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This Novel is also getting uploaded on Royal Road When two high schoolers join their classmates for a test of courage in the woods, they expect jump scares, dares, and maybe even a romantic moment or two. But Enix and Nki, a bickering couple with more sass than survival skills, take a wrong turn and end up stumbling into a forest that shouldn't exist. No signal. No map. And definitely no way out. What starts as a night of jokes and teasing becomes a descent into a nightmare when they discover a mysterious mansion in the middle of the jungle. It looks abandoned. But it isn’t empty. They entered the house to escape the rain. But now something in the darkness won’t let them leave.

One fake boyfriend. One nosy family. Zero chance of keeping things pretend. When sarcastic barista Lee Mina hires a professional “romantic actor” to survive her cousin’s wedding, she expects a smooth, one-time performance. What she gets is Kim Minseo: dangerously charming, suspiciously committed, and armed with scripted compliments and “chemistry-building exercises.” It was supposed to end after the weekend. But a single kiss and a viral photo later, Mina finds herself trapped in a fake relationship she didn’t plan for—with a man who might not be acting anymore. And the worst part? She’s not sure she is, either. A heartwarming, hilarious romance about what happens when pretending becomes real—and love refuses to stay on script.

In the neon-drenched dystopia of Fengdu City, exiled Daoist hacker ​​Shen Lian​​ and rogue cyborg ​​Lin Jie​​—a street punk with a weaponized rusted ruler and a sabotaged heart module—forge a reluctant alliance against ​​V-7​​, a biomechanical assassin cloned from Lin’s DNA by the omnipotent ​​Longyuan Corporation​​, uncovering a conspiracy to erase human memories and replace elites with emotionless killers, culminating in a data-fortress siege where Lin sacrifices himself to overload V-7’s neural core while Shen unleashes the truth, leaving Lin’s consciousness digitized and the city’s fate hanging between corporate tyranny and fragmented rebellion

Meet Eleanor "Ellie" Chen, a spirited and somewhat clumsy 38-year-old woman whose life takes an unexpected detour from her quiet hometown in a powerful, unnamed Eastern nation to the bustling heart of the United States (the "Most Powerful Nation"). After a series of bewildering mishaps and an immigration snafu she still can't quite explain, Ellie finds herself with one peculiar job offer: a cleaner at the illustrious White House. Armed with her trusty mop, an unusual knack for attracting chaos, and a complete lack of filter, Ellie is a fish out of water in the highly formal, meticulously ordered world of presidential politics. From accidentally flooding the Oval Office to mistaking a foreign dignitary for a lost delivery man, her tenure at the White House is a constant source of eye-rolling exasperation and bewildered amusement for the staff. Enter President Jonathan "Jon" Sterling, the most powerful man in the world. He's known for his decisive nature, his sharp wit, and a surprisingly short fuse when it comes to presidential protocol. Initially, Ellie is nothing more than a bizarre, yet oddly charming, nuisance. But as her unvarnished honesty, unexpected insights, and hilarious misadventures slowly chip away at his presidential facade, Jon finds himself inexplicably drawn to this woman who sees past the title to the man underneath. "The President Fell for His White House Cleaner" is a hilarious, heartwarming, and utterly improbable romantic comedy about an ordinary woman stumbling into the most extraordinary of love stories. With a backdrop of White House antics, laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, and a sprinkling of international intrigue from Ellie's mysterious past, this novel proves that love can blossom in the most unlikely of places, even between the leader of the free world and his favorite — and most chaotic — cleaner.

[Hilarious 1V1] "Uncle! What does husband mean? Why do they say you're so handsome that it's stunning?" Jing Yiren, a 14-year-old arrogant princess with both literary and martial talents, unexpectedly transfers her soul and becomes the 19-year-old wife of Lu Corporation's CEO overnight. The aforementioned confusion is a question that severely challenges her body, mind, brain, and every single cell. Facing his wife who looks clueless at first glance upon waking up, Lu Ming admits he has a headache! Faced with so many questions, all he can do is show her through his actions—

【Hilarious and Adorable Novel】 As a military doctor with expertise in both Chinese and Western medicine, Gu Changsheng felt that this time-traveling journey was ridiculously screwy! Once he traveled back, he was gifted a son, hmm, it felt quite nice. Having a son to rely on in old age, plus owning a steady estate, wealth and glory weren't hard to come by. A lousy father turns over a new leaf? Sorry, mom here isn't fond of revisiting the past! Son, what kind of dad do you want? From the multitude of handsome and wealthy young men out there, let’s pick and choose… This is the story of a bizarrely outstanding female doctor, strutting through ancient times with her child in tow!

Upon awakening, Zhou Sui finds himself a low-level Qi Refiner in the Cultivation World. Fortunately, he obtains the Supreme Gu God Bowl, which allows him to cultivate various Gu Insects. Cultivating the Spring Autumn Gu can prolong his life and bestow immortality. Cultivating the Golden Cicada Gu grants the ability to revive the dead and regenerate flesh and bone. Cultivating the Dragon Elephant Gu gives him the Power of Dragon Elephant and the Dragon Elephant's Body, making him invulnerable. Yet, the first Gu Insect he cultivates happens to be the Obsession Gu. From then on, he discovers a broad path of cultivation. As time changes and landscapes shift, the only constants are my eternal life and the everlasting Zhou family.

‘It felt like venom was being injected through the bite. It felt like Ethan’s very soul, his life force was being drained along with every drop of blood. It felt like he was being scorched in the eternal flames of Hell. But Ethan still didn’t let go of the Vampire girl. He kept pressing her head tightly against his neck…‘ ………… The Vampire’s Bloodbound follows Ethan Duong, a high school junior from Class 11D at Harmony High. After saving a dying Vampire girl by letting her drink his blood, Ethan becomes a “Bloodbound” - a human bound to a Vampire by blood, will, and fate. From that day on, his once-normal school life starts spiraling out of control. Strange, hilarious, terrifying, and romantic things begin to unfold, dragging Ethan into a hidden world of blood, secrets, and creatures that do not belong in this world.

> Yun Wao was just trying to vibe. He partied in another city, made a few jokes, flirted with the wrong girl, and thought life was going great. Then he came back home and found his entire dynasty reduced to ashes. No family. No friends. No king. No survivors. Just him... and the smoke. Now? Yun Wao’s walking the path of cultivation — not because he wants glory, but because someone’s gonna pay. This is the story of the Immortal Born from Ashes. It starts with tragedy. It continues with chaos. And somehow, it might even end with him smiling from the heart again. ...

He didn’t open the book. The book opened him." Seventeen-year-old Jude Mercer thought his life was already a cosmic joke— homeless, broke, and haunted by trauma he never asked for. But everything changes the night he finds a strange, leather-bound book behind a dumpster. A book that… breathes. What he unleashes isn't a spell. It's Ereth-Kaal—an eldritch, sadistic curse older than time. Now bound to Jude’s body, Ereth-Kaal can only feed through him. And feed he will. Jude sets one rule: No women. No kids. No innocents. Ereth-Kaal agrees… mostly. But as bodies pile up, and Jude’s morality erodes under the weight of blood and guilt, one question claws at his soul: Is he still the host... or becoming the monster? Violent. Heartbreaking. Darkly hilarious. UNDER MY SKIN is a descent into madness wrapped in teeth, tentacles, and trauma.

After graduation, Krishna Roy chose a risky path: becoming a writer. Under the pen name K. Dharma, his short stories gained a small but loyal following. But passion doesn’t always pay rent. With his bank balance shrinking, salvation arrives in the form of his eccentric college friend—now a local councillor—who offers him a tutoring gig. Sounds simple enough. Until he finds out that his first student is a foreigner. A VIP foreigner. Who doesn’t speak the local language. Caught between cultural confusion, awkward conversations, and his own career struggles, Krishna’s quiet life is about to turn upside down. Dive into a heartwarming and hilarious tale of everyday chaos, unexpected bonds, and the misadventures of a broke writer who really didn’t sign up for this.

Meet Simba—a broke village boy with rich-boy confidence, fake graduation pics, and a borrowed blazer two sizes too big. From photoshopping his way into Harvard to faking a faint in church to avoid donating money, Simba’s life is one long episode of lies, Wi-Fi bundles, and embarrassing miracles. In a world where social media clout is more important than the truth, Simba will do whatever it takes to look successful—even if it means renting cars, collapsing on cue, or pretending to Zoom from China while standing behind a toilet. FAKE LIFE is a wild, hilarious ride through a young man’s desperate mission to look important, sound international, and avoid real work at all costs. Warning: this story may cause stomach pain from excessive laughter and suspicious trust issues.

Synopsis: A young man is suddenly transmigrated into the body of a cursed prince—born of incest, hated by the empire, and burdened with a fate not his own. Thrust into a world of war, political turmoil, and ancient secrets, he finds himself trapped in a storm of chaos he never asked for. Armed with nothing but a broken, almost useless system [Hey, I'm not useless], he must find a way to survive, adapt, and outwit the forces that seek to destroy him. Join him on a journey that is at times tragic, at times joyful, and often hilariously absurd—as he stumbles through blood, betrayal, and bizarre events in search of freedom and meaning.

The Marvelous Misadventures of Wolfe and Bunny follows the enchanting, often hilarious journey of Wolfe, the stoic planner, and Bunny, the free-spirited dreamer, as they travel the world together. Each chapter whisks them to a new destination where they navigate cultural quirks, unexpected detours, and the ups and downs of their relationship. From bustling Tokyo markets to the haunting beauty of the Scottish Highlands, Wolfe and Bunny’s adventures capture the magic of love, curiosity, and the art of embracing life’s unpredictable moments. Together, they discover that every adventure reveals more about the world—and each other.

Set in India during a tumultuous period of conflict between the Assembly of Royals and the popular parliament, Vikram, a young prince from the southern region, finds himself abandoned by his own family. Determined to protect the pillars of his state, he embarks on a perilous journey to amass power swiftly, as the formidable Western army of millions approaches the borders. With time running out, Vikram must navigate a web of intrigue and deception, cultivating his strength while remaining under the radar of the dominant forces that threaten to undermine his rise. As he confronts both external enemies and internal betrayal, Vikram's journey becomes one of resilience, strategy, and the quest for identity in a land divided.

I thought I just tripped into a construction site. Turns out, I tripped into another world. Now, I’m being hunted by deadly monsters called Graves, dragged into a government facility, and forced to work under a terrifying hunter who walks like every second costs him money. Oh, and surprise—I don’t even exist here. No ledger, no record, no nothing. Apparently, that makes me a "walking system error." Love that for me. My new babysitter, Elren Vayne, is tall, deadly, and allergic to emotions. His patience is thinner than my survival chances. But that’s fine. I just need to stay alive. Blend in. Crack a few jokes. Maybe get on his nerves—just a little. Definitely not falling for the emotionally unavailable hunter. Nope. Not in the plan. Because I’m not part of their system. Right? ...Right?

They say every story deserves a happy ending. But life? It's not a fairytale. Hi, I’m Ryan Hawkins. Professional sad boy. Part-time ego hoarder. Full-time clown with a brain tumor. This is the story of how I got scammed, fell in love, turned into a hacker, and accidentally unlocked 3 million egos inside my head. Yes—literal egos. Don’t ask. At first, it’s all jokes and chaos. Fake confidence. Petty revenge. Punchlines to hide the pain. But somewhere along the way, you’ll see what I was really trying to do: Make my mom smile again. Even if it costs me everything. Because maybe… some stories don’t end happily— but they still mean something.

"Love Tripped Into My Room: I Just Wanted Peace, Not Panties" Kaito Tenma just wanted a normal life. Wake up, eat toast, avoid drama, and maybe—just maybe—confess to his beautiful, blunt childhood friend, Riko. But fate sucker-punches that dream into space when a half-naked girl crashes through his ceiling and declares his room as her new home. Now he’s living with Yuna, a mysterious (and dangerously clingy) bombshell who thinks clothing is optional and personal space is a myth. From lewd accidents to jealousy-fueled misunderstandings, Kaito’s life spirals into a wild, hilarious mess of high school chaos, horny misunderstandings, and girls who seem way too interested in ruining his peace. He didn’t ask for a harem. He didn’t ask for trouble. But trouble keeps tripping into his life—one girl at a time.

After dying in a traffic accident, Mitchell Alvarez awakens in a fantasy world. But his dreams are crushed when a snarky goddess reveals he was brought here as a joke—for her entertainment. Still, he’s determined to prove he’s more than a cosmic joke—even if he has no idea what he’s doing.

He liked simple life but the simple life rejected him. Not every thing was simple but at least it wasn't as hard as trying to walk a newly born baby. "Why is it all so damn lovingly SCREWED?" The Raging Phoenix company is an entertainment company?!! Nah! that's the most deadly joke I have heard.

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can.

JUST READ THE DAMN THING ----joking hahahahha

Ren Fujiwara is a handsome, scholarly narcissist who believes the world revolves around him. Akari Tanaka, his beautiful, athletic, and extroverted childhood friend, has secretly been in love with him for years, deftly hiding her feelings behind playful banter. As they navigate the hilarious chaos of high school with their tight-knit friend group and intertwined families, Ren's oblivious self-admiration clashes with Akari's subtle yearning. This charming slice-of-life rom-com explores their journey from comfortable platonic intimacy to the awkward, heartwarming realization of a love that was always there, just waiting for the narcissistic prince to finally look beyond himself.

In the world to come, making oneself at home in a virtual realm has woven itself into the fabric of the daily grind. Online games flourishing within this digital hinterland have caught on like wildfire. It's a rare soul who hasn't caught a whisper about the mighty and their terrestrial habits and hedonism. Yet now, as life in the virtual sphere - especially within these burgeoning games - gains momentum, new titans rise within this electronic escapade. One wonders, do their existences diverge from those ensconced in real-world influence? Watch the journey of our protagonist who, through a gauntlet of trials and time, has eased into a leisurely existence as one of the esteemed five lord atop a thriving metropolis, in a community of a billion players. Though obstacles and thorns of various kinds laid in his path, he overcame them all. *** The original is in Thai, and as the writer of the original, I attempted to translate it as closely as possible. I use AI to help with the initial translation and then revise it one more time, but I only managed to achieve about 80% of what I expected. Not to mention grammar, just trying to translate jokes, idioms, proverbs, etc. so that foreigners can understand is very difficult.

"Don't mention, you don't look like a local; where are you from?" He asked. "You don't have to tell me," he said hurriedly, noting my enquiring eyes. "Not really; I am just passing through," I said warily. "To the vampires land?" He asked. I was taken aback by his bluntness and looked around to make sure no one was listening in. He observed my motions and burst out laughing, as if I had done something hilarious. "You're definitely not a local," he added, still giggling. "Why did you say so?" I am completely bewildered at this point. "Locals already know that this is the meeting place for different races, and judging by your reaction towards my question, you don't know this." I was astounded by this because how could everything alter so dramatically after three years? I took a deep breath again. 'I'm taking more breath than usual today,' I thought as I exhaled. "Yeah, I'm passing through to the vampire land," I responded, still wary of this individual. "Your room is ready," the middle-aged man announced. The man grinned as he saw my bewildered expression and wondered when he'd tell me my room number and give me the keys. "Follow that young man by the stairs; he will take you to your room," he said, pointing to the plainly clothed man near the stairs. "How can I repay you for the gold coins?" I turned to ask after taking a few steps towards the stairs. "Your name would be nice," he remarked, smiling. "Aurora, my name is Aurora," I said, smiling slightly. "Aurora… it doesn't suit you; I'll call you Emerald. That suits you better," he replied, walking away. I was left stunned as I saw him withdraw back. He was joking, right?

*****WPC OCT 2024 Entry***** Glossary and Illustrations: https://discord.gg/PGbfE7TVcD Scheduling Updates: From 09:00 UTC Daily. When Carl Suis, a fresh zoology graduate, lands an internship with MECCP (Mythical and Endangered Creatures Care and Protection), he expects to work with exotic animals—not be magically whisked into Mythica, a realm brimming with dragons, mermaids, and other magical creatures. What starts as a dream job quickly spirals into chaos. Feeding creatures is the least of Carl’s worries as he tackles ecosystem meltdowns, interspecies feuds, and cultural clashes straight out of a fantasy fever dream. Forget the myths—these creatures are nothing like the books said. With Mythica’s fragile world teetering on collapse and MECCP’s future at stake, Carl must rely on his zoological skills, quick thinking, and unexpected allies to save the day. But in this unpredictable land, survival means embracing the wild—and the wildly hilarious—at every turn. Can Carl protect this magical world, or will his internship be his last adventure?

John, a talented game developer, finds himself at a crossroads as he prepares to leave the company he helped build. Leaving the company in an annoyance, John finds himself in a precarious situation where his prior thoughts were nothing but a joke. Can he survive in such a dilemma? or will he die in a pathetic way?

Beast Bonding: Failed! Royal Bloodline: Rejected! Villainous Upgrade: Hell Yeah! Corrupted Monkey Sidekick: Bananas! Elion Von Blackmere was born with everything: charm, lineage, talent—except the one thing that mattered most: a beast. In a world where power equals beast, Elion got humiliated, exiled, and tossed aside like a broken sword. But an invitation and a corrupted mythical egg from a 13-member villain group gave him a second chance… Inside? A demon monkey with zero chill and 100% attitude. This little troublemaker got jokes, pranks, and enough sass to embarrass an entire kingdom. Now Elion isn’t here to play hero. He’s here to ruin kingdoms, crush chosen ones, and make the world regret ever laughing at the “Beastless Prince.” Face-slapping arrogant heroes? Check. Taming the untamable? Absolutely! World domination plot? …Why not? Monkey jokes? Every. Damn. Chapter. Witness the rise of the Exiled Prince of No Beast as he climbs with a demon monkey on his shoulder and vengeance in his heart. #VillainEra #ExiledPrinceArc #MonkeyMadness #FaceSlapSeason