learning long division, trying to make it through the school day, and the next, he’s got invisible men hunting him down for reasons he doesn’t understand. Sure, that’s a Tuesday for some, but for Jayden, it’s just the beginning of a very weird, and very dangerous, journey. Apparently, these men aren’t fans of Jayden's newfound powers. And in the midst of all this, Anna—his so-called friend—has some questionable motives of her own, leading to a betrayal that throws Jayden into a storm of chaos he didn’t ask for. Enter the mysterious man—let’s call him the guy with a plan. This man swoops in like some kind of mysterious mentor figure who sees potential in Jayden (don’t worry, he’s not here to make him a superhero—far from it). No, this guy sees a lot of raw, untapped psychic chaos and decides to take Jayden under his wing. It’s all very sinister and very confusing, but Jayden doesn’t have time to process it because he's suddenly plucked out of his life, thrown onto a private jet, and given an offer: join the fight, or become a pawn in a game he doesn't understand. And just when Jayden thinks he’s reached rock bottom, he’s introduced to Nadya—one part pilot, one part “I’ll break you if you don’t get your act together” drill sergeant. She’s assigned to “train” Jayden, but don’t get too excited—she’s not exactly on the whole “let’s make him a hero” bandwagon. No, she’s got her own issues, and they’re all written in sharp, Russian-accented sarcasm. The good news? She’s tough. The bad news? Jayden’s about to get thrown into a warzone. Because what’s the best way to “train” someone with uncontrollable psychic powers? Send them into an international conflict, obviously. So, what’s a guy like Jayden supposed to do when he’s got powers, a bunch of shady people telling him what to do, and absolutely no clue who to trust? He can either lean into the darkness and become a villain, or... well, become a hero. Maybe. It’s not looking great for him, though. But here’s the kicker—he didn’t ask for this. In fact, Jayden would much rather go back to his old life of trying to avoid attention, and definitely not end up in some high-stakes international conspiracy. But since life doesn’t care about your plans, Jayden’s about to dive into something far bigger than himself. And it’s going to be explosive—literally. Will Jayden succumb to the chaos? Will he learn how to control his powers? Or will he burn it all down and go down in a blaze of psychic glory? You'll have to stick around to find out. Spoiler: There’s a lot of unpredictable in his future. And honestly? That’s just how he likes it.

There was a turtle here, A Devine Turtle has appeared * It's not my Original Novel Its a Translated altered version of a Chinese Novel. *